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30 Things I'm Not Allowed To Do At World Meetingsby MikuDeFuyuki
1. I am not allowed to get up to the podium and rickroll people
--or sing justin beiber
2. I am not allowed to sit next to Japan and repeatedly poke him.
--or whisper wierd comments
--i am not allowed to sit next to Japan
3. I am not allowed to tell Austria scary things about Hungary
--even if Prussia finds this amusing
--ESPECIALLY if Prussia finds this amusing
4. I am not allowed to impersonate Elvis Presley and pretend i'm the country of "Rock"
--Even if America likes the idea
--especially if America likes the idea.
5. I am not allowed to stalk China
--that is Russias job
6. I am not allowed to hold a makeover party
--Poland will try to take over
--and Lithuania will want to slap me
7. I am not allowed to ask England strange questions about his love life
--Or if hes a Time Lord
8. I am not allowed to dare everyone into playing the pocky game.
--especially if Japan might find this entertaining
--provided he doesnt have to
9. I am not allowed to ask Germany to wear an Octoberfest Dress.
--Even if Prussia loves this idea
--Especially if Italy also agrees
10. I am not allowed to shout PANGEA and stir up wierd thoughts in the room
--Mostly because France made that suggestion
11. I am not allowed to hijack Canadas cell phone and change the ringtone to "Canadian Idiot"
--noone would see where it was coming from anyway
--they'd probably need to look up Canada in the dictionary
--they probably think its a small town in rhode island
12. I am not allowed to tell Norway to go to hell.
--Its just not a clever geographical pun.
13. I am not allowed to tell England that tinker bell whored herself out to disney world in orlando florida
--because he just might go there to save her
--maybe i should tell him anyway
14. I am not allowed to toss glitter in Germanys face and shout GERMAN VAMPIRE SPARKLE PARTY
--I don't have any glitter anyway
15. I am not allowed to tell Estonia to Sparkle.
--even if his name is Edward
--even if i think it would be sexy
--it would end up with England smashing my head into a wall screaming "TWILIGHT ISN'T LITERATURE"
16. I am not allowed to die Prussias Hair Black
--He might kill me
17. I am not allowed to sneak into germanys room while Italy is sleeping next to him and play "Can you feel the love tonight"
--elton john would not appreciate it.
--and germany might wake up
--and god knows we dont want that
18. I am not allowed to shove round glasses on spains face and shout HARRY FREAKING POTTER.
--I doubt Harry Potter is very popular in spain anyway
19. I am not allowed to taunt England by telling him Americas will always be bigger than his
--Even if its true
20. I am not allowed to sneak up behind spain and shout "NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION"
--or threaten roma with the comfy chair
21. I am not allowed to listen to any ideas france gives me.
--they are sure to result in someone getting raped
22. I am not allowed to use magic to summon a fondue monster
--or to make everyone naked
--even if France thoroughly approves of this idea
--I don't know how to use magic anyway
23. I am not allowed to tell Liechtenstein secrets about Swizzy.
--He might kill me
--I am not allowed to talk to Liechtenstein
24. I am not allowed to tape belarus's voice and then follow russia around playing it on speaker.
--he'd probably figure it out
--and then kill me
25. I am not allowed to stick a flag up captain kirks ass and claim him for spain
--spain doesn't want him
26. I am not allowed to declare that I am the country of Chuck Norris.
--Nope, Chuck Testa
27. I am not allowed to make obscure movie references.
--although frankly my dear, England doesn't give a damn
--And I already made him an offer he couldn't refuse ;D
28. I am not allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution in the Conference room
--they don't have a DDR machine anyway
29. I am not allowed to stand next to japan and point behind him shouting "OMG YAOI"
--even if he would be all like "OMG WHERE"
30. I am not allowed to bring a measure to measure ukraines boobs.
--there isnt one long enough
--and she would trump all the people I was going to compare her against anyway.