Poll: [Enigma]Marcus is being renamed. Which one should I use? Feel free to PM me suggestions if you don't like the names I have up. Vote Now!
Author has written 10 stories for Naruto, Young Justice, Harry Potter, Final Fantasy VII, Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人, Batman, and Devil May Cry.
(this list is updated when it needs to be updated)
1 - I'm probably not going to update any of my stories for a while. I have a lot going on. Sorry.
2 - There is another poll, at the top of the page. What should Harry/Marcus' new name be? While Marcus is a lovely name, it is annoying to use with the Flint/Kyle thing. I have a number of ideas, but I want to see your gray matter get graying so give me some ideas.
My name is Tasha. My birthday is on July 23. I am a below-average artist who happens to like to (shittily) write as well.
I am the second laziest person I know, first being my cat. My mom takes place after me.
I swear a lot. Like, no joke. I try to tone it done in my fics, but if I'm rambling, I am going to swear worse than a talking dick(hey, those exist. They look like humans, that's all.).
I will most likely answer your reviews, so don't worry your tits.
Feel free to send me a PM for no reason, I am on this site pretty much daily, if I'm not on tumblr, sleeping, or at school(even then though, I'll pop on.).
My username is separated into two parts: [ql] and [gingerblade].
[ql] stand for Qui-Gon Levy, my (now dead) cat.
[gingerblade] is actually due to me staring at a bottle that was labeled gingerade, and choosing two random letters, [b] and [l] , and placing them in there.
Coincidentally, BL stand for boys love, which I'm a moderate fan of. Haha.
My profile picture is indeed, #coolaoba, from dirtydmmdconfessions.tumblr.com
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My absolute favorite authors are: Faust VII, Vaanarash, Love Psycho, Athey, cywscross, HetChrome, and Lord Mendasuit. This list may or may not grow.
My main fandoms are: Naruto, Harry Potter, Bleach, Katekyo Hitman Reborn, Homestuck, the original DMC games, Final Fantasy VII, Xiaolin Showdown, Teen Wolf, Roosterteeth and Final Fantasy XIII. This list may or may not grow.
Most of my fanfics will either be AUs or crossovers.
So many fucking crossovers.
Rivaille vs. Levi
I personally prefer Rivaille since I see Levi as a first name. I decided to give the Lance Corporal a first name, Emile, since it's French. It fits. Emile Rivaille.
Important terms that you need to know, shithead
Crossover: In which two worlds collide. There are several different ways that this can happen, and too many to explain.
Cross-story: Information, science, and general plotlines show up in a different world, but they don't include the characters from the previous world.
AU: First off, if you don't know this, you must be new here, on the internet. AU stands for Alternate Universe. It means that the original plotline deviates from what it is supposed to be, or the world and it's ways are changed. it can range from Connor not killing his dad in AC3 to the Fellowship of the Ring running a coffee shop(this fic exists and is wonderful. Go read it.).
Original DMC: There is the new DMC game, called DMC: Devil May Cry(that literally stands for Devil May Cry: Devil May Cry), and while it's gameplay is good, the game itself was fucking shitty. Dante's design just screams sloppy. His devil trigger is unimaginative, the story is alright-ish-kinda-sorta-not, Vergil's design literally does not change from the original, beside his hair parting a little to the left and his coat changing slightly, and the people who made it didn't even really try, since they didn't like DMC to begin with. I personally didn't enjoy it, and thus will always stick with the old games, even if the gameplay is kinda sucky and camera angles suck balls. I like Trish and Lady and Nero and Vergil, and Dante looks better with silver hair.
Enigma: Refers to my fic The Enigma of the Missing Twin of Harvey Potter.
Lack Of: Refers to my fic For Lack of Being Normal
XS: Refers to the cartoon Xiaolin Showdown
KHR: Refers to the anime Katekyoushi Hitman Reborn!
YJ: Refers to the cartoon Young Justice
NOTE: I do draw a lot. A LOT MORE THAN I WRITE. Don't kill me because I was too busy busting my ass over a drawing.
I am fully aware that my writing contains spelling mistakes, grammatical errors, and is not... the best there is out there. However, I try my best. So please, do not kill me for it, or do anything else that could potentially hurt me physically or mentally. Thank you.
If you have an issue or feel offended by any of my work, feel free to send me a civilized PM about it, and I will get back to you on it. I will not answer if it is in CAPS LOCK and is simply someone being angry. I need good sentences that explain the situation.
Fics and their info:
The Enigma of the Missing Twin of Harvey Potter: [BEING REWRITTEN] Large plot holes and general mistakes of an amateur.
For Lack of Being Normal: [ON HIATUS FOR UNKNOWN LENGTH OF TIME] Updated 6/16/2013, Working on next chapter(s) and plot
Four Kids and Four Husbands: [ABANDONED] Adopted by Animefun50000
The Raven and the Fox: [ABANDONED] Adopted by Liddo-Obsession
Happy Birthday, Lt. Fair: Done, Sequel in the making
Drinks: Updated 10/5/2013, Working on next chapter
I asked for Ackerman, not Yeager: Done, possibly more chapters?
Green: Updated 11/6/2013, Working on next chapter
Wildflowers: Updated 11/28/2013, Working on next chapter
Fic Ideas in development
(basically, everything I'm actively working on, and is on my fanfiction document area):
FFVII Timetravel trope: From the view of Duke Winston, Cloud's classmate. The new Cloud with all this maturity and amazing skills, not to mention good looks, would probably cause someone to have a bit of a crush. Basically, someone entirely unimportant, and their view and (slightly obsessive)crush on Cloud. (In writing, oneshot)
Harry Potter: A new enemy, by the name of Jupiter, has started attacking, causing Dumbledore and Voldemort to make a rickety alliance and fly out into space. For 'reasons best left unknown as to why it was them', nine people from both original sides have been placed in a large house on 6th and California in Santa Monica to observe the consistent attacks from Jupiter along the West Coast. Harry has a knife collection, Pansy is a basic bitch, Draco is a hipster, Ron finds anime, Luna runs for Mayor, Hermione runs a porn company, Blaise works at Walmart, Neville owns a flower shop, and Snape learns how to crochet. (In story development)
FFVII & Bleach crossover: Byakuya has been undercover on the mysterious planet Gaea, as Tseng of the Turks. He meets a cadet, Cloud Strife, with surprisingly high amounts of reiatsu, and brings him under his wing. (In story development)
HP & FFVII crossover: When Petunia finds Harry on her doorstep, she doesn't take him in, or read the letter. She instead sends him to her estranged cousin, Genesis Rhapsodos, who raises the boy with the help of some old friends and their proteges. (In story development)
KHR & Ghost in the Shell crossover: Verde finds the best test subject and his next biggest project in the quieter, elder brother of the Sawada twins. Madness ensues. (I don't even know how, but I'm gonna write it and it's gonna be good. Shush.)
KHR & Bleach: Some dumb reincarnation fic where Sui-Feng(Soi-Fon?) is Tsuna in her next life. Bleh. (In story development)
KHR & HS crossover: Snowman is reborn as Fem!27. 'Nuff said. (In story development)
KHR & Off crossover: Tsuna is somewhat faintly connected to the world of the zones. (In the earliest stages of development, AKA the sperm and egg have yet to meet)
KHR: It's awesome and that's all I'm gonna say. (chicken nuggets)
KHR & Pom Gets Wifi crossover: i aint gonna give away spoilers u little bitch (no really, im not)
YJ & Bleach crossover: Something silly, Sui-feng and Robin. (//Robin's laugh echoes as I reflect on the one word i have written for this idea//)
Fic Ideas I don't feel like expanding on right now, but for some damn reason I am, but for now they are technically on hold and this is a long title
(in other words, all the shit on my google drive):
FFVII & FFXIII crossover: Cloud is given a new chance at life, being reborn as the older twin of Lightning Farron. When everything goes to shit, and Lightning calls for his help, he meets Hope, who he is very sure if the reincarnation of Aerith. The second part is something I don't want to spoil.
FFVII: Cloud is assigned to be Rufus Shinra's babysitter, and finds out that he's actually been babysitting his younger brother when his mother reveals her past life to him.
XS: It all started with Jack finding the anime Shingeki no Kyojin, leading him to fashioning inventions based off of the several animes he watches and games he plays through the course of several months, and through Tumblr discovers the meaning of maturity. Chase secretly thinks his ass looks nice in the 3DMG straps.
Wolverine Backstory & Naruto cross-story: A. . . specific scientist kidnaps Naruto at a young age and makes several changes to the boy's body, then erases the blond's memories. Naruto returns to Hokage and becomes the ultimate weapon he was meant to be(according to the council).
Teen Wolf & Naruto cross-story: Wolves and druids weren't the only ones to form the Pack-Emissary relationship. When a human is damaged enough, they are chosen to be the Emissaries of the Foxes and their masters, the Firas. After Naruto is nearly burned alive, his eyesight taken, and his vocal chords are ripped from him, he is chosen for this position, and loyally serves one of the last remaining Firas, Sasuke Uchiha, and the greatest of the Foxes, Kurama.
HP & Original DMC crossover: Vergil, Dante and Nero have been asked to teach the Self-Defense, Weaponry, and War History of Muggles at Hogwarts. Vergil actually tries despite his hatred for children, Nero finds it awkward because he is barely older than the students, and Dante is constantly complaining that he has to wear a shirt.
FFVII: Cloud finds out how good he is at crossdressing after losing a dare. Soon after, the Shinra company says he doesn't meet the stats for both SOLDIER and just being an infantryman, and he must seek work another way. His new 'job' catches the attention of some highly ranked SOLDIERS and a several SOLDIERS in training.
FFVII backwards timetravel: During a materia class, five cadets get transported to the future by someone's misuse of a Time materia. There, they meet Cloud after the events of DEEPGROUND, and are quite surprised with the older, more mature, and definitely stronger, blond.
Portal & HP crossover: Petunia raised Harry for two year before sending him to be trained by GLaDOS until he is ten, and the only important thing she taught him was that in this world, there were three categories of humans: weaklings, monster, and freaks. You don't want to be freak, and you don't wanna be a weakling. There's only one category left.
FFVII & Soul Eater crossover: Cloud was raised by his dad, not his mom. His dad, Rayne, says that his mom just disappeared one day. The only memento he has of the woman he never really met was a box with a vial of black liquid, her photograph, his pet snake Balthazaar, a broadsword named Ragnarok, and the phrase, "Nake, snake. Cobra, Coba-bara."
OCs in Stories
Rayne & Eleanor Strife
Cloud's biological mother and adoptive father, if I had to name them. Rayne was in the ShinRa army, and due to a bad upbringing, was taught that wives and children could be slapped around and used for more sexual purposes. This caused Eleanor to leave him and go to Nibelheim. Eleanor still kept the last name, as she was unable to divorce the man without his signature. Cloud's biological father is President Shinra.
In the Soul Eater/FFVII crossover, Medusa replaces Eleanor, and Rayne is the one to go to Nibelheim with Cloud, as Medusa left.
In the DMC/FFVII crossover, Eleanor gets attacked by monsters before she can make it to Nibelheim, and Cloud goes on a roundabout trip to the several different cities of Gaea, before making it to Nibelheim.
Trisha and Mia, plus Emma
For my 'Unknown Reasons' AU, these three serve as Harry's guide into the life of a thug and gang member. Trisha and Mia are sisters, one in England, the other in the US, and Emma is Mia's daughter, who Harry babysits on occasion. Their adopted cousin is Poppy Pomfrey, who uses glamours to appear old as it makes her look and feel more commanding.
From 'Enigma'. He is of Mexican and Spanish descent, and a pureblood wizard with high standing. He is the Heir to the Gary line, and becomes a fast friend of Marcus.
An OC for my Final Fantasy VII fics, he starts out to be a bit of a bully, but ends up a good friend. He has a large build, with large amounts of brute strength, and works well with Quake materia, and his favorite weapons are knuckledusters, gauntlets, and fighting gloves. He is from Junon, but moved there from Rocket Town, and his sister is a successful business woman, that deals with Cloud when she is older. He prefers to be called Lanchester. He is rather well built muscle-wise but will never reach a higher height than 5"7. He has ragged looking red-brown hair, and easily sunburned skin.
In the second half of FFVII/FFXIII, he stays in Rocket Town rather than move away.
Uther Piscis & Francis Ravid
Most likely to appear in my FFVII fics, they are not brothers, but have been attached at the hip since birth. Their hometown is Nibelheim, and they will either fear and revere Cloud, or bully him. Normally never seen without the other. Uther is short, and has a high IQ, with dark brown hair and freckled skin. Francis is tall, blond, tanned, and depends on Uther for information, while he is the muscle.
Most likely to appear in my FFVII fics, he is from Cosmo Canyon, adopted by his fathers, and rather friendly to Cloud, attempting to strike conversation all the time. He is cheery and happy, and never stops smiling. He has dark skin, and rather fair hair, an odd mix, but it looks good on him. He is tall and lanky, and cannot cast materia to save his life, but works well in the medical department even without Cure materia.
In the Soul Eater/FFVII crossover, Maka Albarn and BlackStar are his grandparents on one of his father's side.
A timid, brown-haired individual at 5"9 and a genius artist with average battle skill, he is definitely going to show up in my Final Fantasy VII fics. He is a cadet from Fort Condor, and attempts to befriend Cloud more often than not, but is too shy to do so. He can be a bit (coughextremelycough) obsessive on certain topics (coughCloudcough).
Francis' girlfriend in Midgar. She works as a showgirl on the Wall Market, and in the crossdressing FFVII fic, helps Cloud get dresses, do his makeup, and keep himself above the water and under the radar.
From 'Lack of Normality'. Previously Naruto's first and thus best friend, he died protecting Naruto from angry villagers, and came back to life as a Shadow Demon, due to a feeling of obligation to protect Naruto. He is a bit controlling over his friend, and they are spiritually tied by a black string, signifying that the Fates think they are going to do something I cannot tell you.
What the hell I am currently doing since I'm a lazy little shit
1 - Story development for Enigma. Like, woah, shitty plot anyone? I was just making it up as I went. I'm gonna go deeper into Marcus' childhood, and I'm changing his name too, not gonna be Marcus. With the whole Flint/Kyle thing, I dunno. Gonna change the Potters and shit, especially Harvey, and need to decide on who would be useful in what area for Not-Marcus.
2 - Next chapter for Lack of being Normal. Wow. I really need to up my game on that. I am slower than being hit by Silk in FFVII. Hope somebody gets that.
3 - Working on all of the fic ideas in the Fic Ideas section of my profile. You see it? Up there? Yeah. I am working on all of those. Which ones I spend more time on are the ones that have more votes.
4 - My own original ideas. Like, my characters, stories, settings, everything. I work on these a lot. My biggest one is called APOKELYPTIC, and Doors is getting pretty important to me, plus The C-Blood Debacle is becoming a bit of a giant thingy-thing.
Ships sailing across my fake waters
(pretty much the biggest ships i have)
KHR: 0027, 7227, 80Fem!27, 1827, All27, XTYL!27, Gamma27(this one's a guilty pleasure)
RWBY: Ruby/Weiss, Penny/Ruby, Lie/Jaune, Cardin/Jaune(oh god another guilty pleasure), Sun/Jaune(sorry jaune but you're my favorite and it's just so easy to ship you, but this one's a crackship)
Bleach: GrimmIchi, Byaichi, YumiIka, HanaGanju, KenIchi, UlquiHime
Naruto: SasuNaru, KibaNaru, Shikanaru, NejiNaru, AllNaru, NaruSaku(siblings), NejiTen, GaaNaru
DMC: DanteVergil, DanteNero, DanteTrish
Assassin's Creed: EzioLeo, AltairMaria, DesmondAlex(Mercer, from Prototype)
FFVII: Clack, SephCloud, GenCloud, RenoRude, CloTi(kinda, her boobs scare me)
FFXIII & FXIII-2: NoelHope, FangVanille, MaquiHope(MY BIGGEST OTP FIGHT ME)
Teen Wolf: Sterek, Skittles
Harry Potter: HPDM, TRHP, HPHG
Xiaolin Showdown: Clay/Jack, Chase/Jack, Older!Omi/Jack
Homestuck: DaveJohn, JakeJohn, DirkJohn, GamKar, RoxyRose, JohnRoxy, SnowmanSpades, Rosemary
Pom gets Wifi: Hus/Shibe
(basically I don't ship it, but these are just my own feelings on the pairings, don't kill me)
DaveKat: I just see them as friends more. While it is a hot pairing and the fan made thingies are amazing, I just don't really see an appeal in it.
Tavris: It seems a bit too abusive for me. Not my cup of tea. I don't really drink tea anyways. Hot chocolate and steamers are nice, though. I'm getting off topic.
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