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Author has written 3 stories for Vampire Knight.

So a bit about me:

Name: let's just say Leah (its close enough)

Age: 23

Birthday: late August

Sex: Female

Current Story Situation (if anyone is still intersted) 30/5/2014 - College has stolen me for like a year (very very sorry) I have exams next week, after that I have 4 months till I go to Uni. I will be away for a like 4 weeks of that time, but other than that I'm pretty much free so I aim to be getting some updates posted as I have the main ideas in my head. Until then...

NEW UPDATES - CURRENT STORY SITUATION: 13/6/2013. I am BACK!!!! Finally! Exams are OVER! I have updated Pureblood Powers (more updates to come next chapter is inprogress). When Rooks Roost, update will be posted SOON, the next chapter needs slight amount of finishing and editing.


I will be gone from for the next few weeks. My AS finals start in 3 weeks time (on the 13 of May), this is my second time round and 'last chance' so I can't afford to mess it up. I have to revise for 5 exams and work on my Photography. My exams don't finish till the 10 of June. I will be gone until then.

There will also be no time for writing in that time, (as I have to get serious properly for the first time in my life), I haven't finished writing the next chapter of Pureblood Powers or editing the next chapter of When Rooks Roost (though the next chapter of Pureblood Powers does have much more written now, it is still incomplete though), they are BOTH on hold, until at least the 24 of May (after that I have one week of Spring Bank, and only one exam after that, but I do have to complete my photography and hand it in on the first day back). Also I lose a weekend (27, 28 & 29 of April) to the first Camping weekend for the Duke of Edinburgh Gold Award, so I can’t slack of on college work.

So that is just to let anyone know what is going on and why I haven't been posting new chapter recently and won't be for the foreseeable future.


I haven't dropped Pureblood Powers, I have hit a block in writing. I have about 1/8 (yes this in incredibly small I know) of the next chapter written, but feel that it doesn't progress the story all that much. I need the story to progress largely in this chapter, as I feel not all that much has happen yet (in the grand scheme of the story), I know what I want to happen in the chapter - it is mostly written out in my head - I am simply struggling to find time to write it all down - I have a huge amount of Photography work to do and revising for AS-levels (the exams start in May) - I do plan on getting it written out before the exams start (which may mean it takes longer than the end of March though as originally planned). So it is finding time to write, I am incredibly sorry it is taking so long, but real life gets in the way. So that was just an update, for anyone who was wondering if I had dropped that story. Which I haven't. If anyone was wondering about When Rooks Roost - this was started about 5 months

before it was posted (yes it had been sitting in my computer that long), the next chapter is kind of written - but I want to change the story slightly, so that might be updated sooner than Pureblood Powers - sorry to anyone waiting on that story.

Favorite manga/anime: Vampire Knight, Black Butler, Faster than a Kiss, Maid Sama, Black Bird, Barajou no Kiss, Anima, Love So Life, Last Game, Kyou Koi wo Hajimemasu, Kamisama Hajimemashita, Crash!...e.c.t (I could go on for a very long time – I read A LOT of manga)

Vampire Knight is by far my most favorite. Pairings wise, I’m a total yaoi fan girl of the ZeroXKaname pairing, sometimes KanameXZero. And TakumaXShiki. The other characters it varies for each story, so long as Zero and Kaname are together.

I have a deviant art account - there is some Vampire Knight fan art on there(some relating to Pureblood Powers) and some of my other random drawings. Also if I disappear from fanfic for a while this is where to go and check my journal to see if I’ve posted a reason for my disappearance.

I also have a wordpress account - this exists solely for posting Vampire Knight fanfiction really, so if you’ve read it on here then there isn’t much else on wordpress.

This is something I read (in a book) and found funny/interesting.

There were four people named: Everybody, Somebody, Anybody and Nobody.

There was an important job to be done, and Everybody was asked to do it.

Everybody was sure Somebody would do it.

Anybody could have done it but Nobody did it.

Somebody got angry about that because it was Everybody’s job.

Everybody thought Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized Everybody wouldn’t do it.

It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done.

(Why am I always Nobody, but always seen as Everybody?)

Controversial Issues:
Being gay is not natural.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...
Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage

20 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART (I live in England so we have no wal-marts but try it a supermarket, it works just fine XD)

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. (dunno what this means I have no idea if we even have it in England)

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. (er this one dosn't work so well in England xD)

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

17. Challenge people to duels in the back aisles with wrapping paper tubes.

18. Have a conversation with yourself loud enough so that people in the other aisles can hear you.

19. Throw things over one aisle into another one.

20. Mark out price tags with a sharpie.

Repost this if you laughed...
Or are planning to do any of these things

Bad Things to Hear on an Airplane Intercom

1. This is your captain speaking and I don't feel that life is worth living anymore
2. We're cruising at an altitude of... Ah hell I don't know
3. Could somebody come up here and tell me what this button does?
4. AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! Just kidding.
5. Would the fight attendant bring me a martini? And keep 'em comin'
6. This is... uh... This is... uh... your... Hmm, I seem to have lost my memory...
7. Passengers on the left side of the plane -- does that engine sound funny to you?
8. Good God Steve! We’re going to crash! Oops -- is this intercom on?
9. We'll be on the ground in ten minutes. One way or another...
10. This is your captain speaking: I'm depressed, suicidal, and I'm taking you all with me. By the way, I've already killed the co-captain.
11. Dammit, Steve! You're the father of my baby! You know what? I'm-- AAAAHHH!! OH GOD, I'M HAVING THE BABY!! DAMN YOU, STEVE!! IF I'M GONNA HAVE THIS BABY NOW, YOU'RE GONNA FEEL THIS PAIN WITH ME!! Oh shit... is the intercom actually on?
12. This is your captain speaking: we're about to land, but... uh... does anybody know how? I was kinda weak on that in piloting school...

Please re-post this if you laughed.


The more you piss me off, the longer I'll keep you alive.

I love it when someone insults me. That means i don't have to be nice anymore.

Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them

Heh. I'm looking forward to regretting this.

I have PMS and a gun... now what were you saying?

Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.

So tell me, what's it like living in a constant haze of stupidity?

I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer.

If you die, I'll kill you!

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject

Why is it that if something says, "do not eat" on the packaging it becomes extra tempting to eat?

Sleep, those little slices of death; Oh how I loathe them.

Until I get some sugar in my system this IS my happy face.

There are, it has been said, two types of people in the world. There are those who, when presented with a glass that is exactly half full, say: this glass is half full. And then there are those who say: this glass is half empty. The world belongs, however, to those who can look at the glass and say: What's up with this glass? Excuse me? Excuse me? This is my glass? I don't think so. My glass was full! And it was a bigger glass!

Whoever said nothing's impossible never tried to slam a revolving door.

I feel like I’m diagonally parked in a parallel universe

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

Better late...than pregnant.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole!

I won't rise to the occasion, but I'll slide over to it.

What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?

I don't just want to rain on your parade... i want to blow up all the floats!

Annoying Things To Do On An Elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly
7) SAY -DING at each floor.
8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

This is a true story. All schools have a class clown, someone that gets on everyone’s nerves and that no one likes. There was one of these boys in this one school. Nobody liked him at all. He had no friends, the teachers hated him for his disruptiveness, and the students found him annoying beyond belief. He never seemed to care. One day, he had finally stepped on his teacher’s last nerve. What the teacher did was make everyone in the class stand up and tell the boy something they didn't like about him. As each of the thirty students stood up and said something about him they didn't like, he only sat and didn't seem to mind. All of the students did it.

That day, when school was out, the boy went home, grabbed his dad’s gun, and shot himself in the head.

If you think that the teacher was to blame, and that what she did was morally wrong and completely shameful, copy and paste this into your profile. Then, if you would have been the one to stand up and say "I'm not going to do this" then add your username to the list.
Antire5, EmoWolves of Shadow, Killercat-nya, Juura99, LoveUntilWeBleed, Kiya-Chan, breXanime, Strawberry Sauce

A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:

"When I was born I was black,"

"When I grew up I was black,"

"When I'm sick I'm black,"

"When I go in the sun I'm black,"

"When I'm cold I'm black,"

"When I die I'll be black."

"But you sir..."

"When you're born you're pink,"

"When you grow up you're white,"

"When you're sick, you're green,"

"When you go in the sun you turn red,"

"When you're cold you turn blue,"

"And when you die you turn purple."

"And yet you have the nerve to call me colored"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Copy this onto your site and help stop racism!

Girls Don't realize these things;

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'.

Please read-true story (not me)

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.'

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.

She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.'

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.'

His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.'

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.'

'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.'

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check
Again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!'

Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''

'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

'My mommy loves white roses.'

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started.

I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.

And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message, or
2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart

25 Reasons to Thank my Mother:

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why.

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favourite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!

are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree

"Try not to Cry"

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,
He told his friends that it was cool,
And when he pulled the trigger back,
It shot with a great, huge crack.
Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!
When I went to school that day, I never said good-bye.
I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.
When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,
And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.
Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,
And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.
Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,
Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.
But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.
But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.
I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.
Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,
When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could
I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,
I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.
And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech
Students Who Were Lost

Please if you would,
Don't smash this on the ground.
If you pass this on,
Maybe people will cry,
Just keep this in your heart,
For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Now you have 2 choices,

1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as
"Try Not To Cry"
2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how
cold-hearted you really are...

copy and paste!!

!!QUOTES!! (yes more of them!)

I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

Few women admit their age. Fewer men act it

Don't steal! The government hates competition.

Be nice to your kids, they'll be choosing your nursing home.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

I just let my mind wander, and it didn't come back!

Dont interrupt me while I'm talking to myself

I love you is spelled with 8 letters... then again so is Bullshit

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

You laugh at me because I'm different. I laugh at you because you're all the same.

Ninety-five percent of kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who are'nt, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley bored, Gem W, Bara- Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Carzy Billie Joe loving freak, shadow929, The Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/ fairy to be, The Gypsy- Pirate Queen, MCR Rocks, Andrew Laplante, MajorDxSFanatic, teh queen of randomness, Xannijn, Miakoda715, Tefnut Talvi, Beast Boy's Swivel Chair, Giggle Wiggles, Fox-Zodiac, Leafstar of LyokoKonoha, MoonlightSparklezLonelyUekiZeeFrostfeather, Pri-Chan 1410,Strawberry Sauce

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Alice001, HeartOfAgony, sorceress-of-faith, Ribbon-chan03, LaughsLikeGirl, shavana-clara-ara,Sam-AKA-SakuxSasuLover, eyezue66613, Flying Flower Fantasy, Pixire14, musical.nightmare, Pri-Chan 1410,Strawberry Sauce

(Not that I'm American, but this applies to if any one who ever calls me a freak)


I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book.
I am the girl that people look through when I say something.
I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal.
I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face.
I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone.
I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year.
I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.
BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment),who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Harry Potter, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her (yet it would be nice) and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.:HarryArtemis1220, edwardcullenissosexy, Pixel Alice, ME LOVEY JAZZY, Gandalf the Grey-Edelwiess, DoYouReallySeeMe, Potter's Angels, CelticHeiressFiona, The Love Dragon, I-am-a-slash-addict, Sev'slittlesecret, Shadow Lily Potter, Crescent Luna Moon,Strawberry Sauce

I am that girl,
The one who likes book more than boys.
The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy
The one who always wonders what she did wrong
The one who writes to escape
The one who just wants to help
The one that really wants to make a difference
The one that sticks to her values
The one that refuses to believe that this is it
The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow
The one who won't give in
The one won't give up
-by linguisticsrock, Copy and Paste if you can relate to this.

15 year old girl holds hands with her 1 year old son; People call her a slut, no one knows she was raped at 13.
People call another Guy fat; No one knows he has a serious disease causing him to be overweight.
People call an old man ugly; No one knew he had a serious injury to his face while fighting for his country in the war.
People call a woman bald; they don't know she has cancer.
Re-post this if you are against bullying and stereotyping. I bet 95% won't do it

Even more quotes (I think some of these are already up in one of the 'qoute' sections above, but I'm to lazy to go and find them so if you read one that is already up then I'm sorry!)

Aren't the 'good things that come to those who wait' just the leftovers from the people that got there first?
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried
I’m not a vegetarian because I love animals. I’m a vegetarian because I hate plants.
Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.
Don't take life too seriously; no one gets out alive.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer.
I only smile because you’ve finally drove me insane.
“I don’t believe in racism in any way, shape, or form. I think there are idiots in every color, race and religion.”
Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’?
Why are people allowed to put naked statues outside but why can't we run outside naked?
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up
You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor
If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving isn't for you
I don't obsess! I think intensely.
They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.
You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.
Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!
Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!
Forget cookies, the dark side has YAOI!
YAOI: I rape because i care.
So tell me, what's it like living in a constant haze of stupidity?
If you die, I'll kill you!
Heh. I'm looking forward to regretting this.
Whoever said nothing's impossible never tried to slam a revolving door
Don’t knock on death’s door…ring the doorbell and run. He hates that.
If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.
Until I get some sugar in my system this IS my happy face
Free insults, come get yours.
You know what they say; If you love someone, set them free. And if they really love you, they'll come back. (Not if they're a mind-slave to the mummy)

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Point of No Return by Marla-the-tourist reviews
He didn't know why he was doing this anymore. Why he still clung to what was left so desperately. Maybe he still wanted to believe, however naïve that seemed to be, that every end still has a new beginning. Post-apocalyptic. KxZ/ZxK
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 41,289 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 6/1 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Kaname K., Zero K.
Once In A Blue Moon by ShadowsOfPenAndPaper reviews
It is said that every blue moon, a change happens to the one who deserves it most. This change will alter the vampire race forever.
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 27,985 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 1/25/2016 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Kaname K., Zero K. - Complete
Make it Through by mintry1295 reviews
Zero turns out to be a 'Carrier Vampire', a male vampire that can bear children. How will he survive when almost every vampire wants him as a mate? KanameXZero. Mpreg SEQUEL UP - Nine Months of Struggle
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 47,589 - Reviews: 802 - Favs: 1,607 - Follows: 1,187 - Updated: 8/24/2015 - Published: 11/21/2009 - [Kaname K., Zero K.] - Complete
The Locked House by forbiddenist reviews
Zero is an artist who recently moved into a family house in a little countryside area. At night, he hears the most heart wrenching piano melody coming from what they called "the Locked House", a place where everyone believes is haunted. Unbeta-ed.
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,210 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 1/27/2014 - Published: 2/19/2011 - Kaname K., Zero K.
FEARS AND FORGIVNES by Princess Loveless reviews
Kaname is at war with Rido and the humans get cought in the middle. One night Kaname and his friends find Zero injured and save him. Later KXZ, Yaoi. Later blood/gore. Please review if you want me to continue...XD
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 50,019 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 9/2/2012 - Zero K., Kaname K. - Complete
The General's Prisoner by Corvus Ravena reviews
General Zero Kiryu has changed the face of the world, scouring it of the vampire race. Emotionally scarred by years of war and revenge upon all vampires, he nears completion of his life's work when finally the last pureblood is brought before him for judgement. What will his verdict be, when this pureblood is none other than Kaname Kuran, an old enemy from a time long gone?
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 26,998 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 5/20/2013 - Published: 1/5/2013 - Kaname K., Zero K. - Complete
The Courtesy of the Kings by Marla-the-tourist reviews
The first one is a powerful king, the ruler of all. The other one is a young hunter, about to commit regicide. Or is he? Fate might have a different intentions with him in this strange game of life. KxZ ZxK
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 65,311 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 4/22/2013 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Kaname K., Zero K.
Getting To Know You by Esukii reviews
Yuuki has got a secret admirer and certain hunter and pureblood are not happy. What happens when their obsession to know about this new guy starts bringing them close? Maybe too close.
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,616 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 1/17/2013 - Published: 10/7/2011 - Zero K., Kaname K.
Luxury by neverbeentoschool reviews
Just a single rash action and Zero finds himself trapped in the resulting bitter aftermath. And no matter how much he disliked Kaname, he hadn't intended on dragging him into the mess. Then again, things were hardly going according to plan... AU. K/Z.
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 18 - Words: 71,114 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Zero K., Kaname K.
Why Are You So Mean? by shadowlurker22 reviews
Timid Kaname has a chance encounter with a silverette we know and love, then meets him at school. The guy's seriously brusque and straightforward, but he's hiding a broken heart and a dark past. Can Kaname fix his heart? Will Zero even let him?
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 36,637 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 11/18/2012 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Zero K., Kaname K. - Complete
Journey: Down by blackfluffysootball2 reviews
"My life has always been normal, and it would've stayed like that if you hadn't dropped down from the sky...literally." ZxK, set in Real world yet it has Fantasy in it, Vampires are not mentioned in this one
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,757 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/27/2012 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Zero K., Kaname K.
Dangerous Secrets by Kate Angell reviews
Zero Kiryu is not what he appears be. He comes from a long line of vampire hunters with a huge secret to keep; one that they would rather take to the grave then let certain people uncover. What will he do when a certain pureblood finds out? Eventual KxZ
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 41,193 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 370 - Updated: 8/23/2012 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Zero K., Kaname K.
Paradise by Nikirockztar95 reviews
