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Hi! I'm Erin.
I'm a GIGANTIC Hunger Games fan. I strictly ship Katniss/Peeta. Sometimes Finnick/Annie. I am pretty much obsessed with this trilogy. (: Yeah. USA! Not a massive One Direction fan like most of you girls over there. Don't be afraid to admit. For me, its all about The Jonas Brothers. they are making another ALBUMM! I don't freak over a lot of things. Except for the things that I just told you about. The Hunger Games! HAILLL YEAAAH. I don't get to write stories, i'm not the most talented writer around. I do like to dance though. 8 years! Haha. I guess you say dance makes me happy like when Peeta is baking. Yeah. BEST METAPHOR EVER.
How to know if you are OBSESSED with The Hunger Games
1. If you are having ANY sort of competition, you recite the rules and end with "And may the odds be ever in your favor!"
2. You want to own a mockingbird so you can tell everybody that it's a Mockingjay
3. You will buy any sort of Hunger Games merchandise (t-shirts, key chains, mockingjay pins, etc)
4. You cried when Rue died
5. You were extremely mad that Finnick and Prim's deaths were both like, a line long
6. You named your cat Buttercup
7. You have a sudden interest in Archery, climbing, etc.
8. You love pita bread
9. You have written/submitted to an SYOT
10. You memorized Rue's lullaby/The Hanging Tree and gave it your own tune
11. You hear a song, and automatically think that it would be perfect for a specific character
12. You like to wear your hair in a braid
13. You have a friend named Peter and you have accidentally (or on purpose) called him Peeta
14. You wonder how Suzanne Collins thought up so many strange names
15. You can't wait for the movie sequel to come out on November 23, 2013
16. You eat too much and think of how you're such a Capitol person
17. You try to just ignore the nude scenes in Catching Fire
18. You screamed when Peeta died in Catching Fire
19. Then cried when Finnick brought him back to life
20. If someone asks for your address, you say "District 12"
21. You've wondered what squirrel tastes like
22. THG has made you laugh, cry, scream, and throw things across the room, but you stuck with it till the end, and are glad now that you did.
23. You've loved Haymitch, hated Haymitch, and been extremely mad at Haymitch
24. You see a wasps nest and run off screaming "TRACKER JACKERS!!!! DON'T KILL ME!!!"
25. You hate that people are comparing THG to Twilight (which is obviously not even close to The Hunger Games in quality of story)
26. You wonder what Katniss and Peeta named their kids
27. You wonder what happened to Gale at the end of Mockingjay
28. You either love Johanna, or hate Johanna. There's no in between
29. You have parts of the book memorized
30. You're trying to convince your parents to buy you a goat
32. You get defensive when people say "Peeta? Like the bread?"
33. You can't look at roses the same way ever again
34. You have frequent cravings for sugar cubes
35. You've started to train because you know you'd be the first one to die in the arena
36. You've beeen looking EVERYWHERE for nightlock, or a berry that resembles it
35. You do a double take everytime someone says the words 'mutt', 'bread' or 'Capitol'
36. You'll breathe a sigh of relief on your 19th birthday
37. You have a perfect score on the 'Hunger Games Survival test'
38. When someone asks you for advice, you say "Stay alive."
39. When friends or even strangers tell you that they haven't read the book, you throw the whole trilogy at them
40. You instantly get confused when you meet a girl named Gale
41. The most romantic gesture someone could do for you is give you a dandelion or throw bread at you
42. You wish you were a character in the book, until you remember they're in a fight to the death
43. You want to strangle people who say they don't 'get it'
44. You assume that it's always appropriate to quote the book
45. Instead of 'true or false' you say 'real or not real'
46. Your wardrobe is based around fire
47. You start crying hysterically when someone says the word 'hijack'
48. You associate the Capitol with crazy style and dyed hair, not Washington D.C. or the Capitol building
49. You think drunk people give great advice
50. No matter what is going on, you always compare EVERYTHING in life to The Hunger Games
Write down the names of 12 of your favorite people. They can be from a(n) (band, tv show, book, movie, etc.)
1 Peeta Mellark (The Hunger Games)
2 Katniss Everdeen (The Hunger Games)
3 Finnick Odair (The Hunger Games)
4 Maddie Ziegler (Dance Moms)
5 Nick Jonas (The Jonas Brothers)
6 Johanna Mason (The Hunger Games)
7 Chloe Lukasiak (Dance Moms
8 Haymitch Abernathy ( The Hunger Games)
9 Primrose Everdeen (The Hunger Games)
10 Joe Jonas (The Jonas Brothers)
11 Niall Horan (One Direction
12 Hermione Granger (Harry Potter)
1. Have you ever though of Six and Eleven as best friends?
AHAH, Johanna would use her axe for Niall to stop singing.
2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Uhh. I'm not a pedophile, and i am not gay,
3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Wouldn't it be the other way around? And Haymitch, I knew you were drunk, but not drunk enough to get a wizard pregnant.
4. Can you recall an awesome thing about Nine?
She's brave, and strong like her sister.
5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
NO. They shared a room together but nothing would happen. Katniss has Peeta, and I don't think Johanna is gay,.
6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
That's hard. Either he's a pedophile, or he fell for his older brother. So you tell me.
7. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Peeta/Haymitch. No way in hell. Unless some perv came along...
8. What score would you give to Five if you were the Gamemaker?
4. Sorry Nick, but you can't serenade someone to death,.
9. (1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (6), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (12).
Peeta and Chloe are in a happy relationship until Prim runs off with 7. Peeta, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Niall and a brief affair with Johanna, then follows the wide advide of Nick, and finds true love with Hermione.
I swear this is all just wrong...
10. Does anyone on your friends’ list read 3 hot?
I BET ALL OF THEM DOO
11. Does anyone on your friends’ list write or draw eleven?
Not that I know of.
14. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Chloe would be terrified. SHES JUST AN ELEVEN YEAR OLD GIRL.
15. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve in a love scene
Chloe dances her way into Hermione's pants.
16. What would be a good pick up line for ten to use on two?
I don't know. But I do know that Joe would try to use a corny stupid pick up line and Katniss would shoot him with her bow and arrow in the neck.
17. What would be a good title for this?
18. How would you feel if Seven/Eight were in a fight?
I wouldn't be surprised. Chloe would try to take away Haymitch's liquor.
19. What would you think if you found (5) was a really good friend of a sibling or relative of yours?
20. How would you react if you saw (8) and (11) in a closet together with a rubber ducky?
AHAHA OHMYGOD. I wouldnt e surprised AT ALL.
21. How would you feel if (2) dissed you in the worst possible way ever?
I shouldve seen something coming. She's Katniss!
22. You just came home from school and all of your friends hate you, your teacher just gave you an F on the most important project of the year (just imagine it happened for the smart alecks out there), and your parents have grounded you as your teacher had already called and told them of your grade. You open the door to your bedroom and you find (10) rummaging through your stuff. What do you do?
I would make Joe sing for me.
23. What would you think if (1) was emo and had tried to slit his/her wrists? If (1) is already emo/slit his/her wrists already, what would you think if (1) became the most optimistic person in the world?
Peeta is too happy! No. Unless that's what he did after the train ride home to D12.
24. What would you feel this second if (4) gave you a daisy right now?
Uhh. Maddie, i think you are a great dancer and all, but no thanks.
25. (6) has just stolen your hairbrush. What is the first thing you would say?
You can keep it.
26. (7), (9), and (4) have banded together at 3 in the morning and start to sing the most annoying song you know as loud as they can, waking you up. What is the first thing you think?
I would yell but they would all start giggling. They're all little girls. Theyre cute. You can't stay mad at some cute little girls. Okay.
27. What if (2) and (11) were your teachers?
I would ask Katniss to teach me how to shoot some squirrels, & I would ask Niall to sing for me
28. What would (8) say if (1) and (5) got married?
Damn boy! I thought you wanted Katniss!
29. Would (2) most likely be related to (10) or (9)?
Katniss is already related to Prim (9)
30. What would (6) most likely be buying at Target?
A toy axe for her children.
31.The end! By the way, I set you up on a date with 3.
OMG I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU.
1 woke you up in the middle of the night?
I would say, "You having nightmares, Peetie?"
Number 2 asked you to go out with him?
Katniss is no him. And no, I'm not gay.
Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?
Finnick would try to act pervy. The capitol is probably watching him.
4 announced he's going to marry 9 tomorrow?
Uh. You guys are a bit too young.
5 cooked you dinner?
I love your cooking Nick.
6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?
I wouldn't mess with her.
7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?
CHLOE IS RELATED TO ME? HOLY SHIT YOU GOTTA TEACH ME HOW TO DANCE LIKE THAT.
8 got into the hospital somehow
Probably by drinking too much liquor.
9 made fun of your friends?
Prim made fun of my friends? I don't think so. Probably vise versa.
10 ignored you all the time?
I'M SORRY JOE WHATEVER I DID.
You're on a vacation with number 3 and manage to break your leg. What does 3 do?
Well gee. Thanks Finnick. He would i dunno, cover it up with a net? Or bandage?
You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?
Be like me, screaming.
You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?
Laugh at me, but then probably be caring i guess.
You're about to marry number 10. What's 6's reaction?
What does she care?
You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?
Try to comfort me.
You're angry about it afterward, how does 8 calm you down?
He would be like "Stop being so tense sweetheart, have a drink"
You compete in some tournament. How does 9 support you?
She will do everything to encourage me.
You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?
Laugh along with me like a stupid person.
Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?
Why not?!?! Peeta, is brave, charming, good with words, and he knows to tell the truth without hurting someone. He's the complete package! Who wouldn't want Peeta?
2 tells you about his deeply hidden love for number 9. Your reaction?
You're dating number 3 and introduce him to your parents. Will they get along?
Hmm maybe! If Finnick doesnt act all flirty with my mom.
Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean?
Best friends! HAHAH.
Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?
You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?
She;s probably thinking how stupid i look, butshe won't say anything.
Number 8 thinks he'll never get a girlfriend. What will you tell him?
HELL YEAH YOU WONT.
Number 9 gives you a bagel. Do you eat it?
No, i can't take a bagel from Prim! I let her keep it! Unless she insists..
10 wants money and decides to get a job at Chuck E' Cheeses. How long does he/she stay?
He would stay long enough to be promoted to the manager. JOE LOVES THAT PLACE.
1 offers you a CD. Considering his tastes, do you listen to it?
Yeah! Of couuurrse!
4 slaps 9 with a fish for going out with 7.
Hey. Maddie, i thought you and Prim were best friends. You guys should all go together!
5 Comes up to you wearing a big pink dress. What's your reaction?
Nick, you look stunning.
6 cusses 2 out in German. 3 is secretly watching from behind a bush. What does she do?
Katniss would start eavesdropping.
8 reads your Fanfictions and complains. What is it about?
he's just mad that he's always drunk in my story. BECAUSE HE IS!
9 can't stand 1, so how does she get his revenge when he spills soda all over him?
Peeta would think it was an accident and be all selfless again. *sigh* Oh peeta..
Number 3 decides to go swimming. Do you go with him?
HECK YES. WHAT KIND OF IDIOT REFUSES TO GO SWIMMING WITH THE FINNICK ODAIRR??!?!?!?
4 and 7 compete on DDR. Who wins?
5 is having a birthday party and he picks a theme. What is it?
6 and 1 have a deep conversation. What is it most likely about?
Johanna is probably giving him advise about Katnsis.
7 stalks 10 home. 9 sees this. What does he do?
Prim, being herself would giggle and tease Chloe about this crush on Niall.
1,3,5,6 each want to kill 4. Why?
They are just jealous Maddie can dance and they cant.
5 and 6 each get accepted into separate rival secret organizations bent on creating a hobo-powered death beam before the other does! WHAT HAPPENS!!
4 dies, how does 1 and 10 react to it?
Peeta would still go to her funeral. He would think, no one deserves to die. & Joe would be like, BYE.
If 2 asked a random question to 10, what would 10 answer?
Something really stupid.
6 is stuck in a cave with a huge monster. There is a sword s/he can use to fight against it, but it's lying on the other side of a pit of tarantulas and 9's boogers. Does he make a reach for the sword, and can he fight back against the monster?
She does reach for the sword. She's Johanna Mason for goodness sakes! SHE'S BEEN IN THE HUNGER GAMES TWICE. AND HELL YEAH SHE CAN.