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Joined 05-25-03, id: 390728, Profile Updated: 09-09-11
Author has written 6 stories for X-overs, Monty Python, Moulin Rouge, Misc. Plays/Musicals, and Doctor Who.

Well, hello!

I'm a recent college graduate who writes spontaneously and in small bursts, so there are several stories shifting around in my head that I haven't actually written save a few paragraphs. If these ever get up here, you are welcome to them.

"We can forgive a man for making a useful thing as long as he does not admire it. The only excuse for making a useless thing is that one admires it. All art is quite useless." -Oscar Wilde

"The world is more like it is now then it ever has before." -Dwight Eisenhower

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Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 30356 - Favs: 16,769 - Follows: 14,603 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Magic of Deduction by TheShoelessOne reviews
John Watson spends seven years at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, where he meets the boy who will become the greatest man he'll ever know. Eventual John/Sherlock.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 65,395 - Reviews: 696 - Favs: 2,355 - Follows: 395 - Updated: 3/13/2011 - Published: 1/27/2011 - John W. - Complete
Fairytale of New York by Silvey M reviews
So many people live without understanding what it's like to be loved. They live whole lives thinking it's normal, perhaps not knowing anything is missing. To escape, all one needs is an unbelievable encounter--just like Marjorie is about to experience...
Gargoyles - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 56,946 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/27/2010 - Published: 4/15/2008
Come Together by Granger reviews
It's four years after the Trio has graduated from Hogwarts, and they're about to live together again for the first time. But will old friends remain old friends... or will they become something more?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 47,605 - Reviews: 877 - Favs: 844 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 2/8/2008 - Published: 10/26/2002 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
So You've Decided to Be Evil by Evadne reviews
Harry Potter discovers there are things far, far more annoying than Death.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,600 - Reviews: 453 - Favs: 1,377 - Follows: 998 - Updated: 12/1/2007 - Published: 3/3/2006 - Voldemort, Harry P.
Lamentations of a Starry Eyed Twit by She's a Star reviews
Auriga Sinistra's not so eventful diary filled with sarcasm, self pity, and assorted proclamations of loathing for a certain Potions professor . . .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 106,501 - Reviews: 2307 - Favs: 1,351 - Follows: 624 - Updated: 8/4/2007 - Published: 2/2/2003 - A. Sinistra, Severus S.
Notes by crockywock reviews
Imagine McGonagall and Snape pinning notes at each other's door. Innocent little notes, to do with everyday business at Hogwarts. Reminders of staff meetings and so forth. Jinxed, of course, so that no student can read them.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 46,186 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 2/15/2007 - Published: 7/13/2003 - Severus S., Minerva M.
Harry Potter and the Mind Mage by James Milamber reviews
Post OotP, AU as of HBP. Harry comes to grips with the death of his Godfather, and Hogwarts gets yet another new DADA teacher. Just a typical year for the Boy Who Lived, really...or is it? HG and RHr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 63 - Words: 172,609 - Reviews: 3700 - Favs: 1,131 - Follows: 445 - Updated: 3/14/2006 - Published: 6/11/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Hogwarts High by Siriusly Amused reviews
COMPLETE WITH EPILOGUE! Hogwarts High is a normal high school. The HP kids have no magic. This is a story about normal kids attending a high school with a weird name.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 92,822 - Reviews: 827 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 6/8/2005 - Published: 1/29/2003 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Candles Against the Sea by Laura of Maychoria reviews
It is several months after MelidaDaan, and ObiWan and QuiGon have been working to reestablish their bond. It’s been going well. QuiGon seems perfectly satisfied. But ObiWan is not . . . . Complete
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 44,648 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 5/31/2005 - Published: 1/22/2005 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J. - Complete
The Batman Vignettes by Silvey M reviews
Da na na na na na na na Vignettes... Da na na na na na na na Vignettes, Vignettes!
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,171 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 7/31/2004 - Published: 7/6/2004
Forever Alive by Mordred reviews
Before the boy who lived, there was another story. One of a monster inside of a man. One of a hero inside of a child. One of a traitor inside of a friend. And one of an angel inside of a demon. COMPLETED.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 118 - Words: 455,933 - Reviews: 2232 - Favs: 1,451 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 7/8/2004 - Published: 8/4/2003 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Shake the disease by Logospilgrim reviews
