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Hi, Sam here. I really don't know how to write these things so... *cough cough*...

Anyhoo, if your on my wall that means you like my stuff! Or it just means your looking for the Throw Rotten Vegetabes Button...

REVIEW!!!

Things About Me...

Music... I listen to a lot of music when I'm writting my Fics. Some of my personal favorites are: Metric, My Chemical Romance, Florence and the Machine, Paramore, Passion Pit, The Black Keys, Regina Spektor. . . etc. . .(I know, completely random), and a bunch of other crap I can't think of right now.

All time favorite movies...TWILIGHT! Obviously, although, the books are far superior...BRIDESMAIDS! God, it's frickin' funny!...WATER FOR ELEPHANTS! The book is wonderful as well...HARRY POTTER! Yes, yes, these books are awesome too...HORRIBLE BOSSES!... HUNGER GAMES! Surprise, surprise, those books are great...That's all I can think of as of now...

Books that are amazing...TWILGIHT!...WATER FOR ELEPHANTS!...HARRY POTTER!...HUNGER GAMES!...THE HOST!...CRAZY DANGEROUS!...MISS. PEGERINE'S HOME FOR PECULIAR CHILDREN!...

Things that make me happy...Reviews are the key to any writers heart...along with chocolate and Wint-O-Green, Lifesaver mints.

Funniest People Alive: Jenna Marbles, Eddie Izzard, Kristen Wiig, Andy Samberg, Bill Hader, Jason Sudeikis; actually the entire cast of SNL current and past.

TV: I don't watch much TV, but I would die without Pretty Little Liars, Psych, and Saturday Night Live.

And that is about it...

I will try my darndest to mention Milwaukee, Wisconsin in every fanfiction I write. Because WE are the big cheese!!!

I am also a dedicated member of Team Rip Jacob Up Into Itty Bitty Pieces, Then Throw Him Into A Burning Pit of Fire and Gather All of the Ashes and Litter Them Into Shark Infested Waters. Those poor sharks. . . Yeah . . . I totally made that up, but it's still true nonetheless!

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The Heiress of Lord Henry More by Nofrure reviews
Bella is a young doctor who during a flight is asked to help an old man. This is how she meets the man who should have been her grandfather, becoming The Heiress of 12 billion dollars, putting her in the path of Lord Edward Cullen. It will surprise you
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 29 - Words: 140,720 - Reviews: 1452 - Favs: 1,590 - Follows: 1,940 - Updated: 4/3 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Bella, Edward
The Day The Earth Stood Still by Sare Liz reviews
An AU rewrite of the entire series, largely from Edward's POV. -Winner of two Mystic Awards.- Outtakes found in DVMR.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 337,124 - Reviews: 5120 - Favs: 3,421 - Follows: 2,775 - Updated: 2/10 - Published: 3/14/2009 - Bella, Edward
Fill Me with Your Poison by Nolebucgrl reviews
Bella Swan's intrigued by vampires. Edward Cullen's bored and alone. What happens when they meet? AU, vampire. Rated M. Inspired by Katy Perry's ET.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,281 - Reviews: 1255 - Favs: 1,411 - Follows: 1,492 - Updated: 1/5 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Bella, Edward
Just Another High School Story by Shinx1912 reviews
Shy girl Bella Swan, starts getting love letters. Why is everyone warning her against her secret admirer? Is it prank? When the admirer is revealed Bella almost loses all her friends defending him. Is she right to help him or is he hiding something? And what happens when Bella starts to fall for another. Edward and Bella story
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,242 - Reviews: 1425 - Favs: 674 - Follows: 658 - Updated: 5/21/2013 - Published: 11/23/2010 - Bella, Edward
Words with Friends by Nolebucgrl reviews
Bella Swan has a major crush on a major star, Edward Cullen. They have an obsession with the same game. Can they connect through Words with Friends and become more than that? Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 62 - Words: 353,055 - Reviews: 19216 - Favs: 7,954 - Follows: 6,558 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dine and Dash by KittyTylz reviews
Bella gets dared dine&dash but is caught by the restaurants owner, Edward Cullen. He's a 19-year-old dangerously attractive but deadly gangster. The well connected leader of the Shadow Fangs, he also happens to be the enemy of the gang her best friend Jacob belongs to and she's stuck in his territory to avoid a permanent record. AH/AU,Possessward,Torch Awards Peoples Choice Winner
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 222,439 - Reviews: 2231 - Favs: 1,780 - Follows: 2,081 - Updated: 4/10/2013 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Edward, Bella
Hunted In Seattle by Elise de Sallier reviews
Edward wasn't the only vampire to find Bella's scent mouthwatering. A delay in her journey meant she never made it to Forks, but she did become a vampire…in the worst possible way. What sort of a newborn will she make without the Cullens to guide her, and what will she think of Edward when they meet? No rape or graphic violence . Edward & Bella HEA...eventually.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 81,317 - Reviews: 2884 - Favs: 943 - Follows: 754 - Updated: 2/10/2013 - Published: 7/21/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
In Love And War by KittyTylz reviews
