StopandSmellthePotatoes
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Joined 04-12-12, id: 3910808, Profile Updated: 06-14-12
Author has written 7 stories for Inception, Hunger Games, Avengers, Snow White and the Huntsman, and Star Trek: 2009.

I'm dramatic, hyperactive, and easily amused. I love potatoes, I never finish stories, and nothing I do makes sense.

I'll write stories for everything, I'm pretty all over the place.

I love Batman, the Hunger Games, the Windsinger Trilogy, and a ridiculous amount of movies. Avengers is probably the best and worse thing to happen to me this year, because now all I do it think about how amazing it is.

Pretty much all I'm capable of writing is angst or parody. I don't have the capacity for happy endings.

And the Joker is my favorite thing ever.

Special note for anyone that read 'Her Huntsman' and wants it to be continued!

I'm probably going to do a few more chapters of it, but only after I finish my Avengers story, 'Liars and Killers'. Which has a ways to go... So be patient with me! I'll try to write some new chapters, but writing romance-y stories is not the easiest thing for me to do. So... Yeah... It'll take time.

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The Arkham Debate by DescartesThinksNot reviews
A new treatment is approved at Arkham. With the best of intentions, of course.
Crossover - Batman & A Clockwork Orange - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 2,236 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/5/2012 - Published: 7/14/2012
You Are My Plan by DescartesThinksNot reviews
Short scene I wrote for my friend.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 345 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Published: 5/23/2012 - Loki, Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
A Trickster's Guide To Wooing A Hawk by Akiko Keeper of Sheep reviews
"Yesterday was Valentine's Day, but today is Valentine's Day, too!" "Yeah, you're totally balanced." Clinki, some Stony pre-slash, Blackhawk friend!ship
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,948 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 5/21/2012 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Loki
Water Hemlock by Aquamarine Stag reviews
In their youth, Odin broods on his decision to bring Loki to Asgard and the troubling situation as Loki and Thor are drawn closer to one another. b Warning: Contains Loki/Thor insinuations. If you don't like that then, by all means, don't read it./b
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,047 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 34 - Published: 5/19/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
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Liars and Killers reviews
Sequel to Through a Monster's Eyes. Clint Barton can't shake Loki free from his mind, and SHIELD is forced to take extreme measures to stop him from causing any damage.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,984 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Loki
The Final Frontier Was Made To Be Ruled reviews
When Loki says that he has seen the Tesseract's true power, everyone assumes that the Chitauri showed him. But what they don't know about is the time that Loki spent on the U.S.S. Enterprise, learning about science, true power, and Vulcans.
Crossover - Star Trek: 2009 & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,901 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 9/6/2012 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Spock, Loki
Her Huntsman reviews
Snow White needs to understand why it was the Huntsman and not her Prince that broke Ravenna's spell.
Snow White and the Huntsman - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,193 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 22 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Eric/The Huntsman, Snow White - Complete
Through a Monster's Eyes reviews
Although he has been defeated by the Avengers and taken back to Asgard as a prisoner, Loki still seems to possess Clint Barton's mind.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 15,079 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Loki - Complete
Angel Smile reviews
Long before Katniss Everdeen, District 12 had another victor, a girl with an angel smile and blood on her hands.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,661 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/26/2012 - Published: 5/24/2012 - Other tributes - Complete
Not Always the Weak One reviews
Even years after the war, the boy with the bread is always so strong, and the girl on fire always weeps. Post Mockingjay, spoilers.
Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 911 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/25/2012 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
The Scars Left Forever reviews
The hardest thing Arthur ever did was leave Cobb in the van, sinking into limbo, and it scarred him forever.
Inception - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 323 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Arthur, D. Cobb - Complete