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Author has written 4 stories for Shugo Chara!, and Misc. Anime/Manga.
I. SECTIONS OF MY PROFILE!
I. SECTIONS OF MY PROFILE!
II. Basic Info
III. Animes I've Watched
IV. Just Random
V. The Random Stuff People Posts
VI. Some Questions I Thought Of
VII. RANDOM FILIPINO THINGS BECAUSE OF MY FILIPINO PRIDE!
VIII. Links To Stuff
IX. How to Interact with Yours Truly
X. Dedications from Me to the Random Peoples Who Visits My Profile xD
II. Basic Info
AGE: Why the fudge would I tell you? You might be a sudden stalker.
DATE OF BIRTH: June 18, ????
EYE COLOR: Brown :P
HAIR COLOR: Black? Brown? I don't really know xD
NATIONALITY: 50/50 of Filipino and Chinese. WOOT! WOOT!
MY ANIME FANDOM NAME: Hanami Fei
ANIME APPEARANCE(Yes, I have an appearance. Deal with it.): Blackish-brown shoulder-blade length hair with pink highlights, gray orbs, any dress to described.
JUST FOR SOME REASON:
-when people type in the following in their summary: MY FIRST STORY!, I suck at summaries so please read it! I SWEAR IT'LL BE AWESOME!, FIRST STORY! PLEASE READ AND BE NICE!, PLEASE READ!, READ IT TO FIND OUT! I'm sure people would see that it'd be your first story because they'd PROBABLY be checking you're account ._. Also you can't avoid criticism :/
III. Animes I've Watched
These are arranged on how I PERSONALLY rate them. Don't hate me when your favorite anime's on the wrong place
Ao Haru Ride
Kaichouwa Maid Sama
Sword Art Online
Mahouka Koukou no Rettousei
Ouran High School Host Club
Inu x Boku SS
Uta no Prince sama 1000%
Strike the Blood
Kuroshitsuji: Book of Circus
Free! Eternal Summer
Sukitte ii na yo
Uta no Prince Sama 2000%
Kamigami no Asobi
Kaze no stigma
La corda d oro
Kimi no todoke
Tonari ni Kaibutsu Kun
Kami sama hajimemashita
Code Geass: Lelouch of Rebellion
Yosuga no Sora
I plan to make stories of them, but I have to get more information about them like I've done with Shugo Chara. I read a lot of stories before I write it.
IV. Just Random
THIS IS WHAT SPONGEBOB USES TO MAKE FIRE UNDERWATER!
V. The Random Stuff People Post
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm a REDHEAD, so I MUST be pale, brown-eyed, and super freckly.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST collect too many coupons.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST.
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A's, so I MUST have no social life.
I WANT TO DYE/HIGHLIGHT MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a ho'.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll..
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I MUST be gay myself.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I'm a REDHEAD, so I MUST be a whore.
I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I have a GAY FRIEND, so I must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. (Dude, believe me, I'm thin.)
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN, so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a ho'.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSS DRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I ONCE WATCHED PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I LOVE VAMPIRES, so I must be obsessed with Twilight
I LOVE VAMPIRES, so I MUST be one
I LOVE VAMPIRES, so I MUST be a freaky outcast
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue
I CHAT...I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a BRUNETTE, so I MUST be super-smart.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELLED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENNASIEANCE FAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I CURSE a lot, so I MUST be a rebel.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting
I LOVE MARCHING BAND, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I wear GLASSES, so I MUST be a nerd.
I'm a TOMBOY, so I MUST be lesbian.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I'm a TOMBOY, so I MUST have no female friends.
I don't have many FRIENDS, so I MUST be unpopular
I am AGRESSIVE, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST love pink
I can speak in different ACCENTS, so I MUST have the foreign accent syndrome
I can speak few LANGUAGES, so I MUST be a polyglot.
The 22 Questions
1.Grab the book nearest to you, and go to page 111, Paragraph 6. I have no book nearest to me.
2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch? MY PHONE owo
3. What is the last thing you watched on TV? SHOWTIME!
4. Without looking, guess what time it is: 11:50
5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time? 10:55 -.-"
6. With the exception of the computer what have you last watched in a machine: ANIME.
7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing? a few hours ago. I was breathing, blinking, moving.
8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at? Letters that were connected together.
9. What are you wearing? Clothes, what do you expect? Nothing?
10. Did you dream last night? Interrogating an irritating person.
11. When did you last laugh? When I watched Pewds =w=
12. What is on the walls of the room you are in? windows o-o
13. Seen anything weird lately? nope, unless you consider looking in a mirror then seeing yourself, then yeah.
14. What do you think of this quiz? What I think? I THINK IT'S AMAZING.
16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy? I would buy a dog.
17. Tell me something about you that I don't know: I'm the only daughter, so I must be spoiled. :))
18. If you could change two things about the world, regardless of guilt or politics or consequences, what would you do? I DON'T KNOW. WORLD PEACE?
19. Do you like to dance? We can dance if you want to, we can leave your friends behind
20. George Bush: Wut?
21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her? Scarlette
22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him? Austin
Girl or Boy? (Copied and pasted this from Forever or Never's page :D)
YOUR GUY SIDE:
You love hoodies.
YOUR GIRL SIDE:
You wear lip gloss/stick.
THANK THE LORD FOR MAKING ME MORE OF A DUDE.
Last Person That
VI. Some Questions I Thought of ( Please give CREDITS if you're going to copy-paste this so people would know where it originally came from. I'd like to give credits to the creators of "The 22 Questions" and "The Random Stuff People Post" but I don't know where it originally came from D: )
Question or Answer? Question.
Cat or Dog? Definitely Dog.
Coke or Pepsi? COKE!
Butterfly or Moth? Butterfly :D
Colorful or Dull? Colorful
Thin or Fat? Thin, but not too much ofcourse XD.
Soft or Hard? Soft *o*
Smooth or Rough? SMOOTH Criminal.
Plain or Fancy? Plain, I'm not a Christmas Tree.
Big or Small? Big, but not all the time.
Tall or Short? Tall, cuz I'm short ._.
Long or Short? Long.
Easy or Hard? Hard, I'd like a challenge.
Up or Down? Down, cuz cold air's here.
Left or Right? Right. Though I prefer my left part of my brain because my right brain's weak XD.
Right or Wrong? Right...?
Straight or Crooked? Straight.
Clean or Dirty? Cleeean.
New or Old? Antiques are nice too, but nah. Imma stay with the new.
Truth or False? Truth.
Oral Test or Written Test? Written, cuz you'll have choices XD
Equal or Unequal? Equal!
Co-operate or Do-It-Yourself? More of a do-it-yourself cuz I'm used to it.
Spacious or Narrow? Spacious, I'm claustrophobic
Low Tech or High Tech? Low Tech, have you peeps even seen this generation?!
This Generation or The Old Generation? The Old, I like running around.
Samsung or Apple? APPLE.
Transparent or Opaque? Transparent =3
Hot or Cold? Cold, it's extremely hot here in the Philippines
Natural or Artificial? Natural, because it's healthier and has no weird chemicals in them
24 hr. Clock or 12 hr. Clock? 12,because I don't like counting.
Low Tide or High Tide? Low tide, because I love searching for seashells and looking at the weird things and creatures XD
Marvel or DC? Marvel, cuz the Avengers are there.
Dark or Light? Light, there are ghosts in the dark, THEY WILL FREAKING HAUNT YOU.
Long Hair or Short Hair? Long.
Open Toed Footwear or Close Toed Footwear? Open. Close toed gets my feet sweaty and it's disgusting.
Shirt or Dress? Shirt, dresses are for special occasions or some fancy mall.
Curly or Straight? Curly, cause I look badass XD.
Pants/Shorts or Skirt? Pants/Shorts. They don't let me sit the way I want if I wear a skirt ._. .
Close or Open? Closed.
Chair W/Wheels or Chair W/O Wheels? Chair W/Wheels so that I can move without standing.
Facebook or Twitter? Facebook.
Shower or Bath? Bath.
Private or Public? Private.
Smart or Stupid? Smart, but I act stupid XD.
Good or Bad? Good. ...but I'm bad, I get scolded all the time XD.
Superhero or Villain? Villain, cuz they always get the good stuff.
Video or Picture? Video, you get to hear the peoples' voices :).
Original or Fake? Original, fake ones gets easily broken.
Mario or Sonic? Mario :)
Laptop or PC? Laptop.
Water or Juice/Softdrink? Water.
Comfortable or Uncomfortable? Comfortable!
Noisy or Quiet? Noisy, so ghosts won't come near you.
Wire or Wireless? Wireless would be nice XD.
Auto or Manual? Auto, too lazy to make it manual.
Stairs or Escalator? Escalator, cuz I'm lazy.
Motorcycle or Car? Car, cuz it has a roof!
CD or USB? USB.
Rich or Poor? Poor. Because if you're rich, you don't spend a lot of time with your family. They're always fucking busy to be with you. Trust me, I speak from experience.
