Author has written 15 stories for Harry Potter, Buffy X-overs, Stargate: SG-1, Artemis Fowl, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Star Wars, Naruto, Supernatural, Fullmetal Alchemist, and Sherlock.
Hello! This is my new improved bio!
This is a mantis watching the ocean.
(I'm a wanna' be writer with a fondness for explosions. I'm a terrible speller. Anything else literary to mention about myself?
I very much respect all the authors whose (or possibly who's) characters I borrow for stories. I don't make any money writing, so please don't sue. And please stop killing off good characters!
Harry Potter- Artemis Fowl(1 -4) - His Dark Materials - The Relic (the book, not the movie)- The Last Apprentice- The Dresden Files - John Dies at the End- The Lost Fleet series- Neverwhere- Anything by Ray Bradbury
Buffy the Vampire Slayer- Angel- Gargoyles - StarGate SG1 - Sherlock- Firefly--Supernatural-Farscape-The X-Files- Babylon 5-Dexter- Justified
Fullmetal Alchemist -Naruto-Bleach-Generation X (issues 1-40 at least)-X-men- Girl Genius-
StarWars- Pitch Black- Startrek 2 and 4- Alien- Aliens- Predator- Predators-Shaun of the Dead- Buffy the Vampire Slayer - Avengers (despite the plot that makes no sense)-The Abyss-Stargate
New Year's Resolution: Finish at least 4 stories. I give my readers permission to pelt me with rotten cabbages if I fail!
Not Your Kind of Trouble (2/25/2014) Chapter 8 is up! Chapter 9 is 2/3 complete.
Invert (3/20/09) Chapter 25 is at 4000 word, about 70 percent complete. The rest of the story is written out on post-it notes in various places of mystery!
Seeking the Incomplete Updated! go chapter 31! and it only took me 10 months! The next chapter is outlined 15oo words
A Village Hidden in Hope (12-16-12) 5000 words and about 3/4ths complete.
The Truth Decays: (6/30/13) Chapter 17 is at 3000 words, about 1/3 complete and giving me brain pain.
For those confused people, the FMA story line in this cross over is the one from the manga, not the anime. (Sloth is a giant, not a water monster, Father is the villain not Dante etc...)
Hobo Potter, (3/20/09) Chapter 6 is at 2000 words, 70 percent complete! I read book seven and was like what the hell? But I've decided to keep this fic on its original outline, so it will end up a bit un-canon. Oh well. More werewolves for everyone!
A Well in the Dead Land, I'm stuck on a battle scene, in which there is far to much talking, revision is needed.
Scones Anyone?, Chapter 5 is being revised. I've had to replace a lot of dialogue with explosions.
The Demon's Design. Chapter 8 is 80 percent complete. Chapter 9 is at 100 percent. I don't know how that happened. Sigh!
On the back burner...
These two stories are stalled because of plot issues.
The Road Trip, (An HP fic), In Fire Lies Redemption (Another HP fic)
They've been on hold because I sort of lost interest in them, and the canon story line moved off one hundred and eighty degrees from how I thought it would go, which really tripped up the plot generating portion of my brain.
Completed work ...
The Roman Inquisition I've got an outline for a sequel, and a few scenes done, but this probably won't be up for a few months at least.
Twelve Bludger Quidditch
The Basement It's sequel is in progress...
Crumpets Aren't My Style. Complete as of 12/28/05 Thanks to Cat Feral and Hobbitfoot for the spelling assistance. The sequel is in progress too.
Wish list of crossovers...
Indiana Jones and Fullmetal Alchemist, they both fight Nazis, they both hate snakes, they both have father issues...it would be great!
Generation X and Fullmetal Alchemist, probably won't happen since the comic Gen X tanked, but they had a cool collection of freaks. I would really like to see Penance fight Lust, or have Chamber freak out Mustang. Maybe I'll get around to that some day. Jubilee and Ed could compare coats! It would rock!
Harry Potter and Starwars,I've got this cool fic planned out where Harry, as a dimensional refugee, meets Anakin in the racing circuits! Harry fights the forces of evil while working as a waiter. If it ever gets published it will be great I assure you!
Artemis Fowl and Death Note, Could a teenage master criminal with Elf allies catch a sociopathic genius with a god complex and a death god on his side?
Death Note and Supernatural: Dean's death is on someone else's list, so he can't be killed by Kira. Can FBI Agent Henricksen get over himself and work with a man he thinks is a serial killer? L won't give him a choice.
Supernatural and Firefly! Dean vs Jayne! You made fun of my hat!
Firefly and Alien, Shot down by Reavers, the crew ends up on a planet with even bigger problems.
The Relic vs Supernatural: Sam and Dean hunt Mbwun in the Everglades, with a creepy albino FBI guy on their tails.
Fullmetal Alchemist vs Supernatural: My big brother is cooler. No way. Yes way! My big brother traded his arm and a leg for my life. Well my big brother sold his soul for mine. Show off. My big brother is shorter than me. Mine too! We got off the wrong foot. Let's be friends! Do you like cats?
Supernatural and StarTrek(2009): Some Hunter in a Space Suit A sort of StarTrek 4 remake. An alien ship shows up, demanding to speak to Leviathans (rather than whales) or they will destroy the earth. The Enterprise crew goes back in time to find one, based on the ravings of one Frank Devereaux.
Supernatural and Avengers: Tony wakes up in a mental hospital, in the wrong body. The only one who believes him is demented giant who sees Satan and can't sleep. SHIELD is a little concerned when the Winchester brothers return from the dead, again.
Harry Potter and Avengers: Pepper is James' Potter's Squib sister. She ends up raising Harry. Harry ends up an unnaturally talented PA.
Supernatural and Mary Poppins: Since John would never replace Mary with a new mother, Sam decides he and his brother need a governess. He writes a letter.
Here are some noncrossover plot bunnies I hope to get around to someday.
(Set in Season 6, and going back to preseries) Castiel goes back in time to warn Dean and subvert the apocolypse, and ends up getting stuck in Dean's head and getting the teenager diagnosed with schizophrenia. He and a very medicated Dean have to save Sam, and maybe the world, if they have some spare time.
(Set in Season 9 Drama) The angels need a Nephilim's heart for a spell to break back into heaven. They sacrifice a few of their own, and use the grace to pull one forward in time. They end up with a pregnant woman from 1890's, and have to wait 6 more months for the Nephilim to be born. She manages to escape, and crosses paths with the Winchesters. They have to decide if they can trust Castiel, or if they have to protect the kid from him. And of course Metatron wants the kid too...
(Set in Season 2 Humor) Andy decides to use his mind control powers to make the world a better place. It doesn't go like he planned.
(Set in Season 3 Drama) A sister fic that is not a terrible self insert of some sort.
Quotes: (a lot of other people have them, so I suppose I will jump on the bandwagon, though not to excess)
Everyone forgets that Icarus also flew.
I believe Icarus was not failing when he fell,
but just coming to the end of his triumph.
-Jack Gilbert (Failing and Flying)
Do not go gentle into that good night,
Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
An ocean without its unnamed monsters would be like a completely dreamless sleep.
P.S. Read Hobbitfoot's story, she worked really hard on that iambic pantameter!
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