CaptainFlamingoPants
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Joined 04-13-12, id: 3914769, Profile Updated: 04-23-12
Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter.

Occasionally, I find myself wasting a colossal amount of time reading fanfic's. They just have this ability to reel me in and, like a good book, I can't stop. This, naturally, was going to far. I then decided to write them myself. Somehow, I fear this wasn't going the way I was originally planning.

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Animal Instincts by gnrkrystle reviews
Five years after Hogwarts, Hermione and Draco are thrown together after a certain 'Malfoy trait' kicks in and Draco needs Hermione's help.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 60,064 - Reviews: 922 - Favs: 1,952 - Follows: 814 - Updated: 7/20/2014 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Now and Forever by BrilliantlyHermione reviews
Hermione's world is nothing but O.W.L.'s until a blue box shows up ends her life as she knows it. She instantly becomes his companion, and they are blinded in each other's presence. She can't imagine a life without him anymore...but in the Doctor's time, how long until it's over?
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,480 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 4/30/2014 - Published: 12/17/2011 - 10th Doctor, 11th Doctor, Hermione G., Ginny W.
Becoming Mrs Malfoy by Rumaan reviews
A curse has been revealed affecting both Gryffindor and Slytherin. The Ministry of Magic has to act and enforces a marriage law. Hermione is paired with Malfoy but the Ministry will have to drag her dead body up the aisle before she marries him EWE AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 106,560 - Reviews: 1187 - Favs: 1,472 - Follows: 713 - Updated: 8/8/2013 - Published: 11/10/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
All I Do is Hope by Living Masquerade reviews
When Hermione goes back to work a year after Ron's death to provide for herself and her daughter, she did not expect to find Draco Malfoy working there as well. And she certainly did not expect her daughter to become his son's best friend.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 64,687 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 697 - Follows: 452 - Updated: 12/1/2012 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Deadly Nightshade by frostykitten reviews
Something strange is going on with Hermione. She's got a weird medical condition, a day is missing from her memories, and Malfoy keeps talking to her as if he knows her even though she can't remember ever having a civil conversation with him. Everyone seems to be keeping something from her and she's determined to find out what it is.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,202 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 10/7/2012 - Published: 9/29/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Flatmate by attica reviews
After the Ministry seizes all of Draco Malfoy's possessions - including his beloved Malfoy Manor - he takes up drinking and finds himself taking up temporary residence at Hermione Granger's flat in Wizarding London. But what neither of them expect is that a lot can happen in 139 days in such close quarters - even the impossible. DHr. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 44,030 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 683 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 8/16/2012 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
One Last Kiss by blaisewatson reviews
Draco and Hermione pretend to have a relationship. Draco likes kissing Hermione. Hermione likes spending time with Draco. Both are denying it. What now? Read and Review please.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 61,296 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 12/24/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Celestial Navigation by phlox reviews
Lost, without direction, unable to find your way home? Coming soon, a new Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes Ekeltronic to guide you on your journey! *Your mileage may vary.*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,640 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Open Minded by OogieBoogie reviews
Hermione refuses to speak her mind lately. That's until she was cast by a spell. And now, as if through a powerful Sonorus Charm, her innermost thoughts can be heard by anyone within six feet of her – including Draco Malfoy, of course. Post-Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,666 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 4/4/2012 - Published: 3/28/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Dear Child by JamesPotterwasntaseeker reviews
Hermione felt her time was running the closer she got to thirty. She thought she would have been married and on her way to having a family, but she was nowhere close to that goal. So one little advertisement in the Daily Prophet would change her life.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 57,555 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 4/4/2012 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Truth Universally Acknowledged by IAmDifferentLiveWithIt reviews
DRACO&HERMIONE! English assignment to do. "Pride and Prejudice" is chosen. Something magical happens within the book... What will they have to do to get back home? Made this summary bad on purpose-didn't want to reveal anything. Please read!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,160 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/29/2012 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Hermione G., Elizabeth
Gryffindor's Golden Girl to Slytherin's Princess by Rumaan reviews
The Golden Trio are back at Hogwarts for their final year after the end of the war. However Hogwarts still has one more trick up it's sleeve when McGonagall decides to switch Hermione from Gryffindor to Slytherin to promote unity. EWE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 58,667 - Reviews: 834 - Favs: 1,907 - Follows: 548 - Updated: 11/10/2011 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Hunting the Hunters by Sweetfire22 reviews
Hermione Granger, Auror, is working under the overprotective Harry Potter. Draco Malfoy, leader of a renegade group called The Hunters. Will they bring each other down? Dramione
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 114,083 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 492 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 7/7/2011 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Skeleton in the Closet by Geeky-DMHG-Fan reviews
The skeleton in the closet. Everyone has one. What's Hermione Granger's? Three-Shot. Post-Hogwarts, EWE. COMPLETED.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,773 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 5/16/2011 - Published: 5/9/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Breaking the Ice by Geeky-DMHG-Fan reviews
EWE. DMHG. One-shot. Eight months after graduation, Hermione runs into Draco in the middle of nowhere. Needless to say, there is lots they need to catch up on.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,070 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 549 - Follows: 40 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Widow Weasley by drcjsnider reviews
Twenty years after the Battle of Hogwarts the heroes of the Second Wizarding War begin to be assassinated. How far is the Ministry willing to go to stop these attacks? Draco/Hermione Rose/Scorpius - Story is completed, I'll be posting 1 chapter a week.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,557 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 5/16/2010 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Destined to Love by xxxxcrazychickxxxx reviews
The last thing they remember is fighting with each other during the war, how the hell did they end up years into the future? And why exactly are they here? And why are they married? And what about a prophecy and a curse? Is it real? DRAMIONE Fluffiness!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 52,684 - Reviews: 1289 - Favs: 755 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 10/5/2008 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Witness and the Wife by Marmalade Fever reviews
When Hermione discovers an inebriated Malfoy, she helps him get into a witness protection program. Little does she know she's about to be assigned as his wife. DMHG PostHBP COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 68,498 - Reviews: 2797 - Favs: 2,086 - Follows: 674 - Updated: 1/22/2007 - Published: 1/27/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
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I Take It With Two Sugars and a Kiss reviews
Draco ran off to muggle Australia in an attempt to escape his past and the media. What will happen when a certain Hermione Granger enters the very cafe he works at and back into his life? A story of romance, Ministry for Magic elections and intrigue. Dramione. Post-Hogwarts. Suggested themes and occasional profanities.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 25,506 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 11/10/2012 - Published: 4/22/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Investigations of a Vengeful Brunette reviews
When Hermione's life and the Ministry go into disarray, her sleuthing abilities come into play. Add the case file of the immensely arrogant and attractive Draco Malfoy and she has quite a workload. Rated M just in case.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,354 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/5/2012 - Published: 5/1/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G.