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Joined 04-12-12, id: 3908144, Profile Updated: 08-13-13
Author has written 9 stories for Harry Potter, Merlin, and Sherlock.

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Hi! I'm putting up a new profile because I broke my own cardinal rule and started writing a story. Oh yes, woe is me. But I'm getting positive responses so I will survive. My OTP is Drarry (which is obvious because of my story) but right now I'm mooning over Merthur too. Ever since Arthur died I'm trying to fill the hole in my heart by reading as many Merthur fics as possible :P Also Johnlock has to be one of the most happening ships today. Steven Moffat and Mark Gatiss we know you're fanboys. WHY YOU NO PUT THEM TOGETHER?? And them cheekbones. *sigh*

Well, now that I've started writing it'll be hard for me to stop. You can expect at least 2 stories from me if not more. Oh wait almost forgot. Something about me:

Name: You won't be able to pronounce it...trust me

Age: 16

Gender: Female

Current Situation: In junior college! (that means high school in all countries other than India)

Stuff about me: I usually talk first and think later, so most of the time I end up with eiter more friends or more haters. I weirded out a couple of my new classmates because the first question I asked was "What are your views on gay marraige?" because I can't tolerate homophobes. Or racists. Or sexists. There's a lot of things I can't tolerate. Oh and I hate cows. That is all.

