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Hi, I'm Maximum Reading!

I'll tell you some basic things about myself.

Gender- Female.

Age- Why do you want to know?

Personality- Smiley, Fiesty, Sweet (at most times), Beast-mode

Fav Book Series- HUNGER GAMES!!!!!! or MAXIMUM RIDE! or DIVERGENT! or Harry Potter!

Fav Movie- Catching Fire (when it comes out!)

Fav Color- Any type of orange. Neon, Sunset (note from Hunger Games), Yellow-Orange

Keep Reading! :)

11-15-13 Update

ONLY 6 MORE DAYS UNTIL CATCHING FIRE!!!!! I'm so excited!!!!

12-22-12 Update

Congrats to everyone who made it through the apocalypse!

11-22-2012 Update!

Behind the Chamber has been taken down:(. But on a happier note, Happy Thanksgiving! :)


Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone- Bearhug946, EdwardCullenEqualsLife, Stephanie Deux,Randomenated-Cullen!, sweetcrimefighter, Moonchild707, CetaBabe, Ryuuwriter, WiccaChick98, AnnieHonson, ZoeyAndStarkForeverAndAlways, fireboltwing4, HatingHatersWithAPassion, Mickey-Mouse-is-now-Purple26, cutiepie5514, CakeIsAGoodFriend Maximum Reading


For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I am a GINGER so I must not have a SOUL.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch/ass-hole.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut. (For school only, we have a uniform)

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction

I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I MUST be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in a BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch/ass-hole. (I have anger management)

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s

I go to Renaissance Fairs, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times (it's a school thing we have to do)

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I an friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake

I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems


(Be honest no matter what.)

1) Have you ever been asked out?
Yep, never been on a date though.

2) Where did you get your default picture?
Google

3) What's your middle name?
Rosalia! I'm Italian biches! (Lol, jacksfilms)

4) Your current relationship status?
Single... thank god!

5) Does your crush like you back?
I don't know. Maybe.

6) What is your current mood?
Pissed off.

7) What color of underwear are you wearing?
Blue and Green. Did I really just tell you that?

8) What color shirt are you wearing?
Red

9) Missing something?
No... Wait... am i? Thanks for making me doubt myself.

10) If you could go back in time and change something, what would you change?
Change falling for a complete idiot

11) If you must be an animal for one day, what would you be?
A mockingjay! Duh. Just Duh.

12) Ever had a near death experience?
Yep!

13) Something you do a lot?
Say awesome and yo! And I read a lot. (Ive read the hunger games 69 times)

14) The song stuck in your head?
Lover of the Light- Mumford and Sons

15) Who did you copy and paste this from?
CakeIsAGoodFriend

16) Name someone with the same birthday as YOU?
My old friend Jessica.

17) When was the last time you cried?
3rd grade

18) Have you ever sung in front of a large audience?
Yep, someone kill me.

19) If you could have one super power what would it be?
Mind Reading. I've tried, but I just can't channel Angel. DANG. Or maybe invisibility, but again I CAN'T CHANNEL FANG!

20) What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
Personality

21) What do you usually order from Starbucks?
A carmel frappachino or an espresso.

22) What's your biggest secret?
I would tell you... why?

23) Favorite color?
Black or Orange! WAIT THOSE ARE HALLOWEEN COLORS

24) Do you still watch kiddie shows?
No... wait, do you count spongebob?

25) What are you?
I am totally a human being. Totally, just totally.

26) Do you speak any other language?
Music. It is another language, I swear.

27) What's your favorite smell?
rain. I know, weird.

28) Describe your life in one word what would it be?
Suckish

29) Have you ever kissed in the rain?
Nope, I havent even gone out on a date before

30) What are you thinking about right now?
Fang of course. Oh wait now I'm thinking about Peeta, wait no Four, wait no Ethan (From Beautiful Creatures), wait no Iron Man.

31) What should you be doing?
homework, but screw that!

32) Who was the last person that made you upset/angry?
I don't know, i get angry easily.

33) Do you like working in the yard?
No...

34) If you could have any last name in the world, what would you want?
Ride. I am a Maximum Ride junkie. (THE RUMORS ARE TRUE!)

35) Do you act differently around the person you like?
Yeah, BUT NO QUESTIONS ABOUT HIM!

36) What is your natural hair color?
Ginger, I am so sorry.

37) Who was the last person to make you cry?
My old best friend because she pushed me off the stairs of the playground in 3rd grade and then called me a bitch.


CHILD OF ZEUS

You like being in charge.

You often wish you could just zap someone with a thunderbolt.

You were voted Class President.

You do what’s best for everyone.

You think you have what it takes to run for President.

You think every problem has a solution.

You love showing off.

You like plane rides

You are hydrophobiac

4/10

CHILD OF POSEIDON

You feel at home in the water.

Your favourite vacation place is at the beach.

You enjoy snorkelling, scuba diving, surfing, etc.

You want to do something about the marine species being abused today.

You visit the local pool on a regular basis.

You swim professionally.

You hate seafood.

You never get seasick.

You’d rather ride a boat than a plane.

You are acrophobiac

7/10

CHILD OF HADES

You’re not that much of a people person.

You like staying in the dark and writing.

You experience bad moods on a regular basis.

You like listening to loud, angry music.

You spend most of your time alone.

You think parties are sometimes loud and annoying.

You like to keep to yourself.

All your closets are padlocked (or you wish they could be)

You write in diary/journal/blog.

You feel most active at night.

6/10

CHILD OF DEMETER

You own a garden.

You like the great outdoors.

You have a green thumb.

You’re an environmentalist.

You have a special connection with animals.

You’re a vegetarian.

You like going hiking, camping, and looking at the natural wonders of the world.

You always check a product if it’s environmentally-friendly.

You love going to flower shops.

You think global warming is a threat that must be dealt with.

4/10

CHILD OF ARES

You often start fights.

You’re a very aggressive type of person.

You like watching wrestling.

You’re competitive.

You like reading about war.

You don’t take crap from anybody.

You have anger management.

You never back away from a fight.

Everyone does what you say.

You don’t always think before you do something.

7/10

CHILD OF ATHENA

You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge (I'm more of a fiction person)

You’re probably the only person who visit the library on a regular basis.

Half of your Christmas presents last year were books. (Not last year but very possibly this year)

You like reading about war, mostly about the reasons and controversies behind it.

You’re the valedictorian in your class.

You’ve never gotten a grade below 80 in your report card.

You get political jokes without asking people to explain them.

You think it would be better if you were the President.

You have a huge shelf of books at home.

You think vinyl pocket protectors are useful

5/10

CHILD OF APOLLO

You’re very creative and artistic.

You like listening to all kinds of music in general.

You always feel sunny and optimistic.

You are talented at drawing. (I don't think I am, but other people say I am)

You like writing poetry.

You can play at least 3 musical instruments.

You like going to art museums.

You almost always win 1st Place in Art Contests.

You have straight A's in Art on your report card. (We don't have art)

Your school notebook has more doodles than notes.

5/10

HUNTER OF ARTEMIS

You dislike boys in general. ( I hang out with guys)

A deer is one of your favorite animals

You can shoot targets

You like silver.

You like the moon better than the sun

Zoe Nightshade is awesome

You love wild animals

You spend most of your time outdoors.

You love to move around the place

Hunting is not cruel, if it's to hunt down monsters

8/10

CHILD OF HEPHAESTUS

You have a way with tools.

You build awesome things during your free time.

You’re the best at Woodshop in your class.

Metalworking is your forte.

You have your own toolbox.

You often search the Internet to look for pictures of robots.

You’re a techie.

You often have carpentry projects.

You dream of being a carpenter.

You aren’t afraid of fire.

2/10

CHILD OF APHRODITE

Every guy/girl swoons for you.

You like putting on makeup.

You naturally smell good.

You never experience a bad hair day.

Your favorrite activity is clothes-shopping.

You’re always at the front of every trend.

You’re the popular girl/guy at your school.

You’re often invited to parties.

Your motto is ‘It’s never a party without me.”

You look at yourself in the mirror on a regular basis

0/10 0_0

CHILD OF HERMES

You like pickpocketing your friends.

You’re a prankster.

You’re a speed demon.

You consider yourself restless.

You’re the best speaker in the class. (One of)

You like thinking on your feet and using your wits

You’re inventive and resourceful.

You often start arguments.

You’ve never lost a debate.

You like making witty and sarcastic statements.

8/10

CHILD OF DIONYSUS

You’re the life of the party.

You like wine.

You’ve probably tasted every alcoholic drink out there.

You can finish a martini in less than a minute..

You have a happy, cheerful disposition.

You’re a foodie.

You like going to social events and mingling with people.

You like trying out new food.

You feel that you’re abundant in life.

You think that too much of anything is bad.

1/10

I am either a daughter of Ares, Artemis, or Hermes.


I'm the kind of girl who would rather love a guy from a book than in real life.

I'm the kind of girl who gets drunk off soda and loves every minute of it.

I'm the kind of girl who has to warn her friends if she has had any sugar within the last five years (I can get pretty crazy on a sugar high, my friends hate my sugar highs)


This is dedicated to all of the guys out there who may have good looks, but are stupid as heck:

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet,
And so are you,
But the roses are wilting,
The violets are dead,
The sugar bowl's empty,
And so is your head.

Edward Cullen sparkles in the sunlight.. Vampires will:
a)burst into flame
b)burn slowly to death
c) feel like they are burning to death
if they step in the sunlight. This proves that Edward is merely a fairy who lost his wings. Either that or a really stupid person who knows NONE of the traditional things that happen to vampires who go out in the sunlight. Copy and paste if you agree.

She jumped up as soon as she saw the surgeon come out of the operating room.

She said:'How is my little boy? Is he going to be all right?

When can I see him?'

The surgeon said, 'I'm sorry. We did all we could, but your boy didn't make

it.'

Sally said, 'Why do little children get cancer? Doesn't God care any more?

Where were you, God, when my son needed you?'

The surgeon asked, 'Would you like some time alone with your son? One of the

nurses will be out in a few minutes, before he's transported to the university.'

Sally asked the nurse to stay with her while she said good bye to son. She ran

her fingers lovingly through his thick red curly hair. 'Would you like a lock of

his hair ?' the nurse asked. Sally nodded yes. The nurse cut a lock of the boy's

hair, put it in a plastic bag and handed it to Sally.

The mother said, 'It was Jimmy's idea to donate his body to the University for

Study. He said it might help somebody else. 'I said no at first, but Jimmy said,

'Mom, I won't be using it after I die Maybe it will help some other little boy

spend one more day with his Mom.' She went on, 'My Jimmy had a heart of gold.

Always thinking of someone else. Always wanting to help others if he could.'

Sally walked out of Children's Mercy Hospital for the last time, after spending

most of the last six months there. She put the bag with Jimmy's belongings on

the seat beside her in the car.

The drive home was difficult. It was even harder to enter the empty house. She

carried Jimmy's belongings, and the plastic bag with the lock of his hair to her

son's room.

She started placing the model cars and other personal things back in his room

exactly where he had always kept them. She laid down across his bed and, hugging

his pillow, cried herself to sleep.

It was around midnight when Sally awoke. Laying beside her on the bed was a

folded letter. T he letter said:

'Dear Mom,

I know you're going to miss me; but don't think that I will ever forget you,

or stop loving you, just 'cause I'm not around to say 'I Love You'. I will

always love you, Mom, even more with each day. Someday we will see each other

again. Until then, if you want to adopt a little boy so you won't be so lonely,

that's okay with me. He can have my room and old stuff to play with. But, if you

decide to get a girl instead, she probably wouldn't like the same things us boys

do. You'll have to buy her dolls and stuff girls like, you know.

Don't be sad thinking about me. This really is a neat place. Grandma and

Grandpa met me as soon as I got here and showed me around some, but it will take

a long time to see everything. The angels are so cool. I love to watch them fly.

And, you know what? Jesus doesn't look like any of his pictures. Yet, when I saw

Him, I knew it was Him. Jesus himself took me to see GOD ! And guess what, Mom ?

I got to sit on God's knee and talk to Him, like I was somebody important.

That's when I told Him that I wanted to write you a letter, to tell you good bye

and everything. But I already knew that wasn't allowed. Well, you know what Mom

? God handed me some paper and His own personal pen to write you this letter. I

think Gabriel is the name of the angel who is going to drop this letter off to

you. God said for me to give you the answer to one of the questions you asked

Him 'Where was He when I needed him ?' 'God said He was in the same place with

me, as when His son Jesus was on the cross. He was right there, as He always is

with all His children.

Oh, by the way, Mom, no one else can see what I've written except you. To

everyone else this is just a blank piece of paper. Isn't that cool ? I have to

give God His pen back now He needs it to write some more names in th e Book of

Life. Tonight I get to sit at the table with Jesus for supper. I'm sure the food

will be great.

Oh, I almost forgot to tell you. I don't hurt anymore The cancer is all gone.

I'm glad because I couldn't stand that pain anymore and God couldn't stand to

see me hurt so much, either. That's when He sent The Angel of Mercy to come get

me. The Angel said I was a Special Delivery! How about that?

Signed with Love from God, Jesus & Me.

If you would do this for your parents as well, please copy and paste the story this and add your name to the list: UniqueMelody, Crysteelia, DigiDestined of Balance, Jingo4754, Sgt.Nolisten, Angelito.Soldado, Uzumaki-Ricky!, silvershark94, ClaireShaneEveMichael, mnmdancin12, maandfangforever, Maximum Reading


NEVERMORE IS NOW OUT! FREE TACOS AND BACON FOR EVERYONE!!!!!

(This was before I read it)


Right now it is 3:00 am and I have just finished the final book in the Maximum Ride series, Nevermore. I started the book at 12:40 am, because my Ipad was messing up. I am really disappointed with it. I'm angry that there are so many loose ends. Seriously, Ella, Dylan, and even Fang were so annoying in this book. I don't even think we got a glance of Iggy or Gazzy.


If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this; because in the Bible, it says that if you deny me, then I shall deny you before my Father in the gates of Heaven.


LIfe Lessons

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC. "Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY. "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION . "Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

1. Hold your breath 2. Go to your profile and add this 3. Still holding your breath 4. If you made it, you’re a good kisser


Maximum Ride Questions!!! copy and paste these questions on your profile if you LUV Maximum Ride!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1. Do you think Iggy is hot?
I don't, but my friend did. I even ended up planning a wedding for them only for them to break up. Sigh. Sometimes, I don't know about that girl.

2. Did you cry when Ari died?
No, because I rarely cry, but I felt really sad.

3. Do you think Fang is hot?
That's like asking if Josh 'Hoterson' is hot.

4. How do you pronounce Ari's name?
Air (like the word air) then e.

5. Did you laugh every time you read the name Mr. Chu?
Yes

6. -SPOILER ALERT- In MAX, did you laugh hysterically when Total started talking about marriage?
YES! At first I'm like WTF and I'm just like, are you serious? Then I burst out into a fit of laughing

7. -SPOILER ALERT- Did you squeal at all the faxness in MAX?
Maybe...

8. Did you angrily throw your book across the room when the flock split up?
Yes

9. Who is your favorite character?
Max because she's a feminist and a leader. I feel that she and I have have a lot in common.

10. Do you like Jeb?
That's like asking whether I like brussels sprouts. I hate Jeb so much

11. -SPOILER ALERT- Were you making a genuine "WTF" face when Max and Fang grew gills?
Yep, I genuinely don't think that needed to be added.

12. Did you think MAX was better than TFW?
Yeah because there was more excitement and more Fax.

13. -SPOILER ALERT- Did you get slightly fed up with Nudge and Angel's slight attitudes in MAX?
YES! What was up with them!

14. Which book is your all time favorite?
School's Out Forever because both Max and Fang get jealous of each other.

15. If the Flock had a theme song, what would it be?
4 Minutes to Save the World by JT and Madonna I believe

16. Have you ever imagined the flock as a band playing whatever song comes up when listening to your iPod?
Um, not that I recall.

17. Who do you think the voice should be?
I think the voice should end up being Angel

18. Do you think one or more members of the flock should learn to play an instrument?
Don't know.

19. MIGGY or FAX?
Fax FAX FAX FAX!


Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"

Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"


Quick! Number off 12 Max Ride Characters and answer the following questions:

1. Max

2. Angel

3. Iggy

4. Fang

5. Gazzy

6. Nudge

7. Jeb

8. Total

9. Ella

10. Dr. M

11. Lissa

12. Bridget

1.Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Nudge and Lissa? Ummmmmm ...no? I actually checked.

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Four is not hot. HE IS SUPER EXTRA COMPLETELY HOT TIMES 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Bridget and Total? Is that even possible?

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Yes

5.Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Angel and Nudge. Not really

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Gazzy and Ella or Gazzy and Dr. M. I would rather neither, but I guess Gazzy and Ella.

7. What would happen if Seven walk in on Two and Twelve making out?

Jeb walked in on Angel and Bridget making out. No comment.

8. Make up a summary for a Three/10 fic.

No Comment

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Pretty sure there isn't a Max/Total fluff, but Hey prove me wrong.

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

I have no idea for Jeb/Bridget. Maybe "Broken Scientists"

11. If you wrote a songfic bout Eight, what song would you choose?

"Today Was a Fairytale" by Taylor Swift. Cuz of Akila and Total.

12. Eight walks into Ten's room while he/she is changing, what would happened?

Total: Ah! *covers her eyes*

Dr. M: Ah! Why are you here!

13. Three and Four are fighting, but then Six comes in and brings Three and Four together as a couple.

Fang: Iggy! You just had to set off a bomb in my room!

Iggy: Oh shut up! You had it coming!

Nudge: Calm down guys. Now, hug and kiss each other and say you love each other. Just like you want to.

Fang and Iggy: What?!?!

14. Five and Nine are talking when Seven runs in between yelling "I love (One)!"

Gazzy: Yo, do you think your mom can make us some cookies?!

Ella: Sure, let me go ask her

Jeb: I love Max!

Ella: As a daughter, right?

15. Ten and Two are in the middle of a battle when seven comes flying through screaming "Super (Seven's name)"

Dr. M: You need to stop being so selfish to Max!

Angel: I am going to be the leader! Now go mind your own beeswax!

Dr. M.: Don't talk to me like that! You are just jel-

Jeb: Super Jeb!

16. Ten kills Four, Four's last words?

Dr. M: Nobody hurts my little girl! *Stabs Fang*

Fang: Tell Max I love her.

Dr. M: Sure, then you'll just go out with her CLONE! *kills*

17. What would Two think if Four got One pregnant?

Max: I'm pregnant!!!

Fang: With who's baby??

Max: Yours...

Angel: Woah guys. Look, you know I'm always trying to get you to together, but thats a little too far.

18. What would the rest of the people on the list above think if Ten and Six got together?

Nudge and Dr. M...awkward...

19. One, two, three, four, five, and Six are fighting when Seven, Eight, Nine,Ten,Eleven and Twelve comes to watch. What happens?

Max, Angel, Iggy, Fang, Gazzy, and Nudge are fighting about where they are flying to next.

Jeb: Just come back to the school. You guys wil be safe there.

Total: Hey! Shouldn't I be in this argument. I mean, I'm going with you guys, right!

Dr. M: They are not going with you Jeb, look what happened last time they were in your hands. They became 2% BIRD!

Lissa: Come back home to me Fangy.

Brigid: Fangy's mine. Come stay with me!

Ella: Just come stay with us! We'll have chocolate chip cookies! Who can beat that?

20. (Opposite of 19) Seven, Eight, Nine, Ten, Eleven and Twelve are fighting when One, Two, Three, Four, Five, and Six come to watch. What happens?

Jeb, Total, lissa, Brigid, Ella and Dr.M are fighting about who the flock likes better.

Max: Stop! *everybody quiets down* Jeb, YOU ARE NEVER GOING TO BE OUR FAVORITE. Lissa, Bridget, go to hell. Total, Ella, and Dr. M are my favorites.

Fang: That's right.

Iggy: Ooh! Somebody's jealous of two people who happens to love Fang.

Nudge: Eh, whatever. I could care less. *walks out of room*

Angel: ELLA LOVES IGGY!

Everyone stares at her and Ella and Iggy blushes*

Angel- what? I can read minds you know!

Gazzy: *farts

Everybody (excet for Gazzy): Eww! Gazzy! *walks out of room*


Your One and Only Wish

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one). Are you done? If so, scroll down (don't cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose: Red: You are alert and your life is full of love. Black: You are conservative and aggressive. Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back. Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love. Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

3. If your initial is: A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life. L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to blossom. S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in: Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected. Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever. July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good. Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soulmate.

5. If you choose... Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change. White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose... California: You like adventure. Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose... Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved. Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday. My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend than copy this to your profile


HARRY POTTER SURVEY!
If you're as mad about the series as I am copy and paste this survey into your profile
then delete my answers and write in your own!
(I did not create this survey)

Question 1: What is your favorite Harry Potter book and why? Least favorite?
Goblet of Fire- the tri-wizard competition thing Half-Blood Prince- Ron was with Lavender for most of it.

Question 2: What is your favorite Harry Potter movie and why? Least favorite?
Deathly Hollows Part 2- VOLDEMORT DIES!
Half-Blood Prince- Poorly done

Question 3: Who is your favorite character?
Fred and George ROCKS!

Question 4: Who's Your Favorite Teacher at Hogwarts?
Professor Hagrid. HA HA

Question 6: Who is your favorite Death Eater (You-Know-Who included)?
Bellatrix Lestrange

Question 7: Who is your favorite Hogwarts Student?

Ginny Weasley

Question 8: What house would you want to be in? Which house do you think you would be sorted into?

Grifindor

Question 9: Would you join the Order or the Death Eaters?
The Order!

Question 10: If you could choose any character to be your boyfriend/girlfriend, who would it be?
Ummmm Probably Shemaus, or Cedric

Question 11: Who would be your best friend?

Ginny!

Question 12: Warner Brothers postponed the release date of the Half-Blood Prince movie to July of 2009. What are your thoughts on this?

WHAT? WHAT?!?!?! WHY MUST YOU KILL ME! Then the movie ended up being my least favorite

Question 13: What is your favorite magical creature?

Dobby

Question 15: Would you throw Dolores Umbridge into a boiling vat of acid?
No. HA HA I CAN'T EVEN SAY THAT WITH A STRAIGHT FACE.

Question 16: What character would you dress up as for Halloween?
Hermoine :P

Question 17: How did you get your copy of The Deathly Hallows?
When i was 10, I stole it from my brother the day he got it. (He was waiting in line at Midnight!)

Question 18: How did you get into Harry Potter?
When i was really small, like 3 I saw the first Harry Potter movie and i was hooked.

Question 19: What is one memorable experience you have had involving the series?
So I was in a play one time (I'm like the most popular one there, though I'm really a dork) and my best friend came. Get this, she hates Harry Potter. But I'm making her read them! I will be VICTORIOUS! So, like everyone there was all, "WHAT YOU DON'Y LIKE HARRY POTTER!!!!!" I all started up because I was wearing a grifindor shirt.

Question 20: Have you ever seen a movie you were not particularly interested in, simply because it had a Harry Potter actor in it?
Nope, but I have for the Hunger Games actors! (P.S. JOSH HUTCHERSON)

Question 21: Would you go to Hogwarts, Durmstrang, or Beaubaxtons?
HOGWARTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Question 22: What was your favorite Triwizard task?
The Lake! SO AMAZING

Question 23: Before you read The Deathly Hallows, what was your opinion of Snape?

WHO THE HELL IS THIS GUY? HE SAVES HARRY LIKE A BILLION TIMES AND THEN KILLS DUMBLUDORE? WHAT'S GOING ON WITH YOU SNAPE??????

Question 24: Do you read or write fanfiction?
Haven’t wrote any Harry Potter stories YET! But I read!

Question 25: Which spell do you wish you could use in real life?
ALL OF THEM! But probably Accio because I lose my stuff really easily

Question 26: What position would you play in Quidditch?
Seeker because I'm really fast

Question 27: What was your favorite moment in any of the books?
Snape’s memories… I love that era!

Question 28: What event in the series did you wish had happened differently?

That Fred and Dobby didn't die

Question 29: Would you join the DA?
You even have to ask?

Question 30: Do you think You-Know-Who has EVER had a girlfriend?

Yes, but then he killed her because he was on a killing rampage.

Question 31: What name from the series would you be willing to change your own name to?
Lily Potter

Question 33: What would your pet be?
A snowy owl!

Question 34: If you could belong to any family in the series, which would it be?
Weasleys would be fun!

Question 35: Which Hallow would you most like to have?
Invisibility Cloak.

Question 36: What is your favorite horcrux?
The SNAKE! AHHH I HATE SNAKES. JK

Question 37: Ever seen Potter Puppet Pals
YES! Lolz

Question 38: What would your patronus be?
A Mockingjay

Question 39: What would be your animagus form?
A Mockingjay :P Or a giant tiger. ME ES FEIRCE

Question 40: Who is your favorite Marauder?
1. James (won by like 1 second!) 2. Sirius

Question 41: If you went to Diagon Alley, where would you go first?
The Candy Shop that I forgot the name of.

Question 42: Favorite member of the Black family?
Sirius

Question 43: Favorite member of the Weasley family?
Fred and George!

Question 44: Who should have won the Triwizard Cup?
Um, Harry Obviously

Question 46: (insert actor here) should totally play (insert character here).

The characters in Harry Potter are totally amazing.

Question 47: What would you wear to the Yule Ball?

A gown that will look as if it was on fire. Just cuz' I'm that Hot

Question 48: How many times have you read the series?

About 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 times

Question 49: Who is your favorite couple?

Hermione and Ron

Question 50: Did you like this survey?
Yayayayayayay! :D


I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole! Or I would say, "Fine, how 'bout you stand over there with a piece of paper, and I'll throw this giant rock at you and let's see if you can block it.


I'm that girl

The one that likes books more than boys.

The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy

The one who always wonders what she did wrong

The one who writes to escape

The one who just wants to help

The one that really wants to make a difference

The one that sticks to her values

The one that refuses to believe that this is it

The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow

The one who won't give in

The one won't give up


I smile because I have no idea what's going on.

It's a beautiful day... Now watch some idiot screw it up.

I'm the type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence at something that happened yesterday.

Dogs have owners. Cats have staff.

I'm not going to call myself the god of vertically challenged people. I'm a dwarf.

"Odd how easily you can forget your hand is on fire"

Pandas are awesome because they aren't racist. They're black, white, and Asian.

Fan-Fiction: Because sometimes the author screws up, and things need to be fixed.

In 2012 I won't be freaking out about THE END OF THE WORLD! I'll be too busy freaking out about THE END OF MAXIMUM RIDE!

The world can't end in 2012, because the MR movie doesn't come out until 2013. (Lol NOPE, that bitch is never coming out.)

Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend than copy this to your profile.

If you have an annoying younger--or older-- sibling, please copy and paste this into your profile.

If random songs pop into your head for no apparent reason, copy and paste this on your profile.

IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE, COPY/PASTE THIS ON YOUR PROFILE!!

If you're one of the few people who actually reads profiles, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love Harry Potter, copy this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing, or a combination of both, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fan fiction copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fan fictions, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've ever snuck on fan fiction when you were supposed to be doing something else, say, your homework, copy and paste into your profile

If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, (250!? I've read a 450 in less than one day!) copy and paste this into your profile

If you read Deathly Hallows in under a week, (two days (holla!)) copy and paste this on your profile

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile!

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would sigh and say: "where to begin?"

If you have ever zoned out for five consecutive minutes or more, place this on your profile

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off

If you have your own little world, copy and paste into your profile

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to slap someone for no apparent reason but know you'll find one later copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know someone who needs to get run over, copy and paste this into your profile.

Some people are like slinkies, good for nothing, but they make you smile when you push them down a flight or stairs. If you agree, copy and paste this onto your profile.

I'm not random, you just can't think as fast as me. If this saying applies to you, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you read Maximum Ride Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports in under four hours, copy this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you love Max Ride and cannot live without it, post this in your profile

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you hate Robert Pattinson (so much that you laughed when you heard his car was towed away) , copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know all the words to your favorite song/songs copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.

If you have an increasingly sophisticated and extensive vocabulary, situate this in your characterization.

What sweet little girls are made of: Sunflowers and bows. What awesome little girls are made of: Gun powder and lead. Copy this if you’re awesome

If you laughed out loud while reading Maximum Ride, copy this onto your profile.

If you screamed like a little kid when you found out a Maximum Ride movie was coming out, copy this onto your profile.

If you're obsessed with Max Ride to the point where it's not even funny anymore, copy this onto your profile.

If Faxness is one of your obsessions, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you wish you were Max Ride just so you could make out with Fang, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you still laugh rereading Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile. (FANG!!!!!!!!!)

Copy this into your profile if you LOVE Fang!

If you've ever done anything incredibly stupid for no apparent reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you think Fang is so smexy he is on the verge of exploding from smexiness, copy and paste this in your profile

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?",

If you've ever read past two in the morning, copy this into your profile.

