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'Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried to slam a revolving door.' Anon.

Human beings have speculated about the relationship between inspiration and insanity for centuries. -Patty Duke

'Tis better to be thought a fool and remain silent, than speak and remove all doubt. Galileo

To read a writer is for me not merely to get an idea of what he says, but to go off with him and travel in his company."

- Andre Gide

I think paranoia can be instructive in the right doses. Paranoia is a skill.

- John Shirley

I don't care how poor a man is; if he has family, he's rich. Dan Wilcox and Thad Mumford, "Identity Crisis," M*A*S*H

"A friendship can weather most things and thrive in thin soil; but it needs a little mulch of letters and phone calls and small, silly presents every so often – just to save it from drying out completely."

-Pam Brown

"It is absolutely okay with me if you need to keep some secrets. I've been thinking about this and I decided that a best friend is someone who, when they don't understand, they still understand."

― Nancy Werlin, Impossible

I often think that we are like the carp swimming contentedly in that pond. We live out our lives in our own "pond," confident that our universe consists of only the familiar and the visible. We smugly refuse to admit that parallel universes or dimensions can exist next to ours, just beyond our grasp. If our scientists invent concepts like forces, it is only because they cannot visualize the invisible vibrations that fill the empty space around us. Some scientists sneer at the mention of higher dimensions because they cannot be conveniently measured in the laboratory.

- Michio Kaku

It is a great ability to be able to conceal one's ability.
Francois de La Rochefoucauld (1613 - 1680)

Nerds don't just happen to dress informally. They do it too consistently. Consciously or not, they dress informally as a prophylactic measure against stupidity.
Paul Graham

I do not regret one professional enemy I have made. Any actor who doesn't dare to make an enemy should get out of the business.
Bette Davis (1908 - 1989)

The superior man is modest in his speech, but exceeds in his actions.
Confucius (551 BC - 479 BC)

When a man asks himself what is meant by action he proves he is not a man of action. Action is a lack of balance. In order to act you must be somewhat insane. A reasonably sensible man is satisfied with thinking.
Georges Clemenceau (1841 - 1929)

Strong reasons make strong actions.
William Shakespeare (1564 - 1616)

By courage I repel adversity.
(Adversa Virtute Repello)
Anonymous

By trying we can easily learn to endure adversity -- another man's I mean.
Mark Twain (1835 - 1910)

A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
Mark Twain

Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer.

Mark Twain

When in doubt, tell the truth. Mark Twain

When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained. Mark Twain

Whenever you find that you are on the side of the majority, it is time to reform. Mark Twain

I cannot call to mind a single instance where I have ever been irreverent, except toward the things which were sacred to other people. Mark Twain

Of all the animals, man is the only one that is cruel. He is the only one that inflicts pain for the pleasure of doing it. Mark Twain

A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes. Mark Twain

We have not the reverent feeling for the rainbow that a savage has, because we know how it is made. We have lost as much as we gained by prying into that matter. Mark Twain

It is by the goodness of God that in our country we have those three unspeakably precious things: freedom of speech, freedom of conscience, and the prudence never to practice either of them. Mark Twain

Man is the Only Animal that Blushes. Or needs to. Mark Twain

The rule is perfect: in all matters of opinion our adversaries are insane. Mark Twain

Of all the creatures that were made, man is the most detestable. Of the entire brood he is the only one--the solitary one--that possesses malice. That is the basest of all instincts, passions, vices--the most hateful. He is the only creature that has pain for sport, knowing it to be pain. Also--in all the list he is the only creature that has a nasty mind. Mark Twain

Of all God's creatures there is only one that cannot be made the slave of the lash. That one is the cat. If man could be crossed with cat it would improve man, but it would deteriorate the cat. Mark Twain

Training is everything. The peach was once a bitter almond; cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. Mark Twain

I am not one of those who in expressing opinions confine themselves to facts. Mark Twain

The fact that man knows right from wrong proves his intellectual superiority to other creatures; but the fact that he can do wrong proves his moral inferiority to any creature that cannot. Mark Twain

"When in doubt, kill the character."

"My characters have to earn the right to live."

"Be careful, or you will end up in my novel."

'Dream as if you’ll live forever…'

'Don't get mad; get sadistic.'

“My play was a complete success. The audience was a failure.” - Ashleigh Brilliant

“When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.” - Mae West

“I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.” - Rodney Dangerfield

“Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.” - Drew Carey

16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things

Controversial Issues:

1) Being gay is not natural. Real people always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why they have only one religion in the world.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage

OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense,who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch.

It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion, or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK.

But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Ninety-five percent of kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley bored, Gem W, Bara- Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Carzy Billie Joe loving freak, shadow929, The Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/ fairy to be, The Gypsy- Pirate Queen, MCR Rocks, Andrew Laplante, MajorDxSFanatic,teh queen of randomness,Xannijn, powderedsugar, Black Wolf-Dog, Fluff's Lady, night flame miko, Izara Sprightly, Death's Shadw Cat

92 percent n teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others.

93 percent of teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.

If you have never been social enough to be exposed to drugs, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile. If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile.

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

95 percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the 5 percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. Death's Shadow Cat

If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge! If you are really random put this on your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile.

FOR ALL THOSE WHO ADMIT TO BEING WEIRD AND ARE PROUD OF IT, COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILES! ALL HAIL THOSE WHO ARE PROUD TO BE DIFFERENT!

FAKE VS. REAL

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.

REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr./Mrs.

REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.

REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Dang … we really messed up … but that sure was fun!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.

REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.

REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it’s yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.

REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.

REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.

REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.

REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to whats wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Make you say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.

REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Would go to your funeral if you were murdered.

REAL FRIENDS: Would skip the funeral and go out looking for the murderer and kill him!!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will help me find my way when I'm lost.

REAL FRIENDS: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will help me learn to drive.

REAL FRIENDS: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will help me up when I fall down.

REAL FRIENDS: Will point and laugh because he tripped me.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will go to a concert with me.

REAL FRIENDS: Will kidnap the band with me.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Hide me from the cops.

REAL FRIENDS: Are probably the reason they're after me in the first place.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Let me make an idiot of myself in public.

REAL FRIENDS: Are up there with me making an idiot out of themselves too.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will try to comfort me when my girlfriend breaks up with me.

REAL FRIENDS: Will kick my ass until I get it together and will smack her for breaking up with me.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will help me move.

REAL FRIENDS: Will help me move a body.

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.

REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this.

REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it

If you think everyone's out of their minds (including yourself...but that's a given), copy and paste this to your profile

If people think you are mentally insane...copy this into your profile

If they are right...copy and paste this into your profile

:.:7 Ways to Scare your roommates:.:

7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, "Soon, soon..."

6) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.

5) Tell your roommate, "I've got an important message for you." Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, "Oh, yeah, I remember!" Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks.

4) While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan.

3) Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, "Hey, where the heck is my sandwich?" Complain loudly that you are hungry.

2) Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, "Shouldn't you be going somewhere?"

1) Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, "No, I want to watch them suffer."

1) At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. see if they slow down.
2) Page yourself over the intercom. don't disguise your voice.
3) Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4) Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "In"
5) Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
6) In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors"
7) Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy"
8) Dont use any punctuation
9) As often as possible, skip rather than walk .
10) Ask people what sex they are. laugh hysterically after they answer.
11) Specify that your drive-through order is "to go"
12) Sing along at the opera.
13) Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme .
14) Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day .
15) Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.
16) Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Hard.
17) WHEN THE MONEY COMES OUT OF THE ATM, SCREAM "I WON! I WON!"
18) When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, "Run for your lives! they're loose!"
19) Tell your children over dinner, "due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."
20) paste this on your profile, it's called therapy.

How to make your friends think that you're INSANE:

Go out in public wearing crazy clothes, make up, and hair with your friends. Meet up with them somewhere else because they wont let you go with them if you meet them at their house. (guys- you don't have to try on make up but it sure would be crazy!)

Just start laughing at nothing in particular. It would help to have a weird or insane laugh.

Dye your hair a crazy color like pink or gold

Go up to your friends and tell them how much you missed them and hug them often ( like 5 hugs in 2 min)like you haven't seen them for 5 years

When walking with your friends on the street, say hi to every strangers who pass by ( try at least 20 strangers to say hi to.) This will drive your friends crazy

Tell your friends that the squirrel in your back yard died and that you are depressed. put eye drop as tears and use tissues to blow your nose. act sad for days

Invite your friends over and when they come in the house, pretend to watch Barney or Dora the explorer.

Talk to yourself out loud when you and your friends are eating in a restaurant. When a waitress is taking order, talk to yourself out loud, trying to decide if you want a burger or pasta.

Have a sleepover party and rent movies for little children like Beauty and the Beast or Alice in Wonderland.

Tell them weird stories like you dream to go to Africa and become an orthodontist for giraffes or gorillas. Or tell them that you will build your own house shape like a shark when you get older.

When you're at your friend's party, yell out loud that it's a karaoke time and start singing some DEVO songs or some much older song. Or you can sing in opera.

You could scream: I lost a contact!and wait ten seconds for people to get down on their knees to look for it, then run away laughing at all the funny people

When somebody is talking to you, start to stare at their chin. Nod and respond to whatever they are saying, but always look at their chin. Then slowly change your expression to one of horror, then be quietly amused. The person talking to you will probably loose his/her chain of thought.

On Halloween paint half your face VERY scary, and when somebody is talking to you, slowly turn your head towards the speaker then scream LOUDLY. It will make the speaker jump.

Say random things. Something that has nothing to do with the topic, like Cake is a Lie. Or, The Chipmunks are plotting to take over the world.

Say things like i have pet unicorns that come visit me and i name them after mexican presidents.

If you actually take the time to read other peoples' profiles, copy this to yours.

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Luffy's Renewed Adventure by F-ckthesystem125 reviews
When an old man with the Open Open fruit offers Luffy the chance to redo his adventure, he takes it. Watch as Luffy goes back in time to change history with more crewmates. Oh, and lest I forget. Luffy will have his eyes 'opened' to women, if you catch my drift. HAREM FIC! Rated M for sexual content and cursing. R&R. I don't own One Piece.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 75 - Words: 228,125 - Reviews: 2670 - Favs: 2,537 - Follows: 2,468 - Updated: 5/2 - Published: 3/25/2014 - Luffy, Nami, Robin, Straw Hats P.
Embrace the shadows by TheSilverboar reviews
Percy, abandoned by almost all of the other campers, abandoned by the Olympians, abandoned by even Annabeth in favor of his new half-brother is offered a deal to go back and change it all as a child of darkness instead of a son of the sea.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 51,748 - Reviews: 603 - Favs: 1,347 - Follows: 1,464 - Updated: 5/2 - Published: 4/14/2013 - Percy J., Nyx, OC, Chaos
To Love 'Ruto by Drake Wilson reviews
Naruto wished he could understand women. Between Risa's teasing, Yui's lecturing and his adopted mother's blatant disregard of the standards of a mother son relationship Naruto was struggling to stay sane. Now a pink haired alien has declared she will marry him and her sister is trying to create him a harem as her father sends assassins after him. What's a guy to do?
Crossover - Naruto & To Love-Ru - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 186,231 - Reviews: 752 - Favs: 1,673 - Follows: 1,680 - Updated: 5/2 - Published: 9/12/2014 - Naruto U., Kushina U., Lala S. D., Yui K.
The Ten Tailed knight by shinnagami reviews
One hundred thousand years ago Naruto Uzumaki was said to have betrayed his friends and nearly destroy the world using two of the most powerful sacred gears said to ever exist. He was executed along with his fiance; however, some still claim he was innocent and judged unfairly. What will you believe? Which side will you be take? Will the prophecy of his return come true?
Crossover - Naruto & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,145 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 563 - Updated: 5/2 - Published: 2/9 - Naruto U., G. Rias, H. Akeno, Ravel P.
Naruto Chimera Effect by ZRAIARZ reviews
His twin sisters were born with their heritage while he, the older brother appeared normal. But while normal he excelled in all things normal. But what if this human skin was just a shell concealing his birthright? A shell that was already breaking. Large Harem. Powerful. When he releases the beasts within Naruto will be the heir to the throne and the balance will be in his favor.
Crossover - Naruto & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 65,410 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 920 - Follows: 1,064 - Updated: 5/1 - Published: 3/16 - Naruto U., Naruko U., G. Rias
Imperfection by NeonZangetsu reviews
Dr. Gero has finally finished the work on his latest android. Stronger than Super 13. More powerful than the mighty Cell himself! Unfortunately for the good doctor, said android happens to be the vessel of the Nine-Tailed Fox. And he's not exactly keen on reaching his perfect form. Not when he's forgotten everything but his first and last name. NarutoxHarem. Fluff, Romance, angst.
Crossover - Dragon Ball Z & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 122,503 - Reviews: 1166 - Favs: 1,756 - Follows: 1,728 - Updated: 4/27 - Published: 9/10/2012 - Android 18, Naruto U.
Blindsided by twice the trouble reviews
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Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 40,405 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 375 - Updated: 4/27 - Published: 1/26 - [Naruto U., Fū] Kakashi H., Kyuubi/Kurama
The Shinigami Huntsman by Rage Addiction reviews
While trying to gain his Shinigami powers, Ichigo didn't find Zangetsu in his Inner World. Instead he found a red and black themed girl claiming to be his Zanpaktuo. IchigoxHarem. less-Prudish-Ichigo, Non-cannon acting Ichigo. Strong Ichigo.
Crossover - Bleach & RWBY - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 162,292 - Reviews: 656 - Favs: 1,265 - Follows: 1,243 - Updated: 4/25 - Published: 7/9/2014 - Ichigo K., Ruby Rose, Weiss Schnee, Blake Belladonna
Naruto of the Saiyans by VFSNAKE reviews
Bardock is about to die, but a dimensional rift when the Yondaime summons the Shinigami pulls him into the Naruto World, and onto Kyuubi's back moments before the sealing. Goku may redeem the Saiyans, but Naruto will make them be reborn, and in his image.
Crossover - Dragon Ball Z & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 74,382 - Reviews: 747 - Favs: 2,049 - Follows: 1,777 - Updated: 4/18 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Bardock, Naruto U.
The Unforeseen Variable by FractiousDay reviews
Discontinued: As the Wizarding World crumbles around him, Harry Potter, unable to die a natural death, casts himself into Oblivion. Intercepted by a powerful magical artifact he journeys across the frozen land he has found himself in. But as he builds a new life in Mundus the Thalmor, Daedric Princes, and Empire all take notice of the Master of Death.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 184,794 - Reviews: 739 - Favs: 2,102 - Follows: 2,105 - Updated: 4/10 - Published: 5/22/2013 - Harry P., Dragonborn/Dovahkiin - Complete
Curiouser and Curiouser by Cibbsoldlady reviews
Harry is more then just a wizard; he's a genius. So what happens when he meets another genius the beginning of his third year? One that Deduces Harry's treatment at the Dursleys in less then a minute? The answer; Quite a lot, apparently... Mentor!Sherlock Genius!Harry
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,679 - Reviews: 1038 - Favs: 2,832 - Follows: 4,306 - Updated: 4/9 - Published: 11/12/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G., Sherlock H., John W.
The Adventures Of Harry Potter, the Video Game: Exploited by michaelsuave reviews
Harry Potter catches Voldemort's AK to the noggin only to find out that his life is a video game and he forgot to save. So what does he do? Does he return on Hard mode and work for the challenge? Heck No! Harry uses every exploit, grind, or underhanded tactic he can get his hands on. His life may be a video game, but nobody plays Harry Potter; Harry's going to exploit the system.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 86,630 - Reviews: 3049 - Favs: 6,193 - Follows: 7,181 - Updated: 4/9 - Published: 9/22/2013 - Harry P.
True Dark Lord by AkumaKami64 reviews
Harry Potter had always dreamed of leaving the Durselys. But his dreams are of lands filled with fire, dark red skies, monsters, and a giant in a void. Yet it is in these dreams that he smiles the most. Harry is heir to something Voldemort can only imitate and now the worlds, muggle and magical both, shall know what a Dark Lord truly is. Darker-with-Time-Harry/Harem. Tolkien Xover.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,649 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 91 - Published: 4/7 - Harry P.
Die Another Day by NeonZangetsu reviews
Death has a funny way of coming back to bite you when you least expect it. Having lost the fourth shinobi war, Uzumaki Naruto is content to do just that; to die and pass on to the afterlife. Unfortunately, the Shinigami has other plans for him. Plans that involve righting the wrongs of the past, restoring a broken clan to power and creating a family all his own. Narutoxharem!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 147,558 - Reviews: 2647 - Favs: 4,988 - Follows: 5,237 - Updated: 4/6 - Published: 3/28/2013 - Naruto U., Tsunade S., Mikoto U., Kushina U.
Harry Potter and the Elves Most Fabulous by Steelbadger reviews
Elfling!Harry. Except not. Jaded and cynical Master Auror Harry Potter gets sent to Arda to relive his non-existent childhood. Childhood sucks. Rated M for language.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,652 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 829 - Follows: 1,009 - Updated: 4/5 - Published: 3/17 - Harry P.
Naruto's Foster Harem by YaoiafiedAwesomeness reviews
Naruto has been raising his daughters with tender love and care, but little did he know that his kindness would cause them all to fall in love with him. PWP(well only a little plot) Harem NaruSaku, NaruHina, NaruMoegi, NaruHanabi, NaruTenTen, NaruIno
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,794 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 4/4 - Published: 2/15
A MODern Man by dogbertcarroll reviews
Harry takes advice he shouldn't, to do something he really should have known better than to try. Still, all's well that ends well, right?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,857 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 576 - Follows: 597 - Updated: 3/28 - Published: 3/16/2014 - Harry P.