Zero begins to dream of a place which he knows as Paradise, a place where he can get away from everything and just be himself...but he is not alone. Someone else has the same secret desire; to escape the world which they know so well. Paradise seems to have everything they could possibly need...but just how will they react when dream and reality collide? Kaname x Zero
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,577 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 7/23/2012 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Kaname K., Zero K.
Strong Baby by Stories with a term reviews
This is a Yaoi. Zero and Kaname. Hehehe. Zero, wakes from a nightmare to find Kaname gravely injured. He cares for him, and well, lets say it gets a bit sexual. Rated M for sexual references, language, violence and blood. A oneshot.
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,169 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/18/2012 - Zero K., Kaname K. - Complete
Rescue Me by xX-Afflicted-Xx reviews
Trapped within his own despair, he relies on no one, his station demands it of him. However, in the late night hours, help finds him... But is it really that simple? NEW CHAPTER UP 5/13/12!
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 67,392 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 5/13/2012 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Kaname K., Zero K.
When The Truth Collides by Rusty Roses reviews
AU; Whereby Kaname is the new managing director of his father's company, Zero is his new secretary and Yuuki as Kaname's arranged fiancee. Life just can't get any better — KanameZero, ShikiIchijou. Rated for smut in later chapters.
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,078 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 4/22/2012 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Kaname K., Zero K.
The Clocktower Legacy by Scioneeris reviews
AU. Kaname is a talented craftsman who creates dolls and brings them to life. One doll is a silver-haired hunter. But when the clocktower legacy disrupts his quiet existence, Kaname will have to act. Will be Yaoi. KxZ/ZxK
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,035 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 3/27/2012 - Published: 11/10/2011 - Kaname K., Zero K.
Lights, Camera, Bloodlust by TheSicklyRoseVamp1229 reviews
The film is rolling for the new VK movie but it seems that most of the cast is a bit distracted...Zero/Kaname and Takuma/ with part 2 and more Z/K, T/S and some Yagrai/Kaien
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,148 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/9/2012 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Zero K., Kaname K. - Complete
Bruised but not Destroyed by sterek-issue reviews
Zero is being abused because of what he is, but someone opens their arms to him and helps him get through slowly but surely. NOT RAPE. KanameXZero
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 115,856 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 12/20/2011 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Kaname K., Zero K. - Complete
All in Good Time by On-These-Wings reviews
AU Kaname and Zero go to college together. Kaname is a model and head of his own business while Zero is an average teen trying to get through college. Will Zero’s new job bring him closer to his hot roommate? YAOI
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 96,114 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 4/16/2010 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Kaname K., Zero K. - Complete
The Other Half Of Myself by YenGirl reviews
Life occasionally springs surprises for Kaname and Zero. Enmity, mutual dislike and prejudice aside, can something else exist? Perhaps friendship... perhaps attraction... perhaps love. Formerly titled What Could Almost Be. Yaoi. KxZ ZxK. COMPLETE.
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 271,462 - Reviews: 1226 - Favs: 1,073 - Follows: 361 - Updated: 10/17/2009 - Published: 10/17/2008 - Kaname K., Zero K. - Complete
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Pureblood Powers reviews
Zero and Kaname have always been similar, similar traumatic experiences & pasts, thus are drawn to one another. Both know the biggest difference Zero is a level D while Kaname is a pureblood. However a new Day Class student seems to have hidden secrets which concern Zero, and when the truth is revealed the changes it brings about throw them into the greatest danger ever possible.
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 45,671 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 1/11/2014 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Zero K., Kaname K.
Kaname and the reviews
This is going to be a series of one shots on Zero and Kaname's relationship. The main idea is that each chapter will be Kaname and an item. Some of them will take place while they are children and other will take place when they are older. (Yes, I know this summary sucks, but I can't think of any better way to describe it, hopefully on reading you'll understand what I mean)
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,062 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/31/2013 - Published: 10/28/2013 - Zero K., Kaname K.
When Rooks Roost reviews
What happens when an ex-human hunter, that is being hunted by the hunters society, has a chance encounter with an unusual rook? A chance encounter which will lead to changes that force him to look away from the life he has known and shake him to the core. Rated M for later chapters.
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,569 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/8/2013 - Zero K., Kaname K.