Author has written 18 stories for X-Men: Evolution, Power Rangers, Inuyasha, Gundam Seed, Samurai 7, Huntik: Secrets & Seekers, Itazura na Kiss, Delilah and Julius, Fullmetal Alchemist, Justice League, Samurai Champloo, Supernatural, Wolverine & the X-Men, Fairy Tales, and Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes.
Current status: I've been working as a full time elementary school teacher for the past couple of years now. It's not all it's cracked up to be.
Stuff I usually write: Humour, parody, drama, poetry, angst
You can skip the PR craziness below.
[Gruumm's lair, 2025]
Gruumm: The end is near. I will destroy SPD from within.
[SPD HQ, 2025]
Cruger: B-Squad, a job well done. However, challenges lie ahead and this is only the beginning.
Bridge: Uh, Sir, I'm sensing Gruumm's thoughts. He's going to destroy SPD from within... There's a traitor in our midst-
Cruger: Damn it!
Jack: Is anything wrong, Sir?
Cruger: (suspiciously) Uh, nothing. Just a furball.
Sydney: I thought Kat's the one with furballs. (Cruger growls)
Z: (whispers) Can it, Syd, before Cruger goes canine on you.
Sky: So, who do think the traitor is?
Bridge: It's not me, is it? At least I think it isn't me, because if I'm me but not me, then who am I?...
Cruger: (thinking) Suckers.
[Dino Lair, 2004]
Kira: (suspiciously) What are you guys doing?
Conner: (innocently) Uh, nothing.
Ethan: (ignoring Kira)(to Dr. O) Just a press of the button, and we're done.
Tommy: (hesitant) You're sure this won't wreck the mainframe?
Ethan: Positively sure. I'm telling you, we will have access to all of the gaming world...! (grins cunningly)
Trent: Ethan, you just blew our cover!
Kira: When Hayley finds out you guys are up to, you're all dead meat.
Ethan: But that doesn't mean she'll ever find out. (presses button)
The lights black out, the power shuts down.
Trent: (dryly) Nice going.
Ethan: (nervously) Heh heh. Look on the bright side, guys. At least Hayley will never find us in the dark.
[The clocktower, 2001]
Wes: You guys will never believe what just happened!
Katie: Let me guess... you met a girl!
Jen: (jealousy arouses)(folding her arms)
Wes: No, even better! I found a dollar on the floor!
Trip: (smacks his forehead and cuts his hand with his gem) Ow.
Lucas: (to Wes) And what about your odd job?
Wes: Oops. Gotten down as a D.N.F.
Trip: A what?
Wes: (weak laugh) D.N.F. - Did Not Finish.
[Ninja Ops, Blue Bay Harbor, 2003]
Shane: ...The powers of air, earth and water combined can prove to be very powerful...
Student: (raises hand) And air, earth and water are represented by the colours red, yellow and blue respectively?
Student: But the colour on my uniform's white!
Dustin: Oops. I guess that's where I dropped the uncapped bottle of bleach-
Cam: DDUUSSTTIINN! DON'T TELL ME YOU DROPPED THAT BOTTLE ON MY CLOTHES TOO!
Dustin: (gulps) Erm... that too.
Sensei: (wakes from afternoon nap)(blurting) Why's my fur white?
[Turtle Cove, 2002]
TV reporter: ... and it seems that Turtle Cove has been infiltrated by millions of angry terrapins...
Cole: Ooh... my jungle friends have returned.
Max: What are you talking about? They're attacking the city!
Alyssa: What should we do?
Danny: Never give up.
Taylor: What kind of plan is that? Never give up? I bet Merrick can think of a better plan than that. Right, Merrick? (nudges him)
Merrick: Uh... right. Oh right! Erm... erm... run?
[In front of a gigantic rock, Mirinoi, 1999]
Leo: (grunts) Urgh!
Kendrix: It's no use!
Kai: I don't believe it!
Damon: The quasar sabres won't budge!
Maya: We've been chosen... not to be chosen.