multipersonality dex
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Joined 04-13-12, id: 3914788, Profile Updated: 10-07-12
Author has written 2 stories for Parodies and Spoofs, and Crash Bandicoot.

Hi I am dex.

AND IM JOHN!

ok before I continue I should tell you that I have a multiple personality Im dex the calm one.

AND IM JOHN THE LOUD ONE!

yyyyeeeeaaahhh.any way you can now continue reading.

Name:dex

gender:male

species:human

hobbies:reading,writing,sword fighting, and carving.

Name:john

Gender:male

species:oger

hobbies:torture,beheading,building,and ballet

DEX:hello again id like to tell you i have recently aquierd a new persanality.

SAM:hello im new.my name issss sssam.I wasss born human but raisssssed by snakes.

Name:sam

Gender:male

species:snakemen

hobbies:chess,trikery,confusing people,and sharpining his fangs

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Call of Duty: Final Evil by gtmaster10 reviews
After getting teleported into the world of zombies, a small group made up of the Carlson Raiders, Gullwings, and S.T.A.R.S. have joined forces with Dempsey, Takeo, Nikolai, Richtofen, Kennedy, Castro, McNamara, and Nixon to find their way home!
Crossover - Resident Evil & Call of Duty - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,016 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/16/2013 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Chris R., Sgt. Roebuck
Lord Boss by navyseal33 reviews
Book one of the Popcornata. This is a parody of Lord Loss, book one of the Demonata. Note: this is not poetry, it just starts with a poem. Rated T for blood and gore, which occurs later and language . WARNING: SERIOUSLY STUPID
Demonata - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,739 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/26/2012 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Grubbs G. - Complete
Into the Rabbit Hole by Chaosweaver6139 reviews
Tsukune's at the end of his rope. The holy lock's falling apart, and the girls are fighting more and more. When a new counselor arrives, will he be able to help the troubled youth? THERE WILL BE LEMONS TsukuneXHarem
Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 53,195 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Tsukune A.
My OnlyTwilight Princess by MaliceInlist reviews
Perhaps it is the way things must be, leaving a world so accustomed to...as Minda so thought, seeing the last of Link a though perhaps to much to bear...just a single night left...to give herself to him.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,849 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Link, Midna - Complete
Xiaolin Showdown continued! by f3296 reviews
What happens when trust is testeed, the past comes back for revenge, love shines bright, and a new Dragon added in the temple? Rated for torture, language, and sexual content.
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 60 - Words: 127,489 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/12/2011 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Raimundo, Kimiko - Complete
It's All About Tonight by Aussiebarbie reviews
A long night of partying leaves the Soul Eater crew with more questions than answers. Why does Maka have a tramp stamp? Why are Liz and Patty handcuffed together? And where the hell is Black Star? M for future lemon, language, and adult themes.
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,645 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 7/12/2011 - Published: 5/17/2011 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
Code Lyoko : Second Generation Relapse by effin emo reviews
Set thirty years after shutting down the supercomputer, the Lyoko Warrior's kids now attend Kadic when XANA Re-Awakens. The kids think they're the first since their parents to access the Lyoko world. So why is there a boy trapped inside?
Code Lyoko - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 70 - Words: 126,356 - Reviews: 445 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 10/10/2010
Halloween Nightmare by CrossBreed777 reviews
When two girls find themselves in HalloweenTown, all they can do is turn to Jack for help. But Oogie has returned and will these girls be able to help HalloweenTown in there lightest hour?
Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,069 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 5/2/2010
Twisted Metal: War by Neon Genesis Guyver III reviews
Ever wonder what it would be like if the characters of Twisted Metal finally got sick of Calypso? TOTAL WAR BEEATCH! god I feel stupid for sayin that Please submit character suggestions.
Twisted Metal - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,735 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 6/4/2009
Cold Hands, Warm Heart by Darknight254 reviews
Crash and Nina finally meet as people not enemies but what will happen next.
Crash Bandicoot - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,687 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Crash Bandicoot, Nina Cortex
Life's Simplest by LynxbyLynx reviews
Oogie's back with plans. Lock loves Shock. Barrel loves Lock. But Shock has feelings...for Lock's feline cousin Rift-raft? Join the gang on an adventure to save Halloween-town AND another holiday. Plus, as they develop their teenaged feelings.
Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,185 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Shock, Oogie Boogie
Metal Hands Can't Feel Anything by King of Werewolves reviews
When Nina can't stop thinking about Crash, she discovers that you really can't choose who you fall in love with. But why did it have to be Crash?
Crash Bandicoot - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,759 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/27/2010 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Nina Cortex, Crash Bandicoot
Devastation by Jinx-La-Lutine reviews
What happens when the enemies are victorious and succeed in bringing down Crash Bandicoot? What will become of him, and will his family ever be able to help him? Please R&R!
Crash Bandicoot - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,843 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Crash Bandicoot, Nina Cortex
Shards of Dark Glass by Jayadragon reviews
As the glass shatters, link is devastated. Midna is heartbroken. Zelda wants answers. The shards hold the key, who shattered the Mirror? Zelda tries to reconnect the two worlds. post TP, Midna,Link & Zelda POV
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,750 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Link, Midna
Too Pure? by Elerick reviews
Originally a one shot, now a short series of stories about Maka's trials with Chrona's ignorance and purity when it comes to their relationship, Chrona is male, full of fun fluff as well as smut, rated M because there’s no telling where it will go
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,633 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 2/2/2009 - Published: 10/9/2008 - Crona, Maka A.
Code Lyoko: Under The Mistletoe by AngelofLyoko reviews
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Code Lyoko - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,077 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/1/2008 - Published: 7/16/2008
Cousin Love by Neon Genesis Guyver III reviews
Ben and Gwen finally reveal how they really feel one Halloween. Lemon.
Ben 10 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,568 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 8/31/2008 - Published: 3/18/2008 - Ben T., Gwen T.
Art of Sheathing Swords by Ten Commandments reviews
Naruto and Tenten go on a vacation in Wave after the mission in Suna, and two women gives him more than a confession. Naruto x Tsunami x Tenten. lemon fic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,201 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 601 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 12/23/2007 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Naruto U., Tenten, Tsunami - Complete
Dumb SAW by Neo Namco reviews
Parody of the first 'Saw' film.
Saw - Rated: M - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,120 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/25/2007 - Published: 9/19/2007
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a voice for touch reviews
Nina has been living with the bandicoots for 6 years and intends to give crash the ability of speech because she loves him but shes getting something unexpected in return.
Crash Bandicoot - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 268 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/7/2012 - Crash Bandicoot, Nina Cortex
I hate you reviews
If you hate barny then read.A parodie of I love you called I hate you
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 90 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/19/2012 - Complete