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Joined 04-09-12, id: 3899249, Profile Updated: 08-18-12
Author has written 9 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers, Osmosis Jones, Yume Nikki, X-overs, Misc. Movies, and Howl's Moving Castle.

You. Yeah, I'm talking to you.

I'm a young writer who specialises in fiction, especially romance and adventure genres. I find it fun to use my imagination, and use my words as a hook to lure people in... My work revolves mostly around animated features, though I am experimenting with other concepts. Currently, I am also workng on a novel which I hope to publish soon.

I like metal, alternative, and punk rock, but I also love R&B and some club music, mostly Lady Gaga. I read a lot, and find myself sketching, singing, or dancing whenever I'm bored. My #1 passion is writing, which is why I've set up this account. I am a big fan of classic and poetic forms of writing, like Jane Austen of Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, but love modern twists and renditions to their works. I am also very involved with my local community and high school drama programs.

I would probably describe myself as hopeless romantic, but I try to hide it with a cynical or sarcastic sort of personality. My leftover softie-ness is channeled through my stories, which I take a lot of pride in writing. If you meet me in person, you can describe me as 'bold' or 'fearless' because I'm not afraid of other people judging me. My catchphrase? "Screw it, I'm going dancing". If you want to be a buttmunch, do it somewhere else. But if you're going to be a decent, and kind human being, stick around.

I'd appreciate it if you read my stories, and I can't wait for your responses!

Update as of August 18th, 2012: UGH. HOMEWORK, TUMBLR, STOP BOTHERING MEEEEE!!!! I haven't been able to write anything practically at all, although I did update What A Lovely Way To Burn, so check it out if you haven't already. Now if you'll excuse me, today I've got a date at the movies, so wish me luck! OXOX... I hope...

North Italy (Vargas Feliciano)

(x) You were bullied a lot in your childhood
(x) You adore pasta, pizza, cheese, and fruit.
() You're very happy-go-lucky.
() You constantly have a dozy look on your face as if you're always away with the fairies
() You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick up
(x) You're a good artist
(x) You can be clumsy. (ALL. THE. TIME! 8D)
() You have a friend you always depend upon if you mess up something.
() If your life was in danger, you would do the typical Italian thing and say: "PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! I HAVE RELATIVES IN YOUR COUNTRY!"
() You would surrender in a war situation.

(4/10) for North Italy

South Italy (Lovino/Romano Vargas)

(x) You love tomatoes.
(x) You tend to say "goddamn" and "bastard" to everyone, a lot.
(x) You tend to get irritated easily. (I'm usually good at hiding it, though.)
() You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick out
() You hate French people (*le gasp* BUT I LOVE FRENCHIES!!! *hugs France*)
() You rely on people too much
() You would surrender in a war situation
(x) You often feel like people are after your inheritance (More so my homework answers, but none the less...)
() You are lazy at times, and you are horrible at cleaning

(4/10) for South Italy

Germany (Ludwig)

() You're very stoic and serious
() Sausages are your favorite food.
(x) You like to dogs/your dog

(x) Your boss/principal/tutor/home-room teacher is a nut-case.
() You love rules and think they should always be followed to a T
(x) You think the world would be better if everyone played by the rules
(x) You work very hard, too hard...
(x) Your alone time is your 'happy time'
() You can appear tough but be very considerate towards people
(x) You've had issues with money once or twice (Who hasn't?)

(6/10) for Germany [

Japan (Kiku Honda)

(x) You're very mature. (When I want to be.)
(x) You think everything over before saying it.
(x) You believe in ghosts but aren't phased by the experience when you see one
(x) You isolated yourself during childhood (I was home-schooled.)
() You became very successful in a short amount of time
() You are somewhat inexperienced when it comes to the outside world
() You can seem cold/aloof to other people
() You're good at practical tasks
() You need time to adjust to new people

(4/10) for Japan

The United States of America (Alfred F. Jones)

(x) You love hamburgers. (HELL YES!!!)
() You think you're awesome
() You love to invent things
(x) You love going to the cinema/watching films/making films. (Being in them, especially, lol I wish!)
()You can seem to be very brash to other people
() You have a tendency to stick your nose into other peoples' business.
() You're terrified of ghosts
(x) You know aliens exist
() You tend to wear a bomber jacket all the time
(x) You wear glasses. (SUNGALSSES, my dear… Aviators, actually… AND I ROCK ‘EM. Jk)

(4/10) for America

The United Kingdom of England, Wales, Scotland, and Northern Ireland (Arthur Kirkland)

(x) You like tea.

() You were quite tough and troublesome as a kid
(x)You're very sarcastic and cynical
() Your cooking is awful
(x) You love spiritual magical stuff, such as fairies, ghosts...
() ...But you refuse to believe in aliens.
(x) You have tried doing black magic before (Scratch black magic, make it white.)
(x) You get drunk quite easily. (I had some champagne once and felt a bit loopy after about a glass or so, so yes, I suppose so…)
() When you are drunk, you tend to be very unhappy.
() You're good at embroidery

(5/10) for UK [I LOVE YOU, YOU BLOODY WANKER!!!]

France (Francis Bonnefoy)

(x) You're very affectionate
(x) You think you have a great fashion sense (Honey, I don't think... I know!)
(x) You like wine
(x) You're the master of whispering romantic things into peoples' ears.
(x) You love red roses
() When it comes to l'amour, you don't mind men or women
() You're very proud of yourself
(x) You love culture and the arts (Yes, absolutely!)
(x) You're very flamboyant (When I feel comfortable enough to be that way.)
() You say you're a gourmet.

(7/10) for France [D8] [France: Don’t pretend you don’t like this…]

Russia (Ivan Braginski)

() You had a very sad childhood.
(x) You're very tall. (I’m 5’ 10”)
() You have a tendency to switch between personalities.
() You wear a scarf all the time
(x) You love sunflowers
(x) You love vodka (I just love the sound of the word, especially like so: VODKAAAAAAAAAA)
(x) You can seem intimidating to other people
(x) You're very strong. (My arms are toothpicks, but I can carry a lot.)
() You have a big nose
() You have a strange laugh that can scare people.

(5/10) for Russia [We become one now, da?]

China (Wong Yao)

(x) You're very mature.
() You're very superstitious
() You're very religious
(x) You love pandas.
() You love cooking so much that you nag if food has a certain pattern of tastes.
() You love Hello Kitty
() You try to be a role-model for your brothers/sisters/whatever, but are never taken seriously.
(x) You work hard
(x) You're good at drawing
(x) You like sweets.

(5/10) for China

Austria (Roderich Edelstein)

(x) You are very well-raised
(x) You're polite. (Generally, to teachers, my parents, etc.)
(x) You love classical music
(x) You like cake (Scratch like… LOVE. *proposes to cake*)
() You have a mole on your face
(x) You dedicate your time to your hobbies rather than what needs to be done right away
(x) You are a virtuoso/play very well on at least one instrument
(x) You've composed music before
(x) You tend to call people 'morons'
() You wear glasses.

(8/10) for Austria [Oh yeah, baby!]

Canada (Matthew Williams)

() You're often ignored by people
() You look younger than you actually are
() You love hockey
(x) You love polar bears
() You hate fighting.
()You have one strand of curly hair, like Italy
()You often get mistaken for someone else
() You feel under-appreciated
()You're bilingual.
()You always carry a bear with you

(1/10) for Canada

Cuba

() You smoke.
(x) You're very physically strong (I could kick your a$% if I wanted to!)
() You've won a lot of fist-fights (Never really been in too much trouble before.)
() In your social circle, there are two brothers - you get along with one, but not with the other.
(x)You have very strong emotions about a variety of topics
(x)You like hot weather
(x)You can be very friendly from time to time.
()You look very tough on the outside
() You make a very nice role-model
() You don't let people get a word in edgeways

(4/10) for Cuba

Hungary (Elizebeta Hédeváry)

(x) You have a potty-mouth. (DON’T JUDGE ME YOU B*STARD! XD lol jk)
()You like to wear flowers in your hair
() You used to be a very tough kid.
() You're very reliable.
(x) It's better to have you as a friend rather than an enemy (Oh, you can bet on that…)
(x) You're very faithful. (Only to those I believe in.)
() Your speech and mannerisms can be considered very unladylike.
(x) You and your best friend go together like chalk and cheese. (My best friend Sammy! :P)
(x) You are graceful one moment and grinning like a maniac the next. (VERY true...)
(x) If someone yells that yaoi is going on somewhere, you will drop everything to run off to go and see it. (I have the tendency to have “fangasims”… YES, IT’S A WORD!)

(6/10) for Hungary *grins* Oh Austriaaaaa!!!!]

Prussia (Gilbert Beilschmidt)

() You're quite mean-spirited.
(x) You're a bit of a hooligan. (But only when it’s fun!)
(x) You're very loyal (Depends on who it is.)
() You're very good at tactics.
() You hate Russia. (I WANT TO BECOME ONE WITH RUSSIA.)
() You love to fight people.
(x) You can avoid marriages quite well. (I am and have been single my whole life...)
() You're not always taken seriously.
()You like drinking
(x) You want to become stronger.

(4/10) for Prussia [Oh no… >:D]

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Mad World by TheInkredibleHanny reviews
Sophia is violently thrown into the world of Neverland- not the pretty, bright, place with faries and boys that fly. She is in the Real Neverland. And she has been chosen to fight against 3 other girls to be the next Bride for the New Peter. Read and Review please!
Peter Pan - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 65,288 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 1/14 - Published: 4/12/2012 - Peter Pan
Away We Go by TheInkredibleHanny reviews
Peter flew alone until he saw Grace Chase, great granddaughter of Wendy. Until he noticed that she had, hidden in the right hand corner of her mouth, a kiss- the same kiss that he and Wendy had shared years ago. R&R Please!c:
Peter Pan - Rated: K - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 19,753 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 11/12/2013 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Peter P.
I'm a GIRL? by Stardust98 reviews
England's magic fails him again! A few nations get turned into girls! Hilarity, chaos and madness occur! Follow them as they survive Victoria's secret, THAT time of the month and a lot more! But, as couples grow closer, there are a few things standing in their way. Rated T for language, France and other stuff. Pairings inside.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 80,934 - Reviews: 1095 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 2/5/2013 - Published: 2/2/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Bambino by shingekinorivaille reviews
"Well?" "She's pregnant!" GerFem!Ita
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My Cup of Tea by Perfect-Tempest reviews
Can England escape the whims of fangirl affection? I daresay he cannot! ArthurxReader drabble series. Fluff.
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SynletShots by SylverLion reviews
After a long time here is something new from me. "A strictly forbidden drug": She let herself get addicted by him and his kisses. At the moment he was like a drug to her. A strictly forbidden drug she couldn't get enough from.
Incredibles - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,441 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/6/2011 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Violet P., Syndrome
Phantom's Angel by GirlyGeek reviews
After Christine's rejection and betrayal, Erik's life as he knows it is destroyed and he flees to America to lick his wounds and start a new life. Will he be able to mend the shredded remains of his broken heart and lay his past to rest? Erik x OC
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 82,747 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 10/7/2010 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Erik
Retribution to Revenge by goldensomething reviews
Violet Parr wakes up in a dark titanium cell with no recollection of how she'd arrived. She is shocked and horrified to find that her kidnapper is Syndrome, the villain from her past. Syndrome is in fact alive and well, and aching for revenge...SYNLET
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Marrow by Rack reviews
There’s a secret, deep in the Russian taiga. There’s a secret deep in Violet, too. It may take one to expose the other, along with a familiar face that is secrecy embodied. —VioletSyndrome, dark themes, COMPLETE—
Incredibles - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 90,330 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/21/2008 - Published: 1/21/2008 - Complete
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Hetalia House reviews
Have you ever wondered what it would be like if you lived with all your favorite Hetalia characters? Now on your own for the first time in your life, this is your chance to find out! But how will the residents react to the new girl on the block?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,573 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/21/2012 - Published: 6/18/2012
What A Lovely Way To Burn reviews
Once a threat to the city of Frank, Special Detective Thrax gets a second chance at life by playing the good guy. However, his new-found career intensifies when he meets a red blood cell that lights up his world. Thrax X OC
Osmosis Jones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,800 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/15/2012 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Thrax
The Maiden And The Gentleman
When you love someone, what would you say to them in their final moments? For Virginia, it's more painful than she could ever imagine... Based on the Virginia OC X England pairing, inspired by the song Just A Dream by Nelly, and dedicated to ask-the-punk-gentleman on Tumblr.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,015 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/20/2012 - England/Britain - Complete
Painting The Roses Red Fem France X England reviews
Frani, heartbroken and alone on her birthday, longs to be Arthur's one and only. Should she follow her heart wherever it takes her and through the roughest storms? One Shot, dedicated to the one and only France. Happy Birthday! :D
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Dear Miss Pendragon reviews
20 years after Howl regains his heart, he and Sophie are happily married. However, with a rebellious young daughter, he'll need more than magic to keep her many suitors away.
Howl's Moving Castle - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,333 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/30/2012 - Howl, Sophie H.
The Bells Of Notre Dame
Take a look into Quasimodo's family history from the eyes of the gypsy woman who claimed him as her own. Disney based, I do not own rights to the movie!
Misc. Movies - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,758 - Published: 5/30/2012 - Complete
HETALIA: 7 Minutes in Heaven Series reviews
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Danger Days: The Fabulous Killjoys OC
Keep you boots tight, keep your gun close, and die with you mask on if you've got to! Party Poison, Fun Ghoul, Kobra Kid, and Jet Star are on a ride to change the world by unlocking the secrets of Battery City with a help of a promisng new Killjoy...
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,211 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/21/2012
Dreamy Girl's Diary: Yume Nikki Explained reviews
Based upon the cult game unique because it's lack of dialogue or plot, this story is a respresentation of Madotsuki's story, and the tormented past behind her dreams. WARNING: Spoilers, implied stuffy-stuff, suicidal tendencies.
Yume Nikki - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,827 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/15/2012 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Madotsuki, Poniko