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Joined 05-22-03, id: 389239, Profile Updated: 03-10-11
Author has written 29 stories for Real Adventures of Jonny Quest, Harry Potter, Power Rangers, Sky High, Angel, Thief Lord, Doctor Who, National Treasure, Transformers, Psych, Lost, Sarah Jane Adventures, and Alice, 2009.

I am many people: Dimestore_Hippy on LJ, SanityOptional on Youtube, SB on here...

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Multi-Chapter Stories

Harry Potter:

Chicken Pox II: I haven't a clue. It'll get finished, eventually.

Thief Lord:
Reverie: Got the next chapter in the works, and some ideas in my head, but my Thief Lord interests seems to have flown away. Maybe I'll watch the movie, some youtube vids and read the book and some fics... that'll probably help.

Doctor Who:
In Thunder, Lightning, or Rain: Working on it. Swears. Girls Scout promise. Hand on any holy text, or Rolling Stone Mag of your choosing.


For all who care, some useless info about yours truly:

I'm from the great city of Chicago, though I no longer even live in the north. Now I'm closer to New Orleans. And that's all
you're going to get.

I'd tell you all my favorite 'ships and whatnot, but by looking at my favorite stories you can pretty much tell what they are. And besides, it'd be easier to tell you which I don't like, since there are only three that I actually can't stand: Ron/Hermione, Harry/Ginny- Harry Potter, and Bella/Edward- Twilight.

I love movies. Mostly Indi movies. And I love Indiana Jones and Lock, Stock and 2 Smoking Barrels, and Transformers. But I have been known to indulge in blockbusters. I love Pirates otC 1 and 3... didn't care much for 2. And Harry Potter, but then, most people do and those who say otherwise are either in denial or have questionable taste.

Music makes the world go round. I dont know what I'd do without my iPod. Lyrics sometimes feed my muses and thats what gets me writing. Anyone have any good songs/bands suggestions lemme know.

I'm an American Whovian and proud of it. Call me a geek all you want (And people have) but Doctor Who rocks my socks. (Even, I admit, without Rose. Although I fully want her back! She was awesome and I don't much care for Martha, but I do love Donna. She yells at the Doctor!)

I also fully love Red Dwarf. Sadly, however, with my love of quoting my fav shows, I have found out that saying 'Smeg' just doesn't sound right without the accent. Sigh. Oh well. Haha.

"Why is my phone ringing?" is something I once said when I was 16 infront of my best friend and mother and have yet to live it down... and I sadly still say it when the phone rings and I'm not expecting it.

The first few Chicken Pox logs were real. I just jiggered some things to fit into the Potterverse. My best friend actually wrote them. Although I was the inspiration and many of the things written were based on things I did or said. With the exception of the rolly chair.

I've got one major pet peeve: When someone add me or my stories to their favs/alerts but doesn't review. Because you have to be logged in to do that too...So why not just leave a few words as well?

...There's no more here... Read the stories! (And check out my favorites. They're favorites for a reason people)

My Youtubehttp://youtube.com/user/SanityOptional

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Ghosts of Babylon by The Noble Rot reviews
Audrey didn't die in the crash. Bleeding, suffering immense pain but still alive, the young girl is pulled from the wreckage by one just as injured as she is, though he wears his wounds on the inside. Their relationship will threaten to destroy them both.
Legion - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 63,536 - Reviews: 556 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 469 - Updated: 7/3/2014 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Gabriel, Audrey A.
What Lies Beneath by Asher Monroe reviews
Be careful of what's under the surface. It just might pull you down with it. -Damon/Bonnie- -Series of Interconnecting One Shots- -Complete!-
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 65 - Words: 370,393 - Reviews: 1901 - Favs: 749 - Follows: 591 - Updated: 6/30/2013 - Published: 11/27/2009 - [Damon S., Bonnie B.] - Complete
Forward by Peptuck reviews
Following the Miranda broadwave, there's only one direction for Malcolm Reynolds and his crew to go. Part Nine: Wrath: Cornered on Persephone, River faces both the dark products of the Academy, and her own inner demons. Post-BDM, Series.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 78 - Words: 508,921 - Reviews: 1675 - Favs: 1,261 - Follows: 1,118 - Updated: 5/4/2013 - Published: 2/27/2008 - River
Retrieval by Refur reviews
A supposedly simple mission goes south when Auggie's past catches up to Annie. Now complete.
Covert Affairs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 44,114 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 9/21/2010 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Annie W., Auggie A. - Complete
Realizations by BundyShoes reviews
She realizes three things. 1: This could all be a dream. 2: She doesn't want to leave here without him. And 3: Blue strikes her down everytime. Dom/Ariadne Second chapter has been added
Inception - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,729 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/29/2010 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Ariadne, D. Cobb - Complete
Closed Break by save changes to normal reviews
A belated Thanksgiving story. The story of how Ben and Riley first met, which happens to be earlier than many may think. AUish.
National Treasure - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 83,836 - Reviews: 779 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 417 - Updated: 3/19/2010 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Riley P., Ben G.
Collaborator by Panache reviews
Chloe's willing to do anything to protect her friends, even if its from herself. :: Post-Freak. Scared by the implications of what her meteor infection might mean, Chloe strikes a deal with the devil. Chlex eventually.
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 68,531 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 1/30/2010 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Chloe S., Lex L.
People Have a Right to a Little Bit of Privacy by BabyBadger reviews
30 Days and Nights of House/Chase. From bookgodess15’s prompt #7: Cameron learns why it’s never a good idea to listen in on other people’s conversations.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,179 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/10/2008 - R. Chase, G. House - Complete
Congratulations by Monkish Otaku reviews
Sometimes a slap, is just a slap. Stott/Disher undertones, but I promise it isn't bad. It's quite funny really.
Monk - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 386 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Complete
The Loo by Flash Foreward reviews
Coupling After being shunted towards the bathroom after Patrick, Jeff finds himself in a bit of an awkward situation.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 854 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Complete
A Productive Afternoon by Jack of the North reviews
A short oneshot about an encounter between Lee and Hermione. Boredom, the great motivator.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,111 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/9/2008 - Hermione G., Lee J. - Complete
Once Upon a Freakin' Time by Evadne reviews
The Death Eaters attempt to do bad things, but mostly just do things badly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 29,923 - Reviews: 1957 - Favs: 2,018 - Follows: 687 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 8/7/2002 - Voldemort, Severus S.
Strangers we've Met by TeggieLady reviews
With the reluctant help of a few Doctors,..3rd, 5th, 9th.. Martha, Jack, and the 10th Doctor cross the void to find Rose, problem is she is found in an unlikely place. But after all they’ve been though what do they really know about each other? Rose.10
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 49,276 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 2/10/2008 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Complete
Denouement by EmpyrealFantasy reviews
[HPLV] Parody. 'The spectators gave up all pretences of fighting and gathered around them, Death Eaters, Aurors, and Order of the Phoenix members alike.' Alternate DH ending. Pointless and silly. Tribute to breaching the 1,000 review mark on Paraselenic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,122 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 51 - Published: 10/15/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
I'll Pick A Rose by souleswanderer reviews
He's looking for the perfect Rose, but who will find it? TenNineFour inspired by I'll Pick a Rose Marv Johnson NOT a songfic.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,110 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Complete
Pawns in the Game by surrexi reviews
In the midst of increased rift activity, Rose Tyler appears in the plaza above Torchwood. Did the rift bring her there, or is something more serious happening in Cardiff? Reworking of the S1 finale also has spoilers for DW 2.13
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,360 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 8/22/2007 - Published: 8/7/2007 - Complete
A BrotherSister Kind Of Thing by fren reviews
50 sentences for the Jackson x Miley pairing.
Hannah Montana - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,244 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Complete
The Legend of Guilly Granger by Priah reviews
Com After Voldy's defeat, the world of Hogwarts' students seems to drastically change. Abandoned by their peers, two people, one sadistic, the other sarcastic, decide to stick together and slake their thirst for mortifying revenge. Humor, DracoHermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 199,391 - Reviews: 1502 - Favs: 635 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 7/18/2007 - Published: 2/26/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M.
I'm The One Who Wants You by lycheeteaa reviews
SCIPxPROP. Scipio wants Prosper, but Hornet seems to be in the way. Jealousy is whats stuck on him. Prosper begins to challenge his own feelings for Scipio. Not good with summaries.R&R please. Rated T for language and boyxboy crushes.
Thief Lord - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,398 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 7/12/2007 - Published: 7/21/2006
And Princes Kept the View by Meredith Bronwen Mallory reviews
A year or so before the abductions, Shawn and Kyle share a latenight coversation. hints of preslash
4400 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,897 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Complete
Apples by Mary James reviews
Twincest. Please don't read it if it offends you. One-shot, a little naughty. Fred and George are bored, and alone one afternoon.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 744 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/30/2007 - Published: 7/16/2004 - George W., George W. - Complete
Years Later by S.L.Cipher reviews
Everyone changes with time. A day, a week, a month, a year... they all count. So how much can a group of rag tag 4th graders from P.S. 118 change with junior high, highschool, and a whole bunch of history between those seven years? A whole lot.
Hey Arnold - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 97,382 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 5/8/2007 - Published: 7/4/2004 - Helga
Five Reasons Mickey Smith is a good boyfriend by netgirly2k reviews
Five reasons Mickey Smith is a better boyfriend than the Doctor
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,027 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/2/2007 - Complete
Rimmer's Realisation by GlassBomb reviews
Alternate ending to Out Of Time where Rimmer doesn't think to destroy the future Starbug. Angst, slash and OOC. But hey: 'Tis the season to be jolly. And I'm extremely ill.
Red Dwarf - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,635 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Published: 12/26/2006 - Rimmer, A., Lister, D. - Complete
Emohawking by Winter-Eyes reviews
Missing scene set directly after 'Emohawk Polymorph II' :Time for Rimmer to get his bitterness back. ListerRimmer slash.
Red Dwarf - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,889 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Published: 10/11/2006 - Rimmer, A., Lister, D. - Complete
The House Rangers by Jeran reviews
An episode of Power Rangers inspires House to be the Red Ranger, dragging his team along with him, fighting the evil Cuddy and her minions, and, of course, making fun of Chase.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,124 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/1/2006 - Published: 7/10/2006 - G. House - Complete
Emails of a Fabric Softener Teddy Bear by Dean and Sammy reviews
Dean discovers email and so does the fabric softener teddy bear.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,982 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/9/2006 - Published: 7/27/2006 - Dean W., Sam W.
I Get a Kick out of You by Dru reviews
Chase gets a checkup, and more than he bargained for. Sequal to Ain't that a Kick in the Head. HouseChase preslash slash. Complete. well till the third and fourth ones...
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 17,711 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 8/6/2006 - Published: 7/25/2006 - R. Chase, G. House - Complete
People Will Talk by Scifiroots reviews
Set during the season two episode “Zion,” folks from Bruce’s hometown start gossiping about Johnny and why Bruce brought him along.
Dead Zone - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,007 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/6/2006 - Complete
Ain't That a Kick In The Head? by Dru reviews
Chase owies fic! Chase gets a concussion, Chase gets dragged home with House, Chase angst and past issues abound. Shocklingly... no slash! Don't have a heart attack it has happened before! Cowritten with my friend Harem! Rated K
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,977 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 28 - Published: 6/8/2006 - R. Chase, G. House - Complete
Trick Stair by Lyra Silvertongue2 reviews
Preromance. Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy. Three hours is a long time to be trapped beneath a trick stair, and stairs aren't too spacious these days...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 28,819 - Reviews: 1802 - Favs: 1,446 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 5/16/2006 - Published: 12/29/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Little Gallifrey by Nix Nada reviews
COMPLETED! A Little Britain Doctor Who crossover. ...because someone told me it couldn't be done.
Little Britain - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,965 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/6/2006 - Published: 7/24/2005 - Complete
Turnabout by falsechaos reviews