Princess/Prince or President? President, I don't want to have an arranged marriage without me knowing.
Stripes or Checkered? Checkered, I think they're awesome!
Air conditioner or Fan? Air conditioner.
Actor/Actress or Artist? BOTH!
With Bangs or Without Bangs? With bangs :3
Sunny or Rainy? Rainy, because I like standing in it,
English or Some Other Language you're also good at? Boooth.
Moving or Not Moving? Moving. I get itchy if I don't move.
Romantic or Cheesy? Romantic and a bit of the cheesy XD.
Paid or Free? The best things in life are FREE.
Cheap or Expensive? Cheap stuff always gets broken easily.
Friendly or Unfriendly? I'm a friendly person :))
Pen or Pencil? Pencil, because you could erase your mistakes.
Spiral Notebook or Normal Notebook? Spiral.
Organized or Unorganized? Organized.
Fixed or Broken? FIXED.
Hair Gel or Hair Wax? Hair Wax.
Liquid Soap or Bar Soap? Bar soaaaps.
Coffee or Milk? Milk, so I could grow because I'm puny XD.
Sweet or Bitter? Sweet, I look ugly when I taste bitter food.
Tasteless or Tasteful? Tasteful.
Tennis or Badminton? Badminton.
Digital or Analog? Digital. I can't read analog clocks/watches XD.
Plastic or Glass? Glass, plastics have too much chemicals.
Buy or Rent? Buy, so the owner of the place won't bug me when I don't pay.
Lend or Borrow? Borrow.
Many or Few? Just enough :)
Be a Mingler or Stay a Loner? Stay a Loner, so I won't annoy peoples ._.
Eco-friendly or Chemical Lover? I wanna SAVE the place I live in.
Save or Spend? Save. You can buy stuff later after you save enough money.
Study or Work? I'd rather study, I wouldn't have any allowance everyday when I work.
VIII. RANDOM FILIPINO THINGS BECAUSE OF MY FILIPINO PRIDE!
You point with your lips when people ask you a specific direction.
You eat using your hands and have it down to technique.
Your other piece of luggage is a balikbayan box.
You nod your head upward to greet someone.
You put your foot up on your chair and rest your elbow on your knee while eating.
You use a rock to scrub yourself in the bath or shower.
You have to kiss your relatives on the cheek as soon as you enter the room.
You take your elder's hand and bring it to your forehead to show respect.
You're standing next to eight big boxes at the airport.
You collect items from hotels or restaurants "for souvenir's sake."
Your house has a distinctive aroma.
You smile for no reason.
You flirt by having a foolish grin on your face while raising your eyebrows repeatedly.
You go to a department store and try to bargain the prices.
You use an umbrella for shade on hot summer days.
You scratch your head when you don't know the answer.
You never eat the last morsel of food on the table.
You go bowling.
You play pusoy and mahjong.
You find dried up morsels of rice stuck to your shirt.
You prefer to sit in the shade instead of baking in the sun.
You add an unwarranted "H" to your name, i.e. "Jhun," "Bhoy," or "Rhon."
You put your hand in front of you as if to make a path and say "Excuse, excuse" when you pass in between people or in front of them.
Your middle name is your mother's maiden name.
You buy tons of bath towels when they go on sale.
You love to buy sale items even when you do not need them.
You are a member of the "SDK" Club. (Samahang double knit).
You are still wearing outdated clothing you have when you first came to USA.
You send out RSVP invitation even if the party is to be at home.
You love to wear all you expensive jewelry's when attending parties to the extent of having 2-3 rings on both hands, 3 pieces of necklace or bracelets at the same time.
You say "comfort room" instead of "bathroom."
You say "for take out" instead of "to go."
You "open" or "close" the lights.
You ask for "Colgate" instead of "toothpaste."
You ask for a "pentel pen" or a " ball pen" instead of just a pen.
You refer to the refrigerator as the "ref" or "pridyider."
You sak kodakan instead of "take a picture."
You order a "McDonald's" instead of a "hamburger" (pronounced ham-booh-jer).
You say "Ha?" instead of "What?"
You say "Hoy!" to get someone's attention.
You answer when someone yells "Hoy!"
You turn around when someone says "Psst."
You say "Cutex" instead of "nail polish."
You say "for a while" instead of "please hold" on the telephone.
You say "aray!" instead of "ouch!"
You say "he," when you mean "she" and vice versa.
Your sneeze sounds like "ahh-ching" instead of "ahh-choo."
