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Hi, I'm Kristine! I'm an aspiring writer, and I feel that I need to work on my characterization. Since I'd like to focus on humorous tales, I've decided to become an in-character troll on various sites, such as Omegle.

Perhaps you've visited a site and had an interesting conversation involving maple syrup with someone called CanaDERP? No? Well, you may one day. If you do, play along--you may find yourself famous. ;)

CanaDERP is essentially Drunk!Canada, and he can do literally anything.

Pull you into a tub of maple syrup.

Jump out of planes and survive.

Jump out of planes and die.

Transform into other characters.

Come back to life and eat you.

Anything can happen when you converse with CanaDERP! He is both best friend and bane of existence to many on Omegle and various chat sites.

But you don't have to lurk on these sites for days on end! :D If you truly want to have a conversation with CanaDERP, simply send me a PM. I'll be sure he gets it, and he'll very likely answer your question in his Ask CanaDERP column, which can be found below! :D

Don't be offended by anything CanaDERP says--he is, after all, a drunk anime character made out of stereotypes. :3

By the way, my other Pen Name on FF.net is Volcarona. I created this one so that my followers wouldn't get freaked out by CanaDERP--he's not exactly my usual type of character. XD Go ahead and check that one out for my actual profile, by the way. XD

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The Faulkner Imbalance by Ellarose C reviews
They had always been stable, dependable, the rock in each other's lives, but one day something shifted and kicked their balance off its pedestal. College!AU, USUK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,146 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/3/2014 - Published: 10/12/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
USUK Moments by LucyMoon1992 reviews
Sometimes funny, cute or even sad, these one-shots are sure to warm your heart! USUK!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 64,701 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 8/27/2013 - Published: 9/26/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Hetalia Grade Cards! by dartboi reviews
Grade cards for your favorite countries and for the subjects that they took. I'll do any Country. Come check it out. You know you want too. *Under Construction!*
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 34 - Words: 15,209 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 6/17/2013 - Published: 11/2/2011 - [Spain, S. Italy/Romano]
Forever The Hero by tealgirl713 reviews
Even after Olivia stopped believing in Hetalia, it never truly left her and her friends alone. One day, they unknowingly meet America himself, who just wants to be the hero for once in his life.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 53,453 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 6/19/2012 - America - Complete
Take Me To Your Best Friend's House! by dinochainsaw reviews
PruCan. Francis barged into Matthew's life, becoming his new "father." He completely interrupted Matthew's peaceful pace of life. But Gilbert, Francis' best friend, is about to shake up Matthew's life even more.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 26 - Words: 33,225 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 4/19/2013 - Published: 10/5/2012 - Prussia, Canada
High School Level Art by pigeons-and-duckies reviews
As if my schedule wasn't bad enough. Now I have to deal with awkwardly warm chairs, tutors, being a third wheel, falling in love, and that stupid freaking art class. USUK, (with bits of GiriPan and GerIta) High School AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,685 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/23/2013 - Published: 9/26/2012 - America, England/Britain
Wicked Twisted Road by Ellarose C reviews
-Meet me in the airport, I'll be humming hallelujah- This is the semidaily story of two teenaged boys' adventures through Europe, accompanied by an agent and a makeup artist. USUK. Sequel to 'The Baffled King And The Idiot Hero'. NOW COMPLETE.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 63,137 - Reviews: 597 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 12/16/2012 - Published: 7/9/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Fire and Ice by Paper Piano reviews
After a nasty argument with America, China runs off in search of peace and finds it in Russia's arms. China's angry rant about the others somehow turns into a love confession, but luckily, Ivan returns his feelings! How will the other nations react to their new relationship?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,516 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/11/2012 - Published: 10/22/2012 - China, Russia
Fans by LobsterSalad reviews
Obviously Hungary knows about the fandom culture. But Romano doesn't, and doesn't intend to learn either. And the lady seriously needs to stock up more wine. Crack.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 887 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Published: 10/22/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, Hungary - Complete
Of Apples and Grecians by Nika565 reviews
Silly idea that I spontaneously wrote. In ancient Greece, throwing an apple was pretty much a marriage proposal. Leaving Kiku very confused as to what Heracles is doing. AU-ish. No bunny this time.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 460 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/22/2012 - Greece, Japan - Complete
Debates by Seven of Clubs reviews
Thoughts about the debates and what goes through Alfred's head. T for a small bit of cursing. Hints of RusAme. (I'm sorry for any errors. It's LATE and I'm tired.)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 466 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/22/2012 - America - Complete
Circle History Writing Contest, Fanfiction Entry by NomadGirl12 reviews
As stated in the title, this is my written entry for tumblr's The Circle History Contest. Liechtenstein reflects on WWII and the aftermath.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 578 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/21/2012 - Liechtenstein, Switzerland - Complete
Devil's Dance by Piano'sIrishTater reviews
Trapped as a member of the Nazi regime against his will, every day Ludwig is forced to rid the world of more human lives, committing the genocide he wants no part in. A German soldier during Holocaustal times, he must follow his orders, if only to spare himself from the clutches of death. But when another cart rolls up to Aushwitz, a new, unexpected feeling dawns in his heart.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 64,782 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 10/19/2012 - Published: 5/30/2012 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Too Much by rexlover180 reviews
Arthur Kirkland has just been told that he is going to be the newest Queen of Spades. With no other royals in place, he has to do everything on his own until the new King and Jack are found. And it's a tad overwhelming. He has to meet all the other royals from the other suits, sign documents, and run Spades alone. Maybe a handly servant can cheer him up. USUK Cardverse!AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 88,720 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 10/19/2012 - Published: 9/9/2012 - [England/Britain, America] - Complete
The Affects of War by Otakuisanothernameforawesome reviews
Liechtenstein is worried for Switzerland. Brother-sister thing! :D Sorry for bad summary!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 723 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/17/2012 - Liechtenstein, Switzerland - Complete
A Memory from the Past by Sophia Rose Brentwood reviews
Hetalia fanfic, USUK. Nation names used. July the 4th is approaching for America, and England is in pain. He still hasn't healed from what has happened between him and the man he used to love, and is suffering. What will happen when America notices, and refuses to leave England's side?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,332 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/5/2012 - England/Britain, America
Defiling a Canadian by Monochrome Hero reviews
Almost getting raped by Francis can have its pros and cons. Prussia x Fem!Canada
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,392 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 25 - Published: 10/5/2012 - Prussia, Canada
Perfect in her own way by VivaLaDoitsu reviews
Fem!Sweden is uncomfortable with the way she looks. Fem!Finland is trying to be supportive. One-shot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 825 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/5/2012 - Sweden, Finland - Complete
Lonely by Kokoro7489 reviews
First time posting! this is a prucan AU. they are in highschool Reviews appreciated. not sure what to rate it, best be safe though.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 892 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/5/2012 - Canada, Prussia
Prussia x Reader Mr Awesomeness by TheHetalia-Freak reviews
So this is maybe my third time doing this.. don't judge PLEASE.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 377 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/2/2012 - Prussia
The Perfect Date by rexlover180 reviews
Arthur is stressed. He's had tests all day and a presentation, so all he wants to do is sleep. However, his boyfriend, Alfred F. Jones, decides that he needs something to cheer him up. At 12:30 in the morning. It's a shame Arthur hadn't watched the news all week... USUK one-shot. High School!AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,149 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/3/2012 - [England/Britain, America] - Complete
Prom? by rexlover180 reviews
Prom is coming up soon, but Gilbert is finding himself in a situation he's never been in before. He's too shy to ask the person he wants to take. As the days go on, he gets more and more irritated because he's just so un-awesome and useless. Maybe if he got some help... PruCan with side USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,505 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/21/2012 - [Canada, Prussia] - Complete
With Eyes Like These by Witty Teacup reviews
Alfred is a blind boy, forced to grow up and take the lead years before he's ready. Arthur is the pianist that plays the most beautiful sounds after school. By chance, Alfred finds himself drawn to the melodies, and the beautiful soul that plays them. AU, USUK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,505 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/12/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Someday by Volcarona reviews
N has been exploring the Unova Region for two years, and now all he wants to do is find Touko. But will the truth be too much to handle? FerrisWheelShipping.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,033 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/23/2012 - Published: 4/16/2011 - N H./Natural H. G., Hilda/Touko - Complete
Innocent by Domomomo reviews
Romano thinks Veneziano is too stupid and innocent to know about sex. Veneziano thinks Romano is too Catholic and shy to ever have it. So, in order to protect each other's 'virginal' ears, they're just going to have to be a bit quiet... Spain/Romano, Germany/Italy.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,976 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 28 - Published: 5/11/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Down On One Knee by p0ck3tf0x reviews