Severus Snape has become allergic to porcupine quills and as a result, no potion can cure the Potions Master from a hellish flu... Will the hospital wing and the whole of Hogwarts survive?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,650 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/8/2004 - Published: 10/31/2002 - Severus S. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Phoenix's Flight by The Velvet Ghost reviews
Why is Snape acting so oddly? Who is causing the mysterious disease sweeping Hogwarts? What's wrong with Draco Malfoy? And what is the Dark Lord planning for Harry Potter's sixth year? AN ALTERNATIVE 6th BOOK, WRITTEN PREHBP, now complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 276,740 - Reviews: 1550 - Favs: 828 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 6/13/2004 - Published: 7/9/2003 - Harry P. - Complete
The Last Stand of El Frodo by Operaman reviews
A goofy poem about the beloved Frodo in his last battle and departure. Let this tale of adventure modeled after Adam Sandler's beloved Saturday Night Live performance as Operaman be an enjoyment.
Misc. Movies - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 391 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/2/2004
Whatever I've done by Logospilgrim reviews
Professor Snape is almost killed by Voldemort. The faculty members and student body are confronted by the sacrifices that their Potions Master has made throughout his lonely years.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,449 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 2/1/2004 - Published: 10/14/2002 - Severus S. - Complete
The Moth by LainBay reviews
This isn't funny. It's very serious. Read and be creeped out! My own corollary of Scott Sherman's book "It's the End of the World as We know it, And I Could Use a Drink".
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,754 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 1/12/2004 - Published: 6/24/2003 - Complete
Pass the Buck Stories of the Demented Kind by Silvey M reviews
Two to four crazy girls write under the influence of video games, cartoons, books, movies, government subliminal messages, and heath class. Seriously.
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,522 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 9/21/2003 - Published: 5/25/2003 - Complete
Two More Weeks by arwentheelf02 reviews
A parody of "One Day More" from Les Miserables. Written because there are two more weeks untill school and that its our freshman year. By a friend of mine.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 542 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/13/2003
Family Matters by drama-princess reviews
Harry, Snape, and Sinistra must pose as a Muggle family over the summer holidays-- and in doing so, don't only discover a web of intrigue in the Order of Phoenix, but something about themselves as well.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,870 - Reviews: 459 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 5/20/2003 - Published: 12/29/2002 - Harry P., Severus S.
Imperial Rhapsody by Gene reviews
What it says. If anyone wants me to take this down, I will but it's pretty funny.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 454 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Published: 3/20/2002
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there is nothing left to be reviews
A collection of drabbles about companions. Everyone goes home, in the end.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 455 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3/18/2009 - Published: 3/15/2009
Kannufrutestoneahhappeyleef reviews
The Real Life and Story of the Trix Rabbit
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 17,818 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/13/2006 - Published: 5/25/2003 - Complete
Lights, Camera, Cue the Stress reviews
[Kiss Me Kate] The musings of a stage manager.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 953 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/15/2005 - Complete
Monty Python's Flying Christmas reviews
Original Christmas Songs Monty Pythonized. Does include spam. PG for British cursing...or something completely different.
Monty Python - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,171 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/1/2004 - Published: 11/17/2003
Memoirs reviews
Memoirs are written to ensure that important life events may not be forgotten. As one former dancer of the Moulin Rouge recalls her life, it seems that some events are better left forgotten.
Moulin Rouge - Rated: T - English - Drama/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,237 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/7/2004 - Complete
Dwindling Failure reviews
A Savior remarks on his angel. PG for adult themes and safety reasons.
Moulin Rouge - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 422 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2/28/2004 - Complete