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Joined 05-26-03, id: 391204
Author has written 13 stories for Devil May Cry, Dune, Soul Calibur, Grand Theft Auto, Lord of the Rings, and Star Wars.

In case it matters, I used to be known as Talyn1, so don't go looking for anything new under that name. I have a nasty habit of running several stories at the same time, but I always get them finished, one way or another. I'm a video game junkie. My brother and I are both fans of Dance Dance Revolution, though he seems to be having an emotional slump these days. He forces me to play Super Monkey Ball 2 a lot. I'm an anime junkie also. Outside of the house, I'm a nature freak. Either way, I'm a freak. Action movies are my idea of a chick flick. I've been writing since I was old enough to do so.

I know I've been gone a long time, but I still read other people's stuff. A lot of my time has had to be shared between writing and schoolwork. I have another DMC story in the planning, and I'm scouting other potential topics (read: victims) to write about. Check me out at Gaiaonline.com if you dare. Same screen name. Have fun, and keep writing. I know I am.

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Shining Stars by DoctorMalloryHolmes reviews
We all know the story of James, but what if you tagged along and were his girlfriend. This is the story of the two of you, on the night before and day of his death. Be prepared to cry. James x Reader
Third Star - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,716 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/25/2012 - James G. - Complete
Three Bags Full by Cross the Sky reviews
It was all just a big misunderstanding, really. Nothing inappropriate had been going on at all! But Jansen still found himself banished to a Toscan barn, despite his drunken protests.
Lost Odyssey - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,575 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Complete
Ice and Flame by Lady NeverAfterNon reviews
Xev has a nightmare, and a new unknown element has joined the crew's list of allies, or is it adversaries? Xev/Kai.
Lexx - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,879 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Complete
In Lacking Epinephrine by Ovo reviews
Wherein Kaim learns Jansen's skills, because Seth doesn't want to.
Lost Odyssey - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 800 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Complete
Mother Amaterasu by atlantiandragoness reviews
There's one thing Amaterasu knows for sure and its this: She has way too many kids.
Okami - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,647 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Amaterasu, 13 Brush Gods - Complete
Opposites Attract by ebon-drake reviews
A silly fanfic run amuck that explores what happens when a plan to gain Allura's affections once and for all backfires on Lotor. Even more hideous oldness! Set in the DoTU timeline. Contains mild adult content and language. Rated T. COMPLETE.
Voltron - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 52,486 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/24/2008 - Published: 12/20/2001 - Allura, Lotor - Complete
Tainted by kritty reviews
Rikimaru has his wounds licked and takes revenge on the only one that has managed to beat him
Tenchu - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 661 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Complete
Kaim: Taker of Candies by Byakko reviews
Like taking candy from a baby" - I'm sure we're all familiar with Kaim's worst victory phrase. Now read its shocking origin! One-shot. Humor.
Lost Odyssey - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,205 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Complete
Scarlet Rage by FinalFantasyVIIMya reviews
When a new threat with a familiar feel targets Marlene, Aerith sends help in the form of an old aquaintence. Fuller summary inside. Twelve years after AC.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,063 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/18/2008 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Kadaj, Marlene W.
The Secret Diary of Motoko by twiknham reviews
Both spoof and serious thoughts from Ghost in the Shell anime, Motoko POV. Had to upgrade to M. For MK's mouth and lack of concern for typical gender roles.
Ghost in the Shell - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,051 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/22/2008 - Published: 1/12/2005
Corpse God Bar Fight! by KennySheep reviews
Mantorok vs. The Forgotten One in the bar fight of the century!
Eternal Darkness - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,227 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 8/7/2007 - Published: 7/19/2007
Stop crying for Otousan! by XBECKX reviews
The never ending joy of utter pampering to one's son. Minato never ending problems all start with a bundle of blonde haired joy. Childhood fanfiction of Father & Son. Naruto and Minato
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,581 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 6/11/2007 - Published: 12/26/2006 - Minato N., Naruto U.
Shinobi No Kokoro by Mikami Yuriko reviews
After the defeat of Tenrai, when the country was at peace, the two silent ninjas silently sort out their own problems. Throughout fate's tests, their love proved ever steadfast ever loyal. PAIRING: Rikimaru x Ayame. WARNING: OOC, LANGUAGE, LEMON, ANGST. C
Tenchu - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,395 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/4/2006 - Complete
An Extremely Messed Up Resident Evil 4 by Death by Jello reviews
Leon and the crappiest treasures? A vending machine in the pueblo? Chief Mendez having the munchies? Magical Hot Dog Powers Mello Yello molotov cocktails? Is Leon in the right area for finding the president's daughter? Find out now! R&R!
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,011 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/24/2005 - Published: 3/13/2005
Meet the Skywalkers by LVB reviews
AU. Anakin and his family are meeting up for their weekend away at their Naboo lake retreat. What happens when his 18 year old daughter brings home an unwanted guest? COMPLETE
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 18,744 - Reviews: 628 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 7/9/2005 - Published: 5/14/2005 - Anakin Skywalker, Han S. - Complete
Monty Python and the Holy Jewel by Aelaer reviews
A wellwritten Monty Python and the Holy Grail crossover, taking place in a warped Fourth Age of Middleearth… what has the world come to?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,027 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/19/2004 - Published: 6/12/2004
Shaving Cream by Sangfroid reviews
One-shot humor-fic. Rivendell is all a-panic, elves running hither and thither, and poor mortal Aragorn is caught in the middle- but what could have the Elves in such a riot? Well, it's not Orcs, I'll give you that much.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,026 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/6/2004 - Aragorn, Elrohir - Complete
Breakfast at Aragorn's by cosmo-queen reviews
The morning after his coronation, Aragorn decides to cook breakfast for his friends and loved ones. Has he bitten off more than he can chew?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,304 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 11 - Updated: 4/17/2004 - Published: 1/23/2004 - Aragorn, Arwen U.
Twins3: Hijacked Honeymoon by KittandChips reviews
AU. Anakin and Padmé's attempt to have a romantic holiday is thwarted by their eight year old twins.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,189 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/1/2004 - Published: 3/30/2004 - Anakin Skywalker - Complete
The Diaries of Darth Vader by Jandalf the Orange reviews
What happens when our favorite Sith lord gets his gloves on his own personal diary? A look underneath Vader's helmet by the wonderful people from the sw.com message boards...R&R
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,570 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Published: 3/30/2004
A Very Important Shoe by The Wonderful Snipe reviews
Paul loses his shoe one morning.
Dune - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 832 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 9 - Published: 2/10/2004
Quirks by Emerald Embers reviews
Griffon muses that teaching isn't so bad after all. Humanised Griffon x Humanised Nightmare. Slashy content.
Devil May Cry - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 933 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/24/2004 - Griffon, Nightmare - Complete
COPS: Vice City by Jose Philipe Mendola reviews
COPS in Vice City. Everythig they cant say or do. 4 of a few up. Please R&R
Grand Theft Auto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,697 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 1/6/2004 - Published: 11/29/2003
Innocence by Emerald Embers reviews
Because it's Christmas and sweetness is good. Griffon thinks about what makes his lover so special. Rated PG-12 for yaoi and mildly disturbing material.
Devil May Cry - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 849 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/25/2003 - Griffon, Nightmare - Complete
Turnabout by Renfield1 reviews
D.S. wakes up . . . female. It's all downhill from there. Warning, this story is *completely frivolous.* Ch4 now up.
Bastard - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,630 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/29/2003 - Published: 9/1/2002
Prank Calls by Glinting Chrome reviews
wesker receives prank calls. He gets mad. He gets even.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,534 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/27/2003
Tenchu 3: Wrath of Khan by Semper-Solus reviews
Rikimaru gets drunk just before his next game
Tenchu - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 404 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/28/2003
Twins2: Lost On Coruscant by KittandChips reviews
AU. Anakin and Obi-Wan are reunited for another adventure, after Anakin 'misplaces' his seven year old twins on Coruscant.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,517 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/19/2003 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Gregg's Bad Skull Day by gandalfthegray reviews
At long last... A GREGG STORY!!! As you might have guessed, being an Agent of Death can be a bit hard. What happened to Gregg in the game? What adventures (or misadventures) might he have to face? This is my first story, so PLEASE R/R!!!
Conker's Bad Fur Day - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,587 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/13/2003
Celeborn's Surprise by Aijin reviews
The Fellowship stops over in 'Lorien and Celeborn gathers them for counsel. He never expected a musical number. [Humor, Parody, Slash, Cross-dressing, Author Liberty Abuse]
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,195 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/18/2003 - Aragorn, Legolas
Bram Stoker's Alucard by Teleute reviews
A silly parody about Francis Ford Coppola's movie: "Bram Stoker's Dracula", staring the Hellsing's cast, of course. Please review
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,200 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/28/2002 - Published: 10/20/2002
Lies and Truth by Tamysan reviews
Allura and Keith marry the ultimate fairy tale ending. But Allura soon discovers that her marriage is a lie. implied nondescriptive YAOI between VF characters, Lotor & Ally pairing. If you don't like it, don't read it! Completed!
Voltron - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,121 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/9/2002 - Complete
Angels May Laugh, and So may You by Jack Nief the Mighty Thief reviews
The Final Chapter is up, up up!! Nowhurry up and review!! :D
Devil May Cry - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,487 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/13/2002 - Published: 3/7/2002
Anakin and the Twins by KittandChips reviews
AU in which Anakin never turned. Anakin has to look after his six year old twins for the day, and gets more than he bargained for. Mostly humor and a bit of mush.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,344 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/22/2002 - Anakin Skywalker - Complete
Bass Ackwards Romance by Tamysan reviews
Lotor finally leaves Allura alone so why is she upset? Find out.. LotorAllura romance. Completed!
Voltron - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,541 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/21/2002 - Complete
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Death Island reviews
This is a stand alone offshoot of my original universe series starting with Dirty Halo. Dante and Lilith crash land on an island where the natives are led, and terrorized, by an impostor who claims to be the son of Sparda.
Devil May Cry - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,199 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 8/25/2006 - Published: 8/11/2005 - Complete
Night Visitor reviews
The spirit of Anakin Skywalker decides to pay the Solo kids a visit late one night. Finished.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,173 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 11/13/2005 - Published: 6/22/2005 - Anakin Skywalker, Leia O. - Complete
What Nightmares May Come reviews
Leia has a near death experience and must depend on the spirit of Anakin Skywalker to return to the living. Finished, and edited to cure minor confusion.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,531 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/2/2005 - Published: 6/22/2005 - Anakin Skywalker, Leia O. - Complete
Sangraal Ascendant
Alternate Universe, sequel to My Beautiful Sin. Dante returns after a two and a half century journey to find the empire in another conflict, and the heir apparent is in danger of being sacrificed to give rise to a new era of horror.
Devil May Cry - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,346 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/27/2005 - Published: 3/28/2005 - Complete
My Beautiful Sin reviews
Alternate Universe, sequel to World of Darkness. Dante is in the process of annexing Mundus's territories to his own, but things go awry when a rogue angel upsets the cosmic balance when she uses a taboo artifact to strip all demons of their powers.
Devil May Cry - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,507 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 3/18/2005 - Published: 9/23/2004 - Complete
The Lord of the Rings Picture Show reviews
What do you get when you cross The Lord of the Rings with The Rocky Horror Picture Show? Total and unforgivable nonsense.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,873 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 8/26/2004 - Published: 8/22/2004 - Aragorn, Arwen U. - Complete
World of Darkness reviews
Alternate Universe. What if Sparda had not rebelled against Mundus 2000 years ago? Dante and Vergil are rulers of a world gone mad as they battle Mundus for the fate of mankind. I need to get off the caffeine.
Devil May Cry - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,034 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 8/19/2004 - Published: 6/28/2004 - Complete
A Really Bad Day in Vice City reviews
This is the twisted tale of Cassandra, an everyday citizen of Vice City who's having a really bad day.
Grand Theft Auto - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,965 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 7/12/2004 - Published: 6/21/2004 - Complete
Song of the Beloved reviews
This takes place immediately after Soul Calibur 2. Xianghua's having some emotional conflict regarding her feelings for Kilik. Maxi knows something she doesn't, so it's up to him to play matchmaker.
Soul Calibur - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,387 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/21/2004 - Published: 6/17/2004 - Complete
Lost Desert Flower reviews
This is a short little diddy on Alia Atreides. It takes place between Dune and Dune Messiah. It focuses on Alia's reaction to Jessica's decision to return to Caladan alone.
Dune - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,607 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/17/2004 - Complete
Gambit of Honor reviews
Continuation of Path of Blood Deanna returns with a present, but revealing anything else would be telling. Unfortunately, she brings something unpleasant with her.
Devil May Cry - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,949 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 6/16/2004 - Published: 9/17/2003 - Complete
Path of Blood reviews
Sequel to Dirty Halo. My brother hounded me for this one. This time, Lilith learns the power behind Sparda's Sorrow, and an ancestral enemy shows up with an unexpected guest.
Devil May Cry - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,116 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/16/2003 - Complete
Dirty Halo reviews
I wrote this as part of a dare from my little brother. It's fatherly woes as Dante deals with a daughter with devil powers and a demon set out to destroy her.
Devil May Cry - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 37,922 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/27/2003 - Complete