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Author has written 12 stories for Command & Conquer, Mass Effect, Warhammer, Familiar of Zero, Rosario + Vampire, Killzone, Legend of Galactic Heroes, and Code Geass.
Leader Desslok/Desler of Gamilon/Gamilus:
Megalomaniac with Style
i have ambitions for world domination! and this is where i start!... yes i know writing fanfiction is not the best way go about it but i might get somewhere...
my newest story:
HALO 4... it is the most touching, beautiful and epic game ever. after i complete Campain on legendary with my friend i shall never play its campain again (due to the fact i was an emotion wreck at the end.)
Updates for the following coming soon:
Soviets of Premir Zero
...idea's for fanfics... will have a pol up sometime...
Sword Art Online fanfic: Age Imperialis:online: in addition to SAO another VRMMO was released as well, Age Imperialis online, often shortened to Imperialis. the players of the previous editions jump in with the goal of rediscovering the recrafted world they love in VR, except due to borrowing a little code from SAO they are trapped in the game with death a reality they can't escape. this story focuses on two brothers, one a 16 year old veteran of all the previous versions who goes by the online name of OrangeField666 while the younger brother bearly 12 years will have to cope with the horrible tradgies of death. (will make a better summary in time.)
FoZ fanfic: Eastern Winter: Louise summons a high ranking soldier from lands far to the east of Helkeginia, what will happen when his homeland sends forces to retrive him? why do they hate magic users so much? and what will happen when the Kingdoms of the west and the Council of the East clash in a war that will leave millions dead?
Yamato/ME: Gamilan Effect, Rise of Gaulmainia: when Leader Desler Liberates the People of Gaulmainia and claims them as apart of his Empire a temporal shift in time and space happens, sending the planet and his fleet and refugees from Gamilus to the ME galaxy during ME1. the story will follow the Galman/Gamilus empire and their perspective of the ME verse and interactions with the citadel council as well as Leader Deslers journy to see if Gamilus still exsists in this universe.
JC Avatar:Humanity Decended: due to the lack of Unobtainium (offically renamed Cathosium 3 years after the Pandora incident due to the stupid fuckery the first name was), a critical metal needed for a part of the new air scrubber machines Earth has fallen in poluted chaos, billions have died and the few billion left have boarded massive modern ships to occupy temporary planets for the next thirty years while the earth is cleaned up using the few new air scrubbers and thousands of the old veriant. one such occupation force is sent to Pandora, its mission: to keep the Colonists alive and to mine Cathosium for scrubber production.
Real Life/Inheritance Cycle: what if a stable portal between our world and the Inheritance cycle world was created upon the death of Galbarotix? but the portal opens up in the time of the great British Empire, who co-incidently have a fleet sailing in its direction towards what would have been the first Opium War. only time will tell what shall happen when the Great British Empire clashes with the other side.
Familiar of Zero: the Steam city of Louise: louise summons a lord of a city in far off lands, but this is no ordinary city, for great ships of steel sail the air currents and towering builds reach into the sky, bellowing smokestacks vomit forth their bi-products of the steam-punk like nation they belong to as everything from weapons to commercial goods are made. and this city appears along with its lordship. what dire problems will this have for the brimirc kingdoms? will they fall to the might of steam and industry? or will they crush and scatter these foreigners to the winds?
StarBlazers-SBY: Unofficial Uchuu Senkan Yamato Season 4- the Rimward war: set three years after season 3, the Bolar federation and Gamilus/Gaulman Empire have been at peace for this duration of history, the conflict in the Galaxy has died down and all live in peace. but a new threat from beyond the galactic system has appeared, intent on claiming this galaxy as their own. now the Empire of Gamilus and the Bolar Federation must unite to stop them. (also a note none of the canon timeline after season 3 is included.)
Call of Duty Blops2/Mass Effect: Black Ops-Ground side ops: after the 2025 incident Earth saw little conflict even up till the point of reaching the stars, they later discovered Mass Effect technology on the surface of Mars, only some of the technology was taken to improve their own. the year 2150, first contact... the planet Shanxi holds witness to the first contact war. on the surface of the small planet are various organizations and military groups from the 2025 incident, with decades of hatred between them how will they present a united front against these invaders? will the Seals get along with the SDC? will the paranoid Merc's be massacred by the others when not looking?
Familiar of Zero: the Red Star pendant: Louise preforms the summoning ritual. all she gets is a mound of snow from a land far off, where Red fought agaist Grey, the Red Star fought the Jaggered Cross, but in this small pile of snow lies a pendant, belonging to a soldier who fought for the Red Star, and his soul... refuses to part with it, what will the young mage think of the spirit she summoned? how will the dead one adapt to his new surroundings? and will he be able to let go of the one he loves to protect his charge?
