Author has written 5 stories for Final Fantasy VIII, Dragon Ball Z, Phantom of the Opera, and Once Upon a Time.
Goodness, I've just realized how long I've been reading fanfiction - over 11 years! I swear I don't know how that happened, because I never stick with anything that long.
I honestly only have a few couples I ship, and I tend toward the angsty, issue-riddled (most of the time older) men and brainy, brave women.
As of this update, I will only post stories that are completed already, as I have a nasty habit of writing half a story, hating it, then never updating it again because I feel it's worthless. I'm going to attempt more one-shots, as I've recently discovered the prompt-laden pages of tumblr.
“Did you have one of those days today, like a nail in the foot? Did the pterodactyl corpse dropped by the ghost of your mother from the spectral Hindenburg forever circling the Earth come smashing through the lid of your glass coffin? Did the New York strip steak you attacked at dinner suddenly show a mouth filled with needle-sharp teeth, and did it snap off the end of your fork, the last solid-gold fork from the set Anastasia pressed into your hands as they took her away to be shot? Is the slab under your apartment building moaning that it cannot stand the weight on its back a moment longer, and is the building stretching and creaking? Did a good friend betray you today, or did that good friend merely keep silent and fail to come to your aid? Are you holding the razor at your throat this very instant? Take heart, comfort is at hand. This is the hour that stretches. Djan karet. We are the cavalry. We're here. Put away the pills. We'll get you through this bloody night. Next time, it'll be your turn to help us."