A Protector's Pride by NeoRyu777 reviews
What if Ichigo had handled his Inner Hollow problem like he had everything else thrown his way? Instead of running from it, he faced it head-on? Rated M for future graphic scenes.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 82 - Words: 555,973 - Reviews: 5095 - Favs: 5,277 - Follows: 4,557 - Updated: 3/25 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Ichigo K.
Ocean's Wings by lyricalgurl8 reviews
What if Percy was born a girl? With the smarts worthy of a Child of Athena? What changes would happen to the Prophecy? Genderswitch: FemPercy, Lukercy everyone! :D
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 213,197 - Reviews: 1091 - Favs: 1,360 - Follows: 1,319 - Updated: 3/20 - Published: 4/11/2012 - Percy J., Luke C.
To Call A Place Home by missmusicluver reviews
Harry won the war. It's a couple months afterwards, and unexpectedly, he's quite literally picked up off the face of the world and shoved into another. One where Harry Potter died a long time ago and the Potter family's still fighting a war with a Dark Lord whose ruling over the world one muggle murder at a time. They say he's their only hope. Harry just really doesn't want in.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 91,546 - Reviews: 1160 - Favs: 2,640 - Follows: 3,781 - Updated: 3/16 - Published: 8/31/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B., James P., Lily Evans P.
Core Threads by theaceoffire reviews
A young boy in a dark cupboard is in great pain. An unusual power will allow him to heal himself, help others, and grow strong in a world of magic. Eventual God-like Harry, Unsure of eventual pairings. Alternate Universe, possible universe/dimension traveling in the future. Updated on weekends.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 64 - Words: 267,060 - Reviews: 3249 - Favs: 4,693 - Follows: 5,173 - Updated: 3/8 - Published: 2/22/2014 - Harry P.
A Demon Among Devils by The Crimson Lord reviews
Igor had asked him to die for the world. She would ask him to die for her. Problem was, he didn't really like dying, not for a second time, at least.
Crossover - Persona Series & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 250,732 - Reviews: 3628 - Favs: 3,328 - Follows: 2,986 - Updated: 3/7 - Published: 3/29/2014 - Minato A.
Colors and Capes by dogbertcarroll reviews
Xander in DC played for laughs. You've never seen crack like this before!
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,607 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 594 - Follows: 476 - Updated: 3/5 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Xander H.
Hero System by dogbertcarroll reviews
Load Game Avatar - Xander Harris... Begin story in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... Story starts.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,771 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 832 - Follows: 775 - Updated: 3/5 - Published: 11/12/2014
At The End Of All Things by SnuggleKitten69 reviews
When Hermione dies, Harry is willing to do anything to save her. Lunar Harmony. Weasley bashing. Redo. Femslash. Time travel. Harem. Major character death. Super!Harry. Grey!Harry. Independent!Harry. Allusions to physical violence, emotional abuse, physical abuse, and rape by a teacher.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 158,253 - Reviews: 919 - Favs: 2,179 - Follows: 3,042 - Updated: 3/4 - Published: 12/17/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Padma P.
An Arrow to the Knee by NeonZangetsu reviews
Uzumaki Naruto has been known for several things in his young life. Heroism. Bravery. Strength. And last, but certainly not least...attracting buxom young women to his bed. So, when he finds himself mysteriously catapaulted thousands of years into the future, you'd think he'd be able to adapt rather readily, no? There's just one problem...HE CAN'T SPEAK ENGLISH! Narutoxharem!
Crossover - Naruto & Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 57,478 - Reviews: 693 - Favs: 1,994 - Follows: 2,214 - Updated: 3/3 - Published: 7/30/2013 - Naruto U., Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Lydia, Serana
A Man Without a Hearth by CourtingTheMoon reviews
Hopeless and on the streets, a distraught Percy Jackson has not been seen for years, but now there is one person that needs him more than ever and she needs him now. Who will find the hero of heroes? Who will fix him? Can it get any better? Remember, hope always survives best at the hearth, but what if you don't have a hearth to come home to?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,236 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 772 - Follows: 989 - Updated: 2/22 - Published: 7/11/2013 - [Percy J., Hestia]
Child of the Storm by Nimbus Llewelyn reviews
New Mexico was not the first time Thor had been a mortal. It was only a refinement of the technique. What if James Potter had been Thor, incarnated as a memoryless newborn? On his death, Odin removed his memories as James, due to grief. In Harry's Third Year, a (mostly) reformed Loki restores them. Harry now has a father, a family and a heritage that is going to change the world.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 63 - Words: 578,598 - Reviews: 5264 - Favs: 4,423 - Follows: 5,083 - Updated: 2/21 - Published: 1/11/2013 - Harry P., Thor
Musician of the Leaf by Razamataz22 reviews
Whether by chance or by fate, Naruto finds himself in possession of an ocarina, an ocarina that once belonged to the Sage of the Six Paths and would one day save the land of Hyrule. It's said that for a shinobi, anything can potentially be used as a weapon. This is no exception.
Crossover - Naruto & Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,943 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 483 - Updated: 2/19 - Published: 2/15/2014 - Naruto U.
Riker Jackson and the Lightning Snatcher by EpikalStorms reviews
The gods will rue the day they let that Jackson, that rogue son of Sally Jackson and Poseidon, in on his heritage. And Riker Jackson, well, he's ready to turn this world of Greek Mythology upside down. With his new friends, he might do just that. Besides, it's boring enough already. Time to make heads roll. Badass!Punk!Confident!Percy, AU
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 73,545 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 814 - Follows: 812 - Updated: 2/17 - Published: 8/9/2013 - Ares, Clarisse R., Hades, Percy J.
Devil Ninja by The Engulfing Silence reviews
Thrown into a new world, Naruto Uzumaki does what he does best: cause as much chaos as possible while climbing to the top. Hokage may be out of his reach, but that doesn't mean he can't set a new goal for his life.
Crossover - Naruto & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 190,472 - Reviews: 2323 - Favs: 4,291 - Follows: 4,481 - Updated: 2/6 - Published: 10/18/2013 - Naruto U., G. Rias, T. Koneko
Seventh Horcrux by Emerald Ashes reviews
The presence of a foreign soul may have unexpected side effects on a growing child. I am Lord Volde...Harry Potter. I'm Harry Potter. In which Harry is insane, Hermione is a Dark Lady-in-training, Ginny is a minion, and Ron is confused.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 104,212 - Reviews: 657 - Favs: 2,121 - Follows: 1,620 - Updated: 2/3 - Published: 9/7/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
A Bloody Sky by TheHellWithIt reviews
Bioshock Infinite setting. Focuses on events in Columbia w/ more realism. There'll be sex and such, graphic violence etc. (ergo the title). Oh and Booker/Liz pairing (incest), I choose to ignore dad/dau thing. Reviews are appreciated and... enjoy! Oh and major thanks to Bringthehawt/Katic for giving me the inspiration to write this! Check out their writing as well, it's excellent!
BioShock - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 30,422 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 2/2 - Published: 6/27/2014 - Booker D., Elizabeth, Z. Comstock, Daisy F.
Understanding Beyond Words by Elipsa reviews
Harry's relatives died in a car crash. Dumbledore, who wanted to keep Harry safe and out of the Wizarding World, decided to take Harry to America. There, Harry is put under the care of S.H.I.E.L.D. Harry meets and trains with Natalia and Clint under the watchful eye of Phil Coulson. The Americans aren't sure what to make of the boy who refuses to speak. AU. No pairings.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 66,674 - Reviews: 472 - Favs: 1,254 - Follows: 1,600 - Updated: 1/18 - Published: 7/21/2014 - Complete
Ranma Saotome, Chi Master by SeerKing reviews
When Ranma shows up at the Tendo Dojo, he shocks the Tendo's by defeating a Panda with a bolt of blue light. Chi? What's that? Believably stronger Ranma who isn't a jerk. Ranma x harem.
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 57,848 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 826 - Follows: 867 - Updated: 1/18 - Published: 2/8/2014 - [Ranma, Akane, Shampoo, Ukyo]
Transcendent Humanity by Solaris242 reviews
Humanity never developed FTL. The Prothean archives contained no technology, no Element Zero, just a warning. Isolated from the rest of the galaxy for two thousand years, restricted to their only system, how will humanity have changed when they first meet the Turians? AU, alternate history of humanity and First Contact.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,429 - Reviews: 1365 - Favs: 3,684 - Follows: 4,295 - Updated: 1/12 - Published: 5/7/2013
The Californian Sage, Equaling Olympus by kujikiri21 reviews
AU. Xander Harris went as something else for Halloween. A figure shrouded in legend and myth, but remembered incorrectly only through media. Now, because of the changes to his choices the costume influenced, the PTB want him dead. Their lackey was barely able to do that, banishing from the world, but was interfered with by two gods. Now in PJ world, how will this new Xander act?
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 57,680 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 1,261 - Follows: 1,253 - Updated: 1/7 - Published: 4/4/2014 - Xander H.
Black Stag on the Hellmouth by heavyneos reviews
Xander has a costume change that changes him (YAHF)
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,234 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 104 - Published: 1/5 - Xander H., Robert B.
The Perks by Dr Bayou reviews
Turning to look at him, she gave him an odd look. "You do understand Privilege, Right?". Harry's world is turned upside down as a blond haired Slytherin barges into his life to show him all he could, and should, be taking advantage of. M for Caution.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 36,819 - Reviews: 509 - Favs: 1,750 - Follows: 2,404 - Updated: 12/25/2014 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Harry P., Daphne G.
Kami on earth by Saito Uzumaki reviews
Naruto hates Konoha and Konoha isn't a big fan of him either. He was considered the demon due to his siblings gaining the Yin and Yang of Kyuubi. His dream is to destroy Konoha but he doesn't have the power...or does he? With the power of Juubi and Kyuubi, he is practically Kami. And Konoha will recieve judgement. Harem. Fem.Juubi & Kyuubi. God-Like/Dark/Smart Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 166,349 - Reviews: 1081 - Favs: 2,234 - Follows: 2,259 - Updated: 12/25/2014 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Naruto U.
Naruko: Goddess of Darkness by Thoughtless Mind reviews
During a beating, the Kyuubi sacrifices itself to heal Naruko (girl Naruto). The Shinigami feels sorry for Naruko and angry at the village so it seals nine dark souls into her in replace of the Kyuubi. Naruko is Kyuubi. Godlike-Naruko. Female Sasuke! Large Harem. Warning inside the story. Story is very graphic!
Crossover - Naruto & League of Legends - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 68,151 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 12/24/2014 - Published: 7/22/2014 - [Naruko U., Anko M., Sasuke U., Ino Y.]
The Legend of Gaia's Sennin by The Engulfing Silence reviews
Flung into a world of technology and fanatasy, bitter at the loss he suffered during the Fourth Great Shinobi War, can Uzumaki Naruto find happiness in Gaia?
Crossover - Final Fantasy VII & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 318,962 - Reviews: 1800 - Favs: 2,507 - Follows: 2,182 - Updated: 12/21/2014 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Naruto U.
Naruto: Master of the In Between by wesst1 reviews
Along with Yin and Yang is Mu, Nothingness. Watch as Naruto gains the power to do anything with the power over nothing. NaruHina, IruAnko and other pairings. First fic, be gentle.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 87,939 - Reviews: 505 - Favs: 1,076 - Follows: 1,271 - Updated: 12/18/2014 - Published: 9/22/2013 - Naruto U., Hinata H., Iruka U., Anko M.
Hell Sings For Death! by AkumaKami64 reviews
Junior stumbles across a certain abridged series on his computer. Grim Reaper Junior plus Hellsing Ultimate Abridged equals This. Bye-bye sanity! "Excuse me, I'm a F***Mothering Demon-Reaper! I ate a lot of souls to get that title and I deserve to be referred as such!" Rated for Cursing, Killing, Soul Eating, Hilarity, and Junior being a Total A**.
Grim Tales - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,471 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 12/16/2014 - Published: 10/17/2014 - Junior/Grim Jr.
Naruto, Heir to Frostmourne and Ashbringer by Dark.Force.Light reviews
Naruto stumbled upon his parent's house. In it, he discovers two swords. Read on as he discovers his destiny... Just read. NarutoXWarcraft XOver. NarutoXHarem. Rated M for language and other things.
Crossover - Warcraft & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 117,252 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 1,252 - Follows: 1,054 - Updated: 12/11/2014 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Naruto U.
A Lewd New World by EvilFuzzy9 reviews
Infinite Tsukuyomi is executed. All of the world is now blanketed in an unbreakable illusion of a better world... unfortunately, Tobi had not anticipated that THIS would be considered a better reality. Because no matter how you change the world, Naruto Uzumaki will still wind up the main character. Even if he is literally the last man alive. [NaruHarem, genderswap, SMUT]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 60 - Words: 223,933 - Reviews: 746 - Favs: 2,257 - Follows: 1,881 - Updated: 11/27/2014 - Published: 10/31/2013 - [Naruto U., Kushina U., Hinata H., Sakura H.] - Complete
Walking on Sunshine by dogbertcarroll reviews
Losing a bet and being forced to dress as Supergirl, Xander found Halloween a bit more of a hassle than he expected, but not nearly as much as the PTB did, so they sent him on a marvelous adventure.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Marvel - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,541 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 734 - Follows: 606 - Updated: 11/25/2014 - Published: 4/13/2014 - Xander H.
Naruko The Rare One by BladeofHell56 reviews
Ok I'm gonna level with you people, this is smut, pure unrestrained smut, featuring femnaruto and futas, with little to no plot or story, this is porn, plain and simple, with Naruko being fucked, alot, by many people. Further description inside
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 140 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 11/24/2014 - Published: 11/8/2014 - Naruko U.
Founders' Legacy by ChaosEmperorNex reviews
On the run for his life from angry villagers, Naruto stumbles upon a long hidden compound known only to those long dead. Discovering secrets and powers of the two most powerful shinobi to ever live, Naruto is about to enforce his will upon an unsuspecting world. Eternal Mangekyou Naruto Cold/lethal Naruto/Mei
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 57,606 - Reviews: 687 - Favs: 2,102 - Follows: 2,260 - Updated: 11/21/2014 - Published: 1/21/2014 - Naruto U., Mei T., Mikoto U.
Death Wish by reddog24485 reviews
In a desperate gambit to thwart Madara, Naruto merged with Kurama. Becoming the first Bijuu with a human soul. Thus making themselves incompatible with the Gedo Mazo. What he didn't count on was it also made him immortal. As Naruto watches the people around him die, he begins a quest to find the Shikon Jewel. In the hopes that it will grant his Death Wish.
Crossover - Inuyasha & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,224 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 542 - Follows: 585 - Updated: 11/18/2014 - Published: 10/10/2014 - Naruto U.
The Iron Coin Chronicles: Season 1 by Alkeni reviews
Armed with the power of the Iron Coin, Xander Harris is now in a position to see what Fate has in store for his friends. With the ability and motivation to change the future, Xander Harris sets out to do just that. The only question is: Is change always for the better? Xander-Centric with a Xander/Cordelia Pairing. Set During BtVS Season 3.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 160,767 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 11/16/2014 - Published: 9/26/2012 - Xander H., Cordelia C. - Complete
Walking in the shadows by dogbertcarroll reviews
Xander's road trip takes him much farther then he ever dreamed possible.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 30 - Words: 77,938 - Reviews: 1118 - Favs: 1,418 - Follows: 1,316 - Updated: 10/29/2014 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Xander H.
I'm Still Here by kathryn518 reviews
The second war with Voldemort never really ended, and there were no winners, certainly not Harry Potter who has lost everything. What will Harry do when a ritual from Voldemort sends him to another world? How will he manage in this new world in which he never existed, especially as he sees familiar events unfolding? Harry/Multi eventually.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 215,263 - Reviews: 1889 - Favs: 4,974 - Follows: 6,016 - Updated: 10/10/2014 - Published: 9/21/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D.
Naruto: King of Monsters by Roanes Steel reviews
The rewrite of my old story Naruto the monster girl hunter, now with 800% more lemony goodness! Disclaimer: I don not own Naruto or any of the Monster girls in this story.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 47,576 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 1,809 - Follows: 1,791 - Updated: 10/6/2014 - Published: 10/31/2013 - Naruto U., Kushina U., Naruko U., Kyuubi/Kurama
And In The Darkness Bind Them by EpikalStorms reviews
He's been stuck like this for a couple of beginnings, and so many ends. Millennium have passed by and his age never changes, his skin cannot stay pierced, his body cannot die; thus locking his soul, binding him forever to this existence. This stranger comes into their lives, and they're unprepared for the events that follow after him. Viper is an interesting enigma. Immortal!Harry
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 92,992 - Reviews: 1152 - Favs: 3,159 - Follows: 4,137 - Updated: 10/6/2014 - Published: 9/9/2013 - Harry P., Aragorn, Boromir, Legolas
Naruto Uzumaki: Infestation by Chaos-Order-Oblivion reviews
Being abandoned by his parents in place of his sister, Naruto is soon captured by a certain snake. Now he will be a guinea pig for the use of several of the most monster making viruses of all time. Rated for violence in later chapters
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,982 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 9/28/2014 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Naruto U.
Naruto of the Shichinintai by Kenshin Akagi reviews
Naruto, cast aside in favor of his sister the Jinchuuriki, finds the tomb of a certain band of mercenaries. Abandoning Konoha for his own path of power, Naruto sets out to show the strength of the Shichinintai.
Crossover - Inuyasha & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,370 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 9/24/2014 - Published: 7/14/2014 - Naruto U., Haku, OC
Sage of the Seventh Path by Xahn777 reviews
Most people would have called it "The Worst Day Of Their Lives". But to Naruto It's The start of something wonderful. After all, what's good doesn't have to be pleasant and once you hit rock bottom the only way to go is up, right? Watch as one bad day...saves the world. Naru/Hina. Minor AU Chapters 1-20 31-33 BETA'd
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 48 - Words: 129,598 - Reviews: 872 - Favs: 1,603 - Follows: 1,868 - Updated: 9/19/2014 - Published: 6/13/2012 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] Sasuke U., Jiraiya
Too Many Dates by fantasy1290 reviews
What if Harry's friends tried to help him out in getting a date to the Yule Ball and he suddenly found himself with too many dates? Hilarity and romance ensues of course. Harry/Multi and eventual harem.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 191,890 - Reviews: 1498 - Favs: 2,371 - Follows: 2,643 - Updated: 9/12/2014 - Published: 7/25/2013 - [Harry P., Luna L., Padma P., Daphne G.] - Complete
Proof of Existence by Chunk127 reviews
Xander adds a couple touch ups to his Soldier costume and makes a whole new problem.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 79,063 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 544 - Follows: 678 - Updated: 9/11/2014 - Published: 5/16/2013 - Xander H., Cordelia C., Faith L., Wesley W.
Thicker Than Blood by EmptySurface reviews
"We're four." Sasuke eventually found the need to point out. Naruto grimaced. "I... noticed." And hadn't that been an unpleasant surprise? "Why? I thought we'd be at least ten." Sasuke frowned, making him look reminiscent of his future self. "Kura-chan said that we'd 'probably' end up at that age." He grimaced again. "I guess that it really wasn't as predictable as we had hoped."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 49,490 - Reviews: 1512 - Favs: 5,810 - Follows: 7,280 - Updated: 9/7/2014 - Published: 12/1/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Death Is Only The Beginning by Captain Hair reviews
9-year old Ichigo lived and died about 100 years ago. Sent to district 78 of South Rukongai, Inuzuri, you can guess who he'll meet. He was the one who changed her world. But now he's going to change it, right from the very beginning. Perhaps in death, they'll find happiness. It is but the next great journey...
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 49 - Words: 280,051 - Reviews: 1862 - Favs: 1,778 - Follows: 1,939 - Updated: 9/6/2014 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Ichigo K., Rukia K.
Harry Potter: God of Gods by Angeldoctor reviews
What if the Deathly Hallows were always meant for Harry? What if Harry was the reincarnation of the God of the Bible? What if getting the Deathly Hallows reawakened his powers as God? What if that meant Harry was the new God... we're all f*****! Crack fic. Slightly OP Harry.
Crossover - Harry Potter & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 73,239 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 1,268 - Follows: 1,313 - Updated: 8/25/2014 - Published: 8/5/2014 - Harry P., G. Rias, Rossweisse
Naruto's Ninja Harem! by The 11 Tailed Vegetable reviews
Naruto is forced into his own mindscape, during which time he meets the Kyuubi, sees the inside of the beast's heart, and discovers that she's really no different from him...wait, SHE! anyway, Naruto's problems are her fault, but he has to take responsibility for it, and learn to lve with the girls who found that he's just the man they want...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 33,347 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 682 - Follows: 719 - Updated: 8/20/2014 - Published: 6/9/2013 - Naruto U., Hinata H., Kyuubi/Kurama, Naruko U.
Harry Potter and the Day it All Changed by GGUC reviews
When Harry leaves the Burrow in DH Ron doesn't wake up to stop him?What if Harry left a note for the others?It's a twist to the story where Harry has been up to some things no one guessed.Takes place in DH.Warning Ron&Ginny bashing
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 59,356 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 990 - Follows: 1,438 - Updated: 8/17/2014 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Harry P., Fleur D.
Naruto the Silent King of the Dead by fairy tail dragon slayer reviews
The day Naruto was born he was blessed with the powers of a necromancer, the second living one. How will Konoha react to a person that can kill with just a word? That and why are these Vampires looking at him like that? Necromancer Naruto, Naruto harem, Naruto/Eu, Seras, Haruna, Maelstrom
Crossover - Naruto & Kore wa Zombie Desu ka?/これはゾンビですか? - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 66,763 - Reviews: 1037 - Favs: 1,617 - Follows: 1,633 - Updated: 8/11/2014 - Published: 8/20/2013 - Naruto U., Eucliwood H./Yuu, Haruna, Seraphim
Dawn of Xander by Muad'zin reviews
Xander puts on a different costume for Halloween. Because all Eldar MUST answer the call! BtVS/W40K crossover
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,186 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 8/5/2014 - Published: 12/26/2013 - Xander H., Eldar
The REBORN SOLDIER by Traban16 reviews
"Infinite in mystery is the gift of the goddess…" the voice whispered on the winds of time and space… The book shut, closed for an age… Two feathers of black and white descend from the cloudy skies… Our story details that mysterious gift: the Gift of the Goddess...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 142,477 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 615 - Follows: 671 - Updated: 7/30/2014 - Published: 7/12/2012 - Harry P.
The Elemental Casanova by reallyfreakingnerdy reviews
Inspired by The First Male Nin. Massive harem, massive genderbends. After an attempt on his life Naruto finds himself gifted with new powers in a world dominated by women. Watch Naruto conquer the kunoichi world (in more ways than one) on his journey to legend as the Elemental Casanova! First fanfic so constructive criticism welcome.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 76,603 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 1,343 - Follows: 1,336 - Updated: 7/26/2014 - Published: 8/18/2013 - Naruto U.
Love Bite by Here'sTo reviews
Bella gets a little too rough during a play fight with Alice, which has some unexpected consequences. But in hindsight, she really should have known that vampires would consider biting a a turn on.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 308,043 - Reviews: 1446 - Favs: 803 - Follows: 1,104 - Updated: 7/10/2014 - Published: 4/22/2013 - Alice, Bella
This Is My Father's World by GenkaiFan reviews
In a desperate cry for help during the Graveyard scene, Harry receives help from his father. Only it isn't James Potter who answers! What if Harry not only had a Norse deity for a father, but was also a descendant of a Greek god as well? AU
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 42,909 - Reviews: 1304 - Favs: 3,818 - Follows: 3,477 - Updated: 7/2/2014 - Published: 12/17/2013 - Harry P., Hades - Complete
Minimum Requirement by Lucillia reviews
A pair of shinobi come up with a rather novel way of shirking Naruto watching duty when one of them learns the minimum requirements for enrollment in Konoha's Ninja Academy.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,210 - Reviews: 421 - Favs: 1,360 - Follows: 1,467 - Updated: 6/17/2014 - Published: 5/1/2013 - Naruto U., Hiruzen S., Kō H., Fugaku U.
Crimson Beast of Destruction by MaelstromBankai reviews
The Great War is over; each Faction began to recover, move past their losses and adapt to the new situation. As time passed, the terrors experienced faded to mere myths, legends that the new generation never believed. When a young girl discovers the greatest legend of the War, the world will soon remember the power of the Progenitor...
Crossover - Naruto & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,433 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 1,069 - Follows: 1,249 - Updated: 6/4/2014 - Published: 12/6/2013 - [Naruto U., G. Rias, Kuroka, H. Akeno]
TransShift by Lord of the Phoenix reviews
AU year 5 Christmas onwards. After Harry saw the attack on Arthur, Ron blamed him, & attacked. So Dumbledore sent him out of Sirius' house, back to the Dursleys. There his uncle attacked him. There he came into his powers, & transformed, tearing his uncle apart. He headed out to Gringotts with a new ability to shift into anyone he had touched, & gaining a sense of who they were.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,469 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 626 - Follows: 843 - Updated: 5/16/2014 - Published: 12/8/2013 - [Harry P., Astoria G., Daphne G.]
Konoha's Maelstrom by Formulaic reviews
If you have ridiculous chakra reserves, a forbidden technique that enables brute force training, and an insatiable appetite for epic skills, what are the chances that you'll settle for mediocrity? A bit of insanity is a small price to pay for being awesome.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 80,315 - Reviews: 719 - Favs: 2,630 - Follows: 2,857 - Updated: 5/9/2014 - Published: 7/15/2013 - Naruto U.
The Prankster God of Huecco Mundo by AnisoulJ93 reviews
Ichigo and Rukia have a run in with what is quite possibly the weirdest Hollow ever. The problem? It won't leave them alone! Rated T just to be safe.
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 63,615 - Reviews: 1286 - Favs: 3,990 - Follows: 4,185 - Updated: 5/2/2014 - Published: 7/19/2013 - Naruto U., Ichigo K., Rukia K.
Darkstalker Bleach by shadowwriter329 reviews
Years ago Ichigo's sister became ill and then changed into something else, something not human. Now when he is thrown into the world of Shinigami, Hollows and more their love for him makes it so they would stand by his side through it all. But will it be enough. Rated M to be safe. IchigoXHarem
Crossover - Darkstalkers & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,863 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 4/30/2014 - Published: 5/13/2013 - Ichigo K., Karin K., Yuzu K.
A Year Abroad by DreamRealmer reviews
AU - Harry decides to take a year off and travel before deciding whether or not to join the Aurors. When he reaches L.A. he meets a peculiar waitress named Anne.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 60,460 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 1,272 - Follows: 1,793 - Updated: 4/14/2014 - Published: 2/2/2013 - [Faith L., Harry P.]
Limbo partners by dogbertcarroll reviews
Xander is sucked into Acaltha's portal, but hell isn't his destination. Belasco's Limbo just went co-op.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Marvel - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,414 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 519 - Follows: 382 - Updated: 4/11/2014 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Xander H.
Mirror, Mirror by dogbertcarroll reviews
YAHF Xander gets a free costume from Ethan, but on reflection while it cost quite a bit, it was definitely worth it.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & DC Superheroes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,194 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 3/23/2014 - Published: 3/21/2014 - Xander H.
Keeping Appearances by TheEscapeFromReality reviews
Harry walks the halls of Hogwarts seriously injured and is confronted by the Slytherins. They take him to Snape, who uses Legilimency to make a startling discovery. Is Dumbledore really who he says he is? Is Harry really on the right side of the war? Goodish!Voldemort, No Slash, Powerful Harry, Mentor Snape, Good Malfoys, super bad Dumbles, very abused Harry, AU Goblet of Fire
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 98,599 - Reviews: 1090 - Favs: 2,905 - Follows: 2,494 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Harry P., Severus S., Lucius M., Voldemort - Complete
Storybook Hero by dogbertcarroll reviews
Harry is sure he's living in a fairy tale with himself as the hero. Really, what else makes sense?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,295 - Reviews: 771 - Favs: 1,950 - Follows: 2,124 - Updated: 3/12/2014 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Harry P.
Death Eaters and Benadryl by Crowlows19 reviews
The Death Eaters have come for Harry Potter but this slightly crazy Gryffindor has plenty of tricks up his sleeve.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 60,234 - Reviews: 519 - Favs: 1,275 - Follows: 1,235 - Updated: 3/9/2014 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G., Lucius M., Fenrir G.
Lacking an Anchor by dogbertcarroll reviews
Willow tries to keep Xander safe, by sending him away from battle using a teleport spell she'd barely read. Xander's in for quite a trip, pity the multiverse.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Justice League - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,311 - Reviews: 492 - Favs: 1,182 - Follows: 1,152 - Updated: 3/4/2014 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Xander H.
Naruto's Story by Uzumaki-Son Naruto reviews
Summary Inside. Sharingan Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,064 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 427 - Updated: 2/28/2014 - Published: 2/12/2014 - Naruto U., Ino Y., Hinata H., Haku
Throwing Out the Script by Formulaic reviews
One year into Voldemort's rein, a confrontation with the Dark Lord catapults the Boy-Who-Lived into 1975. Will he be content to sit around and let the past repeat itself? Absolutely not. Time Travel. Not very HBP or DH compliant. Awesome!Harry. Eventual Harry/Lily/Narcissa/Bellatrix. Not a smutfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,982 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 1,499 - Follows: 1,989 - Updated: 2/27/2014 - Published: 10/13/2013 - [Harry P., Lily Evans P., Bellatrix L., Narcissa M.]
The Kagami Connection by hiddenmonk81 reviews
When Naruto discover's he has the kekkei genkai of the Kagami clan and their bloodline Zanpakutō, he becomes powerful and that's not the only thing to change. smart/powerful Naruto! Harem with NarutoxFem Sasuke, Fem Lee, Fem Kiba, Hinata, Fem Ichigo, Fem Gaara and many more! Mulitple Gender bending and Lemon. Rated M for adult content, 18 reconmended
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 25,001 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 2/19/2014 - Published: 1/30/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Ichigo K.
Faces and Facets by dogbertcarroll reviews
YAHF done in my own hair-brained style. Xander's costume choice is inspired... by a committee.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,675 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 2/13/2014 - Published: 2/11/2014
He Is Not One of Us by Bloodfire87 reviews
Harry decides that he has enough of the cheater badges, the dark and fearful looks at him, and just the crappiness to his life, and the Tournament doesn't help. M for safety sake Review please! Oh and this is HP/HG Cheers!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,468 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 1,700 - Follows: 2,553 - Updated: 1/28/2014 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Unwilling Participant by ManMadeofLasers reviews
Just because Harry has to participate in the Triwizard Tournament doesn't mean he has to try, does it? Starts summer before fourth year, follow events of GoF.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 101,492 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 1,615 - Follows: 1,023 - Updated: 1/24/2014 - Published: 1/19/2014 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Naruto: A Seer's Fable by BigCC reviews
Based on Brim Wraith's Fate of Cards. On his 8th birthday Naruto meets a mysterious blind woman named Theresa and his destiny is forever altered. The cards reveal all, the future is changed, and one boy grows into a true Hero. Naruto X Harem NaruHarem
Crossover - Naruto & Fable - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 131,506 - Reviews: 553 - Favs: 1,367 - Follows: 1,266 - Updated: 1/10/2014 - Published: 12/26/2010
Stand Ins and Stunt Doubles by dogbertcarroll reviews
Alcohol kills brain cells and magic wipes memories, so why in the world would he rely on either one? Because there just aren't any other options. Xander's quest to clear his mind and evict past tenants may just change the world more than it changes him!
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,509 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 625 - Follows: 581 - Updated: 1/9/2014 - Published: 12/6/2013
Jokers Wild by dogbertcarroll reviews
Naruto's an old soul, but the seal on his former life begins to wear away under the pressure revealing someone... much like himself!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,338 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 1,006 - Follows: 1,036 - Updated: 12/30/2013 - Published: 12/9/2013 - Naruto U.
Slaves of the Saimin Jutsu by malfoydraco16 reviews
Naruto is the last heir of the Senju Clan, a clan that quite isn't what it seems to be. The Senju were known to be one of the more moral ninja clans, but that was just a cover for what lay beneath. They were willing to do anything to make sure that they didn't die out. If that meant enslaving concubines, so be it. What happens when Naruto finds the jutsu to do it?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,737 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 12/7/2013 - Naruto U.
Uncrowned Lord of Azkaban by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
At the end of first year eleven-year-old Harry is arrested for killing Quirrell. In Azkaban he befriends the Dementors, meets his godfather, institutes a regular poker game and ponders the question of a union for Dementors. Crack!fic. Obviously.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,365 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 1,827 - Follows: 1,894 - Updated: 11/28/2013 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Harry P.
And Another Thing I Hate About You! by Ironbear reviews
"Tiny men with hard hats and jackhammers were at work in his skull, his mouth was an ashtray, he had a ring on his finger, a warm pleasant weight on his chest and a distinct feeling he'd done... something last night. Or maybe someone..."
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 39 - Words: 235,923 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 11/16/2013 - Published: 9/6/2013 - [Xander H., Cordelia C.] - Complete
Harry Potter and the Swarm by Beyogi reviews
Harry is fed up with watching memories about Voldemort in Dumbledores pensieve. Watching movies in holographic quality doesn't help him survive whatever the Dark Lord has planned next. Looking for help, Harry stumbles into the Room of Requirement, finding a mysterious book about summoning rituals... The Zerg are a mighty help indeed, but this help doesn't come cheap. Please R&R.
Crossover - Harry Potter & StarCraft - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 19 - Words: 92,621 - Reviews: 794 - Favs: 1,470 - Follows: 1,663 - Updated: 10/20/2013 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Harry P., Overmind
Justice or Vengeance? by Codename-ShadowFox reviews
What if Naruto discovered a few unsavory truths early on that made him distrustful to Konoha's higher-ups. What will he do when Akatsuki comes knocking at his door during his search for Tsunade? Will he remain loyal to the Leaf or offer his bijuu for a chance at revenge? Now rated M. Very AU and very OOC. Dark! Naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 13 - Words: 38,603 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 369 - Updated: 10/18/2013 - Published: 8/16/2013 - Naruto U., Akatsuki, Menma U., OC
Xander of the Red Robes by Diresquirrel reviews
Jesse bought the costumes. It was too late to change into something else, and so Xander was stuck with face paint and hourglass contact lenses. Slightly AU for Buffy. Halloween fic for Halloween.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Dragonlance - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 31,405 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 10/1/2013 - Published: 10/24/2011 - Xander H., Raistlin
Crush by dogbertcarroll reviews
A one shot BtVS/JLU crossover that I decided not to continue, but a decent one shot. An increasingly mislabeled one-shot Continued by popular demand.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Justice League - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,899 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 738 - Follows: 449 - Updated: 9/30/2013 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Xander H. - Complete
Naruto Bindas! by Ginzo reviews
Naruto understands the secret behind shadow clones after the preliminary fights. What can the #1 unpredictable ninja accomplish in the two months before chunin exam finals? Watch Naruto as he deals with the hardship of being a human sacrifice and attains power that is unheard of. Toss in a lost bloodline and you have a frothing cesspit of awesomeness. Try it out!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 48,344 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 507 - Follows: 570 - Updated: 9/26/2013 - Published: 7/14/2013 - Naruto U.
Hollow by Spitzal reviews
Harry hears a strange voice while chasing Bellatrix through the ministry. The consequences are not what anyone expected.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,854 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 224 - Published: 9/22/2013 - Harry P., Orihime I., S. Aizen
Hair of the Grim by Nightmare Sired Muse reviews
They say there are many things a wizard shouldn't do while ridiculously drunk; flying, apparition, and testing unknown spells just to name a few. But as the BWL just learned, listening to one of your equally as drunk godfather's 'brilliant ideas' is another one of the things you just shouldn't do. Powerful-Harry/Lily Evans/Lily Luna Potter pseudo-INCEST Time travel Marauder Era
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 24,213 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 895 - Follows: 1,147 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 7/18/2013 - Harry P., Lily Evans P., Lily Luna P.
Fire That Cleanses Sins by GEDOMAZO10TAILS reviews
Isolated from society, he seeks atonement for his sins. A Harry-is-Zeref fic. Zeref/Ultear/Mirajane/Third-Girl-To-Be-Decided!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,500 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 385 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 12/21/2012 - Harry P., Mirajane S., Ultear M., Mavis V.
Half-Blooded Hurricane by Valkyrie's Vengence reviews
Percy has had a troubling past,and has been abused by her step-father, Mentally, Physical, and Emotionally. Journey with Percy as she struggles overcoming her abuse, as well as her sexuality. So just hop in and fasted your seat belts, and enjoy the ride.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,677 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 9/18/2013 - Published: 12/9/2012 - Percy J., Artemis
Guilty as charged by Shreve reviews
What if Harry decides to screw everyone's plans? This story starts at his trial. Warning, he is rich and powerful! This was just something that popped into my head. I am trying to just write everything from Harry's point of view. My writing skill isn't the highest, so prepare yourself for grammar mistakes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,453 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 438 - Updated: 9/13/2013 - Published: 4/22/2013
Take Me and Stake Me! by Ironbear reviews
An off handed, half serious, half sarcastic comment takes root in a certain cheerleader's mind and changes the nature of her and Xander's relationship... PWMP: Porn With Minimal Plot.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 34,701 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 9/5/2013 - Published: 8/25/2013 - [Xander H., Cordelia C.] - Complete
Baby Madness by Saria19 reviews
Szayel Aporro's experiments turn Ichigo into a baby. The Espada, Aizen, Gin, and Tousen all have to take turns watching him.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 54,147 - Reviews: 931 - Favs: 903 - Follows: 758 - Updated: 9/1/2013 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Ichigo K.
Dawn of the Vizard Kitsune: by the-phantomraven reviews
On the night of graduation Naruto died, but he wouldn't stay that way for to long for that night gave birth to a new legend Enter The Bloody storm. Heavy Bleach X-over Slight X-overs with bits of multiple series. NarutoXharem Super strong Naruto/villains now with the repairs it needed
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 31,634 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 8/28/2013 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Save Me From Darkness by GateMasterGreen reviews
Due to his harsh childhood, Naruto's mind drifts further into darkness. To save him it will take the help of 4 girls. A girl to freeze him in his tracks to the edge. A girl to help him see through the world's lies. A girl to pull him back from the edge. And a girl to fly him out of the pit of despair. This is his journey away from the edge.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,347 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 8/27/2013 - Published: 6/2/2013 - Naruto U., Haku, Anko M., Kurenai Y.
Be careful what you dress as by kdakmmt reviews
Yahf Xander thought it would be funny to dress up as Buffy for halloween. Little did he know that would change him forever.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,755 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 8/9/2013 - Published: 3/1/2013 - Xander H. - Complete
Konoha's Alchemist by Hagane1 reviews
Losing an arm can be a hard thing, but even then, you can prevail.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 42,081 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 8/5/2013 - Published: 7/16/2013 - Naruto U., Haku
Naruto: The Legendary Saiyan by Namikaze09 reviews
Adopted from TheDemonKingNaruto. A new guardian of the ninja era is born and he is Naruto: The Legacy of the Legendary Saiyan Goku and like his ancestor, will protect the world from utter destruction. Saiyan Naruto, Powerful Naruto, NarutoxHarem.
Crossover - Dragon Ball Z & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 51,669 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 1,213 - Follows: 1,119 - Updated: 6/14/2013 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Goku, Naruto U.
Rise of the Immortal by AkumaKami64 reviews
When Orochimaru sealed off Kyuubi, he awakened a gift given to Naruto by someone that believed Naruto deserved it more then him. Naruto Harem and Badass Naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,499 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 1,613 - Follows: 1,642 - Updated: 5/13/2013 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Naruto U.
A Spark of Genius by michaelsuave reviews
Xander Harris was never called a genius, but after a different choice of Halloween costumes he is hit with a 'spark' of mad genius, the abilities that go with it, and flung into a far different world. Come and enjoy the madness. GirlGenius vers costume.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Justice League - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 532,972 - Reviews: 2614 - Favs: 1,793 - Follows: 1,562 - Updated: 5/12/2013 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Xander H.
Without Hatred by Kubara reviews
AU/OOC When the Kyūbi attacks Konoha he isn't sealed alone. A certain masked man gets sealed as well. How will this change the world of Naruto?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 32 - Words: 93,037 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 2/26/2013 - Published: 1/28/2013 - Naruto U., Tayuya - Complete
Son of War by Drakai reviews
During the first encounter with Zabuza, something happens to Naruto that will change his life forever.
Crossover - Naruto & Darksiders - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,952 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 361 - Updated: 2/9/2013 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Naruto U.
Son of Thrall by Drakai reviews
Naruto is saved on his fifth birhtday by the Warchief. Ten years later, see how the Ninja world does with the new and imorived Naruto, Son of Thrall.
Crossover - Warcraft & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,629 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 2/9/2013 - Published: 8/9/2010 - [Naruto U., Tsume I.] Thrall
Master of Oblivion by Drakai reviews
Jiraiya pushes Naruto in the gorge on the one month brake at the Chunnin Exams. He doesn't summon Gamabunta. Instead he keeps falling. Read and see what he finds in the Darkness of the Abys. Strong\A little Dark\Naruto. Kakashi's a good guy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,798 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 358 - Updated: 2/9/2013 - Published: 4/11/2010 - [Naruto U., Guren]
Demigod by Drakai reviews
Have you ever wondered what would happen if Naruto was found by one of the Ancient Greek Goddesses? Well, let's see, shall we? Warning Smart/Strong/Godlike/Naruto, SauSaku bashing Rated T for safety; NarutoxFemKyuubixOCxLadyxFemHakuxKurenaixMizukage
Crossover - Devil May Cry & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,350 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 1,171 - Follows: 1,004 - Updated: 2/9/2013 - Published: 12/7/2009 - [Lady/Mary, Naruto U., Haku, Kurenai Y.]
Naruto: X by Chrisdz reviews
Kidnapped by Apocalypse at a young age Naruto is rescued by Xavier and Magneto. Now he will grow under the guidance of both leaders. The world will never be the same again. Will go through X-Men Evolution into cannon. Naru/harem
Crossover - X-Men: Evolution & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 63,351 - Reviews: 737 - Favs: 1,682 - Follows: 1,546 - Updated: 1/3/2013 - Published: 10/17/2008 - Naruto U.
A Crime Fitting the Punishment or Dumbledore's Monster by Diresquirrel reviews
Albus Dumbledore gets an unexpected visitor in his office one late summer night. The Headmaster finds himself talking to a monster he never knew could arise from his actions. Darkish.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,081 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 1,155 - Follows: 277 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Albus D. - Complete
Nidaime Rikudo Sennin vs The Avatar by Namikaze09 reviews
Inspired by author Oni Shin. Naruto succeeds in defeating Madara Uchiha and becomes the second vessel for the Jubi. After the process, Naruto finds himself in a world where the warriors can bend the elements. NarutoxHarem REWRITE ON CHAPTERS NarutoxHarem
Crossover - Naruto & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 32,012 - Reviews: 556 - Favs: 1,907 - Follows: 1,771 - Updated: 11/13/2012 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Naruto U., Mai, Ty Lee, Azula
Metal Nin by Firedamaged reviews
