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Joined 05-26-03, id: 390939
Author has written 10 stories for Harry Potter, Pirates of the Caribbean, and Doctor Who.
I now have a Livejournal (link above) in which I will reply to reviewers and answer any questions you may have.

Well, what can I say about myself? If you want to get to know me, reading my stories is the easiest way to do so. You can tell pretty much everything about me from these stories, including the extent of my arrogance and how much I enjoy listening to my own voice. So, get on down and take a gander at what I've posted recently (which isn't much). If you require more information about me, you'll have to email me, because I don't give it away willy-nilly.
I suppose there are other ways to fill up this big empty space. I could talk about my political views, my sporting interests and what I usually eat for breakfast, but you can read these things anywhere on this website, there really isn't much of a difference between me and every other author on fanfic.net. (Except that not all of them are as cynical as me. I hope.)

CURRENT WORK

"Doctor, Doctor!": Ssssh, don't tell anyone I'm writing humorous Doctor Who fic, it'll ruin my repution:D But seriously, don't expect too much from this, it's a whimful, foolish, unaccountably silly sort of story which has little notion of sense or when to quit. I am enjoying trying to complicate the plot, but it will not get the dedication I gave my Lost series. Meant to be read as tongue-in-cheek as possible, as I am busily planning to corrupt all the 10/Rose on the internet.

"Lost: Small Boy, Answers to Harry" (Part One of Lost): COMPLETE Part One of my "Lost" trilogy is finished. Thanks to everyone who supported me while I was writing this, I thoroughly enjoyed it. The whole trilogy is now complete.

"Lost: Young Man, Answers to Harry" (Part Two of Lost): IS BACK! After being deleted by admin, Lost: Young Man has now been reposted.

"Lost: One Godson, Answers to Harry" (Part Three of Lost): COMPLETE. It's done, my friends. It's finished. Thanks everyone, it was a wild ride we went through.

"Snowstorms": DORMANT. I abandoned this thing about two years ago, (mostly because I stopped skiing for a while) and I now have plans to revive it. I really would like to get a few more chapters written this story, but unlike Lost: Small Boy I actually have no clue where the whole mess is going, so it may never be fully complete.

So, to wrap things up, I'd like to thank the battered old Macintosh sitting on my desk downstairs. Without you, dear old Mac, I could not be the writer I am today. May your memory never be totally full, may your keys next stick, and may you live for many more years yet.
Cheers,
Tawa.

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RECAPTURED CONTINUED by Llinos reviews
An AU about Merry and Pippin - and practically everyone else now! Chapter 148 - The Story continues! Chapter 56 is a recap of the story to that point. Final chapter - Recaptured! There will be appendices, to tie up loose ends - but this is the end of the actual story! Fifth (and final) Appendix - The Hobbits - now posted.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 83 - Words: 398,443 - Reviews: 1227 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 3/6/2014 - Published: 9/16/2002 - [Meriadoc B., Peregrin T.] Frodo B., Legolas - Complete
Curse of the Reapers by deanine reviews
In a world under the thumb of an ancient emperor, Muggle society has been oppressed beyond recognition. Wizards rule over all, society organized by power. This is the story of a broken family scattered by a perpetual war, and the bonds that lead home. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 146,931 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 4/29/2013 - Published: 5/2/2005 - Harry P., James P., Lily Evans P.
Once Upon a Freakin' Time by Evadne reviews
The Death Eaters attempt to do bad things, but mostly just do things badly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 29,923 - Reviews: 1959 - Favs: 2,037 - Follows: 694 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 8/7/2002 - Voldemort, Severus S.
Substance of Things Hoped For by jade reviews
AU. The war with Lord Voldemort is raging, the Boy Who Lived is secretly a Squib, and every bit of hope one can find is worth everything.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 58,731 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/27/2008 - Published: 10/19/2005
Fission by PencilGuardian reviews
Responding to an evil scheme of the Master's, the Fifth Doctor is accidentally cut in half. Features Tegan, Nyssa, and the Master. COMPLETE Don't be shy, reviews and comments welcome!
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 42,872 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/2/2007 - Published: 3/6/2007 - Complete
Living Amongst Ghosts by PageOfWands reviews
A young girl from the future arrives at the Weasleys' house right before Harry Potter's seventh year at Hogwarts. Who is she? Why has she traveled back in time? Will she be able to save Harry? HG, RHr. EPILOGUE now uploaded.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 78,406 - Reviews: 533 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 1/5/2007 - Published: 11/2/2006 - OC - Complete
A Surreal Tale by E. M. Pink reviews
AU. Slytherin!Harry. What happens to the Wizarding World when Bellatrix and others discover the news of her inability to bear magical children? An enraged Dark Lord falls, and a small boy becomes missing: Harry. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 23 - Words: 176,908 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 573 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 8/24/2006 - Published: 9/23/2005 - Bellatrix L., Harry P. - Complete
Fever Dreams by Elle's Bells 88 reviews
What would have happened if Sirius had been unable to be the Secret Keeper? How would things have changed? Chapter 13 and the final chapter of this fic. Beware of cliffhangers!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 38,780 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/24/2006 - Published: 9/26/2005 - Sirius B. - Complete
I Give That You May Give by Kettleshipping reviews
AU. Regulus goes with Sirius when he runs away, and finds a new home with the Potters. But can he keep his growing feelings for James a secret as well as fight to keep his freedom from his parents? JamesRegulus. Reggie Only.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,454 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 12/10/2005 - Published: 12/6/2005 - Regulus B., James P.
Consider the Characters by bluekiwibubble reviews
Have you ever stopped to think about the poor characters, forced to do all those horrendous fanfics? Read and pity them [a parody on certain ships]. All Stand Alones.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,053 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/4/2005 - Published: 9/25/2005
The Night Sky by bluekiwibubble reviews
Tonks shows Remus the stars her family are named after. The Black's being named after stars always caught my imagination, so I found a star map and looked for them, and wrote this. One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 799 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/5/2005 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
You're Mine by Taint of Taia reviews
Oneshot. Post OOTP. “I want Sirius to be our baby’s godfather, James.” His eyes narrowed. “Absolutely not, Lily! You don’t know him like I do! For him to be responsible for...NO!” A missing piece of conversation
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,611 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/17/2005 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
How Dumb Were You? by duj reviews
WARNING, SPOILERS FOR HBP. Was Dumbledore dumb? Harry hasty? Hermione hokey? WonWon wanton? And what did Fred and George have to do with it? More: Sluggish Slughorn, halfhearted halfblood prince, delinquent Draco, repetitive Riddle, go getter Ginny
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,305 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/30/2005 - Published: 7/17/2005 - Albus D., Severus S.
Sirius Black this is definetly not serious by Max6 reviews
Reall funny parts of stories about Sirius (if you love him you will love it and if you dont love Sirius you´ll start lovin´him)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,166 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/29/2005 - Published: 5/14/2003 - Sirius B.
Heartbreak of the Fathers by x-Faux-x reviews
Missing Moment from OotP during the Christmas hols. Harry sees something that makes him wonder what it's like to have a father, and Sirius takes it upon himself to show him. Chaos ensues. Chapter III now up!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,275 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 7/13/2005 - Published: 6/13/2005 - Harry P., Remus L.
The Care and Feeding of Hobbits by Baylor reviews
Ruminations on the Little People by Boromir, Man of Gondor. NEW CHAPTER: HOBBIT CUSTOMS AND CELEBRATIONS.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,649 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 638 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 6/15/2004 - Published: 11/17/2002 - Boromir, Peregrin T.
The Basement by Marz1 reviews
AU third year. I must have a sign on my back that says psycho paths please attack me. I would not put it beyond Dudley to afix such a sign to me, but I doubt he could spell it accurately enough for a psycho to understand.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 80,802 - Reviews: 1382 - Favs: 1,069 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 5/30/2004 - Published: 12/2/2003 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Secret Keeper by Sophocles reviews
[AU; undergoing revision] They thought they would be safe. They thought they would be hidden. They thought they would never be betrayed. They thought wrong - Sirius Black remained the Potters' Secret-Keeper, and his world fell apart...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,007 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/12/2004 - Published: 7/30/2003 - Sirius B., James P.
Strange Encounters by Soledad reviews
Random glimpses into the non-existing life of frustrated fanfic authors. WIP. Co-written with Tolkanonms, Archet and Lasse-Lanta. My parts are un-betaed and thoroughly silly.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,559 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 1/6/2004 - Published: 6/26/2003 - Gimli, Legolas
Elf Envy by Baylor reviews
or It's Hard When You're Three-Foot-Six.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,813 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/21/2003 - Legolas, Peregrin T.
Promises Unbroken by Robin4 reviews
Sirius Black remained the Secret Keeper and everything he feared came to pass. Ten years later, James and Lily live, Harry attends Hogwarts, and Voldemort remains…yet the world is different and nothing is as it seems. AU, updated for HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 170,882 - Reviews: 2877 - Favs: 2,302 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 10/6/2003 - Published: 2/24/2003 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Did I Say Bosom? by Baylor reviews
In which Merry is a very, very naughty hobbit. FOTR.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,550 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/18/2003
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Doctor, Doctor! reviews
A mysterious collapse leaves the Doctor trapped in a human hospital. Rose must figure out his illness, and of course save the world, without his voice in her ear. [10th era.]
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 52,138 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 5/15/2007 - Published: 12/10/2006
All These People reviews
Whatever Harry was expecting beyond the veil, it wasn't this. A story that is meant to be both humorous and poignant. BetaRead, Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,834 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/24/2006 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Lost: One Godson, Answers to Harry reviews
After Harry's capture by Death Eaters, Sirius and Remus never give up the hope that somewhere, he is still alive and whole. COMPLETE: The final chapter of the series comes to a close.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 143,949 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 3/25/2006 - Published: 11/26/2005 - Sirius B., Harry P. - Complete
Lost: Young Man, Answers to Harry reviews
Sirius and Harry live fugitive lives, but Sirius can not protect his godson from the Ministry, or the truth, any longer. [PART TWO FINISHED] Chapter 23: A desperate plan turns into a fight to survive.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 23 - Words: 89,465 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/26/2005 - Published: 11/2/2005 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Lost: Small Boy, Answers to Harry reviews
AU: Sirius flees through muggle London with his four year old Godson in his arms, their pursuers closing in. PART 1 COMPLETE: Dumbledore must tell Sirius everything he didn't want to know about Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 44,453 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 9/23/2005 - Published: 8/29/2005 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
All's fair in the end reviews
While musing during a potions lesson, Snape has a cheering inspiration about his former tormenters, the Marauders. Short ficlet just for fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 711 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 8/29/2005 - Published: 8/17/2003 - Severus S., Harry P.
More Important Then A Conscience reviews
Captain Jack Sparrow has lost his inner pirate, and its up to the crew of the Black Pearl to find it!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,548 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 9/24/2003 - Published: 9/22/2003
Snowstorms reviews
Hermione takes Harry, Ron and Sirius on a skiing trip. Ron makes a fool of himself, and Sirius tells stories about Lily and James.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,693 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/1/2003 - Published: 8/28/2003 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Haircut reviews
Molly Weasley snaps and decides to do something about Sirius' hair. 'nuff said
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,869 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/25/2003
Boys will be boys reviews
Before they became Animagi, the Marauders had some slightly different names for each other...very short ficlet
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 985 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/23/2003 - Sirius B., James P.
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