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Author has written 3 stories for Freakazoid, and Legend of Zelda.

"A word to the wise ain't necessary; it's the stupid ones that need the advice"

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Legend of sam by Legend of zelda mask agent reviews
The story goes on.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Spiritual - Chapters: 20 - Words: 1,044 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/27 - Complete
Science, Science, Do as You Will by LittleFireDragon reviews
When the cores fall back to Earth, Chell gives Wheatley one last chance, but GLaDOS has other ideas. For science and revenge, she uses him as a subject for the most traumatic experiment she can think of: changing an undying robot into a mortal human. In danger of losing himself forever, Wheatley clings to his identity and races to reverse the change – with lots of help, of course.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 35,491 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 1/26 - Published: 10/16/2013 - [Chell, Wheatley]
Sing, Nightingale by vargrimar reviews
Wheatley wants to help Chell learn how to speak. His method? Melodic intonation and music therapy. Human!Wheatley/Chell, humming, learning, and eventual singing for a portalkink meme fill. Shameless fluff and tension with a bit of plot in the background.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 97,203 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 382 - Updated: 1/17 - Published: 9/23/2011 - [Wheatley, Chell]
A Moron's Guilt by RavenOfFrost reviews
After being spared from banishment in space, Wheatley finds himself in a worse jam and the worst part: Being a bloody android. After 18 months of torment, he finds himself in the Chell's care, but paranoia, self-doubt, and guilt plagues his mind. However, he is more human than he thinks and it nearly drives him insane.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 19,211 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/2 - Published: 11/21/2015 - Chell, Wheatley - Complete
Light and Shadow by MiniJen reviews
"In the days of Twilight and eternal night, a great conflict shall arise between shadow and light. While the Blood of the Goddess will still stand for good, the Spirit of the Hero will turn to evil, though it never should. Let all hear and know of the one who was once so high but has fallen so low: the tragedy of the Hero of Shadow." Post TP. Book 3 of the Bound Destinies Trilogy.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 216,713 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 12/13/2015 - Published: 8/25/2014 - [Link, Zelda] Midna
The Opening of the Pandorica by Silver Lined Spero reviews
Set after 'Waters of Mars'. The Doctor's enemies, frightened of the Time Lord Victorious, comes together to lock him inside the Pandorica. After two thousand years, Jack Harkness comes across and opens it to find the Doctor weakened, scared and impossibly confused. And that's when Rose comes back.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,663 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 12/13/2015 - Published: 2/11/2015 - [10th Doctor, Rose T.] Jack H., Martha J.
Follow by Kitty'sCommittee reviews
He was C-170229. He was the Courage issue model by Triforce Industries and the byproduct of a victory that cost too much. She had given him the ability to want and wish, but all he wanted was to be near her.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,719 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Published: 9/6/2015 - [Zelda, Link] - Complete
We're All Mad Here by startscribbling12 reviews
Skyview Asylum is a corrupt and dark place. That is, until Zelda takes it by storm. A caring and doting nurse, she forms relationships with the once neglected patients. But what if those corrupt individuals try to use one of her relationships against her? Link/Zelda
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,289 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 8/3/2015 - Published: 11/4/2014
Coin Operated by Snowyflakes reviews
Hyrule finds itself in a deep depression decades after industrializing and magic is now a forbidden art. When carnies come into town, Zelda Nohansen discovers a magically imbued doll housing a hero's ancient spirit. What lengths will she go to release it?
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 132,677 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 7/25/2015 - Published: 3/9/2012 - [Link, Zelda]
Gambit by undeadVivisector reviews
To escape her repellent suitors, Queen Zelda devises a perfect plan to marry her champion and best friend, the Hero of Twilight. Sadly, nothing works the way she wants it to. Not only does Link adjust poorly to a life of rules and etiquette but there are several people who do not approve of the union, people who would rather have the legendary Hero dead than see them married.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 51,789 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 3/4/2015 - Published: 6/28/2014 - Link, Zelda
Could Have Beans by unostalgic reviews
Life is hard when you're small, but life without love is so much harder. Twelve years have been lost to Arrietty longing for her childhood love and the moments that could have been. Beans and borrowers aren't meant to fall in love, but she gets a second chance at love, this time, his size.
Arrietty/借りぐらしのアリエッティ - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 58,669 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 2/15/2015 - Published: 9/30/2012 - Arrietty, Shō - Complete
When the Shield Became the Sword by Skyward Princess of Time reviews
For as long as she could remember, Zelda was always the helpless damsel in distress shielded by the greatest protection Hyrule could offer: the legendary Hero. When Link suddenly falls mysteriously ill, Zelda is forced to take up the sword. Zelink. Oneshot.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,234 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/28/2014 - Link, Zelda - Complete
Healing the Moon by Ginger Sheikah reviews
"Something powerful was resting in the woods, and I was about to cross the threshold into the unknown. As much as I wanted to turn around and run for my life, I ran after Midna." A haunting story of forbidden love, a mysterious curse, and a powerful mask. Told from Zelda's point of view. Post TP ZeldaXFierce Deity LinkXMidna
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 143,594 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/4/2014 - Published: 4/10/2014 - Zelda, Fierce Deity - Complete
Split by TheObsessedBookworm reviews
On his way to Hyrule, Link is attacked by Ganondorf and his goons, resulting in his soul being split into several different pieces and separated. But one piece escapes and continues on to seek the aid of Princess Zelda. What will Zelda do when faced with saving the only one who can save her beloved country? Especially when her only companion is said hero's dark side?
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 97,548 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 5/11/2014 - Published: 1/30/2013 - Zelda, Dark Link - Complete
The Dark Internet by VanillaSpiders reviews
A dark Internet refers to any unreachable network hosts on the Internet. Failures within that portion of Internet resources due to the Internet's chaotic tendencies of growth and decay. Speaking of growth and decay, there's still Freakazoid to think about in all this. He is after all, a part of the Internet, right? Just because you win a battle does not mean you win the war.
Freakazoid - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,048 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/30/2014 - Published: 6/15/2012
A Hero's Sick Day by PhoenixSong4232 reviews
Not every enemy can be blocked with a shield as Link finds out upon falling ill during a visit to Ordon Village. Fortunately not every enemy must be vanquished with a sword and sometimes it's okay to have your friends do your fighting for you...
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,864 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Link, Ilia - Complete
A HORRIBLE OUTCOME TO EVERYONE! And stupid things by Invader Kayla reviews
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 697 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/31/2002
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Epona's Legacy reviews
Twilight Princess Centric. Oneshot. After Epona is fatally wounded in battle, Link reflects on the good times he spent with his horse throughout his life. But is that really the end of Epona's Story? Read to find out! T for character death (obviously) and blood. (If you don't like my story, don't read it. Please be nice in reviews, thank you!)
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,343 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/9/2015
Error: Sanity Not Found reviews
Total craziness, no seriousness. Freakazoid likes to talk to the voices in his head, but Dexter finds that annoying and slightly creepy. Poor Freak, at least the voices understand him! Unless they argue with him, like they do here. What happened to voice #1? What is voice #7 hiding? Why is voice #10 speaking Spanish! Why am I asking you so many questions? All will be revealed!
Freakazoid - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 395 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/31/2015
The Worst Day of Dexter Douglas' Life reviews
Dexter is trying to write an essay for school, but Freak won't stop "helping" him. The essay he writes turns out to be not quite what either of them expected, but at least he won't have to read it aloud. Or will he?
Freakazoid - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/20/2015 - Complete