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Author has written 2 stories for Twilight.
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A Blossoming Romance by AbstractSong101 reviews
Edward Masen's life was going exactly as he'd planned - safe, secure, and filled with colour. Carlisle Cullen sees the darker side of life, actively seeking out challenges that most people would shy away from. When they meet, Edward tries to add some colour to Carlisle's life, not realising that in doing so, he may have to let a few shadows into his own.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,948 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 8/28/2013 - Published: 8/3/2013 - Edward, Carlisle - Complete
Resurgam (I shall rise again) by Leola Mae reviews
Carlisle doesn't want to tell Esme about the relief he needs so very badly, but he will anyway because there's just no other way for him to get it…at least not yet. One-shot. CarlislexEsme AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,863 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/20/2013 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
Through Those Dark Gates by Her Ability To Love reviews
Esme is eagerly awaiting Carlisle's return from work one day early in their marriage when she finds a love note he left for her, which sets the tone for a morning of intimacy. One shot. I wrote this for Smut University.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,333 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/17/2013 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
Original Sin by BookwormBaby2580 reviews
What makes a man irredeemable? USC student Bella Swan finds herself asking that question when she gets involved with the sexy, yet tight-lipped Dr. Carlisle Cullen, a man living in a self-imposed purgatory for the undisclosed crimes of his past.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 155,430 - Reviews: 1265 - Favs: 988 - Follows: 584 - Updated: 2/9/2013 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Frost-bitten Heart by cre8iveovadose reviews
Sebastian has been the spirit of winter for as long as he can remember. But he is lonely and sick of wondering whether or not he has a purpose. When he finds Nick, a sad boy about to venture into the abyss of adulthood, Sebastian feels the need to help him and it turns into a quest to save Nick's future and find Sebastian's past. Jack Frost!AU. Nickbastian. Character death.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,766 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/30/2012 - Published: 12/24/2012 - Nick, Sebastian S. - Complete
Viva la Vida by cre8iveovadose reviews
When Sebastian returns to Dalton after a stint in a psych ward, he is enchanted by Nick, a new student. Drawn to each other from the start, Sebastian begins to wonder if maybe he's found his soulmate but his inability to let go of the past and the shocking news of Nick's true identity complicate the matter far beyond his imagining. Nickbastian.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,393 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/2/2012 - Published: 11/27/2012 - Blaine A., Nick, Dalton Academy Warblers, Sebastian S. - Complete
I'll Just Have To Punish You by Cashade reviews
Very short one-shot about what Chris had to say about Darren's FNO video and the consequental gifs that followed on tumblr. WARNING! CrissColfer Fic. I repeat CRISSCOLFER FIC! Also use of a whip and bindings. Won't be good if you don't like this type of thing. I've had this for a while already, just posting it here. It was on ICH dot net.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 864 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/27/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
I've Been Whomping My Willow Thinking About You by ninja-of-pasta reviews
Kurt had a huge crush on Harry Potter when he was younger. Now that's he's older, and has a boyfriend, he doesn't really think about it. One day, though, Blaine finds his old Hogwarts uniform and tries it on and Kurt can't help but feel his old crush coming back.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,128 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/25/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Open Door by Dreaming-Of-A-Nightmare reviews
He knows he shouldn't be looking. Except it's a bit difficult to turn away and walk down the hall when it's so obvious and fascinating and there, almost like an invitation. .:. peepingtom!Sherlock, bottom!John. PWP.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,460 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/23/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
No Regrets, Just Love by WritingGeek27116 reviews
CrissColfer smut. Chris finds Darren's vibrator and sexy times ensue. No real plot, just boy sex. NC-17. Warnings: Vibrators, gay sex. Labelled under Kurt and Blaine because I couldn't find Darren and Chris. Ha.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,819 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Method Acting by amadeuplove reviews
Cooper is trying out for a new role next week that will require him to have a threesome with two guys if he gets the part. Kurt and Blaine are already having a sleepover at the Anderson's when Cooper decides he needs to practice the scene. KurtCoBlaine
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,795 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/11/2012 - Cooper A., Blaine A. - Complete
Go Harder by shanesclaire reviews
"Make me yours, then, Nicky, because I don't know…" Jeff paused to run his hand down to ghost his fingers over Nick's bulge. "It seemed like you wanted Sebastian more." Niff smut. Oneshot.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,511 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Jeff, Nick - Complete
The Perfect Mistake by pavarotti reviews
AU: There's something about knowing when you're going to die that makes life a little easier. But planning your death has it's consequences, especially if fate isn't quite ready for you to disappear. Nick Duval is about to find out how true this is.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,635 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/5/2012 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Nick - Complete
A Hotter Touch by Luna-is-Loony reviews
You think there's a plot to this? You're funny. This is just pure smut. Jeff/Nick/Kurt
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,208 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Jeff, Nick - Complete
Daddy Fixes Everything by klaineography reviews
Blaine has a run in with his father and desperately needs his Daddy to make it better.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,600 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Darren eats his greens, and needs to meet DanRad by stopwhenisaywhen reviews
In which Darren decides that he and Daniel Radcliffe are totally Meg Ryan, and Tom Hanks, in that one movie that's name just slipped his very colorful tongue. Also, where Chris Colfer is a sneaky man, and so is Joey Richter RPF, yeah?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,787 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Forgive Me Father by avioleta reviews
For the Twilight Kink Fest. Prompt: Priest in training. AH, Carlisle/Edward, Rated M. Please see story for original prompt and warnings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,176 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 48 - Published: 12/17/2011 - Carlisle, Edward - Complete
Immortalis Caris by sisterglitch reviews
Gender ambiguous vampire Edward meets human Carlisle, a former crystal meth addict. The beautiful "Dee" offers an alternative addiction and a new life. Dark. Sensual. Adult. Extremely OFF-CANON. Blood, Slash Sex & Drugs. Edward/Carlisle
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 44,468 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/27/2011 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Edward, Carlisle - Complete
The Substance of Nightmares by avioleta reviews
Vampires are a legend, myth. They are the stuff of nightmare, born from superstition, fear, and the remnants of old prejudices. But now Edward must reevaluate everything he thought he knew about truth and reality, about monsters and legends. AU, vampslash
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,403 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/14/2011 - Carlisle, Edward - Complete
When You Speak Or Scream by icedintheveins reviews
He clutches tightly to Kurt's hand, holding onto the only piece of reality he can. Klaine. Oneshot. WARNING! Physical assault, depression, post-traumatic stress disorder, mentions of self-harm and suicidal thoughts.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,105 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Pear Tree by Mariel Nightstalker reviews
Carlisle has an eye-opening encounter with an ex-Wizard. CROSSOVER SLASH Carlisle/Harry
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,380 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 83 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Harry P., Carlisle - Complete
Take This Heart by BookwormBaby2580 reviews
Bella's life is a constant choice between bad and worse until she moves to Forks and meets the one man who can ease her burdens. But trust doesn't always come easily, especially when life has taught you that you're safer on your own. M for abuse and sex.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 111 - Words: 395,836 - Reviews: 4341 - Favs: 1,807 - Follows: 796 - Updated: 5/16/2011 - Published: 10/9/2010 - Carlisle, Bella - Complete
You Are My Home by magan bagan reviews
Esme is doing her best to move on from a bad marriage. Carlisle is trying to get past his own personal demons. Can they help each other heal and move forward when their paths cross. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,357 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Esme, Carlisle - Complete
Headmaster Carlisle by kittenmischief reviews
For our contest winner ninapolitan we present: Headmaster Carlisle. He has a very definite problem whenever a certain teacher is around. Will an unexpected library rendezvous cure him or addict him? CarlislexOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,115 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/12/2009 - Carlisle - Complete
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Deserted reviews
Carlisle's family leaves him to seek their own lives elsewhere, leaving him behind broken and alone with only Edward and Bella to help him through. Why would they all leave their beloved leader? Read and find out. WIP. Let me know if this is something worth continuing. Reviews welcome and generally begged for. This will be a Bella/Edward and Carlisle/OFC story.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,437 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/16/2013 - Published: 6/23/2013 - Bella, Carlisle, Edward
Goodbye My Lover
A tragic love. Aren't they all? Edward is in love with Carlisle, a man who lives two lives. One with the man he loves, and another with his wife. What happens when Carlisle is forced to choose between the two? Can he do it? Or is it too much for him? His decision leaves behind a broken man and a grieving wife. Not a happy story. Slightly AU and all human. Carlisle/Edward/Esme.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,024 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/25/2013 - Carlisle, Edward, Esme - Complete