Star Wars/ WarHammer 40k: Angel's of Darkness.
ok because i am so pissed off at an author named 782 for being such a block head when it comes to starwars i am going to write one myself.
about an OC chapter appearing in the SW galaxy around the time of the clone wars. full story to be thought of.
if you want me to write these ASAP just PM me, if you want to use one of them PM me again and ask as well as mention in the disclaimer that i own the idea.
kraskin are one of the most awesome non-superhuman/alien commando groups who take 'danger' twist her sideways and screw her silly, till their death or hers.
--said by Lost Guy... oh wait thats me!\
IF UR GOOD A COMMIE LENINCLUSE WILL LEAVE AN AK47 UNDER YOUR UNDER YOUR (RED) SOVIETMAS TREE
Remember that old ST vs. 40k analogy of a big, naked hairy man saying "It's That Time Again?" to a tiny, innocent girl? Well, this is akin to a flying Cathedral about to drop down on a fucking anthill, while High Mass is in season with God doing the sermon and Chuck Norris is attending. And the Cathedral is armed with nukes, on fire, and filled with raging fanatics that could punch out the Master-Chief and carry around fully automatic Rocket Propelled Grenade Launchers as basic sidearms.
said by-- alguLoD
If the North Koreans invaded and saw this movie, they'd probably just turn back.
said by--Jeffrey M. Anderson from the Las Vegas Weekly reviewing the movie Red Dawn (2012)
how to deal with furries:
how to deal with skyrim bears..
OMON magic boom stick vs bus.
Slendy at his finest:
Soundtrack i love:
this is a list of Anime that have made me cry and love them forever in no particular order... Code Geass,Guilty Crown, Rosario vampire, Angel Beats and Toradora and SPACE BATTLESHIP YAMATO!. if anyone mocks me or them expect only negitive review's for your stories from me. -Lost Guy
2/12/2012: just finished watching Toradora... i have fallen in love with this anime. it is one of the most beautiful things i have ever experianced in my life. Taiga is the cutest girl ever!
ok this is why i love humanity!
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Reasons i want to live in Russia:
... additional stuff...
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be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
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ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!
If you could read that put it in your profile! Outlaw Gene, DarkSamuraiX1999, Destroyer of Life, Lost Guy,
if you love Rosario Vampire, and especially the opening watch this then put it in your profile!
Murphy's War Law
Friendly fire - isn't.
Recoilless rifles - aren't.
Suppressive fires - won't.
You are not Superman; Marines and fighter pilots take note.
A sucking chest wound is Nature's way of telling you to slow down.
If it's stupid but it works, it isn't stupid.
Try to look unimportant; the enemy may be low on ammo and not want to waste a bullet on you.
If at first you don't succeed, call in an air strike. If you are forward of your position, your artillery will fall short.
Never share a foxhole with anyone braver than yourself.
Never go to bed with anyone crazier than yourself.
Never forget that your weapon was made by the lowest bidder.
If your attack is going really well, it's an ambush.
The enemy diversion you're ignoring is their main attack.
The enemy invariably attacks on two occasions:
No OPLAN ever survives initial contact.
There is no such thing as a perfect plan.
Five second fuses always burn in three seconds.
There is no such thing as an atheist in a foxhole.
A retreating enemy is probably just falling back and regrouping.
The important things are always simple; the simple are always hard.
The easy way is always mined.
Teamwork is essential; it gives the enemy other people to shoot at.
Don't look conspicuous; it draws fire... For this reason, it is not at all uncommon for aircraft carriers to be known as bomb magnets.
Never draw fire; it irritates everyone around you.
If you are short of everything but the enemy, you are in the combat zone.
When you have secured the area, make sure the enemy knows it too.
Incoming fire has the right of way.
No combat ready unit has ever passed inspection.
No inspection ready unit has ever passed combat.
If the enemy is within range, so are you.
The only thing more accurate than incoming enemy fire is incoming friendly fire.
Things which must be shipped together as a set, aren't.
Things that must work together can't be carried to the field that way.
Radios will fail as soon as you need fire support.
Radar tends to fail at night and in bad weather (and especially during both).
Anything you do can get you killed, including nothing.
Make it too tough for the enemy to get in, and you won't be able to get out.
Tracers work both ways.
If you take more than your fair share of objectives, you will get more than your fair share of objectives to take.
When both sides are convinced they're about to lose, they're both right.
Professional soldiers are predictable; the world is full of dangerous amateurs.
