Author has written 9 stories for Harry Potter, Rurouni Kenshin, Saiyuki, Xiaolin Showdown, and Get Backers.
Name: Debonair Dragon (a.k.a. Dragonair)
Avatar: The Last Airbender (Aang, Zuko, Toph, and Iroh)
But most of all, I LOVE HAGAREN! WOOT! FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST ROCKS! HAGANE NO RENKINJUTSUSHI! CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER
listening to music
“What can I do but accept what comes? After all, what will be, will be.’”
“To every rule, there is an exception.”
“Life: it is the ultimate disease. No one has ever managed to survive it before, because you always die from it in the very end.”
“Living with false illusions of who you are and who you parents were is like lying about all that makes you what you are. If you aren’t who you are, then you’re someone else.”
“Different facets of truth become distorted when certain things are emphasized to take notice away from other things although they are correct in and of themselves.”
“I am what I am and that is all that I am, for I cannot be any less than me. If I am not who I am, then who can I be but someone other than myself?”
“My power is my own. Pure and untainted; I have the pride in knowing I am what I am for what I am, and not through siphoning it out of some other source.”
“I have PMS and a gun. EXCUSE ME. Now, you were saying?”
“I can go from chic to bitch in 2.5 seconds!”
“Friends are just enemies who stab you in the front.”
“Shit happens. Live with it.”
A collage professor once asked his class “What’s the difference between Ignorance, apathy and indifference?” he had to give a hundred points to a student who answered “I don’t know nor care”
“Life is so hard!” …… “Compared to what?”
“Dissecting humor is like dissecting a frog, few are interested and the frog dies of it”
“Wit is cultured insolence.”
“Suppose I ask you a hypothetical situation…”
Friends are the people who bail you out of jail. BEST friends are the people beside you, saying, “DAMN! THAT WAS FUN!”
“A man once used his intelligence. He invented stupidity.”
“Not everyone can be a hero. Some people have to be the ones on the sidewalk, clapping”
“I am free of prejudice. I hate everyone and everything equally.”
“It’s not God who makes mortals but mortals who makes God, God.
“Writing is nothing more than a guided dream.”
“There is no death. Only a change of worlds.”
“Yesterday is a history, Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift, that’s why it’s called the present.”
“Those who forget the past are doomed to repeat it.”
“What’s it like, living in a constant haze of stupidity?”
“When I say, “Jump” people say “how high?”
“I don’t suffer insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.”
“We cannot do great things. Only small things with great love.”
“Experience is the most brutal of all teachers. But you learn. My god, do you learn.”
“Shared joy is double joy, shared sorrow is cut in half.”
“Never regard Study as Duty but as an Enviable Opportunity To Learn.”
“True genius rearranges old material in a way never seen before.”
“The pen is mightier than the sword and the gun is mightier than the pen.”
“In the long run, the sharpest weapon is a kind gentle spirit.”
“The only way to stop temptation is to give in to it.”
“You laugh because I’m different. I laugh because you’re all the same.”
“Better to write fore yourself and have no public than to write for the public and have no self.”
“Writers should be read, not seen or heard.”
“Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be Evil.”
“Faster than a speeding ticket.”
“If you can't convince them, confuse them.”
“Out of my mind, ... back in five.”
“Don’t judge a book by its movie.”
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you’re a mile away, and you have their shoes.
My karma ran over my dogma
I live in my own little world, but that’s OK people know me there.
Some people say I've lost my marbles. I say I never had any to begin with, so stop treating me like a friggin' toy box!
OH MY GOD, THE FLOOR, IT JUST BLINDED ME! HOLY SHIT!
Ya know, I was lying in bed a few nights ago, staring at the stars thinking...where the hell is my ceiling?
When life gives you lemons, throw them back and hit life on the head!
I don't want to rule the world, just to control it
I think I'm high on Listerine Pocket Packs!
I'm not closed-minded; you’re just WRONG!
You think you live on the edge? I fell off along time ago.
If you don't like the way I drive then stay off the sidewalk!
I know the rules; they just don't apply to me.
Why can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical outlet get along?
I'm totally pure. I don't swear, smoke or drink-oh shit, my cigarette just fell in my beer!
Stop following me, I DONT KNOW WHERE IM GOING!
My day is not complete until I've terrified a complete stranger.
DONT interrupt me when I’m talking to myself.
There are only three kinds of people in this world; those who can count, and those who can't.
It's only funny until someone gets hurt, then it’s HILARIOUS!
How can I miss you if you won't go away?
If practice makes perfect and nobody's perfect, then why practice?
Don't steal, the Government hates competition.
Heaven won’t take me and Hell is afraid I'll take over.
"Ugly people make me sad"
Smile. It confuses people.
I HAVE a life. I'm just avoiding it.
"Everyone wants to go to heaven but no one wants to die"
The way I see it, religion goes like this. You go to church, you get credit, you fall asleep, and you lose a credit. You understand the sermon, you get extra credit. If you get enough credits, you can bypass Hell and upgrade right to Heaven.
Some people are like slinkys. Not very useful, but you still laugh when you push them down the stairs.
Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.
Never put off to tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.
The only way to avoid mistakes is to gain by experience. The only way to gain experience …is to make a mistake.
If we learn from our mistakes then I am getting a fantastic education
Evil spelt backwards is live. Therefore, you should live to be evil.
Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came today.
He who finds fault in his friend’s has faulty friends
Smile-things may get worse more slowly
Always be sincere ……even when you don’t mean it
“You can fool all of the people some of the time, and some of the people all of the time, but you cannot fool all the people all of the time.”
“Well, for people who like that sort of thing, I think it is just the sort of thing they would like.”
I'll just be behind here, quietly waiting for you to pry your head out of your ass.
"A maniac I may be, but I am perfectly sane!"
"You end up with Pharaoh Smart Ass, you end up with an evil, sadistic tomb robber. Me? I end up with the five-time recipient of the 'Mr. Happy Go Lucky' award."
"I blame you for this, but I don't know whether to thank you or kick you in your bloody ass."
"'Like any other year' You mean, running around, hunting down clues for mysterious circumstances, and ducking away from three headed dogs or gigantic snakes?"
"It's okay, Scabbers. It's okay, that cat can't hurt you anymore... and... I can't believe I'm talking to a rat..."
"Not only do I get my daily insult in, but I scare the shit out of you too. Thanks, pharaoh, I feel much better because of you."
"Oh, I could just picture that. Here; file these papers, fill out this form, and sign my permission slip."
"Don't look at me in that tone of voice,"
"That was a nine point nine on the 'Weird Shit 'O Meter'."
"Do you really want Hiei working with Kuwabara in a room full of volatile materials?"
"If you were me, then I'd be you, and then I'd have to hurt myself."
"The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his."
"You're there on a mission. Apparently, there's an evil niingen running around in England, killing niingens weaker than he when he feels like it."
"Funny . . . they never look psychotic when they're sleeping." -Master Roshi about Piccolo, Dragonball
"No matter how much a monkey evolves, it's still a monkey." -Gohan, DBZ or DBGT
"HEEERRRROOOO! I'm right over here, so come and KIIILLLL MEEEE!" -Relena Peacecraft/Darlian, Gundam Wing
"Each and every time I fight, my heart disappears more and more." -Trowa Barton, Gundam Wing
"I don't mind being the God of Death forever." -Duo Maxwell, Gundam Wing
"Oh man, Quatre loves to blame himself for everything if you let him. Sooner or later he'll say there's no air in space because he didn't work on it hard enough." -Duo Maxwell, Gundam Wing: Endless Waltz
"You and I are the same! We can only acknowledge our existence on the battlefield!" -Chang Wufei to Heero Yuy, Gundam Wing: Endless Waltz
"Ever forward, my darling wind . . ." -Master Yupa, Kaze no Tani no Nausicaa (Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind)
"Tell me, what's it like living in a perpetual haze of stupidity?" -Hiei speaking to Kuwabara (YYH)
Yuusuke: "Tell you what: Give up now, and I'll only rip out ONE of your lungs."
"What IS that ridiculous appendage growing out of your head?" -Hiei to Yuusuke when Puu is sitting on Yuusuke's head (YYH)
Yuusuke: "Hey, no hugging!"
"You're a team-player, a save-the-day superhero . . . I hate people like you." -Hiei to Yuusuke (YYH)
"Do you know why I chose him as my partner? So I wouldn't have to fight him myself. He's more cutthroat than I am in battle, and utterly ruthless." -Hiei to Yuusuke about Kurama (YYH)
"Kurama’s rose whip must be ten feet long. Where does he stash it? All the ways I can think of sound kind of painful . . ." -Kuwabara to Hiei about Kurama (YYH)
"I thought I was crazy, Urameshi, but ye take th' cake fer tha'! Ye don' make bombs go BOOM in yer face!" -Jin to Yuusuke, after Yuusuke's semi-kamikaze exploding Rei-gun attack during the Dark Tournament (YYH)
"I know you need to fight, but . . . If you die, I swear I'll kill you. Bang." -Keiko to Yuusuke. (YYH) Awww!
"Darn it! Don't DO that! We're still not used to you being at eye-level!" -Yuusuke to Koenma-in-teenager-form after Koenma sneaks up on him. (YYH)
Botan: (about Puu, who is sitting on Yuusuke's head) "Look, Yuusuke, he's got your hair!"
"I can't believe I said all that touchy-feely stuff for nothing!" -Yuusuke (YYH)
"Kurama, don't make me rip out your precious voice-box." -Hiei (YYH)
"'Youko has returned,' they cry." -Youko Kurama (YYH)
"Gah! He really is a fox-thing! . . . and to think I let him near my kitten . . ." -Kuwabara about Youko Kurama (YYH)
"Sneezy, sneezy, ah-CHOO! Somebody special's thinking about you!" -Botan (YYH)
"Just because I don't like to fight doesn't mean I can't kick butt!" -Shun, Knights of the Zodiac
"I don't do fear." -Raven, Teen Titans
"You're always smiling, real friendly like... but your smile is so empty, it hurts to watch you! It's like you're hurting like crazy inside, and grinning to hide it. That's how it looked to me..." -Wolfwood to Vash, Trigun
"Jin . . . was almost always grinning. Huge sky blue eyes dancing like the whole world was one big joke and only he knew the punch line." -Ice Dreams of Fire, written by Sycogerl64, from fanfiction.net
"You are SO sleeping in Kurama's room!" -Yuusuke to Hiei, Mission X
"We can beat anyone we want to, and everyone knows it. What we need to do is when a country starts to get mad at us, we send them a color TV and a satellite dish . . . We sit them down and let them watch ESPN2 for a little while. . . They'll learn something. We build monster trucks for FUN. We make drag racing cars that go from 0 to 300 miles-per-hour in five seconds because we're BORED. Piss us off and see what we build." -Titus, USO Comedy Tour (approximated from memory)
"I KNOW!" -Monica Geller, Friends
Guy: "Just sing some regular kiddie songs!'
" Your love is like a giant pigeon crapping on my heart." -Phoebe, Friends
Monica: "I can't believe you dated our librarian!"
"Look! There's my name in the window! 'HI ME!"
" 'Goodbye' kids, I've got to go to work. If I don't input those numbers...
"I'm a positive person.
‘My reality check just bounced’Unknown
“This calls for a particularly subtle blend of psychology and extreme violence”Unknown
‘I had a great time, but this wasn’t it’Groucho Marx
‘There are two types of women in this world, those who like chocolate and complete bitches’Dawn French
‘Childhood is over the minute you know you're going to die’Top Dollar, The Crow
‘No, no, you're not thinking; you're just being logical.’Niels Bohr
‘I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather. Not screaming in terror like his passengers.’Michael Aulfrey
"sex on tv is bad; you might fall off."
"Have I mentioned lately how funny you're not?"
"Look! It's Funny's cousin, Not Funny!"
"he who laughs last thinks slowest."
"ask your slippers a question; you're going crazy." -Chandler, Friends
"you have to stop the Q-tip when there's RESISTANCE!" -Chandler, Friends
Joey:"I'm taking back Hugsy!"
1. an Artemis Fowl / Carmen Sandiego Crossover
2. a Saiyuki fic
3. a Saiyuki / Get backers fic
4. an avatar: last airbender / xiaolin showdown crossover
5. an avatar: last airbender / harry potter crossover
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