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My name is Sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

The 100 Laws of Anime

The laws of Anime is a growing list of physical, universal, and natural phenomenon that seem to appear in various forms in all sorts of anime. The original intent was an effort to classify these incidents into a list of "laws" that explained how Anime physics are different from our own (real?) world. It is our hope that you find them useful to studying Anime, or at the very least, worth a good chuckle.

#1) Law of Metaphysical Irregularity - The normal laws of physics do not apply.

#2) Law of Differential Gravitation - Whenever someone or something jumps, is thrown, or otherwise is rendered airborne, gravity is reduced by a factor of 4. Some things have been known to "Float" for a few seconds before plummeting to hit the ground, vehicle, or someone’s cranium.

#3) Law of Sonic Amplification, First Law of Anime Acoustics - In space, loud sounds, like explosions, are even louder because there is no air to get in the way.

#4) Law of Constant Thrust, First Law of Anime Motion - In space, constant thrust equals constant velocity.

#5) Law of Mechanical Mobility, Second Law of Anime Motion - The larger a mechanical device is, the faster it moves; Armored Mecha are the fastest objects known to human science.

#6) Law of Temporal Variability - Time is not a constant. Time stops for the hero whenever he does something "cool" or "impressive". Time slows down when friends and lovers are being killed and speeds up whenever there is a fight.

#7) First Law of Temporal Mortality – “Good Guys” and “Bad Guys” both die in one of two ways - either so quick they don’t even see it coming, OR it’s a long drawn out affair where the character gains much insight to the workings of society, human existence or why the toast always lands butter side down.
Note: Sometimes, Anime heroes or villains never really die! In these rare cases they were a clone or cyborg and the real hero/villain’s suspiciously missing in “Malletspace” or something...

#8) Second Law of Temporal Mortality - It takes some time for bad guys to die... regardless of physical damage. Even when the “Bad Guys” are killed so quickly they don’t even see it coming, it takes them a while to realize they are dead. This is attributed to the belief that being evil damages the Reality Lobe of the brain.

#9) Law of Dramatic Emphasis - Scenes involving extreme amounts of action are depicted with either still frames or black screens with a slash of bright color (usually red or white).

#10) Law of Dramatic Multiplicity - Scenes that only happen once, for instance, a “Good Guy” kicks the “Bad Guy” in the face, are seen at least 3 times from 3 different angles.

#11) Law of Inherent Combustibility - Everything explodes. Everything.
First Corollary: Anything that explodes bulges first.
Second Corollary: Large cities are the most explosive substances known to human science. Tokyo in particular seems to be the most unstable of these cities, sometimes referred to as "The Matchstick City".

#12) Law of Phlogistatic Emission - Nearly all things emit light from fatal wounds.

#13) Law of Energetic Emission - There is always an energy build up (commonly referred to as an energy "bulge") before Mecha or space craft weapons fire. Because of the explosive qualities of weapons, it is believed that this is related to the Law of Inherent Combustibility.

#14) Law of Inverse Lethal Magnitude - The destructive potential of any object/organism is inversely proportional to its mass.
First Corollary: Small and cute will always overcome big and ugly. Also known as the A-Ko phenomenon...

#15) Law of Inexhaustibility - No one EVER runs out of ammunition. That is of course unless they are cornered, out-numbered, out-classed, and/or unconscious.

#16) Laws of Inverse Accuracy - The accuracy of a “Good Guy” when operating any form of firearm increases as the difficulty of the shot increases. The accuracy of the “Bad Guys” when operating firearms decreases when the difficulty of the shot decreases (Also known as the Storm Trooper Effect).
Example: A “Good Guy” in a drunken stupor being held upside down from a moving vehicle will always hit, and several battalions of “Bad Guys” firing on a “Good Guy” standing alone in the middle of an open field will always miss.
First Corollary: The more “Bad Guys” there are, the less likely they will hit anyone or do any real damage.
Second Corollary: Whenever a “Good Guy” is faced with insurmountable odds, the “Bad Guys” line up in neat rows, allowing the hero to take them all out with a single burst of automatic fire and then escape.
Third Corollary: Whenever a “Good Guy” is actually hit by enemy fire, it is in a designated "Good Guy Area", usually a flesh wound in the shoulder or arm, which restricts the “Good Guy” from doing anything more strenuous than driving, firing weaponry, using melee weapons, operating heavy machinery, or doing complex martial arts maneuvers.
Fourth Corollary: The more times the “Bad Guy” fires, the fewer times he will hit.

#17) Law of Transient Romantic Unreliability - Minimei is a bimbo. (Note: The Minority Opposition in Ohio disagrees and thinks all men who like this stuff needs to get out more.)

#18) Law of Hemoglobin Capacity - the human body contains over 12 gallons of blood, sometimes more, under high pressure.

#19) Law of Demonic Consistency - Demons and other supernatural creatures have at least three eyes, loads of fangs, tend to be yellow-green or brown, but black is not unknown, and can only be hurt by bladed weapons. Also, acid has been known to work just as well...

#20) Law of Militaristic Unreliability - Huge galaxy-wide armadas, entire armies, and large war machines full of cruel, heartless, bloodthirsty warriors can be stopped and defeated with a single insignificant example of a caring/loving emotion or a song.
First Corollary: Whenever a single war machine (mecha, starship, etc.) goes up against an entire army, the army always loses.

#21) Law of Tactical Unreliability- Tactical geniuses aren’t...

#22) Law of Inconsequential Undetectability - People never notice the little things... like missing body parts, or wounds the size of Seattle.

#23) Law of Juvenile Intellectuality - Children are smarter than adults. And almost twice as annoying...

#24) Law of Americanthromorphism - Americans in Anime appear in one of two roles, either as a really nasty skinny “Bad Guy” or a big stupid “Good Guy”.
First Corollary: The only people who are more stupid than the big dumb Americans are the American translators (Sometimes referred to as the Green Line Effect).
Second Corollary: The only people who are more stupid than the American translators are the American editors and censors (true).
Third Corollary: Canadians are usually portrayed as smart, strong, handsome “Good Guys”.

#25) Law of Mandibular Proportionality - The size of a person’s mouth is directly proportional to the volume at which they are speaking or eating.

#26) Law of Feline Mutation - Any half-cat/half-human mutation will invariably:
1) Be female.
2) Will possess ears and sometimes a tail as a genetic mutation.
3) Wear as little clothing as possible, if any (a definite plus).
4) Rare would this apply to male half-cat/half-human mutations (though they exist out there).

#27) Law of Conservation of Firepower - Any powerful weapon capable of destroying/defeating an opponent in a single shot will invariably be reserved and used as a last resort.

#28) Law of Technological User-Benevolence - The formal training required to operate a spaceship or mecha is inversely proportional to its complexity.

#29) Law of Melee Luminescence - Any being displaying extremely high levels of martial arts prowess and/or violent emotions emits light in the form of a glowing aura. This aura is usually blue for “Good Guys” and red for “Bad Guys”. This is attributed to Good being higher in the electromagnetic spectrum than Evil.

#30) Law of Non-Anthropomorphic Antagonism - All ugly, non-humanoid alien races are hostile, and usually hell-bent on destroying humanity for some obscure reason.

#31) Law of Follicular Chromatic Variability - Any color in the visible spectrum is considered a natural hair color. This color can change without warning or explanation.

#32) Law of Follicular Permanence - Hair in anime is pretty much indestructible, and can resist any amount of meteorological conditions, energy emissions, physical abuse, or explosive effects and still look perfect. The only way to hurt someone’s hair is the same way you deal with demons... with bladed weapons!

#33) Law of Nothingness - There is no Law #33... I think.

#34) Law of Probable Attire - Clothing in anime follows certain predictable guidelines: Female characters wear as little clothing as possible, regardless of whether it is socially or meteorologically appropriate. Any female with an excessive amount of clothing will invariably have her clothes ripped to shreds or torn off somehow. If there is no opportunity to tear off aforementioned female’s clothes, then she will inexplicably take a shower for no apparent reason (also known as the Gratuitous Shower Scene). Whenever there is a headwind, Male characters invariably wear long cloaks that don’t hamper movement and billow out dramatically behind them.
First Corollary (Cryo-Adaptability): All anime characters are resistant to extremely cold temperatures, and do not need to wear heavy or warm clothing in snow.
Second Corollary (Indecent Invulnerability): Bikinis render the wearer invulnerable to any form of damage.
Third Corollary (Probable Attire permanence): The clothing on the hero is indestructible. Their capes, robes, (and if they are girls,) skirts, dresses, bows, or any loose clothing will just flap when they are in the middle of a fire or ice attack... Unless it's a hentai... it is believed that the clothes are made out of Anime Character hair. (Re. Laws 32 & 48)

#35) Law of Musical Omnipotence - Any character capable of musical talent (singing, playing an instrument, etc.) is automatically capable of doing much more “simple things”, such examples would be like piloting mecha, fighting crime, stopping an intergalactic war, and so on... especially if they’ve never attempted these things before.

#36) Law of Quintupular Agglutination - Also called “The Five-man Rule”, when “Good Guys” group together, it tends to be in groups of five. There are five basic positions, which are:
1) The Hero/Leader
2) His Girlfriend
3) His Best Friend/Rival
4) A Hulking Brute
5) A Dwarf/Kid
Between these basic positions are distributed several attributes, which include:
1) Extreme Coolness
2) Amazing Intelligence
3) Incredible Irritation

#37) Law of Extradimensional Capacitance - All anime females have an extradimensional storage space of variable volume somewhere on their person from which they can instantly retrieve any object at a moment’s notice. This mysterious dimension is commonly called "Malletspace".
First Corollary (also known as The Hammer Rule): The most common item stored is a heavy mallet, costumes/uniforms, power suits/armor, and large bazookas.

#38) Law of Hydrostatic Emission - Eyes tend to be rather large in Anime. This is because they contain several gallons of water, which may be instantaneously released at high pressure through large tear ducts. The actual volume of water contained in the eyes is unknown, as there is no evidence to suggest that these reservoirs are actually capable of running out. The reason water tends to collect in the eyes is because Anime characters only have one large sweat gland, which is located at the back of the head. When extremely stressed, embarrassed, or worried, this sweat gland exudes a single but very large drop of sebaceous fluid.

#39) Law of Inverse Attraction - Success at finding suitable mates is inversely proportionate to how desperately you want to be successful. The more you want, the less you get and vice-versa.
First Corollary: Unfortunately, this law seems to apply to Otaku in the real world...

#40) Law of Nasal Sanguination - When sexually aroused, males in Anime don’t get erections (no that occurs in H-manga sometimes), nope, they get nosebleeds. No one’s sure why this is, though... the current theory suggests that larger eyes mean smaller sinuses and thinner sinus tissue (see Law #38 above). Females don’t get nosebleeds (though it’s very rare), but invariably get one heck of a blush along the cheeks and across the nose, suggesting a lot of bloodflow to that region.

#41) Law of Xylolaceration - Wooden or bamboo swords are just as sharp as metal swords, if not sharper.

#42) Law of Juvenile Omnipotence - Always send a boy to do a man’s job. He’ll get it done in half the time and twice the angst.

#43) Law of Triscaquadrodecophobia - There is no Law #43.

#44) Law of Nominative Clamovocation - The likelihood of success and damage done by a martial arts attack is directly proportional to the volume at which the full name of the attack is announced (known as the Kamehameha effect).

#45) Law of Uninterruptable Metamorphosis - Regardless of how long or involved the transformation sequence or how many times they’ve seen it before, any “Bad Guys” witnessing a mecha/hero/heroine transforming are too stunned to do anything to interrupt it (unless they’re smart to try an action but then again such an action doesn’t exist much).

#46) Law of Flimsy Incognition - Simply changing into a costume or wearing a teensy mask can make you utterly unrecognizable to even your closest friends and relatives.

#47) Law of Mandibular Combustible Emission - All anime characters seem to have some unknown chemical on their breath that reacts VERY violently with extremely hot or spicy food. This chemical may also be responsible for the phenomenon of fire behind the eyes and from the mouth when a character (usually a female) is really angry.

#48) Law of Electrical and Combustible Survivalism - If you get electrocuted or burned, YOU WILL SURVIVE! Though your entire body will be scorched, seconds later, your skin won’t have a trace of damage (Also known as the "Pikachu Effect").
First Corollary: When a magical bad guy/Alien/monster fires off a flame, wind, or ice attack, the resulting effect is only enough for the hero(es)/heroine(s) to be standing in the “Walking Against the Wind” stance, with his/her eyes shut and letting out a pathetic “Aaaaagh!”, and yet they are never harmed. This may be in part to laws 32, 34 and sometimes 44.

#49) Law of Female Wrath - If a male character insults a female character, he will get a mallet, shotgun, or tank blast, or if she is a character that can perform magical feats, a fireball or whatever, to the head, body or whatever (Also known as the "Lina Inverse/Gourry Factor"). This is because he always deserves it, and will help him to cope in today’s society. (Sniff, Sniff)

#50) Law of Artistic Perversion - Most (not all) Anime artists are perverts and are under the impression that girls are willing to tear off their clothes, or wear VERY small, revealing outfits at the drop of a pin (or pen for that matter). Unfortunately, most Hentai fans are under the same impression...

#51) Law of Uninterruptable Nominative Clamovocation - This law is a mixture of Laws 44 and 45. Regardless of how long or involved the Spell or projectile attack is, and the likelihood of success and damage done by the volume at which the full name of the attack is announced, or how many times they’ve seen it before, any “Bad Guys” witnessing a hero/heroine quoting the incantations for an extremely powerful attack are too stunned to do anything to interrupt it. (Also known as the “Dragon Slave Phenomenon”)

#52) Law of Telepathic Obliviousness - Most of the time, some Anime characters (usually males) will think personal (Like that he/she has sabotaged something), or perverted thoughts, while near some other character, WHO’S TELEPATHIC! The reasons for this are:
1) They forgot that the person is telepathic.
2) They just don’t give a damn.
The reasons the telepathic person doesn’t react are:
1) They’re preoccupied with doing something else.
2) They’d rather keep the fact to themselves that they are Telepathic.
3) They just don’t give a damn.

#53) Law of Chromatic Diversity - Air can be any color of the viewable spectrum.

#54) Law of Old Man Comic Relief - Comic relief comes in the form of a short, bald, wise-mouthed dirty old man, alien, or the combination of any two of those traits.
First Corollary: If old man is present, and is acting too horny, stupid, etc., there will invariably be an old woman to whap him over the head with a frying pan or something.

#55) Law of the Wise Old Man - Little old Japanese men always know how it ends and withhold the ending from anyone, especially the hero. This includes special power weapons, ancient relics, and people who know everything.

#56) Law of Omnipotent Unreliability - Any “Bad Guy” with Omnipotent powers/weapons will never use those powers/weapons against the “Good Guy” until it is too late.
First Corollary: All “Bad Guys” suffer from Antagonistic Boasting Syndrome which require all “Bad Guys” to threaten with or exemplify their prowess and not use it against the “Good Guy”.
Second Corollary: No “Bad Guy” may use any new, secret, or superior military device without one of the following events occurring:
a) The control device being broken.
b) The control device being taken by the “Good Guy”.
c) The control device is in fact not the real device at all and was just fooled by the “Good Guy”.
d) The “Bad Guy” has already lost and cannot use the device.

#57) Law of Minimum Corneal Volume - Eyeballs may make up no less than one sixth of the face’s total surface area. More so if the case is a blonde woman...

#58) Law of Electrical Charges in Hair - Hair attracts electricity in abundance, resulting in two outcomes:
a) A positive charge will result in the spikes-flying-everywhere-behind-me look.

b) A negative charge will result in the hair-cascading-down-to-the-waist-in-a-single-sheet look.

#59) Law of Ammunition Accuracy - When there are multiple types of ammunition available (paintballs, speaker pods) non-lethal rounds will always be more accurate when compared to “standard” or “lethal” shots. (Macross Plus for paintballs, Macross 7 for speaker pods)

#60) Law of Active Female Attraction - In a comedy series, a male character’s attractiveness to women is inversely proportional to how active they pursue them. (Tenchi, Ranma, and Makoto OVA have a seemingly endless supply of willing girlfriends despite their lack of romantic skill while Happosai, Ataru, and Carrot couldn’t get a date despite or because of their constant attempts.)

#61) Law of Sweat Pore Variability - When a person is embarrassed, caught in an awkward situation, or otherwise humiliated, all sweat pores on the body contract, except for ones on the forehead. These pores expand to such a degree that a single drop could fill a Big Gulp from a 7-11 shop.

#62) The Law of Inverse Training Time - A person who has been training for 3 years is never as good as someone who has been training for one month.

#63) Law of Needs to Few and Many - The needs of the many, outweigh the needs of the few... of even the one.

#64) Law of Bad Humor - Whenever someone says something that is intended to be funny, whether actually funny or not, the rest of the characters (even animals) fall to the ground with their feet in the air. Sweat sometimes accompanies the fall. (The sound of a cow mooing usually accompanies the joke as well.)

#65) Law of Extreme Anger - Whenever a female character gets mad, such as seeing the male character with another girl, she becomes extremely strong (despite her usually helpless look) so that she can lift a 1000 ton object to hurt the guy. She can sometimes perform other punishments that are just as cruel such as pinching the guy’s face so hard that it changes shape (see law #49).

#66) Law of Differentiated Gravitation - The following occur:
First Corollary: If the airborne entity exceeds an altitude equal or greater than two times the height of the entity, gravity is decreased by an inverse coefficient relative to the upward momentum and mass/weight (if within at least 500 km of any gravity source) of the entity “jumping”.
Second Corollary” The amount of Newtonian "opposite force" (in accordance to normal downward velocity; "Earth gravity" speed is equal to 32ft/sec/sec) is also inversely proportional to the "actual" speed of the airborne entity. In all actuality, an entity that appears to be flying towards a solid concrete parking lot from space will actually land, producing an opposite force of approximately 1.73 lb. of pressure. Unless this particular entity is a “Bad Guy”. Then the law exhibits a mysterious exponentially proportional Newtonian opposite force, thusly increasing this variable by a factor equal to the inverse-gravity potential.

#67) Law of Conservation of Ambient Dramatic Tension - In any situation where the Ambient Dramatic Tension increases, the "Good Guy’s" Style Coefficient must be increased by a proportional amount to compensate. In any situation where this does not happen, the “Bad Guy” inevitably comes out on top. However, this usually leads to a further rise in the Ambient Dramatic tension, which will always be offset by an exponential increase in the "Good Guy’s" Style Coefficient.

#68) Law of Coercive Vehicular Control - No matter how complex or well defined the control system, a character controlling a vehicle of any sort always does so through means of undetectable subconscious psychokinesis.
First Corollary: Characters can perform actions with their vehicles which clearly defy normal physics (see Laws of Metaphysical Irregularity and Constant Thrust). The velocity, attitude and traction of the vehicle appear to be adjusted at will, with the degree of absolute control being proportional to the complexity and lethality of the maneuver.
Second Corollary: It is effectively impossible to remove characters from or disrupt the passage of their vehicles without the character’s consent. This does not always apply to “Bad Guy” characters, or “Good Guy” characters in situations where the Ambient Dramatic Tension could increase in accordance with the Law of Conservation of Ambient Dramatic Tension.

#69) Amendment to the Law of Conservation of Ambient Dramatic Tension - In any situation where the Ambient Dramatic Tension increases without a corresponding increase in the "Good Guy’s" Style Coefficient, not only does the “Bad Guy” usually come out on top, but also his Smugness Factor increases in proportion to the rise in Ambient Dramatic Tension.

#70) Law of The Rushing Background Effect - Whenever something dramatic occurs, a survival instinct engages, thus rendering all incoming stimulus that is not directly and immediately to the dramatic situation at hand a meaningless blur. This is often referred to as "The Rushing Background Effect". Due to the increase in brain activity and adrenaline levels in the bloodstream, the scene is often played out in slow motion.

#71) Law of Interdimensional Hammers - Whenever a female character witnesses a male character of her preference performing any sort of questionable act (i.e. Looking at another girl or anything she might construe as perverted) she can reach into an interdimensional realm (usually behind her back) and withdraw a huge Anime Mallet of Doom with which to whack the said male over the head with. (See Laws # 37, 49, and 65)

#72) Law of Instant Band-Aids - Whenever a character is injured (usually in a head shot, maybe from a mallet whack) Band-Aids will always instantly appear on the wounded individual (and always in pairs, set in a cross fashion). These bandages will then, most likely, disappear by the character’s next scene.

#73) Law of Universal Edge Defense - Any projectile attack, from a blast of magic to a hail of bullets, can be easily defended against by holding a suitably cool-looking sword or other bladed weapon between the attacker and defender, usually so that the edge cuts into the incoming attack(s), causing both halves to go flying harmlessly past the defender (Observed most often in fantasy and martial arts anime).

#74) Law of Intractable Sanity - There is no such thing as insanity in anime. When faced with horrifying supernatural forces that would drive most men mad, anime characters will either:
a) Die quickly (but in accordance with all other laws e.g., slowdown and exposition)
b) Get possessed by them, especially if they are beautiful girls or men in a position to ravish beautiful girls, or...
c) Kill them, wipe the blood off their blades, and walk on whistling.

#75) Law of Celestial Body Control - At a dramatically correct moment, a hero can summon a sun/moon/halo to appear behind him/her to cause a dramatic silhouette.

#76) Law of Aura of Forgetfulness - Any hero who wishes his/her identity to remain a secret will invariably succeed regardless of disguise because everyone around him/her will forget everything. Otherwise, how does Sailor Moon keep her disguise?

#77) Law of Cool Hair Factor - The hair of a hero will always coalesce into thick strands that drape his face into a dramatic fashion, regardless of wind, the elements, etc. (see Laws 32 & 48)

#78) Law of Inverse Coping - Any single event will happen to the ONE character LEAST capable of dealing with it.

#79) Law of Martial Arts Training Invulnerability - The Myth that certain martial arts will enable you to become so strong, that you can stop a nuclear warhead with your bare palm. Unfortunately, for most otaku, they found the hard way that it just doesn’t work in real life...

#80) Law of Stereotype Captain characteristics - If a captain of any type of ship is male, he will invariably wear a big captain’s cap, a long overcoat, and have a shaggy beard and mustache (pipe optional), and be a great tactician. If the captain is female, however, she will invariably be young, well endowed, and ditzy as a pole (horny father optional). Yet, she too will be a great tactician.

#81) Law of Shades/Coolness Factor - Shades can make you instantly cool, even if you’re normally a klutz.

#82) Law of Hentai Plot - The proper response to any change in the plotline of a Hentai anime is to start having sex.

#83) Law of Understatement - Anything that is deemed too impossible will become possible.
First Corollary: Any “Bad Guy” stating "T-that’s impossible!" whenever the hero is accomplishing some new feat/move/projectile will find out too late that he is wrong and will invariably be toasted.

#84) Law of Dormant Powers - Anytime a hero is somehow out powered and/or outclassed by the villain, he will invariably release powers/new moves he never knew he could accomplish... but his old teacher did!

#85) Law of Style Coefficient - In a situation where a Good guy may be in dire straits, he will become stronger, smarter and more cool in a matter of seconds. (See Laws #67, 69, and 84)

#86) Law of Bad Guy Smugness Factor - Whenever the villain actually succeeds in beating the hero, they will begin to gloat uncontrollably, because they’ve never won against the “Good Guy” because they’re EVIL! They usually get so cocky they tie the hero to a conveyor belt leading to his doom and leave to get a snack. Usually this results in:
a) The hero escaping.
b) Clean-up for the underlings.
c) The villain getting toasted.

#87) Law of Tableware Nonexistence - There IS no spoon.

#88) Law of Goofy Turn-Ons - In Hentai, ordinary pedestrian objects sometimes have the magical power of either inducing orgasm or arousal. Some include warm water, rolling on a smooth tabletop, wind, mild electrocution, the character toweling themselves after a bath/shower, and very cold objects... like bottles of 7-up.

#89) Law of Penile Variance - All Anime men in Hentai have a ridiculously large penis (lengths of 8, 9, 10 and 11 inches are most common). Some even have ones the size of telephone poles, despite the blood loss that would accompany it...

#90) Law of Hentai Female Characteristics - All Hentai women have the following characteristics:
1) Very sensitive and/or very large breasts with large nipples.
2) Very tight and/or sensitive vaginas.

#91) Law of Vaginal Variance - Hentai Anime women can take penis lengths of 8" and up... completely... despite the fact that they might have a tight and/or sensitive vagina.

#92) Law of Hero Identification - All heroes are introduced by way of appearance while someone talking about their (in)famous-ness, or by way of a voice-over of them introducing themselves.

#93) Law of Cute Mascots - Any anime either Shojo or Shonen has GOT to have at least one cute, furry little mascot by penalty of death!
First Corollary: If it is a Shonen Anime, the hero will be accompanied by a Dog, Cat or any kind of animal, real or fake, which would be found with a hero of the male persuasion. Any animal that would be associated with girls that is following him around is there because:
1) It’s his girlfriend’s.
2) It is following him, despite his insistence not to do so.
3) Chicks will dig him more.
Second Corollary- If it is a Shojo Anime, the heroine will be accompanied by a cat, cute lil’ mouse, or some disgustingly cute monster, or any kind of animal, real or fake, that would be found with a hero of the female persuasion. Any animal that would be associated with guys that is following her around is there because:
1) It’s her boyfriend’s.
2) It is following her, despite her insistence not to do so.
3) It makes her look cool.

#94) Law of The Force - Most Anime heroes are blessed with a unique sort of ability that enables bad things to happen to those that deserve it or makes things like bullets or debris totally miss them (Also referred to as "Dumb Luck"), even though they are mostly unaware of it. Those who have this ability include Vash the Stampede, Captain Justy Ueki Tylor, and Jar Jar Binks.

#95) Law of Naughty Tentacles - All Anime Tentacles are VERY horny and will rape any human female, regardless of age ("She’s 18! No! Really, she is! I’m not lying!...")
First Corollary: Even when raped or molested by tentacles, Hentai Anime girls eventually get into it & begin squealing in ecstasy. NO one knows WHY this is, but some theorize there may be some kind of chemical that is secreted through the skin of the tentacle...
Second Corollary: Women who are impregnated by a tentacle creature never experience morning sickness, and also find it to be intensely pleasurable (Also known as the Goofy Meter Redline Effect).
Third Corollary: Similarly, the resulting... offspring of tentacle/human relations is immediately sexually active, often impregnating its own mother again.

#96) Law of Cat-Fighting- Two females with a grudge can and will go at each other, sometimes ripping off clothes. Sometimes it escalates so much, that property damage begins to occur.
First Corollary: A running fight can be so destructive, you can follow it from a distance just by watching for the smoke. (Also known as the "A-ko/B-ko Thing")

#97) Law of Healing - Most anime heroes have a Wolverine-like healing factor that enables them to regenerate from a massive wound or broken bone within minutes. Being immortal sometimes helps. (Also known as the "Priss Effect")

#98) Law of Stereotype Crew Characteristics - All ships, either waterborne or spaceborne, has the following crew members:
1) The captain
2) His Lieutenant
3) Various female technical staff
4) A hotshot pilot
5) A cute little girl/twins (either stowaways or not)
6) The Doctor
7) The Doctor’s assistant (either a spy or not)
Weighted among the crew are various quirks which include:
1) Extreme coolness/luck
2) Amazing Intelligence
3) Incredible irritation
4) Extreme cuteness
5) Irresponsible drunkenness
6) Homophobic-ness
7) Emotionless (Uchiha Sasuke would be counted in this position.)

#99) Law of Sparkles - Whenever a character of the main character’s interest appears, flowers, sparkles, or abstract circles of pastel colors appear around said character, or both. Roses with exaggerated thorns appear when it is dangerous love. No one knows why this is, though most have a theory: Anime characters are freaks! At least, Marker Apenname seems to think so...

#100) Law of Anime Events - Much like the WWE (and other forms of Pro Wrestling), anything and everything can happen.

This was created by Insane Advocate and his two friends, as well as gatherings from various internet sources in order to help others understand the things that happen in anime (and manga). And so, to help others understand anime, after you have read this, if you wish you may copy and paste this to your profile. Thank you.

Ten Simple Rules for Dating My Daughter by Hyuuga Hiashi WRITTTEN BY SHAWNY WONG!!

Rule One: If you come up to gates of the Hyuuga estate and announce your presence you’d better be delivering an important message from the Hokage, because you’re sure not picking anything up.

Rule Two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter's body, I will remove them.

Rule Three: I am aware that it is considered practical for boys of your age to remove their shirts when they have been training for hours on end. Presumably, this is to ensure that you do not overheat while you are training outdoors. Please don’t take this as an insult but you and all of your friends are complete idiots. We do have air conditioned dojos and indoor training halls for a reason. Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose this compromise: You may remove your shirts and tops whenever and wherever you want, and I will not object. However, in order to ensure that your pants do not, accidentally, come off during any time spent with my daughter, I will take my senbon and fasten your trousers securely in place to your waist.

Rule Four: I'm sure you've been told that in today's world, sex with the wrong kunoichi can kill you. Let me elaborate, when it comes to sex, my daughter is that kunoichi, and I will kill you.

Rule Five: It is usually understood that in order for us to get to know each other, we should talk about recent missions, politics, and other issues of the day. Please do not do this. The only information I require from you is an indication of when you expect to have my daughter safely back at my house, and the only word I need from you on this subject is "early."

Rule Six: I have no doubt you are a popular fellow, with many opportunities to date other girls. This is fine with me as long as it is okay with my daughter. Otherwise, once you have gone out with my little girl, you will continue to date no one but her until she is finished with you. If you make her cry, I will make you cry.

Rule Seven: As you stand in my front hallway, waiting for my daughter to appear, and more than an hour goes by, do not sigh and fidget. If you want to be on time for the movie, you should not be dating. My daughter is putting on her makeup, a process that can take longer than sculpting the Hokage Monument. Instead of just standing there, why don't you do something useful, like sweeping my floors?

Rule Eight: The following places are not appropriate for a date with my daughter: Places where there are beds, sofas, or anything softer than a wooden stool. Places where there are no parents, ninja patrols, or nuns within eyesight. Places where there is darkness. Places where there is dancing, holding hands, or happiness. Places where the ambient temperature is warm enough to induce my daughter to wear shorts, tank tops, midriff T-shirts, or anything other than overalls, a sweater, and a goose down parka - zipped up to her throat. Movies with a strong romantic or sexual theme are to be avoided; movies which feature chainsaws are okay. Chunin exam tournaments are okay. Morino Ibiki’s interrogation chambers are better. (Speaking of which, Ibiki owes me a favor. Would you like me to make an appointment for you? It’s no trouble.)

Rule Nine: Do not lie to me. I am a master of the Byakugan – that makes me a living lie detector. I can see every involuntary twitch, every breath, and each bead of sweat on your face. If I ask you where you are going and with whom, you have one chance to tell me the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. I have an army of elite Byakugan users at my beck and call. Do not trifle with me.

Rule Ten: Be afraid. Be very afraid. It takes very little for me to mistake the sound of your steps coming up to my front gate for an enemy Cloud ninja sent here to steal the secrets of the Byakugan. You remember what happened to the last Cloud ninja who crossed me, don’t you? Incidentally, I will be cleaning and polishing the family katana as I wait for you to bring my daughter home. As soon as you set one foot on my property you should submit yourself to a full body search by my guards, remove all hidden weapons from your person, and keep both hands in plain sight. Announce in a clear voice that you have brought my daughter home safely and early, then leave - there is no need for you to come inside. You may not see me, but rest assured. I see you.

