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Joined 05-23-03, id: 389295, Profile Updated: 08-20-10
Author has written 4 stories for Inuyasha.

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Bio:

Birthday: December 22nd, 1985
Started writing fanfiction here in: Summer 2003
Home: Oregon, USA
AIM: Chibi Chiki
Homepage: http:// (Note: Has not been updated since 2003. Sad, I know)
Motto: "I don't like to think, thinking causes cancer."

Yes, this year I'll be 25. Q) Where does the time go? A) My thighs.

Even though I'd thought many times about it before, the Plot Bunnies attacked me last year, so in fear of being bitten again, I wrote to quell the little beasts. Lucky you, you now get to see how I actually write, since this time I'm not hopped up on 2 liters of soda and various junk food at 3 AM. Inuyasha fics on hiatus until further notice. My computer has crashed since those days and took my ideas and rough writing with it. Even the backup disks died tragic deaths. T_T However, I'm SO into Naruto, and have been for years, so the Plot Bunnies insisted I write about my favorite pairing ever: Naruto x Sasuke. So many in the works. Most of which, have yaoi. (Honk, err... scream if you love yaoi!) Now, I just have to finish them and post, which will be difficult for me since things have changed on this site during the last seven years... Makes me feel old instead of nostalgic...

Also, I won one of the Naruto's Forest trees! And so did my mom! Yay-ness! I am totally gonna frame the envelope and postcard that Shueisha sent me in the mail. Mom was SO happy! For some reason, I was sure I'd win... I hope one day I can go to Japan and see my little baby tree. It will grow up big and strong, you'll see...

My iPod Touch will always be BitchPod to me. It never does what I ask, gives me information on a need-to-know basis, and gives no compromise. It's a bitch. I apologize in advance if I'm trying to leave you a review (Always with BitchPod) and it doesn't sound quite right or has misspellings and grammatical errors. I try to catch them all, but it's hard on such a small screen. Damn thing's so bull-headed it thinks I know what I'm saying better than me. -_-;;

NaruSasu of DOOM:

During the course of my writing, you may find the warning: 'NaruSasu of DOOM (NaruSasu of DOOM contains 28% more DOOM for your reading pleasure)' you can easily switch the word 'DOOM' for 'YAOI' and it will make (almost) perfect sense to you. I came up with it while sick, and I was adding 'of DOOM' to everything I talked about. But, in this instance, it has become my codeword for yaoi. XD Mostly I just like calling the pairing 'NaruSasu of DOOM'. That's just how I am. (In short, DOOM=NaruSasu + Yaoi.)

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Fav Pairings:

Listed in order of favoritism. Names (a x b) are in alphabetical order. I don't care who's on top or if they switch. I love the pairings. Period.

Naruto x Sasuke
Itachi x Sasuke
Itachi x Naruto

I love plenty of other pairings, but I only listed these three since I will read any fanfiction by anyone with them as the main or only pairing. I've never been bored with any side pairings, but I have with the main ones that I'm not quite as into, even if they're written superbly (Naruto x Sakur... zzzzzzz... Other Pairings:

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Fav Crack-Hat Pairings:

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Totally Quotable Fanfiction:

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Habitual Infatuation by Quinn Anderson reviews
Dedicated to Sorachan. Sasuke finds out more than he ever cared to know about Naruto and decides to play a dangerous game of seduction. Kakashi will, of course, have his say before the end. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,016 - Reviews: 805 - Favs: 1,606 - Follows: 732 - Updated: 8/23/2012 - Published: 4/10/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Perfection Is Meant For Dolls by Hitoko-sama reviews
Dolls are the only thing Sai knows. And Perfection is key, that's why he only uses perfect parts...Now all he needs is the perfect partner. How will one day at the Fair change his life? SasuNaru Non-consensual SaiNaru...Gore and other bad things!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 20 - Words: 89,455 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 12/19/2011 - Published: 7/4/2010 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] Sai - Complete
Hunt Or Be Hunted by Fifi McFu reviews
What should have been a fight to death has turned into a voyage of discovery, a battle of duty against lust. Naruto's pride has been wounded, and all he wants to do is end the cycle. vampfic! SasuNaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,913 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
The end by Rasengan22 reviews
Relationships are never easy, especially when they come to an end.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,308 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 35 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Look at Me by Jelp reviews
Naruto has his sights set on ANBU Captain Sasuke. Sadly, the distinguished Uchiha isn't impressed with someone who acts so young and immature. But Naruto always has a few tricks up his sleeve. Sasuke/Naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,287 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 35 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sub Arbore by Fifi McFu reviews
Naruto and Sasuke celebrate their anniversary the only way they know how - hot, sweaty, and together. Fluffy smut, NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,497 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 38 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Eyes in the Crowd by michelerene reviews
Out of the million pairs of eyes Sasuke had scanned over his career, one set of blue were the only ones that had ever meant to catch his own. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,565 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 968 - Follows: 163 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Let It Snow by FastForward reviews
The last thing Sasuke wanted to do for Christmas was be stuck in the middle of nowhere with buckets of snow and an annoying neighbour who won't leave him alone. NaruSasu.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 94,718 - Reviews: 860 - Favs: 1,344 - Follows: 474 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Only Flesh by Fifi McFu reviews
Kiba needs help. WARNING: Contains gore, violence, male x male sex, character death. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. KibaNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,048 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Kiba I., Naruto U. - Complete
The Divine Glitch by michelerene reviews
There are reasons why two people can't be together. Separated by oceans, by wars, by family feuds. Try being the Angel of Death. Romeo and Juliet were lucky. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 38,842 - Reviews: 1002 - Favs: 2,429 - Follows: 708 - Updated: 10/12/2010 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
A Thousand Generations by Fifi McFu reviews
Sentenced to a thousand rebirths, Sasuke isn't enjoying the life of a mortal one bit. That is, until he changes school and lays eyes on a remnant from the Old Times who doesn't seem to remember him. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,575 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 635 - Follows: 105 - Published: 10/12/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Saturday Morning by darkalbino reviews
Simple as that. Waffy drabble for michelerene.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,068 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/28/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Rules of the Bathroom by hyperspastic-superhero-girl reviews
SasuNaru AU Rated M for a reason.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,168 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 563 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Scout's Epiphany by Fifi McFu reviews
It takes a camping trip and a punch in the face for Sasuke to realise how he actually feels about Naruto. SasuNaru, lemon, slight NejiKiba hints
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,140 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 43 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Somnambulist by Fifi McFu reviews
It turns out that Sasuke is most promiscuous when he is asleep. ItaSasu, Uchihacest, lemon, oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,390 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 691 - Follows: 104 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Supernova by Virtute et Armis reviews
A story about how Sasuke learns what stars really are. Are they just stars? Or Suns? Or tears? He'll find out, and his Aniki will be so proud of him when he does. ItaSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,383 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Sight For Sore Eyes by Jelp reviews
For some, to die honorably is far easier than finding a reason worth living for. NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,368 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 60 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Piercings by Fifi McFu reviews
It started out as a dare, so why the hell was Naruto pressed up against a bathroom wall with a sexy body piercer kneeling between his legs? SasuNaru One Shot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,849 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 2,234 - Follows: 252 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Animal by darkalbino reviews
Morals and instinct were never meant to mix. Demon Sasuke and Naruto fic. Early birthday gift for Vege. AU, oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,134 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 56 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Muse by darkalbino reviews
For his final project, art student Naruto wants to turn in something, for lack of a better word, utterly awesome. Too bad he's been stuck for inspiration for months. But that's about to change. Damn that bastard, and his pretty face. SasuNaru, for Sarge.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,699 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 856 - Follows: 77 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
KISSING BADLY by ORANGE-REBELLIOUS-TTEBAYO reviews
In one move, the bastard threw everything off limits in bounds. SasuNaru !
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,368 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Bastard by Makkura Arashi reviews
“Sasuke Uchiha, the Earl of Andover is a veritable bastard!I would never help him,not in a million years!” Naruto stated firmly. “He is rude, arrogant and stuck up! If I could I would pull out my pistol and blow a hole through his head!” SasuNaru, Yaoi AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 71,763 - Reviews: 501 - Favs: 631 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 6/1/2008 - Published: 3/28/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sasuke's Defection and Retrieval: Unedited! by KageKitsune XXX reviews
How they should have tried to stop Sasuke from defecting and how they could eventually get him back! Shameless crack and even more shameless yaoi pimping. It's another NaruSasu fic! Rated 'M' for lemony goodness.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,416 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 51 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
School of the Gifted by WrinBaka reviews
The Inu gang is off to Collage! Hidden cameras, mooning half demons, love and underwear, whats new!
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 32,661 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/6/2005 - Published: 3/20/2003 - Kagome H., Inuyasha
The Diet Goddess by Aejavu reviews
[AU:InuKag] Kagome found the perfect dress... that was three sizes too small.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,561 - Reviews: 707 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/11/2004 - Published: 7/26/2003 - Kagome H., Inuyasha
Dirty Sneakers by The Turmoil Twins reviews
( AU - Lotsa No-no's:IK MS ) Goshinboku High to Cornflakes Prison. The InuYasha mob with godsend Shichinin-tai get arrested for pasting Tokyo's raunchy rubbish. Released, with intention to kiss every square inch of their driveways, bizarre things happen..
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 86,950 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/5/2004 - Published: 7/5/2003
Sesshoumaru's World Conquest In a Day by Mr. Miagi's Banana Factory reviews
CH8 UP! Sesshoumaru decides to take over the world. Featuring preschool slaves, spiteful milkmen, senile people, gummy bears, superheros, obsessive sluts, purple dinos, evil lil bros, and the evil Inuyasha & co.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,195 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 17 - Updated: 9/21/2003 - Published: 4/1/2003
Why does everyone hate us? by Defectron reviews
Kikyo, jaken and Naraku figure out that everyone hates them. So they try to do something about it. But is that a good idea?
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,194 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 6/14/2003 - Published: 4/9/2003
Canines Playing Poker by baka deshi reviews
[Complete] Ever seen that painting of four dogs playing poker? Same old theme, with an Inuyasha twist. Utterly ridiculous, rated PG-15 for bad dog behavior.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,426 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/5/2003 - Complete
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All Hail Dog Youkai! reviews
InuYasha and Sesshoumaru stumble onto a village that LITERALLY worships Dog Youkai. *Chapter 1 up. Yes, the ACTUAL Chapter 1.*
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,087 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 6/26/2003 - Published: 6/14/2003
InuYasha The Detective reviews
InuYasha is a Detective. Why he is a Detective is unknown. But InuYasha must stop an obsessed fangirl from kidnapping Sesshoumaru! My first fic please come join my stupid fun! Please, please, please, please....Rated PG13 for language. *Chapter 4 up*
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,002 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 6/16/2003 - Published: 5/25/2003
Bad Hojo! Do Not Offend The Booger Goddess! reviews
Another short fic, and I've killed Hojo yet again! Hojo has offended the Booger Goddess and she has sent the Booger Army to kill him! HA HA HA! (It's not as gross as it sounds, I just have a strange sense of humor. My mom laughed her ass off!) Rated for..
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,312 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/14/2003
Yes Eat Hojo Yes! reviews
Yes, this is a fic where I kill off Hojo. In my story it has something to do with InuYasha's new pet.......Click on the pretty button to find out what happens. Please R & R! Flames are welcomed with open arms. Rated for mild language and Hojo's death.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 905 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/28/2003