Military Intelligence is an oxymoron.
Fortify your front; you'll get your rear shot up.
Weather ain't neutral.
If you can't remember, the Claymore is pointed toward you.
Air defense motto: shoot 'em down; sort 'em out on the ground. 'Flies high, it dies; low and slow, it'll go.'
The Cavalry doesn't always come to the rescue.
Napalm is an area support weapon.
Mines are equal opportunity weapons.
B-52s are the ultimate close support weapon.
Sniper's motto: reach out and touch someone.
Killing for peace is like screwing for virginity.
The one item you need is always in short supply.
Interchangeable parts aren't.
It's not the one with your name on it; it's the one addressed "to whom it may concern" you've got to think about.
When in doubt, empty your magazine.
The side with the simplest uniforms wins.
Combat will occur on the ground between two adjoining maps.
If the Platoon Sergeant can see you, so can the enemy.
Never stand when you can sit, never sit when you can lie down, never stay awake when you can sleep.
The most dangerous thing in the world is a Second Lieutenant with a map and a compass.
Exceptions prove the rule, and destroy the battle plan.
Everything always works in your HQ, everything always fails in the Colonel's HQ.
The enemy never watches until you make a mistake.
One enemy soldier is never enough, but two is entirely too many.
A clean (and dry) set of BDU's is a magnet for mud and rain.
The worse the weather, the more you are required to be out in it.
Whenever you have plenty of ammo, you never miss.
Whenever you are low on ammo, you can't hit the broad side of a barn.
The more a weapon costs, the farther you will have to send it away to be repaired.
The complexity of a weapon is inversely proportional to the IQ of the weapon's operator.
Field experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
No matter which way you have to march, its always uphill.
If enough data is collected, a board of inquiry can prove anything.
For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism (in boot camp).
Air strikes always overshoot the target, artillery always falls short.
When reviewing the radio frequencies that you just wrote down, the most important ones are always illegible.
Those who hesitate under fire usually do not end up KIA or WIA.
The tough part about being an officer is that the troops don't know what they want, but they know for certain what they don't want.
To steal information from a person is called plagiarism, to steal information from the enemy is called gathering intelligence.
The weapon that usually jams when you need it the most is the M60.
The perfect officer for the job will transfer in the day after that bill is filled by someone else.
When you have sufficient supplies & ammo, the enemy takes 2 weeks to attack, when you are low on supplies & ammo the enemy decides to attack that night.
The newest and least experienced soldier will usually win the Medal of Honor.
A Purple Heart just proves that were you smart enough to think of a plan, stupid enough to try it, and lucky enough to survive.
Murphy was a grunt.
Laws of Anime
#1 - Law of Metaphysical Irregularity- The normal laws of physics do not apply.
#2 - Law of Differential Gravitation- Whenever someone or something jumps, is
#3 - Law of Sonic Amplification, First Law of Anime Acoustics- In space, loud
#4 - Law of Constant Thrust, First Law of Anime Motion- In space, constant thrust
#5 - Law of Mechanical Mobility, Second Law of Anime Motion- The larger a
#6 - Law of Temporal Variability- Time is not a constant. Time stops for the hero
#7 - First Law of Temporal Mortality- "Good Guys" and "Bad Guys" both die in one of
#8 - Second Law of Temporal Mortality- It takes some time for bad guys to die...
#9 - Law of Dramatic Emphasis- Scenes involving extreme amounts of action are
#10- Law of Dramatic Multiplicity- Scenes that only happen once, for instance, a
#11- Law of Inherent Combustibility- Everything explodes. Everything.
#12- Law of Phlogistatic Emission- Nearly all things emit light from fatal wounds.
#13- Law of Energetic Emission- There is always an energy build up (commonly
#14- Law of Inverse Lethal Magnitude- The destructive potential of any
#15- Law of Inexhaustibility- No one *EVER* runs out of ammunition. That is of
#16- Laws of Inverse Accuracy- The accuracy of a "Good Guy" when operating any form
#17- Law of Transient Romantic Unreliability- Minimei is a bimbo. (Note: The
#18- Law of Hemoglobin Capacity- the human body contains over 12 gallons of blood,
#19- Law of Demonic Consistency- Demons and other supernatural creatures have at
#20- Law of Militaristic Unreliability- Huge galaxy-wide armadas, entire armies, and
#21- Law of Tactical Unreliability- Tactical geniuses aren’t...
#22 -Law of Inconsequential Undetectability- People never notice the little
#23- Law of Juvenile Intellectuality- Children are smarter than adults. And almost
#24- Law of Americanthromorphism- Americans in Anime appear in one of two roles,
#25- Law of Mandibular Proportionality- The size of a person’s mouth is directly
#26- Law of Feline Mutation- Any half-cat/half-human mutation will invariably:
#27- Law of Conservation of Firepower- Any powerful weapon capable of
#28- Law of Technological User-Benevolence- The formal training required to operate
#29- Law of Melee Luminescence- Any being displaying extremely high levels of
#30- Law of Non-Anthropomorphic Antagonism- All ugly, non-humanoid alien races are
#31- Law of Follicular Chromatic Variability- Any color in the visible spectrum is
#32- Law of Follicular Permanence- Hair in anime is pretty much indestructible, and
#34- Law of Probable Attire- Clothing in anime follows certain predictable
#35- Law of Musical Omnipotence- Any character capable of musical talent (singing,
#36- Law of Quintupular Agglutination- Also called "The Five-man Rule", when "Good
#37- Law of Extradimensional Capacitance- All anime females have an
#38- Law of Hydrostatic Emission- Eyes tend to be rather large in Anime. This is
#39- Law of Inverse Attraction- Success at finding suitable mates is inversely
#40- Law of Nasal Sanguination- When sexually aroused, males in Anime don’t get
#41- Law of Xylolaceration- Wooden or bamboo swords are just as sharp as metal
#42- Law of Juvenile Omnipotence- Always send a boy to do a man’s job. He’ll get it
#43- Law of Triscaquadrodecophobia- There is no Law #43.
#44- Law of Nominative Clamovocation- the likelihood of success and damage done by a
#45- Law of Uninteruptable Metamorphosis- Regardless of how long or involved the
#46- Law of Flimsy Incognition- Simply changing into a costume or wearing a teensy
#47- Law of Mandibular Combustible Emission- All anime characters seem to have some
#48- Law of Electrical and Combustible Survivalism- If you get electrocuted or
#49- Law of Female wrath- If a male character insults a female character, he will
#50- Law of Artistic Perversion- Most (not all) Anime artists are perverts and are
#51- Law of Uninteruptable Nominative Clamovocation- This law is a mixture of Laws
52- Law of Telepathic Obliviousness- Most of the time, some Anime characters
#53- Law of Chromatic Diversity- Air can be any color of the viewable spectrum.
#54- Law of Old Man Comic Relief- Comic relief comes in the form of a short, bald,
#55- Law of the Wise Old Man- Little old Japanese men always know how it ends and
#56- Law of Omnipotent Unreliability- Any "Bad Guy" with Omnipotent powers/weapons
#57- Law of Minimum Corneal Volume- Eyeballs may make up no less than one sixth of
#58- Law of Electrical Charges in Hair- Hair attracts electricity in abundance,
#59- Law of Ammunition Accuracy- When there are multiple types of ammunition
#60- Law of Active Female Attraction- In a comedy series, a male character’s
#61- Law of Sweat Pore Variability- When a person is embarrassed, caught in an
#62- The Law of Inverse Training Time- A person who has been training for 3 years
#63- Law of Needs to Few and Many- The needs of the many, outweigh the needs of the
#64- Law of Bad Humor- Whenever someone says something that is intended to be
#65- Law of Extreme Anger- Whenever a female character gets mad, such as seeing the
#66- Law of Differentiated Gravitation-
#67- Law of Conservation of Ambient Dramatic Tension- In any situation where the
#68- Law of Coercive Vehicular Control- No matter how complex or well defined the
#69- Amendment to the Law of Conservation of Ambient Dramatic Tension- In any
#70- Law of The Rushing Background Effect- Whenever something dramatic occurs, a
#71- Law of Interdimensional Hammers- Whenever a female character witnesses a male
#72- Law of Instant Band-Aids- Whenever a character is injured (usually in a head
#73- Law of Universal Edge Defense- Any projectile attack, from a blast of magic to
#74- Law of Intractable Sanity- There is no such thing as insanity in anime. When
#75- Law of Celestial Body Control- At a dramatically correct moment, a hero can
#76- Law of Aura of Forgetfulness- Any hero who wishes his/her identity to remain a
#77- Law of Cool Hair Factor- The hair of a hero will always coalesce into thick
#78- Law of Inverse Coping- Any single event will happen to the ONE character LEAST
#79- Law of Martial Arts Training Invulnerability- The Myth that certain martial
#80- Law of Stereotype Captain characteristics- If a captain of any type of ship is
#81- Law of Shades/Coolness Factor- Shades can make you instantly cool, even if
#82- Law of Hentai Plot- The proper response to any change in the plotline of a
#83- Law of Understatement- Anything that is deemed too impossible will become
#84- Law of Dormant Powers- Anytime a hero is somehow outpowered and/or outclassed
#85- Law of Style Coefficient- In a situation where a Good guy may be in dire
#86- Law of Bad Guy Smugness Factor- Whenever the villain actually succeeds in
#87- Law of Tableware Nonexistence- There IS no spoon.