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Long Live The Queen by offsides reviews
With Harry Potter's hearing for Underage Use of Magic looming, and Sirius Black hunted for a crime he didn't commit and was never tried for, Harry reaches out to Her Majesty the Queen for help, with unexpected results. No ships. AU starting Ch 6-9 OotP, No HBP, No DH, No Horcruxes.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 37 - Words: 150,282 - Reviews: 3362 - Favs: 5,086 - Follows: 7,023 - Updated: 4h - Published: 9/11/2015 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Gods Amongst Men by Slimah reviews
What happens when Harry's horcrux is removed earlier than Dumbledore intended? Who will be able to establish a new plan to control the wizarding world? Powerful!Harry Some Weasley!Bash Manipulative!Dumbles Harry/Fleur
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 48 - Words: 301,580 - Reviews: 1832 - Favs: 4,108 - Follows: 5,240 - Updated: 5h - Published: 3/5 - [Harry P., Fleur D.] Daphne G.
The Redemption of the Black Sisters by Arsene Wenger reviews
One sister had a soul consumed by the darkest magics. Another was lost in a loveless marriage. Neither had expected the life they had ended up with and in the quiet of their souls they wanted a second chance. Now they have one. PostOOTP HarryBellaNarcissa
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 36,378 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 10h - Published: 8/8 - Harry P., Bellatrix L., Narcissa M.
Hogwarts' Dawn by Arsene Wenger reviews
There were many ways that Harry could choose to deal with being forcibly entered into the Twi-Wizard Tournament. As everyone knows, the best way to deal with a problem, is to hire expert help. And who better than Fred and George to show Harry the best way to survive? Escorts, Veela, Bodyguards, Bounties, Alcohol, Mata Hari's, National Championships.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 113,728 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 10h - Published: 8/7 - Harry P., Gabrielle D.
The Definition of Normal by Ducky1776 reviews
Harry is adopted by a black shaggy dog when he leaves Privet Drive after blowing up Aunt Marge. His experiences at the Leaky Cauldron and Diagon Alley afterwards takes his life in a whole different direction. He gets help from unexpected directions - the goblins and the DMLE. AU Third Book. No Pairings. Unofficial subtitle: Where everyone gets what they deserve.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 69 - Words: 276,188 - Reviews: 1310 - Favs: 1,828 - Follows: 2,660 - Updated: 8/30 - Published: 9/8/2015 - Harry P., Sirius B., Remus L., OC
For Love of Magic by Noodlehammer reviews
A different upbringing leaves Harry Potter with an early knowledge of magic and a view towards the Wizarding World not as an escape from the Dursleys, but as an opportunity to learn more about it. Unfortunately, he quickly finds that there are many elements in this new world that are unwilling to leave the Boy-Who-Lived alone.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 310,352 - Reviews: 4207 - Favs: 4,652 - Follows: 5,309 - Updated: 8/29 - Published: 12/15/2015 - Harry P.
The Devil Who Lived by Lich Lord Malathrax reviews
One year after the battle at Hogwarts a very different Harry Potter finds himself in Japan on a mission to hunt down the last of the Dark Lords followers. Old enemies become allies, throw some Angels and Demons in the mix and Harry's world just got a whole lot bigger.
Crossover - Harry Potter & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,781 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 8/29 - Published: 6/6 - Harry P.
Whirlpools Among the Eddies by CRed1988 reviews
Leaves spiral in the soft eddy as Naruto meets Karin in the Forest of Death. From that moment on, the two bearing the Clan name carried with them the fate of the Uzumaki and would be forever entwined.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 105,177 - Reviews: 703 - Favs: 1,393 - Follows: 1,805 - Updated: 8/29 - Published: 10/27/2015 - Karin U., Naruto U.
Blackfish Out Of Water by jacobk reviews
Brynden Tully wakes up with that worst of all possible curses, an unprepared self-insert. He knows a whole bunch of supernatural nonsense is about to wreck his kingdom. If he wants to do anything about it, he's going to need an army. Self-Insert, SI, no tech uplift or gunpowder
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 36 - Words: 87,524 - Reviews: 507 - Favs: 706 - Follows: 801 - Updated: 8/28 - Published: 4/29 - Brynden T.
The Black Prince by cxjenious reviews
He remembers being Harry Potter. He dreams of it. He dreams of the Great Other too, a beast borne of ice and death with eyes red as blood and an army of cold dead things. He is the second son of the king, a spare, but his fortunes change when secrets rather left in the dark come to light, and Westeros is torn asunder by treachery and ambition. Winter is coming, but magic is might.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 132,623 - Reviews: 2562 - Favs: 6,469 - Follows: 7,501 - Updated: 8/28 - Published: 3/7/2015
Harry Potter & the Game by Concept101 reviews
With the powers of Gamer given to him Harry sets out to prove himself to the world of magic by becoming the best he can be despite the impossible odds against him! Watch our hero grow in this action filled adventure full of heart, humor & spectacle. And the occasional swear word. Politics!Action!Drama!Manipulation! OP Harry! Mindblowing Magic! Year-1 Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 206,521 - Reviews: 2157 - Favs: 2,899 - Follows: 3,851 - Updated: 8/28 - Published: 5/17 - Harry P., Hermione G., Ginny W.
Harry Potter and the Rune Stone Path by Temporal Knight reviews
10 year old Harry finds a chest left by his mother with books on some of her favorite subjects. Discovering he has a talent for understanding and creating runes sets Harry onto a very different path than anyone had expected. Shortcuts, inventions, and a bit of support go a long way! Pairings: H/Hr/NT/FD/DG. Ron/Molly bashing and GreaterGood!Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 382,129 - Reviews: 3116 - Favs: 6,009 - Follows: 7,792 - Updated: 8/28 - Published: 4/15 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D., N. Tonks]
Not even a first chance! by senawario reviews
(alt title: Disproportionate response). Give the death-eaters a second chance? No way, not even a *first* chance! This is a "redo" fic with a twist. The pairing will eventually be Harmony but a good part of the story happens when they are too young so hard-core Harmonians need to be patient. Rated M for possible violence in later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 100,740 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 666 - Updated: 8/28 - Published: 2/11 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Dobby
Beware of Sith Trolls by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Vader finds the first Force-Sensitive child since the purge. Naturally he has to adopt the boy, who shares the name of a rather noted Sith from the ancient past. However Revan isn't just a force-sensitive child. He's an immortal wizard who de-aged himself out of boredom and to stir up chaos. Let the fun begin. CRACK FIC
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,795 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 1,060 - Follows: 1,083 - Updated: 8/26 - Published: 7/25 - Darth Vader, Harry P.
Liberi De Luna by InkPhoenix reviews
Abandoned by his uncle in the middle of the woods, young Harry Potter is sure that he's going to die - by starvation or by wild animals. That is until he's found by Elysia, who brings him to her non-human clan... of werewolves. What will happen when they realize he's not just a human boy, but the famous Harry Potter, the Boy-Who-Lived? [CURRENTLY IN YEAR ONE]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 146,154 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 919 - Follows: 1,218 - Updated: 8/23 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Harry P., Susan B., Neville L., Draco M.
Magicus Ensis Art Online by darksider82 reviews
Harry Potter's won but his troubles are only just beginning
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,402 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 566 - Updated: 8/21 - Published: 7/2/2015 - [Kirito/Kazuto K., Asuna/Asuna Y.] Harry P.
Kunoichi by Kage Okami reviews
After messing up a jutsu Naruto finds himself changed into a girl with no way to reverse the transformation and on top of that his personality has changed to that of a calm collected calculating person. Now he has to walk the path of a kunoichi while trying to find a way to reverse the transformation the only problem is will he want to change back? (Futa Naruto, not a Smut story)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 84,453 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 361 - Updated: 8/20 - Published: 11/3/2015 - Naruto U.
Naruto: The True Uzumaki by psychopath556 reviews
My first attempt at a Naruto fiction, OP/Godlike Naruto, Harem, Major Sasu/Saku Bashing, little Jiraiya Bashing, Major Civilain council bashing, some things will remain the same while other will change in a Big way, i look forward to reading all comments, constructive criticism and ideas are appreciated, more in-depth description is in side
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 103,837 - Reviews: 430 - Favs: 1,178 - Follows: 1,455 - Updated: 8/20 - Published: 1/22 - Naruto U., Anko M., Yugao U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Harry takes on the Galaxy by Jerpoverlord reviews
What if Harry died in the chamber got the knowledge of the ancients and then came back to life because of the Horcrux? Molly/Ron/Ginny/Albus bashing Empire Building fic
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,734 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 8/19 - Published: 7/29 - [Harry P., Hermione G.]
Blindness by AngelaStarCat reviews
Harry Potter is not standing up in his crib when the Killing Curse strikes him, and the cursed scar has far more terrible consequences. But some souls will not be broken by horrible circumstance. Some people won't let the world drag them down. Strong men rise from such beginnings, and powerful gifts can be gained in terrible curses. (HP/HG, Scientist!Harry)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 203,693 - Reviews: 2447 - Favs: 5,981 - Follows: 7,154 - Updated: 8/17 - Published: 1/1/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Shadow Gale by Impure Perfection reviews
When Naruto fails the academy for the second time and is having a bad day a certain ANBU shows up and helps him. After some hardcore summer school Naruto takes the academy, and the ninja world by storm. M for violence, language and of course future lemons
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,919 - Reviews: 581 - Favs: 2,337 - Follows: 2,902 - Updated: 8/16 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
A Different Professor by AsphodelWolf15 reviews
"Her skeleton will lie in the chamber forever." Ginny has been taken to the Chamber of Secrets and Harry may know where that is. How would things have turned out if he had gone to a Different Professor?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 148,523 - Reviews: 742 - Favs: 1,513 - Follows: 2,320 - Updated: 8/15 - Published: 5/16 - [Harry P., Hermione G.]
Acceptance by AsphodelWolf15 reviews
If Vernon and Petunia were so concerned about their image why did they treat Harry the way they did? A child with a bad reputation living in their house forced them to tell tales, when it would have been much easier if they treated him like part of the family. How would Harry have turned out if he was accepted? (This is not for Dumbledore fans)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 61,934 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 782 - Updated: 8/14 - Published: 5/20 - Harry P., Neville L.
I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For by kathryn518 reviews
Ahsoka Tano left the Jedi Order, walking away after their betrayal. She did not consider the consequences of what her actions might bring, or the danger she might be in. A chance run in with a single irreverent, and possibly crazy, person in a bar changes the course of fate for an entire galaxy.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 294,774 - Reviews: 3572 - Favs: 8,051 - Follows: 9,185 - Updated: 8/14 - Published: 4/2/2015 - Aayla S., Ahsoka T., Harry P.
The Kiss of Death by deathy-cool reviews
The Dementors Kiss, its history is vast and mostly unknown, information lost over time the true meaning of it, has long since been forgotten by the people of Europe. The kiss is now used as an execution method, but it once had a more meaningful task. FEM Harry, Girl Harry & Starts Summer before fifth year!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 91,223 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 483 - Follows: 657 - Updated: 8/13 - Published: 11/24/2015
Doing Things Differently by Blufuzzybubbles reviews
Harry has lost one too many a person to Voldemort and he wasn't going to lose another. With the help of a mysterious benefactor, he is entering his fifth year with the hopes that "more than one innocent life can be spared". No more irritatingly naïve Harry. No pairings for Harry, but everyone else is fair game. And bashing of course, because what's a story without it?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 180,779 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 798 - Updated: 8/12 - Published: 7/4/2014 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Sirius B.
Guardian of DxD by Mr.X-ray99 reviews
Emiya Shirou has learned what his future is and is given a offer that would not only give him a chance for a different life but also a chance to reunite with his lost love...Saber. Can Shirou live a new life at Kuoh academy together with his new friend Issei Hyoudou when both of them attract only trouble around them?
Crossover - Fate/stay night & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 165,653 - Reviews: 949 - Favs: 1,346 - Follows: 1,578 - Updated: 8/12 - Published: 12/7/2015 - Shirō E., H. Issei, Rias G.
Reboot by Kallanit reviews
Very loosely based on the Reptilia28 Don't Fear the Reaper Death Challenge, whereby Harry gets to relive his life. As do a couple of other people. What effect does this have on Harry's life and the Voldemort Blood wars? Not a Discworld crossover, but the story did cry out for some guest appearances by Death's granddaughter. HP/HG, SS/OC, not HG/SS. Rating & Genres may change later.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 241,079 - Reviews: 1285 - Favs: 2,034 - Follows: 3,139 - Updated: 8/10 - Published: 8/1/2013 - [Severus S., OC] [Harry P., Hermione G.]
The Soul Within by TheFlowerOfTheCourt reviews
The blood protection inside of Harry blocked His killing curse and burned His host body to ashes, yet failed to stop His soul from entering his body? Oh wait, it didn't! Harry's blood protection fights against Voldemort's soul and something new is created...a new soul and companion. Harry thinks it is unfair that she doesn't have a body of her own...well he is going to change that!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 162,966 - Reviews: 1469 - Favs: 2,385 - Follows: 2,562 - Updated: 8/9 - Published: 4/1/2014 - [Harry P., Daphne G., OC] - Complete
After the Chamber - Lords and Ladies by SeerKing reviews
Set shortly after the Chamber of Secrets, Harry discovers that by defeating Lord Voldemort three time, he has stolen his enemies title of Lord Slytherin. The trouble begins from there... Harry/Multi. T for Language, possible upgrade to M for more adult themes later.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 80,237 - Reviews: 650 - Favs: 2,935 - Follows: 4,057 - Updated: 8/9 - Published: 9/13/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Ginny W., Daphne G.]
Naruto the Chimera V2 by JK10 reviews
Naruto was fostered by Orochimaru on the fifth day of his birth. Orochimaru started to experiment on him at a young age. What happens when Naruto gets older and bloodlines start to appear. Naru/harem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 189,473 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 1,396 - Follows: 1,513 - Updated: 8/8 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Naruto U.
The Last Lion of House Reyne by joen1801 reviews
When Tywin Lannister crushed the Reyne-Tarbeck Rebellion everyone in the Kingdoms believed he ended two noble lines. But thanks to one unique infant, one Harrion Reyne called Harry by his parents, some survived.
Crossover - Harry Potter & A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 107,380 - Reviews: 774 - Favs: 2,389 - Follows: 2,858 - Updated: 8/4 - Published: 7/18/2015
The Travels of the Master of Death - The Prince that was Promised by StrawHatLuffy94 reviews
After all, to the well-organized mind, death is but the next great adventure. Truer words were never spoken by Dumbledore when Harry found himself as the Master of Death. Now, Harry is reborn as the Crown Prince of a realm on the brink of civil war. Can he stop the darkness to come?
Crossover - Harry Potter & A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 105,025 - Reviews: 990 - Favs: 3,011 - Follows: 3,924 - Updated: 8/4 - Published: 12/10/2015 - Harry P., Jon S.
Under a Watchful Eye by mysecretthoughts reviews
A character reads the books story heavy on Sirius and Harry. THERE IS NO ACTUAL RECITATION OF THE BOOKS!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 61 - Words: 434,407 - Reviews: 1353 - Favs: 1,011 - Follows: 1,183 - Updated: 8/3 - Published: 12/25/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B.
A Prank? by PrinceMittens reviews
Naruto ends up in his 12 year old body. Armed with near unparalleled power, there is much he could change. Whether those changes would affect the future for better or for worse is uncertain. In fact, the entire world that he was now in was probably one huge prank. There's no way he'd been sent back in time because time travel is impossible.. right?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 81,962 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 905 - Follows: 1,317 - Updated: 8/3 - Published: 3/3 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Hinata H.
Stolen Child by GenkaiFan reviews
Harry saves a small barn owl from his cousin and gang the summer after fifth year. But as we all know, nothing is as it seems. Things are about to change. Lab/HP cross. AU – NOT in What's Said universe. Mentor pairings only. No slash!
Crossover - Labyrinth & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,114 - Reviews: 592 - Favs: 931 - Follows: 1,191 - Updated: 8/3 - Published: 4/17 - Jareth, Harry P., Sirius B., Severus S.
This Time The Potters by Fairywm reviews
Sequel to A Brand New Start: Time Traveler Harry Potter/Hydrus Black once again travels to 1981, hoping this time he can save Harry's parents along with Harry. Having saved Harry once, this time should be much easier with his past experience. If only things would go as he expects they should... a bit of mystery, some romance, no slash. Time Travel! On Hiatus.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 111,323 - Reviews: 778 - Favs: 1,366 - Follows: 1,948 - Updated: 8/3 - Published: 11/1/2015 - [Lily Evans P., James P.] Harry P., Sirius B.
Angry, Angry Wizards by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Finally letting his long patience run out during the hearing to determine his fate, Harry gets a one-way ticket to Japan as a way for the Minister to be legally rid of him. Just one problem...no one told Harry about the aliens and their insane caretaker! Now he's stuck in a battle royale with a prize he's not even interested in! Can Harry survive his flock? Harry with minor harem
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sekirei - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,022 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 1,570 - Follows: 1,691 - Updated: 8/2 - Published: 7/27 - Harry P., No. 04/Karasuba
Herald of the End by Mach Farcon reviews
AU The world can be forever changed by the simplest of choices. When Sakura takes a different path home one day after the Academy,Naruto gains a new goal: Protect his precious people. No matter the odds. No matter the cost. Konoha, what have you created?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 432,754 - Reviews: 1300 - Favs: 2,084 - Follows: 2,457 - Updated: 8/2 - Published: 9/29/2014 - Naruto U., Sakura H., Hinata H., Haku
The Rise Of Harry Potter by Arsene Wenger reviews
After his confrontation with Pettigrew, reality hits Harry and he realises he needs to grow a spine if he is to survive. Watch as Harry becomes his own man as he faces the Triwizard Tournament trails. Harry/Many. Independent Dark Harry. The Goblet Of Fire as it should have been.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 208,386 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 711 - Follows: 737 - Updated: 8/1 - Published: 6/30 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
The Dark Lord of Naboo by psychoman222 reviews
When his last breath left him on the Death Star, Anakin Skywalker had one wish-to be with his family. His mother, Padmé, Luke and his sister, whom he had never met, but wished to… Of course, he accepted that that wish would not be answered. So, when he woke up in his nine-year old body, he was surprised, to say the least. AU/Time Travel.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,352 - Reviews: 421 - Favs: 1,322 - Follows: 1,625 - Updated: 8/1 - Published: 4/27/2015 - [Anakin Skywalker, Padmé Amidala]
10th Life by Woona The Cat reviews
Kuroka had thought she would fail. Her nine lives had been used up trying to save her sister, but it had all been futile. She had resigned to simply escaping, but out of the blue, a random man claiming to be a wizard appears, wielding powers beyond anything anyone had ever seen. With his help, she may just yet be able to save her sister, altering fate. The Master of Death comes.
Crossover - Harry Potter & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 51,742 - Reviews: 584 - Favs: 2,610 - Follows: 3,080 - Updated: 7/31 - Published: 9/13/2015 - Harry P., T. Koneko, Kuroka
The Last True Uzumaki by Venu3374 reviews
When a traumatic event proves that Naruto has inherited his mother's Adamantine Chains, the normal order of Konoha is thrown into chaos. Follows Naruto's quest to become strong enough to live up to his parent's legacy and protect those he loves. Naru/Hina, OOC, Bloodline Naruto, maybe Sasuke/Sakura bashing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 106,967 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 1,598 - Follows: 2,035 - Updated: 7/31 - Published: 7/5/2015 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.]
Pyroclasm by Ziphon reviews
Response to The Modern Sorcerers Fire Solves Everything challenge. You know the saying that there are those people who just want to watch the world burn? Well who better to do that than a Fire Elemental?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,456 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 499 - Updated: 7/30 - Published: 2/2 - Harry P., Draco M., Fleur D., Daphne G.
When Harry Met Yoda by Traban16 reviews
A long time ago, the night Harry Potter came across Yoda everything changed for the galaxy far, far away...
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 61,487 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 776 - Follows: 1,061 - Updated: 7/30 - Published: 10/23/2015 - Yoda, Ahsoka T., Harry P., Luna L.
The Accidental Animagus by White Squirrel reviews
Harry escapes the Dursleys with a unique bout of accidental magic and eventually winds up at the Grangers' house. Now, he has what he always wanted: a loving family, and he'll need their help to take on the magical world and vanquish the dark lord who has pursued him from birth.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 112 - Words: 697,174 - Reviews: 3840 - Favs: 4,730 - Follows: 5,666 - Updated: 7/30 - Published: 11/20/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Dragonic Fate Works by Kratos1989 reviews
Honestly, I should have expected it. After all, my line of work would always be screwing with me when I don't need to. What I did not expect was getting myself into a world where Gods are around, Angels and Demons are real, and the residents are really weird. I blame Zelretch for this. FSN and DxD Crossover.Rated T for the time being.
Crossover - Fate/stay night & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 179,876 - Reviews: 576 - Favs: 2,083 - Follows: 2,386 - Updated: 7/30 - Published: 1/12/2015 - Shirō E., H. Issei
The Sex Slaves Of Harry Potter by Arsene Wenger reviews
Seeing through the manipulations of Dumbledore and faced with the threat of Voldemort, Harry creates his own faction with sex slaves in secret. Harry/Harem. Evil!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 57,349 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 521 - Updated: 7/28 - Published: 7/8 - Harry P., Angelina J., Lavender B., Daphne G.
Corvus: The Raven Constellation by Demonic-Slytherin224 reviews
Azkaban made a mistake, putting two of the most dangerous people in Britain together and soon they come to an accord, a truce between family. One full of loyalty can't forsake his God-Son, so together they track him down. Once full of hate, the other is on a road of peace and must have the other's steady hand to guide. The God-Son turns out to be something new, a wild card.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,354 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 825 - Follows: 1,169 - Updated: 7/28 - Published: 12/11/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B., Bellatrix L.
Breaking the Habit by OtakuWest reviews
Inoichi decides that Naruto needs a little help in order to understand what he can do with his future. That same day an incident causes him to meet Kurama first hand and strikes a deal. After realizing he is the son of the Yondaime he takes upon himself to Break his Habit of being the class clown.. to an extent. NaruIno Let us see what is in store with this story of a lifetime!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 46,386 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 740 - Updated: 7/28 - Published: 3/22 - [Naruto U., Ino Y.] Hinata H., Kurenai Y.
The Difference One Man Can Make by joen1801 reviews
After the Battle of Hogwarts, Harry Potter decided to travel the world. Twelve years later when a new threat attempts to destroy the progress made in Britain he returns home to deal with the situation. During the fight that puts down the small group of upstarts Harry finds himself in a world of ice and fire
Crossover - Harry Potter & Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 240,080 - Reviews: 3390 - Favs: 6,338 - Follows: 7,281 - Updated: 7/28 - Published: 3/22/2015
And, The Giant Awoke by RemoWilliams reviews
What if Tyrion actually did fight The Mountain by himself?
Game of Thrones - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 84,206 - Reviews: 619 - Favs: 1,762 - Follows: 1,872 - Updated: 7/27 - Published: 5/26/2014 - Tyrion L.
The Rise by BlackPlasma reviews
The night sky twinkled away as Hagrid was never sent to fetch Harry which resulted in him being alone for his birthday. Harry never forgets the memories left behind and occurrences have surfaced that have begun to deviate from the norm. With it might come something that will shake the world. Ash will fall from the sky. A Song of Basilisk Venom and Phoenix Tears. Slytherin Harry A/U
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 49,858 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 883 - Follows: 1,356 - Updated: 7/25 - Published: 9/7/2015 - [Harry P., Daphne G.]
Doeskin by chicaalterego reviews
After reading the tale of the hallows Harry should have known Death was petty. Now the "Master of Death" was to be reborn in an exiting world of ninja as a Nara deer. 'Death can't harm its master' his bloody arse
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,582 - Reviews: 800 - Favs: 2,245 - Follows: 2,985 - Updated: 7/24 - Published: 2/8/2015 - Harry P., Shikamaru N., Yoshino N.
A Simple Teenage Shop Owner by AngryOwl reviews
Things aren't always as simple as they seem. Just because he found himself in a new world, Naruto shouldn't have forgotten this. Now he must deal with angel, fallen angels, devils, perverts and god, all while maintaining a relationship and running his store. Things can never be simple for him.
Crossover - Naruto & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 142,139 - Reviews: 3168 - Favs: 4,891 - Follows: 5,532 - Updated: 7/24 - Published: 7/8/2015 - Naruto U., T. Koneko
For Better or Worse by The Howling Behemoth reviews
Naruto and Temari are married for the alliance between their villages. She tries to understand her damaged husband while he tries to keep her as happy as possible. Good luck. Too bad most of the villagers are against them, making them greater pariahs. Thankfully and unfortunately, Naruto will do ANYTHING for his family, even make deals with devils. SasuxSaku-council-others bashing
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,009 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 477 - Updated: 7/21 - Published: 3/29 - [Naruto U., Temari]
Lessons From a Grateful Veela by PD31 reviews
Fleur decides that Harry should be rewarded for saving her sister from the lake in the second task.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 38,614 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 1,248 - Follows: 859 - Updated: 7/17 - Published: 5/20 - [Harry P., Fleur D.] - Complete
Wizard DXD Volume 1: A New Life by bivz643 reviews
After the War, Harry leaves Britain for Kuoh to start a new life. While he may want to stay from the holy war that is currently in a fragile standstill, how long will it take for him to stay away from it all. Especially when his title of Master of Death makes him a lord in the underworld novelty. Also what about Potters and their Redheads? Volume 1 of Wizard DXD series
Crossover - Harry Potter & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 29,210 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 550 - Updated: 7/16 - Published: 6/18 - Complete
Golden King of Zero by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Louise's last chance to prove she's a proper mage results in something unexpected. She summons a familiar alright, but no one told her she could summon an actual KING. Ko Gil is in for a wild ride of political intrigue, headaches of the troll variety courtesy of a world traveling vampire, and all the fun of having a Tsundere for a master. Reconquista won't know what hit it!
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,584 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 904 - Follows: 987 - Updated: 7/14 - Published: 5/13 - Gilgamesh, Louise
Witch 3 by Argo0 reviews
Harry Potter manages an up and coming girl band called Witch 3, made up of his best friends since childhood. Of course, right before their first big show, the girls have a surprise for him, one that he's more than eager to accept, even if the clock is ticking. SMUT HP/HG/SB/DG.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,838 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 128 - Published: 7/11 - [Harry P., Daphne G., Hermione G., Susan B.] - Complete
Sacred Magic Wizards and Dragons by Gabriel Herrol reviews
Sacred Gears. Also known as God's Artifacts. Wizards are humans with an extra gene who gave them the ability to wield the arcane forces of the world, thus can be bestowed with a Sacred Gear. What would happen if "The Power He Knows Not" told in the Prophecy was a Harry Potter in possession of the Longinus class Sacred Gear named Divine Dividing?
Crossover - Harry Potter & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 83,577 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 1,403 - Follows: 1,605 - Updated: 7/9 - Published: 1/9 - [Harry P., H. Akeno, Rias G.] Sona S.
True Potential by DryBonesKing reviews
One discussion in the academy introduces Naruto to his first real friends and changes his life forever. Together, they will work hard, push each other, and unlock their true potential. NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 59 - Words: 603,752 - Reviews: 3214 - Favs: 4,983 - Follows: 5,377 - Updated: 7/8 - Published: 8/5/2012 - Naruto U., Hinata H., Shikamaru N., Anko M.
Love or Law? by WindSongEnchantment reviews
What would happen if Shang found out that Mulan was a girl before the battle in the mountains? Would he follow the law and reveal her for who she truly is or would he allow her to continue her training as a soldier and hope that she makes it through the war undiscovered? Will he listen to honor or to his heart?
Mulan - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 37,943 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 583 - Updated: 7/6 - Published: 11/20/2014
Creator among Supernatural by Writer with bad Grammar T-T reviews
Issei is not normal child. He always have better imagination than his peers. A magnificent, cool, elegance, majestic, scary, dark, inhumane and beautiful things. He see what people don't everyday. Then one day, in his most vulnerable moment, he unconsciously imagine one of his 'creation'. And it become real. AU, Smart!Powerful!NeutralGray!OOCIse!Warn:BadGrammar!Prolog-Chap1 edited
Crossover - Fate/stay night & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 90,881 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 511 - Follows: 524 - Updated: 7/6 - Published: 1/17 - H. Issei
Devils and Vampires Redux by Lord-Hadrian-of-Darkness reviews
ADOPTED from Angeldoctor with his permission. Harry becomes Deaths incarnation on Earth and now the Devils Angels and Fallen have all taken notice of him. Will he be pulled into supporting one of the three great factions or will he dominate them himself? Mature Content and Lemons. Do not read if under 18 years of age! Crosses over Harry Potter, Highschool DxD and Marvel
Crossover - Harry Potter & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 75,986 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 1,541 - Follows: 1,713 - Updated: 7/3 - Published: 7/9/2015 - Harry P., Rias G.
Dark Phoenix of Konoha by White Angel of Auralon reviews
Naruto has a big secret, he isn't the dead last he appears to be. But why would he show that before he is ready to deal with the stones the council loves placing in his way? The Sandaime, having opened his eyes will do his best to make sure that Konoha will retain the Will of Fire. Smart / Strong Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 45 - Words: 198,871 - Reviews: 3284 - Favs: 7,591 - Follows: 8,210 - Updated: 6/28 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Naruto U., Kakashi H.
The will to protect by zasqas reviews
After failing exam for the second time, being fooled by and then beating Mizuki, Naruto got a chance to graduate early, yet didn't take it. Now with the will to become strong enough to protect those precious to him he will reach new hights.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 138,787 - Reviews: 847 - Favs: 1,485 - Follows: 1,894 - Updated: 6/28 - Published: 11/25/2014 - Naruto U., Sakura H., Ino Y., Hinata H.
The Lightsaber by Tellemicus Sundance reviews
A childhood love, combined with magical experimentation, and a determination to see his project brought to life. This was all it took to change the world...forever. (A/N: Based on numerous reviews, 'suspension of belief' is evidently required to enjoy this story)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Spiritual - Chapters: 26 - Words: 173,879 - Reviews: 967 - Favs: 1,675 - Follows: 1,998 - Updated: 6/26 - Published: 11/29/2014 - Harry P., Voldemort, Dudley D. - Complete
Naruto: The Seal Trickster by SlideToast reviews
Naruto has lived a hard couple years in the village hidden in the leaves. But that is all about to change when the Hokage gives him a scroll on Fuuinjutsu and it turns out the Uzumaki and Namikaze blood blooms true in the young boy. Back to writing! Hopefully updates every two or three days!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 58,430 - Reviews: 468 - Favs: 999 - Follows: 1,332 - Updated: 6/26 - Published: 4/24/2015 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.]
Fake x Fate by kyugan reviews
Shirou only had the best intentions that night he chose to cast aside his ideals. Now trapped in a strange world where Gods, Angels & Devils run rampant, he's about to learn just what kind of road said intentions have built...provided he can finish his second year without accidentally kick-starting another Holy War.
Crossover - Fate/stay night & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 75,585 - Reviews: 1043 - Favs: 2,444 - Follows: 2,913 - Updated: 6/25 - Published: 8/20/2015 - Shirō E., Azazel
Lone Traveler: The Greatest Minister in History by dunuelos reviews
The Lone Traveler arrives on the even of Fudge's election. Instead of pelting Dumbledore for advice, the new Minister listens to a new viewpoint. Much is changed.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 79,617 - Reviews: 940 - Favs: 1,617 - Follows: 1,366 - Updated: 6/25 - Published: 5/14 - Harry P., Amelia B., Augusta L., C. Fudge - Complete
I can teach you if you want by Got a jar of dirt reviews
A few simple sentences can change a person's life; for better or for worse. Kakashi utters one of these simple sentences to a five year old Naruto in a chance meeting. How will this affect both their lives and the shinobi world as a whole? Brotherly!Kakashi, Believably Strong / Smart Naruto. Adopted by Kyoto141092
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 87,363 - Reviews: 991 - Favs: 2,681 - Follows: 3,205 - Updated: 6/22 - Published: 2/2/2014 - [Naruto U., Kurotsuchi] Kakashi H.
Holding All The Cards by Drow79 reviews
Issei was celebrating at a festival when a certain stall called the 'Throne of Heroes' caught his attention. Deciding to check it out he made a decision that changed his life and the lives of those around him forever. Warning OOC Issei/Less perverted Issei. Harem because DxD. Cover art by DoomityDoom on Deviantart.
Crossover - Fate/stay night & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 175,604 - Reviews: 1121 - Favs: 1,667 - Follows: 1,843 - Updated: 6/22 - Published: 10/6/2015
An Inconvenient Truth by old-crow reviews
After the events in third year, the wizarding world grows darker. Fudge seems intent on spending more time covering up what's happening than dealing with it. Could a stronger relationship between Harry and the Bones family change history?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 174,464 - Reviews: 2186 - Favs: 3,147 - Follows: 2,504 - Updated: 6/22 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
The Handbook of Elf Psychology by evansentranced reviews
Sequel to Fantastic Elves and Where to Find Them! Harry is captured by wizards and brought to a castle. The wizards are obnoxious, but there's a lovely wood nearby which is quaintly named the "Forbidden" Forest. Harry thinks that's adorable.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 99,261 - Reviews: 2351 - Favs: 4,877 - Follows: 5,720 - Updated: 6/21 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Harry P., Draco M., Severus S., Luna L. - Complete
The Best Laid Plans of Mice and Men by Lucillia reviews
When Naruto decides to skip past the Kage Bunshin and picks another jutsu to learn from the Forbidden Scroll, Madara - who'd dearly love to kill the brat - is left scrambling to salvage his plans.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,537 - Reviews: 895 - Favs: 3,132 - Follows: 3,421 - Updated: 6/20 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Naruto U., Madara U.
Path of the King by Neoalfa reviews
"With swords that aren't yours, with skills that aren't yours, for dreams that aren't yours. Your entire existence is a lie!" - "Then I'll show you that even fake dreams can become reality." A different choice, a different path, a different FATE. Shirou/Multi
Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 299,525 - Reviews: 3548 - Favs: 4,785 - Follows: 4,815 - Updated: 6/20 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Shirō E., Caster
A Bond from Broken Marriages by Drakkus Storm reviews
The war finally over and everyone was married and happy. But the happiness didn't last as Harry found Dumbledore's diary and his machinations so that Harry is dead and the Weasleys rich. Unfortunately Harry stumbles upon Ginny's affair and consequences of this event unfold. If this wasn't enough Harry is targeted for an assassination. Time-travel fic. Warning:Incest and adult theme
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,793 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 650 - Follows: 1,138 - Updated: 6/19 - Published: 6/21/2015 - [Harry P., Fleur D.] Hermione G.
Misstep in the Right Direction by Solvdrage reviews
It was just a simple good luck wish. This innocent moment created a connection between two lonely children years before destiny intended. This unintended new connection will change the course of history.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 111,056 - Reviews: 848 - Favs: 1,625 - Follows: 1,966 - Updated: 6/17 - Published: 10/20/2011 - [Hinata H., Naruto U.]
The Return by Kyoka Suigetsu Totsuka reviews
Rias Gremory didn't expect to ever come across someone so pure-hearted, so genuine, so...perfect. Perhaps it was the devil blood running through her veins, but she wanted to corrupt him. She wants Uzumaki Naruto to belong to her, and only her.
Crossover - Naruto & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,214 - Reviews: 848 - Favs: 2,331 - Follows: 2,605 - Updated: 6/15 - Published: 4/7 - Naruto U., Rias G.
Harry Potter: Coming Out On Top by ManMadeofLasers reviews
Harry Potter gets the short end of the stick, I think we can all agree. But what if, in a strange twist of fate, every time Harry James Potter met adverse circumstance he always ended out on top? Bad things always happen to the hero, but in this case the hero rides these events to the top. Very WIP, not a serious fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 181,044 - Reviews: 1516 - Favs: 3,887 - Follows: 5,012 - Updated: 6/12 - Published: 2/6/2014 - Harry P., Luna L., N. Tonks, Gabrielle D.
A New Destiny by Newbie1104 reviews
He knew that Henrietta had summoned him without a catalyst. That meant he was the best match for her. She needed help. She needed him. He was the solution for her problem. And surely, the two of them had something in common that they hadn't discovered yet. Shirou x Henrietta, AU. Rated T at the moment.
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 54,634 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 1,161 - Follows: 1,503 - Updated: 6/12 - Published: 1/21/2015
The Paths Diverge by Vaneria Potter reviews
Because there was NO WAY leaving a toddler on a doorstep in the middle of a winter night could POSSIBLY go wrong...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 31,211 - Reviews: 1371 - Favs: 4,216 - Follows: 1,319 - Updated: 6/8 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Prodigal Delinquent by Ethereal Euphoria reviews
AU. Little Harry Potter knew from the moment he defied the laws of gravity and made a pebble accelerate at a freefall of 8.9 m/s 2, that he was going to have fun learning about the rules of all the known universe… and breaking every single one of them. WARNING: Sporadic Updates.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 63,349 - Reviews: 1869 - Favs: 5,473 - Follows: 7,061 - Updated: 6/5 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Harry P.
Lord of the Storm by SoulReaperCrewe reviews
He believed his future was set in stone but instead finds the world thrown into a series of triumphs and tragedies. His goal in life is to protect his family and do his proud while preventing the Kingdom from tearing itself apart. Start's Pre-Rebellion. Harry/Elia, Hary/Ashara
Crossover - Harry Potter & Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,653 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 1,297 - Follows: 1,580 - Updated: 6/2 - Published: 5/10 - Harry P., Elia M.
The Contract by dunuelos reviews
Naruto, in an attempt to use a flashy jutsu his sensei used, opens the way to a whole group of people who will change the shape of the shinobi world. Crossover with Rorchac's Blot's "Make a Wish" and other related stories.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 85,055 - Reviews: 1118 - Favs: 2,483 - Follows: 2,754 - Updated: 5/30 - Published: 10/10/2013 - Harry P., Naruto U.
Magic Online by Mrs.InsaneOne reviews
It has always been said that magic and technology did not mix; too bad no one ever mentioned that little fact to young Harry Potter. Add in one mad genius bent on destroying the lives of ten thousand people by trapping them inside of his online virtual reality game and you have the makings of a very dangerous brew. HP/HG
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 44 - Words: 268,416 - Reviews: 2889 - Favs: 3,732 - Follows: 4,217 - Updated: 5/29 - Published: 7/20/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Agil/Andrew Gilbert Mills
Petrification Proliferation by White Squirrel reviews
What would have been the appropriate response to a creature that can kill with a look being set loose in the only magical school in Britain? It would have been a lot more than a pat on the head from Dumbledore and a mug of hot cocoa.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,020 - Reviews: 853 - Favs: 3,150 - Follows: 3,503 - Updated: 5/29 - Published: 5/22/2015 - Harry P., Amelia B. - Complete
The Last Hero's Heir by Newmic reviews
His origins are said to be unknown and yet the Children know for whence he came. They called for his help and brought him along the path that opened when the Red Comet passed. With his help they emerged victorious and as quick as he came he disappeared. Millennia have passed since the Long Night. What will happen to Westeros when the Last Hero's heir crosses the same path? AU.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 116,053 - Reviews: 505 - Favs: 1,379 - Follows: 1,843 - Updated: 5/27 - Published: 2/14
The Second Time Around by ZilchNil reviews
What happens when Harry, presented with an opportunity to return to the past, charges ahead in true Potter style? With little to no regard of consequences or plans of any sort? Rating is for language and adult situations.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 84,513 - Reviews: 854 - Favs: 3,173 - Follows: 4,364 - Updated: 5/22 - Published: 12/17/2013 - Harry P., N. Tonks
Out of the Unknown by axellon2008 reviews
Naruto discovers a crashed starship outside his village and his life is forever changed. Under the unorthodox tutelage of a Sith Lord's spirit, he will learn the technology and history of a larger galaxy that he, and no one else from his planet, ever knew existed.
Crossover - Star Wars & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 35 - Words: 636,110 - Reviews: 2725 - Favs: 3,276 - Follows: 2,936 - Updated: 5/21 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Naruto U.
Sometimes The Only Winning Move Is Not To Play by war hippy fatigues reviews
Or: How a somewhat cowardly Harry Potter with poor social skills tries to save the day.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 64,417 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 524 - Updated: 5/18 - Published: 6/3/2015 - Harry P., Basilisk
Harry Potter Loving Death by GreyKing46 reviews
Harry is the Master of Death, but what if he became its Master earlier than book 7? What if Death was a woman? And what if she came to visit him? Not only does this change his perspective on life, not only does it shift his attitude but it also removes the veil of deception from his eyes. Watch as Harry becomes the Master of Death. And nabs several hot babes on the way. Harry/Harem
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 45,565 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 1,630 - Follows: 2,071 - Updated: 5/18 - Published: 1/9 - [Harry P., Daphne G., Hermione G., Fleur D.]
A Looped Story by lin4t reviews
When Naruto woke up on graduation day, he didn't expect things to do wrong. He especially did not expect Mizuki was a traitor and even more so that Iruka would die and did die for him. But when that happened, why did he wake up back on graduation day? What was happening? What was going on? All Naruto knew was...he was stuck in some Time Loop.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 138,712 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 552 - Follows: 737 - Updated: 5/15 - Published: 12/23/2015 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Hinata H., Haku
The True Blood Princess by Nemesis13 reviews
Growing bored and lonely the Girl-Who-Lived Lillith Potter decided to take Death up on his offer to explore new worlds; now the first born Princess of Robert Baratheon follow her journey as she is betrothed to the Starks of the North, adopts Arya as her apprentice, and shows an unchanging world what a mischievous millennium old witch can do.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Game of Thrones - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,874 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 1,951 - Follows: 2,725 - Updated: 5/15 - Published: 9/19/2015 - [Harry P., Robb S.] [Arya S., Gendry W.]
Miracle of Zero: Kingdom of the Forsaken by James D. Fawkes reviews
"A girl cries out for Salvation - and receives a Miracle." Like all things, it begins with a wish. One wish, for a powerful, strong familiar. One wish, to be a hero that saves everyone. One wish, to finally live free. One wish, to meet again after so long apart. One wish, to be forgiven for the sin of betrayal. One wish, with the power to change the world.
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Familiar of Zero - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 219,433 - Reviews: 1252 - Favs: 3,043 - Follows: 3,292 - Updated: 5/12 - Published: 5/30/2013 - Shirō E., Louise
Can't Rely on Authority by cvtisjustok reviews
After rescuing Sirius Black, again. Harry realizes the authority figures in his life arent doing their job. Watch as Harry takes his future into his own hand. HP/LL eventually, slight Dumbledore Bashing, some Weasley bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 145,126 - Reviews: 1160 - Favs: 2,148 - Follows: 2,376 - Updated: 5/9 - Published: 2/5 - Harry P., Sirius B., Luna L. - Complete
Prodigal Son by commandocucumber reviews
Eight years after Berk's heir vanished, the Viking town is slowly crumbling. Dragon attacks are more devastating than ever. To save her village Astrid must piece together exactly what happened before the dragons wipe them all out for good. Meanwhile, half a world away and eight years wiser, Hiccup decides it might just be time to go home.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 182,861 - Reviews: 1647 - Favs: 2,313 - Follows: 2,950 - Updated: 5/6 - Published: 9/17/2014 - [Astrid, Hiccup] Stoick, Toothless
Is it Too Late? by Stephen Ratliff reviews
Sequel to Remuneration for Instructional Services. Harry takes over the Defense Against the Dark Arts Professorship
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,212 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 562 - Updated: 4/28 - Published: 2/10/2013 - Harry P.
Better Left Unsaid by Kenchi618 reviews
Mizuki never got to shoot his mouth off at Naruto the night he took the Scroll of Seals. Other than skipping a half-manic monologue from him what exactly did this change for everyone's favorite blonde ninja? Who knows? Rated M for language/later events.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 73 - Words: 955,659 - Reviews: 8172 - Favs: 9,442 - Follows: 8,663 - Updated: 4/27 - Published: 12/14/2010 - [Naruto U., Ino Y.] Team Ten
Uzumaki Legacy:The Reborn by uzumaki kitsune9 reviews
After being hated by almost everyone in the village, Naruto planned on leaving it for good and starting his own village and making it the strongest in the elemental nations. The Uzumaki Legacy must live on. The Uzumaki will rise. Major Harem story, Uzumakicest. God-like Naruto. Sharingan Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 55,294 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 1,039 - Follows: 1,150 - Updated: 4/26 - Published: 12/29/2013 - Naruto U., Hinata H., Kyuubi/Kurama, Kushina U.
Gremory's Black Knight by itachikage reviews
To save Asuna, Kirito makes a deal with a devil. But sinister forces are at work, and have been since the very start of Sword Art Online. Can the Black Swordsman find out the true reason for the death game, or has he been dancing to their tune since the very beginning?
Crossover - Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 31,810 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 368 - Updated: 4/24 - Published: 1/11
The bloody Ashikabi by Arawn D. Draven reviews
When the Dursleys go to Japan, Dudley accidentally activates a security in MBI's locals that kill them. Now, what will MBI and Karasuba do with the child they found when they checked the Dursleys' car? Rated M for mention of torture and child abuse, and future language and gore. There will be some Dumbledore, Potters, and some Weasley bashing. You are warned. Alive!Potters
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sekirei - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 29 - Words: 271,551 - Reviews: 2811 - Favs: 4,180 - Follows: 4,540 - Updated: 4/24 - Published: 12/31/2013 - [Harry P., No. 04/Karasuba, No. 07/Akitsu] Takami S.
Reap My Fury by Jinchuu21 reviews
Hinrik 'Harry' Baratheon, Heir to Dragonstone. A small addition will change the Game of Thrones, because Harry does not play games. An injection of Harry Potter into the Game of Thrones/Song of Ice and Fire Universe. (On Hiatus)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 63,918 - Reviews: 507 - Favs: 1,502 - Follows: 1,806 - Updated: 4/23 - Published: 2/28 - Harry P., Stannis B., OC, Yara G.
The Witch Queen of Essos by TheGirlWithFarTooManyIdeas reviews
Her husband killed and her children taken away from her, Ginny Weasley embraces death. But, instead of reaching the sweet embrace of heaven, she finds herself in a world just as broken and coldhearted. She's tired of witnessing death, so when Gregor Cleange goes to eliminate Rheagar's legacy, she begins her demolition of the Lannisters and the legend of the Witch Queen. AU
Crossover - Harry Potter & Game of Thrones - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 41,772 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 1,178 - Follows: 1,247 - Updated: 4/20 - Published: 7/6/2015 - Ginny W., Daenerys T., Lyanna S. - Complete
Fate: Servant and Cook by Serenarey Chiba reviews
Shirou is forced back in time to save Arturia from her downfall, though he doesn't know how or what to do about it. He's not a fighter, but an idealist. Is he supposed to use his ideals to oppose, or supplement Arturia's? Saber/Shirou
Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 202,850 - Reviews: 633 - Favs: 1,198 - Follows: 1,479 - Updated: 4/12 - Published: 10/26/2014 - [Shirō E., Arturia Pendragon, Saber]
Naruto: A second Chance by charmerdark reviews
Yet another time travel story. A lot more new themes. Just started. More coming soon. Naruto, a jinchuriki and pride of the ninja alliance is dying at the feet of Kaguya. Mysteriously, he is back to the fun, okay not so fun, childhood. Will naruto use his second chance to his best advantage? Naruhina. Sasusaku. GoodSasuke fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 27,284 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 4/9 - Published: 8/7/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Hinata H.
A Snake Is Born by CHAOS AND TRANQUILITY reviews
"... and while the Basilisk venom simmers, add a dash of Soul. Gently stir in the phoenix tears and garnish with some Mother's Sacrifice. Your freak of magic is now ready to be served". AU GoF packed with dark truths,betrayal, and new hopes. The world has no idea what was awoken deep under those stone halls...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 58,343 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 1,145 - Follows: 1,598 - Updated: 4/9 - Published: 8/23/2015 - [Harry P., Fleur D.] Cedric D.
Adas Reborn by Shahismael reviews
Based on The Galactic War challenge by Belgrath on DZ2's forums. During the Battle at the Department of Mysteries, Harry Potter is sent to the Star Wars universe. Arriving two years before Attack of the Clones, this is Harry's story as he grows through the Clone Wars and his return home. An eventual H/Hr, it will develop after harry's return. Not sure which genres to call this one.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 178,209 - Reviews: 742 - Favs: 1,583 - Follows: 1,903 - Updated: 4/5 - Published: 6/30/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Count Dooku
Fall to Zenith by Quatermass reviews
(Dumbledore-bashing!) Sometimes, we need to fall in order to rise to our full potential. During the First Task, Harry learns of chains and lies he has lived with for a long time, for he is Harry Sitri, cousin to Serafall and Sona. But as a Devil, can he be accepted in any world? And will Serafall Leviathan's cunning plan to wed Harry and Rias Gremory work out?
Crossover - Harry Potter & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 47,174 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 624 - Follows: 653 - Updated: 4/3 - Published: 2/18 - [Harry P., Rias G.] Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Triwizard Champions by chris400ad reviews
Fleur Delacour has only known love from her family. But that's all about to change when she arrives at Hogwarts for the Triwizard Tournament. AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 64,121 - Reviews: 592 - Favs: 2,374 - Follows: 1,458 - Updated: 3/28 - Published: 12/5/2010 - [Harry P., Fleur D.] - Complete
The Ritual by Balder reviews
The summer after Fifth Year Harry learns of a ritual that will triple his magical power. With some help from Hermione and Ginny he plans to do it even though he's not supposed to. Rated M for nudity and adult situations.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,834 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 3/25 - Published: 1/24 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Harry Potter and the Best Man's Job by Scott the Wanderer reviews