Bloodline Naruto has the power to control metal and an inclination towards the powers of SCIENCE! Inspired by Nin Tech, and M Rated because I never know where I'm gonna go with this. Expect humour and crackiness to abound, enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,567 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 640 - Follows: 649 - Updated: 10/30/2012 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Naruto U.
When Genius Meets Death by fokker333 reviews
Ichigo wasn't your everyday fifteen year old teenager. No, he was much more than that. Ichigo was a genius. He could also see ghosts. What happens when a genius with an IQ of over 200 gets thrust into the world of Shinigami? DISCONTINUED, not up for adoption. Idea/original premise is free to use though!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 97,012 - Reviews: 716 - Favs: 858 - Follows: 681 - Updated: 10/8/2012 - Published: 4/30/2012 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Past but Present, No Time For The Future! by soten ni zase hyouketsu reviews
in a world where Madara has collected 8 of the bijuu, Naruto is the only one standing in his way. that is until Madara destroys everything important to him. now after making a deal with the Kyuubi, Naruto is ready for revenge!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 43,108 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
We Are One by Orym Hawksong reviews
IchiRuki What would have happened if Ichigo died during Urahara's training? What are the consequences? Some OOC. A story in which Rukia's rescue has very different results for Kurosaki Ichigo. Please R&R. Future chapters may be rated M.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,975 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Ichigo K., Rukia K.
The First Guardian by Flameal Ashcrow reviews
What if Kurosaki Ichigo was a lot more curious as a child? What if this led to him having an inquisitive mind? Just how much would this change the course of history? Let's find out, shall we? - Slightly AU. Rated M for sexual content and my dirty mouth.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 89,555 - Reviews: 595 - Favs: 1,682 - Follows: 1,636 - Updated: 4/24/2012 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Ichigo K., Rukia K.
Like an Addams by MChristopher reviews
Things go a little worse for Xander the day Jessie dies. Now instead of fulfilling his destiny as a White Knight, Xander models his life after someone just a bit... kookier.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Addams Family - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,524 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 3/30/2012 - Xander H.
The Next Great Annoyance by dogbertcarroll reviews
Graduating from Hogwarts and on the brink of a whole new adventure, Harry finds himself summoned to another world where once more he is asked to put his gollies on the anvil for everyone else. It sucks being the hero sometimes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,414 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 917 - Follows: 1,006 - Updated: 2/3/2012 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Harry P.
The Art of Torture and Recovery by Lightningwolf325 reviews
Year 5. Harry is overwhelmed-between evil detention, Voldemort, and sneering classmates, he can hardly contain his frustration. The dark magic in the quill is affecting him badly, and soon he may snap. Can McGonagall, Ron, and Hermione help him in time?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,136 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 8/8/2011 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Harry P., Minerva M.
Just a bit Old Fashioned by Godogma reviews
Xander feeling abandoned by his friends realizes that Buffy isn't the only Summers girl that can make you crash a skateboard.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Misc. Movies - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,205 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 732 - Follows: 765 - Updated: 7/3/2011 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Xander H.
Spliced! by Godogma reviews
Demonic bloodlines lie dormant in many of their descendants until the proper trigger is found.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,931 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 430 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Xander H.
Adventurers and Adversaries: Hellmouth Edition by dogbertcarroll reviews
Willow gets Xander an RPG game for his birthday, but nothing is ever normal when the Hellmouth is involved.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,661 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 4/8/2011 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Xander H., Willow R.
It's an Ant! by LenkaJeneva reviews
A funny little one shot during Harry's second year Defense Against the Dark Arts class. Lockhart never knew what hit him.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,337 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 38 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Harry P., Parvati P. - Complete
The Nargles In the Air by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Luna had a growth spurt. Harry notices. Sixth Year AU, HarryLuna, Lemon warning, no longer a one shot. Enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,447 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 971 - Follows: 634 - Updated: 12/18/2010 - Published: 11/23/2010 - Harry P., Luna L.
Eternal Sonata by The Greatest of These is Love reviews
Harry Potter and Sirius Black were sent to Azkaban after the Department of Mysteries. There, his sanity and control over his magic were stripped from him. Can he ever be sane again? Does he even want to? HarryxFleur Delacour
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,527 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 8/25/2010 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Harry P., Fleur D.
Big Red by El Duque reviews
Naruto's body was destroyed when he was eight years old. Lukily, the unfriendly neighborhood demon gave him a new one. Now, Naruto goes through life as a 500 foot tall fox. Naruto X Multiple Women.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 37,300 - Reviews: 667 - Favs: 1,212 - Follows: 1,243 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Naruto U.
Heroes Heir by JMD-009 reviews
Two of the world's greatest heroes have a son. Too bad they have no idea. Xander's life just got a whole lot more complicated.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & DC Superheroes - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,509 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 5/18/2009 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Xander H.
The Book of Dobby: Per Arcana ad Astra by Doghead Thirteen reviews
There's only so far you can push anyone before they'll push back, and Harry's been pushed too far. Between that and Dobby's form of mad proving contagious, things are about to get violent. ABANDONED.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 28,963 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 448 - Updated: 12/2/2008 - Published: 10/2/2008
Hokage To Be by Ninja's Ghost reviews
When Naruto steals the Forbidden Scroll he learns more than Kage Bunshin. Watch as he discovers what it really means to be Hokage, and what he does to reach his dream. NaruxHina. Sasuke bashing along with slight Sakura bashing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 65,097 - Reviews: 627 - Favs: 1,335 - Follows: 1,554 - Updated: 11/23/2008 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Tipsy Time Travel Tale by Yunaine reviews
Harry gets dragged back in time to change the future. He has no intention of taking anything lying down again and decides to have some fun. - Set during all Hogwarts school years; Harry/Luna; Parody
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,217 - Reviews: 752 - Favs: 2,205 - Follows: 2,602 - Updated: 11/16/2008 - Published: 10/14/2008 - [Harry P., Luna L.]
One Small Step by Shawny Wong reviews
What if Hinata had actually found the courage to approach Naruto at the Academy? How would befriending him change their lives? Drastic changes are the result of one small step. NaruHina. Written for the Thirty Kisses community on Live Journal.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 49,707 - Reviews: 921 - Favs: 1,526 - Follows: 1,459 - Updated: 9/7/2008 - Published: 3/18/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
No More Underwear by recodan reviews
Naruto goes though some changes. And stuff happens. Seriously freaky stuff. Don't read unless you like weird. Rating may change.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,134 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 359 - Updated: 3/10/2008 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Naruto U., Anko M.
Luna's Hubby by Meteoricshipyards reviews
7 year old Luna wants a husband, and she wants one now. With the unintended help of her befuddled father, she kidnaps Harry Potter. Idea and 1st chapter by Roscharch's Blot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 195,952 - Reviews: 2034 - Favs: 3,743 - Follows: 1,700 - Updated: 1/14/2008 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Odd Companions by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
When Harry begins at Hogwarts, he brings a disconcerting friend, the Grim Reaper himself. WIP Chapter five substantially added to as of 1st Jan 08!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,785 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 546 - Follows: 810 - Updated: 6/11/2007 - Published: 6/20/2006 - Harry P.
Extra Flamey by Mike McD reviews
A very quick Halloween fic. Imagine that certain clothes from the future end up in Ethan’s shop.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,678 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/16/2006 - Published: 7/12/2005 - Xander H., Tara M.
Xander Harris and the Antediluvian Tome by Lochar reviews
Xander, bored out of his mind during a slow period on the Hellmouth, picks up and reads one of Giles' books. Poor Xander
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,487 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 4/4/2006 - Published: 1/24/2006 - Xander H.