#88- Law of Goofy Turn-Ons- In Hentai, ordinary , pedestrian objects sometimes have
#89- Law of Penile Variance- All Anime men in Hentai have a ridiculously large
#90-Law of Hentai Female Characteristics- All Hentai women have the following
#91- Law of Vaginal Variance- Hentai Anime women can take penis lengths of 8" and
#92- Law of Hero Identification- All heroes are introduced by way of appearance
#93- Law of Cute Mascots- Any anime either Shojo or Shonen has GOT to have at
#94- Law of The Force- Most Anime heroes are blessed with a unique sort of ability
#95- Law of Naughty Tentacles- All Anime Tentacles are VERY horny and will rape any
#96- Law of Cat-Fighting- Two females with a grudge can and will go at each other,
#97- Law of Healing- Most anime heroes have a Wolverine-like healing factor that
#98- Law of Stereotype Crew Characteristics- All ships, either waterborne or
#99- Law of Sparklies- Whenever a character of the main character’s interest
#100- Law of Anime Events- Much like wrestling, anything and everything can happen.
Statement Explanation: The Pen symbolizes peace which is more prosperous than War (Which the sword symbolizes).
This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. (i did it)
post this in your profile if you were tempted to not put the above in your profile...
if you fell in loved with the Sierra madre, learnt its lession and for some longing reason in your heart... can't let go, put this in you profile along with this link.
no need to add you name to the last one, simply having it is enough to start the healing...
read this on 1d4chan and had to have it on my profile...
'Twas The Night Before Emperor's Day
'Twas the night before Emperor's Day,
I was traveling the warp
I looked all about,
No Sergeant yelled orders
His armor in tatters,
His position was doomed,
The guardsman stared unblinking,
His gaze was so calm
Who was this brave hero
I now knew that all humans
Soon all round the galaxy
They all lived their lives
A tear came to my eye
Their great sacrifices
The soldier did turn
I fight for a freedom
Then the Guardsman turned
I kept watch for hours,
I could not just leave
And as the guardsman lay dying,
I kneeled before the fallen,
FANFICTION- UNITED NATIONS!!
Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and make friends on here and we can be from completely different countries? WTF!? We're here making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those ambassadors and senators and whatever struggling with it!! If you realize this (or read this and agreed) copy and paste this and add your name and country (country is optional) to the list. SPREAD THE PEACE!!: Naruto-fan-Okami-chan (USA), NaraTemari011 (Puerto Rico), Lala girl in Lalaland (USA), nats10art (USA), DarkAkastukiNeko (USA-AL.), The Waterbender (USA), Joe333(Serbia), Gr4Yr4iN (Australia), GoldPhantom and Z-eion(USA), BLACK SUMMERSUNS 88/The Black Guard/Marshal Belinsky (Philippines)Lost Guy (Australia!)
99 percent of all fanfiction, AMVs, fanart etc are Yaoi. If you are part of the last 1 percent that believes in non-Yaoi pairings, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you hear voices of characters in your head copy this into your profile (as I write and read fanfictions.)
If people call you Insane, a Psychopath or a Sociopath. If you accept this fact please copy this and paste it upon your profile.
If you are just plain insane, paste this into your profile
If you love reading and video games, paste this into your profile.
If you forget what you wanna do sometimes, paste this into your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
If You're Driven Insane by your Hyper-Imaginative mind, please copy and paste it on your profile.
If you Love Cross-overs with a passion copy this and paste this into your profile.
Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
since i can't be bothered to add it in any story i write...
i don't own any of these series or anyone/thing that is in them by canon. though i do own all of my OC's and Factions/ Tech that i add.
Phendrana Drifts (Doni's Chillout Remix)
Torvus Bog, Gandrayda's Theme, Ridley's Theme [Metroid Prime Remix]
Metroid: Ridley's Theme Remix
Frozen Utopia - Phendrana Drifts Remix
Maklibek "Metroid Prime Dubstep Remix
Space Pirate theme
Meta Ridley battle
Echoes Music - Escape / Dark Samus Final Boss Theme
Metroid Prime 2 Remix - Echoes from the Past [Main Theme ]
Friends on the other side...
James bond theme remix
Good bye song.
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