Harry was asked to be the Best Man for Remus and Bill in a double wedding. The problem? They didn't tell him that the Best Man has an important function in Traditional Wizarding Weddings. Minor AU. Please R&R with open mind
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,414 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 2,066 - Follows: 2,810 - Updated: 3/23 - Published: 6/14/2015 - [Fleur D., Harry P., N. Tonks]
Raptor by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Hagrid wins a dragon egg...only what is inside is no dragon. Harry is the first to make eye contact with the creature inside...and ends up with a most unusual familiar. Watch out Hogwarts...things are about to get prehistoric!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Jurassic Park - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 65,937 - Reviews: 3105 - Favs: 5,474 - Follows: 5,712 - Updated: 3/16 - Published: 12/24/2015 - Harry P., Velociraptor
Ignition by The Modern Sorcerer reviews
Harry Potter's temper has always been rather dangerous, but it's not until things start bursting into flames that people realise exactly how fiery it is. And now that the fire's been lit, Harry isn't all that willing to let it be smothered again, in fact he's all for letting it burn. And should the Ministry or Voldemort stand in his way? Well... fire solves everything.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 53,243 - Reviews: 1033 - Favs: 2,617 - Follows: 3,300 - Updated: 3/12 - Published: 10/30/2015 - Harry P.
The fate of DxD by whitesquirel reviews
When Shirou and Illya found out that they have been thrown into another world, they certainly didn't expect to be dragged in a conflict of three overpowered races. Hell, they didn't even expect to leave Fuyuki anytime soon. Now they have to deal with devils, fallen angels and the occasional angel. How for God's sake is there any time for romance left?
Crossover - Fate/stay night & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 69,126 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 1,152 - Follows: 1,421 - Updated: 3/9 - Published: 8/30/2015 - [Illyasviel von Einzbern, Shirō E.]
Memories Of Others by TheBeardedOne reviews
Sometimes a technique can lead to new discoveries, new paths. A chance discovery lets Naruto learn that which he was never taught... using the memories of others to aid his progress.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 60 - Words: 135,436 - Reviews: 2827 - Favs: 3,178 - Follows: 3,370 - Updated: 3/7 - Published: 9/6/2015 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Heiress of Blades by mad thought reviews
A Broodmother and her weakened swarm come to the elemental nations to find greater essence for the Queen of Blades, but the Overlords carrying them are struck down by the Kyuubi the night it attacks. Cut off from the swarm they now seek to grow in power, but they need someone new to lead their swarm like a certain young Hyuga.
Crossover - StarCraft & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 76,599 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 558 - Updated: 3/4 - Published: 3/4/2015 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
A Drop of Poison by Angel of Snapdragons reviews
WIP An unconscious Iruka forces Naruto to return to the academy for another year. It also marks the beginnings of a prank whose far-reaching consequences will shake Konoha to its foundations.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 187,685 - Reviews: 6813 - Favs: 10,298 - Follows: 11,352 - Updated: 3/3 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Naruto U., Iruka U.
The Vow And Its Consequences by DebsTheSlytherinSnapefan reviews
Dudley demands to go to a fair, it so happens to be in Cokeworth, where Petunia grew up and during the summer...where everyone's favourite hermit called Severus Snape lives. The Vow comes into play and needless to say it has consenquences but who for? Dumbledore? Harry? Severus? Voldemort? well all we can do is wait and see...and hope for the best. Severus rescues Harry story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 39 - Words: 131,064 - Reviews: 2869 - Favs: 2,568 - Follows: 3,667 - Updated: 2/16 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Harry P., Severus S.
Changed Fate by uoduck reviews
The minute that Bran Stark prays to the Old Gods after hearing that Ned was charged with treason, the Old Gods take note. And everything changes. Jon/Robb/Harry
Crossover - Harry Potter & Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,500 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 1,050 - Follows: 1,598 - Updated: 2/16 - Published: 6/26/2015 - [Harry P., Jon S., Robb S.]
We're Screwed by White Angel of Auralon reviews
The Wizarding World is confronted with a problem they never had to face before. The consquences of their own arrogance and bigotry. After Hogwarts lost dozens of students each year, they try to change things again. But what do you do if you realise that things aren't that easy? Sequel to Screw Them
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 39,652 - Reviews: 702 - Favs: 2,581 - Follows: 2,575 - Updated: 2/7 - Published: 7/13/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B., Minerva M. - Complete
A Second Chance by Kronos89 reviews
Counter Guardian EMIYA gets a second chance at life after winning the 5th Grail War with an untainted Grail and accepts Caster Merlin's proposal to reincarnate him. Watch as he lives his life as a devil. Rated M for safety.
Crossover - Fate/stay night & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 84,375 - Reviews: 700 - Favs: 2,169 - Follows: 2,541 - Updated: 2/6 - Published: 4/3/2014 - [Archer, H. Akeno] H. Issei
The Fire Elemental and the Veela Bond by Bethuny reviews
A trip to the Quidditch World Cup drastically alters Harry's outlook on the magical world, as he ventures to learn from his family's mistakes. With the help of Fleur Delacour, her family and new friends, Harry begins the process of attaining his full potential.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 44,680 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 1,510 - Follows: 2,145 - Updated: 2/5 - Published: 2/27/2014 - Harry P., Fleur D.
Team Anko by EagleJarl reviews
(AU) [Rationality, meet Naruto] - Anko never wanted to lead a genin team. Sadly, the Hokage isn't okay with that; he hands her Naruto, Hinata, and Shino and orders her to "make them the best ninja and, more importantly, the best *people* possible." She's got her work cut out for her. M for combat and occasional cursing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 164,368 - Reviews: 677 - Favs: 1,058 - Follows: 1,298 - Updated: 1/28 - Published: 3/3/2015 - Anko M., Naruto U., Hinata H., Shino A. - Complete
Sword of Origin: Protector of Zero by WhizkidHV reviews
He had protected them, saved them. A Sword that ruthlessly cut down all who would dare harm them. But time passed, as well as those he was to protect. He thought that his time had finally come, but it seemed that Fate had other plans. With a girl whose heart was made of glass as a Master and a new War, the Sword recalls his Origin. 'To Protect...'
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 72,238 - Reviews: 625 - Favs: 1,501 - Follows: 1,783 - Updated: 1/25 - Published: 3/31/2014 - Shirō E., Louise
Changing the Future with Memories by Dareagon reviews
Naruto accidentally finds himself in the past, in a time where the Third Shinobi War is still being fought. While trying to prove he is from the future (and trying to change it at the same time), the current Hokage gathers some trusted shinobi to watch his memories... *A watching the series fic*
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 79,008 - Reviews: 1684 - Favs: 3,594 - Follows: 4,287 - Updated: 1/25 - Published: 4/25/2014 - [Minato N., Kushina U.] Naruto U., Jiraiya
Nightfall by freowin reviews
Naruto is stolen from the village and left to die in a forest. He is found on deaths door by a civilian family, but what will happen when Naruto witnesses their Murder and is found by Jiraiya in the Ruins of his old home. Strong Naruto, Rinnegan Naruto, NarutoXOC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 153 - Words: 779,057 - Reviews: 5375 - Favs: 5,834 - Follows: 5,126 - Updated: 1/24 - Published: 9/29/2011 - Naruto U.
Ivy Potter, Queen of the Swarm by Corrupted Writer reviews
When Dumbledore overlooks critical points while attempting to mould his future weapon against Voldermort, his plan quickly goes off track. When the girl of fate makes a wish during a ancient and forgotten magical ritual, she is granted a family, though a strange one at that. Armed with the power of the Zerg Swarm, it's a completely different Ivy Potter who arrives at Hogwarts.
Crossover - Harry Potter & StarCraft - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,607 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 265 - Published: 1/10
Harry Breaks Free by Fairywm reviews
Rewriting the rewrite to hopefully get over the writer's block. Harry feels there is more he can do with his life. He is not sure how. A night time visit from Kreacher helps him along his way. After OoTP: mostly stays in canon until the last few chapters. This is an Independent Frugal Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 98,745 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 978 - Follows: 709 - Updated: 1/5 - Published: 4/9/2015 - Harry P., Dobby, Kreacher, Winky - Complete
The last Uzumaki Descendant by naruto4life1994 reviews
What if Kaguya had not two kids but had a secret third son.( Time skip to the chunin exam finals) Naruto sensei abandons him to train Sasuke for the finals, Naruto meets not only nine tails but someone else. Naruxhina, minor Kakashi bashing, minor Sasuke bashing, language
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 42,177 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 644 - Follows: 756 - Updated: 1/3 - Published: 4/11/2015 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.]
Harry Potter and Death's Offer by A Brick Wall reviews
Formerly Harry Potter and The Emerald Coven. After Harry is killed by Voldemort, Death gives harry a second chance. By sending him back in time with a coven of witches, Harry tries to prevent the war from happening in the first place. Time travel Multi-Soul Bond AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,916 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 537 - Follows: 862 - Updated: 12/29/2015 - Published: 11/24/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Ginny W., Fleur D.
Bolt Fashion by White Angel of Auralon reviews
Harry Potter knows that money can give you power and influence. He has learned that from a young age on, seeing how his relatives get away with many things. And others having way much more than you do can be a problem. Thus he starts his path to cause a small revolution in its own right. No matter if Dumbledore doesn't like it. Two-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 19,496 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 1,660 - Follows: 768 - Updated: 12/27/2015 - Published: 12/26/2015 - Harry P., Sirius B., Albus D. - Complete
Like a Lightning Bolt by Lucison reviews
A discussion with Madame Pomfrey at the end of 2nd year changes Harry's outlook on his future. No longer willing to spend his time lazing about, Harry gets serious about schoolwork. How will this and a few other changes revealed to the students at the start of the next school year affect the final outcome? More Inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 68,805 - Reviews: 589 - Favs: 2,101 - Follows: 2,871 - Updated: 12/24/2015 - Published: 8/3/2014 - Harry P.
0800-Rent-A-Hero by brainthief reviews
Magic can solve all the Wizarding World's problems. What's that? A prophecy that insists on a person? Things not quite going your way? I know, lets use this here ritual to summon another! It'll be great! - An eighteen year old Harry is called upon to deal with another dimension's irksome Dark Lord issue. This displeases him. EWE - AU HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 159,580 - Reviews: 2847 - Favs: 6,839 - Follows: 8,690 - Updated: 12/24/2015 - Published: 4/4/2015 - Harry P.
Bloodline Flash by Edaar the Mage reviews
In the Chunnin Exams, during a moment of clarity and at his lowest, Naruto awakens within him a unknown power. The power that made his father the most feared shinobi of a generation.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,340 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 1,804 - Follows: 2,159 - Updated: 12/23/2015 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Naruto U.
Students of the Snake by brown phantom reviews
Jiraiya and Tsunade were supposed to be the ones to watch over Naruto. What if that responsibility fell to Orochimaru instead? How will this affect both of them, and others? How will it affect Konoha? Eventual NaruHinaHarem, good Orochimaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 80 - Words: 298,487 - Reviews: 4201 - Favs: 4,824 - Follows: 4,422 - Updated: 12/22/2015 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Have Fox, Will Travel by Mrs.InsaneOne reviews
The trust of a child is a fragile thing… Naruto becomes disenchanted with Konoha and the Sandaime Hokage when he stumbles upon the truth of who and what he is on his eighth birthday. Smart!Naruto, Protective!Harry, Smart!Harry, Dudley!Redeemed, & Fan-girl!Ginny
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 38 - Words: 248,311 - Reviews: 1627 - Favs: 3,024 - Follows: 3,576 - Updated: 12/19/2015 - Published: 9/25/2014 - [Harry P., Yugao U.] Dudley D., Naruto U.
Yes, Minister! by enchanted nightingale reviews
Magical UK is in a tough position after Voldemort's demise; they need a leader to help them come out stronger and someone to bring change. Who better than Harry Potter for this? Will be SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,697 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 330 - Published: 12/16/2015
Free from Force by Haxong reviews
Darth Vader, the Chosen One of the force, makes a choice in the moment of his death and travels back in time to the beginning. This time, he will be his own Master. Stranded on Tattoine he decides to take in young Anakin and together with him prevent some of the bloodshed that is to come. There is only one problem: Vader is still very much a Sith and bloodshed is just so much fun.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 64 - Words: 250,256 - Reviews: 1709 - Favs: 1,793 - Follows: 1,514 - Updated: 12/16/2015 - Published: 4/8/2015 - Darth Vader, Anakin Skywalker - Complete
Hermione Granger and the Prince of Serpents by CreatorZorah reviews
At the age of five Harry turns into a snake. Five years later he saves a girl named Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 81,245 - Reviews: 1735 - Favs: 2,700 - Follows: 3,214 - Updated: 12/10/2015 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
In Spite of Obstinate Men by Quatermass reviews
When Sirius Black escaped Azkaban, Minister of Magic Cornelius Fudge sent for the Dementors to search for him. Dumbledore and Amelia Bones send for Mr H Delacour, former French Auror and consulting detective. Meeting Harry Potter by chance on the Knight Bus, Delacour, his wife, and his daughters are soon entangled with the story of the Boy Who Lived, and the truth about Sirius...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 61,384 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 1,474 - Follows: 1,689 - Updated: 11/20/2015 - Published: 6/2/2015 - [Harry P., Fleur D.] - Complete
Naruto the Godaime Hokage by MelodyPotterSnape reviews
What if Naruto discovered the clone secret the night he learnt it and used it to his advantage. Could the ripple effects of this cause him to become Hokage sooner. Like after the Sound & Sand invasion soon? Seal master, powerful, mature Naruto. Warning Slash or yaoi ahead. No set pairing yet.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,219 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 641 - Follows: 765 - Updated: 11/13/2015 - Published: 8/10/2015 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Shikamaru N., Gaara
Perfection by Shadowz101 reviews
When Ron and Hermione were both petrified by the Basilisk, Harry took it upon himself to find out as much about the Chamber Of Secrets as possible. He tracked down and killed the beast, though left himself mortally wounded...the tears of the Phoenix healed him, though not before the venom had almost completely taken a hold on him...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 89,665 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 1,780 - Follows: 2,246 - Updated: 11/13/2015 - Published: 10/10/2013 - Harry P., OC
A Throne Nobody Wants by Vahn reviews
Written on a dare, a humorous take on what happen if FSN Mordred, Shirou and Arturia ends up in Westeros after their deaths at certain points in their lives. Featuring a Gender Bent Shirou and Arturia. Will be continued due to popularity. Now with an M rating.
Crossover - Fate/stay night & A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 123,246 - Reviews: 874 - Favs: 1,328 - Follows: 1,335 - Updated: 11/10/2015 - Published: 3/15/2015 - Arturia Pendragon, Mordred, Shirō E., Daenerys T./Dany
Master of the Force: Book 1 by smaster28 reviews
An infant Harry is taken in and raised by an ancient Jedi master Fay after the death of his parents. A budding Jedi Harry tackles the problems of Wizarding world before embarking on a journey that would change the fate of the Jedi order and the Galactic Republic. Light side Harry/ Multi story.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 88,529 - Reviews: 1153 - Favs: 2,210 - Follows: 2,551 - Updated: 11/7/2015 - Published: 3/29/2014 - Padmé Amidala, Aayla S., Shaak Ti, Harry P.
A Brand New Start by Fairywm reviews
Rita spouting lies, branded as a Dark wizard and goblins in a rage; Harry's had enough. So, he seeks to jump back in time to save himself from a life of misery and fickle loyalty, maybe a little revenge and mysteries along the way.Time Travel! A Harry raises himself fic. Non-epilogue compliant, non-slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 152,528 - Reviews: 1170 - Favs: 3,048 - Follows: 2,254 - Updated: 11/4/2015 - Published: 8/8/2015 - [Harry P., OC] Sirius B., George W. - Complete
The Chronicles of an Uzumaki and a Goddess by Anbu-star16 reviews
In the Elemental Nations, it is believed that, no Deity has ever fallen in love with a human, but Naruto Uzumaki's life takes an interesting turn when a Goddess appears infront of him just before the Graduation exams and confesses her love for him. Watch as he survives the Shinobi world with a Goddess supporting him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,026 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 1,186 - Follows: 1,298 - Updated: 11/3/2015 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Naruto U.
Something Like That by Raiju Tsuiga reviews
Months after the Chunin Exams, a mistake with the Hiraishin marker leads Naruto and his son back in time to where they come face to face the Yondaime. Naruto is hiding a lot from his son, and now his father, can he keep those secrets hidden when they are both asking questions? Lots of fluff but with an actual story!WARNING: Spoilers from the recent Boruto movie! Rated T JIC...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,679 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 93 - Published: 11/3/2015 - Naruto U., Minato N., Bolt U.
Revenge of the Wizard by Darth Marrs reviews
A Harry Potter cursed with immortality must not only survive the raping of Earth by monsters far more powerful than any humanity has encountered, but he must rise to save it, and in the process exact one wizard's revenge against the Galactic Empire.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 40 - Words: 172,553 - Reviews: 3954 - Favs: 4,773 - Follows: 4,536 - Updated: 10/31/2015 - Published: 12/23/2014 - Complete
Society of the Vesta Accolates by mandymld reviews
Narcissa M wants to join a magical high society league, to do so she is assigned 3 labors dealing with the Hearth, Home & Family as well as an apprentice, Hermione who wants to rescue Harry & free Sirius. Lucius just wants to support his wife, Draco wants to run away from home and Dumbledore, well he just wants his headache to go away. AD/MW bashed a pinch. Summer after POA.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 149,382 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 765 - Updated: 10/30/2015 - Published: 1/26/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] [Lucius M., Narcissa M.]
Naruto the Twin Tails by fairy tail dragon slayer reviews
Part 1 of 2 - Complete
Crossover - Naruto & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 48 - Words: 172,382 - Reviews: 3385 - Favs: 2,588 - Follows: 1,974 - Updated: 10/30/2015 - Published: 11/2/2013 - Naruto U., T. Koneko - Complete
Shifting Images by wlfgang213 reviews
Just after Harry's 11th birthday he has an unexpected visitor, that turns the future... and the past, on it's head.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 55 - Words: 132,892 - Reviews: 776 - Favs: 1,513 - Follows: 2,090 - Updated: 10/29/2015 - Published: 5/23/2014 - [Harry P., Hedwig]
Aincrad's Combat Alchemist by Bloodied Cross reviews
(DISCONTINUED) The sealing of Kaguya goes mildly wrong, depositing Naruto in a different world. Years later, Naruto is one of ten thousand players trapped within the game Sword Art Online, but he takes a different approach to clearing the game. Finding a hidden quest for a special crafting profession, he combines it with his fighting style to become known as the Combat Alchemist.
Crossover - Naruto & Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 32,564 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 561 - Follows: 756 - Updated: 10/28/2015 - Published: 9/28/2015 - Naruto U. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Ultimate Force by DarkKing666 reviews
Asgard monitors all issued Prophecies quite closely. Occasionally, somebody needs to step in for some hands-on corrective action...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Oh My Goddess! - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 151,512 - Reviews: 914 - Favs: 2,204 - Follows: 2,266 - Updated: 10/24/2015 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Harry P., Belldandy, Urd, Skuld - Complete
The Gamer Overmind by Tale master redux reviews
A young boy starts living his life as a game and thus with a quest he now takes to the stars. Not your typical gamer fic. Contains elements from starcraft, wacraft, warhammer and lots more. Let's just say the cycle would never be the same.
Crossover - Mass Effect & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 17 - Words: 84,351 - Reviews: 525 - Favs: 717 - Follows: 778 - Updated: 10/24/2015 - Published: 6/21/2015
Hers and Hers Alone by Oni-Kai reviews
What if Fleur's Veela Magic leads her to her soul mate? What if said magic connected her from Birth to her Destined One's soul and magic, and let her feel his/her emotions and thoughts? What if her soul mate is immune to her allure? What if her mate from birth is a depressed and self hating Boy-Who-Lived? What if she turned into an obsessive yandere because of said bond?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,573 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 429 - Updated: 10/11/2015 - Published: 8/3/2015 - Harry P., Fleur D.
Valeriana Natassa by CharmedArtist reviews
Harry strikes a deal with a vampire and ends up getting far more than he had expected... (Canon compliant till the end of the fifth book but with a whole bunch of invented back story. How much do we know about Potterverse vampires, after all?) No slash, potential Dumbledore bashing, kickass vampire!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 57,332 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 644 - Follows: 535 - Published: 10/10/2015 - [Harry P., OC]
The Dead Potions Master by Fairywm reviews
Someone killed Snape and Amelia is stumped, so she calls in the new team from America to help figure it out. Set in Harry's first year.
Crossover - Harry Potter & NCIS - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 4 - Words: 25,080 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 10/6/2015 - Published: 10/3/2015 - Amelia B., Neville L., Sybill T., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
The World Turns Without You by ensou reviews
At the Valley of the End, a different set of events unfold. One change. One different movement, and the paths of the future are forever altered. A teacher realizes his failings. A teammate recognizes her flaws and shortcomings. And a girl becomes determined to change so she can forever support the one she loves. Sharingan!Naruto. Ensemble Cast.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 35,391 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 563 - Follows: 723 - Updated: 10/5/2015 - Published: 5/18/2015 - Naruto U., Hinata H., Anko M., Team Seven
Potter Sensei by arober94 reviews
With a lack of teachers for the end of the year, Hiruzen calls upon a newcomer to the village for help. How will this effect the future when the Rookie 9 is guided by Harry Potter? His reach won't be limited to only Konoha either.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 61,665 - Reviews: 720 - Favs: 2,205 - Follows: 2,781 - Updated: 10/4/2015 - Published: 3/14/2015 - Harry P., Naruto U.
The Hogwarts Strike Team by Myricle reviews
An older and more experienced Harry and Hermione return to their first year at Hogwarts. Their goals? Assassinate Death Eaters, destroy Horcruxes, and deal with Voldemort's hidden contingency plan... by any means necessary. And maybe they'll fix a few other things along the way.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 219,157 - Reviews: 1244 - Favs: 2,400 - Follows: 3,451 - Updated: 9/22/2015 - Published: 11/6/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Games We Play by Respite88 reviews
The battle with Slytherin's basilisk ended differently. Now lost in a land of Ice and Fire with a giant snake as a companion, Harry must carve out a new life in a world where survival is key. For when you play the Game of Thrones, you win or you die.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,983 - Reviews: 586 - Favs: 1,948 - Follows: 2,660 - Updated: 9/19/2015 - Published: 4/10/2015 - Harry P.
I'm Still Here by kathryn518 reviews
The second war with Voldemort never really ended, and there were no winners, certainly not Harry Potter who has lost everything. What will Harry do when a ritual from Voldemort sends him to another world? How will he manage in this new world in which he never existed, especially as he sees familiar events unfolding? Harry/Multi eventually.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 251,149 - Reviews: 3072 - Favs: 8,651 - Follows: 10,322 - Updated: 9/6/2015 - Published: 9/21/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D.
Master of Foxes and Serpents by Delfim the Black kitsune reviews
What if Naruto had Kyubi as a teacher? What if he had two summoning contracts when he was five and none were the toads. What if he had two inseperable little summons as friends that were there for him all the time? Read and find out!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 101,189 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 1,837 - Follows: 1,616 - Updated: 9/6/2015 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Naruto U.
The Wizard of Harrenhal by DisobedienceWriter reviews
The Master of Death, Harry Potter, wakes one cold spring morning in Westeros. He has no idea why he's there - or how he'll get back. Harry always had bad luck, but a lot of persistence. He'll need it. Winter is Coming.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 56,547 - Reviews: 788 - Favs: 3,047 - Follows: 2,005 - Updated: 8/28/2015 - Published: 5/17/2015 - [Harry P., OC] - Complete
Creed Of Darkness by Unity of Minds reviews
A gift from Sirius at end of Year 3 causes Harry to learn about darkness of Marauders and more importantly of his parents. Follow a genetically gifted Harry as he struggles with Academics, Love, Lust, Dark Wizards and his ever growing addiction to Dark Arts. Reasonably Strong Dark Arts Harry! Alive Sirius! Minor Humour! Rated M because I am a pervert.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,867 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 519 - Follows: 729 - Updated: 8/27/2015 - Published: 7/2/2015 - [Harry P., Fleur D., N. Tonks, Daphne G.]
The Boy Who Could Not Die by TheGirlWithFarTooManyIdeas reviews
At seven, Harry stumbles out of the car crash that killed his uncle despite the fact he should be dead. It is at this moment that he discovers that, unless a very specific weapon is used, he cannot suffer injury, he cannot feel pain, and he cannot die. Harry proceeds to abuse the hell out of this. A lot. Black comedy, dark, some bloody scenes, Harry/Ginny eventually
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,219 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 1,012 - Follows: 1,340 - Updated: 8/20/2015 - Published: 2/13/2015 - [Harry P., Ginny W.]
Harry Potter: No Good Deed Goes Unpunished by Scott the Wanderer reviews
Fate can be a real pain when you die too early, especially when something else has already pissed her off. Major OOCHarry, Time Travel, Dimensional Travel, Everyone Meddling.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 105,119 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 1,295 - Follows: 1,670 - Updated: 8/19/2015 - Published: 11/21/2014 - [Harry P., N. Tonks, Susan B., Fleur D.]
Tournament? Triwizard? Sure by Gleas reviews
What if Harry takes things coolly and suggests a small change in the tournament? ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 28,506 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 973 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 8/14/2015 - Published: 4/25/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Cedric D., Salazar S. - Complete
Abandoned Hero of Zero by Masseffect-TxS reviews
After the capture of the criminal Fouquet Louise's Father forces the contract between them to break forever…but this in not the end of our hero Saito as he now strives for not himself but for the people of Tristain as he becomes the sword of the people, the dog of the kingdom and the abandoned hero.
Familiar of Zero - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 95,055 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 729 - Follows: 752 - Updated: 8/12/2015 - Published: 1/16/2014 - [Saito, Siesta, Henrietta, Tiffania]
A Second Chance at Life by JasonZ0654 reviews
Harry Potter, Master of Death, after living centuries of battles and loneliness, he decided he had enough, and was more than ready to see all his loved ones in the afterlife. Death personally greeted him in front of the Veil, and made him an offer he couldn't refuse. Harry/Multi; HP/HG/DG/AG/SB/TD/LL/FD; Super-Harry; Mind Magic; Time-Travel; AD/RW/MW bashing
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 66,006 - Reviews: 1066 - Favs: 4,079 - Follows: 5,291 - Updated: 8/7/2015 - Published: 2/14/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Daphne G., Fleur D.]
Harry Potter - Three to Backstep by Sinyk reviews
YATTFF - A blend of the Reptilia28 and CoastalFirebird time travel challenges; Harry, Hermione and Daphne Greengrass die during the final battle and are sent back in time to set things back on track. AD/MW/RW/GW!bash. Rated M for themes and language. AU!world OOC!chars. Expect 450k words.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 467,583 - Reviews: 5295 - Favs: 6,921 - Follows: 6,455 - Updated: 7/19/2015 - Published: 10/18/2014 - [Daphne G., Harry P., Hermione G.] Sirius B. - Complete
Minimum Requirement by Lucillia reviews
A pair of shinobi come up with a rather novel way of shirking Naruto watching duty when one of them learns the minimum requirements for enrollment in Konoha's Ninja Academy.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,579 - Reviews: 593 - Favs: 2,058 - Follows: 2,277 - Updated: 7/18/2015 - Published: 5/1/2013 - Naruto U., Hiruzen S., Kō H., Fugaku U.
God Of Death by devil-reapess reviews
After killing Voldemort and dying himself, Harry learns that being the master of death is more than a frivolous title and that he is now the god of death. One day he goes to the world of shinobi, where he is know as Jashin. He decides to be reborn in this world and ends up as none other than Umino Iruka. Rated T for the moment, might change. might be slash/yaoi
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,825 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 839 - Follows: 1,073 - Updated: 7/17/2015 - Published: 5/20/2015 - Harry P., Iruka U.
Little Guy by Clell65619 reviews
What if Lilly was a little more prepared to escape if Voldemort came calling. She knew that the Floo and Portkeys could be disabled, what if she had found a back door? Just a silly little story of a somewhat different Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,715 - Reviews: 853 - Favs: 1,730 - Follows: 1,108 - Updated: 7/9/2015 - Published: 4/15/2015 - Complete
Fate: ALfheim by ThePhantomScribe reviews
In the Unlimited Blade Works route, Shirou finally defeats Gilgamesh... but at great cost. Sucked into the hole left by the Holy Grail before EMIYA can rescue him, Shirou is torn through time and space into a land filed with... fairies? Will he be able to make it to the 100th floor of a deadly castle with his new allies to save Virtual Reality from All The Worlds Evils? 1st X-over!
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,448 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 190 - Published: 7/6/2015 - [Shirō E., Rin T.] [Asuna/Asuna Y., Kirito/Kazuto K.]
Fang and Fox by ShadowBlade911 reviews
What would have happened if Naruto had wound up on a team with Kiba and Hinata. Gets into the friends he makes, the bonds, and trouble that all come with being around Kohona's number one knuckle headed ninja.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 157,163 - Reviews: 575 - Favs: 1,216 - Follows: 1,489 - Updated: 6/25/2015 - Published: 8/5/2012 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Naruto: Force Unleashed EX by xNamikazeKyuubix reviews
Complete Rewrite of the original Force Unleashed! Unable to draw out the Kyuubi's chakra in time as he plummeted to his death, a supposed fatalistic end awaited Uzumaki Naruto. Instead he found something amazing within his end, he found an ancient power that lay dormant for centuries. Through this power he is given new purpose, he will show the world the Force Unleashed!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 37,230 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 830 - Follows: 972 - Updated: 6/17/2015 - Published: 11/18/2014 - Naruto U., Hanabi H.
Epiphanies by S.M wane reviews
Feeling guilty about the injury of his best friend, Harry tries to make amends to Hermione after the fallout of Skeeter's article. They discover new insights about each other as they fall in love. His decision to join Hermione for the Easter Holidays changes everything that he knows. An alternative to GOF.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 177,745 - Reviews: 837 - Favs: 2,143 - Follows: 3,170 - Updated: 6/16/2015 - Published: 4/12/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Sirius B., Dr. Granger
The Wolves Of Winterfell by TheSwordinTheDarkness310 reviews
What if Catelyn never recieves the warning message from Lysa? How will it change it events that follow? Please read and review. ON HIATUS
Game of Thrones - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 62 - Words: 117,141 - Reviews: 752 - Favs: 822 - Follows: 998 - Updated: 6/14/2015 - Published: 11/22/2013 - Jon S., Eddard S., Robb S.
Harry Potter the First Nemea Leonthrope by Kairomaru reviews
An accident during Harry's fight with the Basilisk in the Chamber of Secrets leads to a whole new life that he could never have expected. Now armed with a new power and inclined to make more friends of the female nature. Harry Potter is going to take the Wizarding World by storm as the first of a new kind of Magical. No Yaoi. No Slash. HarryxHarem. Creature!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,383 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 1,574 - Follows: 2,113 - Updated: 6/4/2015 - Published: 9/8/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., N. Tonks, Lavender B.
With Strength of Steel Wings by AngelaStarCat reviews
A young Harry Potter, abandoned on the streets, is taken in by a man with a mysterious motive. When his new muggle tattoo suddenly animates, he is soon learning forbidden magic and planning to infiltrate the wizarding world on behalf of the "ordinary" people. But nothing is ever that black and white. (Runes, Blood Magic, Parseltongue, Slytherin!Harry) (SEE NOTE 1st Chapter)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 38 - Words: 719,300 - Reviews: 1765 - Favs: 2,680 - Follows: 3,125 - Updated: 6/4/2015 - Published: 2/22/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Fawkes
Harry Potter and the Seven Kingdoms by Ferz reviews
As they come back from the execution of a deserter, Eddard Stark and his party find a dead stag lying in the snow. Near it is a dead She Direwolf, seven pups and a sleeping dark haired young wizard who just appeared in this world. MoD Harry Absolutely non graphic slash
Crossover - Harry Potter & A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 45,389 - Reviews: 502 - Favs: 1,673 - Follows: 2,211 - Updated: 6/1/2015 - Published: 2/10/2015 - Harry P., Jon S.
The Boy Who Lived by hodorhodorhodor reviews
After March 13th, 1988, Harry Potter was no longer just the wizarding world's 'Boy-Who-Lived.' As the sole survivor of Flight 1326, he became the 'Boy-Who-Lived' to muggles as well. Despite Dumbledore's protests, Harry is now being raised in the home of Britain's Muggle Prime Minister, Gordon Rollins. Rollins is determined to unleash a prepared Harry onto the wizarding world. AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 45,147 - Reviews: 482 - Favs: 1,558 - Follows: 2,235 - Updated: 5/25/2015 - Published: 8/7/2014 - Harry P., Remus L., Megan J.
The Amulet by HPFANGIB reviews
Harry Receives a gift, that literally changes his life and those closest to him. Errors fixed and added new content to Ch8 let me know of other errors you find. Harry/Multi
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 59,738 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 838 - Follows: 1,181 - Updated: 5/24/2015 - Published: 7/27/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Ginny W., Luna L.]
Rage by TheGirlWithFarTooManyIdeas reviews
Harry makes unexpected friends in his fourth year, when his friends and his housemates abandon him. Hestia and Flora, daughters of some of Voldemort's most sadistic enforcers, know what its like to live in fear. In this unlikely relationship, the three plot to bring down Voldemort and escape the society that tried to destroy them. Dark, violent, potential H/H/F pairing
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,882 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 1,287 - Follows: 900 - Updated: 5/2/2015 - Published: 3/24/2015 - [Harry P., Flora C., Hestia C.] - Complete
Child Of Iron by Deathstroke Terminator reviews
Fem!Harry- "We're in Kings Cross you say. I think if you so desired you'd be able to board a train." "And where would it take me?" "To a new world." Dumbledore paused, almost hesitant. "A world where you would have a new name, a new face . . . and a new family." A year later Tony finds a baby with a lightning bolt scar on his doorstep. . . [Daddy!Tony, Mommy!Pepper, & Child!Harry]
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,048 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 1,855 - Follows: 2,736 - Updated: 4/16/2015 - Published: 6/6/2014 - Harry P., Iron Man/Tony S., Pepper P.
The Black Death of Konoha by afydith reviews
Naruto has a life changing experience during the wave mission and his life takes a drastic turn. This will be a NaruHina mainly fix, might be a Harem later on other pairs too. Stay tuned for the sequel :
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 108,122 - Reviews: 812 - Favs: 2,046 - Follows: 1,185 - Updated: 4/13/2015 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Harry's Armada by TheGirlWithFarTooManyIdeas reviews
Dudley wasn't the one Harry saved during his fifth year. When Dementors attack him, he ends up saving the fiery, eccentric heiress to a hidden country of wizards. She has a private army and would love to repay her rescuer - by helping with his Voldemort problem. Look out, Britain. Captain-General Harry Potter is coming home. Violence, rating may go up
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 42,310 - Reviews: 518 - Favs: 2,171 - Follows: 1,891 - Updated: 3/27/2015 - Published: 11/29/2013 - [Harry P., OC] - Complete
The Power He Knows Not by Steelbadger reviews
A decade ago Harry Potter found himself in a beautiful and pristine land. After giving up hope of finding his friends he settled upon the wide plains below the mountains. Peaceful years pass before a Ranger brings an army to his door and he feels compelled once again to fight. Perhaps there is more to be found here than solitude alone. Harry/Éowyn.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 68,753 - Reviews: 673 - Favs: 3,050 - Follows: 1,854 - Updated: 2/27/2015 - Published: 2/6/2015 - [Harry P., Eowyn] - Complete
Wait, What? by Potterwatcher reviews
"So, basically, I have to choose a wife out of a certain group of girls or else they'll all die." Harry said flatly. "Anything else?" Guess who's immune to a veela's allure? With the dangers of competing in the Triwizard tournament, attempting to clear his Godfather's name, and living with a group of veela, fourth year just got a whole lot more interesting for Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,166 - Reviews: 464 - Favs: 1,115 - Follows: 1,627 - Updated: 2/21/2015 - Published: 4/26/2014 - [Harry P., Fleur D.]
Save a dance for me by Osoyo702 reviews
One dance can make all the difference. Takes place during 4th year before the Yule Ball. Rated M for later violence, and dark themes. I have no rights to Harry Potter, they belong to J.K. Rowling.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,518 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 626 - Follows: 874 - Updated: 2/18/2015 - Published: 12/26/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D., Cho C.
Another Solution by DryBonesKing reviews
The Uchiha clan had been planning a coup against Konoha. In an effort to create peace and prevent a civil war, Sarutobi Hiruzen appointed Uchiha Itachi as his successor. Instead of becoming an S-Ranked missing ninja, Itachi was now being trained to become the Godaime Hokage. This decision would change the lives of many, especially the life of Uzumaki Naruto. NaruFū
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 49,930 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 1,009 - Follows: 1,231 - Updated: 2/16/2015 - Published: 5/6/2014 - Naruto U., Itachi U., Shisui U., Fū
Arya's revenge by Ferz reviews
Four years have passed since the end of A dance with dragons. Arya has learned all she could from the House of Black and White but could never forget who she was. Now she goes back to Westeros to avenge all she has lost, and maybe to start again.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,855 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 2/12/2015 - Published: 12/27/2014 - Arya S., Daenerys T./Dany, Jon S.
A Game of Magic by ColonelChips reviews
Harry did not intend to play these lord's games as people suffered. He was given a new chance, to be a nobody as he always wanted, but he could not ignore the suffering about him. So he would show them the power of change, of invention and, if necessary, of magic.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,515 - Reviews: 652 - Favs: 2,723 - Follows: 3,333 - Updated: 2/11/2015 - Published: 11/21/2014
Spirit Sword by Jasenerd reviews
A story about a custom bad end Shirou and Archer being fused and revived as Rias' knight. -Edit- Sadly I lost interest and found my own previous mistakes during writing to be so terrible that I discontinued it. A rewrite is coming eventually
Crossover - Fate/stay night & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 39,198 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 477 - Updated: 2/1/2015 - Published: 7/26/2014 - Shirō E., K. Yuuto - Complete
Broken Wands by TheSilverboar reviews
When trying to find a job in Diagon Alley to be able to pay for Hogwarts Harry meets Mr. Ollivander and sets off a chain reaction changing his life and setting him on the path of greatness. Warning: Major Potter, Ron, Ginny, Hermione, and Dumbledore Bashing. James and Lily alive.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,551 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 865 - Follows: 1,103 - Updated: 1/30/2015 - Published: 4/10/2013 - Harry P., G. Ollivander
The Ultimate Dojutsu by KyuubiGoku reviews
Naruto wants to be a shinobi. Kyuubi gives Naruto a new dojutsu. Watch Naruto master his new dojutsu as he shows everyone who has the ultimate bloodline. Naruto x Tsume/ Naruharem. Mini Kiba-harem.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 71 - Words: 634,511 - Reviews: 2672 - Favs: 4,656 - Follows: 3,374 - Updated: 1/27/2015 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Naruto U., Tsume I. - Complete
Don't look back in Anger by robst reviews
Can some angry words change everything?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 140,102 - Reviews: 4662 - Favs: 4,920 - Follows: 4,242 - Updated: 1/25/2015 - Published: 9/4/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.] - Complete
Legacy of the Overmind by Abyssal Angel reviews
Inspired by East Bridge's 'The Zerg Swarm'. Sixth, and looking to be final, rewrite. Matthew wakes up to find himself with new unexpected powers in a very unexpected place. Rated M just in case. DISCLAIMER: If you recognize it, I don't own it! I only own myself. I'd like to keep it that way, thanks.
Crossover - StarCraft & Minecraft - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 33 - Words: 90,182 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 1/24/2015 - Published: 11/3/2014 - Overmind
DxFATExD by The Hero of the End reviews
In her childhood Rias was in peril and was about to die when a miracle happened. Using a heirloom from the Gremory clan she somehow summoned Emiya Shirou into the world of DxD. Armed not only with the experience and knowledge from the previous world but an artifact of power Emiya Shirou becomes...a servant and at that a pawn. (No Issei)
Crossover - Fate/stay night & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 61,033 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 771 - Follows: 808 - Published: 1/19/2015
Star Wars: The Wizarding War by DalkonCledwin reviews
Ahsoka Tano is drafted to fly an mission using an experimental hyperdrive and weaponry against a Super Star Destroyer. The end result of that experiment is that she has become displaced in time. What will become of Ahsoka Tano now? Who will be her allies in her new time? (Slow Updates... do not expect anything anytime soon)
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 33,625 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 363 - Updated: 1/17/2015 - Published: 12/11/2014 - Ahsoka T., OC, Harry P., Sirius B.
Time to Put Your Galleons Where Your Mouth Is by Tsume Yuki reviews
Harry had never been able to comprehend a sibling relationship before, but he always thought he'd be great at it. Until, as Master of Death, he's reborn one Turais Rigel Black, older brother to Sirius and Regulus. (Rebirth/time travel and Master of Death Harry)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,303 - Reviews: 2440 - Favs: 10,631 - Follows: 4,132 - Updated: 1/14/2015 - Published: 8/11/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B., Regulus B., Walburga B. - Complete
A new chance by Tiriltoget reviews
When Harry is badly treated at Hogwarts the Dursleys see the light and take him to a wizarding school in Australia, far away from Britain. But with Dumbledore and Voldemort lurking around, will he be able to live there in peace? Warning: Some OOC
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 95,472 - Reviews: 742 - Favs: 1,481 - Follows: 1,171 - Updated: 1/12/2015 - Published: 10/7/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry the Hufflepuff by BajaB reviews
Luckily, lazy came up in Petunia's tirades slightly more often than freak, otherwise, this could have been a very different story. AU. Not your usual Hufflepuff!Harry story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,176 - Reviews: 1333 - Favs: 6,327 - Follows: 2,029 - Updated: 1/7/2015 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Highschool Of Heroes by ginobi47 reviews
At the near end of Shiro's life, Zelretch sends him to a parallel universe where Heroes and Gods are amongst the common populace. A new world and a new adventure awaits him. ShiroXHarem (but seriously, you already expected that)
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 80,191 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 979 - Follows: 982 - Updated: 1/6/2015 - Published: 10/8/2013
The Swarm Patriarch by Winter Feline reviews
Young man dies on earth, only to awaken in the body of a young man on a hostile world called Prime. Facing a new world of cruelty, he finds himself armed with the only thing vicious enough to promise him a chance to protect himself and his newly gained family. The Zerg Swarm. This tale was inspired by East Bridge's tale The Zerg Swarm.
StarCraft - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 126,870 - Reviews: 445 - Favs: 658 - Follows: 728 - Updated: 1/4/2015 - Published: 6/13/2012
Hunt by White Angel of Auralon reviews
Harry had noticed a lot of things that didn't add up around him. He did something about it. When Ron left the tent during the hunt for the horcruxes, he finally manages to get the true Hermione back. With a better plan they start the hunt anew.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 51,741 - Reviews: 731 - Favs: 2,538 - Follows: 1,452 - Updated: 1/1/2015 - Published: 12/24/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D., Bill W. - Complete
New Collective by stephenopolos reviews
A young man gains the power of the collective, in the form of replicator nanites and protoss style technology. Inspired by East Bridge.
Crossover - StarCraft & Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,411 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 388 - Updated: 1/1/2015 - Published: 12/24/2013
FateProphecy Break by Wrathkal reviews
A young Harry Potter gets his hands on a certain summoning ritual, and carries it out on the spur of the moment! Archer-Harry team. Independent, smart Harry.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 37 - Words: 403,809 - Reviews: 1834 - Favs: 2,722 - Follows: 2,756 - Updated: 12/28/2014 - Published: 5/2/2012 - Harry P., Archer
The Fated Fight by XIIIroxasKOD reviews
Naruto must find a teacher to prepare him for the finals of the chunin exam, unfortunately Kakashi is going on a sharingan only training trip. Kurenai (and others) to the rescue! Expect crazy stuff to happen. childish, slightly ooc!Naruto. dat you Minato! sexy no jutsu henge weirdness ! no pairings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,878 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 12/15/2014 - Published: 9/21/2014 - Naruto U., Anko M., Kurenai Y.
Dovahsenil by Leo Septem reviews
What Louise wanted was a dragon, the greatest and strongest of all familiars. What she got was not quite what she expected, but exactly what she wanted.
Crossover - Elder Scroll series & Familiar of Zero - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 62,419 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 1,148 - Follows: 1,374 - Updated: 12/14/2014 - Published: 9/14/2014 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Louise, Longueville/Fouquet
Devils and Vampires by Angeldoctor reviews
The title of 'Master of Death' is not just a title. Now a vampire far more powerful than any other, Harry Potter travels the world, enjoying the sights and...delights that he'd been denied growing up. However, a one night stand with a certain red-haired Devil has lasting consequences that will forever bind the immortal vampire and Master of Death to the world of the Three Factions.
Crossover - Harry Potter & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 42,028 - Reviews: 610 - Favs: 2,499 - Follows: 2,543 - Updated: 11/8/2014 - Published: 1/30/2014 - Harry P., Rias G., H. Akeno
Hunter by gredandforgerock reviews
Harry is not content to hear how he is "perfectly safe" and turns to the only adult he feels he can trust. Sirius helps him gain his animagus form, its down hill for the bad guys after that. Then one shock after another leads to a new life for Harry and his three 'Uncles". No pairings yet. For missgsmith51 who picked the animagus form.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 92,910 - Reviews: 687 - Favs: 2,036 - Follows: 1,285 - Updated: 10/25/2014 - Published: 7/26/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Harry Potter and his Veela Mate by Ares.Granger reviews
A Harmony story. Hermione is a Veela and discovers this shortly before their fourth year. What will Hermione's new powers do to alter Harry's fourth year? Warning- there's Ron-bashing ahead. If you dislike Ron-bashing, don't read.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 66,667 - Reviews: 905 - Favs: 2,663 - Follows: 1,470 - Updated: 9/11/2014 - Published: 8/20/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Harry Potter and the Winter's Child by MartinDC reviews
Harry was abandoned in London at the age of six by his Uncle Vernon. He manages to find his way to Diagon Alley, and while there becomes friends with Daphne Greengrass. Watch as their lives become intertwined, and their destinies unfold.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 66,221 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 1,198 - Follows: 1,655 - Updated: 9/8/2014 - Published: 3/4/2014 - [Harry P., Daphne G.]
Pacific Academy by SimplyRV reviews
Harry Potter, on his way home with his report from school, finds a shiny golden ring. See how one decision threatens to destroy Dumbledore's carefully laid plans.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 41 - Words: 83,928 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 679 - Follows: 581 - Updated: 9/2/2014 - Published: 5/17/2014 - [Harry P., Ginny W., Luna L., Hermione G.] - Complete
Demon's Luck by Half Baked Cat reviews
Naruto stumbles across a weekly high stakes poker game. He walks away set to have a happy childhood. How will this affect his future career as a ninja?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,231 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 1,677 - Follows: 1,713 - Updated: 8/28/2014 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Naruto U.
Harry Potter: God of Gods by Angeldoctor reviews
What if the Deathly Hallows were always meant for Harry? What if Harry was the reincarnation of the God of the Bible? What if getting the Deathly Hallows reawakened his powers as God? What if that meant Harry was the new God... we're all f*****! Crack fic. Slightly OP Harry.
Crossover - Harry Potter & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 73,239 - Reviews: 459 - Favs: 1,937 - Follows: 1,975 - Updated: 8/25/2014 - Published: 8/5/2014 - Harry P., Rias G., Rossweisse
Inspected By No 13 by Clell65619 reviews
When he learns that flying anywhere near a Dragon is a recipe for suicide, Harry tries a last minute change of tactics, one designed to use the power of the Bureaucracy forcing him to compete against itself. Little does he know that his solution is its own kind of trap.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,472 - Reviews: 1130 - Favs: 4,774 - Follows: 2,018 - Updated: 8/20/2014 - Published: 6/26/2014 - Complete
Results of a Proper Introduction by dunuelos reviews
A spin-off of my Lone Traveler stories (Lone Traveler originally from The Professional). Harry gets a proper introduction with some insights from an alternate self who has lived it. What does he do with this information? How would his attitudes change?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 70,423 - Reviews: 498 - Favs: 1,230 - Follows: 1,623 - Updated: 8/19/2014 - Published: 3/22/2014 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Void's Embrace by SithAlex2014 reviews
Left out in the cold by his relatives, Harry Potter was resurrected as a bishop of Falbium Asmodeus's peerage. Years later, Harry will show the world that he's still alive and change the world and how they see magic forever. BishopHarry! StrongHarry! Harry/Harem
Crossover - Harry Potter & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 34,215 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 1,120 - Follows: 1,261 - Updated: 8/19/2014 - Published: 7/15/2014 - Harry P., Rias G., Sona S., Kuroka
Through the World Door by Leo Septem reviews
Saito Hiraga, the Gandalfr, has finally returned to his homeworld of Earth after a year of trials, suffering, and enslavement in the land of magic and monsters, Halkeginia. But even on Earth, he is not safe from the supernatural. And even on Earth, he may just find himself bound by the chains of servitude once more...
Crossover - Familiar of Zero & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 131,660 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 1,497 - Follows: 1,559 - Updated: 7/29/2014 - Published: 4/27/2014 - Saito, Rias G.
The Knight Hidden in the Leaf by T. J. Landman reviews
The story of the knight that gets thrown into the Naruto world with knowledge that he couldn't have known and who follows a code that will forever change the shinobi world. Who is he anyway? OC, self-insert, Naruto's fraternal twin brother. Discontinued.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,967 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/22/2014 - Published: 7/12/2014 - Naruto U., OC
Harry Potter: Rise of an Empire by Lord-Drakos reviews
DISCONTINUED. Discovering his magic at an early age, Harry Potter set's out on a journey of adventure. An encounter with a Goa'uld however, sets him on the path of conquest and godhood. Powerful-Godlike Harry. Goa'uld Harry. Gray Harry. Rated M for violence and language. Warning: Contains Cliches.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 106,929 - Reviews: 489 - Favs: 1,460 - Follows: 1,646 - Updated: 7/20/2014 - Published: 6/27/2014 - Harry P.
