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Hi! I'm Minerva.mcgonagall247. Most of my stories will be about Harry Potter.

I'm a teenage girl obsessed with Maggie Smith, Harry Potter, fanfictions, NCIS and Bones!

Love: Tiva, Ncis, Harry Potter, Maggie Smith, Cote de Pablo, Abby Scutio, Jibbs, McAbby, anything NCIS. DISNEY! The old not the shit we have now, Bones, Temperance, Booth, Christine, Angela, Hodgins, Cam, Sweets, Zach and Mr. Vicent Nigel Murray.


Harry Potter Stuff

House: Gryffindor

Match: Harry Potter

Blood: Blood Traitor

Teacher I am: Minerva Mcgonagall

Subject I am best at: Transfiguration

Subject I would teach: Transfiguration

Who I am most like: Hermione

Patornous: Cat

Animagus: Cat


Fav color: Red, Blue. BLACK!

Fav books: Harry Potter, Hunger Games

Fav Foods: NONE!

Hates: Twilight, TWILIGHT!(Both the books/movies and the ncis version only because I love/loved Kate) Death, Vance. The fact that Kate and Jenny died. Food. Sleep. Weeks without Ncis. CI-Ray! Eli David! Oh and days without Bones! When people diss Harry Potter.

If you sometimes say "Merlin!" instead of "God!" copy and paste this into your profile.

If you always mentally make the Sirius "serious" pun whenever somebody says, "I'm serious!" copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile. (Umbridge, Lockhart, Rita Skeeter, ARGH!)

If you secretly hoped to get a letter from Hogwarts when you were 11, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

No I won't go to hell! It has a restraining order against me.


I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky one, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it!!


Her name was Aurora
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endore

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly cries
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
" God, why? Why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrust the blade
Right into her chest,
" You deserve to die
You worthless pest! "

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arm

If you hate child abuse, post this on your profile


1)When you are sad, I will help you get drunk then assist in plotting revenge against the weasel that upset you.

2)When you are blue, I will try to dislodge whatever it is that is choking you.

3)When you smile I will know that you are probably planning something that I will want to be involved in.

4)When you are scared I will take the mick out of you until you're NOT.

5)When you are worried I will tell you stories about how much worse it could be until you STOP WHINING!

6)When you are confused I will try to use only little words.

7)When you are sick, stay the hell away from me because I don't want whatever you've got!

8)When you fall I will laugh at you, you clumsy arse, but I will, regardless, help you up.

This is my vow, as a friend, I hope you will, one day, return this to me.


If If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed a door that said pull or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile


Gay marriage:
1) Being gay is not natural. People always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Briteny Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America and the U.K.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans... --
Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage

If you are Harry Potter obsessed, copy this into you profile and add your
name: Ga Nat Nat, Evil Older Sister, Frozenfan, slygirl16, eragonharrypotterfan, WWMTgirl, Purpleducki88, Minerva McGonagall Rox,TivalovercalledAbby.1997, Boneslover247

If you think Minerva McGonagall is cool copy this in your profile.


.YOUR REAL NAME:Dana

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Danizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Scarlet Kitten

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Lynn Tolchester

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Odldarly

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Black Tea

7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maidenname, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Alyawtl

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Lynn

9.YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Sasha


In loving memory of...

Albus Dumbledore, the greatest headmaster Hogwarts will ever have

...James and Lily Potter, who died because of a friend's betrayal

...Sirius Black, a good godfather and best friend

...Rue, District 11's female tribute in the 74th Hunger Games

...Alastor "Mad-Eye" Moody, a notable member in the Order of the Phoenix

...Remus Lupin, who died fighting Death Eaters

...Nymphadora Tonks, killed by Death Eaters

...Fred Weasley, a great jokester who died laughing

...Charlotte, the only spider I'll ever like, who devised a plan to save Wilbur

...Severus Snape, who endured false accusations from his own side

...Colin Creevey, who lost his life to Death Eaters much too early

...Cedric Diggory, an innocent person, yet killed by Voldemort himself

...Kevin "Freak" Avery, who was too young to die

...Dobby, who died a free elf

...Primrose Everdeen, a brave young girl who shouldn't have died

...everyone else who died fighting Voldemort

May they all rest in peace.


"REMEMBER WHEN"

REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was cooties?
when mom was your hero and dad was the guy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and racE issues were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
was GROW UP?


Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.

I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes

and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this


YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt. (As long as nobody dies)
You've played with/against boys on a team. (only girl=fun!)
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheels cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.(yet at the same time sickening!)
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue or silver are one of your favorite colors.(Black)
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night
TOTAL:9

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/chapstick
You love skirts
Cats are better than dogs. (heck yeah!)
You love to shop
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink.
Go to your mom for advice
Pink, yellow, orange, purple or gold is one of your favorite colors.( GOLD)
You hate wearing the colour black
You like hanging out at the shopping center.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Shopping is one of your favourite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You are in gymnastics/dance
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes
You care about what you look like. (depends..)
You like wearing dresses when you can
You like wearing body perfume.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like being the star of everything.
TOTAL: 10


--If you wish you went to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, then copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list with your house of choice:

FiyeroTiggular93 - Slytherin, Weirder Than You - Ravenclaw, Summer Sweetheart - Hufflepuff, Kataang2- Gryffindor, MoonlightSpirit- Gryffindor, AngeliqueChanson-Slytherin(all the way!),AngeDeNocte-Ravenclaw, Raven Darkholme-slytherin(yah baby!), Kichi Rin no Akatsuki - Slytherin (Slytherin Pride!), PadfootThe2nd (I'm a Lion for life! GRYFFINDOR!), Poppy Quinn-Gryffindor or Ravenclaw, ohsnapitzJess - Slytherin, voldyismyfather - slytherin, DestinedforGreatness- Slytherin for the win! -LIONS FOR THE CUP!!- Gryffindor!!- Lyra124, TivalovercalledAbby.1997-GRYFFINDOR!, Boneslover247- gryffindor


I promise to remember Harry

When someone grows up with no love

I promise to remember Ron

When someone is jealous

I promise to remember Hermione

When I meet someone with wisdom beyond their years

I promise to remember James and Lily

when someone dies before their time

I promise to remember Dumbledore

At the thought of the greater good

I promise to "Solemely Swear That I Am Up To No Good"

for Gred, Forge, and Padfoot of course

I promise to remember Moony

And fight for human rights

I promise to remember Snape

When My heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Narcissa

When I'd do anything for family

I promise to remember Dora Tonks

When someone is hyper

I promise to remember Hedwig,

who lived and died soaring

I promise to remember Percy

When ambition gets the best of me

I promise to be careful

For Moody's sake, of course

I promise to remember Hagrid

When one is wrongly blamed

I promise to remember Neville

when I stand up for what is right

I promise to remember the Marauders

When a friend says "Call me and I'll be there."

Yes I promise that I will

remember Harry Potter


Harry Potter Fan I was born
Harry Potter Fan I'll die
And from the graveyard I'll scream "Harry Potter Rocks!!"


If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste


If you finished reading HARRY POTTER AND THE DEATHLY HALLOWS and consider it amazing, and to be your favorite book out of all seven, copy and paste this into your profile!

f you loved DH, HBP, OotP, GoF, PoA, CoS, and SS/PS, and know what all those initials stand for, copy and paste this on your account.

If you are Harry Potter obsessed, copy this into you profile and add your name: Ga Nat Nat, Evil Older Sister, Frozenfan, The Choco-Holic, Jade Snape-Holloway, psychotic me, LLAMAS WILL RULE THE WORLD, PrettyFanGirl, creative-writing-girl13, 14hp1, miss sophie potter, Mackenzie Weasley, Avatar Rikki, Dare-Deviless, Pitch5321, minerva.m1997, Boneslover247


This is a tribute to all who died fighting Tom Marvolo Riddle Aka: Voldemort

First off, I must say, Rest in Peace:

James and Lily Potter, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black (The True Mauraders) Nymphadora Tonks, Professor Snape, Fred Weasley, Colin Creavy, Dobby, Hedwig, Regulus Black, Charity Burbage, Mad-Eye Moody, Cedric Diggory, Gregorovitch, Sturgis Podmore, and all the brave souls that were lost to the War against Voldemort.

May you all rest in Peace, and Remember you're never forgotten

To James and Lily,
Who died at the beginning,
To Remus and Dora,
Who will never know their son,
To Dumbledore,
Who was as human as Harry,
To Sirius,
who was punished for what he didn't do
To Severus,
who wasn't as bad as we thought,
To the hundreds that died needlessly,
To the many that died 'for the greater good',
To these brave souls I raise my glass,
May they forever Rest In Peace...


In Remembrance

…In Remembrance to Severus Snape….
….A Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor…
...without all the red and gold crap.

…In Remembrance to Fred Weasley…
…Who fought bravely to the very end….
…And whose jokes will forever brighten his other half…
…And will loyally await his soul mate and brother…
… with many jokes…
...he's got forever to think of them, right?

…In Remembrance to Dobby…
…Who was more free and full of love…
...than any elf, and most humans.

….In Remembrance to Remus J. Lupin….
...the last real Marauderer...
…who was not just a wonderful father…
….a incredible husband and brave hero…
...as well as a freakin' awesome werewolf.

….In Remembrance to Nymphadora Tonks…
…who died for ‘the greater good’…
...and would probably hex me for calling her Nymphadora.

…In Remembrance of Alastor ‘Mad-Eye’ Moody….
…who’s motto ‘constant vigilance’ kept him alive…
...and scared the crap out of some kids too.

…In Remembrance of Tom Marvelo Riddle a.k.a. Voldemort….
…who was pretty cool, and cute when he was younger…
…but who got his ass thoroughly kicked in the end

…In Remembrance of Albus Dumbledore…
…whose past and wisdom confused us…
…whose seeming betrayal shocked us…
…but actually who turned out to be an okay guy in the end...
...despite the whole 'almost killing Harry' thing.

In Remembrance to Bellatrix Lestrange…
… because it’s was awesome how Molly slapped her with that Avada Kedavra!
She deserved everything she got and more.

…In Remembrance of Colin Creevey…
…who we really didn’t know too well…
…but took a lot of pictures and died fighting in a war…
…so he must’ve done something good…
…besides stalking Harry.

…In Remembrance of Hedwig…
...Harry's actual first friend…
...who lived and died soaring.


Abby- Reporting for duty as ordered sir!
Gibbs- Wrong hand Abbs
Abby- Sorry sir!
Gibbs- (talks about case...)
Abby- Permission to speak freely sir!
Giibbs- You always speak freely Abbs
Abby- I know I just always wanted to say that..."
Abby- Thank you sir
Gibbs- Dont call me sir
Abby- Thank you ma'am"


You know that you're addicted to NCIS when...

1. You have seen every episode several times and still never get tired of it.

2. You will yell if someone tries bothers you on Tuesday night when you are watching a new episode of NCIS.

3. You find yourself Gibbs Slapping people. (Or yourself)

4. You have had a dream about it or involving one of the characters.

5. You daze out while sitting at your desk and imagine yourself running along side Tony and Ziva with your gun drawn yelling, "Federal agents! Drop your weapon!"

6. You watch the movies that Tony has mentioned. As many as humanly possible that is.

7. You wish USA would put more than just three episodes a night on.

8. You have started using military refernces. Hit the head, scuttle butt, hit the rack, etc.

9. The majority of television you watch is of NCIS.

10. You smell something funny or hear a beeping sound and your mind goes to a chemical attack or a bomb.

11. You call people Probie and use McNicknames.

12. Your dog goes missing and you say to, "Put out a BOLO."

13. You try and convince every person you meet to watch it.

14. You use the term Hinky.

If any of these refer to you copy and paste it into your profile.


MY TOP 20 FAVE NCIS QUOTES:

DiNozzo: Have you had your mandatory session with the shrink?
Ziva: Yes!
DiNozzo: Still crazy then?
Ziva glares at Tony
DiNozzo: Getting off your case. -Recoil

DiNozzo: about Ziva hitting his abdomen Do it.
McGee: As hard as she can?
DiNozzo: As hard as you can.
McGee: You know that's how Houdini died.
DiNozzo: Ziva, did you kill Houdini?
Ziva: It is possible. I do not remember all of their names. -Corporal Punishment

Ziva: Referring to DiNozzo Officer Hadar will not harm him. Only two people have the authority to do that.
Vance: Your father's one. Second?
Ziva: Me. -Aliyah

Eli David: With traffic, I wasn't expecting you for another hour.
Officer Ziva David: I drove.
Eli David: Enough said. -Aliyah

Ziva: referring to one of the supermodels You really find her attractive?
DiNozzo: Oh yeah.
Ziva: Well I want to shoot her. -Model Behavior

Gibbs: Ziva, tough time at the Pawn Shop?
Ziva: Ziva sighs I ran into a stone wall.
DiNozzo: Brick wall.
Ziva: No! It was stone wall! I backed up too quickly. -Hide and Seek

DiNozzo: Curious to find out what follows "red light" behavior, Ziva?
Ziva: Uh... potential pregnancy? -Driven

Ziva: to a suspect who has grabbed her butt Remove your hand or I will rip your arm off and beat you to death with it! -Singled Out

DiNozzo: Like my father always said, "Be careful who you marry, Anthony. She may end up being a homicidal maniac."
McGee: Your father actually said that to you?
DiNozzo: No, but I'm pretty sure he thought it.
Ziva: Probably he knew your taste in women. -Light Sleeper

DiNozzo: I'm not getting a signal. How about you?
Ziva: holds up her cell phone No. I'm braless.
DiNozzo: I noticed that earlier. But on your phone they're called "bars." -Boxed In

McGee: Well, there's no bag. Maybe the killer took it.
Ziva: Maybe she just didn't have a bag.
McGee: Every woman has a bag.
Ziva: Do I have a bag, McGee?
McGee: No, but you're not a... Well, I mean, you're a woman. You're just not a... not a normal... Tony: Quit while your ahead McGee
-Once a Hero

DiNozzo: Someone didn't know how to parallell park
Ziva: I've always found it hard to park when someone is shooting at you -Road Kill

DiNozzo: What did Shmuel Rubinstein do to incur the wrath of Ziva?
Ziva: He said he liked me. -Road Kill

Ziva: Tony asked if she misses the excitement of being a Mossad spy You've seen too many James Bond movies. It's not all about car chases and sex.
DiNozzo: It wasn't?
Ziva: Well, there was a lot of sex. -Probie

Ziva: If you value that hand, I suggest you back away, slowly. -Judgement Day

DiNozzo: I don't know if you've noticed but she and they don't exactly want to shoot me.
Ziva: Give them time. -Collateral Damage

Ziva: referring to Tony Is he always this juvenile?
McGee: Only on the days of the week ending with the word "day." -Switch

Abby: What will you do then?
Ziva: We kill them, Abby.
DiNozzo: Arrest them, Ziva. We'll arrest them.
Paula Cassidy: I prefer her way. -Grace Period

Ziva: Do you see what I see?
DiNozzo: Crazy Israeli chick with impulse issues? -Designated Target

DiNozzo: to McGee "The Sound of Music" confuses you, Probie.
Ziva: I love that movie!
starts to sing, DiNozzo puts his hand over her mouth
DiNozzo: One note, and I will lock you in a room and make you listen to "It's a Small World" for 24 hours straight. Do we understand each other? -Hiatus Part I


Twilight is not about Vampires and Werewolves, it will always be the day that Kate died.

I'm suffering from severe JDDS (otherwise known as Judgement Day Denial Syndrome) JDDS is an epidemic among us JIBBS shippers. Those of you in denial about Jenny's death, copy and pate this to your profile.

I currently am in denial about Jenny being dead since they never showed her actual body, it was only a reflection and it didn't really look like her, and they never did her autopsy. If you are a JIBBs shipper and think like this then copy and paste this to your profile.

Jenny - Sometimes things aren't so simple, Abby. Sometimes you can't control the outcome. Sometimes you have to look at the reality in front of you and accept it.


What I think of NCIS:

- It is inevitable that Tony and Ziva get together, but i secretly hope it'll take some more time, because the sexual tension between them is in my eyes essential to keep the show interesting.

- Gibbs is secretly the biggest Tiva-shipper ever

- They shouldn't have killed Jenny and Mike Franks (and Kate, although I'm kinda glad they did, because otherwise Ziva wouldn't have joined the team)

- I am a very peaceful person...but when it comes to Jeanne, Rivkin, EJ and CI-Ray I'm seriously losing it. I. Hate. These. People.

- I don't like Season 9's SecNav and I'm not particularly fond of Vance either...but I think I'm just mad at him for splitting up the team after Jenny's death...that was just wrong.


Stuff I DON'T like in NCIS fanfictions:

- Pairings like Gabby (Gibbs/Abby), Giva (Gibbs/Ziva) or - for crying out loud - Tibbs (Tony/Gibbs)...that's just wrong. Gibbs is like the team's big father figure and there's nothing romantical about his relationships to Ziva or Abby.
AND NEITHER TONY NOR GIBBS ARE GAY! I don't have anything against gays/lesbians but please don't make ANY Tibbs references or stories, I'm begging you!

- Fics where Tony and Ziva have to go under cover for some random reason and suddenly realize that they love each other.
We already had that like a bazillion times, come up with something new. Seriously.

- Ziva gets pregnant. I read a lot of stories with that plot-line and I only liked two. And those two were written by very skilled authors. I don't know about you, but I simply can't picture Ziva David pregnant.

- Fics that are like ten years from now and Ziva and Tony are in their mid-thirties. Than makes them in their early twenties in the actual series...and come on but that's OBVIOUSLY not the case (only with Ziva it's actually right, because she's 23 when she first appears in the show). You wanna write future-fics - make them the right age.

- Incorrect grammar or spelling. I mean it's okay if you're writing in a language that isn't your mother tongue, but still...put some effort in your writing!
And if you ARE writing in your first language: WHAT THE HELL??? You should reaaaallllly at least try to get the friggin grammar right


When people ask me if I've seen Twilight, I say, "Yeah, several times!" They ask if I've READ it, and I say, "You know, I've heard there's a book but I didn't think they were connected. I should look into it, I LOVE Twilight!" When they say they love it too, I start talking about it. "I mean, the way Kate dies at the end? TOTALLY shocking. And so sad! Getting killed mid-sentence like that... And the look on Tony's face-" When they cut me off and ask what Twilight I'm talking about, I say "The NCIS season two finale of course! What Twilight are YOU talking about? Oh, that series with sparkly vampires, right? You know, Tony has a fear of vampires..." Copy and paste this into your profile if your Twilight came out in 2005!


Jingle bells,
EJ smells,
Tiva all the way,
Ray should die,
I won't cry,
I'll laugh all day, hey

Between Abby Sciuto and Mythbusters, Science was never cooler.


If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever seen a film, TV show, or anything of the like, and can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments, copy this into your profile. (gotta love Truth or Consequences) *omg i can quote that word for word, line for line, facial expressions and everything. i have to have seen it about 20 times. i even bought it on itunes!


Tony: So you've seen him before? From...internet dating?

Ziva: I will kill you eighteen different ways with THIS paperclip.

McGee: You know, that's how Houdini died.

Tony: Ziva, did you kill Houdini?

Ziva: It is possible. I do not remember all their names...

Tony: I thought you said 27 thousand kills

McGee: 28 thousand kills

Tony: But you said 27 thousand kills!

McGee: That was yesterday.

Tony: You killed a thousand people in one day?

McGee: I was hot, I was on fire!

Tony: It's not a cause for excitement, McGee, it's a cause for concern... speaking of causes for concern: Autopsy Gremlin? What are you doing up here? You know what happens if direct sulight hits your skin!

Palmer: Oh, I was just showing Ziva some pictures of me and Breena.

Ziva: Ooo.. Matching tattoos?

Palmer: I- It's henna- Ju-just henna.

Tony: You got... commitment issues, Palmer?

Palmer: I have a little trouble with... permanant things. Actually, I can't even put a bumper sticker on my car...

Tony: Lemme see... Where is this? It looks like the Baltimore Street Sign. McGee! Didn't you say you wanted to go there?

McGee: Nah, I decided not to.

Tony: Did YOU really make that decision, McGee, or was it made for you? By your addiction to killing. McGee killed a thousand people yesterday.

Ziva: Eh? That is not on the record.

Tony: On his video game.

Ziva: Oh.

McGee: Boss!

Gibbs: You got something to something to tell me...elf lord?


1) You've yelled hysterically at anyone who bothers you on Tuesday nights, episode premier night

2) You've used two or more "Ziva-isms"

3) You've begun to use marine phrases

4) You repeat Rule 23 to anyone who touches your coffee

5) You are desperately searching for Caf-Pow!

6) You've accidentally tried to use your TV as an MTAC screen

7) You find yourself absentmindedly humming the theme song

8) You're up at four in the morning reading NCIS fanfics

9) You find yourself Gibbs Headslapping people (and yourself)

10) You've tried to watch the movies that Tony talks about.

11) Your dog goes missing and you say "Put out a BOLO."

12) You've never, ever, EVER broken rule 12.

13) You ALWAYS break rule 12. :)

14) You've threatened to kill someone with a paperclip

15) You were hysterically screaming "NO!" at the top of your lungs during ep "A Desperate Man" at the TV screen when Ray proposed to Ziva.

16) You use McNicknames on people

17) You've caught yourself daydreaming about running alongside Tony and Ziva, yelling "NCIS! Drop your weapon!!"

18) Your video game username is "Elf Lord"

19) You've tried making your hair like Ziva's (and, like me have failed drastically)

20) You copy and paste this into your profile.