Young mob Prince. I'm ruthless, powerful, good looking and wealthy. At times women die for me, literally. How hard can it be getting one teenager to fall in love with me? Apparently, impossible... She's spirited. Her mind works backwards. And I can't get her out of my head! They said 'all's fair…' They lied. Now I'm playing dirty. And I'm keeping her. AH/AU Mobward/Possessiveward
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 38,505 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 596 - Updated: 2/6/2013 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Bella, Edward
In the Shadow of Your Heart by BellaFlan reviews
Edward didn't mean to kidnap Bella and hold her hostage, but she holds a secret that could destroy his family. Lucifer was an angel too, and love isn't always wholly benevolent. Vamp AU, B/E, Romance/Horror
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 58,462 - Reviews: 1862 - Favs: 1,124 - Follows: 1,409 - Updated: 2/4/2013 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Edward, Bella
Dark Goddess: E&B Version by Lissa Bryan reviews
A free-spirited archaeologist & a shy, absent-minded genius find a 500 year old vampire who thinks she's a goddess. They're try to sneak back to the US, teach her about the modern world, and trying very, very hard not to fall in love with the Dark Goddess. OOC/AU/Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 154,588 - Reviews: 2769 - Favs: 1,484 - Follows: 1,281 - Updated: 11/24/2012 - Published: 3/28/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Better Than Pie by savannavansmutsmut reviews
Bella decides marriage will solve her financial problems and auctions herself off as a wife, only to be bought for an unsuspecting Edward by his meddling but well-meaning Down Syndrome brother, Emmett. Hysterically all-human. Banner done by Kyndall Viscia
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 133,042 - Reviews: 6369 - Favs: 3,544 - Follows: 3,012 - Updated: 11/6/2012 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Turning Page by TwistingTwilight reviews
Bella Swan is getting married in two months. But nothing seems right. Jake's not the man she loves... Turns out she's already married to Edward Cullen, a man she can't remember after her accident, and when they meet again, he's not letting her go twice.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 64,187 - Reviews: 1777 - Favs: 1,756 - Follows: 1,119 - Updated: 9/13/2012 - Published: 4/30/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Win Some, Lose Some by Savage7289 reviews
Disorder has always been an issue for me - I just can't stand the unexpected. Everything in my life has been turned upside down, and I have no one to turn to. Do I? Quick Fic. EPOV. M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 75 - Words: 108,875 - Reviews: 15024 - Favs: 2,912 - Follows: 2,281 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 3/13/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Geekboy's Life by Edward'sDreamCatcher reviews
Edward Cullen is the loneliest boy in Forks High. Constantly picked on and bullied, he's never had a friend or companion. But he's always held on to the hope that he'll meet someone who see's more than just the geek. And Edward's about to meet that person
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 26,569 - Reviews: 463 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 8/5/2012 - Published: 5/3/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Better than Pie Outtake donation for the 4NKH by savannavansmutsmut reviews
This is a collection of several scenes in Edward, Emmett, and Bella's lives as they grew up and some background on them. It's freaking funny so you should pee first.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,479 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 52 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Written in the Stars by Lissa Bryan reviews
Edward is king of a dying race, his planet torn by civil war. Bella is abducted to become his bride. From college student to Queen... Can she learn to love this strange man and help save his people? AU/OOC, Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 33 - Words: 167,029 - Reviews: 7599 - Favs: 7,777 - Follows: 3,327 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
There Will Be Freedom by johnnyboy7 reviews
Sequel to the story There Will Be Blood. Two years have passed. Bella and Edward are safe on their island but will the dark underworld of crime pull them back in? Rated M for language, lemons, dark scenes, and violence.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 42 - Words: 319,532 - Reviews: 11773 - Favs: 5,560 - Follows: 4,126 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Practice to Deceive by Livie79 reviews
I saw her today. I wasn't impressed. But he wanted her, and that was enough for me. She was just collateral damage. AH ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 131,761 - Reviews: 4548 - Favs: 2,963 - Follows: 2,323 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Shamrocks and Shenanigans by mathisson reviews
Bella is working for a catering and event planning company. She has just about pulled off the reception of the year when she's introduced to Edward Cullen, mafia boss. Can he show her that even bad guys can be good .AH/CC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 107,001 - Reviews: 5784 - Favs: 4,588 - Follows: 3,249 - Updated: 6/30/2012 - Published: 3/28/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Enough by 2brown-eyes reviews
Bella is the caretaker of her group of friends. They take advantage of that and treat her like a doormat. Her self-esteem has her scared she will lose them if she speaks up. One day Bella had enough and snapped. Now she is missing. Can they find her? A/H.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 111,632 - Reviews: 905 - Favs: 848 - Follows: 650 - Updated: 6/11/2012 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Reeling by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
..."I still found it hard to imagine that it only took three weeks from that fateful Miami news report release for the world to become unrecognizable." AU/AH. Our favorite characters fight to survive in the zombie apocalypse, only to realize that the infected are not always the most terrifying monsters in a deteriorating society. BxE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 617 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 77 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Bella, Edward
Bonne Foi by Amethyst Jackson reviews
AU. Edward Masen was changed in 1918 and abandoned by his sire. He feeds on human blood, unaware of any other way…until he stumbles across college freshman Bella Swan for a night that will change everything.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 169,901 - Reviews: 14455 - Favs: 10,160 - Follows: 7,823 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
My Girl by anhanninen reviews
"I laid my head against the stone, letting the tears fall from my eyes. Suddenly, I felt a breeze on my back. I closed my eyes, wishing it was her touch. Maybe it was. Maybe she was here with me." AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,439 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 48 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
DVMR: The Outtakes by Sare Liz reviews
Here are the outtakes from 'The Day The Earth Stood Still'.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,771 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Bella, Edward
For Whom The Bell Tolls by CyraBear reviews
There's a dusty old bookstore in Seattle where the proprietor keeps odd hours and knows the location of every book in his stock. What surprises hide in its stacks?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 49 - Words: 130,447 - Reviews: 4278 - Favs: 2,549 - Follows: 2,496 - Updated: 2/3/2012 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Bella, Edward
Stranded by dangerousandbeautiful reviews
Edward and Bella get on the same plane,but it crashes in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean. Bella and Edward are the only survivors, and they luckily find a deserted island to stay on until someone finds them. But can they survive each other? All Human OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 100,990 - Reviews: 2382 - Favs: 2,418 - Follows: 1,600 - Updated: 12/20/2011 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Butterfly Effect by LyricalKris reviews
Edward's fall from grace destroyed not only his life, but the lives of those he loved the most. When he passes out teetering on the edge of total destruction and wakes up 17 again, how many times will he have to repeat the same day to set things right?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 104,627 - Reviews: 2521 - Favs: 1,517 - Follows: 753 - Updated: 11/29/2011 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Vampire in the Basement by michellephants reviews
While hunting one afternoon, the boys stumble upon what appears to be a corpse. When they learn it's a severely broken vampire, they take him home to do what they can to help. But of course, fate has plans for this man. Canon Couples. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 164,189 - Reviews: 11408 - Favs: 8,712 - Follows: 6,545 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Running To You by 2brown-eyes reviews
Bella at a breaking point jumps not for fun, but to end it in NM. She is thinking that her death will stop Victoria's revenge. She is saved by Alice and runs off to Brazil when she figures out that Edward still loves her. But will it be that easy? M for language. BxE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 65,009 - Reviews: 455 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 9/17/2011 - Published: 6/17/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Whenever You Call by Blueking141 reviews
Bella was always curious of the green-eyed man and outcast in the corner table of the coffee shop. When they finally meet, she is amazed by him, but she doesn't know what she got herself into. Will the dark side of Edward cause Bella to give up on him?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 471,216 - Reviews: 2671 - Favs: 1,511 - Follows: 865 - Updated: 8/20/2011 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Troubled by savannavansmutsmut reviews
Troubled high school bad boy Edward is in love with college girl Bella. Will he find a way to make her forget his age and seduce her? Will she forget he's just a boy and give in? All Human and rated M for language
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 104,784 - Reviews: 1092 - Favs: 755 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 8/12/2011 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Blood Wars by frostflower314 reviews
