Hi! I'm Minerva.mcgonagall247. Most of my stories will be about Harry Potter.
I'm a teenage girl obsessed with Maggie Smith, Harry Potter, fanfictions, NCIS and Bones!
Love: Tiva, Ncis, Harry Potter, Maggie Smith, Cote de Pablo, Abby Scutio, Jibbs, McAbby, anything NCIS. DISNEY! The old not the shit we have now, Bones, Temperance, Booth, Christine, Angela, Hodgins, Cam, Sweets, Zach and Mr. Vicent Nigel Murray.
Harry Potter Stuff
Match: Harry Potter
Blood: Blood Traitor
Teacher I am: Minerva Mcgonagall
Subject I am best at: Transfiguration
Subject I would teach: Transfiguration
Who I am most like: Hermione
Fav color: Red, Blue. BLACK!
Fav books: Harry Potter, Hunger Games
Fav Foods: NONE!
Hates: Twilight, TWILIGHT!(Both the books/movies and the ncis version only because I love/loved Kate) Death, Vance. The fact that Kate and Jenny died. Food. Sleep. Weeks without Ncis. CI-Ray! Eli David! Oh and days without Bones! When people diss Harry Potter.
If you sometimes say "Merlin!" instead of "God!" copy and paste this into your profile.
If you always mentally make the Sirius "serious" pun whenever somebody says, "I'm serious!" copy and paste this into your profile
If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile. (Umbridge, Lockhart, Rita Skeeter, ARGH!)
If you secretly hoped to get a letter from Hogwarts when you were 11, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
No I won't go to hell! It has a restraining order against me.
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it!!
Her name was Aurora
Her dad was a drunk
Her only friend
She always talked to it
Until her parents
A bruise on her leg
But she grabs her bear
She sits in the corner
Such a bad life
Then one night
Then her mom suddenly
She thrust the blade
The mom walked out
Police showed up
One officer slowly
It must have been bad
If you hate child abuse, post this on your profile
1)When you are sad, I will help you get drunk then assist in plotting revenge against the weasel that upset you.
2)When you are blue, I will try to dislodge whatever it is that is choking you.
3)When you smile I will know that you are probably planning something that I will want to be involved in.
4)When you are scared I will take the mick out of you until you're NOT.
5)When you are worried I will tell you stories about how much worse it could be until you STOP WHINING!
6)When you are confused I will try to use only little words.
7)When you are sick, stay the hell away from me because I don't want whatever you've got!
8)When you fall I will laugh at you, you clumsy arse, but I will, regardless, help you up.
This is my vow, as a friend, I hope you will, one day, return this to me.
If If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever pushed a door that said pull or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Briteny Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America and the U.K.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans... --
If you are Harry Potter obsessed, copy this into you profile and add your
If you think Minerva McGonagall is cool copy this in your profile.
.YOUR REAL NAME:Dana
2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Danizzle
3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Scarlet Kitten
4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Lynn Tolchester
5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Odldarly
6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Black Tea
7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maidenname, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Alyawtl
8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Lynn
9.YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Sasha
In loving memory of...
Albus Dumbledore, the greatest headmaster Hogwarts will ever have
...James and Lily Potter, who died because of a friend's betrayal
...Sirius Black, a good godfather and best friend
...Rue, District 11's female tribute in the 74th Hunger Games
...Alastor "Mad-Eye" Moody, a notable member in the Order of the Phoenix
...Remus Lupin, who died fighting Death Eaters
...Nymphadora Tonks, killed by Death Eaters
...Fred Weasley, a great jokester who died laughing
...Charlotte, the only spider I'll ever like, who devised a plan to save Wilbur
...Severus Snape, who endured false accusations from his own side
...Colin Creevey, who lost his life to Death Eaters much too early
...Cedric Diggory, an innocent person, yet killed by Voldemort himself
...Kevin "Freak" Avery, who was too young to die
...Dobby, who died a free elf
...Primrose Everdeen, a brave young girl who shouldn't have died
...everyone else who died fighting Voldemort
May they all rest in peace.
REMEMBER WHEN ..
You know what Mommy
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
You went to the doctor today.
I can hear that doctor again.
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
If you're against abortion, re-post this
YOUR GUY SIDE:
You love hoodies
YOUR GIRL SIDE:
You wear lip gloss/chapstick
--If you wish you went to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, then copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list with your house of choice:
FiyeroTiggular93 - Slytherin, Weirder Than You - Ravenclaw, Summer Sweetheart - Hufflepuff, Kataang2- Gryffindor, MoonlightSpirit- Gryffindor, AngeliqueChanson-Slytherin(all the way!),AngeDeNocte-Ravenclaw, Raven Darkholme-slytherin(yah baby!), Kichi Rin no Akatsuki - Slytherin (Slytherin Pride!), PadfootThe2nd (I'm a Lion for life! GRYFFINDOR!), Poppy Quinn-Gryffindor or Ravenclaw, ohsnapitzJess - Slytherin, voldyismyfather - slytherin, DestinedforGreatness- Slytherin for the win! -LIONS FOR THE CUP!!- Gryffindor!!- Lyra124, TivalovercalledAbby.1997-GRYFFINDOR!, Boneslover247- gryffindor
I promise to remember Harry
When someone grows up with no love
I promise to remember Ron
When someone is jealous
I promise to remember Hermione
When I meet someone with wisdom beyond their years
I promise to remember James and Lily
when someone dies before their time
I promise to remember Dumbledore
At the thought of the greater good
I promise to "Solemely Swear That I Am Up To No Good"
for Gred, Forge, and Padfoot of course
I promise to remember Moony
And fight for human rights
I promise to remember Snape
When My heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Narcissa
When I'd do anything for family
I promise to remember Dora Tonks
When someone is hyper
I promise to remember Hedwig,
who lived and died soaring
I promise to remember Percy
When ambition gets the best of me
I promise to be careful
For Moody's sake, of course
I promise to remember Hagrid
When one is wrongly blamed
I promise to remember Neville
when I stand up for what is right
I promise to remember the Marauders
When a friend says "Call me and I'll be there."
Yes I promise that I will
remember Harry Potter
Harry Potter Fan I was born
If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste
If you finished reading HARRY POTTER AND THE DEATHLY HALLOWS and consider it amazing, and to be your favorite book out of all seven, copy and paste this into your profile!
f you loved DH, HBP, OotP, GoF, PoA, CoS, and SS/PS, and know what all those initials stand for, copy and paste this on your account.
If you are Harry Potter obsessed, copy this into you profile and add your name: Ga Nat Nat, Evil Older Sister, Frozenfan, The Choco-Holic, Jade Snape-Holloway, psychotic me, LLAMAS WILL RULE THE WORLD, PrettyFanGirl, creative-writing-girl13, 14hp1, miss sophie potter, Mackenzie Weasley, Avatar Rikki, Dare-Deviless, Pitch5321, minerva.m1997, Boneslover247
This is a tribute to all who died fighting Tom Marvolo Riddle Aka: Voldemort
First off, I must say, Rest in Peace:
James and Lily Potter, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black (The True Mauraders) Nymphadora Tonks, Professor Snape, Fred Weasley, Colin Creavy, Dobby, Hedwig, Regulus Black, Charity Burbage, Mad-Eye Moody, Cedric Diggory, Gregorovitch, Sturgis Podmore, and all the brave souls that were lost to the War against Voldemort.
May you all rest in Peace, and Remember you're never forgotten
To James and Lily,
…In Remembrance to Severus Snape….
…In Remembrance to Fred Weasley…
…In Remembrance to Dobby…
….In Remembrance to Remus J. Lupin….
….In Remembrance to Nymphadora Tonks…
…In Remembrance of Alastor ‘Mad-Eye’ Moody….
…In Remembrance of Tom Marvelo Riddle a.k.a. Voldemort….
…In Remembrance of Albus Dumbledore…
In Remembrance to Bellatrix Lestrange…
…In Remembrance of Colin Creevey…
…In Remembrance of Hedwig…
Abby- Reporting for duty as ordered sir!
You know that you're addicted to NCIS when...
1. You have seen every episode several times and still never get tired of it.
2. You will yell if someone tries bothers you on Tuesday night when you are watching a new episode of NCIS.
3. You find yourself Gibbs Slapping people. (Or yourself)
4. You have had a dream about it or involving one of the characters.
5. You daze out while sitting at your desk and imagine yourself running along side Tony and Ziva with your gun drawn yelling, "Federal agents! Drop your weapon!"
6. You watch the movies that Tony has mentioned. As many as humanly possible that is.
7. You wish USA would put more than just three episodes a night on.
8. You have started using military refernces. Hit the head, scuttle butt, hit the rack, etc.
9. The majority of television you watch is of NCIS.
10. You smell something funny or hear a beeping sound and your mind goes to a chemical attack or a bomb.
11. You call people Probie and use McNicknames.
12. Your dog goes missing and you say to, "Put out a BOLO."
13. You try and convince every person you meet to watch it.
14. You use the term Hinky.
If any of these refer to you copy and paste it into your profile.
MY TOP 20 FAVE NCIS QUOTES:
DiNozzo: Have you had your mandatory session with the shrink?
DiNozzo: about Ziva hitting his abdomen Do it.
Ziva: Referring to DiNozzo Officer Hadar will not harm him. Only two people have the authority to do that.
Eli David: With traffic, I wasn't expecting you for another hour.
Ziva: referring to one of the supermodels You really find her attractive?
Gibbs: Ziva, tough time at the Pawn Shop?
DiNozzo: Curious to find out what follows "red light" behavior, Ziva?
Ziva: to a suspect who has grabbed her butt Remove your hand or I will rip your arm off and beat you to death with it! -Singled Out
DiNozzo: Like my father always said, "Be careful who you marry, Anthony. She may end up being a homicidal maniac."
DiNozzo: I'm not getting a signal. How about you?
McGee: Well, there's no bag. Maybe the killer took it.
DiNozzo: Someone didn't know how to parallell park
DiNozzo: What did Shmuel Rubinstein do to incur the wrath of Ziva?
Ziva: Tony asked if she misses the excitement of being a Mossad spy You've seen too many James Bond movies. It's not all about car chases and sex.
Ziva: If you value that hand, I suggest you back away, slowly. -Judgement Day
DiNozzo: I don't know if you've noticed but she and they don't exactly want to shoot me.
Ziva: referring to Tony Is he always this juvenile?
Abby: What will you do then?
Ziva: Do you see what I see?
DiNozzo: to McGee "The Sound of Music" confuses you, Probie.
Twilight is not about Vampires and Werewolves, it will always be the day that Kate died.
I'm suffering from severe JDDS (otherwise known as Judgement Day Denial Syndrome) JDDS is an epidemic among us JIBBS shippers. Those of you in denial about Jenny's death, copy and pate this to your profile.
I currently am in denial about Jenny being dead since they never showed her actual body, it was only a reflection and it didn't really look like her, and they never did her autopsy. If you are a JIBBs shipper and think like this then copy and paste this to your profile.
Jenny - Sometimes things aren't so simple, Abby. Sometimes you can't control the outcome. Sometimes you have to look at the reality in front of you and accept it.
What I think of NCIS:
- It is inevitable that Tony and Ziva get together, but i secretly hope it'll take some more time, because the sexual tension between them is in my eyes essential to keep the show interesting.
