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Author has written 25 stories for Pokémon, Codename: Kids Next Door, Web Shows, Parodies and Spoofs, Invader Zim, Johnny the Homicidal Maniac, Code Lyoko, My Little Pony, Homestuck, Corpse Party, Crooked Man, and Mad Father.

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Caliborn: THIS IS MY PLANET. NO ONE ELSE CAN LIVE HERE. I DON'T NEED HELP.

Hussie: Yet you want me to tell you what's going on?

Caliborne: YES.

Story of my (Caliborn) life.


Your name is AVERON THE AWESOME and you currently have a FANFICTION ACCOUNT.

It's quite nice, if you do say so yourself. You have plenty of stories (that no one reads), tons of humor (that no one gets), and a voice in your head you want to kill (who is possibly the smartest being to ever exist).

You've also gone through three usernames that you'll never use again because the first and third stunk. Bad.


Paranoid:Moderate

Schizoid:High

Schizotypal:High

Antisocial:Low

Borderline:Low

Histrionic:Low

Narcissistic:Moderate

Avoidant:Moderate

Dependent:Low

Obsessive-Compulsive: Low

Well, that explains a lot.


Try and read this:

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List twelve of your favorite characters in no particular order.

1 Gamzee Makara (Homestuck)

2 Andrew Hussie (Homestuck)

3 Sollux Captor (Homestuck)

4 Gir (Invader Zim)

5 Odd Della Robbia (Code Lyoko)

6 Rainbow Dash (MLP FiM)

7 Nepeta Leijon (Homestuck)

8 Patrick (SpongeBob Squarepants)

9 Mituna Captor (Homestuck)

10 Kankri Vantas (Homestuck)

11 Tavros Nitram (Homestuck)

12 Tinkerbull (Homestuck)

1. Have you ever read a (12)/(3) fic? ...Nnnnoooooooo, nor do I ever want to...

2. Do you think (11) is hot? Hot? He's adorable! Not hot, though. But adorable! }:D

3. What would happen if (12) got (8) pregnant? *laughing my head off, wait a sec* I'd test its ability to be eaten by Gl'bgolyb. Feferi owes my a favor.

4. Can you recall any fics about (8)? I remember one where he got a Facebook account. "Congratulations, Stupid Patrick!"

5. Would (6) and (8) make a good couple? Wut.

6. (9)/(8) or (12)/(5)? ...I think Mituna and Patrick could be friends, and I think Tinkerbull and Odd would get along the same way. I can picture Tinkerbull and Kiwi playing together! xux *dies of cuteness*

7. Is there any such thing as (9)/(1) fluff? ...There's probably KurlozxMituna, but I doubt with my entire being that there's GamzeexMituna. ((DeviantART likes proving people wrong, doesn't it?))

8. When was the last time you read a fic about (1)? A few days ago. (It was a PB&J fic. X3)

9. (6) and (7) are in a happy relationship How would you feel? ...What kind of relationship?...

10. How would you feel if (4)/(9) were in a fight? Neither of them are possible fighters in any way. They're too cute for dat. X3

Also, I think Gir would try to give Mituna tacos and Mituna would just flip out.

11. What would you think if you found (5) was a really good friend of a sibling or relative of yours? I'd be so happy I'd hug whatever sibling or relative of mine was the good friend of him.

12. How would you react if you saw (8) and (10) in a closet together with a rubber ducky? I'd walk away, constantly shouting "NOPE!"

13. How would you feel if (10) dissed you in the worst possible way ever? I'd be sort of confused by all the talking.

14. If you saw (3) and (5) in bed together, what would you do? WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS THING?!?! ...I'd back away, shouting "THIS WILL NEVER GET MY FEELS!"

15. What would you say if you found out that (9) was a rapist? I think he'd just be confused and need a good shoosh-papping from his Moirail.

16. You just came home from school and all of your friends hate you, your teacher just gave you an F on the most important project of the year, and your parents have grounded you as your teacher had already called and told them of your grade. You open the door to your bedroom and you find (2) rummaging through your stuff. What do you do? Hi Hussie! Wanna hear about why you should make PB&J canon again? *evil grin*

17. What would you think if (7) was emo and had tried to slit his/her wrists? If (7) is already emo/slit his/her wrists already, what would you think if (7) became the most optimistic person in the world? Nepeta, come here! I'm taking you to Equius right now so you can sort out this Feelings Jam!

18. What would you feel this second if (5) gave you a daisy right now? What. The. CRUD. Odd.

19. (2) has just stolen your hairbrush. What is your reaction? Hussie, give me my hairbrush. T_T

20. (8), (3), and (11) have banded together at 3 in the morning and start to sing the most annoying song you know as loud as they can, waking you up. What is the first thing you'd do? Sollux, Patrick, and Tavros... *smiles* From the top boys!

21. (7) and (9) are your teachers. What would they teach you? Nepeta teaches hunting and Shipology. Mituna teaches how to not fall all the time and how to live with a disability.

22. What would happen if (6) discovered (7) and (4) were having a secret relationship? I think she'd be very confused. Just like me.

23. Make a summary of at least twenty words for a (5)/(12). The fairy bull is now friends with the hipsterish purple boy and his dog forever more. Take THAT, other people!

24. What kind of plot would you use if (11) wanted to seduce (8)? Patrick gets stuck on land, Tavros helps him but falls into the sea, and Patrick has to revive him with mouth-to-mouth resuscitation. I don't support this ship at ALL, though.

25. If you wrote a songfic about number (9), what song would you choose? Boulevard of Broken Dreams


OC's

1. Cateni Pormyn (Homestuck)

2. Catsquirrel (My own mind)

3. Dir (Invader Zim)

4. Mazano Sakyna (Homestuck)

5. The Huntress (Homestuck)

6. Anikoe Bokluz (Homestuck)

7. Janna (Code Lyoko)

8. Bisci (Soul Eater)

9. Agony (Deathnote)

10. Jedovaty (Homestuck)

1 wakes you up in the middle of the night

"AVERY HEY AVERY WAKE UP!"

sleepy* "What is it Cateni?"

I'm hungry. E8B

facepalms*

3 walks into bathroom while you are showering:

"HI AVY!"

"DIR GET THE CRUD OUT OF THE BATHROOM OR I'LL DISMANTLE YOU!"

absconds*

9 made fun of your freinds:

"Agony, Kira needs to talk to you in that room over there." *points to a room labeled Super Secret Talking Room*

"Okay then." *flies into said room*

follows her with a baseball bat*

2 serial killers are after you, what will 1 do:

whacks them with her Paintkind* Only Avery gets to be a serial killer!

elbows her* That'ssupposedtobeasecret!

You are on vacation with 2 and manage to break your leg:

"Catsquirrel, go get help!"

leaves*

Two hours later

comes back with full cheeks*

"Well?"

spits nuts in my face*

Its your birthday, and 3 gives you:

"WAFFLES!" *throws present in my face*

takes present and unwraps it* A WATER BUFFALO?!

puts on cowboy garb* EVERYBODY'S GOT A WATER BUFFALO! *continues song*

You're stuck in a house that is on fire! Four does:

"MAZANO! HELP ME!"

walks away*

You're about to do something that will embarrass you, 5:

growls at other beings, making them scatter in fear*

confused* "Thanks?"

"Don't worry human. I'll always help you as long as you don't kill off Anikoe."

You compete in a tournament, 9 cheers you up by:

"Why would I cheer her up?! SHE *ING BEAT MY BRAINS OUT!"

You cant stop laughing, 10 does:

slaps* "SNAP OUT OF IT!"

continues laughing*

shoves poison down my throat*

starts choking*

"Much better."

You're dating 1 and he/she invites you to meet his/her parents:

"NO YURI!" *absconds*

2 loves 1 as well, what does that mean:

O=O

You got a new haircut and 6 can't stop looking at you, that means:

"Hey Anikoe! Like my new haircut?"

stares*

"Are you okay?"

stares*

"Just because I had to get my hair cut at the butcher's does not mean you can eat my hair!"

pouts*

1 seems to be a playah, breaking many hearts. What do you do?

"Cateni isn't able to do this. She's too nice!"

2 thinks that he/she will never get a girl/boyfriend. You:

"Catsquirrel, there are no other messed-up species for you to date. But always remember that you're always welcome in my head!"

deathglare*

What would 4 do if they were caught with a DUI?

police officer pulls him over*

"HEEEEY Mr. Bluesuit!"

"Now son, would you like to tell me why you're driving while you're drunk?"

takes out Swordkind*

Police Officer freaks out*

6 is going to college!

"How was she accepted?"

"HEY!"

Who would 1 bring with on an island?

"Mazano. She flushes for him."

blushing* S-SHUT UP! /XB

2 finds out that she has children: [BUT CATSQUIRREL'S A DUDE!!!!!!!!]

"WHAT THE *?!"

"I'MA DAD!"

Why is 6 afraid of 7?

"Because the latter's the daughter of an evil computer program?"

8 and 4 get paired up. Your response:

"That would actually be pretty awesome." *smirks evilly at Bisci and Mazano*

both start to fidget*

9, 10, and 5 all pair up against 6. Does 6 stand a chance?

"First off, why would the Huntress kill her own descendant? Second, Agony hates me right now, so she'll probably kill me instead. Third, Jedovaty hates the Huntress. Why would they be teaming up?"


•Which Hetalia Character Are You Mostly Like? •

*North Italy (Vargas Feliciano)

(x) You were bullied a lot in your childhood (Kinda still am)

(x) You adore pasta, pizza, cheese, and fruit. (Crud yes! XXXX99)

(x) You're very happy-go-lucky (When I'm around people I like. And whenever something awesome happens or I'm hyper.)

(x) You constantly have a dozy look on your face as if you're always away with the fairies (Not really, but I'm always away with fairies)

(x) You have a long curly strand of hair that always tend to stick up! (i have tons of tiny hairs on my head that never stay still! THEY ALWAYS CUUUURL!!!!)

(x) You're a good artist (Not superb, but pretty good.)

(x)You can be clumsy (Uh, duh?)

(x) You have a friend you always depend upon if you mess up something (Mah best friend, Skitty! :33)

(x) If your life was in danger, you would do the typical Italian thing and say: "PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! I HAVE RELATIVES IN YOUR COUNTRY!" (I never travel, so I usually say "PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! MY BEST FRIEND WILL KILL YOU!)

(x) You would surrender in a war situation (If the war is real life, I usually surrender, unless I'm cranky. When I'm cranky, I get REALLY stubborn.)

(10/10) PASTAAAAA!

*South Italy (Lovino/Romano Vargas)

() You love tomatoes (Eh, not really.)

() You tend to say "dammit" and "bastard" to everyone, a lot (I don't curse, but I curse on the Intahnet and in my head)

(x) You tend to get irritated easily (WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?!?!?!?!)

(x) You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick out (We went over this!)

() You hate French people (But... But... they make French bread! And they have stupid accents! Everyone loves to make fun of the accent!)

() You rely on people too much (I rely on my imaginary friends and my best friend more than "people" [AKA normal people])

(x) You would surrender in a war situation (We went over this, too!)

() You often feel like people are after your inheritance (Well, everyone expects pretty highly of me. Does that count?)

(x) You are lazy at times, and you are horrible at cleaning (I can be lazy, and I clean when I want to, but it usually stinks.)

(4/10) Eh? I'm not Romano? Dangit, you bat turds...

*Germany (Ludwig)

(x) You're very stoic and serious (Depends, but I usually am.)

(x) Sausages are your favourite foods. (I like meat products a lot, and I guess hot dogs count as sausages?)

() You like to walk your dog. (I wanna walk my dog, but I can't really walk her anywhere or at all.)

(x) Your boss/principal/tutor/homeroom teacher is a nut-case. (I sure think they are!)

(x)You love rules and think they should always be followed to. (I don't love rules, but I do try to enforce them. Unfortunately, people don't take me very seriously...)

(x) You think the world would be better if everyone played by the rules (Yes!)

()You work very hard, too hard... (I tend to procrastinate. A lot.)

(x) Your alone time is your "happy time" (I'm happiest in my room, on the computer. And what's with the air quotes?)

(x) You can appear tough but be very considerate towards people (Just ask my friends!)

(x) You've had issues with money once or twice (What?! Of course no- *checks wallet* I withdraw my statement.)

(8/10) And I like cursing in German, too!

*Japan (Kiku Honda)

(x) You're very mature (In public and around my family, but my best friend and I are very immature.)

(x)You think everything over before saying it. (And I usually end up missing my chance to say said thing.)

(x) You believe in ghosts but aren't phased by the experience when you see one (I never saw a ghost, but I believe in them and want to see them! I think I may have seen one recently, too...)

(x) You isolated yourself during childhood (I still am.)

() You became very successful in a short amount of time (Successful? That happened?

(x) You are somewhat inexperienced when it comes to the outside world (*steps outside* HOW. DO. I WAAAALK?!)

(x) You can seem cold/aloof to other people (A majority of my peers ask me why I never smile.)

(x) You're good at practical tasks (Pretty much.)

(x) You need time to adjust to new people (Unless they're badass. Then they become my friends. It's how I met Skitty!)

(8/10) I don't berieve this is a good way to spend my time. (SHUT UP JAPAN SELF!)

*The United States of America (Alfred F. Jones)

(x) You love hamburgers (And hotdogs! With ketchup!)

(x) You think you're awesome (No no no. I don't THINK I'm awesome. I AM awesome. It's in my name.)

(x) You love to invent things (I did love to invent new animals! I am the proud creator of flying pandas, Catsquirrel, and Tairden Cobru, who isn't really an animal!)

(x) You love going to the cinema/watching films/making films (I don't know how to make films, but I love to watch them! :DD)

(x)You can seem to be very brash to other people (Kinda, but mostly because people don't understand I'm trying to help them!)

(x) You have a tendency to stick your nose into other peoples' business (Because I care!)

() You're terrified of ghosts (Nerp! Ghosts are cool!)

(x) You know aliens exist (Of course I know! I listen to public radio. [No I don't.])

() You tend to wear a bomber jacket all the time (Nope, but I love hoodies! :33)

(x) You wear glasses (I wear 3-D glasses with the lenses popped out. I wanna make Sollux glasses soon, though!)

(8/10) I'm my own country! 'MURICA!

*The United Kingdom of England, Wales, Scotland, and Northern Ireland (Arthur Kirkland)

() You like tea (Never had it. :II)

(x) You were quite tough and troublesome as a kid (I still am!)

(x)You're very sarcastic and cynical (Of course.)

() Your cooking is awful (The most I can cook is Spaghetti Os. This will be my college diet, so I'm prepared for adulthood!)

(x) You love spiritual magical stuff, such as fairies, ghosts... (Shoosh yeah!!!!

()...But you refuse to believe in aliens. (ALIENS EXIST!!!! THEY EXIIIIST!!!!)

() You have tried doing black magic before (Nope. My mom won't let me, mostly because she's scared of it and we're Christians.)

() You get drunk quite easily (I'm thirteen. Srsly?)

() When you are drunk, you tend to be very unhappy (SRSLY?!)

() You're good at embroidery (I can sew, but I can't embroider.)

(3/10) But I can rock a British accent!

*France (Francis Bonnefoy)

() You're very affectionate (Not in real life. I'm very secretive about my feelings.)

(x) You think you have a great fashion sense (T-shirts and shorts are a fashion sense! ...Right?)

() You like wine (Never had it, probably never will.)

() You're the master of whispering romantic things into peoples' ears (Noooo...)

() You love red roses (NOPE.)

() When it comes to l'amour, you don't mind men or women (NOPENOPENOPENOPE)

(x) You're very proud of yourself (Yerp.)

(x) You love culture and the arts (I love other people's culture and art!)

() You're very flamboyant (Nope.)

() You say you're a gourmet (Nope.)

(3/10) Finally, the pervertedness is over!

Russia (Ivan Braginski)

(x) You had a very sad childhood. (I always went away by myself and hid under tables while the other kids played House. I hid in back rooms at family gatherings and only came out if I was forced or when I was baited with food. But I'm an awesome, weird little thing with a similar best friend now!

() You're very tall (I'm average height, and I'm almost taller than my mom [she's kinda short])

(x) You have a tendency to switch between personalities (I can be happy one minute, sad the next, ticked off the next next, and then back to happy.)

() You wear a scarf all the time (That sounds awesome, but it's summer, and I get heated up easily.)

(x) You love sunflowers (They're pretty awesome and the only flower I like, really. One of my favorite childhood stories was about sunflowers!)

()You love vodka (SRSLYYYY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!)

(x) You can seem intimidating to other people (When I'm agyr and tend to yell a lot, yes.)

(x) You're very strong (Nope. Good luck getting me to help carry that family dresser.)

() You have a big nose (...Wat?)

(x) You have a strange laugh that can scare people (I have a weird laugh that when people comment on it, I laugh even more. And it tends to embarrass me.)

(6/10) VODKAAAA! (I still don't drink.)

*Canada (Matthew Williams)

(x) You're often ignored by people (Only in real life, my friend.)

() You look younger than you actually are (I look average for my age.)

(x) You love hockey (Never watched it, but it's pretty cool.)

(x) You love polar bears (Are you kidding? Polar bears ROCK!

() You hate fighting (*beats you up* Sorry, you were saying?)

(x)You have one strand of curly hair like Italy

() You often get mistaken for someone else (Nope)

(x) You feel under-appreciated (*cries in emo corner*)

(x) You're bilingual (I speak English and Awwesomeness. XXXXDD)

(x) You always carry a bear with you (IN MY MIIIIND!!!!)

(7/10) Wait, who was this one again? [Ah, jokes. uu]

*Prussia (Gilbert Beillschmidt)

(x) You're quite mean-spirited (Most others see me that way.)

() You're a bit of a hooligan (Nope.)

(x) You're very loyal (To my friends. No one else.)

(x) You're very good at tactics (Sometimes in the real world, all the time in my world.)

() You hate Russia (Russia's awesome! How could anyone hate him?!)

(x) You love to fight people (I'd rather watch from a distance and murder them in my mind, but I can get into pretty nasty fights, depending on the person and the amount of people around.)

() You can avoid marriages quite well (I'm too young for that! Also, I don't think anyone loves me. :(( )

(x) You're not always taken seriously (I try to help people, they don't listen, they get in trouble, then they blame me.)

()You like drinking (S.R.S.L.Y.?)

(x) You want to become stronger (So I can kick idiotic butt!)

(6/10) Prussia is awesome, just like me!

*China (Wang Yao)

[x] You're very mature (Read Japan's answer.)

[ ] You're very superstitious (Herp derp nerp.)

[ ] You're very religious (Not really.)

[x] You love pandas (PANDAAAAAAAAS!!!!)

[ ] You love cooking so much that you nag if food has a certain pattern of tastes (I can't cook, but I'm very picky.)

[ ] You love Hello Kitty (How about GO DIE KITTY instead?)

[x] You try to be a role-model for your brothers/sisters/whatever, but are never taken seriously. (I try, but my older sister is easily angry and my brother is a brat.)

[x] You work hard (When I can focus, I do.)

[x] You're good at drawing (Yerp! uu)

[x] You like sweets (Who doesn't? *remembers diabetic people* Oh.)

(6/10) Chinaaaa?

*Austria (Roderich Edelstein)

[x] You are very well-raised (Kinda, I guess? Do you mean fancy or normally?)

[x] You're polite (Only when I wanna be!)

[x] You love classical music (Depends. I like the epic classical music over the flowy kind.)

[x] You like cake (Who the fuck doesn't?! It's awesome!)

[ ] You have a mole on your face (Nope.)

[x] You dedicate your time to your hobbies rather than what needs to be done right away (Unfortunately for me, yes.)

[x] You are a virtuoso/play very well on at least one instrument (Trumpet! >-iii

[ ] You've composed music before (Only for school.)

[x] You tend to call people 'morons.' (More like idiotic returds that need to die in a house fire.)

[x] You wear glasses (Check America's answer.)

(8/10) Cool? Maybe? Who even knows anymore.

*Hungary (Erszebet Hédeváry)

[x] You have a potty-mouth (Not really, but the Intahnet better watch out.)

[x] You like to wear flowers in your hair (I used to, I think.)

[x] You used to be a very tough kid (Still am!)

[x] You're very reliable (With my friends and awesome things and stuff I need to remember.)

[x] It's better to have you as a friend rather than an enemy (You best remember that, motherfucker.)

[x] You're very faithful (To my friends. Everyone else: DIE IN A HOUSE FIRE.)

[x] Your speech and mannerisms can be considered very unladylike (Fancy people belong in a pit of Justin Bieber, Rebecca Black, and One Direction fans.)

[ ] You and your best friend go together like chalk and cheese. (We go together like explosives and fire! Which means you tick us off, we explode on everything you love.)

[x] You are graceful one moment and grinning like a maniac the next (The story of my life.)

[x] If someone yells that yaoi is going on somewhere, you will drop everything to run off to go and see it. (Heck yes!!!!)

(9/10) DUCK YEAH!!!!

Cuba

[ ] You smoke (Too young.)

[ ] You're very physically strong (Nope.)

[ ] You've won a lot of fist-fights (Never had one, but I did bite people a lot until about third grade when people informed me it was bad.)

[x] In your social circle, there are two brothers - you get along with one, but not with the other. (Pretty much. My friends bring people I don't really like to hang out with us sometimes, so I stand by my best friend and silently hate the person's guts.)

[x] You have very strong emotions about a variety of topics (Yes. Such as I love Johnkat and all Karezi shippers can go jump into the fanpit with the fancy people.)

[x] You like hot weather (Not really. But when you live in Texas, you kinda get used to it.)

[x] You can be very friendly from time to time (Depends who wants me to be friendly.)

[x] You look very tough on the outside (I look evil on the outside, but I do want to beat someone up. I have a LOOOOT of stored anger, so don't tick me off.)

[x] You make a very nice role-model (If people listen to me, I will hug them and say "THIS IS WHAT ROLE MODELS DO! WE HUG EACH OTHER UNTIL THE TRAINEE'S BRAINS OOZE OUT THEIR EARS!)

[ ] You don't let people get a word in edgewise (I don't really know what that means. Does it mean I talk to much?)

(6/10) I don't really remember Cuba except for his hatred towards America and his willingness to try to be friends with
Canada.

*Lithuania (Toris Lorinaitis)

[x] You're very loyal (We went through this somewhere...)

[x] You feel like your best friend drags you around a lot, but you both have a great time together (I'm not really dragged anywhere. I follow willingly!)

[x] You're very serious (Depends.)

[x] You have a lot of patience (Again, depends.)

[x] You think too much about philosophical stuff (Sometimes, but mostly when I zone out.)

] You get depressed when questioning the point of existing/the universe, etc.. (Nope. It makes me happy!)

[x] You're not very confident (It depends on the situation.)

[x]You were quite rebellious as a child (I still am, kinda.)

[ ] You tend to let people walk all over you (Not really, mostly because people don't tend to talk to me.)

[x] You're a born worrier (I can get pretty worried about something.)

(8/10) Isn't this one of Russia's people? The one who was childhood friends with Poland?

Poland (Feliks Lukasiewicz)

[ ] You're very flamboyant (Check France's answer.)

[x] You're quite hyperactive (Mostly depends on my moOH LOOK A SHINY THING!)

[x] You can be quite goofy (Yesh. XXXX33)

[x] When you're depressed, you tend to rise out of it like a phoenix (When I'm left alone, yes. When people try to help me, I get more depressed.)

[x] You're very wary of strangers (CSIs and Criminal Minds has taught me well.)

[x] It takes you ages to come out of your shell... (Yeah...)

[x] However, when you're used to someone, you're very chatty (*begins explaining Homestuck*)

[x] You're very forceful and stand at one end of the argument when it comes to your opinions (Yerp!)

[ ] You love pansies and corn-poppies (Only sunflowers, bro.)

[x] You get up to lots of crazy antics (In my mind. Not really in real life.)

(8/10) Hooray?


Karkat Vantas:
[x] You have a nasty temper
(there's a lesson in all of this.) (DON'T TICK ME OFF)
[ ] You tend to overreact
[ ] Your friends would describe you as "Crabby"
[x] The color red appeals to you
[x] You see yourself as an outsider
[ ] You try to program computers
[ ] You prefer leadership roles
[ ] You were born under Cancer
[X] You sometimes/often use ALL CAPS
(YES)
[ ] You wear Turtlenecks

Total: 4

(GOGDANGIT. HALF-KARKAT'S JUST OUT OF REACH)

Aradia Megido:
[x] You love archaeology/history

(and paleontology! :33)
[x] You think about death a lot
(boredom does that to a person)
[x] You believe in ghosts
[ ] Sometimes, you think you can hear ghosts
(i wish!)
] You get into moods where you feel almost dead.
(nope. i usually get into moods where i just cry a lot over stupid things.)
[x] You're very interested in the way time works
(i think about timelines every day!)
[ ] You were born under Aries
[ ] You've been in one or more near-death situations
(again: i wish!)
[ ] Indiana Jones is AWESOME.
[x] You prefer deep reds and scarlets over others
(MOG RED IS SO COOL.) (it's the color of blood. :33)

Total: 5

(0h. i'm 0nly half aradia? 0kay.)

Tavros Nitram:
[x] You're quite sensitive
] You can be a bit of a pushover
[x] You dream of flying
[ ] You were born under Taurus
[x] You like/liked Peter Pan

(ONCE UPON A TIME RUINED PETER PAN FOR ME)
[ ] You don't really hate anything
[ ] You're generally kinder than your peers
(to people i like, yes.)
[x] Browns are your favorite colors
(COLORSSSSSSSSSSSSS)
[x] You had/have an imaginary friend
(oh no. they're very real.)
] You sometimes have trouble with your legs

Total: 5

(sO YOU'RE SAYING, i'M ONLY HALF OF tAVROS??? uGH,)

Sollux Captor:
[x]You often have mood swings
[x] You can seem like two different people
[ ] You mismatch your socks/shoes/etc.
[x] Yellow is your favorite color

(I like all of the colors. All of them.)
[ ] You have a lisp
(no, but i can imitate one pretty well)
[ ] You have really good eyesight
[ ] You're a whiz at computers
[x] No question, 3-D glasses are COOL.
(MY MOVIE THEATER HAS STUPID BLACK LENSES IN THE GLASSES, DANGIT.) (but the Doctor uses 3-D glasses, so that's awwesome. :33)
[x] You love red and blue
[ ] You were born under Gemini


Total: 5
(why am ii alway2 half of everyone?!?!)

Nepeta Leijon:
[x] You really, really, REALLY like cats.

(YES)
[x] You like roleplaying
(DOUBLE YES)
[x] You like shipping
(TRIPLE YES)
[ ] You were born under Leo
[ ] You like hunting
(NO)
[x] Olive Green is your favorite color
] Friends would describe you as cute
(no...)
[ ] You usually wear an animal hat
(i wish too much)
[ ] You own furs
] You can be rather naive

Total: 4

(:33

Kanaya Maryam:
[ ] You are a fashionista
[x] You are a big-time MEDDLER ( some would say that [IF THEY KNEW WHAT IT MEANT *candle lightly burns someone in the distance])
[x] You love being out in the sun
(kinda)
[ ] You never leave home without lipstick
[x] Vampires are SUPER cool
(kill all the Twilight vampires and yes, they are cool again)
[ ] You have a some-what motherly nature
(i care about everyone, even if they aren't my friend [except people who don't deserve my care])
[x] You are much more creative than your peers
(having them not know about homestuck gives me a distinct advantage)
[ ] You love horror and romance novels
[x] You like pale greens over others
] You were born under Virgo

Total: 5

(More Halfways) (Interesting)

Terezi Pyrope:
[x] You have an unusually good sense of smell/taste

(I smell things others can't! And Sherlock [someone i know] agreed with me that I'm a master of Scent Deduction. *proud proud*)
[x] You're VERY giggly
(H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3)
[x] You love dragons
(they burn people alive, dangit!)
[x] No matter what, there MUST be JUSTICE!
(YES)
[ ] You have pretty bad eyesight
[x] Sometimes, you can be just flat out weird.
(is this a trick question)
[x] You love the color red with a burning passion
(Y33333333S)
] But you wear teal and blue-greens more often
(nope)
[x] You smile way more than you should
(people think i'm insane because of that. I receive many compliments [aka being dubbed insane] because of it)
[ ] You were born under Libra

Total: 7

(H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3 >8])

Vriska Serket:
[x] You love spiders, scorpions, etc.

(MOG SO COOL)
[ ] You can be downright BITCHY
[ ] You're a very manipulative person
[x] You have a bit of an obsession with luck
(homestuck helped me with that)
[x] Your favorite color is a light blue
(i like turquoise :33)
[x] You have a bad relationship with many people
(everyone except my friends [and some of my family] hate me)
[x] You were born under Scorpio
[x] Sometimes, you think you might be psychic
[x] Pirates are cool
[ ] You usually wind up bullying your crushes

Total: 7

(8ut... 8ut I was soooooooo close to 8, dangit!!!!!!!! XXXX( )

Equius Zahhak:
[ ] You are REALLY strong
[x] You'd like to learn archery
[ ] You were born under Sagittarius
[x] You sweat really easily
[x] You're kind of awkward around... everybody
[ ] You can be a bit racist

(no! equality fur all! :33)
[x] You're very solitary
[x] You fancy indigo or dark blue over other colors
[ ] You break stuff very easily
[x] You like horses

Total: 6

(D--> STRONG answers!)

Gamzee Makara:
[x] You have a strange affinity for clowns and circuses

(well, i hate them LESS now.)
[ ] You were born under Capricorn
[x] The color purple suits you best
[ ] Pie is your favorite dessert
(NO. CAKE. ALWAYS CAKE.)
[x] You have a tendency to "weird" people out
(see Terezi's answer)

[x] You use swear words often, but not in an unkind way (does swearing in my mind count?)

[x] You really appreciate the miracles of life (motherglubing miracles)
[x] You're a funny and strange person
(:o33)
[x] However, you have a much darker side
(everyone deserves to die unless i say so)
[x] You like polka dots
(they're so cute!)

Total: 8

(HONK)

Eridan Ampora:
[ ] You're very racist.

(noooooooo DD:)
[ ] You mess up your relationships easily
(my friends understand my anger is not meant for them, but i usually apologize to them anyway)
[x] You often feel lonely
[ ] You were born under Aquarius
[x] You like being by the ocean
(the ocean is fun :33)
[ ] You like wearing violets
[x] You love wizards
[ ] You believe in science, not magic
(but... but magic!)
[ ] You're pretty rich
[x] You're pretty aggressive in nature

Total: 4

(wwhatevver)

Feferi Peixes:
[ ] You're very wealthy
[x] You love sea creatures
[ ] You are easily excited
[ ] You're very optimistic
[ ] You simply love the color pink

(NO)
[ ] You see yourself as a normal kid
(HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh wait you're serious)
[ ] You were born under Pisces
] Your family is pretty important
[ ] You live near the ocean
[x] You want everybody to get along.

Total: 2

(T)(--E SPAWN OF TH--E S--EA)(AG MUST DI--E)

NOTES

mog i'm gamzee

This also explains a lot. *honks horn*


The best natural disaster ever: TorcanoquakeBlizzvalancheFirecanebees


Draw a crazy picture,
Write a nutty poem,
Sing a mumble-grumble song,
Whistle through your comb.
Do a loony-goony dance
'Cross the kitchen floor,
Put something silly in the world
That ain't been there before.
-- Shel Silverstein


I found a thing!

What's Your Name?

1. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Aveizzle

2. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fave color and animal): Turquoise Wolf

3. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Conavton

4. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd fave color and fave drink): Red Water (so I guess blood?)

5. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your friend's middle name): Vnuavtn (uh, what?)

6. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Michelle

7. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Disco

8. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (fruit, and something that can go wrong) Apple Coma (honestly, I lol'd at this)

9. YOUR PIRATE NAME: (3rd fave color, pirate accessory) Green Eye Patch


1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18 and find line 4.

The book nearest me is a manga. There is no line four. There's a panel four, but no line four.

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can... what do you find?

The very corner of my bedside table.

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

SNL. I was watching Celebrity Jeopardy on SNL.

4. Without looking guess what time it is?

7 something.

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

7:53

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

My TV and my mom in the kitchen.

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

I was going with my mom to buy myself a big bag of candy. X9

8. Before you started this survey, what were you looking at?

Homestuck

9. What are you wearing?

Pajamas. In other words, a shirt and no pants.

10. Did you dream last night?

Eh, it's a blur. I wished I was dreaming about Gamzee though.

11. When did you last laugh?

Last night when I was watching Celebrity Jeopardy on SNL.

12. What is on the walls of the room you're in?

There's a billboard and supposed to be a funny cat poster, but aside from that there's nothing. My room is boring.

13. Seen anything weird lately?

Person, my world is always weird. If anything, you should ask if I'd seen anything normal lately.

14. What do you think of this quiz?

Eh. 4 out of 10.

16. If you became a multi-millionaire over night, what would you buy?

The needed tests to be able to turn into a real Averon. Keep in mind, Averon is a thing from my imagination.

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know.

I wish people would explode when they don't move fast enough in the hallway.

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics...

No animal cruelty. God didn't put animals on the Earth so we could beat them up when we're drunk.

19. A quote that you love/live by...

I DON'T WANNA! -Gir

20. Imagine your first child's a girl, what would you call her?

Molly.

22. Imagine your first child's a boy, what would you call him?

Dirk.

27. What's a word that rhymes with "DOOR"

Hammor.

28. Favorite planet?

Saturn. Those rings are beautiful!

29. Who is the fourth person on your missed call list on your mobile?

I dunno, I'm too lazy to check. Also, I is not very social. *forever alone*

30. What's your favorite ring on your phone?

I don't wanna check!

31. What shirt are you wearing?

A shirt my cousin made so she'd be on the student council. It's currently a pajama shirt.

32. The brand of shoes you are currently wearing?

I'm barefoot.

33. Bright or Dark room?

Dark.

34. What do you think of the person who took this survey before you?

I don't know them.

35. What were you doing at midnight last night?

Sleeping.

36. What did the last text message on your mobile say?

I dunno!

37. Where's your mailbox?

At the end of my driveway.

38. What's a word you say a lot?

Hokay!

40. Last furry thing you touched?

Does my stuffed tiger count?

44. Favorite age you've been so far?

Dunno. Not thirteen cause the woman who played Miss Bitters died on my birthday.

46. What's your current desktop picture?

Gamzee Makara.

47. What was the last thing you said to someone?

Ad joes! (Like adios in Averon language.)

48. If you had to choose between a million dollars and being able to fly, which would you take?

Flight. Flying is cool!

50. The last song you listened to?

2ollux ii2 a 2weet liitle bumblebee. X3

51. If the last person you spoke to was being shot at, would you jump in front of the bullet?

Depends if it means talked to in real life or on the computer.

52. If you could punch one person in the face, who's in you're life right now, who would it be?

My sister. She deserves more than a punch, but i'll take what I can get.

53. IF YOU COULD BE DOING ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE?

Have my psychic powers so I wouldn't have to deal with most of the crud I deals with every day.


YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot.

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself.

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else.

After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow, this stuff is great for sugar highs..."

You live off of sugar and caffine

People think you're insane.

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week one week, and then disappear off the face of the earth the next.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start laughing for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

Copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions.


ONE DAY A DAD COMES HOME DRUNK AND MAD. HE PULLS OUT A GUN AND SHOOTS HIS WIFE AND THEN TURNSTHE GUN ON HIMSELF. HIS LITTLE GIRL SITS BEHIND THE COUCH CRYING. THE POLICE CAME AND TOOK THELITTLE GIRL TO A NEW FAMILY. HER FIRST DAY TO SUNDAY SCHOOL SHE WALKS INTO THE BUILDING AND SEES A PICTURE OF JESUS ON THE CROSS.

THE LITTLE GIRL ASKS THE TEACHER: How did that man get off the cross?

THE TEACHER REPLIED: He never did.

THE LITTLE GIRL ARGUED: Yes he did when mommy and daddy fought he sat next to me behind the couch telling me everything was gonna be alright...

66% of u won't repost this. BUT REMEMBER THE BIBLE SAID, ''DENY JESUS IN FRONT OF YOUR FRIENDS AND I WILL DENY YOU IN FRONT OF MY FATHER


I’m that girl.

The girl who hates dances and sport games. When I do go, I end up in the corner with a book. The girl who makes your girlfriend jealous even though I am only your best friend. The girl who is pretty but thinks she isn’t. The girl who isn’t a size four and doesn’t eat healthy. The girl who has never been asked out even though everyone else around me has had dozens of boy/girlfriends. The girl who dreams about her book getting published or graduating college with honors while everyone else is dreaming of their wedding day. The girl who seems to have no fears even though she ran crying to her room after a bitch called her a bitch. The girl who doesn’t care that she has acne from getting stressed too much or doesn’t need a guy to complete her.


If Justin Bieber went missing, 97% of people would search 2% would cry and if you are the 1% poking your new prisoner with a sharp stick then copy and paste this into your profile.


According to Foop, 2 plus 2=DEATH!


Now, i will put some random (mostly) hilarious quotes on this profile! :3

Sleeping is the body's way of telling other people to go away. -The Once-ler

Dude, if I knew where this thing was, would I be looking for it? -Me

Yes, because every squirrel has dangerously sharp fur! -Me

HoNk. -Gamzee Makara

I don't think that will work, but if it ends the world, fine by me. -Me

If only I knew how to make a flesh eating virus that turns into fire, thus burning people alive. -Me (in my headshed)

Yes, this boy sitting next to me will be named 'Feferi' because I hate him and it makes him sound gay! -Me (in my headshed)

I'll use the greatest tool in my headshed! THE BRAIN! -Sheen Estives

And, here we go. -Nesmith

Hm, we need to think of a way to open this gate. I suggest throwing Tom at it. -Edd

Sounds good to me. -Tord

OR, we could press that big red button clearly marked: In case of zombie outbreak, press to free any/or ginger civilians trapped inside. -Tom

Throw Tom! X3 -Edd

I hate you all so much. -Tom

I wasn't shoving. I was just going like that and you happened to be standing there. -Random Fish In SpongeBob

Please, hold your applause until after I've kicked your butts. -Otis

Happiness is like a candle. You'll light it, and it will slowly start to leave you. Others will try to blow it out. But if you give it the right flame, it will last forever. -Me

So I'm going to keep fighting for people the only way I ever knew how. 8y 8eing me. -Vriska Serket

Holy pug in a pizza box! -Tom

PASTAAAA! -Italy

Some people think it's the big things that are important. But it's actually the little things. -Me (or some philosopher. who knows anymore)

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The Strider Reunion by Obsessivefangirl03 reviews
My idea of what Dave and Dirk's first meeting would be like.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,769 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/20/2013 - Published: 5/19/2013 - Dave S., Dirk S.
My Brother's Keeper by nevereatdirt reviews
Sollux Captor finds himself living with his biological father and half-brother after the death of his mother, though he finds something more from this stranger of a brother than he'd expected.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,751 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 7/10/2013 - Published: 6/5/2013 - Sollux C., Mituna C.
Such Horrible Things by Zink1388 reviews
The story of Johnny's childhood, and all the horrible things he did from age 2 - 18. T for Violence. R&R
Johnny the Homicidal Maniac - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,505 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/28/2013 - Published: 11/11/2012 - Johnny C.
Another Day by She of the Shadows reviews
Humanstuck You stumbled along no longer caring what you looked like to the passerby, not that there would be anyone outside in this rain. Other than you.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,932 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/6/2013 - Published: 3/3/2013 - Eridan A., Sollux C.
Doll by TV-head-storytime reviews
the doll was left all alone for so many years he slowly lost how to feel all he has left is anger and curiosity no longer can he feel sadness or joy or security but when a boy comes to visit the "doll house" to find the ghost of the doll only to find something completely different
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,407 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/2/2013 - Published: 1/15/2013 - John E., Karkat V.
Fire on Air (DISCONTINUED) by MakarahOnK98 reviews
Dave always liked John, but John was forever saying "No homo!" so he could never confess. But when his former best friend comes over for a few days, will he finally do it? Dave x John. I don't own anything but the plot. Rated M for language, blowjobs etc. (You know the drill) Humanstuck!Trolls, and me being an asshole as a writer.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 17,659 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 6/1/2013 - Published: 10/6/2012 - John E., Dave S. - Complete
Palest of the Pale by livvykitty reviews
In which Nepeta really wants to braid Equius's hair and Equius, unable to resist Nepeta's sad kitten eyes, then STRONGLY believes that they may be turning red for each other. Cute pale fluff, possible flushed feelings.
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 715 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/31/2013 - Equius Z., Nepeta L. - Complete
Horsing Around by k8g8s8 reviews
Your name is Dirk Strider and you are hanging out with your friend, his name is Equius you tend to make silly nicknames for him, who he finds annoying but he doesn't complain a whole lot. At the moment you two are making robots together. M rated for smut in later chapters. Yaoi warning! BoyXBoy. Don't like, don't read.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,174 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/24/2013 - Published: 3/1/2013 - Dirk S., Equius Z.
Meowracles by Obsessivefangirl03 reviews
Humanstuck Gamnep. Gamzee comforts Nepeta after Karkat rejects her. Rated T because of Gamzee's language.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 662 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/19/2013 - Gamzee M., Nepeta L. - Complete
A Violet Blood Walks into a Flower Shop by nerdyfanchick reviews
A jade blood and a mutant own a flower shop, but one day a simple choice makes a certain violet blood walk into their store. Basically, I got a prompt like two months ago and I just finished it. It's supposed to be from the point of view of some omnipresent being (like Doc Scratch but not really) So yeah, enjoy. Cronkri
Homestuck - Rated: K - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 771 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/3/2013 - [Kankri V., Cronus A.] Porrim M. - Complete
Happy Wheels: PewDiePie Style by shay007 reviews
The father and son without the bike! This is PewDiePie style; son's POV. T for strong language. Please enjoy and watch Pewdie!
Others - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,470 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 5/2/2013 - Published: 3/31/2012 - Complete
Lilium by livvykitty reviews
John sees an aparition of his long dead love and follows, wanting solace. All he wants is the emptiness to be filled...
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 505 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/30/2013 - Dave S., John E. - Complete
The draw by rocknroler reviews
When the trolls finally understands they're the last of their species and needs to repopulate... Mainly GamTav with implied SolKar and RoseMary...
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,803 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/24/2013 - Karkat V., Tavros N., Gamzee M., Sollux C. - Complete
Tickling Revenge by CharuChaos reviews
Karkat is finally fed up with John's constant pranking, so he decides to repay him. / Pairing: Johnkat
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 537 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/22/2013 - John E., Karkat V. - Complete
Prove It by Chaotic Consumption reviews
This is crack...Yup wrote this for a friend while bored. It's from Nepeta's POV and i put the rating as T just to be safe although there's nothing to bad in here (or is there *wink, wink*) oh ya it's insinuated JohnKat
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 760 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/15/2013 - John E., Karkat V. - Complete
Reborn by hatsumiyo momichi reviews
GamTav. Gamzee is a 13 year old boy, who s life colapsed when his brother died. His father is adicted to work, his mother has become gradually insane after her child s death, and a long forgotten uncle makes an appearance to contribute to Gamzee s living hell. In between of all of this chaos, Gamzee s only happiness seems to be spending time with his "best friend", Tavros Nitram.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,452 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 4/14/2013 - Published: 11/4/2012 - Gamzee M., Tavros N.
Wings by Stitchpunk-Bloodwolf reviews
You haven't heard from him in a week. GamTav, human!Gamz
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,800 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/8/2013 - Tavros N., Gamzee M. - Complete
Read You Like A Book by morning.crescent reviews
Dave pisses Karkat off, then eats him out.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,669 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/5/2013 - Dave S., Karkat V. - Complete
Sleeping by your side - Homestuck, JohnKat by TheLomas reviews
Sort of Humanstuck. JohnKat. John and Karkat's rocky relationship
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,231 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/2/2013 - Published: 12/16/2012 - John E., Karkat V.
Making Memories by SummerSmilingSkies reviews
A series of one-shots starring my favorite pairing, Johnkat. Their will be love, loss, lecture, and lust. Enjoy guys!
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,174 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/29/2013 - Published: 7/8/2012 - John E., Karkat V.
1M 571LL M3 by She of the Shadows reviews
Mituna's story from Mituna's mind
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,864 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/29/2013 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Mituna C., Latula P.
The Demon Within by Flameear reviews
What happens when Johnny is actually wounded? And Shmee takes his chance... Also includes Squee, his parents, and another's I throw in (yes I mean you taco guy)
Johnny the Homicidal Maniac - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,169 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/25/2013 - Published: 10/22/2012 - Johnny C., Squee C., Devi D., Edgar V.
Crazy in the Membrane (CITM) by Flameear reviews
Johnny is trying to become emotionless but instead becomes Professor Membrane. Watch as he changes ... Or doesn't change. JohnnyxDevi ZaDf maybe ZaGr Squee's here to... Will be Rated m when i get there because I think the violence will be very well described...
Crossover - Invader Zim & Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,614 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/25/2013 - Published: 12/14/2012 - Prof. Membrane, Johnny C.
A Game of Thrones by Nina-osp reviews
Because there was no way Karkat was letting a book steal John from him. Johnkat fluff drabble, thank you Tumblr.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 719 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/23/2013 - John E., Karkat V. - Complete
Breakfast by rocknroler reviews
Gamzee brings breakfast to a sleeping karkat. I suck at summaries... Gamzee Karkat
Homestuck - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,125 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/22/2013 - Karkat V., Gamzee M.
VGStuck by Stitchpunk-Bloodwolf reviews
Oneshots combining video games and GamTav ( and other pairings, too). Updates slowly.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,929 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/20/2013 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Gamzee M., Tavros N.
Music and Ice Cream by ZebraDolphin reviews
Tavros likes watching Gamzee play guitar in the park. GamTaV/PB&J Non-Sburb AU. One Shot
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 707 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/16/2013 - Tavros N., Gamzee M. - Complete
Totally Cliche by kibas reviews
Another homestuck high school au. Solkat, Johndave, Gamtav. Human!stuck trolls. When you have a crush on your best friend what the hell are you suppose to do? Not screw things up, that's what. And even if you do, try not to make it worse. My first homestuck story I've put on here, I hope it's not too bad.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,405 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/28/2013 - Published: 2/3/2013
Loneliness by CharuChaos reviews
There is a young man standing in his room and staring out of the window. His name is John and he keeps thinking about a certain troll all the time. This certain troll's name is Karkat.
Homestuck - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,077 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/24/2013 - John E., Karkat V. - Complete
It Should Have Been Me by She of the Shadows reviews
When Feferi and Kanaya die in a car crash, Sollux is devastated and the only person he can turn to is Karkat. HUMANSTUCK
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 832 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/22/2013 - Sollux C., Karkat V. - Complete
A Gift from Terezi by TV-head-storytime reviews
john comes home after work with something Terezi made for our dear karkat Xeno anatomy, smut , one-shot just some really messy paling for fans looking for some johnkat smut a bit of OCC karkat petstuck
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 690 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/20/2013 - Published: 2/1/2013 - John E., Karkat V.
Homestuck by Gamewizard2008 reviews
"IT'S A WEBCOMIC! ! !" More Mika funnies. X)
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/18/2013 - OC, Rachel mK./Numbuh 362, ITFBTM - Complete
Perfect by Stitchpunk-Bloodwolf reviews
Love is in the air, or whatever the saying is.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,406 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Gamzee M., Tavros N. - Complete
Red Online by Sasuke14u reviews
Written by Zero101: Just a cute GamTav one shot.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 575 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/13/2013 - Gamzee M., Tavros N. - Complete
In which by Apple-Cola reviews
...A grumpy, unsociable asshole highschooler moves to a new town and inexplicably makes friends with someone for the first time since middle school and that someone is an overly friendly and clingy derp who has very few boudaries other than his own denial of homosexuality and yet through it all they develop crushes on each other and this title is too long fuck johnkat t for languag
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,731 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/12/2013 - John E., Karkat V.
hOnK! by Izaya-chi reviews
So I had to write two poems for my AP Lit class, any theme, and I chose to write about homestuck, heh heh. The first poem is a Sestina for the pairing GamTav (my OTP XD) and the second poem is called a Villanelle that also insinuates some PB J at the ending, if you all can figure it out, that is. hOnK ;o) Hope you all enjoy
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 881 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/10/2013 - Gamzee M., Tavros N. - Complete
Misery loves company by Wolfie-Chan45 reviews
A story about Homestuck.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 259 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/8/2013
Johnkat by Sebastina Michaelis reviews
*I do not own homestuck* Johnkat fluff. Rated for Karkats 'pleasant' language, probably some OOCness. Sorry if it drags a bit, I lost motavation about halfway through...
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,731 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/28/2013 - John E., Karkat V. - Complete
Cry Beautiful by morning.crescent reviews
Karkat gets emotional during sex. John tries to help.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,430 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/16/2013 - John E., Karkat V.
Doom's Day by Flameear reviews
Well the future the past the something... Not the best I can do but I have to make these for a school project shrug happy reading
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 970 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/14/2013 - Complete
29 Tries by TickleTheToast reviews
Wally has tried to say it twenty-nine times...you gotta hand it to him, the boy doesn't give up. Wally/Numbuh 4xKuki/Numbuh 3. (Thanks to Ajir for the cover art!)
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 50,316 - Reviews: 561 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 1/11/2013 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Wallabee B./Numbuh 4, Kuki S./Numbuh 3 - Complete
My Little JohnKat by Arualiaa reviews
MLP: FiM's opening song with a Homestuck twist in it. It pretty much describes most of the JohnKat fanfiction out there, but the last line is sliiightly subjective. If you agree with me in that, then marry me. The image is not mine.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 98 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/11/2013 - John E., Karkat V. - Complete
Stargazers by Darkfairiesdance reviews
John and Karkat go stargazing fluff oneshot (kinda short but eh) Johnkat
Homestuck - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 194 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/7/2013 - John E., Karkat V. - Complete
Eddsworld: Rødt og Blått Blodet by WiNDPooL reviews
(Story is in English, despite the title being in Norwegian. (It means 'Red and Blue Blood', by the way.) ) Edd asks Tord to come back to Eddsworld, but what bad will come out of it?
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,223 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/27/2012 - Published: 10/11/2012
Mituna and Dameon Chat by darkgirl43255 reviews
Dameon (My OC) and Mituna have a little chat on Omegle. Please no flames. X3
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 375 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/21/2012 - Mituna C.
Cold by Stitchpunk-Bloodwolf reviews
Tavros hates the cold. But he always has something (or someone) to warm him up. Skyrimstuck GamTav oneshot.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,472 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/17/2012 - Gamzee M., Tavros N. - Complete
Corpse Party by Edita Nightray-Elric reviews
The humans all decide to beta a new game called Corpse party. What could go wrong? They already beat Sburb with their lives and some new scarry video game can't just stop them can it? Images of your friend's dieing, seeing ghosts and random nose bleeds as some monster with a giant hammer and a sleak creature who knows its way around a few hattchets. Will they survive? Rated T
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 958 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/17/2012 - Jake E., John E.
Untold Tales by XxTheUnspokenTruthxX reviews
One hundred word glimpses of what you didn't see in the KND series.
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 3,028 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/14/2012 - Published: 5/24/2011
edds pokemon world by Mystery Writer28 reviews
Edd from Eddsworld is in a Pokemon world and has to go through the Pokemon adventure with his freinds as pokemon.
Ed - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 85 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/10/2012
Operation: ERASED by Gamewizard2008 reviews
After discovering an old photo in the attic, Sunni and Darcy ask their mother about the whereabouts of their grandparents. After hearing the horrible tale, Sunni sets in motion a plan to give their mother the childhood she lost with them. But changing fate always has a price...
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,175 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/9/2012 - Published: 8/26/2012 - OC - Complete
Sheets by 10Anonymous reviews
John is determined that he's ready to go all the way, but this is proved otherwise by Karkat. (WARNINGS: Johnkat, Fluff, Hurt/Comfort, Romance, Smut, Rimming)
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,840 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/3/2012 - John E., Karkat V. - Complete
25 days of ficmas by Izzileia reviews
A short fanfic a day until Christmas! Following a set of prompts, I'll be writing one a day until Christmas day, all Johnkat based. Each Chapter is under a thousand words, but I hope you enjoy!
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 452 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Karkat V., John E.
Cupcake Day by Onagamail99 reviews
Rainbow Dash dies during the events of Cupcakes only to find herself awake the very morning that it happened. Can Rainbow prevent the horrors from happening again or will she be doomed to cycle through it again and again?
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,710 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 11/23/2012 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Rainbow Dash
The Ship That Shouldn't Have Sunk by MusicallyCapricious reviews
Eridan Trys to bust a move on our favourite nerd, in the meantime, Gamzee and Tavros are exploring the new benefits of being matesprits. If you don't like Homestuck shipping, this isn't for you. EriSol, Gamtav, JohnKat and more. Rated T for swearing and Juggalo goodness.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,303 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 11/14/2012 - Published: 5/9/2012 - Eridan A., Sollux C. - Complete
JohnKat Collection by pandasorority reviews
A collection of three short fics that I've written for a friend.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 834 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/6/2012 - Karkat V., John E. - Complete
Heat by morning.crescent reviews
Karkat has a problem, and he knows just the human to help him fix it. [beautiful Johnkat smut]
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,935 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/30/2012 - John E., Karkat V. - Complete
SnowStuck by KyouyaKun reviews
8-10 CH. Karkat and snow don't mix.. And they really DONT MIX when he is snowed in with the last person he would be alone with. RATED M. JohnKat/Karkat x John, other pairings might include EriSol, past Nepeta/Karkat, and etc.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,240 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 10/28/2012 - Published: 9/30/2012 - Karkat V., John E. - Complete
Tord's Revenge by Kasey Marie reviews
Tord is back, and he wants revenge on all the things Tom has put him through. Is it just some petty plot, or does it have deeper roots? Rated T for violence, that could change... Mainly Tom and Tord but with some Edd and Matt as well. OCs will come later EDDSWORLD FANFIC
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/25/2012
POKESTUCK by karichan42 reviews
I don't even know RP made over skype with cosplay friends we don't own pokemon or homestuck DECEMBER belongs to herself
Crossover - Pokémon & Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,541 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/25/2012
Creeper by Stitchpunk-Bloodwolf reviews
Someone's watching...
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 789 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/9/2012 - Gamzee M., Tavros N. - Complete
Armageddon by Midnightistoolate reviews
Battle!stuck. In which the highbloods and the lowbloods attempt to put each other in their places. Warning: Gore, Violence and many character deaths, not that Hussie hasn't put you through that enough already. Pairings include: JohnKat DaveRezi PBJ NepEqu Rosemary EriSol ((This was written before act six came out just an FYI))
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,489 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/27/2012 - John E., Karkat V. - Complete
How You Sleep by rosie579 reviews
You're currently laying on your bed, in your comfy clothes, ready to fall asleep, but dammit, something is bothering you. - Johnkat, involves kissing and sleeping.
Homestuck - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 693 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/26/2012 - John E., Karkat V. - Complete
Ever Felt Like This Before by rosie579 reviews
You don't think it's ever felt like this before. Johnkat, lots of kissing.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,013 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/25/2012 - John E., Karkat V. - Complete
Not Thinking by rosie579 reviews
Karkat never sleeps. So why did John find Karkat on the floor of his bedroom sitting with his eyes closed? Short drabble, Hope you enjoy.
Homestuck - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 859 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/24/2012 - John E., Karkat V. - Complete
JohnKat Zombies are desu by LunaMorningstar reviews
This is a total, one hundred percent serious fanfic. No h8 please.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 286 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/22/2012 - Complete
GamTav SeaGoat Syntax AU by sl0ff reviews
Your name is Tavros Nitram and you have a little, well, maybe more than little obsession with the band 'SeaGoat syntax', or more specifically the bands lead singer, Gamzee Makara. Human AU. GamTav, GamKar, maybe EriSol & some SolKat
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,708 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 3/8/2012 - Gamzee M., Tavros N.
wHAT, uHH, hAPPENS AT THE BEACH WITH TAVROS AND GA by notebookthief reviews
All the trolls live on Jake's island (I don't know why I needed a nice setting okay) and Eridan's hitting on poor Tavros. And Eridan's a huge dick. PB&J cuteness ensues. There is a small mention of weed in this, so if that bothers you, you have been warned.
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,744 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Vriska S., Tavros N., Gamzee M., Eridan A. - Complete
Can't Help Myself JohnKat oneshot updated by xMidnightxInkX reviews
Just some random smut I started writing... I may add more... so ya... NSFW **UPDATED**
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,211 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/5/2012 - Karkat V., John E.
Please Don't Stop the Music by GaaLee-girl-13 reviews
One party. Six boys. Everything can go right and wrong at once. As long as you don't stop the music. HUMANSTUCK. EriSol JohnKat GamTav. YAOI
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,963 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/4/2012 - John E., Karkat V., Eridan A., Sollux C. - Complete
Communication by zzzp2 reviews
Not everything is black and white in this game... especially the language barrier. What if you could actually TALK to the pokemon in your game? B/W, FW breaking, but in the game. So screen breaking?
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 71 - Words: 88,627 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 10/6/2011 - Samurott/Daikenki, Stoutland - Complete
Serendipity by Fickle Penguin reviews
John finds Karkat's wallet after not seeing him for five years. JohnKat, humanstuck.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,510 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/21/2012 - John E., Karkat V. - Complete
Insomnia by TickleTheToast reviews
John is dreaming. Sherlock can't sleep. He discovers a solution for both.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,646 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/17/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
BARRELS! by livvykitty reviews
It all started when Sweden saw a couple of barrels... Drabble fic. Rated T for the F-bomb.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 161 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Sweden - Complete
PB&J by 0megaRadical reviews
It's Their Anniversary And It's Tavros' Turn To Do Something Special. HAD TO CHANGE THE RATING, ITS T KAY? :3
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,687 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Gamzee M., Tavros N. - Complete
A Game for Both Generations by Sabertoothshadow reviews
They think the games over. They think everyones safe. That they can start families without fear of Sburb, or Sgrub. They were wrong. So what happens when they're wrong and the kids have known for years they're going to play the new version, Skurb, and thought they were prepared. They were also wrong. More inside. I should mention that this is before the actual story, 7-11 chapters
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,735 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/2/2012
Sick Cuddles, Man by Selena Estella reviews
Shameless GamTav fluff. Oneshot.
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 577 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Gamzee M., Tavros N. - Complete
Why Must Brothers Fight? by Incinirmatt reviews
We never wanted to hurt each other, but we had no choice. When you touch a Ninetales' tail, it's no joke.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 770 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Machoke/Goriky, Ninetales/Kyukon - Complete
Operation: COSPLAY by FallenHero93 reviews
The adults are on their free day from attacking the KND. Soon enough, Sector V gets bored...until Kuki suggest they cosplay as each other, while Nigel should play villain. Soon enough, all KND members and villains get to play the game!
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,682 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/28/2012 - Published: 1/6/2012
Halloween costumes are for kids by blackfire246 reviews
A short little Johnkat story.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,543 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/21/2012 - Karkat V., John E. - Complete
Schoolstuck by YoungWriterMe reviews
Just a little drabble about some of our favorite trolls- as humans, of course.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 513 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/17/2012 - Published: 7/12/2012 - Karkat V., Sollux C. - Complete
Two Times the Stupid! by JustAnEpicPerson reviews
GIR sees a Gritty Kitty AD and it shows the address to Ren and Stimpy's house, so he mails himself to Ren and Stimpy's house!
Crossover - Invader Zim & Ren & Stimpy Show - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 715 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 7/15/2012 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Complete
National Kissing Day by tavvi reviews
It's National Kissing Day for the trolls and a simple request from Gamzee turns into something more. *branch off from animefreaksrus's original 'National Kissing Day' story. Go check it out! rated T for some cursing and an attempt at sloppy gay makeouts. And by attempt i mean i cant write.*
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,047 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Gamzee M., Tavros N. - Complete
Which? by Edita Nightray-Elric reviews
Your name is Dave Strider, you appear in a house that is pure white, you see messages along the walls and are being followed by a woman with no head and a hole where her heart is supposted to be. All doors are locked and no one can hear you. What will you do?
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,480 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Dave S. - Complete
Johnkat Drabbles by exterminatecake reviews
Drabbles from written from prompts provided by my Tumblr followers. Completely unproofread and kind of stupid. Some non-explicit porny stuff sometimes, but not too often because I suck at that stuff.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,393 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/6/2012 - John E., Karkat V.
Birds of a Feather by UpsidedownShortcake reviews
As John watched his captors he couldn't help but swallow dryly. This would probably not end in his favor. AU, slash, Karkat/John, Some other stuff. M for language and future sexual content and whatnot. I don't even know what this is guys.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 50,956 - Reviews: 484 - Favs: 560 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Karkat V., John E. - Complete
Hammer & Fail by RhiDaBatch3 reviews
When Thor manages to fill up the tower with junk, Tony decides that he, Bruce, and Thor are going to add one more floor to Stark Tower. Based off the Eddsworld toon by the same name.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,871 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/20/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Iron Man/Tony S.