Things I am not allowed to do at NCIS:

1) I am not allowed to launch paper balls at Tony and say "I'm practicing sniping."

2) I will not yell "HINKY!" repeatedly during work hours.

3) I will not sneak up behind people, scare them, and then claim "I'm Gibbs!"

4) I will not threaten to kill people with a paperclip

5) Gloves are for evidence; not to be used as balloons.

6) I will stop saying "Get a room!" whenever Tony and Ziva are arguing.

7) I am not allowed to discuss my theory of how Gibbs is related to the Men In Black.

8) I will not hide Bert behind McGee's desk and say "McGee, there's a bathroom RIGHT THERE."

9) I will not refer to Ducky as "Donald Duck"

10) I will not dress up as Gibbs for Halloween

11) I will not ask McGee how many wedgies a day, on average, would he get when he was a kid.

12) I will not call people "snitches."

13) -Or a certain word that rhymes.

14) I will not yell "PARIS!" repeatedly when Tony and Ziva are within two feet of each other.

15) I will not refer to Ziva as "Mossad Hunting Dog."

16) -Especially around Ziva

17) I will not bring a water gun to work and tell everyone it is real, then pretend to shoot them with it.

18) I am not allowed to date coworkers (yeah, sure. That's gonna last.)

19) I am not allowed to headslap random people because they are not following Gibbs Rules.

20) I am not allowed to tell Probies that the first test on the job is to let a blind-folded Gibbs shoot an apple off your head.

21) I am not allowed to ask Ziva how stupid she thought Ray's haircut was.

22) I am not allowed to prank call Gibbs, claiming I sell sniper guns.

23) I am not allowed to call Tony "My little hairy butt."

24) I am not allowed to call Ziva "Sweetcheeks"

25) I am not allowed to impersonate Bert at lunch

26) I am not replace Gibbs' coffee with Abby's Caf-Pow!

27) I am not to replace Abby's Caf Pow! with Gibbs' coffee.

28) Probies are not to be used as "Moving Target Practice"

29) I am not allowed to hide in a body bag in Autopsy, then scare the hell out of Jimmy Palmer if and when he opens it.


Why we love Tiva so much:

-Because he noticed she was braless! (Boxed In)
-Because he wanted to tussle her hair (Recoil)
-Because she made dinner for him (Boxed In)
-Because they are the hottest fake married undercover assassins ever (Undercovers)
-Because he risked his career for her (Aliyah)
-Because it’s inevitable (Judgement Day, Part II)
-Because she missed everyone, even Tony (Last Man Standing)
-Because he knows where her tattoo is (Dagger)
-Because she’s seen his butt
-Because his butt would be a 5 if he shaved it(Frame Up)
-Because she’s his ninja (Nine Lives)
-Because he was willing to die so she could escape (Undercovers)
-Because he had pictures of her on his wall (Agent Afloat)
-Because he has hair like a porcupig ( Silver War)
-Because Gibbs thought they got married and didn’t tell him(Suspicion)
-Cause of her twist in the english language ,tony hangs on her every word .
-Cause in “Undercover” she let him be on top
-Cause she laughs at his imitations
-Because Tony wants to do page 57 with her. (Silver War)
-Because Ducky knows they have feelings for each other (Last Man Standing, Legend Part I)
-Because she intimidates him (Kill Ari II)
-Because she opened up to him about her sister’s murder (Kill Ari II)
-Because they played grab-ass(Boxed In)
-Because Tony visited Ziva’s place at least once a week while Gibbs was away(Shalom)
-Because Mossad thought Tony and Ziva were sleeping together (Shalom)
-Because Rivkin was jealous of Tony(Last Man Standing, Legends I&II, Semper Fidelis)
-Because she calls him his little hairy butt (Undercovers)
-Because Tony imaged her pregnant with his kid! (Undercovers)
-Because Tony was looking forward to having a little Dinozzo with Ziva (Undercovers)
-Because he touched her, and it wasn’t his knee! (Undercovers)
-Because he calls her sweetcheeks
-Because if they live long enough she might tell him how she got the friction burn (Boxed In)
-Because under normal circumstances he would consider having his hands on her ass fun (Boxed In)
-Because he was going to buy her a house, though it would have to be a fake house cause the money was fake (Boxed In)
-Because he risked his life to save her.
-Because he admitted to her that he can’t live without her. (Truth Or Consequences)
-Because he admitted that he tried to leave her alone but couldn’t. (Truth Or Consequences)
-Because Tony thinks that Ziva is not replaceable. (Truth Or Consequences)
-Because if he could, he’d drag her back in a heartbeat. (Truth Or Consequences)
-Because she told him that he had always had her back. (Reunion)
-Because Abby ships Tiva too! (Cover Story)
-Because their intense staring made McGee feel awkward! (Reunion)
-Because Tony broke all the rules for her.
-Because he was a bit jealous of Rivkin. (Legend Parts 1 and 2)
-Because they are BOTH tired of pretending. (Dagger)
-Because they are soulmates. (Designated Target)
-Because he learned some Hebrew for her.
-Because even Eli is aware of their chemistry(Aliyah)


NCIS proverbs:

1. If you leave the door open, the iguana might come in
2. Never mess with silver haired snipers
3. Some people are born great, some people have greatness thrust upon them...and some people are DiNozzo
4. Human lie detectors come in nice packages, silver wrapping and are called Gibbs
5. Opportunity is often missed because it is dressed in overalls and looks like hard work. Tony's talent is often missed because it is dressed in a Hawaiian shirt and looks like fun
6. Ask not what the boat in the basement does for you, but what you can do for the boat in the basement
7. When in doubt, try the internet
8. Do not bite the hand that feeds you, but be wary of the ones who touch your coffee.
9. He who touches Gibbs' coffee is he who no longer has a right hand.
10. He who takes Abby's Caf-Pow! has dissappeared without a trace.
11. When even the greatest ninja is challenged by a Ziva, he should run.
12. The great man never runs from a fight. Unless, of course, it's Ziva challenging you. Then, you should run like hell.
13. Laughter is the best medicine, unless you are DiNozzo. Then, it's just a drug.


You have dressed up as an NCIS character for Halloween (yup. i was Abby but i dont have the right hair color for it!)
You know just about all Gibbs' Rules by heart. (yeah its sad.)
You "Gibbs Slap" people when they mess up. (it's actually fun sometimes)
You have learned Hebrew just to find out what Ziva says in some scenes (it does come in handy sometimes...)
You have seen every single NCIS episode You hear a love song on the radio and instantly think of Tiva or McAbby (Not my fault! OK maybe it is...)
You ignore everything around you on Tuesday nights at 8:00. (The house could be burning. I wouldn't know.)
You can name the episode from what the characters are wearing and how there hair is. (It's scary.)
You have do your hair or wear clothes like the characters without even realizing it. When you realize it you smile happily.
You quote the show on a regular basis.
You have to be told not to talk about the show for the rest of the day because thats all you have been talking about.

So if you do any of the above you may suffer from NCIS addiction. (well, not really suffer but..) :)

Why i believe in Tiva:

-Because he said he couldn't live without her.
-Because he said "Probie" with love."
-Because he risked his life to go save her.
-Because he lied about his knee.
-Because he said she was priceless.
-Because he calls her my ninja.
-Becasue he still calls her Sweet Cheeks.
-Becasue he said "Handle with care, contents priceless."

-Because she gets jealous everytime he has a date.
-Because she kissed him first in Undercovers.
-Because she told him to save himself and let her die.
-Because she let him share a bed with her in Jetlag.
-Because she told Nora "no" too quickly.
-Becasue she still calls him Hairy Butt.
-Becasue she will give him "anything he wants".
-Because she tried to protect him from that bomb
-Becasue she asked "If he liked what he saw."

-Because they were really under covers together.
-Because they always have each other's backs.
-Because there was no couch in Paris.
-Because they screw all of Gibbs' rules.
-Because they are in love.


Twilight is not about Vampires and Werewolves, it will always be the day that Kate died.
A Gibbs-Slap is a form of affection. Somehow.
Caf-Pows are the best thing since sliced bread.
A paper clip is more than just an office tool.
Rules were meant to be broken. And the ones that are, are 12 up on the list, so they weren't that important!!
Coffee is something that can never run out. If it does, well, good luck.
A kiss on the check means more than you think!!
Barking dogs are just a factor in life. They become more real when they are not a sound coming off a phone.
Trust. How could they live without it.
Death is a part of life.
Undercover is a really good place to be


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The Professors' Point of View by alittleinsane963 reviews
Admit it, you've always been curious about what the professors were thinking while Harry, Ron, and Hermione got themselves into all kinds of shenanigans.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 92 - Words: 182,755 - Reviews: 2962 - Favs: 911 - Follows: 932 - Updated: 4/15 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Severus S., Minerva M.
Graduation, Marauder's Style by macawtopia reviews
They did it. The Marauders and Lily survived their NEWTs and now all they've got left is making it through the year's biggest dorm party, prank, irrational female crisis and, hardest of all, they've got to say goodbye to Hogwarts forever... A sequel to Hey Diddle Diddle
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,725 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/13/2013 - Published: 5/13/2012 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Memos by tartan-angel reviews
A series of random memos sent between our two favourite Professors... who said Flitwick? *evil glare*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 147 - Words: 41,345 - Reviews: 1251 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 10/5/2013 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Albus D., Minerva M.
Her Breaking Point by potterhead1997 reviews
Hermione can't handle the stress anymore... set during third year rating will be changed in later chapters set during 3rd year
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,409 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 4/26/2013 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Hermione G., Albus D., Minerva M., Poppy P.
Gift Of Gratitude by MinervaDeannaBond reviews
After the first Quidditch match against Slytherin, Harry Potter seeks out Professor McGonagall to thank her for her gift - and he unknowingly gives her something to be thankful for as well. Set during the movie "Sorcerer's Stone."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,779 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/11/2013 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Harry P., Minerva M. - Complete
Tabby Cats and Wizards by SilverTabbyAndOtter reviews
Minerva finds a young muggle born in need of help. Who is she to turn down a young charge in need? Will Annabelle break into her heart? Set starting in the Golden Trio's second year at Hogwarts. A little bit of AD/MM in there too.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 29 - Words: 60,441 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 3/22/2013 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Minerva M., OC
A Different Kind of Story by Rachael32 reviews
What if Brennan tried to hide her pregnancy from Booth? Please join me on this crazy and romantic ride with Booth and Brennan! Follow me on twitter @rachfaceX32
Bones - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,942 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 2/10/2013 - Published: 4/22/2012
Catch Phrase by newyorkace reviews
Words can be processed, but it's the moments that make the memories. 100 drabbles for 100 of the most memorable NCIS quotes. Chapter 73 contains spoilers from 10x11, Shabbat Shalom, Sneak Peak.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 75 - Words: 24,721 - Reviews: 536 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 1/22/2013 - Published: 10/12/2010
Finding Her In a Lost Place by yello13 reviews
The Team had found her broken and now the culprit would have to pay. Jenny and Gibbs will do anything to protect Abby because RULE #1 On JENNY"S LIST- don't mess with her little girl. Jibbs slight then strong. Mother/Daughter Father/Daughter. R&R Request.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,455 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 12/3/2012 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Abby S., Jenny Shepard
A Somalian Blessing by WritingFromTheSoul reviews
Ziva is finally found in the deepest, darkest part of Somalia. But she still has to make one very important decision, one that may change everything for her. Yes, there is a lot of Tiva involved in this.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,976 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 8/15/2012 - Published: 2/2/2012 - Ziva D., Tony D.
True Colors by darbear reviews
Hermione Granger lost her mother early in the summer of her fifth year. Her father tortured her throughout the summer and even though she is now at Hogwarts, the threat of him is still looming over her head. Luckily for her, Gryffindor Head of House Minerva McGonagall notices her star pupil is out of sorts. Read along as student and teacher morph into family.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,047 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 7/23/2012 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Minerva M., Hermione G.
Suffer by CSIvHP11 reviews
'Of course,' she said, and Harry, amazed, saw a tear glistening in her beady eye. 'Of course, I realise this has all been hardest on the friends of those who have been... I quite understand.' HPCoS pg 214
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 150 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Minerva M. - Complete
Dance of Love by SylvaDragon reviews
Albus and Minerva Yule Ball fluff set during Goblet of Fire. Surprise gifts for Minerva, romance and old memories for both Albus Dumbledore and Minerva McGonagall. ADMM oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,248 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/3/2012 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
Impulse by TapesAndRecords reviews
"Hold me close and be as quiet as you can, Ziva." Tiva, One-Shot. Not really that fluffy.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,683 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/23/2012 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Not Alone by emmaswanskillian reviews
Oneshot. His heart ached briefly for her, and he met her eyes. "Didn't want to be alone tonight?" Tag to 9x24. Tiva friendship, hinted romance.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,319 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
In The Balance by In Between Daydreams reviews
Their legs were tangled, their fingers intertwined, on the floor of the elevator. Not out of lust, or spontaneity, though out of extinct. They didn't go into that elevator out of want, but out of need. To know that the other was safe. 9x24
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 743 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/19/2012 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
Shot by socks-lost reviews
Jane got shot. Jane shot herself. No matter how many different ways you word it it still comes out sounding insane. Set after 1x10. Maura's point of view. Kinda dark.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,599 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/18/2012 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles - Complete
Promise by EmeraldSerpent5450 reviews
When Albus leaves with Harry for the cave by the sea, she asks him to promise his return, and inwardly wishes more than anything that he would simply lie to her. MMAD, oneshot. T because I'm paranoid.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,002 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/7/2012 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
Socks by EmeraldSerpent5450 reviews
Albus Dumbledore wears strange socks because the woman he loves told them that they're funny and he loves to see her smile. How will Minerva react when she hears this? MMAD, one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,373 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/5/2012 - Minerva M., Albus D. - Complete
More Than A Teacher by TheRiverUnbroken reviews
She never knew how much she meant to him until she handed him his diploma.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 680 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/30/2012 - Harry P., Minerva M. - Complete
30 word challenge by cmol8806 reviews
One shots based off a list of words, some of them are actually good lol
Bones - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 13,293 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 10/5/2011 - T. Brennan, S. Booth
Sleep Talking by EmeraldSerpent5450 reviews
After hearing Albus mutter something in his sleep while he was napping in his office, Minerva wonders about the implications of what she heard him say. MMAD, one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 667 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/28/2012 - Minerva M., Albus D. - Complete
Bittersweet by EmeraldSerpent5450 reviews
The news of a death in Minerva's family turns bittersweet at the unexpect result of the shoulder on which she is offered to cry. MMAD, one-shot. T because I'm paranoid.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,409 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/27/2012 - Minerva M., Albus D. - Complete
Hiding from Mummy by EmeraldSerpent5450 reviews
Two of Albus and Minerva's children go on a mission to escape bedtime. Mild MMAD, one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 577 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/27/2012 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
After the battle by hermin22 reviews
Hermione visits her Professor in hospital after the final battle.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,142 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 4/26/2012 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Hermione G., Minerva M.
Minerva's Advice by EmeraldSerpent5450 reviews
Minerva's sister Ceres is head-over-heels for a man, but she won't tell him how she feels. When Minerva complains to Albus about her sister's foolishness, Albus realizes his own foolishness and decides to tell Minerva how he feels about her. MMAD, oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 453 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Published: 4/25/2012 - Minerva M., Albus D. - Complete
Summer's Day by Biscuits and Angels reviews
MMAD! Just a, cute? Little one-shot, about a hot summer's day and a game of Tag.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 506 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/25/2012 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
Soon to Be by Tab2011 reviews
Booth and Brennan talks about the time Brennan find out she was pregnant.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,019 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/22/2012 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Sleeping softly by Cassiopeia's reviews
"Sitting here, cuddled together and watching their little baby girl is the most exciting and beautiful thing in the world and Booth is sure to never get tired of it." - My tag on 7x08 "The Bump in the Road"
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,177 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/12/2012 - Published: 4/11/2012 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
No TV? by xoc13 reviews
A little oneshot inspired by 'The Prince in the Plastic' episode. Pregnant Brennan holding baby Michael gives a stranger the wrong idea.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,114 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 4/10/2012 - Published: 11/25/2011 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
Influences by skgq12101997 reviews
Harry Potter is Minerva McGonagall's student.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 282 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/29/2012 - Harry P., Minerva M. - Complete
Thin by Mrs. Elizabeth Gibbs reviews
"The tips of her fingers brushed her mouth, flirting with her lips. The hollow of her wrist caught the light, her skin translucent. She was a skeleton- but in her eyes, she was beautiful." Angst. Jibbs relationship. Eating disorder fic. One-shot.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,113 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Jenny Shepard, Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Just Pillow Talk by Freedom-In-Fantasy reviews
Tony tells Ziva he loves her, but she thinks it's just pillow talk. Short fluffy piece.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 576 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/8/2012 - Tony D., Ziva D.
Nightmare by LittleMissBrit reviews
Tony has a nightmare, and is comforted by his wife. TIVA! Angst then fluff. I don't own NCIS or any of the characters.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 655 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/8/2012 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Choices by HeadlessHuntsman reviews
This was written for ReillyJade's After the Battle competition. This is my first attempt at writing about, or from the viewpoint of McGonagall. Let me know what you think.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 789 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/2/2012 - Minerva M. - Complete
Breaking The Lion's Heart by NickyLee308 reviews
Minerva's thoughts as she mourns the losses during the break in fighting.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,183 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Minerva M. - Complete
A Magical Christmas by EmPoweredBeing reviews
Harry and Hermione are stuck in the castle alone for their first Christmas in the magical world. Minerva McGonagall shows them a little magic all of her own as they share the magic of Christmas now and for all the years to come.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,899 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/25/2011 - Harry P., Minerva M. - Complete
Love Letter by NeverBeenDarkMarked reviews
Ron attempts to write one, and nothing turned out the way he hoped.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,716 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Ron W., Minerva M. - Complete
My Hero by Refreshingly Original reviews
We all know that Dumbledore was Harry's mentor, but who was his hero?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,068 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/7/2011 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Harry P., Minerva M. - Complete
Four Heads Are Better Than One by Isilarma reviews
The Heads of Houses watch the progress of Harry and his classmates through the years.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 28,182 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 11/26/2011 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Minerva M., Severus S.
Inseparable by lilypotters reviews
My spin on Hermione's "I'll go with you" line in the DH part 2 movie. Written from all three of the trio's POVs in different chapters. Harry/Hermione FRIENDSHIP ONLY. There are most definitely hints of RHr.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,241 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Sunrise in the Owlery by My Dear Professor McGonagall reviews
Professor McGonagall has trouble sleeping. Fanfiction Idol: Round III.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,768 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Minerva M., Crookshanks - Complete
Of Hair, Advice, and Dancing by lilypotters reviews
"Come and dance." The day of Bill's wedding, he gives Ron a bit of advice that gives him the courage to ask a certain girl to dance. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,967 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/7/2011 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Anywhere But Here by beMMADfabulous reviews
Joseph always seems to know what his Queen needs to make her feel better. Just a little oneshot that I've had in mind for awhile. Enjoy!
Princess Diaries - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 862 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Clarisse R., Joe - Complete
My Dear Professor McGonagall by NeverBeenDarkMarked reviews
POTTERMORE SPOILERS Here is a story about Minerva McGonagall and her nephew when he came to Hogwarts, really just a bit of cuteness!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,236 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/27/2011 - Minerva M. - Complete
Recovery by beMMADfabulous reviews
Minerva returns from St. Mungo's in Order of the Phoenix, and Albus wants to take care of her, of course. ADMM.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 919 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 29 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
Getting to know her by coraline-caroline reviews
Shortly after Sirius'death Harry is helping Dumbledore sorting memories for the pensieve. He is in for a surprise and discovers there is somebody else to rely on. There is more to MM than he thought. Mainly MM/HP -also other characters AD, Lily...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 47 - Words: 118,937 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 9/21/2011 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Harry P., Minerva M. - Complete
The Nightmare by My Dear Professor McGonagall reviews
Molly's worst nightmare.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,781 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/20/2011 - Molly W., Arthur W. - Complete
Home by My Dear Professor McGonagall reviews
An early evening, private conversation between Minerva McGonagall and Pomona Sprout, upon Minerva's return from St. Mungo's.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,562 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Minerva M., P. Sprout - Complete
Delayed Celebration by beMMADfabulous reviews
Albus is being called away to the Ministry at yet another inconvenient time... if he even remembers the significance of it at all. ADMM. Rating going up for Chapter 2!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,607 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/3/2011 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
Frozen by swamygliders reviews
Ron finds Harry crying in his bed one night after a detention. When he goes to get help for his best mate Harry runs. Where does he go and who finds him? Warning: Mentions of Abuse
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 117,936 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 571 - Follows: 359 - Updated: 8/17/2011 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Harry P., Minerva M. - Complete
Something Worth Living For by songbook reviews
After Albus Dumbledore's death, Alastor Moody reminds Minerva McGonagall exactly what she is fighting for. One-shot, no pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,822 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Minerva M., Alastor M. - Complete
Things Harry Potter Taught Me 7 by Sinkme reviews
Broken into two lists in honor of the movies. Part I is 40 points, Part II is 45 points. Some turned into mini-rants and comments about the movie, but whatever. I had a lot of fun writing these and I hope they're fun to read!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,765 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Complete
To be Remembered by lionesseyes13 reviews
When Oliver asks Professor McGonagall to return Harry's Firebolt, the conversation does not go as smoothly as Oliver hoped and forces him to think about what really is worth dying for...Set during Prisoner of Azakaban.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,161 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Oliver W., Minerva M. - Complete
Playtime by MinervaDeannaBond reviews
After Voldemort's defeat, Harry takes his broomstick out for a ride - only, to his surprise, to have Professor McGonagall join him for some fun and games!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,110 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Harry P., Minerva M. - Complete
McGonagall's List by Imagen99 reviews
A list in the common room. Goes from Marauder's Era to next gen. :
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,687 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/4/2011 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Minerva M. - Complete
Well Wishes by Imagen99 reviews
Whilst she is recovering in ST Mungos, Minerva recieves a few cards...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,400 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Minerva M. - Complete
Massacre of Young Souls by Dawn96 reviews
Professor McGonagall notices a change in one of her students...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,343 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Regulus B., Minerva M. - Complete
Making it Better by tartan-angel reviews
His best friend always knew how to make him feel better.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 639 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
Minerva's Appeal by RhondaStar reviews
In Chapter 18 of OOTP Angelina tells Harry and Ron she has permission to re-form the Quidditch team. "I went to McGonagall and I think she might have appealed to Dumbledore." So I wondered just how she got his permission... ADMM 1 shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,507 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
Letting His Guard Down by MagicaeArtiumLaudator reviews
McGonagall visits Harry in Privet Drive and cheers him up after the events at the end of his fourth year. One-shot, fluff!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,987 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Harry P., Minerva M. - Complete
Sometimes I love those twins! by TivalovercalledAbby.1997 reviews
The Twins have an idea to make Minnie's day.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 348 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Minerva M., Fred W. - Complete
Choking On A Sandwich by Doggett.Rules reviews
I own nothing NCIS. Tony's point of view. He is eating and watching Ziva, he starts choking and Ziva helps him.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 476 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Blind by hermin22 reviews
Hermione meets an old lady and ends up in the rooms of her head of house. The summery sucks, but the story is cute ;
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,119 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 5/15/2011 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Hermione G., Minerva M. - Complete
Heroes' Memorial by Silvaer reviews
"Thirteen years ago, ... they were not the only ones to fall." For Hogwarts. May 2nd fic, in memory of those who passed.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 642 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Minerva M. - Complete
I'll be there by hermin22 reviews
Andy helps the one person she thought she'd never meet again. Andy/Miranda
Devil Wears Prada - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,176 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 2/5/2011 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Complete
The Never Agains of Hogwarts: The Next Generation by LuxaLucifer reviews
Minerva McGonagall has survived the Marauders, the Weasley twins and the Golden Trio. Now, as the kids of these dynamic duos, trios and foursomes take the stage, will she make it as these pranksters stake their claim to fame.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,066 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Minerva M. - Complete
The Never Agains of Hogwarts by LuxaLucifer reviews
Minerva McGonagall has been working at Hogwarts longer than most, but certain thing still make her tick. The Marauders' and the Weasley twins are a few. Final update.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,719 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/23/2010 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Minerva M. - Complete
Ravenclaw, Mother Lions, and Transfiguration Class by Madame Renard reviews
"You won't believe what just happened, Imaginary People!" Written thoughts from a third-year Ravenclaw student in Transfiguration class. Includes fluffy McGonagall/student interaction, 'cause I like that sort of thing. No slash, slight Hermione bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,848 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Minerva M., OC
The Move by FlamingToads reviews
I've think most of everyone has heard of "The Move". You know when a guy or girl yawns and slowly their arm creeps around your shoulders. Rated T just to be safe. Just another night at Grimmauld Place.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,049 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Minerva M., Albus D. - Complete
A Grand Celebration by Hogwarts Duo reviews
She didn't think she'd ever see this day. He didn't believe he'd live to see it. Let's see how they celebrate being wrong!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,963 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/2/2009 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
The Basilisk's Unknown Victim by Kathinka reviews
What if there had been another - until now unknown - victim when the chamber had been reopened? What if it hadn't been a person of non-magical origin? What if it had been a teacher? One of the most powerful at that? You want to know? Read to find out!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,941 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/18/2009 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Minerva M., Albus D. - Complete
Things We Never Admit by amwalsh5 reviews
Shortly after the tragic death of the beloved Professor Dumbledore, McGonagall and Harry share a night of reminiscing in her office. The two would never admit it, but they had a bond that could never be broken. MMAD if you look for it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,586 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Harry P., Minerva M. - Complete
Returning by minerva's-kitten reviews
Minerva returns after her stunner attack and gets a visit from someone who always seems to make the day better! Just a tiny bit of ADMM
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,366 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Minerva M., OC - Complete
Tell Me Something I Don't Know by beMMADfabulous reviews
Albus and Minerva spend a lazy evening lying in bed, playing a game they've played since they were first married. ADMM, of course.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 547 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
The Life and Times of Minerva McGonagall by An-Jelly-Ca reviews
25 Things You Never Knew about Minerva McGonagall. Companion to the Life and Times of James Potter, Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, Peter Pettigrew, and Lily Evans. R&R! Complete! Implied LilyJames and SiriusMarlene.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,044 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Minerva M., Albus D. - Complete
Guilt by hermin22 reviews
What happened after Minerva McGonagall returned from St. Mungo's?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,135 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/22/2009 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Hermione G., Minerva M. - Complete
Messing Around With Lockheart by McGonagallFan reviews
Snape and McGonagall mess around with Lockheart in the staff room. Inspired by Friends. R&R please?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 540 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Minerva M., Severus S. - Complete
Pepper Gnome are too Spicy by Rosine reviews
Albus needs Minerva's help. Will she give him?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 592 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
Hell Hath No Fury by MinervaDeannaBond reviews
Hell hath no fury like a Gryffindor lioness scorned! This story continues McGonagall and Umbridge's argument in "Order of the Phoenix", with Minerva coming out on top! Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,106 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Minerva M., Dolores U. - Complete
Mischeif Maker by lost logic reviews
this was posted before but i had to make some changes. Minerva has a secret and one night at Grimauld place it comes out!Heavy OOCness and hopefully some laughs. One shot. Tell me watcha think, review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,013 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Minerva M. - Complete
Gift of the Magi by Headmistress X reviews
In the summer following Deathly Hallows, Harry and Professor McGonagall take a short break from saving the world.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,659 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/18/2008 - Minerva M., Harry P. - Complete
Umbridge s attack by DameMaggie reviews
Umbridge has found Minerva s weak point, what will she do? Who will deffend her? ADMM. Please R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,228 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/5/2008 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
Letters from 4 Privet Drive by ward 49 reviews
summer after OoTP: Harry sends notes to the Order every 3 days to confirm that there's no need for them to come and scare the Muggle relatives. Along the way, miscommunication occurs frequently and Harry's mental stability starts to deteriorate.ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,492 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
We'll make it through by EverythingMarieSueIsn't reviews
[ONESHOT]“Minerva? Look at me.” She shook her head childishly and turned away. Harry took a hold of her chin and turned her face towards him. You are the bravest person I know. You have every right to cry after these hard years.”
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,559 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/3/2006 - Harry P., Minerva M. - Complete
Love in its purest form by WhitePhoenixes' old account reviews
During a very boring Order meeting, two people suddenly barge in. Who are they? Note: Thsi is a story not written by me. Its writtne by my godsis I am posting this up for her.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 919 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/28/2006 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
No One, But You by writer007 reviews
The Weasley children could not remember a time when their parents had an argument that lasted overnight. When Arthur and Molly end up sleeping in separate rooms, can something be done before the argument gets out of hand?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,790 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/21/2006 - Arthur W., Molly W. - Complete
A Phoenix's Tale by beMMADfabulous reviews
ADMM fluff told from Fawkes's POV. The Headmaster has a secret.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 596 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 20 - Published: 7/28/2006 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
One Row Up, Directly in Front by BibbityBobbityBoo reviews
Missing a class was never an option for Molly, and yet here Arthur is without her in front of him.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,454 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/30/2006 - Molly W., Arthur W. - Complete
Moron by TartanPhoenix reviews
There are just some things a woman shouldn't have to come home to.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,186 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/27/2005 - Published: 11/12/2005 - Albus D., Minerva M.
Bun Fight by mugglemin reviews
She used to enjoy it, but she won’t let him do it anymore. One grows out of these things, I suppose…ADMM oneshot. COMPLETELY OC and DAFT.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 826 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 16 - Published: 8/17/2005 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
When No One Cares, I Will Be No One by TartanLioness reviews
PG for swearwords, Nymphadora Tonks is tired of being reminded that she's clumsy and goes to the only person who never blamed her... Professor Minerva McGonagall... NOT AN NTMM ROMANCE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,633 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 21 - Published: 3/22/2005 - Minerva M., N. Tonks
New Years by Bohemian Bostonian reviews
Hmmm... fluffy. Fluffy fluffy fluff. A story I wrote whilst watching the ball drop because I was being attacked by plot bunnies. It's very fluffy. ADMM at a New Years party in the staffroom.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,349 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/1/2004 - Albus D., Minerva M.
Snooping by Juliette4 reviews
Albus reads Minerva's journal...When you read someone's journal, you will most likely learn something you didn't know....Albus SUUUURE did! Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,441 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/1/2004 - Published: 12/24/2003 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
Twinkle, Twinkle by punurple reviews
They. Won't. Stop. Twinkling!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,165 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/10/2003 - Published: 10/5/2003 - Albus D., Minerva M.
Homecoming by Jestana reviews
Minerva McGonagall returns to Hogwarts from St. Mungo's and reports to her boss, Albus Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,440 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/7/2003 - Minerva M., Albus D.
The Duelling Contest by stoneygem reviews
Another Response to the Duelling challenge. Hogwarts is holding a duelling contest. Now in the dreamfinal, it is Minerva McGonagall against Albus Dumbledore. Who is going to win? And how?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,638 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/17/2003 - Minerva M., Albus D. - Complete
Hide and Seek by Bohemian Bostonian reviews
Ok, so I got dared to write this a while ago, and I finally did! Weee! Hmm, so Albus is gone and Minerva misses him, and it's an ADMM fic, and its MAJORLY fluffy, and is rated just to be safe, bc of a bit of IMPLIED lemony-type stuff. R&R, thanks!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,326 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Published: 9/15/2003 - Minerva M., Albus D.
Staff Room Scheming by BekaJWP reviews
OOTP: It's the week after the Weasley twins left. You don't really think the staff just sat back and let Umbridge have her merry way do you? See what they really got up to... Complete. R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,326 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/9/2003 - Severus S., Minerva M. - Complete
The Power by Cielita reviews
Rating is probably too high for this, but grab a kleenex box and read. Voldemort is back and during a battle, he catches McGonagall. Short and sad. Please RR! Desperate for feedback!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,949 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/22/2003 - Albus D., Minerva M.
What Loneliness Brings by CEA reviews
Minerva McGonagall is awake in the middle of the night, and there she finds that even the facades that are the most sound can sometimes crack. ADMM
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,265 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 12 - Published: 8/18/2003 - Minerva M., Albus D. - Complete
First Love by Jestana reviews
Grindelwald is defeated, but who's going to save Dumbledore?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,507 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Published: 8/6/2003 - Minerva M., Albus D.
The World Will Change Again by peregrinepandora reviews
McGonagall remembers her children. Short, one-shot vignette.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 875 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/4/2003 - Minerva M. - Complete
My Last Breath by Child-of-the-Dawn reviews
* PG for character death and sadness* The battle for the Wizarding world is coming to an end. And one person will not survive. AD/MM
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,252 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/30/2003 - Albus D., Minerva M.
Summer Holiday by Cielita reviews
**Updated!** What begins as a friendly Quidditch game becomes a serious battle between love and control. AD/MM primarily. some MM/SS. Rating and categories have been changed to reflect new direction of the story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,094 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/25/2003 - Albus D., Minerva M.
A Loyal Companion by Skylanthus reviews
Takes place after Dumbledore receives the letter from Lucius Malfoy in the second book. A short and sweet AD/MM story. R&R please
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 558 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/24/2003 - Albus D., Minerva M.
Tell Her Anything! by Cielita reviews
Missing Scene. SPOILERS FOR BOOK 5!! When Dumbledore asks McGonagall to go and head off Professor Umbridge, he tells her to tell Umbridge anything. What did McGonagall tell her? Updated!!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 897 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/21/2003 - Albus D., Minerva M.
Trust Them by BryteTwilight reviews
[COMPLETED AND CORRECTED] AD/MM. A stern professor takes a midnight stroll in worry, a not-so-stern professor loosens the knots in her stomach (and maybe her back, too ;-)!) PG, for bits of stress, anxiety, depression, and fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,920 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/1/2003 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
The Bad Day by Laura Kay reviews
Minerva McGonagall is having a bad day. It takes place just a couple of weeks after the fifth book ends. ADMM
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,231 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 13 - Published: 6/30/2003 - Minerva M., Albus D. - Complete
Remembrances of Times Past by Crow3 reviews
Some conversations are better had while drinking -- a 12-year-old Ginny Weasley and Minerva McGonagall discuss their memories of Tom Riddle.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,025 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/26/2003 - Ginny W.
After the Fall by Mandy of the Amoeba reviews
SLIGHT spoiler warning for OotP, though nothing big is revealed. A scene between Sybill Trelawny and Minerva McGonagall. Takes place during the book.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,221 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/26/2003 - Minerva M., Sybill T.
Free Falling by BryteTwilight reviews
**COMPLETE** Takes place in 1st year. Hermione’s been upset ever since she came to Hogwarts. When she decides it’s over, who’s left to help? PG-13 for suicidal themes and a bit of language. R&R please!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,060 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/25/2003 - Hermione G., Minerva M. - Complete
After the Excitement by Dicere reviews
A 'missing scene' story in the middle of OOTP. Read the book, or this will make no sense!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,654 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/25/2003 - Minerva M., Albus D.
A Quiet Visit by Aeryn Alexander reviews
Albus pays a visit to Minerva during OotP. AD/MM. Spoilers!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,040 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/22/2003 - Albus D., Minerva M.
Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas by RavenclawGrrl reviews
What does Minerva see when she looks in the mirror of Erised? Sequelprequel to Wisdom & Understanding
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,034 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 25 - Published: 1/9/2003 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
P'tit Chat by kali82 reviews
A quick drabble involving two Hogwarts professors. Set at the end of GoF.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 345 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/31/2002 - Severus S., Minerva M. - Complete
And Yet He Flinched by H.L.B reviews
McGonagall remembers the dark hints about Snape's past evident even when he first came to Hogwarts at age 11.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,447 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 26 - Published: 9/18/2001 - Severus S., Minerva M.