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A Day in the Life: Drarry Oneshots by HowDracoGotHisGrooveBack reviews
A little collection of Drarry one shots- Most are funny, some not. Featuring a boomerang, a furious Lucius Malfoy and loads of whipped cream- not in that order, though . Read and review! Warnings: Slash. Rated T for safety.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 163 - Words: 173,099 - Reviews: 2522 - Favs: 620 - Follows: 590 - Updated: 7/24 - Published: 12/16/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
Prince of the Dark Kingdom by Mizuni-sama reviews
Ten years ago, Voldemort created his kingdom. Now a confused young wizard stumbles into it, and carves out a destiny. AU. Nondark Harry. MentorVoldemort. VII Ch.8 In which someone is dead, wounded, or kidnapped in every scene.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 147 - Words: 1,253,480 - Reviews: 10555 - Favs: 6,013 - Follows: 5,399 - Updated: 6/17/2014 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort
Of Camping and Other Bad Ideas by Chihiro Namikaze reviews
"Are you usually this bad at singing, or is this a special occasion?" "Are you usually this slow at making a move, or is this a special occasion?"
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,455 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/28/2014 - Merlin, Arthur
Holiday by DeiStarr reviews
Harry is forced to take a vacation before becoming a full Auror, for his own health. He is less than pleased about that fact. Adding to his displeasure? The fact that in order to ensure he used the allotted vacation time to relax and not continue to work himself to death he was assigned an escort - none other than his Auror partner, Draco Malfoy. Creature fic. Harry/Draco slash WIP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,387 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 3/30/2014 - Published: 2/14/2014 - [Draco M., Harry P.] Hermione G., Kingsley S.
White Lies by Cassis Luna reviews
(COMPLETE) Draco drinks a potion that makes him know if a person is lying, and Harry, apparently at fault that Draco is this way, is forced to 'help' him with the effects of the potion. For the first time, they deal with each other with no lies to hide behind. HPDM RWHG BZNL SSRL
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 181,740 - Reviews: 1389 - Favs: 2,707 - Follows: 1,946 - Updated: 9/27/2013 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Draco Malfoy's Brilliant Book of Pick Up Lines by Marauders-And-Lily-I-Love reviews
Draco wants Harry. Harry thinks Draco isn't convincing enough. And so the book of pick up lines comes out. "Apart from being sexy, what else do you do for a living?” "Reject you.” HPDM SLASH. Read and Reviewwww!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,930 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 758 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Number Seven by Sara Holmes reviews
HP/DM Harry already has two children, an ex-wife, annoying colleagues and an international crime ring to deal with. So when Draco Malfoy reappears after eight years AWOL in France, of course Harry is going to leave him well alone...Right? WARNINGS INSIDE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 264,931 - Reviews: 2046 - Favs: 1,254 - Follows: 1,063 - Updated: 5/11/2013 - Published: 1/12/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Keeping up with the Malfoys by Vendelin reviews
Harry and Draco are asked to give up their entire lives for a Ministry job. Moving to America and posing as a professional Quidditch player seem like minor details, when they realise that they have to get married. To each other. EWE. Full summary inside
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 150,981 - Reviews: 766 - Favs: 877 - Follows: 1,297 - Updated: 10/23/2012 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
Learn to Love by SoulMalady reviews
Harry is a teacher at a preparatory school for young wizards and witches, and that is where he meets five-year-old Scorpius Malfoy. His fascination for the boy grows as their bond strengthens through teaching and learning. It isn't long before Draco is drawn into an evolving relationship.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 95,424 - Reviews: 796 - Favs: 1,683 - Follows: 712 - Updated: 8/29/2012 - Published: 5/11/2012 - [Harry P., Draco M.] Scorpius M., Teddy L. - Complete
Storm in a Teacup by faithwood reviews
For reasons he'd rather not think about, Draco is obsessed with Potter's hair. This cannot end well. Hogwarts!fic. HPDM. SLASH. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,425 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 869 - Follows: 79 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Things That Merlin Isn't Allowed To Do by Itar94 reviews
COMPLETE [Merthur] A list which everyone in Camelot should be aware of, in which Arthur is a prat/possessive and Merlin is stubborn/too endearing for his own good.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 138,205 - Reviews: 629 - Favs: 1,182 - Follows: 521 - Updated: 8/2/2012 - Published: 10/19/2011 - [Merlin, Arthur] - Complete
Subtlety by BecsX reviews
Arthur and Merlin believe that they are being subtle about their relationship. They are not. - Merthur fluff. Rated M for one scene
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,193 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Why Love Matters by Fr333bird reviews
Arthur needs help overcoming issues with physical intimacy in order to clinch a business deal with demonstrative Italians. Merlin, his assistant, suggests that he attends a 'cuddle workshop' to get him over his fears. Adult content eventually.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,175 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 11/15/2011 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Confusion leads to delusion by Cinnamon secrets reviews
A secret exchange is organized on the Enterprise to celebrate Valentine's Day… however it's well known that on this ship rumors and misunderstandings always get in the way
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 28,344 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 10/16/2011 - Published: 3/10/2011 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Narutard Theater Extras by mistressinwaiting reviews
Okay, so as our favorite shinobi try and escape from jail, they're met with a whole lot of complications. One being Tsunade gambling away the village's deed while the other . . . is Naruto being James Bond. -CHAPTER 10-
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,741 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/12/2011 - Published: 3/3/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Wayward Owls and Pub Hunts by Cheryl Dyson reviews
When Pigwidgeon develops a crush on Draco Malfoy's owl, it's up to Harry to retrieve the lovelorn animal. Again. Harry should probably do something about keeping Pig contained... This is being turned into an amazing comic by ile-o on Deviantart. SO GOOD! Adult content advisory, etc.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,997 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 1,974 - Follows: 141 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Baby Mama Drama by Stars-and-Stones reviews
Draco and Potter once again find themselves fighting. But what happens when Draco's spell goes wrong, and he has to take care of an indisposed Potter? Eventual DracoXHarry, rated M for later chapters. Post-War Fic
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 73,325 - Reviews: 1266 - Favs: 2,507 - Follows: 826 - Updated: 11/5/2010 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Beyond My Touch by Totally-Out-Of-It reviews
AU Arlin SLASH Arthur/Merlin If someone had told me meeting Merlin would change me this much, I'd have gotten them arrested, but I'm starting to like it. I love a challenge & he's worth it - to me. A story about realizing what you never knew you wanted.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 93,294 - Reviews: 446 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 10/20/2010 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
A Collection of Merlin Odds n' Ends and Drabbles by LadyGuhGah reviews
What it says on the tin. May have explicit-like content in future additions. Mostly Merlin/Arthur, some individual characters
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 2,956 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 2/24/2010 - Arthur, Merlin
The Upside of Exhaustion by Aldora89 reviews
Threeshot. In which the captain suffers from sleep deprivation, and discovers an interesting fact about his first officer. Shameless fluffy K/S.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,661 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 6/25/2010 - Published: 6/23/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
The Hot by TheProblematique reviews
Jim is cold. Spock is hot. Temperature-hot, of course.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,522 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 917 - Follows: 64 - Published: 5/18/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Another one bites the dust! by Sporky92 reviews
...or 5 times Jim Kirk's shirt was destroyed and the 1 time it just wouldn't give. Spork slash, you know you love it! Rated for language and mentions of sex but nothing too explicit.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,996 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/21/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
The Chase by ED of Oblivion reviews
Written for LJ’s STXI Kink Meme. When Pon Farr strikes, Kirk uses it to his advantage and leads Spock on a wild chase throughout the Enterprise. An unimpressed McCoy is caught in the middle of it all. Kirk/Spock.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,728 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 1,173 - Follows: 89 - Published: 1/18/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
For you I will wake by TheProblematique reviews
Jim and Spock are tired and in denial of hearing rumours about their alleged secret burning passionate love for each other. So they decide to take action. Because the rumours are Wrong. Really.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,200 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 643 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 1/11/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Memories by shadowglove reviews
AU. Merlin is tired of the centuries in between reincarnations in which he's so alone, so he stops looking for Arthur. And yet Arthur comes back into his life, and even without his memories, Prince Arthur is playing for keeps. mpreg last two chapters.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,928 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 1,139 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 11/19/2009 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Talk to Me by Sara's Girl reviews
When the usual channels of communication are shut down, the most surprising people can find a way in. A strange little love story. HPDM slash, AU 7th-year fluffy!verse.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,550 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 1,688 - Follows: 120 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Foundations by Sara's Girl reviews
When one door closes, another one opens... with a bit of a push. Life, love and complications. Sequel to Reparations. HPDM slash. COMPLETED.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 249,430 - Reviews: 947 - Favs: 1,305 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Dress by M.Y.Ame reviews
Chekov chose that moment to turn his seat, “You know Kepton, that color, it goes wery well with your eyes.” The grin was back. Sulu coughed, having swallowed the wrong way, Uhura wished she was on a vessel sans the mental-hospital worthy captain. K/S
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,409 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/29/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Personal Property of the Court Magician by Phoenix.G.Fawkes reviews
“When Arthur is king he makes Merlin court magician and he gets a new manservant. The manservant has a crush on Arthur and Merlin gets jealous.” And proceeds to properly label his personal property. SLASH
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,849 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 545 - Follows: 52 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Reparations by Sara's Girl reviews
Harry is about to discover that the steepest learning curve comes after Healer training, and that second chances can be found in unexpected places. HPDM pre-slash/slash. Now completed.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 92,767 - Reviews: 1135 - Favs: 2,347 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 4/10/2009 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Only Fools Rush In by Digitallace reviews
D/H Slash - When Ginny breaks things off with him, Harry turns to his work partner Draco for comfort, but can Draco provide more than just simple friendship and a couch to sleep on?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,784 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 1,134 - Follows: 77 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Raspberry Jam by vvc reviews
Draco tries not to think of his upcoming transition and the unwanted partner chosen for him by his father. Then he finds he may have a choice after all. Will the faith he puts into his choice be rewarded? HPDM A slow, soft romance.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 80,655 - Reviews: 1061 - Favs: 4,278 - Follows: 699 - Updated: 10/3/2006 - Published: 9/20/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Bond by Anna Fugazzi reviews
Yet another one of those Harry And Draco Are Forced To Be Together By Something Beyond Their Control And Then Stuff Happens Leading To Twoo Wuv stories. Because every HD writer has to write at least one. [Finished]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 204,036 - Reviews: 3351 - Favs: 6,951 - Follows: 1,332 - Updated: 3/30/2006 - Published: 7/20/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
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Make way for the Pendragons reviews
In which Merlin bakes, Mordred is hyper, Arthur is supportive and Uther is nice. Mordred's school has a festival and of course his parents have to participate. Pairings- Merlin/Arthur, Gwen/Lancelot
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,351 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 30 - Published: 4/13/2014 - Merlin, Arthur, Mordred
Biter reviews
Gwaine sees Arthur covered in bite marks and demands to see his boyfriend. The rest of them think about what kind of person the boyfriend will be. When they actually see him, they're pleasantly surprised. Arthur/Merlin Jealous! Arthur, Rating because I'm paranoid. Modern AU
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,278 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 4/12/2014 - Published: 6/24/2013 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
How to train your dragon keeper reviews
Harry POV "I like dragons, I really do. Even though one of them tried to kill me, I've always been fascinated by them. Luckily they like me too. Well, most of them. Ever since that silver dragon arrived, my life has turned upside down. I've never given him a reason to hate me. He's like a certain blonde git I used to know..."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,888 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 4/11/2014 - Published: 6/7/2013 - Harry P., Draco M.
Of unreasonable fathers reviews
Hamish wants something, John refuses, Sherlock gives in. Johnlock, fluff.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 486 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/28/2014 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Sugar reviews
Just a couple of mindlessly fluffy drarry one shots. Named for the sweetness inside. If you want a storyline, I'm sorry these are just drabbles. My summaries are terrible but my stories aren't. Draco/Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,779 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/28/2014 - Published: 8/13/2013 - Harry P., Draco M.
The baking babysitter reviews
Arthur returns from university to find a hot guy babysitting his brother. After getting over the shock that Uther trusted someone that young with his precious brother, Arthur finds out another secret. The guy bakes! I suck at summaries, warnings inside. Merlin/Arthur
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,419 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 34 - Published: 7/24/2013 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
When Merlin met Arthur reviews
Arthur Pendragon hates going to charity events with his father, especially those involving students. But, when he goes to Avalon's summer recital, he meets a rather interesting young man. Prequel to Biter, can also be read as a one shot. Modern AU, warnings inside.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,133 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/3/2013 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
The day Lucius lost his mind reviews
Sequel to Dinner at the Malfoys. Can also be considered a one shot but it would be better if you read the first one. Warnings inside. Draco/Harry and Lucius/Narcissa
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 918 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/20/2013 - Harry P., Draco M., Lucius M., Narcissa M. - Complete
Dinner at the Malfoys reviews
What do you do when your mother invites your arch-enemy to dinner? Flirt with them of course! Under normal circumstances Draco would never flirt with Harry Potter. But when he shows up for dinner looking utterly shaggable, Draco just can't help it. Pre-slash and slight OOC-ness. Rated T because I'm paranoid.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 626 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/13/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete