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Joined 04-08-12, id: 3895420, Profile Updated: 07-31-12
Author has written 6 stories for Harry Potter, Lilo & Stitch, Teen Titans, A Monster in Paris/Un monstre à Paris, Alice in Wonderland, and Coraline.

Hai, I have co-written a story on this site. You can find it here:

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8351537/1/Water_be_not_Peaceful

O Hai. Salutations. Salut! Bonjour... whatever suits your mood. My name starts with an S. That's all you're gettin, hun, so don't try to weasel an actual name out of me. I'm not really a people person, but other than that, I'm just like everyone else on the cite. I'm not trying to be rude when I say this, but it's the truth. So if you're a sissy who can't face life, fine with me. I'm a realist. I believe that if you can't face life, you're not equipped to be alive. Sorry people, but you need to suck it up.

I happen to have a friend on this cite. perhaps you've heard of her. Yes, she's my best friend, though how, I haven't a clue. She's spazzy, insane, and way too predictable. But, hey, she's pretty good at writing. So go read her Lilo and Stitch thing...

I blame the snarkiness on being a ginger, and as such, am hotheaded. I know that's a stereotype, but, hey, it's true for me. Yes, I love Harry Potter, and yes, I can be a spazz, but I've managed to go my full existence until now without making a fanfic for it. I made it this far!

Okay, as for other things I'm interested in--meaning might make a fanfic for-- Un Monstre A Paris, TFA, TNBC, AIW, Disney, Warriors, MLP-don't ask-, and LotR. And if you don't know what the abbreviations mean, I'm not gonna tell you.

I am an impulsive writer, and I publish things without thinking, and don't bother taking them off. Sorry 'bout that, though, if one of my stories comes off as... offensive, or saying something I shouldn't.

Olny srmat poelpe can raed this.

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Oh! I found this list somewhere about stereotypes, so I copied and pasted some to my lookup in a tribute of how wrong they are!

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I read Comics(MANGA), so I MUST be a loser.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be anti-social
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pompous, big-headed prat
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian
I play VIDEO GAMES so I MUST be a LOSER
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.(Mismatched shoes and striped socks all the way, BABY!)
I'm into THEATER AND ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I SUPPORT LOCAL/UNDERGROUND MUSIC, so I MUST be a self-righteous Indie kid
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I killed Sirius Black! I killed Sirius Black! Coming to get me!

I love Bella(trix Lestrange) simply because she's Helena Bonham Carter.

I also love Edward (Scissor Hands) because he's adorable.

If you like Twilight, I have oh so many reasons why it sucks. PM me for the list.

I'm not really sure what else to say, I'll use my favorite quote.

A dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight,

and his punishment is that he sees the dawn before the rest of the world.

Oscar Wilde

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The Man He Used To Be by the Beginning and the End reviews
Spy AU, featuring Dark!Marco. Jean is a new recruit for the agency, and is going through training. Marco is his cold mentor that for some reason longs to open up to him, and Jean finds himself wanting to uncover the mystery of the man he used to be. Jeanmarco, rating may change as we get further in the story.
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,126 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/27/2014 - Published: 12/31/2013 - Jean K., Marco B.
Autumn Leaves by Esmara reviews
A human child was spotted in Halloween, and everyone is panicking. Jack and Sally are on the case to find the strange child, and why she's in Halloween at all - with surprising answers. JackxSally, hinted OCxOC.
Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 11,613 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 12/25/2013 - Published: 2/16/2013 - Jack S., Sally
The Williams Women by FrancesOsgood reviews
There are always risks involved when it comes to love, and no one knows that better than the Williams women.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,193 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/8/2013 - Published: 11/6/2013 - River Song/Melody P. III, Amelia P./Amy, Sarah
The Coraline Chronicles: Book 1: Axis of Shadow by Sonosublime reviews
Based on the events of the movie. When Coraline escaped from the clutches of the Beldam, she felt that her life returned to 'normal'. However, a dark chain of events has already been set in motion, and whenever one door closes, another opens...
Coraline - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 26 - Words: 45,322 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 9/13/2013 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Complete
Lovin Every Minute of it! by Benny The Crazed Cartoonist reviews
Title change. A girl finds a device that transports her to the Disney universe. While she's there, she decides to get a couple souvenirs to take back home. But two guys follow her. They want their device back and they'll take drastic measures for it.
Disney - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,929 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/29/2012 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Complete
Amy the Outcast by Esmara reviews
Amy was never the normal girl at school, but she was used to it. Then, she learns something that destroys everything she thought she knew. Can Amy find her one true place when the only home she's ever known isn't actually home? Complete
Lilo & Stitch - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 29 - Words: 24,374 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/21/2012 - Published: 4/9/2012 - 625/Reuben - Complete
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Go and Play With the Rats, Dear reviews
It's summer vacation, and Coraline's best 'trolls' have just gone back to Michigan. However, The empty flat on the other side of the door has finally been sold. The new inhabitants have kids. And the Beldam is hungry.
Coraline - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,139 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/16/2013 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Coraline J., Wybie L.
The Misadventures of V reviews
Vira had an accident. Hey, it happens. Too bad now she has no family, no friends, and now she has a few, ah... blemishes. Her life sucks. However, nothing, absolutely NOTHING, compares to her biggest problem. Begins in Batman, predominately Teen Titans. Villains from both
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,429 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 5/16/2012
Oddities reviews
Wendy and Qwin are best friends, attending college together. One day, whilst walking home from class, they discover a device that takes them into one of their favorite childhood movies. However, with Wonderland at war, and the land being far from the Disney/Burton Movies, their nostalgia takes a turn for the worst. next gen or two T violence/blood. Rabbit/OC, Hatter/Cat/OC
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,996 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 5/30/2012 - White Rabbit, Mad Hatter/Hatta
As normal as a Mudblood could be reviews
Everyone here remembers Dudley Dursley. I'm sure you all do. But it was never discussed on what happened after The Seven Potters. Well, Dudley grew up, got married, and moved into Little Whinging with his family... And his daughter is a Mudblood.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,498 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Dudley D.
Un Monstre À Toulouse reviews
Okay fine, I admit it. I made Lucille marry Commissioner Maynott. And no, stupid, she didn't choose it. Though one good thing came from this pairing. A daughter named Frankie. Francœur found a small girl he dubbed Audrey. Long story short, Frankie ran away from and teams up with Audrey. The very different girls have one thing in common: An amazing singing voice and a wish.
A Monster in Paris/Un monstre à Paris - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,385 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Francoeur, Lucille
Alana: Human, Normal reviews
She's normal... until something changes her life forever
Lilo & Stitch - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,308 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/3/2012 - Published: 4/25/2012 - Lilo P., Nani P.
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