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Joined 04-10-12, id: 3902595, Profile Updated: 04-25-12
Author has written 13 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers.

My name ... is none of your business! I will say though that I am female.

My age ... same. (And if you were a gentleman like England you wouldn't be asking a lady her age! ;p)

My date of birth ... that would be utterly stupid to tell you since I previously said my age is none of your fucking business

My love life ... who seriously gives a damn?

About me ... I FUCKING LOVE HETALIA!!! I'm multinational but mostly French and British (focus on the English and Scottish side - Hell yeah for Scotland! People tend to forget it exists! NO, it's NOT part of England! GET A MAP!!!) I'm pro world peace ... except in Hetalia otherwise what would I have to write about, honestly! I loooove to write! No kidding. That's kind of the point of this website. And otherwise, my other hobbies are:

Eating and cooking good food (pasta and chocolate included XD), sleeping ... a lot (and not at night), drawing, reading, watching random animes and wandering what the fuck I do with my life, travelling (I do that whenever I can, meaning during holidays when I'm not studying), meeting people and learning stuff (totally random stuff or very useful stuff both alike), and I like to dance (I really do even though I've never actually taken any lessons ... yet).

I tend to be easy-going, open-minded, honest (sometimes a bit too honest), blunt (again a bit too blunt) and liberal. I somehow tend to offend people (not that I mean to, I just do) by being over-sarcastic and a bit mean. Black British humor. Deal with it. I can talk about anything. Literally anything. No taboos (sex included. Yeah I'm French and we don't actually see why people are so fucking embarrassed and stuck up when talking or joking about it. It's not that big a deal, you know).

I am NOT religious and don't plan of becoming it anytime soon (sorry but I don't think I need to be saved). I don't have a problem with other people believing, lots of my friends are believers (and for some I mean REALLY believers) and it doesn't make them any less my friends whether they are Christian, Muslim, Jewish (... wait, I don't think I know any Jews yet), Buddhist (none of those either) or whatever, I don't care! If you want to believe in the beardy guy (or girl. I don't see why God should be a man) in the sky, by all means go ahead! I won't stop you but you will not convince me (or save me or whatever)! Freedom of faith and so on. You could believe in one or 42 gods or even the Spaghetti monster for all I care. If I had to choose, I'd go for that one. Hurray for Pasta!!!

Okay, now that I have potentially offended more than half of the planet (I did say that I tend to do that ... sorry folks), if you're still reading my Ô so boring life biography then you understood the irony and good for you! ;)

I'm hard-working and perfectionist. I'm loyal and not afraid to stand up for my beliefs of friends. I'm a pacifist (fighting is not the answer) but I might kick your arse if you push me too far. But I haven't done that very often. Good self control! Very good self-control (I have too, dealing with my little sister. I'm not exaggerating. You have no idea)! People's first impression of me is that I'm quiet and sweet ... I am not. I'm not sweet as proven by the way I seem to be too blunt and have offend or pissed off most people I met and probably even you people reading this right now. Again, I don't actually try to be mean. I seriously don't. I'm just stating my opinion. And I'm not quiet. Set me in a debate chamber and you'll have one hell of a speech. Actually you don't even need the chamber.

On the bright side (yes, there is one), I'm of gentle nature and people say I'm too nice for my own good. I help people all the fucking time. I try not to but I just do! If you ask me a favor, I'll fucking do it in the blink of an eye even if it's completely crazy and insane and I totally disagree with it and I will tell you so but I'll still do it anyway. Yeah, I know it's weird. Self-torture. X( Stupid me!

Oh! One more thing: I'm unusually mature for my age. People always think I'm older than I am. I'm guessing it shows from my little speech above. Besides that, I've got brown hair and brown eyes. There.

And that's all folks!

... Fuck I talk way too much.

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Our Downfall by Azurey Skies reviews
"We're each other's downfall" Spain and England are forced to be married to each other when their monarchs sought marriage. Spain is acting and England is not buying. But, what if Spain's acting is his true feeling? Will England fall for it? SpXfem!UK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 77,561 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 6/21/2014 - Published: 6/21/2011 - England/Britain, Spain
Love is Blind But Also Oblivious by pikachucrazy23 reviews
Many students attending Hetalia Academy have their eyes set on a certain Brit, only problem is said Brit is too oblivious to notice the other students' dishonest intentions WorldxUk Multi-pairing Hetero, yaoi
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,927 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 11/9/2013 - Published: 4/7/2013 - N. Italy, England/Britain, America, Prussia
Germany's Family by Switzy Fangirl reviews
Germany grew up with Prussia as the closest thing to father in his life. Who would have thought FRANCE was the closest thing to a mother? Story has a 3 part prologue, then gets into modern day. Modern day: Prussia is still trying to tame France and Germany still just wants a mom. Prance Family. Ambroise is a friend of France's, a witch, who catches Germany's eye. Modern day to.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,124 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/28/2013 - Published: 3/30/2013 - Germany, France, Prussia
Supressed Memories by lilywhitlockhaletheblackrose reviews
Gilberts been dead for two years now and Elizabeth is still trying to learn how to breath again, but who is this new kid? and why does he remind her so much of Gilbert? and why doesnt he know about his past? and what about this mysterious person who is after Elizabeth? Pruk Fem!England
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,653 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/20/2013 - Published: 9/25/2012 - England/Britain, Prussia
You'd Miss Me If I Was Gone by J.E.McCormickGal reviews
"In comparison to some other countries, a far larger percent of Scotland's population had been lost in WW2, brave men in the first line of battle, leaving the nation weak, injured – he'd been near death. Perhaps, England thought as he approached his brother's door, this is all my fault, for always sending him in first..." Scotland and England brotherly stuff.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 858 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/25/2012 - England/Britain, Scotland
The Child Gladiator by Ms. Britain reviews
"300 days in captivity, countless lives whose blood is on my hands, and I haven't even had my sixth birthday yet." What if when Rome conquered England, France, Spain, and Germanica, they were forced to fight in the Coliseum? What if in the present, Rome came back from the dead and wanted to kill the Child Gladiator responsible for his downfall: England? The Gladiator fights again!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,804 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 10/7/2012 - Published: 6/23/2012 - England/Britain, Ancient Rome
Haunted Love by Spheral3 reviews
Fed up of the ghosts that follow him and interrupt his life, Arthur seeks a guardian to protect him from the dead and their needs. He never dreamed of who would end up protecting him, not in a million years... more inside, hiatus
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 67,858 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 5/6/2012 - Published: 8/3/2010 - England/Britain, Prussia
Doctors and Nurses by Capriccio Farce reviews
She does not care about love until she met Dr. Arthur whom change her opinion on love. In order for a closer relationship, she joins the audition in search of the doctor's assistant. In order for that, she had to leave her friend who had a crush on her.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 727 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/30/2011 - England/Britain, Seychelles
Here We Go Again by Jet Set Radio Yoyo reviews
Russia has been turned into a child again, but Ukraine and Belarus have been turned into children as well. England has made it his job to take care of them until they can be turned back to normal... Sequel to Frozen Sunflowers.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,777 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 5/22/2011 - Published: 3/12/2011 - England/Britain, Russia
Frozen Sunflowers by Jet Set Radio Yoyo reviews
Due to a series of unforeseen events, Russia ends up being turend into a child and the only one who can take care of him is England. Will England be able to take care of the chibi nation without losing his mind? Well, there is only one way to find out...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 47,681 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 3/12/2011 - Published: 10/19/2010 - England/Britain, Russia - Complete
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Out of Bounds reviews
The BTT is known for its unbreakable friendship that can survive time and wars. Nothing can break those three apart. Nothing. Nothing except perhaps ... one rule. One unbreakable rule. "No dating out of bounds." Now, what would happen if that rule were to be broken?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,972 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 1/2 - Published: 11/29/2014 - England/Britain, France, Prussia, Spain
From A to O reviews
In a futuristic world, where status and race means everything, where social class rules the system, where being different or slightly odd is a curse. What can Feliciano Vargas do to escape his hell? He was just unlucky. Unlucky enough to be born an Alfa. He should have been an Omega. He was unlucky ... until he meets a very unusual Omega. Omegaverse (because I felt like trying it)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 119,521 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 1/2 - Published: 10/13/2013 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano, England/Britain, France
The Door on Time reviews
There is a door locked away in a castle that doesn't exist. This door should never, ever, be unlocked. Why? Because Time is dangerous to play with. Arthur prays he can fix this before another dead bastard rises from the dead. As if the Roman Bastard wasn't enough already! And if Alistair finds out ... ah, too late. [Sequel to Land of Legends and Secrets] - Various Pairings -
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 54,420 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/3/2014 - Published: 7/2/2013 - N. Italy, England/Britain, Ancient Rome, Scotland
Entre Vichy et De Gaulle reviews
1940- France Fell under Nazi Occupation. The North under German ruling the South a Collaborating Vichy. Across the Chanel, Resistance moves in shadows while the people remain passively quiet. Can you imagine it? The throbbing headache that prevents you from sleeping? Germany can't even begin to imagine. France can't begin to forget. GerFra- Violence and War- Rated M for a reason
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 29,057 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/7/2014 - Published: 5/10/2014 - [Germany, France] England/Britain, Prussia - Complete
What it means to be a big brother reviews
Scotland isn't known to be the best brother in the world. Quite the opposite. But what happens when he learns that his little brother has become the love interest of half the countries on the globe? A not too happy Scotty is the world's worse nightmare!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 40 - Words: 103,896 - Reviews: 555 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 362 - Updated: 1/14/2014 - Published: 4/13/2012 - England/Britain, Scotland - Complete
Land of legends and secrets reviews
Do you believe in magic? They didn't either. Not one. Not until they came across that strange girl in a blue dress haunting this more than suspicious castle on the Anglo-Scottish border. None of the 11 countries believed in magic. Nor could they ever imagine that "games" could be this dangerous. Shall we play?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 77,613 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/25/2013 - Published: 12/31/2012 - N. Italy, England/Britain, Scotland - Complete
Your Precious Existence reviews
I hate you! I hate you all! Why am I here? What's the point if everybody hates me! Everybody ... The world would be much better off without me! Wouldn't it? - "Thank you! I'm so glad I met you, love!" - Wouldn't it ...?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 129,091 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 8/17/2012 - [England/Britain, Spain] S. Italy/Romano, Scotland - Complete
Broken Wall reviews
9th November 1989 ... Germany will never forget that day. Nor will he forget that other day when the blond Englishman showed up at his place for no other reason than "just visiting". Visiting? Yes, England is indeed visiting. He just isn't visiting Germany ... but his memories. Memories of a similar wall at another time. Similar yet different. Because that wall never fell ...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,757 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/9/2012 - England/Britain, Germany - Complete
Love is an incurable sickness reviews
England is sick. And the last thing he wants to see is the grinning Spaniard at his door ... well, aside the fact that Antonio isn't grinning at all. Is the idiot sick too? Must be. Why else would he show up and ... and ... be so nice to him? But why has Antonio ... lost his smile?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,095 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/5/2012 - England/Britain, Spain - Complete
You look beautiful when I'm drunk reviews
Germany is the only virgin of Europe. Quite a shocking and humiliating discovery for the German nation. Depressed, he did what any normal, depressed, self-ashamed man would do in such a case: Drink. And then, England walks in the pub. "Sex is fun! Once you try it, it'll feel so good you'll never want to stop!" Oh god ... what did he do!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,477 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/5/2012 - England/Britain, Germany - Complete
Telephone reviews
Drrrriiinnng Drrriiiinnng Drrriiiinnng ... "Allo? Th'is Bunny Arty's house! Who tha fuck are ye?" England x World! Just a quick one-shot for a good laugh!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,524 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 22 - Published: 9/5/2012 - England/Britain, Scotland - Complete
Rose of Passion reviews
Antonio is a Spanish teacher in a school and Arthur is his newly transferred student. Antonio hates Arthur for no apparent reason but ... does he really hate him? In this story our wonderful countries are just normal, average, boring humans. Enjoy
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 41,650 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 5/6/2012 - Published: 4/13/2012 - England/Britain, Spain - Complete
Two Words for a Heart reviews
When England turns up on Spain's door step, the latter never expected his former rival to request a favor from him: "You want to learn Spanish!" Boy x boy fiction. Don't like, don't read!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,540 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/13/2012 - England/Britain, Spain - Complete