The Blood Wars were fought over the last surviving humans after an epidemic swept the globe. In Forks, Bella is the only human left alive. How will the Cullens protect her when starving vampires are waging war over the last few drops of human blood.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 119,990 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 6/22/2011 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Edward, Bella
Red by Oxygen.and.Cucumber reviews
Bella hated Edward, and Edward hated Bella. Or so she thought. Forced to work with him for the money, there's no escaping his anger, his resentment, and... his love. AH/AU EDITING IN PROGRESS: CHAPTER 1-4 DONE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,721 - Reviews: 3714 - Favs: 1,922 - Follows: 1,060 - Updated: 2/22/2011 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Bella, Edward
There Will Be Blood by johnnyboy7 reviews
Edward Cullen,25,the son of a Chicago mob boss. He is second-in-command, cold and dangerous. Bella Swan,18,small town girl who has just enrolled as a freshman at Northwestern. A story about how love can survive in the cruelest of worlds.Very OCC.Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 48 - Words: 368,286 - Reviews: 12179 - Favs: 8,638 - Follows: 3,964 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Surviving as the Fittest by BruiserSkinGirl reviews
Sequel to Survival of the Fittest: Edward and Bella are still together. But after an unexpected change in the Organization's leadership, Bella and Edward find that it's may be more difficult than they thought to live through it together.LIMITED UPDATES!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,512 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 492 - Updated: 2/5/2011 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Bella, Edward
BRONZE by mothlights reviews
Edward is a rebellious newborn lashing out at those who try to help him. At his wit's end, Carlisle asks Isabella, the woman who was once his mentor, to take Edward in until his bloodlust cools. ExB Very AU - COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 72,739 - Reviews: 1613 - Favs: 1,861 - Follows: 830 - Updated: 1/11/2011 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Little Plastic Castle by Lawn Girl reviews
Even the best built castles sometimes fall. In a coffee shop, in a city...two people struggle to remember how to put those pieces back together.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,171 - Reviews: 969 - Favs: 881 - Follows: 353 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Tutor by ItzMegan73 reviews
New student Bella Swan needs to break out of her shy exterior and her guidance counselor has the answer: tutoring. And Bella is too new to know she shouldn’t want to tutor Edward Cullen.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 162,443 - Reviews: 6565 - Favs: 9,255 - Follows: 2,878 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Future in the Past by Sweet Emotion reviews
Bella is able to go back to the year 1918. She meets Edward and they fall in love. When she is forced back to her own century, thinking he's died, she discovers some big surprises when she exiles herself to Forks.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 98,565 - Reviews: 1366 - Favs: 1,232 - Follows: 1,183 - Updated: 11/28/2010 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Bella, Edward
Distractions by windchymes reviews
An unexpected discovery and Bella realises Edward lied when he left her. She is determined to find him, but as she searches she finds there is more to Edward Cullen than she ever realised.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 17 - Words: 184,779 - Reviews: 3186 - Favs: 3,246 - Follows: 1,323 - Updated: 11/12/2010 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
TruckNapper and DB hit the Windy City by Mk Marie reviews
The spin off to Tales of a Charming Truck-Napper. This won't make any sense if you don't read that one first. Read and review. Thanks guys!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,824 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 523 - Updated: 11/10/2010 - Published: 8/16/2010
A Love Story For The Ages by missrebecca reviews
NOMINATED FOR A SHIMMER AWARD! Edward was changed in 1918 unaware that his betrothed lay dying in an alley outside the hospital. Every eighteen years she comes back to him, only to die a horrible death. Can they find a way to stop it, before it's too lat
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,044 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Femme Docs and Kevlar Knights by A Cullen Wannabe reviews
Bella is a first yr medical intern who was raised by her brother Emmett and his friends after their parents died when she was 16. When a night in the ER turns dangerous can her boys, now members of the best SWAT team in Chicago save her? Lang/Lem/complete
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 61 - Words: 433,665 - Reviews: 6129 - Favs: 5,143 - Follows: 2,284 - Updated: 9/16/2010 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Legendary by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
COMPLETE. Preternaturally irresistible, devastatingly charming Edward Cullen seems to have some strange power over the females in Forks…and Bella is scared she might know just what it is.M for language & naughty fun. Part mystery, part drama, all Edward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 53,788 - Reviews: 1880 - Favs: 2,490 - Follows: 1,153 - Updated: 9/8/2010 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bad Fauxmance by stella luna sky reviews