If you read peoples profiles, looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy this into your profile.

If you have WAY too much things to do on your hands and your on fan-fiction.net instead of doing them, copy and paste this in your profile.

65 percent of teenagers spend more time watching TV than reading. If you are part of the 35 who read more than you watch TV then copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile.

If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc, and the people who kill the animals don't use the meat, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like animals, give one a home if you can. If you already have or can't but want to spread the word, copy this into your profile

If you like fire and fireworks and explosions and things that go boom, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever yelled at an inanimate object copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever wanted an inanimate object to go die copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever thrown something at your television when you saw a character you despised, whether it be a piece of popcorn, a fork, or a chair, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are a computer addict, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a thing for pasting things on your profile, paste this on your profile

If you're on the computer, paste this on your profile

If you aren't me, paste this on your profile.

If you have a profile, paste this on your profile

If you think you should be able to watch what you want on TV without being called immature, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever yelled at your television because a character or someone you don't like was on copy and paste this into your profile.

If your a nerd and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you believe that since weird means different, and different means unique, that being weird is good, copy this into profile.

If you are afraid to show who you really are, copy this into your profile.

If you ever wished you could live in a story, copy and paste this to your profile.

If I say Fang and you scream "Where?!" copy this onto your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If you’ve ever made faces in front of a security camera then paste this in your profile

If you have pre-ordered Nevermore, copy this onto your profile.

If you want to see Maximum Ride (the movie) on the first day it comes out, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are SO obsessed with Maximum Ride that it is not even FUNNY anymore, post this in your profile.

If you think Max and Fang should just get over themselves and get together already, copy this onto your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you would kill to have wings, post this in your profile.

If you relate everything to Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you still laugh re-reading Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Copy this and paste it on your profile if you think sarcasm is a conditioned reflex.

If you KNOW The Flock is real, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you REALLY want Fang to be real and meet him, copy and past this to your profile.

If you'll take first watch, copy and paste this is you profile.

If you agree that Fang is Fangalicious, copy this into your profile.

If you have dreams where you are kidnapped to become a member of the Flock, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have pulled a Max: You have made a snap decision and decided to do it without thinking it through first.

If you have pulled a Fang: You have sneaked up behind someone without them noticing, making it seem like you came out of nowhere

If you have pulled a Iggy: You have run into an inanimate object without realizing it was there. This could include, poles, wall, doors, tables, etc.

If you have pulled a Nudge: You have talked about something nonstop for the past five minutes, not allowing anyone else to speak. This is also known as rambling.

If you have pulled a Gazzy: You have farted in a big group of people really loudly, and everyone could hear it and smell it.

If you have pulled a Angel: You have invaded someone else's personal space, without any consideration for that person. You can also pull a Angel by gaining a whole lot of useless powers that you don't really need...but I highly recommend the first one.

If you have a crush on 1 or more fictional characters, paste this on your profile.(you know who you are ;D)

If you've ever fallen off your chair in school, put this in your profile.

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you laughed out loud when reading Maximum Ride copy this to your profile. (Yes, for me in Language Arts with the hardest teacher. She took my book away and I almost started crying. But i don't cry so.)

If you ever read past 2 in the morning, copy this on your profile.

If you have ever drawn a mustache on your hand, copy this onto your profile.

If you think guys with foriegn accents are AWESOME, paste this into your profile.

If you get way too excited for books, movies, etc. to come out, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not copy this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the conversation, copy this on your profile.

If you think that Writer's Block blows (sucks), copy and paste this into your profile.

If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile. (screaming counts)

If you can raed tihs, cpoy tihs itno yuor polrfie, and see if ohtres can raed it.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If people say you read too much, copy this into your profile.

If you would kill to have super powers, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If Fanfiction to you is what Facebook is to other people, copy this to your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, post this in your profile. (ALL OF THE ABOVE)

If you wish you were Max Ride just so you could make out with Fang, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your friend(s) think you’re crazy for reading a book about six flying kids (and their talking dog) and you don’t care copy and paste this is your profile.

If you still laugh rereading Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say right before you were going to say it, put this on your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for five consecutive minutes or more, place this on your profile. If you have ever tried to lick your elbow even though you knew it was physically impossible paste this on your profile.

If you and/or your best friend(s) are insane, put this on your profile.

If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy this into your profile.

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy this on your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile. If you have ever walked into a wall before copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste.

If you have ever been worried for another person, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever shouted a random thing and then gotten glared at copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

If you have a story in your head, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate the 'copy and paste this into your profile' things, copy and pa- wait a minute...

96 percent of teens would have a breakdown if Justin Biber was standing on the edge of a six story building. Copy this into your profile if you're part of the 4 percent yelling JUMP ALREADY OR SO HELP ME I'LL COME UP THERE AND PUSH YOU MYSELF!!!!!

65 percent of Teenagers spend more time watching TV rather then read. If you are part of the 35 percent who read more than watch TV then cut and paste this to your Profile.

If you would stand up for your favorite pairings and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name after mine: Mind Seeker, Dewdrop13, Medalis, Invisibool, DeaMii22, Mythscaenger, puckabrina-percabeth-fax101, The Free Mockingjay

If you obsessively check your email almost every 10 minutes, copy and paste this to your profile

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even

harder88% of teenagers think that reading is a waste of time. Copy and paste this into your profile if your the 12% that thinks those people are nut jobs.


This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia


A Hunger Games Addict’s Prayer
I promise to remember Rue
When mockingbirds’ songs wake me
I’ll think of Foxface every time
I eat a strange new berry
If a little girl ever pets a goat
I promise to think of Prim
And if my best friend acts depressed
Then Gale; I’ll think of him
When I toss some wood in the fire
I’ll think of Katniss every time
And I’ll always think of Peeta
When I eat cake that is sublime
The Capitol will cross my mind
When someone is unfair
I’ll be sure to think of Clove
Each time I pretend to care
I’ll always think of Glimmer
If someone’s pretty, but a dunce
And Thresh will occupy my mind
If I spare someone, something... Once
Whenever I watch a reality show
I will think of the Hunger Games
I’ll sure imagine Haymitch
If someone calls me names
I swear to think of Cato
When I’m homicidally inclined
I’ll make sure I think of Effie
When there’s nothing on my mind
I swear to remember the Hunger Games
And Catching Fire too
It’s important to think of the characters
But they’re NOT mine (So, Collins, don’t sue!)

That above does not belong to moi!! i copied this and pasted it from Junbug24!


This poem is really touching so please read it.

A drunk man in an Oldsmobile

They said had run the light


That caused the six-car pileup


On 109 that night.


When broken bodies lay about


'And blood was everywhere,'


'The sirens screamed out eulogies,'


For death was in the air.


'A mother, trapped inside her car,'


Was heard above the noise;


Her plaintive plea near split the air:


'Oh, God, please spare my boys!'


She fought to loose her pinned hands;


'She struggled to get free,'


But mangled metal held her fast


In grim captivity.


Her frightened eyes then focused


'On where the back seat once had been,'


But all she saw was broken glass and

Two children's seats crushed in.

Her twins were nowhere to be seen;

'She did not hear them cry, '


'And then she prayed they'd been thrown free, '


'Oh, God, don't let them die! '


Then firemen came and cut her loose,


'But when they searched the back, '


'They found therein no little boys, '


But the seat belts were intact.


They thought the woman had gone mad


'And was traveling alone, '


'But when they turned to question her, '


They discovered she was gone.


Policemen saw her running wild


And screaming above the noise


'In beseeching supplication, '


Please help me find my boys!


They're four years old and wear blue shirts;


'Their jeans are blue to match.''


'One cop spoke up, ''They're in my car, '


And they don't have a scratch.


They said their daddy put them there


'And gave them each a cone, '


Then told them both to wait for Mom


To come and take them home.


'I've searched the area high and low, '


But I can't find their dad.


'He must have fled the scene, '


'I guess, and that is very bad.'


'The mother hugged the twins and said, '


'While wiping at a tear, '


'He could not flee the scene, you see, '


'For he's been dead a year.'


'The cop just looked confused and asked, '


'Now, how can that be true? '


'The boys said, ''Mommy, Daddy came '


'And left a kiss for you.'' '


He told us not to worry


'And that you would be all right, '


And then he put us in this car with


'The pretty, flashing light. '


'We wanted him to stay with us, '


'Because we miss him so, '


'But Mommy, he just hugged us tight '


And said he had to go.


He said someday we'd understand


'And told us not to fuss, '


'And he said to tell you, Mommy, '


'He's watching over us.'


The mother knew without a doubt


'That what they spoke was true, '


'For she recalled their dad's last words, ' ' I will watch over you.'

This message works on the day you receive it.

Let us see if it is true.


ANGELS EXIST but some times, since they don't all have wings, we call them FRIENDS.


Pass this on to your true friends.


Something good will happen to you at 11:11 in the evening; something that you have been waiting to hear.

Do not break this prayer, post it on your profile! :D

HUnger Games spoilers below! You have been WARNED!!

1. Which book was the best out of the hunger games series?

Mockingjay! And Catching Fire! Oh, And Hunger Games!

2. Who do you like better? Peeta or Gale?

I'll say this as calmly as possible. Gale is a Frickin' idiot that has no respect for anyone and that enjoys killing his best friend's little sister. If I saw him I would kick him where the sun don't shine about thirty thousand times. I have about 100 zillion pictures of Peeta. Who do you think I like more?

3. When Finnick died what did you do?

I threw the book at the wall and started screaming 'Bloody Murder!". Then my brother came in and told me to shut up because it was about 3 in the morning on a school night. Then I had a bunch of nightmares that Finnick died.

4. If you met Katniss and Peeta at Wal-Mart with their kids, what would you do?

I would kiss both of their feet, then kiss Peeta a zillion times. Then I would get all forms of contact from them. Then I would ask them to sign my copies that I carry everywhere, hoping they'll be there. Then I'll have a heart attack. Then I would die happy. :)

5. What District would you live in if you lived in Panem?

I would live in District 4. Swimming, relaxation, and Finnick.

6. If someone came over to you and told you that Peeta sucks and that Gale should be with Katniss what would you do?

Very simple. I would try to pursaude them. (I'd pull a Peeta) If that didn't work, I 'would beat them into the next thousand centuries. Then I'd invent time-travel. Then it would be Hunger Games time. Then I would have her/him volunteer in the Hunger Games. Then I'd volunteer too, kill them, and become the victor.

Just kidding. I won't judge them. It's their personal opinion. But I'd be pretty ticked off to say the least.


Favorite Hunger Games Characters:

Peeta, Peeta, Peeta, Peeta, Peeta, Peeta, Peeta, Peeta, Peeta, Peeta (x100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000). Oh yeah, and all those other people except for the following below.

Hated Hunger Games Characters:

Gale, Gale, Gale, Gale, Gale, Gale, Gale, Gale, Gale, Gale, Gale, Gale (x1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000).

Oh, and Coin and Snow.


IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?

So, here's how it works: 1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc) 2. Put it on shuffle 3. Press play 4. For every question, type the song that's playing 5. When you go to a new question, press the next button 6. Don't lie and try to pretend your cool... and alot of the songs fit with the setting

Opening Credits: Higher- Taio Cruz (Hey! That actually works!)

Waking Up: Dark Horses- Switchfoot (Well, it's not actually the song i would want to hear when I wake up, but whatever...)

First Day At School: Loser Like Me (What, glee's decent)

Falling In Love: Glad You Came- The Wanted (That sorta works...not really, but whatever...)

Fight Song: Miss Independent- Kelly Clarkson (That's a lame fight song, sorta)

Breaking Up: Cowboy Casenova- Carrie Underwood (That works!)

Prom night: Just a Kiss- Lady Antebellum (Well that works.)

Life: Dynamite- Taio Cruz (Heh.)

Mental Breakdown: Somebody That I Used to Know- Goyte (Meh. Whatever.)

Driving: Sweet Dreams- Emily Browing (Meh)

Flashback: Part of Me- Katy Perry (Depends on the Flashback)

Getting back together: Eyes Open- Taylor Swift (I dk?)

Wedding: Marry You- Bruno Mars (OMG THAT REALLY WORKS SO MUCH)

Birth of Child: Makes Me Wonder- Maroon 5 (If the babys part demon)

Final Battle: Fix You- Cold-play (What? I guess it kinda sorta works... not really.)

Funeral Song: A Thousand Years- Christina Perry (Awww, isn't that sweet?)

Final Credits: Edge of Glory (Cool. Everyone will be dancing!)


If you think you should be able to watch what you want on TV without being called immature, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever yelled at your television because a character or someone you don't like was on copy and paste this into your profile.

If your a nerd and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you ever wished you could live in a story, copy and paste this to your profile.

If I say Fang and you scream "Where?!" copy this onto your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If you’ve ever made faces in front of a security camera then paste this in your profile

If you want to see Maximum Ride (the movie) on the first day it comes out, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are SO obsessed with Maximum Ride that it is not even FUNNY anymore, post this in your profile.

If you think Max and Fang should just get over themselves and get together already, copy this onto your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you would kill to have wings, post this in your profile.

If you relate everything to Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you still laugh re-reading Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Copy this and paste it on your profile if you think sarcasm is a conditioned reflex.

If you KNOW The Flock is real, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you REALLY want Fang to be real and meet him, copy and past this to your profile.

If you'll take first watch, copy and paste this is you profile.

If you agree that Fang is Fangalicious, copy this into your profile.

If you have dreams where you are kidnapped to become a member of the Flock, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have pulled a Max: You have made a snap decision and decided to do it without thinking it through first.

If you have pulled a Fang: You have sneaked up behind someone without them noticing, making it seem like you came out of nowhere

If you have pulled a Iggy: You have run into an inanimate object without realizing it was there. This could include, poles, wall, doors, tables, etc.

If you have pulled a Nudge: You have talked about something nonstop for the past five minutes, not allowing anyone else to speak. This is also known as rambling.

If you have pulled a Gazzy: You have farted in a big group of people really loudly, and everyone could hear it and smell it.

If you have pulled a Angel: You have invaded someone else's personal space, without any consideration for that person. You can also pull a Angel by gaining a whole lot of useless powers that you don't really need...but I highly recommend the first one.


If you have a crush on 1 or more fictional characters, paste this on your profile.(you know who you are ;D)

If you've ever fallen off your chair in school, put this in your profile.

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you laughed out loud when reading Maximum Ride copy this to your profile.

If you ever read past 2 in the morning, copy this on your profile.

If you think guys with foriegn accents are AWESOME, paste this into your profile.

If you get way too excited for books, movies, etc. to come out, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not copy this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the conversation, copy this on your profile.

If you think that Writer's Block blows (sucks), copy and paste this into your profile.

If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile. (screaming counts)

If you can raed tihs, cpoy tihs itno yuor polrfie, and see if ohtres can raed it.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If people say you read too much, copy this into your profile.

If you would kill to have super powers, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If Fanfiction to you is what Facebook is to other people, copy this to your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, post this in your profile.

If you wish you were Max Ride just so you could make out with Fang, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your friend(s) think you’re crazy for reading a book about six flying kids (and their talking dog) and you don’t care copy and paste this is your profile.

If you still laugh rereading Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say right before you were going to say it, put this on your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for five consecutive minutes or more, place this on your profile. If you have ever tried to lick your elbow even though you knew it was physically impossible paste this on your profile.

If you and/or your best friend(s) are insane, put this on your profile.

If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy this into your profile.

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy this on your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile. If you have ever walked into a wall before copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste.

If you have ever been worried for another person, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever shouted a random thing and then gotten glared at copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

If you have a story in your head, copy and paste this into your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.


When u carry a Bible, the devil gets a headache.

When u open it, he collapses.

When he see's u reading it, he faints.

When he see's u living it, he flees.

And just when your about 2 re-post this, he will try & discourage u.

I just defeated him. Like, Copy, & Paste this if your in God's Army :)


DO YOU

Play an instrument?: Piano, guitar, a little drums, ukelele, voice

Watch TV more than 60 hours a week?: No

Like to sing?: Yeah, people say I rock, but I don't know

Have a job?: I pet sit or baby sit from time to time.

Have a cell phone?: Yep

Like to play sports?: LOVE THEM! I play football (with my brother on the weekends), once played baseball, soccer, volleyball, tennis (even though i HATE it), golf, basketball, dance, and swim

Have a boyfriend/girlfriend?: No.

Have a crush on someone?: Sorta

Live somewhere NOT in the United States?: Nope

Have more than 5 TVs in your house?: No, 4. (one of them doesn't work)

Have any special talents/skills?: If beating up my brother, (AKA Super Strong, 4 1/2 years older than me, football and soccer player) counts

Exercise daily?: Yes. I dance, sometimes play sports (A little too hot to), and swim 24/7

Like school?: Depends.

CAN YOU

Sing the alphabet backwards?: Yep

Stand on your tip toes without wearing shoes?: Yea, not that hard if you have strong toes.

Speak any other languages?: A little Spanish and Italian

Go a day without food?: NO! I CAN"T LAST AN HOUR WITHOUT FOOD!

Remember your dreams: Sometimes. I usually remember the vibe from them though.

Read music, not just tabs?: Like sheet music? Yeah.

Roll your tongue?: Don't even get me started on that.

Eat a whole pizza?: Easy

HAVE YOU EVER

Won something in the lottery?: Uhm, nooo

Snuck out of the house?: Maybe

Lied to get out of trouble?: I've tried.

Had a computer crash?: Yes! Grrr.

Gotten lost in your city?: No, it's a small town

Seen a shooting star?: Yep, AND MY DREAM CAME TRUE

Been to any other countries?: Yep, Canada and Mexico

Had a serious surgery?: No

Stolen something important to someone else?: No, not that bad.

Solved a rubiks cube?: Yes! I took five months, but i figured it out!

Gone out in public in your pajamas?: Yes! My pajamas are usually shorts and a tee-shirt

Cried over a boy?: No

Kissed a random stranger?: Nope

Hugged a random stranger?: Yes, it was a dare.

Been in a fist fight?: Maybe

Been arrested?: Yeah, no.

Laughed and had milk come out of your nose?: NO

Pushed all the buttons on an elevator?: Yes, I was on the elevator and this guy was being a real jerk, so when I got off, I pushed all the buttons on the elevator. HIS FACE WAS PRICELESS

Sneaked into the opposite sex's bathroom?: I've accidentally been inside the Men's room

Gone to school only to find you had the day off because of a holiday/etc?: Yes (Darn you, brother)

Swore at your parents?: No.

Kicked a guy where it hurts?: Maybe

Been to a casino?: Yes, but only to get to the hotel room in Vegas

Ran over an animal and killed it?: No

Broken a bone?: Nope.

Gotten stitches?: Nope.

Had a water balloon fight in winter?: That's like asking me whether I like 'The Hunger Games'.

Made homemade muffins?: Yeah...

Bitten someone?: Yes, a lot

Been to disneyland/disneyworld?: Yes, so many times. Never disneyworld

Burped in someone’s face?: Yes


On a Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping. (Yea, cuz I'm just gonna sleep-walk over to it and turn it on?!).

On a bag of Fritos!
..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap:
"Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners:
"Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom):
"Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
"Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
"Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:
"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid:
"Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)

On most brands of Christmas lights:
"For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor:
"Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts:
"Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume:
"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

On a children's fold-away stroller:
Do not fold while child is in stroller (Wouldn't that save time?)

On artificial bacon:
"Real artificial bacon bits".
(So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no we get real fake bacon.)

On Dum-Dum Lolipop
Instructions: Suck
(...I have no words...None...)

On a package of pasta after the cooking insturctions:
"Put on fork and eat."
(No! Really? We're supposed to eat food?!)

On a coffee cup:
Warning: Contents may be hot
(Well I hope my coffee's hot)

On cheap Peanut Butter:
May contain traces of nuts
(God, then what is actually in it!?)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(Hmm...something must have gotten lost in the translation...)


Favorite HoA quotes:

"I will not give up; On Sarah, the quest, and certainly not on you." (Fabian Rutter, House of Anubis)

"Leave Her!" Fabian

"Didn't you use to be Mara?" Jerome

"I got it! Get a different face!" Alfie

"Where's Joy!?" Patricia

"It's ten o'clock! You all know what that means! You have five minutes precisely, then I want to hear a pin...drop!" Victor

"It's basically-the apocalypse!" Trudy

"Soon, you'll all be saying the Pledge of Allegiance" Nina

"But this is my signed copy of The Solar System is Your Friend!" Fabian

"I did not tell you creep!" Jerome

"...Hedgehogs!..."Mara

"I'm intrigued and completely frightened at the same time." Mara

"You think I'm a genius!?" Amber

"I think the house...is coming to life." Nina

"Why are you dressed as a duck?"
"I'm a canary."
"Oh,sorry,a canary dressed as a duck."

"What's with the stupid chicken outfit?"Fabian,Amber,Fabian,Mara

"Are you mad?!"
"Yeah, quite possibly." Sweetie and Rufus

"Fancy a bite?" Alfie

"...Girls in bikinis..." Jerome

"Falls off his chair in amazement (then actually does it)." Alfie

"Fabian! You're a genius! I love you!" Nina

"Alfie Lewis, champion of the earth! We're doomed." Patricia

"I ordered a doll's dress?"Amber, Jerome's impression(which was SO much funnier)

"Dar dare,dardar dis dall?"Alfie with his wolf mask describing Joy

"Sibooboo..." Alfie

"Will you go to the prom with me?"
"Yes."
"Yes. YES?!"
"Yes!"
"YES!!!" Fabian and Nina

"And you didn't pee your pants, so bonus..." Patricia

"NO! She's the Ice Queen! Icy Queen of Ice!" Jerome

"Welcome to "We-Love-Mara Land" Population: Jerome!" Alfie

"I've got my pin, and its ready to drop!" Trudy

"What are you doing miss Martin." Fabian

"Cruelty, thy name is Amber..." Jerome

"The Bible says always come prepared."
"Amber, thats the Boy scouts." Amber and Fabian

"Speak of the Devil. Literally, I'm surprised my phone didn't burst into flames..." Jerome

"And the plot thickens, as they say." Jerome

"I'm not scared of you!"
"We were thinking more about Rufus."
"Him I'm scared of." Jerome and Patricia

"Hello Victor, Sweetie here."
"HAHA! That was terrible!You need to work on your accent!" Fabian and Nina

"I hate it when the house talks..." Amber

"Toilet Duty. That's like five times this term." Alfie

"Tut tut, Fabian, tut tut." Amber

"I thought I was going to prom with Fabian...AHA!" Patricia

"You genius, genius, genius girl, you!" Fabian

"Mick's a meat-head." Jerome

"It's...girly stuff...that girls use...I can be really...girly at times..." Patricia

"Weird taste in films you got..." Nina

"Rufus! Ever heard of a phone?" Jerome

"Even Harry Potter didn't go till he was eleven..." Mara

"You got it!" "
"Got what?"
"Looks, brains, charm, everything you don't have Jerome." Nina, Jerome, and Fabian

"It would be the American, wouldn't it?" Jerome

"Adorable, now I'm starving!" Patricia

"Indeed you do Alfie, indeed you do!" Jerome

"Amber what's witht the cloves of garlic? This isn't twilight!" Fabian

"You wanted to be school rep, so I made sure you were. Welcome to politics!" Mick

"You're insane."
"Very observant, now go." Jason and Rufus.

"Curiouser and curiouser..." Jason


You Know You Are a 90’s Kid When...

1. You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
2. You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
3. You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
4. When you settled everything by rock paper scissors or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish or eeny meeny miney mo.
5. You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
6. You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
7. You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
8. You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
9. You remember Ring Pops.
10. You remember drinking Tang.
11. If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
12. When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
13. You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.
14. You rember when Tamagotchi, GigaPet, and Nano were all that.
15. Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
16. Saved By The Bell was the coolest show ever!
17. You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.
18. Michael Jordan was a king.
19. You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.
20. You collected those Beanie Babies.
21. YIKES pencils and erasers were the stuff!
22. Carebears
23. The old dollar bills.
24. Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
25. You know the Macarena by heart.
26. "Talk to the hand" . . . enough said
27. You always said, "Then why don't you marry it?!"
28. You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!
29. You remember Highlight's magazine.
30. You went to McDonald's/Burger King to play in the playplace.
31. You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
32. Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
33. Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
34. Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
36. Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
37. When light up sneakers were cool.
38. When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
39. When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was the new thing.
40. When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
41. When gameboy was a brick.
42. Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.

Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!?
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . Or if you smiled at one of these
things


93% percent of people would have an emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list:

Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz, WritingRocks6, GlindaFied26, XxXpurplelilyxXx, Bookluvrxoxo, Daydreamer897, The Friendly Chupacabra, Shorty and KG Inc., AVirgoGirl, xcheergrlx3, Mrs.DiAngelo, zeusgirl39, 7Cerberus7, Cadisha Ora Rhaksha Caden, Psychopathic FanGirl, Silvermusic384, Fac is forever, Maximum Reading

88% of teenagers think that reading is a waste of time. Copy and paste this into your profile if your the 12% that thinks those people are nut jobs.

If you think sometimes songs really speak to you, paste this on your profile.

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Girl Comebacks!

Man: Where have you been all my life?

Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?

Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?

Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?

Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?

Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?

Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?

Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.

Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.

Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.

Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together

Woman: Really, I'd keep it the way it is, with n and o together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.

Woman: Seeing you leave would be pretty amazing.

If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost this... If you don't resend this then your love life will be doomed for eternity.

GIRLS REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks"


READ THIS CAREFULLY ALL IDIOTS OUT THERE!: If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because you're a girl that you love pink and can't fight to save your life, put this into your profile.

Did you just call me a bitch? Well a bitch is a dog, and dogs bark, bark is on trees, trees are part of nature, nature is beautiful. So yeah, thanks for the compliment.


Sweetness

This is really sweet...

When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.

When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.

When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of questions, she is wondering how long you will be around.

When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.

When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.

When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be hers forever.

When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered.

When a girl says "I love you." she means it.

When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.


Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.

Find a guy who calls you BEAUTIFUL instead of HOT, and calls you back when you hang up on him.

The guy who will STAY AWAKE just TO WATCH YOU SLEEP.

Wait for the guy who KISSES YOUR FOREHEAD,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you're in SWEATS.

The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he CARES about you and how LUCKY he is to have you there for him.

The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's HER."

If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.

If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.

Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.

Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.

So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.

If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity.

Repost this to your profile, and spare yourself the emotional stress.


Maximum Reading :D :P Check out my stories!

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High school is just peachy here in the Peach State by Lunara7 reviews
Maximum Martinez is not a normal girl; she has wings. She thinks she is the only one as she struggles to hide them from everybody else.But is she? At the same time, she has to survive high school in Georgia. Read to find out! Fax later! Rated T!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 52,839 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 4/3 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Max, Fang
Liar in the Mirror by AnikaandAj reviews
My name is Maximum Ride. Or at least, it was before I was forced into pretending to be my sister, Maya. I don't know why I did it. I kept insisting that I did it for survival from people who want me dead. Or to escape from my father, the con man. When Maya went missing, I hadn't known how hard it would be to lie to everyone she knew. Especially when I'm falling for her boyfriend AU
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 164,902 - Reviews: 693 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 3/26 - Published: 8/7/2012 - Max, Fang
Maximum Disaster by cydthesquid07 reviews
Max's world completely changes when she has to move to Virginia. She leads a complicated life so how will she react to the new one she's been thrown into? Including the new boy she meets along the way. FAX.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,206 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 3/10 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Max, Fang
House of Secrets, House of Lies: Sequel to House of New York by EliseScriboSummer reviews
Sequel to House of New York: The Anubis House residents are in for some big surprises this year. Secrets will be kept, lies will be told, and unanswered questions will be answered. **I DO NOT OWN HOUSE OF ANUBIS, ALL RIGHTS TO HOUSE OF ANUBIS
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 17,354 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/17 - Published: 12/26/2012
What About the Perfect Ones? by CakeIsAGoodFriend reviews
Maximum Ride had one word describe her whole life. Perfect. She wasn't perfect, but everyone else thought she was. As much as they thought they did, no one ever actually wants perfect. And Max knew it all to well. Max Ride. Perfect AND Unwanted. So, what is there left to do.. but leave? This just might be the adventure of a life time. *Discontinued*
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 38,810 - Reviews: 603 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 2/11 - Published: 9/7/2012 - Max, Fang
Shooting Stars by Random Stuff xxxxxxx reviews
Max and Fang were best friends as kids, they grew up together but when they are thirteen Fang gets a contract with a recording company and has to move away leaving Max behind. What happens when they meet again 4 years later? I dont own Maximum Ride or any songs used in any chapters.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 22,236 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 2/8 - Published: 11/10/2012 - [Max, Fang] - Complete
An Enchanted Curse by BirdKidKirby reviews
Maximum Ride goes missing after saving her sister. What the townspeople don't know is she was captured by cursed half-animal, half-humans, and their leader may just be stealing her heart. AU, FAX.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 59,075 - Reviews: 684 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 349 - Updated: 12/7/2013 - Published: 3/13/2011 - [Max, Fang]
Slytherin's Potter by Animeaddict56 reviews
Lily Potter dreamed of going to Hogwarts and being in Gryffindor. But the time comes for her to go to Hogwarts, and her dreams change. What will happen when she becomes a Slytherin, befriends a Malfoy, and turns against her family? Everything falls apart.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 120 - Words: 938,689 - Reviews: 1935 - Favs: 703 - Follows: 621 - Updated: 9/25/2013 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Scorpius M., Lily Luna P. - Complete
The Ultimate Love Octagon by a person on earth reviews
Notre Dame Highschool is your ordinary high school. Except for the giant cement wall in the middle of the school separating the girls and guys. What happens when one eventful morning the principal decides to take away the wall? Will chaos ensure? AU AH
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,924 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 9/24/2013 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Complete
The Unforgotten Demiavian by AnikaandAj reviews
Angel was kidnapped, Percy and Annabeth were in tartarus, and now a new enemy was rising. The flock had been done with the Greek Gods, but Gaea just won't let them forget. Even if it means seperating, rediscovering dangerous powers, working with the crew on the Argo 2, and maybe even the ultimate sacrifice will be paid in a trip to save those who were lost in Tartarus.
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,826 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/13/2013 - Published: 2/19/2013 - Max, Leo V.
A Whole New World by wish2love4life reviews
Max has to go to Jeb's house with his wife and Kids! There's nothing worse then being replaced but what happens when she meets the new guy, Fang at her new school and figuring out he's not as different as you? Yeah,that's alot to take in. First chap.short
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 42,307 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 9/7/2013 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Max, Fang
A Cinderella story Maximum ride style by gigglesandbooks reviews
Living in Arizona, Max lost her mom and now lives with her step father Jeb and his twin daughters- Lissa and Brigid. She the schools loser, but she has a voice. At the ball she meets Fang, her best friend's brother. FAX! no wings. R&R!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 91,120 - Reviews: 924 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 8/29/2013 - Published: 1/11/2012 - Max, Fang - Complete
Angel of Death by UberSpazTiclyAwesome reviews
Max used to be a fun-loving girl. But that was before one Deadly night. Somewhere in the chaos that is now her life, she begins to hear a voice. What will happen when she isn't in control of herself anymore? Eventual wings, and eventual Fax. Review?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,774 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/10/2013 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Max, Fang
Can change be good? by Pancakes10210 reviews
Max and Fang are the outcast of there school. But when Fang turns popular and leaves Max behind. Max loses all hope of getting her best friend back. Until a new girl comes with a huge secert that will change Max literally. No wings FAX and scales.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 45,131 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 7/26/2013 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Max
I Never Knew by Aria Ride reviews
When Max Martinez moves away from Arizona to California, she meets the teenage boy heart throb of high school, the tall and mysterious Fang Ride. What will happen when they fall for each other but don't know it themselves? FAX maybe... Tap that review button, its smexeh :U
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 39,665 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 7/8/2013 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Max, Fang
Cinderella (Cake Style) by CakeIsAGoodFriend reviews
Maximum Ride has always been a Cinderella, no matter how much she doesn't want to admit it. With evil step-sisters, an awful step-mother, a dramatic best friend, and a prince charming that she most certainly doesn't expect, can she achieve her ultimate goal? Or will this fairy-tale get the best of her?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 26,979 - Reviews: 613 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 7/7/2013 - Published: 9/28/2012 - Max, Fang - Complete
Playing With Matches by Xx-Twitch-xX reviews
When Max Martinez and her family move from Colorado to Arizona, she hardly expects to meet the misbehaved Fang Ride and his friends, and she definitely doesn't expect what comes after meeting him. Badboy!Fang. Angst in a bit. FAX. Edgy T.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,131 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 6/24/2013 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
The Ultimate Surfer Story by Hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia reviews
Max, Nudge, and Ari-Californian surfers that hate it when competitors intrude their beach. Fang, Iggy, and Ivey-Flordian surfers that want to win. When Fang saves Max's life, will true love break through? Or will the cocky-player-surfer-dude ruin it all?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 15,568 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 6/5/2013 - Published: 8/25/2011 - Fang, Max - Complete
Wings, Wolves, and Warzones: Warriors of the Wild by RivalsAreAllies reviews
It's been two years since they were tortured, targeted, or threatened. The Doomsday Group is finished. Itex is gone. But that was just the beginning. Max will face her greatest challenge yet: making friends. The Pack and The Flock will have to work together to do what they do best. These two teams differ but they have one thing in common. They hate each other. AFTER "Nevermore."
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,655 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/4/2013 - Max, Fang
A Victim's Revenge by starrysky781 reviews
Nina Martin was bullied, and one day changed everything. One day they pushed her too far. Now Nina Martin is gone, and Dakota North is in her place. New girl, new look, new drama. Too bad Dakota knows more about Anubis House than some people think. Watch out Anubis House. Plan B is in action, and you won't know what hit you. Until it's too late of course. Formerly called Plan B.
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,551 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 4/7/2013 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Nina M.
Enslaved by bibbler reviews
Max Ride is the girl who was kidnapped at the age of 8 and sold into slavery at the age of 14 to the Martinez family. Fang Martinez is the rich boy who buys Max since he and his family need someone new to toy with. Will Max put up with the constant teasing, jokes, and pranks? Or will she forget all about her developing love for a certain Martinez boy and just run away?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,988 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 3/29/2013 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Max, Fang
The Ultimate Surfer Story 2 by Hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia reviews
SEQUEL TO THE "HIT FANFICTION" THE ULTIMATE SURFER STORY (Lol) Dylan (Max's boyfriend) cheats on her. Of course she needs a place to stay. She went back to her old friend's place. Will the spark return or will Fang's girlfriend get in the way? And why did Fang stop surfing? T for suggestive Iggy stuff and * out cursing. Maybe violence. Who knows? (Maxoid came up with the named)
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,694 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 3/9/2013 - Published: 10/21/2012 - Max, Fang
Rogue by Tribal Dragon Queen reviews
Fang is a rock star Max is a popular girl at school they both have a secret and so dose the rest of Max's family. Can they be friends or more then that? Superhero and mutant freak clash. A house full of mutants!Eraser experiments gone bad. (hence the Title Rogue) Once again the Flock has to save the world but with a little help from the earth's mightiest heroes! FAX!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,142 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/22/2013 - Published: 3/28/2012 - Max, Fang
I love high school not by foreverFAX reviews
Laughter, pain, horror, embarrassment and sorrow yup, that's high school for you. Max and the rest of the gang are just normal teenagers going through high school. FAX later on in the story. (Now on chanacompos57's profile)
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 31,245 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 2/19/2013 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Max, Fang
If It Means a Lot to You by Spunky Violet reviews
17 year old Max lives and breathes music. So what will happen when pop sensation Fang Green attends her highschool in Pennsylvania? Will love blossom? Or will Max's hatred for our favorite black haired player get the better of her? And will Max's dream of becoming a singer/songwriter ever come true? There shall be FAX. Read and Review my friends : Rated T cause I'm paranoid.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,382 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 2/16/2013 - Published: 7/29/2012 - Max, Fang - Complete
I Won't Say I'm In Love by CakeIsAGoodFriend reviews
Will Max ever realize her feelings for her beautiful black-haired best friend? It's doubtful, but you never know. Songfic-Twoshot.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,105 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/13/2013 - Published: 1/10/2013 - Max, Fang - Complete
Fatal Attraction by This-is-my-designx reviews
Katniss Everdeen, the Girl on Fire, can't work out why brutal, bloody Cato seems to hate her more than the other tributes. Is it because she recieved a higher training score than him? Or is it something else?
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 28,410 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 460 - Updated: 1/8/2013 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Katniss E., Cato
My Torturer, Back Again by Dot Ride reviews
Max had it all until her dad died. Then she was relentlessly bullied. So she moves away, to Arizona. There she finds one of the bullies that was also her former best friend. What will happen?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 46,709 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 1/8/2013 - Published: 7/21/2012 - Max, Fang - Complete
Maximum Ride Support Group by CakeIsAGoodFriend reviews
Some of us are able to admit things about ourselves. Things like... being obsessed with Maximum Ride for example. Well, there are others like you in this world, you Maximum Ride junkies. Now is the time to connect them. Be a part of the Maximum Ride support group. May be slight crack-ish at times.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,277 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/5/2013 - Published: 11/24/2012
Who am I? by NightWrighter511 reviews
Max Martinez is seventeen and has a good life. A loving family and friends, star track athlete, what could be missing? When the new kid starts prying into Max's life things go downhill as secrets are revealed. Her Mom and Dad aren't really her parents.FAX
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 89,916 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 12/31/2012 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Max, Fang - Complete
Sir, Yes, Sir by lavalamp29 reviews
Fang's dad is the head of the country's best boot camp. Fang wants to prove to his dad that he is the perfect son. The camp acquires the worst trouble maker, Max, and Fang is assigned to whip her into shape. Will he be able to tame Max? FAX! DUH!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 81,610 - Reviews: 1384 - Favs: 650 - Follows: 640 - Updated: 12/26/2012 - Published: 11/19/2010 - Max, Fang
House of New York? by EliseScriboSummer reviews
The House of Anubis is in for a shock when they discover Nina won't be returning this year. Things get interesting when Mr.Winkler returns and sends the students on a trip to New York. All they are looking for is a good time in America, but what they find is drama, mystery, and...Nina? **I DO NOT own House of Anubis or its characters or anything! I do own my idea and ocs**
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 33 - Words: 13,583 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/26/2012 - Published: 7/27/2012 - Complete
Maximum Ride: High School Life by IggyisAWESOME98 reviews
Max just moved from New York to California because her mom got a job offer. In California she meets Fang and the rest of the flock. *VERY Cliche*, FAX, EGGY. AU No Wings. First Fan Fiction. Rated T. Iggy is not blind.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 12,380 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/9/2012 - Published: 4/28/2012 - Fang, Max
Misplaced Trust by independentwriter-137 reviews
Formerly known as Conning a Con Man. Fang is a con man about to pull of his biggest heist yet. He's about to steal fortunes from a man named Mr. Batchelder by gaining his trust through his daughter. Flawless plan right? Well what happens when he starts to fall for the girl? FAX!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 40,115 - Reviews: 706 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 12/1/2012 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
Popstar meets reality by Pinklover0 reviews
Maximum Ride is normal teenage girl living in California. Nick Walker aka Fang is a international superstar/party boy. What happens when Fang gets sent to Max's high school for the rest of the year. Will max give a chance and learn his secret. Fax and Eggy.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,506 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/26/2012 - Published: 11/24/2012 - Max, Fang
100 One-shots by MaximumRideFanFiction reviews
My series of one-shots, MR style! Includes songfics, cliche's, and Fax. NOT Mylan, or Motal, or Miggy, or.. er... Missa..? *Shudder.*
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,667 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/25/2012 - Published: 10/14/2012 - Max, Fang
Thanks for the Memories by HazelEyesDontTellLies reviews
NOT A SONGFIC! Everything in Angel still happened, BUT instead of Angel being kidnapped, Max gets amnesia from an accident in the heat of battle. It's up to the Flock, with Fang's help, to help her remember, but will Fang fall in love with her again?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,833 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 11/21/2012 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Max, Fang
the race for the ankh cross by tater of the tot reviews
Used to be called my season 3 of hoa.Welcome back to Anubis house. The kids want a normal year but that's not what they get. There's drama at every turn. There is a new mystery, betrayal,new couples, and more villians. What's in store for the kids this year? and if nina and eddie are the good egyptian desendents,then who are the evil ones? Could they be Anubis residents?
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 53 - Words: 27,676 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/16/2012 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Nina M., Eddie M.
Across the Hall by YouHaveToTakeAChance reviews
Max moves into a new apartment in New York because she got a job as a journalist. Will the boy in the apartment across from her be a new chapter in her life, or just a bother? Fax.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,147 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 9/17/2012 - Published: 3/7/2012 - Max, Fang
Rue's Death Told from Rue's POV by Lauryll reviews
"You have to win." I choke, and I feel my breathing getting heavier. "I'm going to. Going to win for the both of us now."
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,444 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/15/2012 - Rue, Katniss E. - Complete
All New by Truth Be Told I'm Lying reviews
"You don't understand," I said coldly, shaking my head. "I didn't just leave because of that one thing. You were long gone even before it. That was just the spark. But I'm back now. I'm back, and I'm an all new person: stronger and better. You won't ever hurt me again." Though, what I never guessed was that in the end, it would be him being hurt by me. DISCONTINUED
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,039 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Max, Fang
Beyond the Picket Fence by LonelyButLovely reviews
A love story told in drabbles. Max and Fang never see each other but they become fast friends speaking to each other over the fence. But one thing is...Max isn't human.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 51 - Words: 18,166 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 8/20/2012 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Max, Fang
So Not A Fairy Tale Ending by SkoolBookWorm reviews
Another cliche Max gets abused story. But better because I wrote it. Dur Duh! I thought I had seen and done it all. I had fought for food. I had taken a beating for Angel and Gazzy. I had done it all. When ever I try to ask questions I get cut off. Literally. Let me see what i have left on my list of tragedies. There can't be that many left. Can there? Rated T cause I'm parananoid
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,786 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 8/19/2012 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Max, Fang
High School Totures by wishihadwings00 reviews
Maximum Ride moves from L.A to Arizonia, with her mom and sister Ella! Max has never made friends and was always a funny sarcastic troublemaker. Here she meets the Flock a band looking for a new lead singer! Shes going to have to deal with high school drama, a girl named Lissa, new friends, pervy jocks and love? No wings, and FAX songfic! NOW DOING A REWRITE! :D
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,477 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/13/2012 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Max, Fang
Of Sun and Moon by makorrashenanigans reviews
"Don't run away from me," he breathed huskily, his free hand coming up to cup her cheek. "I won't let you. Not this time." "Who says I'm running?" she challenged quietly. Max was it for him. She was his forever. And Fang wasn't going to let her go...
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 17 - Words: 38,582 - Reviews: 954 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 8/13/2012 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Max, Fang
The New Boy by fax4lyfe reviews
It's Maximum Ride's first day of Junior year, when she runs into a mysterious, incredibly sexy, new boy. Ehh, horrible at summaries! Just read it! Much better than it sounds, I swear! Read& Review pleasee! NO WINGS. FAX. First Fan Fic!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,746 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 8/4/2012 - Published: 4/11/2012 - Max, Fang
A Cinderella Story: Once Upon A Song by honeymoonsibuna reviews
It's a Cinderella story, with a twist! 17 year old Nina does her stepmother and step-siblings' bidding without complaining. Vocally gifted, Nina is forced to lay down singing tracks so that her untalented stepsister, Joy Van Ravensway, can hopefully win a record deal. With the help of her step brother, best friend and stepmother's meditator, can Nina get her life back?
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,316 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/4/2012 - Published: 7/18/2012 - Nina M., Fabian R.
Catch Me If I Fall by Fly On 3536 reviews
Fang and Max have been best friends forever, But, what if suddenly they are becoming more? NO WINGS. Fax! And Eggy!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,562 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/30/2012 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Max, Fang
Hicktown by Falmouth Falcons Fan-Inactive reviews
Fang is a San Diego boy, never to go to the south, until he is forced to move to Texas, where he meets Texan girl born and raised, Max. Max has to prepare Fang and his sister for high school, teaching them the ways of the country folk. Chaos ensues. FAX
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,749 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 7/29/2012 - Published: 5/26/2012 - Max, Fang
A New Home by 17marypark reviews
Maximum Ride is always moving. It must be because she sometimes gets caught by a paparazzi. Oh, right. Did I mention she's a pop star? But this time. She thinks that she's found a home worth fighting for.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,872 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/29/2012 - Published: 4/25/2012 - Max, Fang
My Merry Band of Mutants by SociallyAwkwardNarwhals reviews
My name is Max. I had a perfectly normal life. I was in my sophomore year in high school, I was pretty, I was popular, and I was loved. I was one of the top gymnasts in the state. Until the day I had to disappear. AU, FAX!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 77,543 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 7/20/2012 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Max, Fang - Complete
Identity by FireInMyHeart226 reviews
Max is a normal 17 year old girl. But she has an amazing singing voice. So, when she goes to a concert where she looks a LOT like the singer, and has the oppurtunity to change identities, will she act on it? And if she does, will she find..love?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,631 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/19/2012 - Published: 5/17/2012 - Max, Fang
The Only Exception by Shantymoe reviews
Max doesn't trust guys because of her dad being an alchoholic and beating them. Also not to mention she was almost raped. Will Fang be able to get past her attempts to keep him out. Fax Songfic NoWings.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 27 - Words: 38,460 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 7/18/2012 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Max, Fang - Complete
Not so happily ever after by Iggys-pyro-tribute-in-the-dark reviews
Based off my SYOC. Max is a slave to her evil step mother and sisters. Between curses, fights to the death and dark secrets, how will Max, or anyone, come out alive? With dark magic and twists, this is not the sweet fairy story you know.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,527 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/29/2012 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Max
Maximum Pain by Sinca reviews
Max is abused. Then she meets Fang. Will he be able to convince her to tell her story? Or will she live like this forever? T because I'm paranoid.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 20,542 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 5/23/2012 - Published: 5/9/2012 - Max, Fang - Complete
Hi by Thalia Marie Grace reviews
Max shrugged. "My mother used to say that hi was such a short, simple word, but it was how lo—friendship started," she quickly recovered, trying not to blush. She'd almost said love. Apparently, Fang heard it too. "You almost said love," he accused.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 13,646 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 5/17/2012 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Fang, Max - Complete
Seize The Day by iWant2Believe98 reviews
Max and Iggy Martinez have hated them for years. But who said the Rides were innocent? The feeling is all too mutual. So what happens when the two youngest of the families form a plan to end the rivalry? It started with hate. Will it end in.. love? FAX!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,632 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 5/4/2012 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Max, Fang
A Cinderella Story: Maximum Ride Version by Velevet Night reviews
A more modern version of Cinderella, but I twisted the plot a little. I'm pretty bad at summary's. Fax.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,726 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 9/18/2011 - Published: 8/17/2009
Maximum Ride: Feel the Music by SarahBelle96 reviews
I hummed the tune and smiled as the calm feeling flowed through me. I slowly started to play my guitar. The melody sounded just about right. I took a deep breath and began to sing. . . SongFic! All human! Max's life as a human! FAX! Plz R&R! Thanks!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 58 - Words: 103,680 - Reviews: 1549 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 5/22/2011 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
Making Memories by Not Dumb. Dim Blonde reviews
Max, her Mom and sisters move from NY to Arizona. They meet Fang and his family. Will Max and Fang be just friends or more? Will they grow apart or stay together? AH.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 65,327 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 12/11/2010 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Max
Broken reviews
Maximum Ride: daughter of a multibillionaire and straight A student. Fang Walker: son of a drug addict who is unemployed and lives in a bad neighborhood. What could these two complete opposites have in common? Abuse. No matter how much they both try to escape it, it keeps coming back. Will the two seventeen-year olds find comfort in each other, or will they spend their life broken?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 42,922 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 2/28 - Published: 11/12/2012 - Max, Fang