You prefer to make acronyms for phrases such as "OA" for over-acting, "DOM" for dirty old man, and TNT from well you know.
You say "air-con" instead of "a/c" or air conditioner.
You pronounce the following words: "hippopo-TA-mus," "com-FOR-table," "bro-CO-li," "and "Mongomerry Ward."
You say "brown-out" instead of "black-out."
You say "Uy!" instead of "Oops."
You pronounce "F" for "P" or "P" for "F."
You use walis tambo and walis ting-ting as opposed to the conventional broom.
You have "Weapons of Moroland" shield hanging in your living room wall.
You have a portrait of "The Last Supper" hanging in your dinging room wall.
You own a karaoke system.
You own a piano no one ever plays.
Your house is cluttered with boroloys.
You have a "tabo" in the bathroom.
You have a rose garden.
You have two or three pairs of tsinelas (slippers) at your doorstep.
You display a big laughing Buddha for good luck.
You have a shrine to the Santo Nino in your living room.
You own a "Barrel Man" (swing!)
You have a parol hanging outside the house during the holidays.
Your lampshades still have the plastic covers on them.
You cover your living room furniture with bed sheets.
You have plastic runners to cover the carpet in your house.
You refer to the VCR as the "Beytamax."
You have a rice dispenser.
You own a turbo broiler.
You own one of those fiber-optic lower lamps.
You own a lamp with the oil that drips down the strings.
You have a giant wooden fork and spoon hanging in the dining room.
You have wooden tinikling dancers on the wall.
You own capiz chandeliers, lamps, or placemats.
You own a Mercedes Benz and call it "chendeng."
You own a huge van conversion.
Your car chirps like a bird or plays a tune when it's in reverse.
Your car horn makes three or more different sounds.
Your car has curb feelers on it.
You hang a rosary on your car's rear view mirror.
You have those air fresheners in a bottle.
You have aunts and uncles named "Baby," "Girlie," or "Boy."
You were raised to believe that every Filipino has an aunt, uncle, or cousins.
Your dad was in the navy.
Your mom or sister is a nurse.
You get smelling kisses from your grandma.
Your parents call each other "mommy" and "daddy."
You have a family member that has a nickname that repeats itself, i.e. "Deng-deng," "Ling-ling," or "Johu-johu."
You put hot dogs in your spaghetti.
You consider dilis the Filipino equivalent of french fries.
You think that eating chocolate rice pudding and dried fish is a great morning meal.
You order things like tapsilog, or tocilog at restaurants.
You instinctively grab a toothpick after a meal.
You dip bread in your morning coffee.
You refer to seasonings and all other forms of MSG as "Ajinomoto."
Your cupboards are full of corned beef, hash, spam, and Vienna Sausages.
You think"Goldilocks" means more to you than just a character in a fairy tale.
You appreciate a fresh pot of rice.
Your baon is usually something over rice.
You bring baon to work everyday.
Your neighbors complain about the smell of tuyo on Sunday mornings.
You eat rice for breakfast.
You use your fingers to measure the water when cooking rice.
You wash and re-use plastic utensils and Styrofoam cups.
You have a supply of frozen lumpia in the freezer.
You have an ice-shaver for making halo-halo.
Your tablecloths have tell-tale "tuyo circles" on them
You eat purple yam-flavored ice cream.
You gotta have a bottle of Julran handy.
You fry Spam and hot dogs and eat them with rice.
You think half-hatch duck eggs are a delicacy.
You know that "chocolate meat" isn't really made with chocolate.
VIII. Links To Stuff
Behind the Dorky Look Outfits:
- I do not own.
- I do not own. (of course)
- I do not own.
IX. How to Interact with Yours Truly
If you contact me you're either going to say you...
-love my stories
-hate my stories
-love what I've done to my profile
-hate what I've done to my profile
-have seen me as an extra in Divergent
-secretly have a crush on me
-have seen me take a shower
...ok, maybe a few of those weren't the reason
You can contact me by...
Facebook: Fei Hanami
Instagram: that_ otaku_maniac
Whichever makes you not feel like a creepy stalker :)
X. Dedications from Me to the Random Peoples Who Visits My Profile xD
If you can't wait for the update, (which is understandable) BE FLIPPING PATIENT!
I will TRY to update once every 2 weeks because I don't like my readers waiting too long and becoming impatient.
I will also update when SOME ideas strike me in, so don't judge me when it's short or when I don't update at all.
Oh, and I have ideas nagging me, but can't seem to write them because I'm afraid I won't update on my story/might discontinue it.
Lots of Love,
A Fellow Human ;]
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