Diary of a Wimpy Kid's Little Sister by D.A.S.B8600 reviews
Do you know why Greg never included me in his di- journal? Because I'm to normal for his family. See how things really happened with me around.
Diary of a Wimpy Kid - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,575 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/18/2012 - Published: 4/4/2012
The Sandbox by SunderlandSleeping reviews
John Egbert wants to play in the sandbox too! Karkats gotta share! Oneshot! JohnKat, human!stuck, Kid!stuck. T for curses, other than that it's clean.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 539 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/13/2012 - John E., Karkat V. - Complete
Pokestuck by Here I am Rambling Again reviews
Pokemon AU. Humanstuck Trolls. Multiple Pairings. A few OCs, not very prominent in story. Homestuck characters in a made-up Pokemon reigon. Not much more to say. T for language.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,694 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 5/30/2012
Coke Run by dogboat333 reviews
The house is out of Coke, so Edd, Tom, and Matt have to get some more. Eddsworld one-shot
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 618 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Complete
The Empty Chair by krysyk reviews
PB J humanstuck and sadstuck written for a friend
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 587 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/23/2012 - Gamzee M., Tavros N. - Complete
Karkat: Learn something about human anatomy by VespertineFlora reviews
Karkat sees John with his shirt off for the first time and is perplexed by what he finds. JohnKat smut
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,340 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/13/2012 - John E., Karkat V. - Complete
So You Think You're Expecting by Kayjynx reviews
Post SBurb / SGrub Karkat can't stay on Alternia. Can he make it on Earth? Eventual JohnKat, hints of DaveJohn, and some Stridercest. I am terrible at summaries, fuckyeah. Rated for later chapters. Haha.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,144 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/11/2012 - Published: 5/10/2012 - John E., Karkat V.
Wriggling Day by Adina Mizu reviews
A short GamTav because they are cute. Baking and fluff.
Homestuck - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,194 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Gamzee M., Tavros N. - Complete
Panthers, Jaguars and blood donating oh my! by rosebud171
In this story I'm adding two more fan characters hope you enjoy. Oh and cat nip will be talked about in here.
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,786 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 4/17/2012 - Published: 3/24/2012
Roots by NinjaNovelist reviews
The story of how the operatives of our favorite sector joined the Kids Next Door. Told in Numbuh 5's POV
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,565 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/15/2012 - Published: 3/10/2012 - Abigail L./Numbuh 5 - Complete
Free by AlyAce2012 reviews
A poem I wrote in honer of Edd Gould the creator of Eddsworld. 1988-2012.
Web Shows - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 76 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Complete
To Vriskas Dismay by MusicallyCapricious reviews
Vriska has been giving Tavros a hard time lately now that the weather has been so bad. Gamzee has been talking to Tavros more lately and they have been kicking the rude elixer. If you hadn't already observed from the title. This contains GamzeeXTavros. One-Shot.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,733 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Gamzee M., Tavros N. - Complete
New kids in the city by rosebud171 reviews
When a girl from Rome, Italy, a boy from Tokyo, Japan and another girl from Lagos, Nigeria, Africa. Come to the United States and meet the Regular Show gang, who knows what could happen.
Regular Show - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,377 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 3/27/2012 - Published: 2/11/2012
ChainMail by Adina Mizu reviews
A difference between Human and Troll cultures. A harmless E-mail makes for an interesting night.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,703 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/28/2012 - Karkat V., John E. - Complete
Misunderstood, An Eddsworld Love Story by ruf1ohn1tr4m reviews
When Matt's sister comes to stay in the gang's house, who will fall in love and who will end up in heartbreak? *?XOC
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 892 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/9/2012 - Published: 2/3/2012
Heat by Emo Fox reviews
Zim suffers through this cycle every year. Not a big deal. He just makes sure to lock himself in his lab, alone. So, what happens when Dib gets stuck down there with him? Mpreg ZADR
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,053 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 438 - Updated: 1/30/2012 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Zim, Dib
The Dark Circus by artisticSpiritsong reviews
After wandering the woods, Gamzee comes to the Dark Circus. He immediatly joins it as a clown and finds himself interested in a certain animal trainer...Gamzee/Tavros aka PB&J Minor AU. They're trolls but there was never SGRUB T for motherfuckin cursing
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 973 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Tavros N., Gamzee M.
Schoolstuck by angeliccharizard reviews
The kids and trolls find themselves in John's hometown, completely unharmed by the game. How will the kids deal with being back in school? How will the trolls deal with being in a human school?
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,900 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/27/2012
Dora The Homicidal Maniac by Heavenly Hooves reviews
O o I know what you're thinking,it's better than that, I promise. Johnny learns about the horrorible idiot known as Dora. Please review! xD
Crossover - Dora the Explorer & Johnny the Homicidal Maniac - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 292 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Johnny C. - Complete
Squee's Terrible Day of Terror by Cheetos234 reviews
Squee's regular day.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,434 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/20/2012 - Squee
Babbystuck by skitskat24 reviews
Also known as: In Which the Characters are all Babies in an Alternate Universe and Baby John Egbert Meets Grub Karkat Vantas for the First Time and Various Baby Shenanigans Ensue. Rating may change as we watch our boys grow up into awkward teens.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,238 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 1/17/2012 - Published: 12/30/2011 - John E., Karkat V.
Cupcakes REPOST by A5h K3tchum reviews
A repost of the infamous Cupcakes FanFic. NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART.
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,322 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Pinkie Pie, Rainbow Dash - Complete
The Twelve Trolls of Christmas by heruoni reviews
Well this is basically the the lyrics to the song by kylee henke. it is written in the trolls type styles. rated T for minor swearing. other than that... enjoy.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 645 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Terezi P. - Complete
That Moment When 2 by TigerStripe is Numbuh 6.13 reviews
The saying goes 'It doesn't take a fool to pronounce an unpronounceable name'. Well, apparently, it does take a fool. Just ask Nigel and Rachel when Wally pronounced it.
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 383 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Nigel U./Numbuh 1, Rachel mK./Numbuh 362 - Complete
Invader Zim Santa letters by C4K3-F0R-A11 reviews
Invader Zim letters :DDD
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 461 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Complete
Foreign Christmas by obsessedStuck reviews
The trolls and humans celebrate Christmas at John and Jade's house. Tons of fluff and fun. T for language.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,119 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/21/2011 - Karkat V., John E. - Complete
he's DEAD by grotesquegoddess reviews
Random GamTav sadstuck ;; t for language and character death
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 258 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/20/2011 - Tavros N., Gamzee M. - Complete
Pokemon Trainers Next Door by TelevisionGamer reviews
Nigel just graduated from Lugia Middle School at the age of ten. He, Abby, Hoagie, Kuki, Wally and Rachel now will go on a Pokemon adventure. Features characters from other shows. Rated T for just in case. Parody of the Pokemon series.
Crossover - Pokémon & Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 512 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/19/2011 - Nigel U./Numbuh 1
Hive Offer by Fangirl0 reviews
What if Gamzee repeated his offer for Tavros to visit his hive and share some pie? PB&J Rated Teen for: language, getting high on pies, a little blood, and sloppy make-outs
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,935 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Gamzee M., Tavros N. - Complete
The Dorkpire by numbuh310alltheway reviews
LAST DAY FOR KNDFANGIRL'S WEEK OF RANDOMNESS! It's Random Day! -What will become of this day then?-
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 863 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/8/2011 - Hoagie P. G. Jr./Numbuh 2, Abigail L./Numbuh 5 - Complete
I'm Awesome by numbuh310alltheway reviews
Sixth day of KNDFANGIRL's Week of Randomness! AWESOME DAY! -Something that I think is awesome...-
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 380 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/7/2011 - Hoagie P. G. Jr./Numbuh 2 - Complete
Prank Calls by KNDFANGIRL reviews
Your favorite Kids Next Door characters start prank calling each other! SUPER RANDOM AND HILARIOUS! Ideas are accepted! PLEASE R&R!
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,717 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/6/2011 - Published: 7/22/2010
I'm A Cucumber by numbuh310alltheway reviews
One-shot for KNDFANGIRL's Week of Randomness. Today is LOL DAY! -What will Wally have to do after he does something to one of his new outfits?-
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,395 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/6/2011 - Wallabee B./Numbuh 4 - Complete
Pedestal by Digital Skitty reviews
For some people, training isn't easy. For some people, training is beyond easy. Unfortunately, for me, training is beyond hard. Double weaknesses, attacked by wild Pokemon, mistrust of trainers, and much more. I just CAN'T catch a break, can I?
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 160 - Words: 545,006 - Reviews: 3320 - Favs: 1,549 - Follows: 584 - Updated: 10/3/2011 - Published: 2/17/2009 - OC - Complete
Could Things Get Any Weirder? by KNDFANGIRL reviews
Super weird one-shot for my holiday Week of Randomness! Something weird is happening at Sector V's tree house. What could it be?
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,364 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Complete
Sincerely, Nny by Cheetos234 reviews
Basically this is a letter for Squee written by Nny.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 328 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Johnny C., Squee - Complete
Ren and Stimpy's Amazing trip to Gumball's BDay! by JustAnEpicPerson reviews
Gumball's mom invites Ren and Stimpy for Gumball's birthday.
Crossover - Ren & Stimpy Show & Amazing World of Gumball - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 248 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/16/2011
Patrick makes a Facebook account by JustAnEpicPerson reviews
Simple as what the title says.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 199 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Patrick - Complete
Adventure Time Facebook by ambahthepanda reviews
It's what the title says. WARNING: very random.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 433 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Finn, Jake
Operation: GALACSIA by Gamewizard2008 reviews
It's been 3 months since Numbuh 1 joined the GKND to fight the accursed disease known as adulthood. He questions whether or not he made the right choice to join. As well as the mind of his new Supreme Leader. CROSSOVERS. CURRENTLY REWRITING!
Crossover - Codename: Kids Next Door & Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 52 - Words: 153,358 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/24/2011 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Nigel U./Numbuh 1, Rachel mK./Numbuh 362, OC, Zim
codename: kids next door CHAT by Skyhigh Imagination reviews
you ask a question and we answer every knd charecter including Taz is here,
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,278 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/3/2011 - Published: 3/14/2011
Resolutions by TheNocturne reviews
The new year was a good time to make some changes, right? One-shot, Kuki/Wally.
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,147 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Kuki S./Numbuh 3, Wallabee B./Numbuh 4 - Complete
Operatives and Fanfics by don'twannabetorn9 reviews
Writing Codename Kids next door fanfiction is fun . But what happens when sector V start writing them ?
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,056 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/24/2010 - Complete
Just a Dream by CrowsGurl reviews
Thats all it was. Just a dream that he'd tell Crow about later so they could laugh about it. Hints of SetoXCrow
Fragile Dreams - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 725 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Seto, Crow - Complete
Derf by PenelopePotter28 reviews
I was watching the iCarly episode where she tutors Chuck, and thought, what would this be like in KND? So here it is. I do not own KND...or derf.
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 641 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Abigail L./Numbuh 5, DCFDTL - Complete
Origin by Numbuh Phenon reviews
The truth of how the show, Codename: Kids Next Door, came to be. This is the dark story Sector V never wanted you to see.
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,874 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Complete
Codename: Kids Next Door Operation: ALONE by Bioweapon 155 reviews
You know how Kuki is a year and a half younger than the rest of sector V? That means that after the rest of the team turns 13 and is decomissioned, she will still have a year and a half left to go... Based on a Deviantart picture. I don't own anything!
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,020 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Abigail L./Numbuh 5, Kuki S./Numbuh 3
Green Eyes by unicorn guts reviews
Zim loses it. ZimxDib. ZADR.
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 534 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Forever by s o f t.l u l l a b y reviews
"I can't believe it. Kuki Sanban . . . Kuki Beatles, is finally mine." Kuki/Wally.
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 538 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Kuki S./Numbuh 3, Wallabee B./Numbuh 4 - Complete
Help Me! by numbuh310alltheway reviews
A two shot of 3/4 and 2/5. Enjoy it!
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,899 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Kuki S./Numbuh 3, Wallabee B./Numbuh 4 - Complete
Songs For our KND Friends by numbuh310alltheway reviews
A songfic about different moments of our Kids Next Door friends.
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,615 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/28/2010 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Complete
Foster's House by McGeesJabberwock reviews
AU. Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends transformed into a twisted nightmare of unimaginable horror...and Mac has to face its terrors to save Bloo from its evil clutches. Now with bonus one-shots!
Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,666 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/2/2010 - Published: 1/9/2005 - Mac, Frankie - Complete
Death Note Comedy Chronicles by Lawliet Yagami reviews
Comedy sketches with characters from Death Note.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 990 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/21/2009 - Published: 12/20/2009
Snowwomen and Surprises by TheNocturne reviews
Kuki just can't seem to stop teasing him, not even on a cold winter's day. One-shot, Kuki/Wally
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,184 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Kuki S./Numbuh 3, Wallabee B./Numbuh 4 - Complete
Death Note: Truth or Dare by Konorai reviews
Discontinued
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,661 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/7/2009 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Complete
100 Percent Juice by TheNocturne reviews
Wally realizes something that he should have realized a long time ago, through the wonderful magic of juice. One-shot, with some vague Kuki/Wally.
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,494 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Wallabee B./Numbuh 4, Kuki S./Numbuh 3 - Complete
Victory by Emo Fox reviews
Zim finally defeated Dib. Why isn't it all he hoped for? Zim-centric/Slight ZaDr/Character Death
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,175 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/16/2009 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Hey, Wally? by TheNocturne reviews
Kuki has the tendency to ask interesting questions. One-shot, Kuki/Wally
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 381 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/5/2009 - Kuki S./Numbuh 3, Wallabee B./Numbuh 4 - Complete
Wine Red by The Celestial Anachronism reviews
Pepito feels that Squee is missing out on too much in his life and tries to rectify the situation. Will be PepSquee, later on.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,531 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/24/2009 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Squee, Pepito
Death Note Randomosity! by jamitout reviews
Random compilations of situations for the Death Note characters.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,047 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/22/2009
THE EMO'S NEXT DOOR! by Cataclyptic reviews
The kids next door are all emo's. enough said...oneshot
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,367 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/22/2007 - Complete
Codename: Kids Next Door: Operation: WHO by jennyxnigelxknd reviews
It's about Numbah 4 saying I love you to Numbah 3. The perfect 3 and 4 story!
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 440 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/18/2006 - Kuki S./Numbuh 3, Wallabee B./Numbuh 4 - Complete
Operation: RANDOM by Numbuh Hundred Ninety-Two reviews
Just some random ads.
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,798 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/26/2005 - Published: 6/15/2005 - Wallabee B./Numbuh 4
Operation: JOKE by Numbuh Hundred Ninety-Two reviews
A Kids Next Door adaptation of a Filipino joke.
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 724 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/3/2005 - Wallabee B./Numbuh 4, Abigail L./Numbuh 5
NEWSCASTERS by powerpuffs621 reviews
The Kids Next Door are doing the news. T to be safe.
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 594 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/26/2005 - Wallabee B./Numbuh 4, Kuki S./Numbuh 3 - Complete
Sympathy From The Devil by Tinque Abelle reviews
[ Pepito/Squee slash. ] Pepito and Squee begin their first year of highschool. [ Finished. ]
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,110 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/13/2003 - Published: 7/29/2003
The 12 Days Of Christmas ~ Invader Zim Style! by Talon-chan reviews
Its A Invader Zim Parody of the 12 Days Of Christmas!! Enjoy! ^_^
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 478 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/8/2001
The Newest Recruit by Talon-chan reviews
Zim has a new ally for his mission to destroy earth! But if ya wanna find out more, ya gotta read the fic! Chapter 3 is finally in!!!! Yayyy! ^.^
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,848 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 10/18/2001 - Published: 10/5/2001
GIR Gone? by Dib Lover reviews
A very short fic portraying an episode I'd really like to see...Kinda sentimental. Not very.
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,964 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/9/2001
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A Fallen Star reviews
What was supposed to be a happy day turns into a fantistical adventure when an alicorn falls from the sky. I can't think of anything else except READ THE STORY DANGIT!... Please?
My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,131 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 2/25 - Published: 1/14/2013
Dancestors on Eronico reviews
Someone (aka Meenah) was messing around (aka buttonmashing) the ectomachine (aka ectomachine) and transported the dancestors (aka dancestors) to a planet light years from their own. And believe it or not, dancestors can be found on this planet too. Different POVs every chapter with the dancestors we know.
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,242 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 11/26/2013 - Published: 5/2/2013
The Crooked Troll reviews
A man named Tavros Nitram moves into a new house when his life suddenly takes a turn for the worse. Or should I say, his life turned CROOKED. ... Yeah, I have no life. Feel free to laugh. But also review. That works too. (That rhymed. Xl) Rated T for horror and mild language.
Crossover - Homestuck & Crooked Man - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,516 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/14/2013 - Published: 4/7/2013 - Tavros N.
Kinderstuck: ATA Style! reviews
The trolls already have some pretty epic adventures in kindergarten. Let's see how well they're able to get by in Kinderstuck: ATA Style! Rated T for censored language and future megaviolence.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,963 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/5/2013 - Published: 4/28/2013
Wake Up Dave! reviews
Jade and John always sneak into Dave's room when he and his paradox sibling, Rose, are asleep. What happens there is always a secret between the two, and they always make sure to document the event on film. Based off of Wake Up Spencer! by iCarly.
Homestuck - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,900 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/25/2013 - Published: 5/12/2013 - John E., Dave S., Jade H.
Do You Sea What I Sea? (aka Horrible Title Powers Activate!) reviews
In a post apocalyptic world where the Sea Dwellers are in control, two young trolls will do all they can to stop it. But what happens when they actually befriend one of the sea dwellers? I don't know yet, i just wanted to cause suspense.
Homestuck - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,123 - Reviews: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/16/2013 - Published: 2/15/2013
An Averon Easter reviews
My Pokémon, Ra and Snea, discover that nobody got their candy on Easter Morning! So, banding together, they set out on an action-packed adventure to save the Easter Bunny from whatever trouble he's gotten himself into!
Crossover - Pokémon & Web Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,961 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 4/5/2013 - Ralts, Sneasel/Nyula, Smosh
Mad Lusus reviews
Nepeta has always been purrious of what her father and the maid work on in the basement at night. But when her mother passes away from a fit, she's left in a horrible situation. Her father's creations have come back to the house, and they want him and his family dead.
Crossover - Homestuck & Mad Father - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,525 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/24/2013 - Published: 4/15/2013 - Nepeta L.
Feferi: The Assistant To Shippers Everywhere reviews
Exactly what the title says, dude. The story's pretty good, if I do say so myself! XXXX33
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,019 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/30/2013 - Tavros N., Gamzee M., Feferi P. - Complete
Best Frenemies reviews
When two mysterious girls come to a certain skool, two boys' lives will change forever. But when the girl's friendship is destroyed, what can the boys do to rebuild it? Hopefully, something funny. Might have a ZADR thing at the end.
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,477 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 4/30/2013 - Published: 11/9/2012 - Dib, Zim
The Annual SIR Unit Talent Show reviews
All SIR units have to go through this. Even when they're owned by humans. Veggie Tales is involved! ::::DD
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 547 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/29/2013 - Complete
Avery Talks To Mituna reviews
Exactly what the title says, with some help from Cleverbot.
Homestuck - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 766 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/29/2013 - Mituna C. - Complete
The Lives of Many reviews
Young Avery, still a budding Pokemon Doctor, is travelling with her friends when she spots something horrible. Bad summary is bad. Read the story for more information! ::::)
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,360 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/22/2013
Historystuck reviews
What the crud is wrong with me. o o Basicrry Homestuck is taking over the past. Enjoy, historians. I have absolutely NO excuse for this.
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 248 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/13/2013
Poemstuck reviews
Basicrry poems about Homestuck. Huzzah! It will be fun! Just try it! PLEASE?
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 2 - Words: 420 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 3/6/2013 - Published: 2/23/2013
The Crazy Messed-Up Place In A Completely Different Dimension reviews
Let's just say, it was a wierd day for both dimensions. Especially when they try to leave. P.S. My OC is in this story! Go OC's!
Crossover - Pokémon & Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,267 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/4/2013 - Published: 5/1/2012 - Complete
The Psychic Sister reviews
It's just a normal day in eddsworld, when Tom's sister comes to visit. How will the gang survive? Read to find out!
Web Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,742 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/28/2013 - Published: 9/12/2012
Corpse Party: The New Kids reviews
Though their already dead, the spirits of Heavenly Host Elementary School are slowly deteriorating. They need new vengeful spirits before they leave this and their own world, and they may have found them. Rated T for blood and death.
Corpse Party - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,264 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 2/28/2013 - Published: 2/25/2013
Janna's Appearence reviews
The Lyoko Warriors know all about XANA. But there's one thing they didn't know. He has a daughter. What will happen? I'm not gonna tell you! And i already stink at summaries! Read it yourself lazy pants!
Code Lyoko - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,717 - Reviews: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/7/2013 - Published: 12/14/2012
The Mystery of Kanik reviews
When our friends from eddsworld come across a VERY special boy, what will happen to the world as they know it? I don't know right now, but it will come to me eventually! Read the cruddy story my friends! Read it and enjoy its cruddyness!
Web Shows - Rated: K - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,482 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/1/2013
Eddsworld Does Not Have Unicorns reviews
Well, that was a horrible title. Basically, this is a crossover between eddsworld and Charlie the Unicorn. Have fun!
Web Shows - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,547 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/28/2013
It Was The Night Before X-mas reviews
Santa decides to pay our friend Nny a visit. What will happen? I won't tell you ! Read the story! Don't be lazy!
Johnny the Homicidal Maniac - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 605 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/20/2012 - Johnny C.
Random Songs That I Made Up reviews
Like the title says, these are random songs that i made up. They have little changes that make them mine (sort of) and are mostly related to my favorite things. Have fun! :3
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 508 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/25/2012 - Published: 10/23/2012
Bacon's Effect reviews
Numbuh 1 has never had bacon before, and his friends made some just to show him what he's missing. But there's a side effect for trying bacon for the first time, and it ain't worth missing. Baconized One-shot.
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 804 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/26/2012 - Nigel U./Numbuh 1
The Universe Is Lost! reviews
Numbuh 4 always confuses Sector V. But not like this. This is just creepy.
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 412 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 5/4/2012 - Wallabee B./Numbuh 4