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Break Statement by winterhorses reviews
Hunger, food, failure, binge, purge. Repeat. A routine that becomes a life that becomes an infinite loop with no imaginable end, with no way to break free. Except one. It's a foregone conclusion for her, a matter of time, a question of when. She's ready for it to be now. A green-eyed stranger is the only thing that stands between her and the escape she longs for.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 36,851 - Reviews: 695 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 18h - Published: 2/9 - Bella, Edward
Theories of Bellativity by kikki7 reviews
Bella Swan is a physician assistant student trying to survive a grueling clinical year. Add Dr. Edward Cullen, a cocky, irresistible ob/gyn resident. Throw in some chocolate, sprinkle with a few of Bella's quirky theories about life, and see what happens.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 120,217 - Reviews: 4901 - Favs: 4,888 - Follows: 6,231 - Updated: 2/15 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Bella, Edward
Claiming of Fifty Shades by lilithblood reviews
Anastasia Steele, 21, a virginal masochist. Enter Christian Grey, 29, an arrogant billionaire whose sadistic tendencies are inspired by Anastasia. She's the Muse of his beast and he's the beast she had always craved could subdue her. Whips fly when a hardcore sadist meets a defiant masochist. This will be a battle of wills, passion and subjugation; who will win this game?
Fifty Shades Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 78,629 - Reviews: 1483 - Favs: 605 - Follows: 1,094 - Updated: 12/2/2014 - Published: 1/10/2013 - Christian G., Anastasia S.
House of the Horde by Raggdolly reviews
Bella endures the dark side of LA. After being abducted and taken into the Hollywood Hills, she learns that humans are not at the top of the food chain. Can she escape or will she fall victim to a treacherous vampire? OOC/Dark Themes/No rape. Outtakes included.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 37 - Words: 145,315 - Reviews: 2192 - Favs: 1,293 - Follows: 1,529 - Updated: 6/17/2014 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Comes & Goes by AlexaET reviews
Edward is used to losing everything he ever cares for, but when he decides to save a homeless girl from a terrible fate he learns that maybe, just maybe, love comes and goes in waves. WARNING/SPOILER: This story contains strong themes such as sexual abuse (not explicit) and others. So please do not be offended or hurt. Read at your own risk.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 186,678 - Reviews: 3606 - Favs: 2,080 - Follows: 2,358 - Updated: 9/20/2013 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Bella, Edward
In Your Room by LayAtHomeMom reviews
After years of bedroom boredom with Missionary Mike, can Bella find the sexual salvation she's seeking in the arms of campus hottie, Edward Cullen? Rated M for Edward's dirty mouth, Bella's inner whore, embarrassing situations and lemons galore…
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 114,213 - Reviews: 3785 - Favs: 4,053 - Follows: 3,060 - Updated: 4/4/2013 - Published: 11/1/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
String Theory by theladyingrey42 reviews
"Eleven dimensions. Infinite parallel realities. And in all of them, I love her." Muppets, math, and physicists falling in love. Fluff and eventual lemons. ExB, AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 79,552 - Reviews: 8506 - Favs: 3,425 - Follows: 2,117 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Breaking Trinity by VvDeadRosesvV reviews
AH/AU ExB Lemon. Mid-Semester, Senior Year. Bella is escaping Arizona and starting over in Washington. An unexpected hook-up at a party in Port Angeles turns into obsession. What happens when desire becomes too much to control? Rated S for Snarling.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 184,871 - Reviews: 6673 - Favs: 4,960 - Follows: 4,834 - Updated: 8/23/2012 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Edward, Bella
The Champagne Club by Shahula reviews
She is a waitress, he is a member. An intense attraction leads to a forbidden, steamy romance. The world is changing but not fast enough. What will happen if the champange bubble bursts?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 90 - Words: 78,778 - Reviews: 3720 - Favs: 1,134 - Follows: 1,111 - Updated: 7/27/2012 - Published: 9/13/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
By the Numbers by Cars1 reviews
Five people take a trip to Alaska. One hike to a hot spring and everything changes. Two people find something they never expected. Sometimes spontaneous is a good thing.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 135,256 - Reviews: 1549 - Favs: 1,251 - Follows: 1,072 - Updated: 7/19/2012 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Little Fish, Big Fish by Michelle M. Marie reviews
Collab between Paige Parkker BPOV & Michelle M Marie EPOV.A/H OOC Follows the life of Bella and Edward as they meet in high school, eventually parting painfully, only to reunite as adults – in very different circumstances.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 237,245 - Reviews: 1082 - Favs: 836 - Follows: 713 - Updated: 7/5/2012 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
No Place Like Home by tellingmelies reviews
Edward is forced to leave his playboy life behind in Chicago and come home to Washington, but will he change his ways or risk losing everything? All human, cannon couples, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 255,403 - Reviews: 6899 - Favs: 6,548 - Follows: 4,942 - Updated: 6/19/2012 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hiding in Plain Sight by limona reviews
Bella is a witness in peril. Emmett Cullen is the deputy assigned to protect her. When the witness protection program isn't safe, Emmett asks Bella to pose as his brother Edward's fiancée until the trial. AU, AH, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 141,120 - Reviews: 10600 - Favs: 11,664 - Follows: 12,368 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Bella, Edward
Teacher of the Year by DH78 reviews
When Bella has a chance encounter with a sexy stranger, she never believes she'll see him again. Fate however, has a sense of humor. AH/ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 37,079 - Reviews: 2995 - Favs: 3,223 - Follows: 2,684 - Updated: 5/9/2012 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Dirt Roads by winehoes reviews
Trucker hats, possums, and dirt roads. Shenanigans ensue. Is there really less trouble in the country, or are the kids just better at not getting caught? ExB, AH. Story contains mature themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 149,850 - Reviews: 1411 - Favs: 1,095 - Follows: 772 - Updated: 1/4/2012 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bad Blood by LadyExcalibur2010 reviews
Edward Cullen was a man who liked order. He arranged his life into neat little segments, exercising rigid control in all areas of his existence. Then one day, all of it was brought tumbling down by one simple question.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 57,319 - Reviews: 2259 - Favs: 2,611 - Follows: 1,028 - Updated: 11/30/2011 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Ride of Your Life by Forever-Liz reviews
Bella has an amazing life as a teacher in paradise. She's doing all the things she loves: teaching, playing music, and Edward? Tattoos, and Choppers, and LEMONS! Oh, my! AH, OOC, LANGUAGE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 210,412 - Reviews: 1278 - Favs: 1,681 - Follows: 1,006 - Updated: 10/31/2011 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Hard Day's Night by SexyLexiCullen reviews
The doctors at this busy, New York City hospital all have the same goals: saving lives, setting the on-call rooms on fire, and maybe - just maybe - falling in love? Canon Couples. OOC Characters. Romance, a lot of Comedy, and a hint of drama. E&B POVs
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 209,631 - Reviews: 3181 - Favs: 2,284 - Follows: 1,019 - Updated: 9/14/2011 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Nineteen Canvasses by Cars1 reviews
Bella thinks she finally has it all together after a life altering accident, but when she meets Edward, a once successful artist who has lost his inspiration, everything she thought she knew changes. All Human. Rated M for a very good reason.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 156,753 - Reviews: 1255 - Favs: 1,350 - Follows: 586 - Updated: 11/24/2010 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
How to Win Back the Love of Your Existence by Missypooh reviews
It's 4 years after Edward leaves Bella. There are no werewolves. Bella & Jake were never more than friends. Bella has grown up, graduated from College, has a boyfriend & is moving back to Seattle to attend Law School when her path crosses Edward's. EPOV
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 47 - Words: 124,122 - Reviews: 3555 - Favs: 1,949 - Follows: 975 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Midnight Desire by Twilightzoner reviews
An All Human parody of Midnight Sun. AH, AU and consequently OOC. No blood lust - just uncontrollable human lust. Smut filled fun . . .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 89,654 - Reviews: 5349 - Favs: 6,864 - Follows: 3,318 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Sometmes It's Not Enough by jarielynn reviews
She was standing by the bar looking beautiful. I hadn't seen her in three years. She smiled at me and tried to say hi. I couldn't say anything to her. Memories were racing through my mind, of a time when we were happy... is an AU/ AH story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 116,531 - Reviews: 709 - Favs: 656 - Follows: 361 - Updated: 5/12/2010 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Controlled Burn by staceygirl aka jackbauer reviews
Summary: Bella has always joked about marrying Alice’s much younger brother so she could be a part of her best friend’s family, but now he’s all grown up and hot. Bella tries to control the burn for him, but it quickly becomes a raging fire. ExB AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 124,722 - Reviews: 11313 - Favs: 4,595 - Follows: 2,190 - Updated: 2/25/2010 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Complete
American Girl by coldplaywhore reviews
Before starting her freshman year of college, Bella decided to backpack through Europe for two months. On her travels, she meets priveledged black sheep Edward Cullen, who takes an instant liking to her & wants to join her on her trip and much more. lemon
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 47 - Words: 178,170 - Reviews: 2793 - Favs: 3,266 - Follows: 877 - Updated: 7/25/2009 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Doll House by Kambria Rain reviews
We were all going to die. I used to be an optimistic person, but that went out the window as soon as the hot mountain man decided we were going to hunt the hunters. AH. Warning: So far, there are minor character deaths, and Edward's a little scary.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 15 - Words: 43,019 - Reviews: 1294 - Favs: 1,496 - Follows: 441 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8367 - Favs: 7,484 - Follows: 1,717 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete