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93% of american teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. I am part of the 7% that would ask the person, "What was your first clue?"

Well, the vioces and I took a vote; its unanimous. You suck!

A positive attitude may not solve all your problems but it will annory enough people to make it worth the effort.

When in doubt press random buttons.

Theres always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, its uasally an upcoming train.

Last night I looked up at the stars and suddenly I wondered... "Dude, where's my ceiling?!"

There are 3 kinds of people in this world: Ones who learn from reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves! :D

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30 Things I'm Not Allowed To Do At World Meetingsby MikuDeFuyuki
1. I am not allowed to get up to the podium and rickroll people
--or sing justin beiber
2. I am not allowed to sit next to Japan and repeatedly poke him.
--or whisper wierd comments
--i am not allowed to sit next to Japan
3. I am not allowed to tell Austria scary things about Hungary
--even if Prussia finds this amusing
--ESPECIALLY if Prussia finds this amusing
4. I am not allowed to impersonate Elvis Presley and pretend i'm the country of "Rock"
--Even if America likes the idea
--especially if America likes the idea.
5. I am not allowed to stalk China
--that is Russias job
6. I am not allowed to hold a makeover party
--Poland will try to take over
--and Lithuania will want to slap me
7. I am not allowed to ask England strange questions about his love life
--Or if hes a Time Lord
8. I am not allowed to dare everyone into playing the pocky game.
--especially if Japan might find this entertaining
--provided he doesnt have to
9. I am not allowed to ask Germany to wear an Octoberfest Dress.
--Even if Prussia loves this idea
--Especially if Italy also agrees
10. I am not allowed to shout PANGEA and stir up wierd thoughts in the room
--Mostly because France made that suggestion
11. I am not allowed to hijack Canadas cell phone and change the ringtone to "Canadian Idiot"
--noone would see where it was coming from anyway
--they'd probably need to look up Canada in the dictionary
--they probably think its a small town in rhode island
12. I am not allowed to tell Norway to go to hell.
--Its just not a clever geographical pun.
13. I am not allowed to tell England that tinker bell whored herself out to disney world in orlando florida
--because he just might go there to save her
--maybe i should tell him anyway
14. I am not allowed to toss glitter in Germanys face and shout GERMAN VAMPIRE SPARKLE PARTY
--I don't have any glitter anyway
15. I am not allowed to tell Estonia to Sparkle.
--even if his name is Edward
--even if i think it would be sexy
--it would end up with England smashing my head into a wall screaming "TWILIGHT ISN'T LITERATURE"

16. I am not allowed to die Prussias Hair Black
--He might kill me
17. I am not allowed to sneak into germanys room while Italy is sleeping next to him and play "Can you feel the love tonight"
--elton john would not appreciate it.
--and germany might wake up
--and god knows we dont want that
18. I am not allowed to shove round glasses on spains face and shout HARRY FREAKING POTTER.
--I doubt Harry Potter is very popular in spain anyway
19. I am not allowed to taunt England by telling him Americas will always be bigger than his
--Even if its true
20. I am not allowed to sneak up behind spain and shout "NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION"
--or threaten roma with the comfy chair
21. I am not allowed to listen to any ideas france gives me.
--they are sure to result in someone getting raped
22. I am not allowed to use magic to summon a fondue monster
--or to make everyone naked
--even if France thoroughly approves of this idea
--I don't know how to use magic anyway
23. I am not allowed to tell Liechtenstein secrets about Swizzy.
--He might kill me
--I am not allowed to talk to Liechtenstein
24. I am not allowed to tape belarus's voice and then follow russia around playing it on speaker.
--he'd probably figure it out
--and then kill me
25. I am not allowed to stick a flag up captain kirks ass and claim him for spain
--spain doesn't want him
26. I am not allowed to declare that I am the country of Chuck Norris.
--Nope, Chuck Testa
27. I am not allowed to make obscure movie references.
--although frankly my dear, England doesn't give a damn
--And I already made him an offer he couldn't refuse ;D
28. I am not allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution in the Conference room
--they don't have a DDR machine anyway
29. I am not allowed to stand next to japan and point behind him shouting "OMG YAOI"
--even if he would be all like "OMG WHERE"
30. I am not allowed to bring a measure to measure ukraines boobs.
--there isnt one long enough
--and she would trump all the people I was going to compare her against anyway.

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Silent For Never by captainxx reviews
Matthew is fostered and has been mute since he was 6 when his mom and dad died. He is not noticed unless people want to abuse him and is very depressed and suicidal. One day Gilbert a new German student moves to Courtney High where he notices the silent Matthew. All he can think is, 'how can the awesome me fall for a mute boy who I shouldn't even care about'
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 34,479 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 10/31/2013 - Published: 7/26/2012 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Switzerland's Trigger Happy Letters to the World by ConfoederatioHelvetica reviews
Switzerland is back to writing letters! Send him your mail, but beware of the bullets. And if you do manage to tick him off, then good luck running.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1404 - Words: 723,908 - Reviews: 1606 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 6/30/2012 - Published: 6/17/2011 - Switzerland - Complete
Pure epicness with our sticky friend by Dixie C Jones reviews
"Now like I was saying, in our dimetion you guys are an anime." Katie said, slightly glaring in my direction. "Called HETALIA!" I yelled! I then heard Italy yell, "Yay!" Yep, this completely happened!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 951 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Germany, China - Complete
No One Heard Me Scream by FMB reviews
Gilbert is trapped in the horrible nightmares of a traumatic experience in his childhood and suffering from the recent death of a family member.However,he meets a beautiful and optimistic young man who proves to be able to turn his life upside-down.PruCan
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 56,041 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 2/20/2012 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Prussia, Canada - Complete
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The wall
It's august 14th 1961 and the Berlin wall has just gone up will Prussia be able to survive his new life behind the wall?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 265 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/21/2013 - Prussia, Russia, Germany
behind the mask reviews
maybe italy is not as happy as he seems sorry about the title it's different in the story because a changed it later
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,895 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/17/2012 - Published: 7/25/2012 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano
a hat reviews
He knew this would end well because he was well….awesome. All he need was his hat and his birdie.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 479 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/28/2012 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Hetaoni reviews
this is a really short poem i wrote hope you like it
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 114 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/28/2012 - N. Italy - Complete
his hips do not lie reviews
spain needs a door lock
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 709 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/25/2012 - France, Spain - Complete
don't you remember? reviews
italy goes to austria's party and more than old memories come back
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 472 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/31/2012 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
who are you again? reviews
Includes Lyrics from "Glad you came" I Went out for Halloween to have some fun and maybe get a hot date. Well... I did but not who I expected. America's gonna kill me...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 703 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
one wish reviews
everyone has one wish spain and romano are no differet i dont own any of the characters used!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 447 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/29/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete