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Joined 04-08-12, id: 3894396, Profile Updated: 05-25-15
Author has written 5 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and Kane Chronicles.

Hi people! i decided to write about myself. Here is everything you need to know about me:

I am in LOVE with Percy Jackson.

I am going to a new school next year. I'LL MISS YOU, AND I LOVE YOU PEOPLES FROM MY SCHOOL RIGHT NOW! (well most of them anyway)

I am really clumsy and i can be a ditz sometimes, but i am really smart (not to toot my own horn)

I am a REALLY fast reader.

OOOh, i just started the Maximum ride series. its good! but not as good as PJO, DUH!

I like spy stories. Ghallager Girls, anyone?

I like owls, pegasi, and unicorns.

I like mazeratis

When i grow up I want to be an actress or an author.

Some people tell me I have a good voice. I'm not so sure though.


I love my friends.

I like writing.

Annabeth is my role model.

Now, things i hate:

people begging me for food

Desperate people (cough gracie i hope u know who i'm talking about. Not u. Cough)

People who beg me for stuff


mean teachers


people who only like popular things, or only like things cuz they're popular

greedy people


love you people who have actually bothered to read this,


2. Do you prefer light or dark haired guys? Dark. Think Percy Jackson.

3. Are you currently frustrated with a boy? Yes…

4. Do you have a best friend(s)? Yes. 3 BEST BEST and 2 best friends

5. Have you ever had your heart broken? Yeah :(

6. Have you ever thought of having plastic surgery? No

7. Do you like your life? Yes, Yes I do.

8. Has one of your friends ever stolen a boyfriend from you? No.

9. Have you ever jumped in the pool with your clothes on? No, but I want to.

10. Do you have more friends that are girls or boys? Girls. But I have guy friends too.

11. How long have you had Facebook? I don’t have one yet, but I’ll get one in a year.

12. Have you ever slapped a boy in the face? I don’t think so…

13. What are your biggest fears? Zombies and spiders. Shudder.

14. Have you ever cried yourself to sleep? Yes. Sadly, multiple times.

15. Have you ever not been able to get someone off of your mind? Well, Percy.

16. Do you believe in the saying “Once a cheater, always a cheater”? I guess.

17. Have you ever had a good feeling about something? Yeah.

18. Do you ever wish you were famous? All the time!

19. Are you currently missing someone? Yes. My friends.

1.Put your iTunes (or iPod) on shuffle

2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer



It won’t be like this for long




Dancing in the Street

4.WHAT IS 22?

I’ve Got a Dream


Damaged (wow. Bahahahaha)


Snuggle Puppy. (wat.)


Pop Princess


Birthday Bear (LOL)


Pictures of You


Everything About You


Dance With Me


Dark Days. (How fitting. Well, the name is)


Party Like A Rockstar


Bleeding Love


Nobody’s Fool


Look Through My Eyes. (Then you would see my brain. Is that bad?)




Love Like Woe (why will I regret that?)




Endless Night


Your Mother Should Know (does she? Ask her)


Dinosaur, Dinosaur


I’m Yours (Whoa)


Blue Jay Way


O Christmas Tree




This guy or that guy?

Punk/Goth or Gangster?: Neither

Preppy or Cowboy?: preppy

Sweet or Sexy?: Sweet

Well-educated or Dropout?: Well-educated.

Armani or Abercrombie?: Abercrombie.

City-slicker or Rural Guy?: City-slicker

Blue, green, grey, or brown eyes?: Green (Percy)

Contacts or Glasses?: Glasses

In a guy... Funny or Serious?: Funny! :D

Cute or Hot?: Cute!

Dark Eyes or Light Eyes?: Green is Dark right? Well, whatever green is (Percy. Again.)

Long Hair or Short Hair?: short

Curly Hair or Straight Hair?: wavy

Good Dancer or Good Singer?: Both!

Jock or Rebel?: Either

Smoker or Non-smoker?: NON-SMOKER

Druggie or Clean?: Clean!!

Beard/Mustache or Clean-shaven?: Clean-shaven

Younger or Older?: Older

Player or Loyal?: Loyal!

1.Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.

The Lightning Thief: “It wasn’t high and mighty like cabin one, but low and long and solid.” (Percy describing Cabin 3)

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?

My writing notebook.

3.What is the last thing you watched on TV?


4. Without looking, guess what time it is:


5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

3:36. Close enough.

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

My baby cousin.

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

I was walking into church for my cousin’s baptism.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

My awesome lizard ring

9. What are you wearing?

A dress, a sweater, my awesome lizard ring, and my trademark bow.

10. Did you dream last night?


11. If the answer to 10 was yes, tell us about that dream.

It had zombies and Vampires in it and it involved me kicking zombie and vampire a*

12. When did you last laugh?

I was watching a Harry Potter trailer spoof and Harry and Voldemort were in the thingy where the light from their wands are pushing against each others and harry says “ Screw this. Accio, lightsaber. Come on Voldy!”

13.What is on the walls of the room you are in?

Three pictures of dresses, A bulletin board and a mirror.

14. Seen anything weird lately?

You mean besides my brother? No.

15. What do you think of this quiz?

It’s Cool.

16. What is the last film you saw?

I’m watching The Adventures of Tin Tin

17. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

A lot of books, a dog, and a bunch of things to satisfy my Percy Jackson obsession.

18. Tell me something about you that I don't know:

I like to draw.

19. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

I would give myself a lot of money. :)

20. Do you like to dance?

Yes. I do all kinds of dance.

21. George Bush:

Was a president.

22. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Andromeda, Calypso, Annabeth, or Bondi

23. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Luke, Orion or Alex.

Follow me on instagram @StarzStarz

Or tumblr for percabeth :


Percy Jackson Pledge:

I promise to remember Percy

whenever I’m at sea

I promise to remember Annabeth

whenever a spider comes at me

I promise to protect nature

for Grover's sake of course

I promise to remember Luke

when my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Chiron

whenever I see a sign that says ''free pony ride''

I promise to remember Tyson

whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side

I promise to remember Thalia

whenever a friend is scared of heights

I promise to remember Clarisse

whenever I see someone that gives me a fright

I promise to remember Bianca

whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother

I promise to remember Nico

whenever I see someone who doesn’t get along with others

I promise to remember Zoë

whenever I watch the stars

I promise to remember Rachel

whenever a limo passes my car.

Yes I promise to remember PJO wherever I may go


You go to the Empire State Building and you ask for the 600th floor (I haven't yet)

There's a thunderstorm going on you scream "CALM DOWN, ZEUS!!!" (Good thing i was alone at the time...)

Every time you use the internet, you thank Hermes (Once...)

When you see Harry Potter, you think Percy with glasses (yeah, Percy is way better looking than Harry though!)

You burn food to see if it smells good

You see an owl you go "Hi Athena!" (Quietly, I don't wanna end up seeing a shrink)

You think your favorite singer is a child of Apollo (Definitely)

You go on a cruise and hope the boat isn't the Princess Andromeda...(never been on one, but I would think that)

You're on a boat you hope Poseidon is in a good mood

You're in the air and you hope Zeus is in a good mood and won't blast you out of the air (yup)

You go to Aunty Em's and say your camera shy (I would if i knew a auntie em...)

You find your true love and thank Aphrodite

You know Muse is the best singer. Get it, the Nine Muses??

Bring a blue plastic hairbrush everywhere

When it gets really cold randomly, blame Kronos

You get a Greek mythology calendar for Christmas (no...But that would be cool)

You get really mad at Hades when a family member dies (I kinda thought of that...)

You sometimes try to control water (it works!!)

You don't read anything but PJO for three months (just 3 months?)

You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood's address (Yeah...)

You carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket (Yup. it doesnt turn into Riptide though)

Every time you pick up a pen, you think it'll turn into a sword (I wish, that would be awesome)

Every time you play dodgeball, you bring a suit of armor (Erm...i dont have a suit of armour...)

