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Author has written 14 stories for Shugo Chara!, Maximum Ride, Adventure Time with Finn and Jake, and Batman the Animated Series.

Put me in a straight jacket. Feed me to the sharks. Kill me. Just don't hurt my twin.

Random X.Q fAct: We are actually two separate writers! X is a 15 year old boy and Q a 15 year old girl we're twins!

Update: ...

Location: -Read in Achmed voice- You stalker

Rules of the twins we follow:

1. Thou shall not harass thy brother/sister

2. Thou shalt play nicely with each other unless rule no. 10 takes place.

3. Thy shalt keep toys separate

4. Hugs are welcome; kisses are not

5. Thy shalt believe power rangers are horrible period.

6. Twins must support the others decisions.

7. Thou shalt remember birthdays and presents ALWAYS!

8. In which the earth is invaded (Or your in danger) thou shalt not leave their twin behind

9. For Girls: Falling in love with thy brother and getting jealous is wrong. For Guys: Same thing.

10. If a prank war bursts out randomly (or planned) this rule overpowers rule no. 2.

The black diamond twins

OCs mainly used:

Xena Quinn: Daughter of Joker and Harley Quinn a.k.a Cirque Xe Quinn

Maria Akuma: Daughter of Sai Akulast future demon queen

Akuma Reino: Son of Reino from Skip Beat brother of Megumi Reino

Gumichi Jichi: Neice of Ice King gender bent of Gertrude

Gertrude Jichi: Nephew of Ice Queen Gender bent of Gumichi

Erik Isely: Son of Poison Ivy his dad is unknow.

Megumi Reino: daughter of Reino from Skip Beat sister of Akuma Reino

Okay its done. go home now :3

current obsessions: Batman (the batman, batman tas, batman vs dracula everything! :D except batman beyond), Danny elfman, shugo chara, maximum ride and thats it.

If ya don't like me just leave right now! If ya do... Stay! Have a cup of tea! Or coffee... Or water... MOVING ON!

Um O.o Jingle bells batman smells robin laid an egg the BATMOBILE lost a wheel and the joker got a way!

Sing with me!!!! JINGL. BELLS JOKER IS AWESOME BATMAN SMELLS Something else happened.


Dashing throu the snow in a pair of broken skis all the fields I go bashing through the trees! The snow is turning red I think I lost my head... I woke up in arkham withstitches on my neck! Ohhhhhhhh Jingle bells jingle bells I got screwed! Dang it Arkham your a mess stop being a wreck!

Lol like my song?

Joker quotes I live by:

[ holds camera facing himself] See, this is how crazy Batman's made Gotham! If you want order in Gotham, Batman must take off his mask and turn himself in. Oh, and every day he doesn't, people will die, starting tonight. I'm a man of my word.

If you're good at something, never do it for free.

What doesn't kill you simply makes you- Stranger.

See, I'm a man of simple tastes. I enjoy dynamite, and gunpowder, and... gasoline!

[sighs] Can't rely on anyone these days, you have to do everything yourself, don't we!

Hey Bats, go easy on him, hmmm? For me...? Oh hell, why do I care? Do your worst!

Poison Ivy: When I finish with Batman, I'll be coming after you, Joker!
The Joker: Will you really. Well, that's gratitude, isn't it? Women! You give'em presents, experimental chemicals and nice costumes and they still turn on you.

Have another joker quote for me? Pm me it!

Riddler: Hey face teach me how to punch a guy!

Two-face: Okay... Ball up you fist, bring it back and assert yourself! [punches a guy and knocks him out]

Riddler: okay let me try!Ball up your fist, bring it back and assert yourself! [hand comes back from guys face all bruised] OW

Rules for being Jokers girlfriend and surviving.

If you are asked to drive him too the bank and then drive him back to the house just do it.

Do not ask to see a magic trick!

If you are asked to see a magic trick just run.

do not wake him up by dressing in a batman costume and yelling "IM BATMAN!"

Play Fun house for Joker while he sleeps (it'll be funny!)

If told to kill batman by one of the goons don't do it! Joker always does it!

If told to do something do it and don't ask any questions

Always be prepared to fight Batsy with your new costume, accent and sweetheart Joker!

If he proposes to you say yes even if you don't mean it.

If you do mean it see rule number 8

If you don't mean it be the loving housewife who takes care of the house and kids while he's off at work doing who knows what!

I hate robin! He deserves to die, have something wrong with that? Too bad!

I love E. nygma and Joker and Jonathon C.

Harley: Hello professor Crane.

Jonathon C: Good evening Child. [to Robin and Batman] WORSHIP ME YOU FOOLS!

Put this on your profile if your in love with the joker.

Put this on your profile if your in love with the scarecrow.

Put this on your profile if you love Riddler.

Put this on your profile if there's some Batman villains you can't stand.

Put this on your profile if you love Batman.

Im a ErikxChristine fan! I love phantom of the opera and they would make a really cute couple! Have a problem with that? Too bad!

Thus the point of no return.

Anyone else find it weird Christine's mom doesn't even stop the phantom from doing anything to Christine? What kind of mom is like that XD

List of things I hate/dislike:

1. Yuri

2. Raoul from POTO

3. Robin/night wing from batman

4. People who call Joker "Clown" his names Joker or Mr.J!

5. This one girl I used to know named Alexie

6. Pickles

7.corny jokes

9. People who don't notice I skipped 8

10. If I continued.

11. You'd be here a whole year.

12. my exes.

Things I love:

1. My haircutting scissors

2. Manga

3. =.=

4. Writing stories

5. Costume designing

6. Playing riddle with my friends.

7. Watching batman

8. Playing Arkham City

9. Family

10. Friends

11. Nothing else.

Ugh you're still here?!

Go away! =.=

Wanna talk? Do a calibration? Need a haircut from a non pro hairstylist Lol not really... Anyways pm me!

I always root for the villains!

Fave Villains:

Poison Ivy, Harley Quinn and Joker= 1

Shock, Lock and Barrel= 2

Oogie Boogie man = 3

Martin from secret of nimh 2 =4


Lich= 6

Lex Luthor= 7 (Anyone who hates superman i love! :D)

Envy Adams = 8

Um thats it...

Fave heroes:

Batman= 1

Jack Skellington = 2

The Avengers (FTW) = 3

The Oracle! = 4

Scott Piligrim = 5

I hate all other heroes besides Finn and Jake!

Heros I really hate:

The flash

Green lantern


Captain Marvel



Step 1: Write down the first syllable of your middle name. If your middle name is only one syllable, then just write down your whole middle name: Ky

Step 2: Write down your favorite kind of plant: Ivy

Step 3: If you're a female under the age of 20, write down the word met. If you're a female above the age of 20, write down the word niss. If you're a male of any age, write down the word petra: Met

Step 4: Write down the first letter of your mother's maiden name: K

Step 5: Write down the first verb that pops into your mind: Write

Step 6: Put #1 and #3 together to form your first name. Kymet

Step 7: Use #4 as the first initial of your middle name. K

Step 8: Put #5 and #2 together to form your last name. Ivywrite

My Result: Kymet K. Ivywrite

Not man. Not woman. But Crona.

My friend once ran away and left me with a criminal =.=

Reposting stuff cuz Q is paranoid:

They hurt her: About six years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by five girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge, the police were called. They went down and brought up 17-year-old Carmen Winstead's body, with her neck broken from hitting the ladder, then the concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone she fell... They believed them.

FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off.

Even Google her name - you'll find this to be true.

If you don't repost this saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep, you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill you

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted," Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceilling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

there were 2 girls

They were looking through peoples

The girl slowly came upon this one

It had creatures in the background and the man
looked like a psycho.

She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was.

Right then, an instant message came up.

It said:

SatanStalker: So how do u like my

XxLoVemExX: What??

XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway??

SatanStalker: Well, you should know;
youre looking at my MySpace right now.

XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro??

SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace.

XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make
any sense, how?

SatanStalker: I just do.

Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you.

Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say.

At the time the girl was wearing high

She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what
ever she could. Her and her friend started to get
worried now.

XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare me.

SatanStalker: You should be afraid.

SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you
just said about me with your friend like a
minute ago.

They were in shock.

Her friend: Holy crap man just block him
hes a psycho!

The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes
watching us?

SatanStalker: I am.

SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really
matter if you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me
from coming to your house.

XxLoVemExX: What? My house?

SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its
not a problem.

XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out.

SatanStalker: Your screen name says
love me, trust me that wont be a problem.

SatanStalker has just signed off.

The girl and her friend were really

Girls friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke from someone.

They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight.

All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok.

Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was
still in the bathroom and was wondering what was up.

She goes and knocks but no one said

she opens it and finds her friend there on
the ground dead. She started to scream but when she
turned around he was there. News the next morning said that there was one girl dead in the bathroom;

her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head.

If you do not repost this in the next two
minutes here will be three men, one in your

one in your room, and one killing your parents at that
very moment.

Tonight at 1:30am. Well what are you waiting for?

Repost or you are going to die

A SCARY WAY TO BREAK UP!!!!! DO NOT stop reading this or something bad will happen!!!!!!!!

One day, Sarah was walking home from school when her boyfriend drove by and honked at her to get in. She got in his car and he drove her to the lake. Her boyfriend said he was going to tell her something very important.

Sarah could have sworn he was going to propose. However, he flicked her off, pushed her in the lake and yelled, “I am breaking up with you, you awful _ _ _ _ _!! I hate you and I think that maybe you should just end your _ _ _ _ _ _ _ life! DUMB _ _ _ _!!!”

He laughed and drove off. It was a very cold day. Sarah climbed out of the lake, freezing cold, and feeling the worst she had in her entire life. She got home went in a hot bath, and slit her wrists and died in the bathtub.

Her parents yelled and screamed at her to get out until they finally broke the door down. They saw no body, but the entire bathroom was dripping with her blood. Her mom went insane and killed herself three days later, her dad is in prison, accused of murder.

Later that week, Sarah’s ex boyfriend was taking a shower when she came from the drain, rotting and bloody, with a razor in her hand and said “Goodbye Jason.” She cut his throat before he could scream.

If you do not repost this with the title “1 scary way to break up”, you are a heartless _ _ _ _ _ _ and Sarah come to you in the shower from the drain, and will kill you the same way she killed her boyfriend. 24 ppl have broken this chain and died.

You have 13 minutes

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Letters to the fans reviews
You know we always write story's and never ask them how they feel. So here I have letters from them to you, the fans, from them, the characters, of Batman: TAS! PS They are not locked up in my basement.
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 349 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/27/2012 - Published: 11/26/2012
Insanity runs in the family reviews
Joker and Harley have a kid, named Xena, who is insane just like them. But when Xena is taken away what does Mr. J do? Newest chappie: Ending. Stories over. Sorry.
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Crime - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,581 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/8/2012 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Complete
Him, Her and I reviews
Scarecrow and Harley Quinn escape from Arkham, only to run into a certain black haired orphan. Soon enough they learn there's something more in life then crime. Family matters even to evil. ScarecrowxHarley Quinn
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 743 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/27/2012 - Jonathan C., Harley Q.
The True Riddle reviews
He would make her remember him. He would plan to make her remember everything. He wanted this girl to remember what they had. "You could say we were childhood sweethearts." RiddlerxOC sometimes ScarecrowxOC
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,054 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/12/2012 - Published: 9/6/2012 - E. Nigma, Jonathan C.
Goodnight Gotham reviews
Good night stars. Good night villains. Good night Bats in the batcave. Goodnight Catwoman siting in the tree outside. Good night Gotham everywhere.
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 62 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/29/2012 - Complete
Becoming: The Joker
"You and Me Jack... We gotta stick together no matter what." What if the world around you crumbled? What if everyday you lived with regret? What if your happyness and joy was replaced with depression and sadness? Jokers Backstory full summary inside.
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,766 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Joker
Batman: SGF reviews
Just a small thing I put together saying 'What if some of Harley Quinn had a sassy gay friend' its really funny please review! Takes place in the episode Mad Love.
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 828 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Harley Q.
The Twisted Plot reviews
Gumi and Gertrude:Ice King's and ice Queen's niece and nephew. Finn: A heroic adventurer who experienced their mom's death. Nnif: Finn's evil twin who hates him. Put them all into a pot and mix it. What do you get? A whole lot of trouble. One-shot
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,989 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/18/2012 - Finn, Ice King - Complete
What time is it? ITS ASKING TIME! reviews
What time is it?ITS ASKING TIME! Give Dares/questions to the Adventure time peeps! I suck at summaries! But anyways please keep them to T !
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,212 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/5/2012 - Published: 7/2/2012
The prince reviews
Finn is a prince, but what happens when the secret about him is revealed? Will his newly found best friend Marshall freak out? Or keep calm as he usually does!
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 590 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Finn, Marshall Lee
Shugo Chara! The OOC Musical! reviews
The Shugo Chara gang finally gets out of school and have started to break out into song every where they go! Rated T for later chapters.
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,430 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 6/6/2012
Amu In Wonderland reviews
Based off the Alice in wonderland movie 2010 by tim burton er... i suck at summaries. Utau is Amu's sister in this story and it takes place in england instead the characters are a little out of it hehehehe Enjoy!
Shugo Chara! - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,612 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/27/2012 - Published: 4/27/2012 - Amu H.
Ki I mean inviting! reviews
Inviting the adventure time cast with letters was boring. So when Marcie finally takes charge and kidnaps the Adventure time cast nothing good can happen! Looking for OCs! :D
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,679 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/21/2012 - Published: 5/11/2012
Sleepover wars reviews
The Flock has a sleepover! And I'm in it! Rated T for language
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 846 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/30/2012