Prussia started pacing back and forth in front of the house and tried to remember how a man proposed. He needed to kneel, right? On one knee? Two? Damn, he had never done this before. He had never even wanted to do this before but Canada was different.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,071 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Prussia, Canada - Complete
For Better or For Worse by escritoria reviews
Britain and Italy, caught up in a magical accident, get their genders swapped. And Britain has no idea how to change them back. With the world meeting coming up and their secret about to be revealed, how will they cope with the change? And what will this mean for the men who secretly love them? USxUK, GerIta, real names used
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 46,051 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 2/21/2012 - Published: 12/10/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Zucchini Cookies by K.H. Wright reviews
Because sometimes saying "I love you" with regular cookies just isn't as original.
Rune Factory: A Fantasy Harvest Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,865 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/20/2012 - Published: 1/13/2012 - Micah, Rusk - Complete
The closet, The sonic and The Doctor by takuya reviews
A slight rewrite to my fav ep of series 6 "Lets Kill Hitler"
Crossover - Doctor Who & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 654 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Germany - Complete
How To Avoid An Ex by FMB reviews
FrUk. Really, just PWP. Arthur can't stand the sight of his ex, Alfred, and hides in the bathroom with Francis. Human names used.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,326 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/22/2012 - France, England/Britain - Complete
I'll Take Care of You by Piano'sIrishTater reviews
Watching his brother's heart be stolen away by a stupid potato bastard, Lovino can't believe his fratello is getting married and leaving him pastaless. Thankfully, he won't be hungry for too long!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,885 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Glitch by BlueRetroPenguin reviews
P1 begins to wonder what his purpose is, why he should keep hitting Ball to P2. Why? Dare to defy Pong.
Pong - Rated: K - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 642 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Complete
Shut Up and Kiss Me by Sirus7009 reviews
My first checkmate shipping, as well as my first lemon in a LONG time! Yes, my lemon hiatus is... well, let's be honest. I might be quitting lemons, unless I get some good feedback about this as well as the next few lemons. read and review if you like!
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,485 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/2/2011 - Hilda/Touko, Cheren - Complete
A Hetalia Fairytale by Birdy Chan reviews
Prince Gilbert has only a few days to fall in love otherwise he will be forced to marry a girl he doesn't know let alone loves. Madeline is a servant girl who pretended to be a noble once to save a man's life and she catches his eye. Based on Ever After
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 37,145 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Let Loose and Dance by Preussen reviews
Canada finds out Prussia's much more eccentric than he originally thought when he comes home to find his entire attic upended into his living room. One-Shot for sarra's-sorceress.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,274 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Alone Again by Piano'sIrishTater reviews
What do you do when your life falls apart? When your parents won't stop fighting? When the Frenchman in your class harasses you about EVERYTHING? And WHAT the bloody hell do you do when a dirty little street rat follows you home from school! USUK ;D
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 40,466 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 9/27/2011 - Published: 5/10/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Truth Be Told by Karuka Ikashi reviews
The Well of Uncomfortable Truths is discovered & deals Spain a hard fact- "Whenever you said you loved him,you didn't really mean it. You were thinking of his brother. They were empty words." Can Romano be convinced about whom the Well was talking about?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,180 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 9/13/2011 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Hospital Flowers by hoshiko2kokoro reviews
A firefighter has done more than just save Arthur's life. He's giving him a whole new perspective on life.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 30,788 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 8/28/2011 - Published: 8/7/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Ask Me Anything by Iggycat reviews
Alfred starts to follow Arthur on tumblr. It's not long until they become friends... and possibly more. USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,988 - Reviews: 421 - Favs: 1,582 - Follows: 123 - Published: 7/21/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Love Is Blind by fakiagirl reviews
USUK, some Franada. After Arthur is blinded in an accident, his social life becomes all but nonexistent. One day, though, his old friend Francis introduces him to a man named Alfred. . . . Two-shot, AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,467 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 478 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 7/19/2011 - Published: 7/18/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
The Baffled King and The Idiot Hero by Ellarose C reviews
modern AU. Detailing how two anons went from moderator and troll to internet frenemies to best friends, and then some - chatspeak included. Hallelujah.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 107,419 - Reviews: 1057 - Favs: 1,181 - Follows: 559 - Updated: 6/27/2011 - Published: 3/16/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
