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Jesus Christ it's been a while. I am so sorry I seemingly disappeared. I know some people are really good about updating regularly, but here's the thing. I don't want to do that if the quality is shit. Quality over quantity, right? Well, I have a million distractions, and frankly put, if I don't have inspiration for one of my stories, then I won't write for it until I do. I'll put it on the backburner and focus on things I do have inspiration for. So, yes, I am still writing, but not as frequently. I've only just recently started up again because I've been having lots of personal and family issues the past year, so I can't promise any dates, but I will update. I don't abandon stories, so if I intended to discontinue, I'd let you know. But I will update. Just please be patient. Thank you so, so much for being so understanding and for the beautiful reviews. I mean it, every time I get a notification in my e-mail, I get this huge goofy grin on my face, so thanks lovelies! :)
Okay so I started reading the Bleach manga and I realized something. The poems in the beginning of each volume are really freaking amazing! Tite Kubo is better at writing poetry than he is at actually telling a good story. XD So here are the poems from each volume. I apologize if the format is crappy. I tried my best.
"We fear that which we cannot see." (Volume 1 Ichigo Kurosaki)
"People have hope because they cannot see Death standing behind them." (Volume 2 Rukia Kuchiki)
"If I were rain that joins sky and earth that otherwise never touch,
could I join two hearts as well?" (Volume 3 Orihime Inoue)
"We are drawn to each other like drops of water, like the planets;
we repulse each other like magnets, like the colors of our skin." (Volume 4 Uryu Ishida)
"I can't protect you without holding a sword.
I can't embrace while holding a sword." (Volume 5 Chad)
"Yes, there is no Fate for us.
Only those who are swallowed by ignorance and fear
and miss a step fall into the rapid river called Fate." (Volume 6 Kisuke Urahara)
"We should not shed tears.
That is a surrender of the body to the heart.
It is only proof that we are beings that do
not know what to do with our hearts." (Volume 7 Byakuya Kuchiki)
"If it rusts, it can never be trusted.
If its owner fails to control it, it will cut him.
Yes, pride is like a blade." (Volume 8 Zangetsu)
"Oh, all of us dream that we are flying the skies with our eyes wide open." (Volume 9 Kukaku Shiba)
"We reach out with our hands,
brush away the clouds and pierce the sky to grab the moon and Mars,
but we still can't reach the truth." (Volume 10 Ganju Shiba)
"Light a fire to the fang that cannot be reached,
so that I do not have to see that star,
so that I do not have to slit this throat." (Volume 11 Renji Abarai)
"We think a flower on a cliff is beautiful because we stop our feet at the cliff's edge, unable to step out into the sky like that fearless flower." (Volume 12 Sosuke Aizen)
"Every time we set aside our pride, we take a step closer to the beast; every time we kill an emotion, we take a step away from the beast." (Volume 13 Kenpachi Zaraki)
"Creak, creak, tower of purgatory piercing the world like light.
Sway, sway, tower of spine. Will it be us or the sky that falls?" (Volume 14 Hanataro Yamada)
"I just keep practicing saying goodbye to you." (Volume 15 Izuru Kira)
"The mane of the sun pouring down erases teh footprints on thin ice.
Do not fear deception; the world already lies atop deception." (Volume 16 Toshiro Hitsugaya)
"Red like blood; white like bone.
Red like solitude; white like silence.
Red like the senses of a beast; white like the heart of a god.
Red like molten hatred; white like chilling cries of pain.
Red like the shadows that feed on the night;
like a sigh piercing the moon, it shines white and scatters red." (Volume 17 Yoruichi Shihoin)
"Your shadow, quietly, like a vagrant poison needle, stitches my footsteps.
Your radiance, lithely, like lightning striking a water tower, cuts down the source of my life." (Volume 18 Soi Fon)
"No, nothing can change my world." (Volume 19 Bankai Ichigo)
"Those who do not know what love is liken it to beauty.
Those who claim to know what love is liken it to ugliness." (Volume 20 Gin Ichimaru)
"Everything in this world exists to tear you down." (Volume 21 Shinji Harako)
"There is no meaning to our world. There is no meaning to those of us living there. We meaningless beings ponder the world, though the realization of meaningless itself is nothing." (Volume 22 Ulquiorra)
"We are the fish in front of the waterfall.
We are the insects inside the cage.
We are the ruins of the billows, the skull on the crosier,
the force of the torrent and the whale that drinks it.
We are the five-horned bull.
We are the fire-breathing monster, and the screaming children.
Oh, we are poisoned by the moonlight." (Volume 23 Ikkaku Madarame)
"Doesn't matter who it is. I'll fuckin' break 'em." (Volume 24 Grimmjow)
"We are all born dead.
The end exists before anything begins.
If living is a constant quest for awareness, the awareness we gain at the end is the real goal.
In other words, death is the discovery and complete understanding the end.
We are not permitted to seek awareness.
Those that cannot trenscend death will not find awareness in anything." (Volume 25 Dark Ichigo)
"The voice that pierces deep into my chest is like a never-ending cheer." (Volume 26 Luppi)
"We have not one in common.
No two are shaped alike.
The third because of that eye we lack.
In the fourth direction there is no hope.
The fifth is at the heart." (Volume 27 Orihime Inoue)
"My Lord, we look at you as we might look at a peacock. You are framed by something sublime, similar to hope, worship, and fear." (Volume 28 Dardoni)
"Endlessly adorned, knowing it will be cut off.
Endlessly polished, knowing they will be cut off.
They are terrifying, terrifying in their fall.
The hair flutters to ground a lifeless husk." (Volume 29 Cirucci)
"The wound lies deep, like the ocean floor.
The sin is red, growing paler in death." (Volume 30 Kaien Shiba)
"Tell me you hate me more than anything in the world." (Volume 31 Szayelaporro)
"The king runs, shaking off his shadows,
his armor clanking, scattering bones,
tasting flesh and blood, crushing groaning hearts,
stepping in alone to a distant beyond." (Volume 32 Grimmjow release form)
"We are insects...
swinging around with no nature, desiring evil, descending, creeping like worms.
I lift my head up even higher than the moon until I can't see you bastards anymore." (Volume 33 Nnoitora)
"If you give me wings, I will soar for you even if this whole land sinks into the water.
If you give me a sword, I will fight for you even if this whole sky is shot through with your light." (Volume 34 Nelliel)
"If you even fail to be born, it's only natural to die." (Volume 35 Mayuri Kurotsuchi)
"It's still too early to believe." (Volume 36 Shinji Harako)
"People cannot be thought to define beauty; however, flowers can be thought to define beauty.
A person's form resembles a flower; only at the time of defeat, when it is torn to pieces." (Volume 37 Yumichika Ayasegawa)
"The only true fear is to become a warrior that doesn't know fear." (Volume 38 Shuhei Hisagi)
"To err is human.
To kill is the devil." (Volume 39 Allon)
"I envy because of the heart.
I glutton because of the heart.
I covet because of the heart.
I am prideful because of the heart.
I sloth because of the heart.
I rage because of the heart.
Because of the heart, I lust for everything about you." (Volume 40 Ulquiorra release)
"There's no such thing as a painless lesson. They just don't exist. Sacrifices are necessary. You can't gain anything without losing something first; although, if you can endure that pain and walk away from it, you'll find that you now have a heart strong enough to overcome any obstacle. Yeah, a heart made fullmetal." -Edward Elric (FMA)
"Alchemy: the science of understanding, deconstructing, and reconstructing matter. However, it is not an all-powerful art; it is impossible to create something out of nothing. If one wishes to obtain something, something of equal value must be given. This is the Law of Equivalent Exchange, the basis of all alchemy. In accordance with this law, there is a taboo among alchemists: human transmutation is strictly forbidden- for what could equal the value of a human soul...?" -FMA:B
"It takes just as much training to get along with people. Only, training by yourself in the mountains won't do you any good. You need to surround yourself with others. As you get to know them, of course you take the chance that you'll end up hurting them, or they'll end up hurting you. One of those things might very well happen. That's the only way we learn... about others, and about ourselves. You're a black-belt in martial arts, but I'd guess you're still a white-belt in social skills. Someday, you're going to meet someone that truly wants to be your friend, and you, theirs. But it if you don't keep training, you won't be ready when that happens." -Shigure Sohma (Fruits Basket)
"We are all like fireworks. We climb, shine, and always go our separate ways and become further apart. But even if that time comes, let's not disappear like a firework, and continue to shine forever."- Toshiro Hitsugaya (Bleach)
"I can't develop feelings. That's how most idiots screw up." -Light Yagami (Death Note)
"Admiration is the furthest thing from understanding." -Aizen (Bleach)
"The scariest thing, the most painful thing, is to be hated by someone you truly love." -Fruits Basket (don't remember who said this but it's amazing.)
"If you cannot win at the game, if you cannot solve the puzzle, you are just a loser." -Near (Death Note)
"If you want to kill me, despise me, hate me, and live in an unsightly way... Run, and cling to life, and then some day, when you have the same eyes as I do, come before me."-Itachi Uchiha (Naruto)
"Those in the ninja world who break the rules and regulations are called filth, but those who don't care about their companions... are even lower than that."-Obito Uchiha (Naruto)
"He who moves first always wins" - L (Death Note)
"You can't buy peace or love with money." - Misa (Death Note)
"It's too boring to keep watching something without movement." - Matt (Death Note)
"In the end there is no greater motivation than revenge." - Mello (Death Note)
"I'm not Superman. So I can't say anything big like I'll protect everyone on Earth. I'm not a modest guy who will say it's enough if I can protect as many people as my two hands can handle either. I want to protect... a mountain-load of people." -Ichigo Kurosaki (Bleach)
"I've set myself to become the King of the Pirates... and if I die trying... then at least I tried!" -Monkey D. Luffy (One Piece)
"Deny the truth, and it will destroy you." -Yami Yugi (Yugioh Duel Monsters)
"I'll protect all that I can... even if it's just a few, I'll protect all that's important... In turn, the people below me will protect those below them. For a small human, at least that should be possible. I don't care if I'm called green! You may call it idealistic or simple, but when it is accomplished, it would be nothing more than 'something that is possible'." -Roy Mustang (Fullmetal Alchemist)
"Just as no matter how hard you try to keep it away... despair will attack you again and again. In the same manner hope will return to you. Again and again." -Kazuma Sohma (Fruits Basket)
"Envy... You... You're envious of humans. We're so much weaker than you homunculi, but even when we're beaten, battered, confused, and about to collapse... Even when we know it's pointless, We always stand back up. And if we can't, our friends will lift us. You'll never have that... and its made you jealous of us." -Edward Elric (Fullmetal Alchemist)
"What're you trying to pull, Miles? Race, lineage, gender, rank... Worrying about that shit in battle does nothing but increase casualties. We absolutely cannot lose Briggs. No matter what happens, we must stay united! Never let your resolve waver! We stand together as ONE ARMY! Miles! You're not just Ishvalan. You're a descendant of many races. That heritage lets you look at this country from many different points of view. I need you much more than a native Amestris who was born and raised in one environment. So shut up and follow orders." -Olivier Armstrong (Fullmetal Alchemist)
"As alchemists say, if the truth of this world can be shown through equivalent exchange so that the new generation that will be born can enjoy happiness, to pay the cost, we will have to shoulder corpses and cross a river of blood." -Riza Hawkeye (Fullmetal Alchemist)
"One is All, and All is One...The World is the All, and I am the One." -The Elric Bros. (Fullmetal Alchemist)
"A sixth sense cannot make up for a total lack of common sense." -Saki Hanajima (Fruits Basket)
"A smile can get you out of the toughest situations, even if it's a fake one." -Sai (Naruto)
"Fear me for I'm the one to pass judgement on this sinful world. Fear me, for I'm the one with the power of the king." -Lelouch vi Britannia (Code Geass)
"Do you know the meaning of an anemone? It means disappearance of hope" -Anemone (Eureka Seven)
"You can't change the world without getting your hands dirty." -Lelouch vi Britannia (Code Geass)
"Do you know why the snow is white? It is because it forgot what color it was suppose to be." -C.C. (Code Geass)
"I won't run away anymore... I won't go back on my word... that is my ninja way!" -Hinata Hyuga (Naruto)
"All I've been doing is watching you two from behind... now, get a good look at my back!" -Sakura Haruno (Naruto)
"There's no meaning to a flower unless it blooms." -Ino Yamanaka (Naruto)
"Loneliness is this world's worst kind of pain." -Gaara (Naruto)
"The corpse's bitter, crimson tears flow, and mingle with the endless sand. Feeding the chaos within me, and making me stronger." -Gaara (Naruto)
"Father, I still can't be entirely certain whether people's fates simply coast along like the clouds in the sky... or if each person can choose his own path to follow... I suppose the destination might be the same either way, but when you decide to follow your own path, you can strive to achieve your own dreams and in my match today, I finally learned that people with dreams are the ones who are truly strong. And... father...my dream is simple...to become stronger right now, I want to become strong, I will never lose to anyone again." -Neji Hyuga (Naruto)
"There are feelings you don't understand unless you get hurt and cause problems. And there are feelings you understand for the first time after falling to the bottom of life. You resist beautiful things, but after being beat up, you start to love beauty for the first time. Pain needs kindness, and for the darkness to stand out, it needs the sun. You can't make light of either of them. You can't say either of them are worthless." -Kyoko Honda (Fruits Basket)
"I believe...I want to live my life, carrying my memories with me. Even if those memories are painful, even if those memories do nothing but hurt me...even those memories I wish I could forget...as long as I keep carrying them with me and dont run away from them. Someday...someday, I believe I will get to the point where I'm not oppressed by those memories. I want to... believe that. Because I want to think that there's no such thing as a memory that's okay to forget. That's why... that's why I really didn't want Mama to forget. I wanted her to keep trying. ...But that was my selfishness, so it's a secret. If I keep them, and keep trying, without running away... if I keep trying, then someday... someday I'll be strong enough that those memories can't defeat me. I believe that." -Momiji Sohma (Fruits Basket)
"There is no Perfection in this World" -Mayuri Kurotsuchi (Bleach)
"Nothing's perfect, the world's not perfect. But it's there for us, trying the best it can; that's what makes it so damn beautiful." -Roy Mustang (Fullmetal Alchemist)
"No matter how talented you are, you by yourself cannot change the world alone." -L (Death Note)
"Be more concerned with your character than your reputation, because your character is what you really are, while your reputation is merely what others think you are." -John Wooden
"Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind." -Dr. Seuss
"People commit suicide because they think they have no other choice, not because they want to die. Every single human being would rather be happy than dead. In the end, no one ever really wants to die." -someone in Monster. (I forget)
"Because the world isn't as terrible as you think." -Celty Sturleson (Durarara!!!)
"The true measure of a shinobi is not how he lives, but how he dies." -Jiraiya (Naruto)
"We wondered what happiness would look like if we could give it a physical form. If I'm not mistaken, I think it was Suzaku that said that the shape of happiness might resemble glass. His reasoning made sense. He said that even though you don't usually notice it, its still definitely there. You merely have to change your point of view slightly, and then that glass will sparkle when it reflects the light. I doubt that anything else could argue its own existence more eloquently." -Lelouch vi Britannia (Code Geass)
"False tears bring pain to those around you. A false smile brings pain to one self." -C.C. (Code Geass)
"Don't beg for things; do it yourself, or you won't get anything" -Adrock Thurston (Eureka Seven)
"I know. It's all wrong. By rights we shouldn't even be here. But we are. It's like in the great stories, Mr. Frodo. The ones that really mattered. Full of darkness and danger, they were. And sometimes you didn't want to know the end. Because how could the end be happy? How could the world go back to the way it was when so much bad had happened? But in the end, it's only a passing thing, this shadow. Even darkness must pass. A new day will come. And when the sun shines it will shine out the clearer. Those were the stories that stayed with you. That meant something, even if you were too small to understand why. But I think, Mr. Frodo, I do understand. I know now. Folk in those stories had lots of chances of turning back, only they didn't. They kept going. Because they were holding on to something. There's some good in this world, Mr. Frodo... and it's worth fighting for." -Samwise Gamgee (Lord of the Rings)
"Death is the only cure for stupidity!" - Faye Valentine (Cowboy Bebop)
"Ive always been someone’s tool. I was the tool of the Order. Then, I became your tool. Yes, I might’ve been just your tool in the end, Brother. But the time I spent with you was genuine. Thanks to that memory I’m finally a human. So now I’m not a tool. This is my own will!" -Rolo (Code Geass)
"The only ones who should kill are those prepared to be killed." -Lelouch vi Britannia (Code Geass)
"When I was young I used to think the world was a happy place. Then I learned the truth: that nothing is fair and everything you love gets taken away." -Yu-Gi-Oh) can't remember who said this
"There is no Coincidence in this world. There is only the Inevitable." -Yuuko (Tsubasa Chronicles)
"They say that we should love ourself first before other people learn to love us, but it’s not as easy as it seems. Sometimes, we need someone to accept us and love us first; then, we would learn to see ourselves through that person’s eyes and learn to love ourself." -Yuki Sohma (Fruits Basket)
"Remember this well. There are two types of fights. As we have put our lives in battle, we must be able to distinguish between the two. The fight to protect life, and the fight to protect pride." -Ichigo Kurosaki (Bleach)
"The King himself must move in order for his subjects to follow." -Lelouch vi Britannia (Code Geass)
"A life with no changes can’t be called life. You can only call it experience." -Lelouch vi Britannia (Code Geass)
"Home is where someone is thinking of you." -Jiraiya (Naruto)
"I won’t let that happen. No way you’re not getting off that easy! The people you and Raiga killed, they all wanted to live but you didn’t leave them that choice! You decided for them! Well you don’t get to decide this time, ok?! You’re gonna live and you’re going to take some responsibility for all those people’s lives you cut short!" -Tenten (Naruto)
"You know why big brothers are born first? To protect the little ones that come after them." -Ichigo Kurosaki (Bleach)
"It takes an idiot to do cool things. That's why it's cool." -Haruko (FLCL)
"Everything has a beginning and an end. Life is just a cycle of starts and stops. There are ends we don't desire, but they're inevitable, we have to face them. It's what being human is all about." -Jet Black (Cowboy Bebop)
"Don't look back. If you got something to do, then only look forward." -Kurogane (Tsubasa Chronicles)
"On the day we left, we burned down the family home and all the familiar things inside. Because some memories... aren't meant to leave traces." -Alphonse Elric (Fullmetal Alchemist)
"No matter how we close our eyes, there's a whole world out there bigger than ourselves and our dreams..." -Edward Elric (Fullmetal Alchemist)
"You know how the game of chess is played...each piece must be sacrificed" -Orochimaru (Naruto)
"Whatever happens , happens" -Spike Spiegal (Cowboy bebop)
"Let me tell you about the difference between you and me. It’s like the story of the monkey trying to capture the moon. However close he thinks he is to the moon, its still just the reflection of the moon in the middle of the lake. No matter how he struggles to capture that “moon”, the inevitably sinks to the bottom of that lake to no avail. You will never reach me." -Byakuya Kuchiki (Bleach)
"Then.. I will break the curse. If there is such a thing as peace, I will find it. I won't give up." -Nagato (Naruto)
"That human sacrificed himself to save the Pokemon. I pitted them against each other, but it was not until they set aside their differences that I saw the true power they all shared deep inside. I see now the circumstances of one’s birth are irrelevant. It is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are." -Mewtwo (Pokemon)
"Every human being relies on and is bounded by his knowledge and experience to live. This is what we call “reality”. However, knowledge and experience are ambiguous, thus reality can become illusion. Is it not possible to think that, all human beings are living in their assumptions?" -Itachi Uchiha(Naruto)
"When you’re in a town like this all covered with smoke, you forget that there’s a world outside. Nothing amazing happens here. And you get used to that, used to a world where everything is ordinary. Every day we spend here is like a whole lifetime of dying slowly. But now Haruko is here. That’s how I know there really is a world outside." -Naota Nandaba(FLCL)
"Religion, ideology, resources, land, spite, love, or just because...No matter how pathetic the reason, it's enough to start war. War will never cease to exist...
"This is the world you've stuck yourself into. If you aren't strong enough to lead, then you lose the privilege of getting what you want." -Genkai (Yu Yu Hakusho)
"If your opponent is of choleric temper, seek to irritate, and never fall for an enemy's taunts." -Roy Mustang (Fullmetal Alchemist)
"Flowing blood will call flowing blood, hatred will call hatred. This energy that will have swelled up will put its roots in this land and carve a crest of blood. No matter how many times they repeat it, they never learn. Humans sure are foolish and sad creatures." -Lust (Fullmetal Alchemist)
"We're not a part of your dream like you thought we were. I care, and I make mistakes. I may not be in this world for much longer, but I'll always be here. Just don't forget me." -Alfons Heiderich (FMA: Conqueror of Shamballa)
"When you defeat your opponent, can you definitely say that you don't think "I hit him! All right!" and hold pride in your skill, that you don't have even a little moment where you feel a sense of achievement in your work? Miss Sniper, in my view, you are the ones that I can't understand. To seek for justice in a special place like a battlefield is what's strange. Is it heretical to kill with alchemy? Is it better to kill with a gun? Or is it that you were prepared to kill one or two, but can't bear killing thousands? When you wore this of your own will, weren't you already prepared? If you don't like it, you shouldn't have worn it in the first place. You moved forward onto this path on your own, why are you playing the victim now? If you're going to take pity on yourself, don't kill people in the first place. Don't avert your eyes away from death. Look forward. Look at the people you're killing in the face. And don't forget them. Don't forget. Don't forget. They won't forget you either." -Zolf J. Kimbley (Fullmetal Alchemist)
"Why do flowers bloom? To make everyone happy. Flowers bloom, so that they may make us smile." -Luna (Casshern Sins)
"You're not weak. Your life is not defined by a letter grade, a dress size, your sexuality, or anything else. You have every chance at happiness. You were not meant to suffer. You are loved.Never, ever give up. " -Chris Colfer
"The world is cruel, but it's also beautiful." -Mikasa Ackerman (Shingeki no Kyojin)
(I'll add more as I think of them.)
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