[slash, swagger bishie] Between being used as a human meat sheild, hunted by a squad of cheerleaders, and stuck in a broom closet with Dash, Danny's having a rough day.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,410 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 47 - Published: 5/4/2006 - Danny F., Dash B.
Voyeur Fifty by plasticphoenix reviews
Fifty drabbles, one sentence apiece on Artemis and Juliet.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,276 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Published: 5/3/2006 - Artemis F., Juliet B. - Complete
Dare by Corculum reviews
Dean never could resist a good dare. [Oneshot. Slash. Wincest.]
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 855 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/22/2006 - Complete
To Disembark by OCP reviews
His sweating hands are still on the railing when Ryan places his down, and neither boys move their touching fingers away. For a second, nothing is wrong. And he didn't even have to jump. SLASH RYANTROY BOYxBOY get it?
High School Musical - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,591 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 30 - Published: 3/4/2006 - Complete
Links in the Chain by Lacey52 reviews
[Currently under construction, though it is done.] An exploration of the 'psychic connection' that Danny and Sam are famous for. Is it real or was it a game? This is the explanation behind the label, the whys, whens, and hows. DxS focus.
Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 61 - Words: 253,685 - Reviews: 1018 - Favs: 721 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 2/28/2006 - Published: 11/21/2005 - Danny F., Sam M. - Complete
Early Morning Blues & Greens by RotaryShakes reviews
Bo catches Scipio sneaking out of the house in the morning... Takes place after the book, ScipProp pairing.
Thief Lord - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,386 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/28/2006 - Complete
Wish Me Joy by ak-stinger reviews
MPREG, slash. When Aragorn dutifully marries Arwen, Legolas vanishes with a secret. What will happen when he comes back 5 years later? AL, AA, LEomer later. Longer summary inside.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 36 - Words: 200,142 - Reviews: 759 - Favs: 466 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 2/23/2006 - Published: 6/23/2005 - Legolas
Tennessee Waltz by Captain Evermind reviews
Meet me under the clock in Grand Central Station... Ten years after his return home, BJ remembers Hawkeye's words, but the person he meets is not whom he expected. Oneshot.
M*A*S*H - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/21/2006 - BJ H., Trapper M. - Complete
The End of Days by dansemacabre reviews
19 year old Sarah believes the Labyrinth is behind her, nothing more than a childish fantasy. When she realizes her adventures were real, how far will she go to save the Labyrinth... or the Goblin King who rules it? JS. COMPLETE.
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 99,808 - Reviews: 1277 - Favs: 1,587 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 2/15/2006 - Published: 8/25/2005 - Sarah, Jareth - Complete
Lick'em Lollies by somandalicious reviews
She likes lollies. A lot. They like watching her enjoy those Lollies. A lot. But how much can they take?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,559 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 1,310 - Follows: 127 - Published: 1/27/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Eclipse by Mijan reviews
Draco swore revenge on Harry for Lucius's imprisonment, and for once, he keeps his promise. The old rivalry turns deadly when Draco abducts Harry for Voldemort. But when Draco’s world turns upside down, the fight to save himself and Harry begins. HD, COMP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 20 - Words: 309,149 - Reviews: 2951 - Favs: 3,832 - Follows: 602 - Updated: 1/18/2006 - Published: 5/26/2003 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Just a Harmless Joke by CrazyGirl47 reviews
Fred accidentally starts rumors that he's with Hermione, and encourages them for a laugh. When she find out, she's furious. Now the two of them are fighting to outembarrass and annoy one another... but they're also fighting their feelings for each other.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 41,220 - Reviews: 3022 - Favs: 4,107 - Follows: 574 - Updated: 11/25/2005 - Published: 9/28/2004 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
No Cause for Alarm Clocks by H.J. Bender reviews
A short story detailing one of Crowley’s infernal household gadgetries, and why he’ll never have sex in front of it ever again. Slash.
Good Omens - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,079 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/21/2005 - Complete
Stop the World! I Wanna Get Off by Mijan reviews
In which Harry quits in spectacular fashion, and nobody's happy about it... including Draco Malfoy. Written before HBP. Slashy overtones.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,361 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 53 - Published: 10/21/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Heart's Truth by NightShadow131 reviews
.::Sequel to Iinotia::. Aragorn finds out that he has some hidden feelings for a certain blonde elf after the elf's near fatal incident. The question is: Does the elf feel the same? And if so, how do their families feel about it? Slash, AL.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 52,743 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 10/2/2005 - Published: 4/4/2005 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
Messing with Snape by Titania Snape reviews
I am the original author, I just posted here under this name as someone else has Titania on this site. This is thru Ch10, I am currently editing Ch 11 to make the smut more along the lines of standards. Meanwhile, please review!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,807 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/24/2005 - Published: 11/10/2003 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Elladan's Trials For Estel by Ithil-valon reviews
Complete: Estel is kidnapped and Elladan finds the ransom note, can he, Elrohir, and Legolas save Estel and protect Lord Elrond from an insane Elf?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 49,650 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/26/2005 - Published: 4/14/2005 - Elrohir, Aragorn - Complete
The Very Secret LiveJournals by Arrmaitee reviews
NEW CH 8! SLASH, PARODY! These raunchy journals expose the burning secrets of Hogwarts' students & staff! Warning: contains excessive references to Harry’s eyes, Draco’s cherry, cold showers, kinky leather goodies, and a virgin sacrifice for Uncle Voldie!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,593 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 5/13/2005 - Published: 12/31/2003 - Harry P., Draco M.
Time Revolution by KissThis reviews
Hermione's ritual magick brought back four people from the past to fulfil a prophecy, but they aren't exactly the four she planned on. Are the trio a prehistoric triumverate of power? Will Voldemort be defeated? Love for the Marauders? SBHGRL FIN
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 166,956 - Reviews: 938 - Favs: 713 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 5/11/2005 - Published: 11/9/2004 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
Proposition by Northlight reviews
"Tommy. Tommy, I think he just propositioned me!" (Merton/Tommy)
Big Wolf on Campus - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,186 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/5/2005 - Published: 7/1/2003
Mischief by redwolfoz reviews
Mischief!verse. 100 word drabble & ficlet series. Spike and Dawn are the perfect cohorts.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 4,348 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/2/2005 - Published: 2/2/2004 - Spike, Dawn S.
Existentialism on prom night by TheDarkOne8703 reviews
Two ficlets on the feelings you get on prom night. This may be a song but I've expressed that I do not own it but it makes for a great title.
Power Rangers - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,591 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/11/2005 - Kira F. - Complete
Closeted by Maranwe Elanor reviews
Aragorn and Legolas incur the wrath of Elladan and Elrhoir and end up trapped.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,993 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/25/2005 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
And Now For Something Completely Different by aleximoon reviews
When Sirius goes to Hermione looking for the truth behind the supposed deaths of Harry and Ron long hidden feelings come to light. Chapter 24 & 25 are up!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 141,922 - Reviews: 1059 - Favs: 664 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 1/4/2005 - Published: 4/1/2003 - Hermione G., Sirius B.
All The Relatives by escargoat reviews
Giles has to go to a family reunion. Guess who he takes with him? (Bask in the BuffyGiles goodness) Chapter 14 UP Completed
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,459 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/3/2004 - Published: 3/22/2004 - R. Giles, Buffy S. - Complete
Until the End by Heather Sinclair reviews
Hermione's at St. Mungo's and Harry's coming to the rescue. Post seventh-year fic. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,279 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/31/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Nevertheless: Come Again? by Emerald Sky reviews
This is probably going to be the funniest stupid thing you've ever read. It returns.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 5,132 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/13/2004 - Published: 11/23/2003 - Draco M., Harry P.
Dragon Pox by ChinoYaEejit reviews
What can Hermione and Harry be up to, all alone in the hospital wing, sick in bed with a case of the Dragon Pox? According to Ron, things aren't as innocent as they seem...and with the way they sound behind closed doors, he may be right!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,249 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/8/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Naked Heart by Angel-Wing3 reviews
COMPLETED (AU) In a time of war and discrimination, the greatest love can born... But fate is cruel, and could do anything to keep them apart... (A dramatic and romantic HHr story based on the World War II).
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 82,330 - Reviews: 496 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/6/2004 - Published: 5/2/2003 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Coke Eyes by Yuki6 reviews
GW/Hr fic. Can a prankster and know it all find love in one another? And through making a wedding cake? Total and _complete_ fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,026 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/11/2004 - Published: 5/4/2002 - George W., Hermione G. - Complete
I WIll Play by Maranwe Elanor reviews
Estel plays with the twins and Elrond watches.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,399 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/4/2003 - Aragorn, Elrond - Complete
Natural Progression by Chash reviews
Easy as one, two, three. Slash (Cory/Shawn)
Boy Meets World - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,631 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/20/2003
Delusional Draco by Slythindor reviews
Draco is sick. There is only one person he wants to visit him. So what if Potter won't come and see him? Maybe he'll just have to send Crabbe and Goyle to sort it out... how does kidnap sound?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,719 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/18/2003 - Harry P., Draco M.
Hot Air by Pyrus Japonica reviews
Evil villians, secret agents, a dark threat, adventure, true love, sword fights, miracles...wait that's the Princess Bride. But this is pretty good too. Rated PG for suspense. ::COMPLETE!:: See Ice Water for Part 2!
Hey Arnold - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 72,681 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/16/2003 - Published: 6/11/2002 - Gerald, Helga - Complete
Theory and Practice by Silvia Kundera reviews
Twincest as a small, one act play. (Slash, Incest)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 808 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/22/2002 - George W., George W.
There's Always Something by Lizzie D reviews
***COMPLETE*** - The gang is in their Junior year together and tides are changing. A/H are dating and so is G/P. Could feelings develop between 2 individuals that would rock the foundation of the highschool? Gerald and Helga? Arnold and Phoebe? Woah...
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 30,920 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/8/2002 - Published: 8/20/2002 - Complete
Placebo by Noche Buena reviews
A confrontation happens between Jess and Dean. After Jess kisses Rory, Dean needs to know why... and finds out that maybe things aren't so easy as they seem. Slash, re-done, so it's a little better.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,076 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/28/2002
Day by Day by Tomo Trillions reviews
[Crowley/Aziraphale slash] When the common cold catches up to Crowley, things get interesting. Happy single-people-rule day! ^-^
Good Omens - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,996 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/13/2002
Friendly Letters by Mina2 reviews
Harry and Draco write letters to each other as a school assignment. Rather nutty, and waaay too sarcastic in my opinion. Major PWP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,767 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 9 - Published: 2/28/2001
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Do Humans Dream of Robotic Death? reviews
Sam is still seeing symbols, and it only gets worse from there. He could really use some TLC. I own nothing but my pride. Set just after RotF.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,807 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 11/20/2011 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Sam W., Bumblebee
In Thunder, Lightning, or Rain reviews
Years after Journeys End forever has been called into question, turning Rose and her family's life upside down. But an old friend wants to help: Bad Wolf is coming out to play. Post s.4 WIP
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,599 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 10/16/2011 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Rose T., 10th Doctor
Be All My Sins Remember'd reviews
Hatter and March have a history. This is only a small look at what that is. Pre-series, so no spoilers really and it's Hatter/March slash which I call Madness . Safety rating, cause I never can tell.
Alice, 2009 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 879 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Hatter, Mad March - Complete
Banana Pancakes reviews
Rose hates being sick, and it's all the Doctors fault she is. He tries to make amends. Rating for safety. Short one-shot.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,021 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Rose T., 9th Doctor - Complete
Girl With Golden Eyes reviews
Maria's POV. 'I was shopping for Luke's birthday present when I first saw the girl with the golden eyes. She saved me-and all of us-from extermination' Slight Who crossover character wise. Rating for safety. First SJA fic.
Sarah Jane Adventures - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 957 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Complete
Reverie reviews
It was nearing Autumn again when Prosper started having the dream ... 'I wanted to come back for you' 'This isn't good, Scip. We have to get out of here.' ScipProp slash, so be warned. Rating for saftey.
Thief Lord - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,715 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 12/31/2008 - Published: 7/18/2007
Christmas in C Sharp reviews
Come spend Christmas Eve and Christmas with Ben and Riley. Snippets of their holiday, and possible overuse of Christmas tunes. \No songs were harmed in the making of this fic./ Rating for mild slash.
National Treasure - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,490 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Riley P., Ben G. - Complete
First Toast On Mars reviews
The Doctor bonds with his sons over a toast launcher and shopping. Companion/prequel to In Thunder, Lightning or Rain. Don't have to read that first, but it does explain the names. 10.5/Rose fluff, Parent!Doctor fluff.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,813 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Complete
Hero reviews
Charlie never understood how someone could do that. But now he does. Through The Looking Glass introspective-type piece. Rating for, you know, what happens. And for tiny implied mostly one-sided Des/Char slash.
Lost - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 763 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Charlie - Complete
Dog In The Nighttime reviews
One night, after things have settled down as much as they can, the two can't sleep. Set mid season 4 on the freighter. Des/Sayid slash. Fluff. Really. It's mostly just fluffy sweetness.
Lost - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 379 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11/24/2008 - Desmond, Sayid - Complete
The Wrong Idea reviews
23rd Psalm Charlie didn't want Claire to get the wrong idea when he went with Eko, but it wasn't for the reason the big man believed. He has a habit of going into the jungle with various men... Jack, Sawyer, Boone. Slash.
Lost - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,580 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Charlie - Complete
Warning: Flammable reviews
We all know Riley loves his Converse. We all know why. But what about when, and how? Join Riley as he has a bad day that ends up starting the best thing in his life: Him and Ben. Best to read RC first if you don't want that one to be spoiled! Pre-NT1
National Treasure - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,255 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Complete
Chicken Pox and Stargate Logs II reviews
Harry and Ron continue the Logs. Crack!Fic containing borderline slash, purposely possible Americanisms, innuendo, a disturbed werewolf, and the Dark Soup. Also featuring sticky beds and cuddling. On hold for the foreseeable future.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,451 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 12/31/2004 - Harry P., Ron W.
Music reviews
Unimaginative title, I know. Music drabble challange. Most will be Shus. Some are funny, some fluffy. All are inspired by good songs - Rating for safety.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,033 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Complete
Across The Universe reviews
Before the Doctor came, Rose gave Mickey a guitar. One song, one line, in particular, catches his attention. Mickey/Rose fluff and foreshadowing. Who doesn't love foreshadowing? Pre-new series.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Complete
Interlude: Goldie reviews
In RC, Riley says he really likes a certain blue iFish... In here Riley shows us why. Pre-PreSlash and Slash. /Best to read Riley's Converse first, however, as it's epilogue is here.\
National Treasure - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,383 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/20/2008 - Published: 1/9/2008 - Complete
Recipe For A Plan reviews
Sam takes on the Pepsi vs Coke challange... and he has a plan to make Captain Lennox prefer Pepsi. That means slash of the SamWill kind. Pretty scarce, these. So R&R!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,682 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Sam W., W. Lennox - Complete
And A Happy New Year reviews
Sam and Bee and a New Years Eve party. Kinda sweet kinda fluffy maybe even a bit funny. Happy New Year everyone!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,124 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Sam W., Bumblebee - Complete
Merry Christmas, Baby reviews
Bumblebee suprises Sam on Christmas. BeeSam so that means slash people. Oneshot. Kinda romantic, kinda funny. Enjoy! Happy Holidays.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 913 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/25/2007 - Bumblebee, Sam W. - Complete
Riley's Converse reviews
Riley loves his Converse. The reason why is so simple. Oh and his shoelace breaks. BenRiley preslash, kinda fluffy. Epilogue to this posted in Interlude: Goldie! Poll in my profile. Go vote!
National Treasure - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,915 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Complete
All That Ever Could Be reviews
She saw everything. All that was. All that is. All that ever could be. The Bad Wolf saw Doomsday. Rose saw it too. Drabble
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 220 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/28/2007 - Complete
Words reviews
Rose reads the welcome on the wall and wonders about a lost friend.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 313 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/1/2007 - Complete
Death Warmed Over reviews
Drabble... The title says it all really... Spike and a heavy blanket. Implied AngelSpike.
Angel - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 148 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/22/2006 - Spike, Angel - Complete
Movie Night reviews
The group of friends watch Superman and have a conversation about movie heros. Teeniest bit au, history wise.
Sky High - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 554 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/31/2006 - Complete
Blending Blue reviews
PRDT Slightly AU. Ethan is feeling blue, and Kira has some advice for him. Hard to summarize without giving the main points away. R&R! One-shot!
Power Rangers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 753 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/27/2005 - Ethan J., Kira F. - Complete
Chicken Pox and Stargate Logs reviews
Hermione and the twins are stuck in a room with the chicken pox. Warning! This is a crack!fic. It contains purposely possible Americanisms, innuendo, jello, slash and suggestive rubber duckies. It should not be taken seriously.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,582 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/9/2004 - Published: 10/26/2003 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
Sailing for Adventure reviews
AHOY MATIE! Come and join Harry in his nightmare aboard a pirate ship! Contains Pirate!Snape and Seasick!Ron. This is a short funny little side song fic for CPaSL. No need to read that first.ONESHOT R&R and get a cupcake!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,178 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/30/2004 - Harry P. - Complete
SOS reviews
Pirates, and Jessie, and Lorenzo, and wait....who else? ok, bad summary, but worth a read...WIP..new chappie added! COMPLETE! So sorry for all of you I kept wating!
Real Adventures of Jonny Quest - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,115 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 6/23/2004 - Published: 6/29/2003 - Complete
3,2,1,0 reviews
If I give a summary, I'll end up telling you what happens. So you'll just have to read it.
Real Adventures of Jonny Quest - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 311 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/14/2003 - Complete