Typical formula: boy meets girl. Boy befriends girl. Boy falls in love with girl. Girl has no idea. Boy is afraid to tell her, because Boy - me, Edward Cullen - has been pretending to be gay to keep Girl's man-hating self in his life. AH/M. COMPLETE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 40,411 - Reviews: 4126 - Favs: 3,410 - Follows: 2,390 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Complete
The Tales of a Charming TruckNapper by Mk Marie reviews
Edward makes one memorable first impression! "Stop listening to my music, get off my cell phone, and bring back my truck!" I seethed. "Now!" Are first impressions really the most important? Let's hope not. AU-HUMAN. OOC. All canon couples.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 114,368 - Reviews: 5634 - Favs: 2,823 - Follows: 1,375 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Goodnight, Noises Everywhere by Feisty Y. Beden reviews
Bella is the only survivor of a virus which has killed off the human race. Is there anyone-anything-still alive on this dying planet? Entry for the Twilight 25 Challenge. Post-apocalyptic good times. Bella/Edward
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 63,043 - Reviews: 2893 - Favs: 2,059 - Follows: 1,150 - Updated: 8/9/2010 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Complete
Survival of the Fittest by BruiserSkinGirl reviews
Bella is a homeless girl, Edward is a member of organized crime. She's discovered in a dumpster after a hit is carried out by Edward and two others. Will he kill her like he's killed other witnesses? Or will he take her under his wing?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 45 - Words: 82,094 - Reviews: 2002 - Favs: 2,006 - Follows: 885 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Deluded by FantasyMother reviews
Edward lowered his eyes to his lap, uncomfortable with my question. He grabbed a grape off the table, popped it in his mouth and chewed. I saw him blush-I could almost hear his heartbeat. "Bella, I live in the woods because I'm a vampire." B/E,OOC,AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 24 - Words: 125,136 - Reviews: 1642 - Favs: 1,061 - Follows: 506 - Updated: 6/23/2010 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Haunted Destiny by CS112 reviews
*COMPLETE* Edward kills Bella on the first day that he meets her. He and his family move away but the ghost of Bella follows him. Can they manage to course correct their destinies and end up the way that they were meant to? Pleae R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,124 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/17/2010 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Tides of Fate by SparklingTwilight reviews
After four years in a bad relationship, and two years of depressed seclusion, Alice and Rosalie drag best friend Bella on a tropical vacation designed by fate. AH OOC. B/E, R/Em, A/J. Rated M for future lemony goodness and occasional strong lang.PLS R&R
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 365,101 - Reviews: 4524 - Favs: 4,744 - Follows: 1,988 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Blindingly Beautiful by BottledCoke reviews
Bella's been blind since she was little. Edward is the next heir to Cullen INC but to take over he has to get married and have a heir in 5 years or less. He meets Bella at Jaspers party and makes her a deal she can't refuse. ExB, JxA, AU/AH, Lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 79,339 - Reviews: 1203 - Favs: 1,569 - Follows: 888 - Updated: 3/17/2010 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Kidnapped by madcowre reviews
Bella and Edward have grown up hating each other, much to the frustration of their parents. But when they are thrown together in a traumatic event, can they put aside their differences to survive and maybe even fall in love. E/B AU AH Lemons,Lang,Dark Th
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 279,420 - Reviews: 5670 - Favs: 6,356 - Follows: 2,114 - Updated: 3/7/2010 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Brother's Best Friend by jennlynnfs reviews
AU/AH: Seven years have passed since Edward and Bella last saw each other. Now, with Edward's return to Seattle, Bella wonders what drove away her brother's best friend all those years ago. *More detailed summary included with chapter 1.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 254,658 - Reviews: 5965 - Favs: 8,551 - Follows: 5,176 - Updated: 2/28/2010 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Taking Your Own Advice by xvampiree reviews
Advice columnist, Bella Swan, meets a handsome stranger in a dark alleyway. They have a one night stand and she falls pregnant. What happens when he becomes the editor of the newspaper she works at? OOC AH Canon. M for language and lemons. E/B. Complete.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 60,802 - Reviews: 1566 - Favs: 2,134 - Follows: 814 - Updated: 2/27/2010 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Talent Search by Stephen King Reincarnated reviews
Darkward. Bella and Alice are captured by a group of vampires searching for talented humans to turn. '“I’m not in a good mood, so I suggest you keep your mouth shut, or I’ll carry you back inside one piece at a time,” Edward threatened.'
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 24,990 - Reviews: 526 - Favs: 576 - Follows: 528 - Updated: 2/20/2010 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Rain Season by elusivetwilight reviews
After trauma of losing her parents, Bella receives a letter from old family friend Esme inviting her to come to Scotland where she and her family are currently settled. Angsty read with AH cast and perhaps Edward in a kilt.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 30 - Words: 184,578 - Reviews: 2775 - Favs: 3,244 - Follows: 1,385 - Updated: 2/20/2010 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Welcome to the Real World Outtakes by Mk Marie reviews
Missing scenes from my story, Welcome to the Real World. It includes EPOV from when Bella tells him of the pregnancy, CPOV when he sees her file, the boys at Toys R'us, the birthing class, and many others.Read Real World first or it won't make any sense
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,438 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 2/16/2010 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Bella, Edward
Talent Search Edward's POV by Stephen King Reincarnated reviews
A group of vampires go to Forks to find talented humans to turn. This is Talent Search from Edward's POV. Come on, you know you want to read this.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,276 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 88 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Boycotting Valentine's Day by jennlynnfs reviews
Valentine's Day approaches, but Bella chooses to hang out with her best friend Alice. They decide to boycott Valentine's Day. Non-Valentine's Day activites are planned, including no boys. But, Alice's brothers, Edward and Emmett, don't count, right?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,051 - Reviews: 1189 - Favs: 1,306 - Follows: 671 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Your Guardian Angel by Mimi-Love-4ever reviews
Protect your charges, child, whoever they are. Remember the rules." Seven new charges for me to protect, unheard of. From what, is the concerning part. Great. ExB, JxA, RxEm, CxE. First fanfic. :D
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 61 - Words: 256,834 - Reviews: 1435 - Favs: 762 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 11/24/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Reassigned Identity by Mk Marie reviews
Bella Swan:Anti-marriage, bad dating record. Edward Cullen:CIA Agent with a dark past. After witnessing something traumatic Bella is put under witness protection where she must pose as "Agent Cullen's" wife. What could go wrong? Now that you've asked..
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 117,548 - Reviews: 4753 - Favs: 3,783 - Follows: 1,378 - Updated: 1/4/2010 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Secrets and Santas by stella luna sky reviews
When Bella is assigned quiet Edward Masen for her secret Santa, she has no clue what to get him. The plan: get to know him. The outcome: what she could have never anticipated. One-shot written for ohthosecullenboys and Fandom Gives Back. rated for lang.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,297 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 1,039 - Follows: 182 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Emperors of Washington by gallantcorkscrews reviews
Edward is a killer. But it can't be explained away by his vampire nature. He's just a sociopathic, human teenager. CAN I MAKE A LOVE STORY OUT OF THIS? ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,778 - Reviews: 2532 - Favs: 1,794 - Follows: 1,044 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Stay by MandyLeigh87 reviews
Do you ever have those dreams? The ones where the hot “Hollywood It Boy” miraculously shows up on your doorstep to use your bathroom. Or he accidentally bumps into you at a bar and offers to buy you a drink. What if it came true? E/B AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,261 - Reviews: 562 - Favs: 711 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 10/12/2009 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Welcome to the Real World by Mk Marie reviews
Bella and Edward have been friends for years. What happens to their relationship when she comes home for a visit, carrying a secret that will change everything? How will it affect all the others? All Human, AU. All canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 180,550 - Reviews: 2561 - Favs: 1,395 - Follows: 548 - Updated: 9/25/2009 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
If Love Could Light a Candle by Pastiche Pen reviews
Edward Cullen: telepath, vampire, and psychologist. When a new patient ignites unfamiliar feelings in his soul, can he reconcile his past with his future? A la Midnight Sun. Warnings: Violence, lots of character death, and the usual. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 13 - Words: 112,620 - Reviews: 2847 - Favs: 3,112 - Follows: 1,553 - Updated: 9/25/2009 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Good Enough by staceygirl aka jackbauer reviews
Edward works for the FBI. He's the best in his field and the worst at relationships with a habit of falling quickly in and out of love. When he gets shot, his nurse will take care of more than just his medicine. Is she good enough? E/B AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 48,667 - Reviews: 1719 - Favs: 1,214 - Follows: 450 - Updated: 9/14/2009 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Complete
In Love and War by MandyLeigh87 reviews
Sequel to Blackout. Bella moves back to Charlie's farm after an unexpected heartbreak to find a not-so-happy surprise waiting for her, Edward working as a farm hand for her dad. Love/Hate/Drama/Humor ensues. AH. B/E. Bella and Edward POV.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 58,708 - Reviews: 1275 - Favs: 858 - Follows: 513 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Cullenary Educaton: Forks Sex Ed by MarcyJ reviews
Set at the End of Bella's Junior Year. Hilarity ensues when the Forks Gang is forced to endure Sex Education class with Coach Clapp. Chapter 1 is Jasper POV, and each subsequent chapter is from the perspective of a different character.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,726 - Reviews: 2122 - Favs: 3,528 - Follows: 1,643 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 4/2/2007
Sexy Back! by FuzzyWuzzyWithBadHaircut reviews
Its Edwards birthday and his family and Bella decide to surprise him with a present. Too bad its going to be given to him in front of the whole school, and of course its not your average present either! -One Shot-
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,001 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Blackout by MandyLeigh87 reviews
All human, Edward and Bella POV. Edward and Bella live in two different worlds, even though they live next to each other. Things get complicated when Edward, the leather jacket wearing cigarette smoking rebel falls for the girl next door.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 99,410 - Reviews: 1437 - Favs: 1,885 - Follows: 665 - Updated: 7/26/2009 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Doll House by Kambria Rain reviews
We were all going to die. I used to be an optimistic person, but that went out the window as soon as the hot mountain man decided we were going to hunt the hunters. AH. Warning: So far, there are minor character deaths, and Edward's a little scary.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 15 - Words: 43,019 - Reviews: 1275 - Favs: 1,446 - Follows: 418 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Speechless by Foundation of Dreams reviews
AH AU. E/B. When Edward meets Bella, she doesn't speak. Will she let him help her find her voice? Will he stay after he finds out her biggest secret? Complete, with epilogue.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 96,718 - Reviews: 1177 - Favs: 797 - Follows: 368 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 8489 - Favs: 13,188 - Follows: 2,689 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Pieces of My Life by chocolate coffee reviews
ExB Princess Isabella was returning home on a ship after visting relatives across the sea when the ship she is on is attacked by pirates. After losing everything, she is taken aboard the pirate ship, where she befriends the Captain, or more..cont. in stor
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 40 - Words: 87,156 - Reviews: 1206 - Favs: 800 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 6/19/2009 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Edward's Fight by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
Happy one year anniversary A World Without Sound! As chosen by the readers, chapter 14, "Fight," in Edward's POV.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,115 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 88 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Hello, Stranger by Burrberry Bugsy reviews
A college class has everyone pairing up as married couples for 28 days. But how hard would it be to focus on passing the class when you’re paired up with your worst enemy’s girlfriend? How much worse when you actually started to fall for her? ON HIATUS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 145,802 - Reviews: 2696 - Favs: 2,235 - Follows: 2,311 - Updated: 5/9/2009 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Bella, Edward
Maria by ahemyywe150 reviews
All human! Bella is aspiring towards her dream job but when a family crisis hits her, she has to adapt. This means getting a job as a babysitter for a cute little kid. Except there's one little snag: the kid's brother, Edward Cullen. BxE R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 100,004 - Reviews: 3005 - Favs: 2,550 - Follows: 1,348 - Updated: 5/2/2009 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Complete
BEEP by vampirechick123 reviews
Bella punishes Edward with no kisses for a day. Edward tries really hard to get her to kiss him. Now put Alice into the equation and you have brilliance ...just fluffy fluff R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 39,749 - Reviews: 1987 - Favs: 933 - Follows: 576 - Updated: 4/23/2009 - Published: 2/19/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
May I Have This Dance by Mk Marie reviews
Edward ends up asking Bella to the dance in Twilight and she does cancel because of her "inability to walk over a flat surface w/out tripping." What will Edward do? AU. Cute oneshot with tons of ExB Fluff. : FULL SUMMARY INSIDE
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,387 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Labour of Devotion by Rosette-Cullen reviews
A collab between Kitschisme and Rosette-cullen Isabella Swan has lived as a servant her entire life. She has come to expect cruelty from her masters, but will her luck change when she is purchased by the mysterious, brooding millionaire Edward Cullen?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 61,006 - Reviews: 2706 - Favs: 2,080 - Follows: 1,281 - Updated: 3/26/2009 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Complete
The Halloween Fair by Jayeliwood reviews
Bella is roped into going to the Fair by Alice on Halloween. What she doesn't know that the boy she had a crush on, is coming along too. He didn't notice her last year, but he sure does now.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,297 - Reviews: 1246 - Favs: 1,625 - Follows: 784 - Updated: 1/16/2009 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Stranded by staceygirl aka jackbauer reviews
Bella gets stranded in a small town during a record storm. She meets Edward whom she is immediately attracted to and befriends, but why is it that everyone in the town seems to treat him like some sort of monster? Can she help him find peace again?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 112,808 - Reviews: 1518 - Favs: 1,409 - Follows: 461 - Updated: 1/9/2009 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
ReHitched by Nollie Marie reviews
/Sequel to Hitched/ Edward & Bella want to renew their vows the ‘right’ way. But w/ stress from work, being parents to new born twins, PLUS the wedding plans will they make it back to the alter? And who is this stranger who keeps visiting Bella? Plez R&R!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 58,232 - Reviews: 1843 - Favs: 1,699 - Follows: 937 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Complete
Notes by Llama Mama23 reviews
Edward and Bella are caught passing notes in class. The teacher has the note read to the class. A series of embarassing events ensues, including Edward in a trunk, Bella in a gas mask, Carlisle as Tarazn, and Emmett with blue hair.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,990 - Reviews: 2856 - Favs: 2,044 - Follows: 967 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Complete
Accident & Emergency by Annilaia reviews
Oh, hey there Edward. Nice seeing you today. Sorry about crashing into your car with my truck. Think we can be friends? Yeah? Oh that's awesome! I hope your whiplash isn't as bad as mine, and sorry again for the huge dent in your door... AH, B/E
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,319 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 610 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 12/26/2008 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
She Has Your Eyes by Justine Lark reviews
Rather than sitting silently by Bella as she transforms, Edward pours out his heart. Listen to the hopes, fears, memories, insights, love and promises he shares with his wife during her change.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,017 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 26 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Once Friends, Now What? by Just Call Me Mrs Cullen reviews
Bella and Edward were childhood friends, but Bella moved away. 6 years later they meet again at college. Bella is no longer the tomboy she once was and Edward has become quite the ladies man. What happens when they reunite? ALL HUMAN Full summary inside
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 93,523 - Reviews: 4231 - Favs: 2,648 - Follows: 1,386 - Updated: 10/20/2008 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Complete
A World Without Sound by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
AU, BxE. My name is Bella Swan; good at sign language and karate. My best friend is deaf, and you know what? It doesn't matter. Won twice at Twilight Awards, and has been nominated more. Please review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 105,849 - Reviews: 7609 - Favs: 8,674 - Follows: 2,446 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Attack Of The Cliches! by NotToBeMessedWith reviews
Sick of overly cliched Twilight fics? Well, here's your chance to laugh at exactly how stupid they are! A new cliche whenever I can! Now featuring cliches written by our readers! I do love being cruel... T for some swearing. And remember to hate on Jake!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 24,727 - Reviews: 1065 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 8/20/2008 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Complete
Funeral Mute by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Edward is a soul collector and Bella just died – more funny than dark. These are not my personal beliefs. ONE-SHOT
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,395 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 46 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Can I Borrow Your Umbrella? by AutumnRhythm reviews
It started with a grudge, and turned into something much, much more. They say you walk a fine line between love and hate. E X B
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 79,863 - Reviews: 1544 - Favs: 1,285 - Follows: 1,463 - Updated: 7/15/2008 - Published: 1/11/2008
The Luckiest Survivors In History by Mezzanottex3 reviews
..."So let's say my bad luck did crash the plane. What exactly were you going to do about it?"... Bella and Edward find themselves in a rather ironic situation. ::edward x bella oneshot::
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,321 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 583 - Follows: 66 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Graveyards and Letters by runaway xo reviews
Strolling the streets of Chicago, Edward requests to take Bella somewhere special. Her original temptation is altered as he pulls her into the local cemetery. Post-Eclipse. Two-Shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,226 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 6/10/2008 - Published: 5/23/2008 - Complete
My Miracle, My Angel by l'heure bleue reviews
My name is Bella Swan, and I'm pregnant. My fiancé is overprotective, and won't even let me walk up the stairs alone. So what could possibly go wrong? Mood swings, cravings and name games, to name a few. — WINNER of 4 Twilight Awards! WRITTEN BEFORE BD!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 100,422 - Reviews: 3503 - Favs: 2,683 - Follows: 788 - Updated: 5/28/2008 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
As The Cushion Turns by My-Bella reviews
Rated "M" for suggestive & naughty language. Find out what it's like to be a sofa in the Twilight Universe. This is a Cookie League production. If you enjoy, please check out our other stories.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,788 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 31 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Complete
This Is War by edwardNOTjacob reviews
A snow-day in Forks. To amuse themselves, the Cullens and Bella decide to engage in a snowball fight. But how will Bella react when Edward tells her to sit out and watch?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,649 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 170 - Published: 3/20/2008
Hitched by Nollie Marie reviews
What happens here, doesn't ALWAYS stay here. It took Bella one cheating ex-boyfriend and a few drinks to find herself married to Edward Cullen, who is handsome, weathly, and isn't about to let her go that quite easily. Please R&R. /Slightly OOC?/
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 65,289 - Reviews: 3519 - Favs: 4,423 - Follows: 1,179 - Updated: 3/16/2008 - Published: 11/16/2007 - Complete
Attention, WalMart Shoppers by sillybella reviews
Edward has decided Bella needs protection. What kind ofprotection? The kind you can buy at Walmart. In the pharmacy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,536 - Reviews: 1714 - Favs: 3,092 - Follows: 617 - Updated: 1/29/2007 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Complete
The Pain reviews
This was going to hurt, I knew it would. She was going to make me pay for killing her mate. I wasn't going to fight it either. I knew that if she killed...him, she would wish that she was never born. But as I stood in the middle of an open field with both eyes closed standing mere feet away from two vampires, I did not hear the rage I expected. No, instead I heard laughterSUMINSIDE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 61,144 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/1/2012 - Published: 7/22/2012 - Bella, Edward