iLoveTheMellarks
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Joined 04-08-12, id: 3894554, Profile Updated: 07-25-12
Author has written 2 stories for Hunger Games.

Real Name: Amanda :)

From: Florida

Personality: fun, creative, friendly (I hope), smart and I'm really outgoing!! But then I act stupid in front of guys :P

favorite activities: writing :), reading, sports, STALKING THE HUNGER GAMES CAST (I admitt it), singing, playing guitar

What I look like (in a non-creepy way): long brown hair, blue eyes , tan skin (from florida:)

favorite sports: lacrosse, volleyball, tennis, STALKING THE HUNGER GAMES CAST (I count that as a sport) *I attempted to try archery for obvious reasons (Katniss) and I failed miserably

Age: a number ;)

favorite clothing: jean shorts with neon blouses

favorite color: neon pink or purple

favorite books: THE HUNGER GAMES SERIES (finished them all in a week), The Clique Series, Twilight, Harry Potter Series

favorite movies: THE HUNGER GAMES, John Tucker Must Die, Mean Girls, The Blinde Side, Hairspray

Obsessions: The Hunger Games, Jennifer Lawrence/Katniss Everdeen, Josh Hutcherson/Peeta Mellark, chocolate, being overly organized :P, zebras, dogs/puppies

Weird facts about me that you probably don't care about:

I asked my dad to paint my room neon pink for my birthday and he fainted because it was too bright :/

My friends call me 'MooMoo' (longgg story)

I %100 believe in fortune cookies

I was baby sitting this little girl and she got me fired by saying I gave her 3 bags of cheetos

The first and only (hopefully) time I ever got detention was when I by accident had my leg out and a girl tripped on it and no matter how much I said I was sorry, the teacher thought I did it on purpose :(

When I was at the mall with my friend I screamed to a random stranger "I LOVE YOU! WILL YOU MARRY ME?!" and they said yes...so am I technically engaged? Hope not!

I was at my lacrosse game and this girl from the other school slapped me in the face when we won :( she got in trouble :)

My friend dared me to stand up on my cafeteria table and dance to 'Apache' And a nice teacher just gave me warning...then randomly two minutes later I got yelled at (no detention!)

I was in a talent show at my school and as a joke me and my friend did a dance to 'Nobody's Perfect' by Hannah Montana and I fell off stage and broke my ankle.

If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with the conversation, copy and paste this.

If you have ever wished you lived in the world of a book you've read, copy and paste this.


For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be WEAK.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.( not all the time)
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST.
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be with them all. (If you're a girl)
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. (If you're a guy)
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm CUBAN , SO I MUST smoke CIGARS I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.(I’m only in middle school…)
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I’m ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm a FEMALE, so I MUST not SWEAR.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and A MURDERER.
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT, so I MUST be a tree hugging hippie.

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.(not that strong)
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I like marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted," Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiilling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you.

1.YOUR REAL NAME: Amanda

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Amaizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): neon pink bunny

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and what people call you): Charlotte Amanda

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name):Laamka

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Purple Sprite

7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maidenname, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Mroaijt

8. YOUR GOTH NAME: Black and the name of one your pets: Black (I don’t have a pet)

9. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: Favorite fruit and something that can go wrong: Watermelon drinking

10. YOUR PIRATE NAME (Any color with a pirate accessory): Yellow Parrot

THREE WAYS I AM STILL A KID

1. I doodle

2. I make stupid jokes

3. I’m usually immature

THREE WAYS I’M ALREADY OLD

1. I sometimes forget what I am supposed to be doing

2. My back hurts if I sit for too long

3. I wear SUBTLE eye makeup.

THREE Things I WANT TO DO

1. be on tv at least once

2. meet someone famous

3. travel the world

THREE WAYS THAT I’M A STEREOTYPICAL “GIRL”

1. I wear some makeup

2. I sometimes gossip (not proud of it but we all do it at sometime)

3. my favorite color is pink

THREE NEW THINGS I WANT TO TRY IN THE NEXT 12 MONTHS

1. student council

2. go to a midnight premiere of a movie

3. snorkeling

THREE THINGS I LIKE ABOUT MYSELF

1. I have a good sense of humor

2. I’m very social and outgoing

3. I keep myself healthy and fit

THREE THINGS I STRONGLY DISLIKE ABOUT MYSELF

1. I talk too much in class

2. I spend my money on ridiculous/useless things.

3. I’m a neat freak. (I don’t necessarily “hate” this about myself but it gets annoying)

THREE THINGS THAT SCARE ME

1. getting shots at the doctors

2. being in darkness alone

3. random creepy noises in the middle of the night

THREE OF MY EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS

1. texting/talking/haning out with friends

2. laughing :)

3. going for a run

THREE CHARACTERISTICS OF THE OPPOSITE SEX (OR SAME) THAT APPEAL TO ME

1. Caring/comforting

2. funny

3. great smile

THREE THINGS I JUST CAN’T DO

1. do that whistling thing when you put your two fingers in your mouth

2. Understand how the JerseyShore cast can live with themselves

3. flips in mid-air

THREE CAREERS I’M CONSIDERING

1. teacher

2. fashion designer

3. dancer/actress/singer (not likely possible :(


Sooooo...basically I'm strange but hopefully still fun to be around :) Now you know a little about me! Probably more then you wanted to know haha

Please check out my fanfic's! :)

Thanks

-iLoveTheMellarks (Amanda)

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Peeta Mellark, Facebook Stalker by InLoveWithAFictionalCharacter7 reviews
Peeta's daily journal of his somewhat creepy relationship with Katniss.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 17,651 - Reviews: 1592 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 12/8/2012 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Peeta M., Katniss E.
Something About Her by Malishluv reviews
Alina Mellark. Daughter of Katniss and Peeta. The way she thinks, the way she acts, something isn't right about her. But will that change when she takes it too far? Will she realize she doesn't have to be the person she is?
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,793 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/18/2012 - Published: 5/26/2012 - Katniss & Peeta's daughter, Gale H.
District 12 on the Internet by rainbowwdasshh reviews
when katniss, peeta, gale, and company discover the internet, what will transpire between them? appearances by facebook and other social networking sites.rated m for creepiness over the internet, language, and possible lemons later on. parody/humor enjoy!
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,890 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 9/1/2012 - Published: 4/5/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
Status Updates by TyedyeLongshadow reviews
How The Hunger Games went down, Facebook style.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,220 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 2/1/2012 - Published: 3/22/2011 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Catching Fire parody! by jenna2468 reviews
You asked for it so hear it is! Same warnings as first Parody apply! If you are allergic to death, insane Katnisses, or evil Prims please do not read! But seriously read this! I said that this story is written in Punjabi just because it sounds cool lol!
Hunger Games - Rated: T - Punjabi - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,438 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/3/2011 - Published: 3/14/2011 - Katniss E., Gale H.
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The Way We Were reviews
Modern day Finnick and Annie: Finnick and Annie have finally called it quits for good but they didn't know not being together would be this hard. Though neither will admit it, they both miss the way they were.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,904 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/21/2013 - Annie C., Finnick O.
The Daughter of The Victors reviews
Peeta and Katniss have gotten married and had a 13 year old daughter named Capri Mellark. Capri is concerned about the attention her parents accomplishments are giving her. Then,the unexpected happens. All the victors children must go into the games.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 45 - Words: 88,696 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 12/8/2012 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Katniss & Peeta's daughter, Peeta M. - Complete