Moronic Racist People... A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him. The white man said, "Coloured people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "When I was born I was black," "When I grew up I was black," "When I'm sick I'm black," "When I go in the sun I'm black," "When I'm cold I'm black," "When I die I'll be black." "But you sir..." "When you're born you're pink," "When you grow up you're white," "When you're sick, you're green," "When you go in the sun you turn red," "When you're cold you turn blue," "And when you die you turn purple." "And yet you have the nerve to call me coloured" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Copy this onto your site and help stop racism!
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by SerenBex reviews
What it says on the tin :D
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 213 - Words: 321,453 - Reviews: 853 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 1/29 - Published: 8/12/2011 - [River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor] OC
Immortal Janto: The Full Series
by Daelena reviews
The on-going tale of life, love, and adventures of the immortal duo and regular companions to the Doctor , Ianto Jones and Captain Jack Harkness. Starts after "Children of Earth" and mentions "Miracle Day." Features characters from both Torchwood and Doctor Who.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 116 - Words: 195,817 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 1/19 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Ianto J., Jack H.
Aperture Science Blood Stream Portal Enhancement
by AussieScum reviews
Naruto came close to accessing Kyuubi's chakra in wave, but got something different. A bloodline from a 800 year old computer. Looks like there's some testing going to happen! MajorSasu/VeryMinorSaku bashing. !Scientist!Smart!Bloodline Naruto. On Hiatus.
Crossover - Naruto & Portal - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 40,060 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 423 - Updated: 8/26/2013 - Published: 11/7/2011 - Naruto U., GLaDOS
by Twofer reviews
Five Minutes turned into twelve years, and what happens next could change everything. A continuation of 'Five Minutes'. The Doctor has little Amelia...now what?
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 108 - Words: 455,868 - Reviews: 573 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 8/10/2013 - Published: 4/24/2011 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy
The Doctor's Son: Book I
by S.Z.Raff reviews
Book I of The Doctor's Son Trilogy. Dorian Poisson, or Dorian Smith, as he is more commonly known, is the half-Time-Lord son of The Doctor and Madame Du Pompadour. He's lived on Earth for 250 years, but when will he finally meet his father?
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 48,517 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 7/31/2013 - Published: 5/1/2011 - 9th Doctor, 10th Doctor, Martha J., Rose T. - Complete
Watching Doctor Who: Series 1 2005
by WatchingNewWho reviews
When Eleven, Ten, Rose, Amy, Rory, River, Ianto, Gwen and Jack are all put into a room, they get a note telling them to watch the doctor who episodes, so of course, they oblige.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 110,471 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 435 - Updated: 4/14/2013 - Published: 10/26/2011 - 10th Doctor, Rose T., Amelia P./Amy, 11th Doctor
A Year at Hogwarts
by Winged Time Wolf Ravenclaw reviews
Rated T because of swear words. Unfortunately, I'm not the BBC or J.K Rowling, so I don't own either. Basically the Doctor, Amy and Rory crash the TARDIS at Hogwarts, leaving them all eleven. They know something's up when Hermione leaves the Golden Trio for Draco, Ron has an iPhone and the Doctor disappears! 3 times! Dramione! R & R please! (I drew the cover myself, don't judge)
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 33,700 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/13/2013 - Published: 3/20/2012 - 11th Doctor, Hermione G., Draco M.
You Know You're A Whovian Because
by George Weasley's Ear reviews
This is a series of lists of nerdy things people might do if they like Doctor Who. That rhymed! Os gwelwch yn dda ddarllen ac adolygu'r! That was Welsh!
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 2,170 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/12/2013 - Published: 7/21/2012 - Complete
Take Me Out Anime Style
by Midnight Cool reviews
What would happen when the male casts of Death Note and Naruto were forced to go in front of a bunch of girls and get judged? Well this is a show of girls getting to choose there man... with a little competition of course.
Crossover - Naruto & Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,660 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/17/2013 - Published: 7/6/2012
Dump Me In Another World
by Eternal Cat Moon reviews
So, I'm coming home from school and I turn my computer on. It starts to act weird and I land on top of these ramdon ninja. Well, I don't think I'm home anymore. And to top that, I run into the Akatsuki. I thought Fridays were supposed to be good days!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 42,952 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 12/26/2012 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
A Golden Rose
by bubblygal92 reviews
The Doctor meets a very different Rose in 2005. Why is her past, his future? What does she have to do with timelines? And just what is the Bad Wolf? Featuring the 9th, 10th and 11th Doctors. Starts with the events of 'Rose' and goes through the series. AU. 9/Rose 10/Rose 11/Rose
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 88 - Words: 246,372 - Reviews: 1511 - Favs: 999 - Follows: 619 - Updated: 12/14/2012 - Published: 1/1/2012 - [9th Doctor, 10th Doctor, Rose T., 11th Doctor] - Complete
by Tanglepelt reviews
The Akatsuki want to know if their goals are achieved, so they perform a jutsu that will bring them someone who knows the future. Enter Aoi Coulter, an American teenager who knows everything about the organization -In the process of being reworked- Old readers, re-read everything from the beginning, since I am editing all the old chapters.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 48 - Words: 127,087 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 12/9/2012 - Published: 11/25/2010 - Akatsuki, Deidara
by LeaderPinhead reviews
The first rule of pet adoption: Never go for the weird ones...no matter how cool they may look, it may only make your life more complicated. Rated T for STRONG language
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 154,602 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 12/5/2012 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Akatsuki, OC - Complete
by Cherazor reviews
The Doctor wants to start a romantic relationship with Rose. The problem? Rose doesn't seem to be receiving his signals. The solution? Mimic the human male behavior in similar situation as given in a girls' magazine. What could possibly go wrong?
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,325 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 11/26/2012 - Published: 11/12/2012 - 10th Doctor, Rose T.
An Unexpected Family
by bittie752 reviews
A threat against their growing family forces TenII and Rose back to their original universe, ending up in Leadworth in 1988. Being forced to take the slow path and integrate themselves into the timeline will drastically change things for the Eleventh Doctor when he pops back into their lives. Doctor/Rose Rory/Amy Warning; does involve character death
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 40 - Words: 122,793 - Reviews: 863 - Favs: 904 - Follows: 404 - Updated: 11/2/2012 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Rose T., 10th Doctor Duplicate, Rory W., Amelia P./Amy - Complete
Never Travel Alone
by Echo the Insane reviews
The Doctor is alone after the Pond's were whisked away by the last Weeping Angel. In another time, Vincent Van Gogh is also alone; so alone he cannot bare to live another day...until he makes a startling discovery that may bring some peace not only to himself, but the Doctor as well. (Yes, I had to fix TATM; even though it was rather perfect the way it was.)
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,425 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/1/2012 - Published: 10/29/2012 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy - Complete
Galaxies, Universes and me without a map!
by Project X reviews
A TARDIS lands in your backyard and what do you do? Get inside of it and bump a lever throwing you God knows where. Yeah, not one of my brightest moments. Meeting the Doctor was one of the best moments of my life though, the situation I got into while meeting him however, not so much. Now I'm stuck here, running, so much running and people, so many people. -Hiatus-
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,366 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/30/2012 - Published: 8/16/2012 - 10th Doctor, 11th Doctor
My Sarah Jane
by Whovian of a Thousand Words reviews
In which the Eleventh Doctor finds out Sarah Jane Smith passed away.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,417 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/6/2012 - 11th Doctor, Sarah Jane S. - Complete
A Companion Lost
by Kalyxia reviews
The eleventh doctor reflects on a former companion. R.I.P Mary Tamm 1950-2012
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 880 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/1/2012 - Romana I., 11th Doctor - Complete
Of Time Lord, Detectives and Chambers of Secrets
by 13tash07 reviews
SEQUEL TO OF TIME LORDS, DETECTIVES AND PHILOSOPHER'S STONES Sherlock Holmes returns to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry for his second year, alongside Harry, Ron, Hermione and the odd John Smith. But a new danger faces the school, leaving everyone without a clue, Jim Moriarty continues to wreak havoc, and John is still battling with his identity.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,379 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 7/29/2012 - Published: 6/7/2012 - 10th Doctor, Sherlock H.
The Doctor, the girl, and the shadows
by De'Wiccana reviews
The Doctor answers a call from Martha and ends up with a strange, new companion. They must deal with strange secrets, odd aliens, and a maternal Tardis. What is she? Why was she at Torchwood? Will they survive? Not if the Doctor does the cooking. T due to paranoia. Possibly romance later.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,300 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/17/2012 - Published: 5/13/2012 - 11th Doctor
Rory is the Master?
by Men of Feathers reviews
It's just a theory that I have that many people share.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 544 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Rory W., The Master
I Won't Say I'm In Love
by Brightfire15 reviews
The Doctor's preparing for a dinner with Rose. While he insists he and Rose are just friends, Jack believes and says otherwise of the Doctor's feelings and is trying to get the Time Lord to admit he's in love. Will the stubborn Doctor admit his true feelings? Set to Disney's, "I Won't Say I'm In Love." Nine/Rose fluff! Read and Review!
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,208 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/5/2012 - 9th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
by BlueScarfGirl reviews
When the Eleventh Doctor loses a fight with a Time Reversal Device, he is left in the body of his tenth regeneration with no memory of the Ponds. There is only one thing of which he is certain: he must find Rose.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,909 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 6/30/2012 - Published: 6/4/2012 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Shopping For Davros
by TigerLily98 reviews
This fun piece came to me whilst shopping with dad at the local Big Box Mart.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,461 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Cult of Skaro, Davros - Complete
by lozza1989 reviews
The ninth Doctor, tenth Doctor, eleventh Doctor and the Master are living together as flatmates in this sitcom style fanfic. Is not written in script format. Reviews are welcome so don't forget to leave one.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 42,534 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/9/2012 - Published: 5/12/2011
Why the Akatsuki Should Never Teach Sex Ed
by SilverLullabies93 reviews
Crack!Fic. When the Akatsuki decide that Team 7 needs to learn about sex, chaos is bound to ensure. Rated T for Hidan's mouth and refrences to... well read the title.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,651 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 4/7/2012 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Akatsuki, Team Seven - Complete
Cats and Fans
by ChippyUchiha reviews
After training for 13 years, Naruto's twin sister finally returns to Konoha with new jutsus and a pumped up 'tude! Wait,slow down. She's a jinchuriki too? What happens when she beats Sasuke in a Spar? A rivalry, a set up and a perverted sensei! Sasuke OC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 43,558 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 11/16/2011 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Defender of the Earth
by Lumendea reviews
Sequel to The Blonde Girl. Rose Tyler has survived three alien encounters before her sixteenth birthday and had her life radically altered. But with UNIT knocking at her door will Rose make it through what is ahead of her? Three full episode adventures. Guest starring 9th, 10th, 11th Doctors, the Brigadier, Toshiko Sato and many more.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 79,131 - Reviews: 563 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 10/17/2011 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Rose T., 11th Doctor, 10th Doctor, 9th Doctor - Complete
Akatsuki Gone Wild
by 211Boyfriend reviews
What happens when you wake up in the beds of a sleeping shark, bomber, and leader? Complete craziness! Pairings: HidanxOC, ItachixOC, SasorixOC! Rated T for cursing from Hidan and, well, everyone! Read, I dare you. First book in the series. xFinishedx
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 46,125 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/10/2011 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
Consider Yourselves Kitties
by DaniZaraki reviews
What happens when you cross kittens, the Akatsuki, two teenage girls and lots of free time? Chaos. Lots and lots of Chaos. First installment of my Kitty Trilogy. OC warning. Potentially being rewritten at some point due to my annoyance with all the errors and OOCness that I can easily fix.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 123,981 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 504 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 2/5/2011 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
An Uzumaki Amongst the Dunes
by pudgypudge reviews
Having been denied his birthright by the council of Konoha, Naruto forsakes the Leaf Village. He leaves for what he hopes is a better life among the shinobi of Suna, taking his family's scrolls and heirlooms with him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 172,558 - Reviews: 3961 - Favs: 5,472 - Follows: 2,833 - Updated: 3/31/2009 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Naruto U., Temari - Complete