An Excess of Flowers by Catching Tomorrow reviews
One day everything was normal, and the next the house is overflowing with flowers and Switzerland's acting very strangely. Warning: More fluff lurks within than a cotton wool factory.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,935 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Switzerland, Liechtenstein - Complete
Chronicles of a Sexy Greek Man by Piano'sIrishTater reviews
Cats, naps, waiting tables, falling in love. Life was going as usual for Heracles. Just...normal and calm. That is, until he met Kiku. And found he's been keeping a secret from him. One that is detrimental for their survival. Giripan
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,745 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 5/4/2011 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Japan, Greece - Complete
Accidental Invasion by British Racing Green reviews
Based on a true event that correct me if I'm wrong I'm surprised hasn't been portrayed in the series as of yet.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,334 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Switzerland, Liechtenstein - Complete
A Pearl in Your Hand by Terra Saltt reviews
The rest of the Mer have been hunted to near extinction, leaving Tino alone with his memories. But when a human with striking blue eyes captures him in his net, will he be killed on spot? Sweden x Mer!Finland. I'm keeping it up because people seem to like it. :
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,343 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Sweden, Finland - Complete
The Gentleman and the Pea by Car reviews
Every couple of decades, one of America's bosses would get this idea in their head that their nation wasn't representing himself like he should. Cue the matchmaking. Too bad America has some odd standards...and even odder ways to weed out the weak.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,470 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 557 - Follows: 44 - Published: 3/2/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
5MetersofAwesomesauce by Piano'sIrishTater reviews
Matthew is bored and lonely. He has no friends, an arrogant brother, and an uncaring mother always knee deep in work. But one IMing session on the computer changes it all... everything he's ever known falls into pieces... but is it for the better? PruCan!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,237 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 1/23/2011 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Purrfect Company by Iggycat reviews
Tired of being lonely, Alfred F. Jones decides to adopt a cat; though he gets a little more than he bargained for. USUK Fluff featuring Americat and Englandcat
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,251 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 536 - Follows: 28 - Published: 1/21/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Color by JansenFriedh827 reviews
Italy has a gift. He can see all the colors that connect people, represented by strings tied between them. He can see everyone's if he concentrates hard enough. Why is Germany any different? GerIta, hints of other relationships.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,065 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 652 - Follows: 56 - Published: 12/12/2010 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
Broken Wings by Piano'sIrishTater reviews
Orphaned Tino, only sixteen, has been through so much pain already, it's unbelievable. It seems no matter how many times he's adopted, he ends up back at the orphanage. Can a prayer to God save him or will he be stuck alone for the rest of his life? SuFin
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 37,314 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 11/21/2010 - Published: 10/27/2010 - Finland, Sweden - Complete
Car Wash by orangepencils reviews
Gilbert comes home to find Matthew washing their cars wearing the shortest pair of shorts he has ever seen. He can't deny he likes what he's seeing.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,329 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
New Prussia by crackberries reviews
On a road trip, Prussia accidentally discovers New Prussia. And totally did not squeal.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,075 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 28 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Being caught lying may result in a kiss by ButterFish reviews
Alfred and Arthur are online friends, but Alfred has told Arthur that his name is Theodore and he has not shown him any photos. They meet by coincidence while at vacation, and now Alfred has to make Arthur like his real self. And it's not that easy.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,543 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 1,016 - Follows: 96 - Published: 8/13/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Picking up a Brit in Eight Easy Steps by USxArthurxKirklandxUK reviews
America tries, repeatedly, to use pick-up lines on England. And each time, he fails miserably. USUK, humor.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,697 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/28/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Thanks for the Pranks by Car reviews
Due to the overwhelming maturity of both nations, America and England find themselves in a different kind of war than they are used to...A prank war! Who will get the last laugh? "Mark my words, old man, this is war." "Bring it on, brat. Bring it on."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,335 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 853 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 3/28/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Spilt Milk by UlquiorraNoKokoro reviews
Because, I realize, she's gone now. She ran to that guy's arms, not mine. She's gone, and she's never coming back. \\ Drabble-ish one-shot. Swiss-POV.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 906 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Switzerland, Liechtenstein - Complete
Always a Pleasure by orangepencils reviews
Matthew wakes up in the middle of the night to the sounds of something that he isn't used to hearing in his house. Fluff.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 680 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Advice My Mother Gave Me by hbananad reviews
France's advice is surprisingly reliable. PruCan, with France as Canada's 'mother.' Full of awkward fluffiness. Oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,122 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Cinderella by The Four Horsemen of the End reviews
Liechtenstein needs to practice her dancing after being invited to France's dance party. Rated T for slight swearing.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 887 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Liechtenstein, Switzerland - Complete
Loose Change by Canadino reviews
When you pass through a drive-thru, do you really take time to think about the people you're dealing with? Could the fifteen seconds it takes for you to give them your money be enough time to fall in love? Germany/Italy, implied Spain/Romano; AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,911 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 32 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Poisoned Skin by livingdeadgirl616 reviews
While the Hatter has some alone time, he tries to come to terms with the fact he is poisoning Alice and the fact she couldn't care less.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,444 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
Counting Kisses by DnKS-giRLs reviews
An America/England fic. The first time they kissed, it was an accident. The second time they kissed, it was a mistake. But as one kiss turned into many kisses, could it be possible that accident also turned into habit and mistake into blessing?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,783 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 519 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/18/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
A Common Language by Hazel-Beka reviews
America and England start a war in a UN meeting over whose English is superior. Germany is slowly driven insane. 'Oh, U,' America moaned mockingly. 'Spank me harder.' Rated for language
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,160 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 912 - Follows: 64 - Published: 1/10/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Wild by LittLetriXta reviews
Haruhi needed some reassurance that Mori-senpai was the "wild type" she was told he was. But she didn't expect that reassurance to involve a little light bondage. XD
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,540 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 49 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Haruhi F., Mori/Takashi M. - Complete
The Holiday Gift by xDemonKit reviews
Why, oh why was he given that of all presents in the world! Someone was doing that on purpose! Sometimes life is just so frustrating when you're Gilbert. -yaoi, lemon, PrussiaxCanada/GilbertxMatthew, PWP-
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,219 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Prussia, Canada - Complete
Acquired Taste by Abarero reviews
England catches America drinking, of all things, tea. UK/US
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,197 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/8/2009 - England/Britain, America - Complete
All Mine by Hitomi Shirou reviews
Canada and Prussia spend their first night together. Yaoismut! Not for children!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,291 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Spiders in the Kitchen by Preussen reviews
Matthew never thought Gilbert was one to be afraid, so when he hears a rather loud yell coming from the kitchen, he has every right to be worried. Rated for Gilbert's mouth. Real names used. Oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,242 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
The reason why Prussia remembers by ninjafox369 reviews
Ever wondered why Gilbert can remember who Matthew is? Inspired by Dane Cook.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 407 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 29 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Boredom by xless.then.three reviews
Liechtenstein has few worries, and because of such can sometimes get bored. Luckily she discovered a rather entertaining cure.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,304 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Switzerland, Liechtenstein - Complete
In Defense of Beauty by Abarero reviews
America voices his opinion on beauty when France and England start insulting each other's appearances. America/England.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,468 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 26 - Published: 4/30/2009 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Two Hundred Years Coming by EverythingIsMagic reviews
"Over two hundred years!" He shouted, his blue eyes flashing. "It's been over two hundred years, and you still let it…" He paused, and England could have sworn he heard a hitch in his voice. "You still let it stand between us." AmericaxEngland.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,114 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/2/2009 - England/Britain, America - Complete