- Gibbs is secretly the biggest Tiva-shipper ever
- They shouldn't have killed Jenny and Mike Franks (and Kate, although I'm kinda glad they did, because otherwise Ziva wouldn't have joined the team)
- I am a very peaceful person...but when it comes to Jeanne, Rivkin, EJ and CI-Ray I'm seriously losing it. I. Hate. These. People.
- I don't like Season 9's SecNav and I'm not particularly fond of Vance either...but I think I'm just mad at him for splitting up the team after Jenny's death...that was just wrong.
Stuff I DON'T like in NCIS fanfictions:
- Pairings like Gabby (Gibbs/Abby), Giva (Gibbs/Ziva) or - for crying out loud - Tibbs (Tony/Gibbs)...that's just wrong. Gibbs is like the team's big father figure and there's nothing romantical about his relationships to Ziva or Abby.
- Fics where Tony and Ziva have to go under cover for some random reason and suddenly realize that they love each other.
- Ziva gets pregnant. I read a lot of stories with that plot-line and I only liked two. And those two were written by very skilled authors. I don't know about you, but I simply can't picture Ziva David pregnant.
- Fics that are like ten years from now and Ziva and Tony are in their mid-thirties. Than makes them in their early twenties in the actual series...and come on but that's OBVIOUSLY not the case (only with Ziva it's actually right, because she's 23 when she first appears in the show). You wanna write future-fics - make them the right age.
- Incorrect grammar or spelling. I mean it's okay if you're writing in a language that isn't your mother tongue, but still...put some effort in your writing!
When people ask me if I've seen Twilight, I say, "Yeah, several times!" They ask if I've READ it, and I say, "You know, I've heard there's a book but I didn't think they were connected. I should look into it, I LOVE Twilight!" When they say they love it too, I start talking about it. "I mean, the way Kate dies at the end? TOTALLY shocking. And so sad! Getting killed mid-sentence like that... And the look on Tony's face-" When they cut me off and ask what Twilight I'm talking about, I say "The NCIS season two finale of course! What Twilight are YOU talking about? Oh, that series with sparkly vampires, right? You know, Tony has a fear of vampires..." Copy and paste this into your profile if your Twilight came out in 2005!
Between Abby Sciuto and Mythbusters, Science was never cooler.
If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have ever seen a film, TV show, or anything of the like, and can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments, copy this into your profile. (gotta love Truth or Consequences) *omg i can quote that word for word, line for line, facial expressions and everything. i have to have seen it about 20 times. i even bought it on itunes!
Tony: So you've seen him before? From...internet dating?
Ziva: I will kill you eighteen different ways with THIS paperclip.
McGee: You know, that's how Houdini died.
Tony: Ziva, did you kill Houdini?
Ziva: It is possible. I do not remember all their names...
Tony: I thought you said 27 thousand kills
McGee: 28 thousand kills
Tony: But you said 27 thousand kills!
McGee: That was yesterday.
Tony: You killed a thousand people in one day?
McGee: I was hot, I was on fire!
Tony: It's not a cause for excitement, McGee, it's a cause for concern... speaking of causes for concern: Autopsy Gremlin? What are you doing up here? You know what happens if direct sulight hits your skin!
Palmer: Oh, I was just showing Ziva some pictures of me and Breena.
Ziva: Ooo.. Matching tattoos?
Palmer: I- It's henna- Ju-just henna.
Tony: You got... commitment issues, Palmer?
Palmer: I have a little trouble with... permanant things. Actually, I can't even put a bumper sticker on my car...
Tony: Lemme see... Where is this? It looks like the Baltimore Street Sign. McGee! Didn't you say you wanted to go there?
McGee: Nah, I decided not to.
Tony: Did YOU really make that decision, McGee, or was it made for you? By your addiction to killing. McGee killed a thousand people yesterday.
Ziva: Eh? That is not on the record.
Tony: On his video game.
Gibbs: You got something to something to tell me...elf lord?
1) You've yelled hysterically at anyone who bothers you on Tuesday nights, episode premier night
2) You've used two or more "Ziva-isms"
3) You've begun to use marine phrases
4) You repeat Rule 23 to anyone who touches your coffee
5) You are desperately searching for Caf-Pow!
6) You've accidentally tried to use your TV as an MTAC screen
7) You find yourself absentmindedly humming the theme song
8) You're up at four in the morning reading NCIS fanfics
9) You find yourself Gibbs Headslapping people (and yourself)
10) You've tried to watch the movies that Tony talks about.
11) Your dog goes missing and you say "Put out a BOLO."
12) You've never, ever, EVER broken rule 12.
13) You ALWAYS break rule 12. :)
14) You've threatened to kill someone with a paperclip
15) You were hysterically screaming "NO!" at the top of your lungs during ep "A Desperate Man" at the TV screen when Ray proposed to Ziva.
16) You use McNicknames on people
17) You've caught yourself daydreaming about running alongside Tony and Ziva, yelling "NCIS! Drop your weapon!!"
18) Your video game username is "Elf Lord"
19) You've tried making your hair like Ziva's (and, like me have failed drastically)
20) You copy and paste this into your profile.
Things I am not allowed to do at NCIS:
1) I am not allowed to launch paper balls at Tony and say "I'm practicing sniping."
2) I will not yell "HINKY!" repeatedly during work hours.
3) I will not sneak up behind people, scare them, and then claim "I'm Gibbs!"
4) I will not threaten to kill people with a paperclip
5) Gloves are for evidence; not to be used as balloons.
6) I will stop saying "Get a room!" whenever Tony and Ziva are arguing.
7) I am not allowed to discuss my theory of how Gibbs is related to the Men In Black.
8) I will not hide Bert behind McGee's desk and say "McGee, there's a bathroom RIGHT THERE."
9) I will not refer to Ducky as "Donald Duck"
10) I will not dress up as Gibbs for Halloween
11) I will not ask McGee how many wedgies a day, on average, would he get when he was a kid.
12) I will not call people "snitches."
13) -Or a certain word that rhymes.
14) I will not yell "PARIS!" repeatedly when Tony and Ziva are within two feet of each other.
15) I will not refer to Ziva as "Mossad Hunting Dog."
16) -Especially around Ziva
17) I will not bring a water gun to work and tell everyone it is real, then pretend to shoot them with it.
18) I am not allowed to date coworkers (yeah, sure. That's gonna last.)
19) I am not allowed to headslap random people because they are not following Gibbs Rules.
20) I am not allowed to tell Probies that the first test on the job is to let a blind-folded Gibbs shoot an apple off your head.
21) I am not allowed to ask Ziva how stupid she thought Ray's haircut was.
22) I am not allowed to prank call Gibbs, claiming I sell sniper guns.
23) I am not allowed to call Tony "My little hairy butt."
24) I am not allowed to call Ziva "Sweetcheeks"
25) I am not allowed to impersonate Bert at lunch
26) I am not replace Gibbs' coffee with Abby's Caf-Pow!
27) I am not to replace Abby's Caf Pow! with Gibbs' coffee.
28) Probies are not to be used as "Moving Target Practice"
29) I am not allowed to hide in a body bag in Autopsy, then scare the hell out of Jimmy Palmer if and when he opens it.
Why we love Tiva so much:
-Because he noticed she was braless! (Boxed In)
1. If you leave the door open, the iguana might come in
You have dressed up as an NCIS character for Halloween (yup. i was Abby but i dont have the right hair color for it!)
So if you do any of the above you may suffer from NCIS addiction. (well, not really suffer but..) :)
Why i believe in Tiva:
-Because he said he couldn't live without her.
-Because she gets jealous everytime he has a date.
-Because they were really under covers together.
Twilight is not about Vampires and Werewolves, it will always be the day that Kate died.
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