Alpha Queen by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Remus was only looking for a job...instead he found something much more dangerous. A young girl with the extraordinary ability to tame his inner wolf. Now he's raising an abused girl while trying to keep the muggles from taking her and turning her into an experiment. Can Kaede Lupin free her fellow Diclonius from the depraved muggles, or will her species die out?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Elfen Lied - Rated: M - English - Family/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,105 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 679 - Follows: 652 - Updated: 7/5/2014 - Published: 6/23/2014 - [Harry P., Lucy / Nyu] Remus L.
This Is My Father's World by GenkaiFan reviews
In a desperate cry for help during the Graveyard scene, Harry receives help from his father. Only it isn't James Potter who answers! What if Harry not only had a Norse deity for a father, but was also a descendant of a Greek god as well? AU
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 42,909 - Reviews: 1438 - Favs: 5,103 - Follows: 3,920 - Updated: 7/2/2014 - Published: 12/17/2013 - Harry P., Hades - Complete
Harry's Golden Nuggets by Snaggledog reviews
Harry takes charge of his fate and the war. He manipulates the wizarding world with revolts, scams and his own vast wealth, but even the best laid plans go awry. His mistake costs him more than he bargains for. Regardless, he is committed to making his crazy plan work. Begins after GoF - Some Dumbledore bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 147,742 - Reviews: 469 - Favs: 1,153 - Follows: 545 - Updated: 6/28/2014 - Published: 5/20/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
High School Maelstrom by Hail Emperor Naruto reviews
Ending up in a new world by accident, Naruto's mere presence has shifted the flow of events. So Naruto is sent to Kuoh Academy to ensure peace will eventually be reached in this new world. Can he ensure peace in a second world? He'll sure as hell try, dattebayo!
Crossover - Naruto & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 178,373 - Reviews: 1264 - Favs: 2,899 - Follows: 2,980 - Updated: 6/18/2014 - Published: 3/9/2014 - Naruto U.
One Misfired Spell Later by erbkaiser reviews
Harry is hit by a misfired undoing spell in third year and starts to remember things causing him to flee together with Hermione and a few others, including a godfather he didn't know he had. For Wizarding Britain and Dumbledore in particular old oaths and secrets are now brought to light. Dumbledore bashing, AU. Story ends at the end of the year, continued in a sequel (not yet up)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 29 - Words: 102,838 - Reviews: 2042 - Favs: 2,857 - Follows: 3,299 - Updated: 6/16/2014 - Published: 6/19/2013 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Sirius B., Fleur D. - Complete
Ice and Honor by DisobedienceWriter reviews
What if there were a little more magic in and among the Starks of Winterfell? This Ned Stark has to adjust to a different code of honor if he's going to save the lives of his family members.
Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,273 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 706 - Follows: 205 - Published: 5/30/2014 - Eddard S., M. Luwin - Complete
Invisible Fox by TheBeardedOne reviews
An accident bestows a completely new Kekkai Genkai on an orphaned boy, a bloodlimit that nobody could have foreseen...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 113,757 - Reviews: 1987 - Favs: 4,244 - Follows: 3,448 - Updated: 5/29/2014 - Published: 2/9/2014 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Lone Traveler: Building a Better Burrow by dunuelos reviews
The Better Burrow arc from my Lone Traveler compendium: The Lone Traveler encounters the Burrow before it was expanded. Maybe it can be made into a safer and more comfortable home for this version of the Weasleys. It's amazing how much a building can change history.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,149 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 539 - Follows: 152 - Published: 5/14/2014 - Harry P., Molly W., Arcturus B., Arthur W. - Complete
Konoha's Maelstrom by Formulaic reviews
If you have ridiculous chakra reserves, a forbidden technique that enables brute force training, and an insatiable appetite for epic skills, what are the chances that you'll settle for mediocrity? A bit of insanity is a small price to pay for being awesome.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 80,315 - Reviews: 789 - Favs: 3,079 - Follows: 3,329 - Updated: 5/9/2014 - Published: 7/15/2013 - Naruto U.
Game of Thrones: Vendetta by Snafu the Great reviews
A Lannister always pays their debts, but the House of Maegyr invented vendetta. When word of the Red Wedding reaches Talisa's father, Volantene nobleman/warlord Lucian Maegyr, he sets off for Westeros with his sellsword army, accompanied by the surviving members of House Targaryen. The game of thrones is about to get even more bloody.
Game of Thrones - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 64,258 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 5/5/2014 - Published: 3/2/2014 - Complete
Past an Hour the Prospect's Black by White Squirrel reviews
One-shot. Harry suspects the Second Task will involve hostages, but he still can't find a way to breathe underwater. In his desperation, what other options might he devise?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,601 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 119 - Published: 4/25/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Snake Lord Potter by Galleons 'n'Gold reviews
Harry Potter finally snaps after being treated like a slave by the Dursleys. With a bit of accidental magic and a dash of luck, he stumbles upon a unique snake. Bonded and armed with peculiar powers, Harry walks away from Privet Drive to the Wizarding World. Now he's at Hogwarts, and no one knows what exactly or, who exactly is Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 112,741 - Reviews: 575 - Favs: 1,439 - Follows: 1,716 - Updated: 4/13/2014 - Published: 6/17/2013 - Harry P.
Mismatched wings by Arawn D. Draven reviews
When the Master of Death takes in a girl he found on the streets, it cause a massive change in events in the life of one Akeno Himejima. What can a wizard who has fled his country because of his status and a girl whose mother has been killed have in common? Rated M because I'm paranoid.
Crossover - Harry Potter & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,694 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 1,178 - Follows: 533 - Published: 4/5/2014 - [Harry P., H. Akeno] Rias G., T. Koneko - Complete
Star Wars Episode 1: A Retelling by Tellemicus Sundance reviews
One split-second decision, one moment of faith, one choice. That is all it can take to alter the fate of billions. Now, a new force is rising. Neither Jedi nor Sith, but also both. It is something greater than either. The Chosen One has found a long forgotten path. And this is his story...
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 84,047 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 871 - Follows: 608 - Updated: 3/28/2014 - Published: 6/9/2013 - Anakin Skywalker, Qui-Gon J., Padmé Amidala, Ahsoka T. - Complete
Overheard Conversation by White Angel of Auralon reviews
Harry overhears a conversation between two of his teachers early into the first year at Hogwarts. What he hears makes him ponder about how he's going about his school work. He decides to take action and make his parents proud of his performance. Just how will that little change influence the events taking place at the school?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,027 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 2,194 - Follows: 1,101 - Updated: 3/23/2014 - Published: 3/16/2014 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Minerva M. - Complete
To Shape and Change by Blueowl reviews
AU. Time Travel. Snape goes back in time, holding the knowledge of what is to come if he fails. No longer holding a grudge, he seeks to shape Harry into the greatest wizard of all time, starting on the day Hagrid took Harry to Diagon Alley. No Horcruxes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 232,332 - Reviews: 8561 - Favs: 15,660 - Follows: 10,772 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Naruto: Heir of Whirlpool by Lord Rahl Master of D'Hara reviews
AU.The Uzumaki clan is not dead.They rule of one of the most powerful and influential nations in the world. What will they do when they find out they were lied to about the death of Kushina's child? The heir of whirlpool has been found. Naruto/Hinata.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 83,822 - Reviews: 2152 - Favs: 4,154 - Follows: 4,125 - Updated: 2/27/2014 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Rise of Namikaze Naruto by Zukara reviews
Naruto learns of his father the night he beats Mizuki. He has vowed to surpass all of the Hokage's and earn the title, Namikaze Naruto. New clothes, new attitude, new love. Naruto is on his way to become what he was born to be... A Namikaze.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 171,933 - Reviews: 1350 - Favs: 4,672 - Follows: 4,992 - Updated: 2/10/2014 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
Son of whirlpool by Jinsokuichi reviews
Naruto is killed by Uchiha Sasuke on the retrieval mission, or was he? From that moment on his life is forever changed as he bocomes a new legend like you have never seen before.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 290,484 - Reviews: 1464 - Favs: 2,984 - Follows: 2,633 - Updated: 2/1/2014 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Hindsight Is Not Perfect by Anne Camp aka Obi-quiet reviews
It has been said that the road to Hell is paved with good intentions and the road back a difficult, slippery slope. Now Anakin has to face himself and his choices, avoid the suspicion of everyone from the Jedi Council to Palpatine and try to prevent the future from turning out as badly as it did before all while somehow finding a way to balance the Force...again. Time Travel
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 61,793 - Reviews: 474 - Favs: 1,685 - Follows: 621 - Updated: 1/12/2014 - Published: 5/6/2011 - Darth Vader, Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J. - Complete
NBH by Chilord reviews
Switching opponents with Shikamaru during the preliminary round before the third stage, leads to an opportunity for Naruto, one that starts to drastically change his course in life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 39 - Words: 195,041 - Reviews: 1300 - Favs: 2,508 - Follows: 1,796 - Updated: 1/4/2014 - Published: 11/27/2013 - Complete
The Snake Within by arkkitehti reviews
During the Christmas holidays of his fifth year Harry realizes that he should do something to keep things from spinning completely out of his control. He proceeds to make new allies and embraces his more Slytherin side to make use of his considerable resources.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 161,938 - Reviews: 1184 - Favs: 4,056 - Follows: 3,270 - Updated: 12/25/2013 - Published: 3/2/2012 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] - Complete
Squad 7 and their Accidental Instructor by OTT-False reviews
Adopted with permission from Rorschach's Blot. Naruto sets out to retrieve his team's wayward sensei and comes back with...her?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,414 - Reviews: 747 - Favs: 2,575 - Follows: 2,621 - Updated: 12/7/2013 - Published: 9/7/2012 - Team Seven, Anko M.
Highschool SAO by gabriel blessing reviews
Rias Gremory wasn't certain what to expect when she found herself in a hospital hearing the wish of a boy dressed all in black. She definitely was surprised by what the price of his wish would be.
Crossover - Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 38,278 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 2,307 - Follows: 1,020 - Published: 12/1/2013 - Complete
SHADOW OF LIGHT by ravious light reviews
My Parents loved me a little for 15 months after birth. It was then i saved my siblings and their friends and they took credit. By age of 2 i was shunned and branded as squib. By 4 i was left alone in house. By age of 8 I was studying under greatest alchemist. I am Harry Potter. multiple cwl/Harry Flamel/elemental/ravenclaw/super powerful harry/Harry/padma/parvati Regular updates.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 122,407 - Reviews: 820 - Favs: 1,358 - Follows: 1,560 - Updated: 11/27/2013 - Published: 7/19/2013 - Harry P., Parvati P., Padma P.
Harry Potter and the Grangers take on the world by mlieu2010 reviews
Harry and Hermione send their memories back to their younger selves to change the magical world for the better. Using economics and political power to achieve their goal. Weasley and Dumbledore bashing. HHR AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 64 - Words: 223,545 - Reviews: 1770 - Favs: 2,509 - Follows: 2,839 - Updated: 11/19/2013 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Ninja Who Lived by 88mph reviews
Harry dies at the end of Deathly Hallows and is reborn as Naruto. Now Harry is on the case of uncovering all the secrets around Naruto and deal with his enemies. Find out how Konoha deals with the Master of Death Ninja-in-training.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 77,566 - Reviews: 1371 - Favs: 4,539 - Follows: 4,900 - Updated: 11/12/2013 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Harry P.
Wizards Suck by Ares.Granger reviews
Begins summer after fifth year. Harry is stuck at the Dursleys until a phone call changes his life. With goblins, the muggle government, and one Hermione Granger at his back Harry is ready for change and eager to leave an unjust, cruel, and stupid magical world behind. AU, summary not as good as it probably could be, H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,803 - Reviews: 497 - Favs: 2,012 - Follows: 920 - Updated: 11/9/2013 - Published: 10/28/2013 - [Hermione G., Harry P.] - Complete
Champion by White Angel of Auralon reviews
Harry Potter isn't normal, he is highly intelligent and strives to become the best. Upon finding out about him being a wizard he has to decide if he wants to give up all the work he put into his studies to get a scholarship for a good secondary boarding school or take his place at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 106,207 - Reviews: 1498 - Favs: 4,375 - Follows: 3,256 - Updated: 10/27/2013 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Tano by TheBeardedOne reviews
After resigning from the Jedi Order, Ahsoka didn't expect to find herself sent to a new world, especially a world where a young boy needed her help... (Epilogue 1 links to Knave Squadron.)
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 57 - Words: 136,800 - Reviews: 1819 - Favs: 2,370 - Follows: 1,621 - Updated: 10/19/2013 - Published: 5/5/2013 - Ahsoka T., Harry P. - Complete
HSD Naruto by JAYSEN reviews
Kakashi has just left Naruto to his fate against Neji, but what if the Sandaime was watching? What if Naruto had more family out there and they caught wind of this? OOC for some with Naru/small harem. Rated M for salty language.
Crossover - Naruto & Kenichi the Mightiest Disciple - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 88,483 - Reviews: 710 - Favs: 1,803 - Follows: 1,528 - Updated: 10/17/2013 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Naruto U.
Tossing Stones by Princess Alexandria reviews
She read the books, and hated that she shared a name with the main character, but never expected to wake up as THE Bella Swan of Twilight. Things get stranger as she decides to rewrite the story from inside. femslash or bisexuality likely
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 50 - Words: 166,379 - Reviews: 1697 - Favs: 1,916 - Follows: 774 - Updated: 9/1/2013 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Complete
Henry Black and the Memory of Death by Earl Lonsdale reviews
AU. Harry dies and learns the true meaning of being Master of Death. He goes to a new world as Henry Black to guide Harry Potter, who is neglected by his parents, and prevent him from going down the path of evil. Good Potters and Dumbledore. Different Dark Lord. Multi pairings. Hufflepuff explored.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 35,504 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 1,328 - Follows: 1,574 - Updated: 8/31/2013 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Harry P.
Firebird's Son: Book I of the Firebird Trilogy by Darth Marrs reviews
He stepped into a world he didn't understand, following footprints he could not see, toward a destiny he could never imagine. How can one boy make a world brighter when it is so very dark to begin with? A completely AU Harry Potter universe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 172,506 - Reviews: 3705 - Favs: 4,004 - Follows: 3,221 - Updated: 8/24/2013 - Published: 10/21/2012 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
B-but He's Just a Squib! by Bondage Bear reviews
After Harry refused to compete in the Triwizard Tournament, he was stripped of all his magic. However, this only opened up new opportunities to fulfill his hidden potential.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,953 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 272 - Published: 8/16/2013 - Harry P., Caster
The Direwolf's Fury by Snafu the Great reviews
Tywin Lannister has been sitting in the shadows, waiting and watching, thinking that he had already won without his enemies knowing it. He had hoped that the Freys and the Boltons would eliminate Robb Stark and his forces. He just did not take in the account that Robb and his army survived the Skirmish at The Twins, better known as the Red Wedding. And Robb is not very happy.
Game of Thrones - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,911 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 7/27/2013 - Published: 7/24/2013 - Robb S., Talisa M., Catelyn S.
New Plan by dunuelos reviews
The Third Hokage is tired of hearing for calls to prevent Naruto from becoming a shinobi. So he decides to try something new.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,003 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 76 - Published: 7/18/2013 - Hiruzen S. - Complete
Uzumaki Legacy, Naruto clan by maverick9871 reviews
What if Pein decided to believe in family more then he did about bringing peace to the world. See how this view will change the life of Naruto and the rest of the world. Stronger smarter Naruto, harem.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 81,004 - Reviews: 852 - Favs: 1,734 - Follows: 1,471 - Updated: 5/30/2013 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Naruto U.
Harry Potter and the Accumulation of Power by Zyachta reviews
In the Chamber of Secrets, the basilisk venom had already been in his system for several minutes before Fawkes healed him, what if Fawkes was too late ? Super!Harry / Harry/Many / Gray Harry, rating for later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 80,225 - Reviews: 1361 - Favs: 3,912 - Follows: 4,547 - Updated: 4/28/2013 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Harry P., Fawkes
Harry Stark of the Red Winter by oso1991 reviews
Harry fell through the veil due to a battle in the Ministry many years after the fall of Voldemort. Sent through time and space, he fell in the lands of Westeros as a young child. Raised under the protection of Lord Stark, how will Harry change the game?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 61,470 - Reviews: 777 - Favs: 3,303 - Follows: 3,812 - Updated: 4/12/2013 - Published: 5/23/2012 - Harry P., Eddard S.
Dodgers, Dresses, Teddy Bears and Spot by Clell65619 reviews
Sometimes, an average family has secrets. The residents of 1313 Mockingbird Lane have more secrets than most. Perhaps their biggest secret is how family comes first and foremost. Once he turns 11, young Harry Munster is offered a place at the Hogwarts School for Witchcraft and Wizardry, but he isn't interested, for four reasons. Dodgers, Dresses, Teddy bears, and Spot.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Munsters - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,790 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 857 - Follows: 187 - Published: 3/25/2013 - Complete
Eye of the Basilisk by Takao1160 reviews
Harry learns of the plans and plots that have been laid out before him. He is tired of never knowing what is coming his way and he takes matters into his own hands. Along the way he has a set of parents that he has adopted, a crazy elf, a best friend, and a friend like no other to help him out. Let the adventure begin! Pairings H/HG/SB.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 77,074 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 1,039 - Follows: 411 - Published: 2/22/2013 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
A Fox's New Skulk by divinedragon7 reviews
What if Hinata found Naruto after he was beaten by the village? If they began working together. A single friendship can change a thousand lifes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 99,243 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 706 - Follows: 812 - Updated: 2/4/2013 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Remuneration for Instructional Services by Stephen Ratliff reviews
Investigation into the disparity in grades in Defense Against the Dark Arts after Harry Potter's Fifth Year results in a little extra cash for Harry Potter
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,559 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 789 - Follows: 250 - Published: 1/11/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
The Zerg Swarm by East Bridge reviews
After being struck by lightning, a young man of Earth woke up in a barbaric and hostile world. His only tool of survival: the ability to spawn the Zerg swarm.
StarCraft - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 79,121 - Reviews: 512 - Favs: 1,068 - Follows: 731 - Updated: 1/10/2013 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Complete
Adrift - Floatation Device by Princess Alexandria reviews
Christy Taylor (oc) arrived in the world of Twilight during New Moon, and became a vampire immediately. Now she has to try and fit in, and when she goes to find the Cullen's for help she finds Bella alone. She decides to help Bella pull out of her depression and tries to teach her to be stronger, all while trying to keep her safe. (Bella/OC and Bella/OC/Tanya)
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 139,933 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 791 - Follows: 674 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Bella, Tanya
All Was Not Well by White Angel of Auralon reviews
Harry was massively disappointed in how things were going after the final battle. Nothing had changed, it only looked like it on the outside. So he decides to change the past to prevent certain things from happening. Being the Master of Death has its perks. Time-travel, Harry / OC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,271 - Reviews: 546 - Favs: 3,501 - Follows: 1,159 - Updated: 12/27/2012 - Published: 12/22/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Delightful Dilemma by sheltie reviews
Reposted. After Fourth year Hermione decides to take action in helping Harry beat Voldemort. Harry/harem. Now Complete with Epilogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 70,567 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 1,057 - Follows: 548 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Kyuubi's apprentice by mrpeeples reviews
On Naruto's eleventh Birthday, he is being beaten by a mob of men. Laying unconciouss, Naruto is taken into his mind by Kyuubi, who then does something unexpected. Naru/Hina, Changed rating to Tfor now and for language, I will hold of on lemons and gore until further notice with the ongoing attempt at censorship. Sasuke is OOC slightly.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 51,915 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 12/11/2012 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Black Heir by Hawk reviews
This is the Hawk-style version of the heavily overused Harry-gets-a-letter-from-dead-Sirius plotline and stuff happens due to this. Hopefully a good read in spite of this boring premise...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 79,306 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 1,047 - Follows: 1,192 - Updated: 11/24/2012 - Published: 11/11/2012 - Harry P., Narcissa M.
The Cult of Dionysus by Ynyr reviews
The blood wards around Privet Drive have a disastrous effect on Harry Potter's magical development, leaving him unable to use a wand. But there are other kinds of magic, and other paths to power. Harry/many witches. No horcruxes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 28 - Words: 107,645 - Reviews: 747 - Favs: 1,518 - Follows: 988 - Updated: 11/12/2012 - Published: 8/17/2012 - Harry P., Su L. - Complete
Ned Stark Lives! by cbstevp reviews
What would have happened in Westeros if Ned Stark had lived? An alternate version of George R.R. Martin's Game of Thrones series of books.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 45 - Words: 418,016 - Reviews: 816 - Favs: 823 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 11/10/2012 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Complete
The Forgotten Contract by James Spookie reviews
Susan discovers on her birthday she is betrothed to the Boy-Who-Lived. Can the two get over themselves and get to know each other and try to be friends? Possibly even more?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 165,792 - Reviews: 1608 - Favs: 3,569 - Follows: 2,287 - Updated: 10/24/2012 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
Take No Umbridge I: As Umbridge Sees it by Stephen Ratliff reviews
Harry Potter discovers that his being Triwizard Champion has some unexpected benefits regarding the teaching of Madame Umbridge.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,601 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 845 - Follows: 565 - Updated: 9/12/2012 - Published: 3/30/2012 - Dolores U. - Complete
Betrayal by Jay-Jay12393 reviews
Naruto grows up with the knowledge to defend himself from all people, with the Kyuubi as his sensei we'll see just how far he can go in his journey. but on the way he gets betrayed by someone he should have known was going to do it eventually NaruHaku R&R
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 197,867 - Reviews: 661 - Favs: 871 - Follows: 682 - Updated: 8/30/2012 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Naruto U., Haku
A True Daughter of the Black by Ynyr reviews
After the war is over Harry wants to protect his godson Teddy Lupin, but he isn't sure how. Andromeda Tonks has a few interesting suggestions for him.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 60,227 - Reviews: 468 - Favs: 1,093 - Follows: 609 - Updated: 8/14/2012 - Published: 7/5/2012 - Harry P., Luna L., Andromeda T. - Complete
Naruto: Myoushuu no Fuuin by May Wren reviews
A seal had managed to defeat and imprison the Kyuubi no Kitsune, the strongest demon to ever exist. It was just ink on paper-or a stomach, as the case may be-and it held so much power… 'Yeah,' Naruto decided 'I gotta get me some of that.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 92,529 - Reviews: 4248 - Favs: 12,647 - Follows: 11,751 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Naruto U.
Outcast by ShayNiccals reviews
Kya lives in the Norther Water tribe with her sister and father. In a society were everything is the same...Kya feels different. And she is...in more ways then one.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 37,861 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Zuko, OC - Complete
Sex Education: Anko Mitarashi Style by The Digger reviews
Anko Mitarashi has been chosen to teach at the Ninja Academy for the next year. And to the academy's dismay, she's teaching Sex Ed! Complete
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 156,736 - Reviews: 517 - Favs: 1,306 - Follows: 800 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Anko M. - Complete
Letters by TheEndless7 reviews
Students are required to write to a pen pal in the spirit of 'International Cooperation.' New friendships and a new romance arise going into the fourth year at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 189,865 - Reviews: 2160 - Favs: 5,442 - Follows: 2,718 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Debt of a Sword by gabriel blessing reviews
A story of love and loss, friendship and romance, and a sword. Sometimes happy endings just take a little time to happen.
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Sekirei - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26,791 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 2,355 - Follows: 707 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Shirō E., No. 01/Miya A. - Complete
Hinata's Problem by Power of Touch reviews
When she was just a baby Hinata was heavily affected by the Kyuubi's chakra she needs to be near Naruto. Now he's returned from his training trip and the need has grown to be very, very powerful. Lemons in later chapters, you have been warned. Naruhina
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 100,465 - Reviews: 631 - Favs: 1,085 - Follows: 1,014 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 4/2/2012 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Broken Seals, Second Chances by Alistor2986 reviews
The Curse Seal of Heaven. It was a slave collar, a leash to a master that caused nothing but pain. When Jiraiya found a way to remove it, Anko jumped at the chance. But no one anticipated the consequences. AU NaruAnko Rated M for Language, possible lemons
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 82,044 - Reviews: 573 - Favs: 1,945 - Follows: 1,981 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Naruto U., Anko M.
A Father's Gift by darn2k reviews
Instead of just sealing their consciousness into Naruto as a one time thing, what would happen if someone pointed out to Minato how the villagers would most likely treat Naruto and he made preparations to protect him. Smart/Strong Naruto. M to be careful.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 152,171 - Reviews: 833 - Favs: 2,769 - Follows: 2,697 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Naruto U.
The Familiar of Zero Trouble In Paradise by King-0-Hell reviews
Saito takes Louise to see his world, and to meet his parents... utter hilarity follows as their friends also make an unexpected appearance. First fan fic, so feedback greatly appreciated
Familiar of Zero - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,059 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 6/2/2012 - Published: 4/12/2012 - Louise, Saito
Harry Potter and the Sun Source by Clell65619 reviews
This is an extremely AU crossover fic that asks the question what might have happened if Petunia Dursley hadn't found a young Harry Potter sleeping on her doorstep on the morning of the 2nd of November 1981. After all, Dumbledore was a bit careless with
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 111,868 - Reviews: 2239 - Favs: 6,449 - Follows: 4,255 - Updated: 5/3/2012 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Partially Kissed Hero by Perfect Lionheart reviews
Summer before third year Harry has a life changing experience, and a close encounter with a dementor ends with him absorbing the horcrux within him. Features Harry with a backbone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 103 - Words: 483,646 - Reviews: 15409 - Favs: 8,733 - Follows: 7,674 - Updated: 4/28/2012 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Harry P.
Q by OniRudra37 reviews
Naruto is confused, he never knew the answers to the questions he really wanted, so he turned to his own body to sate his knowledge, he would know his entire body from the teacher of the knife. But will a young hyuuga heiress let him do this his own
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 61,174 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 4/20/2012 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Banking on Her by robst reviews
Harry reckons his future is bleak if he stays at Hogwarts. The Tri-Wizard tournament offers him a fail-safe way of escaping his perceived destiny, that is until Harry discovered the hidden costs. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 114,164 - Reviews: 3067 - Favs: 5,575 - Follows: 3,189 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 9/18/2011 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
I Am Your Slave by Kingdom Lightz reviews
Ayame is almost, and I quote, almost raped by a group of men, and escapes into the arms of Naruto. After saving her life she loses her memory due to her bruises and starts believing she is his slave. NarutoxAyame. some lemons. off hiatus
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,573 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 1,063 - Follows: 867 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Naruto U., Ayame - Complete
The Queen who fell to Earth by Bobmin356 reviews
Forced to compete and abandoned by his friends, he steps from the tent with only one goal in mind, suicide. Instead Harry awakens a power that spans time and space and starts a war between the worlds.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dragonriders of Pern series - Rated: M - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 18 - Words: 302,411 - Reviews: 2469 - Favs: 4,606 - Follows: 2,479 - Updated: 3/26/2012 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Cardcaptor Harry by LunaStorm reviews
There are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of in your philosophy. Or predicted by the most imprecise branch of magic. Both Albus Dumbledore and Clow Reed should have remembered this...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Card Captor Sakura - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 65,997 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 1,640 - Follows: 495 - Updated: 3/13/2012 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Harry P., Tōya K. - Complete
Journey Through the Dark by Earl Lonsdale reviews
AU 4th year. Spurned by everyone, Harry accepts Bagman's help, taking the 1st step towards greatness. Elements: charms-prodigy, no-bashing, manipulative but good Dumbledore, dragons, unspeakables, HarrySusan, Ginny-friendship. Oh, the veil is a hellmouth.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 68,917 - Reviews: 704 - Favs: 2,318 - Follows: 2,664 - Updated: 2/27/2012 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Harry P., Susan B.
Sexplosion by Meinos Kaen reviews
As we all know, when the Yondaime sealed the Kyuubi, Konoha should have gotten away from it without any more collateral damage than what it had already incurred in, but... Demons are a malicious bunch. Adopted from Legendary Legacy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 81,826 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 1,123 - Follows: 1,026 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Naruto U., Ayame
Triwizard Tales by Clell65619 reviews
- At 14, Harry Potter really wasn't prepared for the Triwizard Tournament, but if he was forced to compete he was going to do his very best.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,772 - Reviews: 1378 - Favs: 4,959 - Follows: 1,860 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
Discarded by GatsuBerk reviews
Cast aside like the dog Louise always claimed, Saito is forced to walk a different path. Can a freeman learn to learn to live in a world of magic and nobility? Who can he trust? Who must he fight, and can he ever find love? Rated M just to be sure.
Familiar of Zero - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 78,894 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 619 - Follows: 522 - Updated: 12/29/2011 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Saito
The Flamel's and the Stone by magical fan18 reviews
I ADOPTED THIS FIC FROM ANOTHER Author and I hope you like it. Harry finds a family in an Alchemist and a Kind Witch as they both discover the future of how their lives may be told with some others along the way. BOOK READING WITH A LITTLE BIT OF STORY TELLING. I have edited some chapters recently so please take a look as I am working on them slowly to improve them. PLEASE READ!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 137,079 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 11/28/2011 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Harry P., Nicolas F., Perenelle F. - Complete
Kurenai Pride by maverick9871 reviews
When Naruto confronts Kakashi at the hospital, Kurenai steps in with something to say herself. See how this one event changes the future and why a kunoichi's pride can be the most deadly weapon ever.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,724 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 1,072 - Follows: 1,082 - Updated: 11/28/2011 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Naruto U., Kurenai Y.
Harry the Hufflepuff 2 by BajaB reviews
Lazy!Harry is back, and not doing very much at all...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,642 - Reviews: 836 - Favs: 3,342 - Follows: 1,300 - Updated: 10/5/2011 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Complete
The True Legacy by Narutofan401 reviews
It is said that time travel is out of the physical realms of human possibility. Nagato never did consider himself human, however, as he sends his lifelong friend and a certain Uzumaki Naruto back in time before the idea of Konoha was even conceived.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 32,619 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 805 - Follows: 811 - Updated: 8/20/2011 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Naruto U., Konan
Myrddin Emrys Returns by General Kenobi SIYE reviews
Souls don't always live just once. They can return, typically in a time of crisis, if they are deemed worthy. This is about two such souls. Separated by houses. Will they find each other again? Will they even know? One Gryffindor, one Slytherin.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 144,494 - Reviews: 1747 - Favs: 3,545 - Follows: 2,040 - Updated: 6/28/2011 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Force sensitive by LunaStorm reviews
At age eight, Harry Potter had an epiphany. He realized, with the utter certainty that only an eight years old can have, that he was a Jedi.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,655 - Reviews: 583 - Favs: 2,107 - Follows: 594 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
The Missing Hokage by Jonque reviews
My answer to Perfect Lionheart's Missing Hokage challenge. A different take on the usual Naruto-is-kicked-out plot line, in which Tsunade refuses to let her reason for returning get thrown out without fighting back. With apologies, this story is officially dead and discontinued.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 256,548 - Reviews: 1413 - Favs: 2,514 - Follows: 2,394 - Updated: 5/29/2011 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Naruto U., Tsunade S.
Time Braid by ShaperV reviews
Sakura thought she was a capable kunoichi until she died in the Chuunin Exam. Now she's stuck in a loop, dying again and again while she struggles to understand her strange predicament. How hard can it be to pass one stupid test? Sakura/Naruto/Hinata
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 203,939 - Reviews: 3335 - Favs: 5,292 - Follows: 2,674 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Sakura H. - Complete
Life Sucks, Then You Die by Radaslab reviews
Hermione begins to learn the truth after Harry is named a Tri-Wizard Champion. The solution is not what either extect. Mostly H/HR but it won't seem so. Some Ron and Dumbledore BASHING, but not much...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 254,864 - Reviews: 2406 - Favs: 2,559 - Follows: 2,807 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Junior Fire Guardian by maverick9871 reviews
The Fire lord gets involved in the life of Naruto Uzumaki after he see's just how far the people of Konoha ignore the final wishes of the Yondaime. See what effect this has on Naruto and the rest of the world. Look out world, here comes a new Naruto.harem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 34,689 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 910 - Follows: 828 - Updated: 3/13/2011 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Naruto U.
Dobby's Warning by The Unusual Suspect reviews
A light hearted attempt at finding out what would have happened if Harry had listened to Dobby in his second year. If you are looking for a serious fanfic, then this is not for you!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,068 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 2/19/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Boy Who Never Knew by dunuelos reviews
What if the Dursleys sent Harry off without him learning his own story? No one ever explained anything. And Amelia Bones is quiet upset about it. Complete for basic idea. Feel Free to Adopt.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,251 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 856 - Follows: 832 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Amelia B., Harry P. - Complete
The Forsaken by Paladeus reviews
Missing Hokage challenge by Perfect Lionheart. Naruto is kicked out of Konoha by the Council. In the process, Tsunade and others leave with him, including his new wives, where they become treasure, jutsu and summon collectors. Naru/Hina/Ino
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 46,697 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 859 - Follows: 903 - Updated: 1/19/2011 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H., Ino Y.
The Bonds of Blood by Darth Marrs reviews
YASBF Yet Another Soul Bond Fic starting with the Chamber of Secrets. Harry and Ginny have to learn to live with a bond that steals away their privacy and leaves them dependent on each other and frightened for their future.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 52 - Words: 191,649 - Reviews: 4170 - Favs: 3,624 - Follows: 2,127 - Updated: 1/15/2011 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Harry Prongs Tatum by Silverfawkes reviews
on hiatus AU They left him on a doorstep and he wandered away.Features Independent Stubborn Harry and pokes fun at the foibles of the magical world.Rating for occasional language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 88,802 - Reviews: 1907 - Favs: 3,935 - Follows: 4,527 - Updated: 12/22/2010 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Harry P.
Onikage by eroseniye reviews
history of namikaze uzumaki naruto ,watch him develop in shinobi world, he will develop a new dojutsu,the most powerful one,with the help of demon fox sealed in it,he'll gather powerful ninja in leaf village for his plans: create new village. naru X harem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 61 - Words: 121,593 - Reviews: 578 - Favs: 1,061 - Follows: 747 - Updated: 11/24/2010 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Naruto U., Anko M.
The Hill of Swords by gabriel blessing reviews
When Louise Valliere performed her summons for her familiar, she certainly didn't expect for it to be a human! Strangely enough, the boy she summoned, Shirou Emiya, didn't expect to get summoned so soon. He hadn't even died yet!
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Familiar of Zero - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 356,642 - Reviews: 2445 - Favs: 5,470 - Follows: 1,956 - Updated: 11/17/2010 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Shirō E., Louise - Complete
Outcast's Alley by RhiannanT reviews
When Harry goes through some changes the summer before his Fifth year, his relatives don't react well. Suddenly Harry finds himself homeless and alone, and learning to cope with yet another whole new world he'd never known existed. creature, royalty
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 104,860 - Reviews: 1129 - Favs: 3,762 - Follows: 1,787 - Updated: 9/23/2010 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
A little help from heaven by maverick9871 reviews
The night of the forbidden scroll incident Naruto wasn't alone when he practiced that night. Someone watched from the cabin and it change not only both thier futures but the worlds. NarutoXTenten
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 175,699 - Reviews: 939 - Favs: 1,604 - Follows: 905 - Updated: 9/18/2010 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Naruto U., Tenten - Complete
How To Bring Down A Dark Lord: Black Style by Miss Mercury101 reviews
What if Sirius remembered his roots after James and Lily's deaths? What he went about his revenge in a more...Slytherin manner?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,302 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 561 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Sirius B., Walburga B. - Complete
People Lie by Nugar reviews
Lies have power. They can change a simple-minded believer into a two-faced schemer and a timid follower into a fanatical devotee. They can change a child angry at the world into a man consumed by more than vengeance. But that power is a lie as well.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 286,222 - Reviews: 2372 - Favs: 3,314 - Follows: 2,595 - Updated: 7/25/2010 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The Hokage's Will by Airheaded dude reviews
The aftermath of Pain’s attack left Tsunade in comatose, Danzo's plot of becoming Hokage is thwarted by Naruto himself. With the doubts that the Lord of Fire has placed on Danzo, Naruto is suddenly left inheriting the mantle of Hokage before the Summit.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 122,798 - Reviews: 1718 - Favs: 4,064 - Follows: 3,463 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Naruto U.
Poison Pen by GenkaiFan reviews
Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 74,506 - Reviews: 8511 - Favs: 17,804 - Follows: 7,304 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Nargelites by PerfesserN reviews
A Harry / Luna / Hermione story that begs the question, what would have happened if Harry had met Luna before either of them attended Hogwarts? Also, what if Harry reminded Severus Snape of Lily Evans, rather than James Potter?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 68,832 - Reviews: 1145 - Favs: 1,863 - Follows: 2,255 - Updated: 6/10/2010 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Harry P., Luna L.
More Than a Ninja by Narutofan401 reviews
What if Naruto was trying to escape a mob at a young age and awoke the ability to teleport, or jump, from place to place? What if he decided to quit being the orange wearing idiot he was? NarutoxJumper. Strong!Naruto. Naruto x temari.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 47,950 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 835 - Follows: 822 - Updated: 4/5/2010 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Naruto U., Temari
Eléonore in love by Hyakimaru reviews
The love story of Eléonore de la Vallière, or how the ice queen melts and falls in love... Rated T for sexual references.
Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 26,761 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/3/2010 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Eleanor - Complete
Royal by Batsutousai reviews
Once, magical Europe was ruled by one family. When that family fell, the Ministries rose. The lost heir and friends have spent four years at Hogwarts, and it's time for them to change their world, but is the world ready for them? Dark!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 40,961 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 1,566 - Follows: 598 - Updated: 3/21/2010 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Albus D. - Complete
The Forever Mage by Darth Marrs reviews
Harry Potter/ST:NG era post movies crossover. A young man with messy hair and green eyes finds himself in the middle of 24th Century Scotland with no memories. Join him as he tries to solve not only who he is, but where his people are.
Crossover - StarTrek: The Next Generation & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 24 - Words: 102,957 - Reviews: 1319 - Favs: 2,101 - Follows: 951 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Oops! by Smylingsnake reviews
There are times when "Oops!" is the last thing you want to hear. When you're in the middle of having a demon fox upgrade your body is one of them. A funny tale of consequences and accidental breakages.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 42,436 - Reviews: 528 - Favs: 1,795 - Follows: 1,768 - Updated: 2/5/2010 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Naruto U.
The Truth by Clell65619 reviews
On his 16th birthday Dumbledore presents Harry with a little surprize. He's just gotten married.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 37,135 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 1,036 - Follows: 517 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 10/14/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Tell Me You're Pretty by Paladeus reviews
Hermione walks in on Harry while bathing in the RoR after a workout. Not wanting things to be tense, he stops her rush from leaving and they talk so things don't get weird between them. Though they do get heated. H/Hr Lemon Harmony
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,037 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 1,218 - Follows: 314 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Seal Shatter by Quill of Molliemon reviews
AU/AR, mid-Chuunin Exams on. Orochimaru fails to seal the Kyuubi's chakra in the Forest of Death. Naruto interferes with Sasuke's curse mark. And what's wrong with the Hokage? Read and review, please!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 36 - Words: 125,834 - Reviews: 2203 - Favs: 3,681 - Follows: 1,505 - Updated: 9/28/2009 - Published: 4/24/2009 - [Minato N., Kushina U.] Naruto U. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Four Founders by Darth Marrs reviews
In which Harry discovers there is more to being the Heir of the Four Founders than than just having really cool tattoos. Powerful Harry, Multi-Ship. Post OOTP. No Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 30 - Words: 122,625 - Reviews: 2024 - Favs: 5,146 - Follows: 2,188 - Updated: 9/19/2009 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Fate's Gambit by robst reviews
Fate looked on as the boy who's destined to lead the fight against the darkness was slowly being broken down until she's compelled to take action that will change his life forever. Pre-Hogwarts, friendship H/Hr/L rating is for Dursleys treatment of Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 53,921 - Reviews: 1313 - Favs: 3,647 - Follows: 1,464 - Updated: 8/31/2009 - Published: 7/12/2009 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.] - Complete
The Power by DarthBill reviews
Harry has been feeling lethargic since his tenth birthday when suddenly he has more energy than he needs. AU story for all seven years. HarryMulti nothing serious. SmartPowerful!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 48,757 - Reviews: 1624 - Favs: 4,454 - Follows: 2,351 - Updated: 8/25/2009 - Published: 1/26/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
The Potter Family Grimoire by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Harry Potter has an unprecedented amount of freedom the summer before his Third Year. He stumbles into an odd shop in Diagon Alley that will change his life forever.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,722 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 4,072 - Follows: 927 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
A Few Angry Words by lord of the land of fire reviews
A few angry words from Neji lead to a great many changes: “Hiashi-sama,” Naruto bowed once more. “I ask you to make a bargain with me.” To be with the girl he loves he makes a bet. The stakes? Only his future and his dream. Nar X Hin
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 61 - Words: 172,186 - Reviews: 6011 - Favs: 3,951 - Follows: 1,970 - Updated: 5/7/2009 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Aspirations by megamatt09 reviews
AU. Harry is shunned not only Ron, but Hermione as well after the Goblet of Fire incident. Ginny befriends Harry and history changes. Future Dark!Harry Dark!Ginny pairing, extended summary inside. Note from 2012: I'm not a huge fan of this story now, but leaving it up for historical purposes for those who do enjoy it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 55 - Words: 371,805 - Reviews: 3297 - Favs: 4,948 - Follows: 2,042 - Updated: 1/24/2009 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Let's Have Some Fun by Da Baddest King reviews
Whoever thought a invitation to a party could lead to a Naruto hiding under the counter trying not to get cought? Keep reading to find out. Please Read and Review.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,955 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 27 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Ino Y., Naruto U. - Complete
Thank You Ms Bones by old-crow reviews
Post OoTP Harry's life takes an unexpected turn when Fawkes provides Harry with a means of mobility. Ch 32 concludes the final six-chapter arc. Forget Book 7.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 154,157 - Reviews: 2365 - Favs: 3,387 - Follows: 1,618 - Updated: 9/14/2008 - Published: 11/5/2006 - Susan B., Harry P. - Complete
Naruto, the Spanking Nin by MogtheGnome reviews
Originally a oneshot, it's finally been finished, and thus given its own story. Basically... What would happen if not only the preliminary match's were rigged differently, but also if Sakura felt the need to get back at Ino?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,314 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 1,304 - Follows: 524 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Ruthless Revenge by Yunaine reviews
Harry overhears Ginny plotting to force him in a situation that he has to marry her. Instead of going to useless teachers Harry decides to do some plotting of his own... - Set during seventh year; Harry/Daphne
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,933 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 3,699 - Follows: 868 - Published: 7/8/2008 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] - Complete
The Art of the Deal by Case13 reviews
No one starts on top of the world. Bereft of his dream, or even a chance for it, Uzumaki Naruto starts his own path to the top of the world.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 38,546 - Reviews: 1213 - Favs: 3,172 - Follows: 2,822 - Updated: 5/23/2008 - Published: 5/5/2007 - Naruto U., Anko M.
The Horror! The Horror! by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Humorous, post GOF tale. Harry goes to Africa and sets up a potions ingredient business. Wackiness ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 39,926 - Reviews: 551 - Favs: 2,401 - Follows: 786 - Updated: 4/17/2008 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Luna's Hubby by Meteoricshipyards reviews
7 year old Luna wants a husband, and she wants one now. With the unintended help of her befuddled father, she kidnaps Harry Potter. Idea and 1st chapter by Roscharch's Blot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 195,952 - Reviews: 2155 - Favs: 4,323 - Follows: 1,934 - Updated: 1/14/2008 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Art of Sheathing Swords by Kingdom Lightz reviews
Naruto and Tenten go on a vacation in Wave after the mission in Suna, and two women gives him more than a confession. Naruto x Tsunami x Tenten. lemon fic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,201 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 757 - Follows: 377 - Updated: 12/23/2007 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Naruto U., Tenten, Tsunami - Complete
The Acceptance by Pan06 reviews
With the Dursleys away in Majorca, Harry gets his first Hogwarts letter. Along with a whole lot of others. Which school will he chose and how will his choice effect the people and events that surround him? How will it effect his own future?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 50,840 - Reviews: 1737 - Favs: 2,366 - Follows: 2,992 - Updated: 11/4/2007 - Published: 12/12/2006 - Harry P.
Time to Fix the Mistakes by DisobedienceWriter reviews
ABANDONED. Two years after the Death Hallows Epilogue, tragedy strikes Harry Potter and his family. The only way to set things right is to journey back to the time before he was born. Not for Ginny enthusiasts. Time Travel. Avenging!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 43,468 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 1,049 - Follows: 1,053 - Updated: 10/21/2007 - Published: 9/25/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
The Great Landscaping Crisis by MogtheGnome reviews
Lots of people wonder why Naruto doesn't know Bunshin Daibakuha, the Great Clone Explosion. In theory, it makes sense for him to learn it. In practice... not so much.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,292 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 1,606 - Follows: 350 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Complete
A Second Chance at Life by Miranda Flairgold reviews
When Voldemort’s assassins find him Harry flees seeking a place to prepare for the battle. Bloodmagic, wandlessmagic, necromancy, fae, a thunderbird, demons, vampires. Harry finds the strength & allies to win a war. Singularly unique fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 251,462 - Reviews: 4476 - Favs: 7,279 - Follows: 2,613 - Updated: 7/22/2006 - Published: 7/17/2005 - Complete
Accounting no Jutsu by daniel-gudman reviews
Lots of people have postulated that Naruto's good at financial planning. Let's follow that thought a little farther into the future.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 578 - Favs: 4,376 - Follows: 783 - Published: 2/15/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete