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Forgive Me 'Cause I Love You by The Original Dirtyangel reviews
Naruto has left the Leaf, believing it's his duty. No one knows where he went or what he's been doing over the years. But after more than a decade the blond returns, uprooting a multitude of questions and feelings. This is a different Naruto, but it...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 39,480 - Reviews: 633 - Favs: 667 - Follows: 801 - Updated: 3/7 - Published: 7/2/2004 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
A Birthday Present by JadeDragoness reviews
Updated! Chapter 19! - Iruka's birthday is coming up in a few days and Naruto needs help finding him a birthday present, so he enlists the help of Sakura and Sasuke. KakaIru, & SasuNaru. [being revised]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 74,683 - Reviews: 1117 - Favs: 632 - Follows: 446 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 10/23/2003 - Iruka U., Kakashi H.
Blind by Mako Red Eyes reviews
After a mission gone wrong, Iruka is left in Kakashi's care, despite a rather unpleasant past between the 2. Yaoi kakairu FINISHED Rated for occasional language
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 132,086 - Reviews: 1603 - Favs: 1,185 - Follows: 470 - Updated: 4/29/2007 - Published: 8/19/2005 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Simple Addition by FlamesEmbrace reviews
Some problems take intelligence to solve. Some take genius. And some take a different kind of talent... Enter the Incredible Naruto! NaruKiba
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 48,349 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 1/26/2007 - Published: 1/26/2005 - Kiba I., Naruto U. - Complete
Pokemon Master, Sasuke by Maliciously Creative reviews
SasuNaru KakaIru, ShonenAi, Yaoi Ch. 18 up! What happens when you lose the one you loved the most? But denial is a tricky thing... causing you to see the one you love most as a pokemon and you as his trainer. NOT ABANDONED! Still working on it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 90,193 - Reviews: 803 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 12/13/2006 - Published: 10/19/2004
A boy called desire by Anduir reviews
One day, you have to defeat the demon inside you or never return to Konoha, and when you come back you will be scarred by living alone. United with friends and bearing a heavy secret, Naruto finds friendship, love and strength to fight himself.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 99,115 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 9/20/2006 - Published: 10/17/2004
Forbidden Jutsu by RukaIayLomperGay reviews
Iruka performs a forbidden jutsu on accident. Now he is stuck as a twelve year old. The clock is ticking as Iruka starts to take on some of the side effects. KakaIru, SasuNaru, SasuIru, NejiAkuri
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 46,848 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/16/2006 - Published: 11/30/2003 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Stupid Cupid by kittyjordz reviews
Kurenai single and looking. Shino, Hinata and Kiba decide to play cupid and 3 lucky jounin become their targets!pairings:Kurenai? Naruhina, Shikaino, Sasusaku, creative license :P....
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,981 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/8/2006 - Published: 7/21/2005 - Complete
The Silent Blade: Hunter by Isolde1 reviews
The way of the ninja is shrouded in shadows and mysteries. But some secrets are not meant to be unveiled, as Kakashi painfully discovers, when he pries into something he probably should not have. [Book 1, KakaIru] COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,209 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 623 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 3/13/2006 - Published: 5/1/2004 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
The Autumn of Our Virility by WinterOfOurDiscontent reviews
In the throes of a Midlife Crisis, Gai decides he must help Kakashi find that Special Someone. No good can come of this. Eventual KakaIru, some shounen ai with het sprinkles.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,324 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 409 - Updated: 2/20/2006 - Published: 7/26/2005 - Kakashi H., Iruka U.
Uhm by NetherVoidWanderer reviews
Chouji's a hooker. Wha...? There HAS to be a mistake. Chouji? CHOUJI? Nothing travels faster then a bit of hot gossip.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,280 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/31/2005 - Published: 7/21/2005
Butterfly in Reverse by bite the hand that feeds reviews
Konoha's going to war, undermanned or not. [On serious hiatus please see author profile for details and apologies.]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 135,313 - Reviews: 535 - Favs: 657 - Follows: 418 - Updated: 11/14/2005 - Published: 4/23/2005 - Kakashi H.
Homecoming by Nezuko reviews
KakaIru, GenRai Kakashi returns home from a mission late at night. Is he drunk, or is something more sinister afoot? [ch 8 Tsunade interrogates a wounded medic, Ibiki gathers information in the chaos in the hall outside Kakashi's room]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,876 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 10/19/2005 - Published: 2/14/2005 - Genma S., Kakashi H.
Story of my Life by Kali Swifteye reviews
UNDER GOING SERIOUS REVISION. HAD TO TAKE A LONG BREAK, BUT AM BACK AND SO EXCITED TO MAKE THIS STORY EVEN BETTER! Will let you know when it's all done, am looking for GOOD beta to help out!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 37,060 - Reviews: 599 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 358 - Updated: 8/31/2005 - Published: 12/22/2004 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
The Esoteric by Prosopopeia reviews
[AU, KakaIru] Iruka is requested to watch over Team 7 by Kakashi while he is away on a mission. But when danger approaches Konoha, Iruka must elicit past teachings and wield them to protect those closest to him. Part Nine.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,551 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 8/14/2005 - Published: 7/12/2004
Things We Do by BlurredOasis reviews
Kiba screwed up. Royally. To make it up to his boyfriend and prove that he does actually care, he sets up a scavenger hunt of sorts for him. shounen ai, swearing, KibaShikamaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,347 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/5/2005 - Published: 8/4/2005
Delicious Revenge by QianYun reviews
Discont. -Misconceptions Sequel- When rumors of Sasuke and Naruto's love relationship spread through Konoha like a wildfire, the two enacts revenge the only way they know how. By giving them what they want... and taking it away.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 82,498 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 7/31/2005 - Published: 9/3/2004 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
The Child In Me by shi-chan reviews
YAOI YonIru, GaaIru, KakaIru A child's love is not something to be ignored or made fun off. Iruka found that out the hard way. And he's going to do everything for other's not to feel what he did. Even if it means standing alone. COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 39,749 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/22/2005 - Published: 9/26/2004 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Got to Get You Out of My Mind by Giru reviews
(SasuNaru, NaruSasu) It all started with a jutsu gone wrong… and Naruto and Sasuke find themselves in a stressful and decidedly -awkward- situation.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,347 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 6/2/2005 - Published: 4/1/2005
A Crown of Leaves by Pale Rider reviews
Slight AU. In the presence of demons, under the guidance of a Sharingan master, a band of young ninja will become legends. NOT ItaSasu.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 59,528 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 5/16/2005 - Published: 7/31/2004
Unacceptable Failure by iamzuul reviews
Asuma blames himself for the injuries his genin team suffered when attempting to retrieve the Uchiha. [complete, oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,094 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/26/2005 - Asuma S., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Why Sasuke? by bishi-huntress reviews
(sasunaru) What started off as a pleasant eating session between Chouji & Naruto, ended when Chouji asked the following "of all guys...why sasuke?"
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,450 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Published: 3/21/2005
Icha Icha Speculation by Nezuko reviews
Ficlet: Genma and Kakashi discuss literature while on a mission. Yaoi implied: GenmaxRaidoxIrukaxKakashixAnko
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 987 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/9/2005 - Genma S., Kakashi H. - Complete
Hospital Beds by Aloh Dark reviews
ShikaChouji Short little fic about how Shikamaru and Chouji got together. Spoilers for mid 230's, I believe.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 949 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Published: 2/28/2005
Symphony of Opposites by Chevira Lowe reviews
A series of unrelated drabblefics highlighting opposite character constructs. Third chapter. Ino, Chouji, and a bag of chips.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,141 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/27/2005 - Published: 2/12/2005
Crazy Glaring Dogs by taitofan reviews
Kiba is taking a long time to get ready for his date, while Akamaru takes it upon himself to make Kiba's waiting suitor feel a bit more than uncomfortable...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,300 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/21/2005 - Kankuro, Kiba I. - Complete
New Dog, Old Tricks by ES Red - Blue reviews
Shino decides to test a theory he has concerning Kiba, and Hinata just wants to know what's going on.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,088 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 41 - Published: 2/19/2005
Plan B! by m i n i . w i n g s reviews
[Yaoi: SasuNaru][AU]Sakura figures out that she has to use Naruto in able to get Sasuke to pay attention to her. The only thing wrong is that he doesn’t even like her... Plan B backfires on Sakura!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,534 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 2/18/2005 - Published: 12/6/2004 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Superiority Complex by Noniechan reviews
[On Hold] Sasuke does something special for Valentine's Day! A look at how truly fluffedup Sasuke and Naruto's relationship really is...Yaoi. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,716 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 2/14/2005 - Published: 7/20/2004
The Things You Say by shinku-chan reviews
Naruto overhears a conversation between Sasuke and his fangirls; it tears him apart. Will Naruto and Sasuke ever be friends again? {SasuNaru and KakaIru}
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,192 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 2/14/2005 - Published: 2/13/2004
Sex Ed by Noniechan reviews
[COMPLETE] Kakashi uses unorthidox methods when it comes to teaching. Yaoi. KakaIru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,161 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/5/2005 - Published: 11/7/2004 - Complete
Silent All These Years by Imbelossien reviews
A younger Iruka finds his source of strength from a very unlikely visitor. Coming around full circle, and realizing that what one is looking for has always been there in the first place. Sh-ai, maybe even Yaoi in later chapters. KakaIru fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,773 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/25/2004 - Published: 12/21/2004
Cat & Mouse by Wicked Innuendo reviews
Jounin INO flirts dangerously to win ASUMA's affections. ASUMAINO, oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,908 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/12/2004 - Complete
Midnight Snack by SaturnOolaa reviews
Back in Hidden Sand, Kankurou and Temari... are starting to worry about Gaara's eating habits. The question is, why? Spoilers up to the end of the Chuunin Exams.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,466 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/8/2004 - Temari, Kankuro - Complete
Ninja Psychology by sylver rain reviews
Just what happens when each of our dear Naruto characters have to go for counseling? Find out how your favourite character tackles this shrinky-problem... Madness will reign. Chpt 2 - Shika, Chouji and Tenten goes first.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,695 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/4/2004 - Published: 8/31/2004
Untold Love by DanceDanceKakashi reviews
14 years have passed, Naruto is now the Hokage and the task of telling Konoha's untold love story of two missing-nins falls onto him. [KakaIru]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,519 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/17/2004 - Published: 2/12/2004
On Your Knees by Shibarania reviews
Naruto has lost a bet with Sasuke, and now must be his slave. What unearthly things will Sasuke make him do? [YAOI; sasunaru; ch. 2 UP]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,191 - Reviews: 421 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 4/8/2004 - Published: 11/11/2003
Answers by Little Sharingan reviews
[KakaIru] A challenge made, a challenge met, and this story the result of it all. The beginnings of KakaIru didn't begin with a whirlwind romance, rather a slow formation of what will become an unshakable bond between ninja.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,029 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/28/2004
Lessons On an Incomplete Relationship by Sunfreak reviews
Team 10 stumbling along the way to adulthood. Threesome.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,407 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/27/2004
The Defiance of the Uke by mizuiro girlfriend reviews
Naruto is tired of being the uke in his relationship with Sasuke. So, he asks his sensei to help solve the problem! [SasuNaruNaruSasu, KakaIru, possible NaruKaka]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,792 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/19/2004
I'll Be Your Potato Chip by Mrs. Kakashi reviews
ChoujiShika FLUFF. yaoishounen-ai content. Shika thinks about when he and Chouji confessed their love. very cute and sappy.one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 601 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/19/2004
The Subtle Knife by Ociwen reviews
When Draco receives a mysterious dagger from his father, strange things begin to happen between Harry Potter and himself. Is the past doomed to repeat itself? (HD) Chapter eleven...at long last!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 74,600 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/12/2003 - Published: 12/4/2002 - Draco M., Harry P.
Dumb Love by SaturnOolaa reviews
Chouji on the subject of romance. And food. And sometimes both, at the same time. Interesting and likely weird couple, not comedy
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 888 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/11/2003 - Chōji A. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Auror's Ransom by Iris Lefay Longbottom reviews
In Harry’s fifth year at Hogwarts, he and his friends help Frank and Aurelle Longbottom (Neville’s parents) regain their sanity after being tortured years ago for Voldemort’s whereabouts. Harry and Neville receive special tutoring from a Hogwarts t
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 127,018 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/20/2003 - Published: 6/17/2003
Lullaby of a Dragon by Mysticalsoul reviews
Something happens in potions, and Harry is turned into a child. Draco has no choice but to take care of him, and everyday Harry gains one year, changing his mind, his outward appearance and his soul. Chap.9 Updated! Harry/Draco SLASH! R/R PLEASE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 68,237 - Reviews: 1187 - Favs: 1,040 - Follows: 594 - Updated: 6/15/2003 - Published: 9/1/2002 - Draco M., Harry P.
The Silver Stag by Silver Dragonfire reviews
~Ch. 2 up~ After the defeat of Voldemort, everything seems peachy-keen. But is it really? And who is that mysterious Animagus? SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,954 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/6/2003 - Published: 4/16/2003 - Harry P., Draco M.
Draco In Darkness by plumeria reviews
Following an accident in his seventh year, Draco loses his eyesight. After Harry elbows his way into Draco's dark world, both boys find themselves in a strange new friendship, and they each learn new ways to see each other … and themselves. [Complete]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 40,959 - Reviews: 753 - Favs: 2,140 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 3/31/2003 - Published: 2/13/2003 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Unfogging the Future by PepperjackCandy reviews
H/D Slash -- Harry performs a future-prediction ritual with unforeseen consequences
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,756 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 5/19/2002 - Published: 8/21/2001 - Harry P., Draco M.
The Speculum Curse by Hyphen reviews
It's the day before a big Quidditch game, and James is acting very strangely. Could it be a Slytherin curse? And can the other Marauders help?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 26,854 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/23/2001 - Published: 8/18/2000
The Inanimate Object POVs reviews
A series of omakes from the POV of an inanimate objectrnPairings so far: NejiNaru, KakaIru, KibaHina, ChoInoComing soon: ?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 757 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/21/2005 - Published: 4/25/2005