You go to San Francisco looking for the Old Sea Man (If I go to SanFran...)

Whenever your internet slows down, you yell at the sky and say "HERMES! WHY DO YOU LOVE ANNOYING ME?!" (Guilty...)

You pray to Athena when you don't study for a math test

And when you flunk that test, you blame her irritation on Percabeth

You make a list of charcters never to anger and why (Nope)

You hve ADHD, are diagnosed, and you are convinced you are a demigod because of this (I'm not diagnose but i think i may have it.

You find yourself saying things like "Oh my gods!" or "What the Hades?" (Guilty again)

When you steal your friend's pen you believe it's justified because your dad is the god of theives, and you thought it was Riptide and had to check to make sure Percy was still alive(nope)

You write fanfiction constantly, even when you're not at your computer (Yeah, I do that. I'm always thinking up ideas)

When your mom grounds you from the computer, you blame it on a combination of Nemesis, Hera, and Hermes' little joke (?)

You want Hephaestus to fix your ipod when it breaks

You give all your siblings godly parents

When somebody gets married you say: "I hope you shall not anger Hera."

You cried when you finished TLO (yeah)

Every school book you own has PJO stuff scribled on each page (my teachers would kill me if that was true)

You're in love with a fictional character (...no...percy...maybe...possibly...probably...totally)

You and your BFF call yourselves geeks because you sit around and talk about PJO (meh)

You own homemade replicas of things from the PJO series(no...not yet)

You dream of going to Camp Half-Blood (yeah. yes i do)

You buy everything you see with an owl or trident on it.

You yell “Burrito Fight!” whenever you’re in a Mexican restaurant.

You checked to make sure your vice-principal doesn’t have a tail.

You know which pages the good parts are on.

You suddenly hate thunderstorms.

You start hearing Percabeth in every song you hear.

You started calling your dog Mrs. O’Leary.

You start figuring out who your godly parent is.

You never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again.

You ask the cashier at the store if they stock Mythomagic cards.

You start doing pro/con lists in your head. During Math. When you’re supposed to be taking notes.

You start spelling character names out of your spelling words.

You start loving blue plastic hairbrushes and anyone who wields them.

Each day you check every fan site you know of for new information.

You try to figure out how much food dye you need to turn chocolate chip cookies blue.

You make references to it in school reports and/or to friends that haven’t read it.

The first thing you ask someone when you meet them is, “Have you read PJO?”

On your trip to Washington D.C. you thought of Annabeth every time you saw a monument. (haha yeah)

You yell “Mizzenmast!” whenever you enter a boat.

You dream about PJO every night.

You curse a god/goddess a lot.

You have one (Or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room

You know PJO better then most sane people

You have links to every great PJO site

You add things to the list every day

You know what you would do if you were Percy

You argue with your friends about if Nico should turn evil or not (NO! Nico don't turn evil!!)

At least half of your friends have read all the PJO, or are going to in the very near future (I think so. And my best friend (GRACIE) has.)

You wish you could find a rainbow to see if Iris messages work

For April Fools, you put a piece of paper over a card/cards and told your friends that they were Myth-O-Magic cards and they understood

Your friends all have a godly parent, and so do you, and your family, and your extended family, and your far, far, far away cuzs'

You are trying to learn Greek

You keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip.

Every language you know is some form of Ancient greek.(no i only know english and spanish)

You shriek everytime you see a guy with black hair and green eyes

You just have to research more about greek mythology (yup)

You call up the Camp Half Blood number in LT.

You want to learn Latin

You copy/paste this onto your profile

About 75-100% of your fics are PJO related, even if it is a cross over

You have taken every test you can find about what demigodly parent you would/do/should have, and your friends have as well or are going to

You make sure all of your friends (Or most of them), have an idea about what you say when talking about PJO

Your friends (At least one), think you are obbsessed with PJO, and you agree

A friend (or more), think you should start taking pills and/or going to a mental doctor, because you are so obsessed

You have one or more things related to PJO on your school stuff, and if someone asks you why, you tell them

You have something on your school things (Or home things), that says 'Daughter (Or son if you're a guy) of God/goddess', and you don't even try to hide it, even if it says daughter of Name of unliked god.goddess

You’re nodding and smiling when you read this

You are planning on adding a lot more things to this list

You have done at least 15 (Or more) of the above things

You are so obessed with PJO and the couple Percy-Annabeth, that you are proud to call yourselves supporters of Percabeth!!! (yeah!)

You try to convince your friends to read PJO ( Lol, i do that all the time...)

You plan several statements to avoid Apollo's lines and remember he's a player, should he ever hit on you, and several ways to get out of being cursed.

You imagine the gods alone, and what they really do on the Superbowl.(why would i do that?)

You read page 203 of BotL over and over again or say the lines in your head (PERCABETH!!)

You know exactly what someone means when they say LT, SoM, TC, BotL, tLO PJO and use it in conversations.(oh yeah)

You hallucinate that you see the name percy everywhere

Copy and Pastes:

I'm sarcastic, always, and I love it.

If you have ever wanted to slap someone, copy and paste this to your profile.

92 of the teenage population would die if Orlando Bloom said it wasn't cool to breath. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 that would be laughing your carcass off.

If you actually take the time to read other peoples profiles, copy this to yours.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself copy this into your profile.

If you think those kids should just give the Rabbit his cereal put this in your profile!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

No event is complete without theme music. If you have ever started humming/singing your own theme music, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If you believe in world peace, paste this in your profile.

If you believe in recycling, paste this in your profile.

If you sing in the shower, paste this in your profile.

If your dating a fictional character, example: Percy Jackson, paste this in your profile.

101 Stupid things to do when you’re bored (Those in bold are the things I’ve done)

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out

2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails

3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it

4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking

5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking

6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head

7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself

8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand

9. Tried to push open a door that said pull

10. Tried to pull open a door that said push

11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion

12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else

13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs

14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave

15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair

16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble

17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it

18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard

19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name

20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot

21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on

22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.

23. Have run into a closed door

24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else

25. Searched for your mobile phone while you were talking on it

26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke

27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer

28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan

29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk

30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock

31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it

32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside

33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else

34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property

35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot

36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on

37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in

38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard

39. Walked into a pole

40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident

41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house

42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on

43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small

44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it

45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.

46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it

47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up

48. Have poked yourself in the eye

49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on

50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair

51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test

52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil

53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it

54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.

55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were

56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on

57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.

58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it

60. Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny or a movie

61. Done the Macarena, the electric slide or vice versa

62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it

63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence

64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person

65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side

66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions

67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong

68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it

69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out-

70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught

71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face

72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb

73. Ran into a door jam

74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid

75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it

76. Have purposely licked playground sand

77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band

78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't

79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people

80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out

81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off

82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again

83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back.

84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about (Hehe very guilty here)

85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair

86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone

87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird

88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people

89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria

90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.

91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil

92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them

93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper

94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours

95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story

96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs

97. You have spelled your own name wrong before

98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.

99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class.

100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth.

101. Have spelled happy birthday habby pirthday

Percy Jackson and the Olympians: 20 Q's (Paste this into your profile if you are an PJatO Fan)

1. If you could hang out anywhere in Camp Half-Blood, where would it be?

Beach! i love the beach!

2. Which PJatO Character Would You Date?

Travis or Leo or Percy.

3. Which PJatO Character Is Your Best Friend?

Annabeth and Percy, maybe Thalia

4. Which PJatO Character Do You Hate?

Hate? Hate? Well, I don’t really like Luke…

5. Your Favorite PJatO book?

The Last Olympian and Lightning theif

6. Your Favorite PJatO Character?

PERCY JACKSON, he’s so loyal and gorgeous

7. Favorite God or Goddess?

Poseidon and Athena

8. Percy walks up to you, what do you do?

Challenge him for a swordfight, show off my awesome (I hope) sword skills

9. You just got 2 tickets to go see a concert, who do you take with you?

Annabeth and Percy

10. You accidentally got stranded on a deserted island...who got stranded with you?


11. Hermes asked you to help him repopulate Olympus...what is your answer to this disturbing question?

Slap him.

12. Favorite PJatO Pairing?

PERCABETH!!!! They are soooo cute together

13. You and the Big Three are on Olympus...??


14. If you could spend your Friday Nights doing something, what would it be?

Capture the Flag!!!!! XD

15. Favorite PJatO Quote?

"With great power, comes great need to take a nap" –Nico. Had me rolling on the floor

16. Favorite Percy Moment?

when he was kissed my Annabeth in Mt St Helens and then exploded the mountain. woohoo

17. Favorite Nico Moment?

When he was being strangled by Percy in TLO :D

18. Favorite god or goddess Moment?

Anytime Poseidon visits Percy. Father son time. So sweet

19. Favorite Grover Moment?

When he hits medusa with a stick

20. Favorite Random Moment?

When the rubber rat turns real

Copy and paste this acronym if you love Percy Jackson:

Perseus Jackson. Savior of Olympus.

Electricity. That's what will shock you if you mess with Thalia Grace.

Riptide. Percy's lethal ballpoint pen.

Clarisse. That's who will go after you if you beat her in a battle. (And you don't want an angry Clarisse. It's bad enough when she's not angry.)

Yellow duffle bags. Helped Percy, Tyson, and Annabeth.

Jason Grace. Thalia's "lost" little brother.

Annabeth Chase. Percy's girlfriend and official architect of Olympus.

Chiron. Trainer of heroes.

Kaleidoscope. What Piper's eyes look like to Jason.

Son of Neptune. The book we can't wait for.

Olympus. Home of the gods.

Nemesis. Ethan's mother. Don't worry, she's getting her revenge on his death.

Atlas. Zoe's father.

Never back down. The phrase that reminds me of TLO.

Dionysus. The god of wine. (More like the god of Diet Coke.)

Thalia Grace. Hunter of Artemis and daughter of Zeus.

Hephaestus. The father of our favorite fire boy. ;)

Empathy link. What Grover and Percy have. Saved Grover's life a couple of times.

Officers. The immortal skeletons dressed up as officers.

Lupa. The she-wolf we all want to know about.

Morpheus. The gods of dreams. Put NYC asleep during TLO.

Persephone. The kidnapped wife of Hades. Believes every hero is brave and wants to give them a chance.

Ichor. The blood of the gods.

Artemis. Goddess of the Hunt. Has hunters, including Thalia.

Nothing lasts forever. Even the gods.

Switched. Percy and Jason are switched. Jason at CHB, Percy at Legion Camp.

(Put this on your page if u like music)
(o) music

Put this in your profile
if you love to laugh

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If you could read that, paste this to your profile.

NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forcast
PJO FANS: will tell Zeus to make it rain


NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
PJO FANS: won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or I'll tell on you!
PJO FANS: say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!

NORMAL PEOPLE: think PJO fans are stupid
PJO FANS: know that normal people are just jealous

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!!!
PJO FANS: when being chased use their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunder storms
PJO FANS: yell at Zeus to calm down

NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation
PJO FANS: would try to find Camp Half-Blood

NORMAL PEOPLE: don't have this on their profile!
PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile!

Female come backs
pick up line comebacks

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: someone already beat you to it

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Man: "I know how to please a woman."
Woman: "Then please leave me alone."

Man: "I want to give myself to you."
Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."

Man: "I'd go through anything for you."
Woman: "Good! Let's start with your bank account."

Man: "So, wanna go back to my place ?"
Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"

Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Woman: "It's in the phone book."

Man: "But I don't know your name."
Woman: "That's in the phone book too."

Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"
Woman: "Do not Enter"

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. (I'm both XD)

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If you're obsessed with PJO like me, copy this into your profile.

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Scary-a.. thing..
This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted," Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiilling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

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I Didn't Need To Hear That by dnapolymerase314 reviews
An accident with Aphrodite goes wrong and Percy and Annabeth can hear each other's thoughts. Well this makes secretly being in love with your best friend awkward...T
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,232 - Reviews: 3158 - Favs: 1,989 - Follows: 2,129 - Updated: 11/24/2016 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Be Happy by morbidbookworm reviews
A series of random, mostly unconnected oneshots set in canon-verse, most of which are happy and amusing. All canon couples, (and Solangelo totally counts as canon). Some Leyna in chapters 4, 14, 17 and 27 which were written before BOO. Also a few minor character non canon couples that in no way interfere with the canon couples.T for swearing and some other stuff.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 54,379 - Reviews: 513 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 12/24/2015 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Campfire Songs by happyfacehappyface reviews
Aphrodite is making campers sing instead of the usual campfire songs. Has tratie thalico rapollo percebeth chrisxclarisse and others. Read and Review
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 110 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/7/2013 - Published: 7/7/2011
Lord Perseus and the Forbidden Love by SeaweedBrainLuva3 reviews
Percy and Annabeth just weren't meant to be. This devastation causes Percy to choose the life of an immortal. It seems Aphrodite has some interesting plans for Percy. Is forbidden love out of the question?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 47,607 - Reviews: 901 - Favs: 1,083 - Follows: 1,032 - Updated: 8/1/2013 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Nico A., Percy J., Thalia G., Artemis
One More Time: A Tratie Story by layma reviews
A not-so-simple story full of adventure, laughs, friendships, and a few near death experiences focusing on our two favorite characters none other than Katie Gardner and Travis Stoll as they travel the fine line between love and hate. Dragging along a few friends for the ride as the school year brings out more than the usual demigod problems of saving the world. What could go wrong?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,029 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 6/29/2013 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Travis S., Katie G.
Treasure by Bookgirl001 reviews
Love...Hate...Despair... "Treasure" is a series of drabbles which display emotions through the world of Percy Jackson. Rick Riordan gives only Percy's views. Haven't you ever wondered how Thalia or Rachel felt? Read 'Treasure' to find out.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 17,686 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/26/2013 - Published: 3/6/2012
Demigod ParentTeacher Conference by klainebowsandpercabeth reviews
Title says it all! Go through teacher's POVs on Parent/Teacher Conference night, as they meet all our favorite demigods and their kids.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,438 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 10/9/2012 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
A NEW GENERATION OF DEMIGODS by mythologymaniac reviews
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,873 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/6/2012 - Published: 2/21/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Percabeth Ficlits by Suki-Alanna reviews
Moments in the life of Annabeth Chase and Percy Jackson.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 6,861 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Homecoming by P.B. Fluff reviews
Short little ficlit about Percy taking Annabeth to Goode High's Homecoming dance - with a twist, told from a reporter's angle. This is set the fall after TLO, and before Percy disappears in TLH.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 947 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
4 Times by I-luv-Aang-Percy-Danny reviews
Percabeth fluffs with a twist! ...I suck at summaries. Percabeth. Fluffy. READ! Now with Thalico, but i need ideas!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 6,667 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 11/28/2011 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Crazy in Love by Abigail Thalia La Rue reviews
Dedicated to ImJustMeGetUsedToIt for inspiring me. this is just a little bit of Tratie fluff. I think this may be one of my better pieces of writing; it actually doesn't suck. Love ya!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,314 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/13/2011 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Travis S., Katie G. - Complete
Half Blood Chatroom by Friends Are Like Potatoes reviews
Chatroom between the Gods and Demigods. Blah blah blah, yeah, it's cliche. I wrote it anyways. Flames will be made into cupcakes! Percabeth DUH! /RECONTINUED
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,045 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 5/5/2011 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Ways to Annoy People at a Movie Theater by Abigail Thalia La Rue reviews
A random story made from one of those random things to do lists that are on my profile. I hope you like it, all the chapters are really short. First couple chapters are Percy and Annabeth, but, don't worry, he'll embarrass other characters too. Love ya!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 802 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/3/2011 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
love and life of percabeth by charmed hp reviews
the countinuence of percabeths love life
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,871 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 3/17/2011 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Stubborn, stubborn, stubborn! by Sushi obsessed gal reviews
"Wow." Grover mumbled as he watched Percy and Annabeth call each other names so casually. He thought that they were a match made by Aphrodite herself. Maybe they were.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,415 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 12/28/2010 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Stupid Children Of Aphrodite by Friends Are Like Potatoes reviews
This is my first story! The children of Aprhodite convince Chiron to do a karaoke night! And a... catwalk? PERCABETH Previously-Camp Half Blood's First Karaoke Night/Lots of swearing in certain chapters/IN EDITING
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,085 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/8/2010 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Percabeth By Silena Beauregard by Friends Are Like Potatoes reviews
Silena gets assigned a school project. But what happens when the assignment turns out to be something about Percy and Annabeth's relationship?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,299 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 12/3/2010 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Silena B. - Complete
Adventures of Parody Percabeth! by LissaHuff reviews
A story of really OOC characters. Meant to be OOC, it's a parody. Little Percabeth fluffy and funny moments. Changes POV, often, very often. Rated T, but is okay for 10
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 664 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/23/2010 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Aphrodite's Promise by daydreamingthroughreality reviews
The Final battle is here. But what happens after everything is said and done? Percabeth. A little humor having to do with Chiron but mainly romance. Don't like Percabeth, don't read.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,769 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/15/2010 - Published: 10/1/2008 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Confessing to a child of Aphrodite by Xx VioletBaby12 xX reviews
Set during TLO. Annabeth admits exactly what she feels about Percy and Rachel to Silena Beauregard after a long day of training. Percabeth Oneshot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,264 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Percy and Annabeth's love by SeaweedBrain001 reviews
Percabeth all the way!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,473 - Reviews: 530 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 3/31/2010 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Percabeth Moments in Percy & Annabeth's POV by jade1141 reviews
Rick Riordan's version of Percabeth moments and mine from Annabeth's POV
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 7,239 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 3/3/2010 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
The Percabeth Documentary by if i were a demigod reviews
The whole time Percy has been at camp, Grover has been capturing all of Percabeth's cutest moments on film, with the help of the Stoll Brothers and a couple of the gods! Oneshot, maybe. I don't know yet. TONS of Percabeth! FOR ALL THE FANGIRLS OUT THERE!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,517 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 71 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Always On Your Side by thecutevillan reviews
This is just a series of Percabeth oneshots. They're fluffy, but not completely over-the-top. Just little moments full of Percabeth. Enjoy!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,860 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 8/30/2009 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
First Date by WindowChild reviews
Percy takes Annabeth on their first real date. Percabeth.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,195 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 40 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Annabeth's View by Elke fa Talia reviews
Scenes from The Sea of Monsters in Annabeth's POV. Percabeth.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,980 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 8/31/2008 - Published: 3/3/2007
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The Egypytians and The Demigods reviews
A Percy Jackson and The Olympians and Kane Chronicles crossover
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Kane Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 153 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/27/2012
Sweet Demigod Love reviews
Percy/Annabeth Percabeth one shots.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 607 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/13/2012 - Published: 5/2/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Camp Half Blood Poseidon's Daughter reviews
a story about a new camper, a daughter of posideon. My pen name used to be Gabi Daughter of Posideon. This story used to be called Camp Half Blood Posideon's Daughter but that was spelled wrong
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 851 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/9/2012 - Published: 4/14/2012
Ocean Boi a Percabeth Sk8r Boi parody reviews
read the title. My pen name used to be Gabi Daughter of Posideon.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 417 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/16/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Half Blood Chatroom reviews
the camp half blood campers get AIM accounts. their chatroom convos. k plus cuz im paranoid my pen name used to be Gabi Daughter of Posideon.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 262 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/15/2012