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Joined 05-26-03, id: 390955

In view of FFnet's insanely vague new policy re: lyrics, quotes, pop culture references and so on, I have removed my stories from this archive. Many were written for lyric wheels, and as such were required to have at least one line from an assigned song worked into the narrative or the dialogue. My Good Omens story quoted an old English folk song which has been recorded by a number of modern singers. And the stories set in the Jossverse had pop culture references--largely because the canons do as well.

As I could not find a way to remove such references without damaging the stories, I elected to take them all down.

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A Regency Romance in 2 minutes by SirenoftheStorm reviews
This is what happens when I read too many Regency-era historical romance novels. Rogues! Seduction! Marriages of convenience! Cliches! Magical butlers!
Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,269 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Complete
To the Undiscovered Country by Elena Zovatto reviews
AU, post 'The Gift'. Buffy is gone. Willow is determined to bring her back. What if Spike had discovered the Scoobies' plans - and he *knew* where the Slayer really was?
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,112 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/16/2003 - Published: 11/23/2001 - Spike
Invisible by FernWithy reviews
How Snape left the Death Eaters, saved the Weasley twins, and delivered James Potter's Invisibility Cloak to Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,087 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/11/2003 - Severus S., James P.
Tara Incognita by HonorH reviews
A portal opens to the Wishverse, bringing with it old threats, new friends, and a heartbreakingly familiar face. Finally finished!
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 35,301 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/22/2003 - Published: 8/26/2002 - Complete
The Official Fanfiction University of Middleearth by misscam reviews
The fic that spawned miniBalrogs, Elrond's Naturally Nine, the MorgothSauron feud, Urple, the WitchWall and finally, Gimli got the girl.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 66,366 - Reviews: 3186 - Favs: 2,040 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 7/12/2002 - Published: 3/8/2002 - Complete
Hot chocolate, discussion and Death at 2:00 am by Elena Zovatto reviews
Post "The Body", BtVS/Sandman crossover: On patrol after her mother's death, Buffy meets a stranger who gives her something she needs to fight Glory.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,312 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/22/2001