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Author has written 22 stories for Pokémon, Codename: Kids Next Door, Web Shows, Parodies and Spoofs, Invader Zim, Johnny the Homicidal Maniac, Code Lyoko, My Little Pony, Homestuck, Corpse Party, Crooked Man, and Mad Father.
Caliborn: THIS IS MY PLANET. NO ONE ELSE CAN LIVE HERE. I DON'T NEED HELP.
Hussie: Yet you want me to tell you what's going on?
Story of my (Caliborn) life.
Six Truths in Life
1. You cannot stick your tongue out and look up at the ceiling at the same time: a physical imposibility
2. All idiots, after reading this will try it
3. And discover that it's a lie
4. You are smiling now because you are an idiot.
5. You will soon post this on your profile for another idiot to see.
6. There is still a stupid smile on your face
Your name is AVERON THE AWESOME and you currently have a FANFICTION ACCOUNT.
It's quite nice, if you do say so yourself. You have plenty of stories (that no one reads), tons of humor (that no one gets), and a voice in your head you want to kill (who is possibly the smartest being to ever exist).
You've also gone through three usernames that you'll never use again because the first and third stunk. Bad.
Well, that explains a lot.
Try and read this:
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List twelve of your favorite characters in no particular order.
1 Gamzee Makara (Homestuck)
2 Andrew Hussie (Homestuck)
3 Sollux Captor (Homestuck)
4 Gir (Invader Zim)
5 Odd Della Robbia (Code Lyoko)
6 Rainbow Dash (MLP FiM)
7 Nepeta Leijon (Homestuck)
8 Patrick (SpongeBob Squarepants)
9 Mituna Captor (Homestuck)
10 Kankri Vantas (Homestuck)
11 Tavros Nitram (Homestuck)
12 Tinkerbull (Homestuck)
1. Have you ever read a (12)/(3) fic? ...Nnnnoooooooo, nor do I ever want to...
2. Do you think (11) is hot? Hot? He's adorable! Not hot, though. But adorable! }:D
3. What would happen if (12) got (8) pregnant? *laughing my head off, wait a sec* I'd test its ability to be eaten by Gl'bgolyb. Feferi owes my a favor.
4. Can you recall any fics about (8)? I remember one where he got a Facebook account. "Congratulations, Stupid Patrick!"
5. Would (6) and (8) make a good couple? Wut.
6. (9)/(8) or (12)/(5)? ...I think Mituna and Patrick could be friends, and I think Tinkerbull and Odd would get along the same way. I can picture Tinkerbull and Kiwi playing together! xux *dies of cuteness*
7. Is there any such thing as (9)/(1) fluff? ...There's probably KurlozxMituna, but I doubt with my entire being that there's GamzeexMituna. ((DeviantART likes proving people wrong, doesn't it?))
8. When was the last time you read a fic about (1)? A few days ago. (It was a PB&J fic. X3)
9. (6) and (7) are in a happy relationship How would you feel? ...What kind of relationship?...
10. How would you feel if (4)/(9) were in a fight? Neither of them are possible fighters in any way. They're too cute for dat. X3
Also, I think Gir would try to give Mituna tacos and Mituna would just flip out.
11. What would you think if you found (5) was a really good friend of a sibling or relative of yours? I'd be so happy I'd hug whatever sibling or relative of mine was the good friend of him.
12. How would you react if you saw (8) and (10) in a closet together with a rubber ducky? I'd walk away, constantly shouting "NOPE!"
13. How would you feel if (10) dissed you in the worst possible way ever? I'd be sort of confused by all the talking.
14. If you saw (3) and (5) in bed together, what would you do? WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS THING?!?! ...I'd back away, shouting "THIS WILL NEVER GET MY FEELS!"
15. What would you say if you found out that (9) was a rapist? I think he'd just be confused and need a good shoosh-papping from his Moirail.
16. You just came home from school and all of your friends hate you, your teacher just gave you an F on the most important project of the year, and your parents have grounded you as your teacher had already called and told them of your grade. You open the door to your bedroom and you find (2) rummaging through your stuff. What do you do? Hi Hussie! Wanna hear about why you should make PB&J canon again? *evil grin*
17. What would you think if (7) was emo and had tried to slit his/her wrists? If (7) is already emo/slit his/her wrists already, what would you think if (7) became the most optimistic person in the world? Nepeta, come here! I'm taking you to Equius right now so you can sort out this Feelings Jam!
18. What would you feel this second if (5) gave you a daisy right now? What. The. CRUD. Odd.
19. (2) has just stolen your hairbrush. What is your reaction? Hussie, give me my hairbrush. T_T
20. (8), (3), and (11) have banded together at 3 in the morning and start to sing the most annoying song you know as loud as they can, waking you up. What is the first thing you'd do? Sollux, Patrick, and Tavros... *smiles* From the top boys!
21. (7) and (9) are your teachers. What would they teach you? Nepeta teaches hunting and Shipology. Mituna teaches how to not fall all the time and how to live with a disability.
22. What would happen if (6) discovered (7) and (4) were having a secret relationship? I think she'd be very confused. Just like me.
23. Make a summary of at least twenty words for a (5)/(12). The fairy bull is now friends with the hipsterish purple boy and his dog forever more. Take THAT, other people!
24. What kind of plot would you use if (11) wanted to seduce (8)? Patrick gets stuck on land, Tavros helps him but falls into the sea, and Patrick has to revive him with mouth-to-mouth resuscitation. I don't support this ship at ALL, though.
25. If you wrote a songfic about number (9), what song would you choose? Boulevard of Broken Dreams
1. Cateni Pormyn (Homestuck)
2. Catsquirrel (My own mind)
3. Dir (Invader Zim)
4. Mazano Sakyna (Homestuck)
5. The Huntress (Homestuck)
6. Anikoe Bokluz (Homestuck)
7. Janna (Code Lyoko)
8. Bisci (Soul Eater)
9. Agony (Deathnote)
10. Jedovaty (Homestuck)
1 wakes you up in the middle of the night
"AVERY HEY AVERY WAKE UP!"
sleepy* "What is it Cateni?"
I'm hungry. E8B
3 walks into bathroom while you are showering:
"DIR GET THE CRUD OUT OF THE BATHROOM OR I'LL DISMANTLE YOU!"
9 made fun of your freinds:
"Agony, Kira needs to talk to you in that room over there." *points to a room labeled Super Secret Talking Room*
"Okay then." *flies into said room*
follows her with a baseball bat*
2 serial killers are after you, what will 1 do:
whacks them with her Paintkind* Only Avery gets to be a serial killer!
elbows her* That'ssupposedtobeasecret!
You are on vacation with 2 and manage to break your leg:
"Catsquirrel, go get help!"
Two hours later
comes back with full cheeks*
spits nuts in my face*
Its your birthday, and 3 gives you:
"WAFFLES!" *throws present in my face*
takes present and unwraps it* A WATER BUFFALO?!
puts on cowboy garb* EVERYBODY'S GOT A WATER BUFFALO! *continues song*
You're stuck in a house that is on fire! Four does:
"MAZANO! HELP ME!"
You're about to do something that will embarrass you, 5:
growls at other beings, making them scatter in fear*
"Don't worry human. I'll always help you as long as you don't kill off Anikoe."
You compete in a tournament, 9 cheers you up by:
"Why would I cheer her up?! SHE *ING BEAT MY BRAINS OUT!"
You cant stop laughing, 10 does:
slaps* "SNAP OUT OF IT!"
shoves poison down my throat*
You're dating 1 and he/she invites you to meet his/her parents:
"NO YURI!" *absconds*
2 loves 1 as well, what does that mean:
You got a new haircut and 6 can't stop looking at you, that means:
"Hey Anikoe! Like my new haircut?"
"Are you okay?"
"Just because I had to get my hair cut at the butcher's does not mean you can eat my hair!"
1 seems to be a playah, breaking many hearts. What do you do?
"Cateni isn't able to do this. She's too nice!"
2 thinks that he/she will never get a girl/boyfriend. You:
"Catsquirrel, there are no other messed-up species for you to date. But always remember that you're always welcome in my head!"
What would 4 do if they were caught with a DUI?
police officer pulls him over*
"HEEEEY Mr. Bluesuit!"
"Now son, would you like to tell me why you're driving while you're drunk?"
takes out Swordkind*
Police Officer freaks out*
6 is going to college!
"How was she accepted?"
Who would 1 bring with on an island?
"Mazano. She flushes for him."
blushing* S-SHUT UP! /XB
2 finds out that she has children: [BUT CATSQUIRREL'S A DUDE!!!!!!!!]
"WHAT THE *?!"
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
"Because the latter's the daughter of an evil computer program?"
8 and 4 get paired up. Your response:
"That would actually be pretty awesome." *smirks evilly at Bisci and Mazano*
both start to fidget*
9, 10, and 5 all pair up against 6. Does 6 stand a chance?
"First off, why would the Huntress kill her own descendant? Second, Agony hates me right now, so she'll probably kill me instead. Third, Jedovaty hates the Huntress. Why would they be teaming up?"
•Which Hetalia Character Are You Mostly Like? •
*North Italy (Vargas Feliciano)
(x) You were bullied a lot in your childhood (Kinda still am)
(x) You adore pasta, pizza, cheese, and fruit. (Crud yes! XXXX99)
(x) You're very happy-go-lucky (When I'm around people I like. And whenever something awesome happens or I'm hyper.)
(x) You constantly have a dozy look on your face as if you're always away with the fairies (Not really, but I'm always away with fairies)
(x) You have a long curly strand of hair that always tend to stick up! (i have tons of tiny hairs on my head that never stay still! THEY ALWAYS CUUUURL!!!!)
(x) You're a good artist (Not superb, but pretty good.)
(x)You can be clumsy (Uh, duh?)
(x) You have a friend you always depend upon if you mess up something (Mah best friend, Skitty! :33)
(x) If your life was in danger, you would do the typical Italian thing and say: "PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! I HAVE RELATIVES IN YOUR COUNTRY!" (I never travel, so I usually say "PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! MY BEST FRIEND WILL KILL YOU!)
(x) You would surrender in a war situation (If the war is real life, I usually surrender, unless I'm cranky. When I'm cranky, I get REALLY stubborn.)
*South Italy (Lovino/Romano Vargas)
() You love tomatoes (Eh, not really.)
() You tend to say "dammit" and "bastard" to everyone, a lot (I don't curse, but I curse on the Intahnet and in my head)
(x) You tend to get irritated easily (WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?!?!?!?!)
(x) You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick out (We went over this!)
() You hate French people (But... But... they make French bread! And they have stupid accents! Everyone loves to make fun of the accent!)
(x) You rely on people too much (I rely on my imaginary friends and my best friend more than "people" [AKA normal people])
(x) You would surrender in a war situation (We went over this, too!)
() You often feel like people are after your inheritance (Well, everyone expects pretty highly of me. Does that count?)
(x) You are lazy at times, and you are horrible at cleaning (I can be lazy, and I clean when I want to, but it usually stinks.)
(5/10) Eh? I'm not Romano? Dangit, you bat turds...
(x) You're very stoic and serious (Depends, but I usually am.)
(x) Sausages are your favourite foods. (I like meat products a lot, and I guess hot dogs count as sausages?)
() You like to walk your dog. (I wanna walk my dog, but I can't really walk her anywhere or at all.)
(x) Your boss/principal/tutor/homeroom teacher is a nut-case. (I sure think they are!)
(x)You love rules and think they should always be followed to. (I don't love rules, but I do try to enforce them. Unfortunately, people don't take me very seriously...)
(x) You think the world would be better if everyone played by the rules (Yes!)
(x)You work very hard, too hard... (I tend to procrastinate. A lot.)
(x) Your alone time is your "happy time" (I'm happiest in my room, on the computer. And what's with the air quotes?)
(x) You can appear tough but be very considerate towards people (Just ask my friends!)
(x) You've had issues with money once or twice (What?! Of course no- *checks wallet* I withdraw my statement.)
(9/10) And I like cursing in German, too!
*Japan (Kiku Honda)
(x) You're very mature (In public and around my family, but my best friend and I are very immature.)
(x)You think everything over before saying it. (And I usually end up missing my chance to say said thing.)
(x) You believe in ghosts but aren't phased by the experience when you see one (I never saw a ghost, but I believe in them and want to see them! I think I may have seen one recently, too...)
(x) You isolated yourself during childhood (I still am.)
() You became very successful in a short amount of time (Successful? That happened?)
(x) You are somewhat inexperienced when it comes to the outside world (*steps outside* HOW. DO. I. WAAAALK?!)
(x) You can seem cold/aloof to other people (A majority of my peers ask me why I never smile.)
(x) You're good at practical tasks (Pretty much.)
(x) You need time to adjust to new people (Unless they're badass. Then they become my friends. It's how I met Skitty!)
(8/10) I don't berieve this is a good way to spend my time. (SHUT UP JAPAN SELF!)
*The United States of America (Alfred F. Jones)
(x) You love hamburgers (And hotdogs! With ketchup!)
(x) You think you're awesome (No no no. I don't THINK I'm awesome. I AM awesome. It's in my name.)
(x) You love to invent things (I did love to invent new animals! I am the proud creator of flying pandas, Catsquirrel, and Tairden Cobru, who isn't really an animal!)
(x) You love going to the cinema/watching films/making films (I don't know how to make films, but I love to watch them! :DD)
(x)You can seem to be very brash to other people (Kinda, but mostly because people don't understand I'm trying to help them!)
(x) You have a tendency to stick your nose into other peoples' business (Because I care!)
() You're terrified of ghosts (Nerp! Ghosts are cool!)
(x) You know aliens exist (Of course I know! I listen to public radio. [No I don't.])
() You tend to wear a bomber jacket all the time (Nope, but I love hoodies! :33)
(x) You wear glasses (I wear 3-D glasses with the lenses popped out. I wanna make Sollux glasses soon, though!)
(8/10) I'm my own country! 'MURICA!
*The United Kingdom of England, Wales, Scotland, and Northern Ireland (Arthur Kirkland)
() You like tea (Never had it. :II)
(x) You were quite tough and troublesome as a kid (I still am!)
(x)You're very sarcastic and cynical (Of course.)
() Your cooking is awful (The most I can cook is Spaghetti Os. This will be my college diet, so I'm prepared for adulthood!)
(x) You love spiritual magical stuff, such as fairies, ghosts... (Shoosh yeah!!!!
()...But you refuse to believe in aliens. (ALIENS EXIST!!!! THEY EXIIIIST!!!!)
() You have tried doing black magic before (Nope. My mom won't let me, mostly because she's scared of it and we're Christians.)
() You get drunk quite easily (I'm thirteen. Srsly?)
() When you are drunk, you tend to be very unhappy (SRSLY?!)
() You're good at embroidery (I can sew, but I can't embroider.)
(3/10) But I can rock a British accent!
*France (Francis Bonnefoy)
() You're very affectionate (Not in real life. I'm very secretive about my feelings.)
(x) You think you have a great fashion sense (T-shirts and shorts are a fashion sense! ...Right?)
() You like wine (Never had it, probably never will.)
() You're the master of whispering romantic things into peoples' ears (Noooo...)
() You love red roses (NOPE.)
() When it comes to l'amour, you don't mind men or women (NOPENOPENOPENOPE)
(x) You're very proud of yourself (Yerp.)
(x) You love culture and the arts (I love other people's culture and art!)
() You're very flamboyant (Nope.)
() You say you're a gourmet (Nope.)
(3/10) Finally, the pervertedness is over!
Russia (Ivan Braginski)
(x) You had a very sad childhood. (I always went away by myself and hid under tables while the other kids played House. I hid in back rooms at family gatherings and only came out if I was forced or when I was baited with food. But I'm an awesome, weird little thing with a similar best friend now!)
() You're very tall (I'm average height, and I'm almost taller than my mom [she's kinda short])
(x) You have a tendency to switch between personalities (I can be happy one minute, sad the next, ticked off the next next, and then back to happy.)
() You wear a scarf all the time (That sounds awesome, but it's summer, and I get heated up easily.)
(x) You love sunflowers (They're pretty awesome and the only flower I like, really. One of my favorite childhood stories was about sunflowers!)
()You love vodka (SRSLYYYY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!)
(x) You can seem intimidating to other people (When I'm angry and tend to yell a lot, yes.)
(x) You're very strong (Nope. Good luck getting me to help carry that family dresser.)
() You have a big nose (...Wat?)
(x) You have a strange laugh that can scare people (I have a weird laugh that when people comment on it, I laugh even more. And it tends to embarrass me.)
(6/10) VODKAAAA! (I still don't drink.)
*Canada (Matthew Williams)
(x) You're often ignored by people (Only in real life, my friend.)
() You look younger than you actually are (I look average for my age.)
(x) You love hockey (Never watched it, but it's pretty cool.)
(x) You love polar bears (Are you kidding? Polar bears ROCK!
() You hate fighting (*beats you up* Sorry, you were saying?)
(x)You have one strand of curly hair like Italy
() You often get mistaken for someone else (Nope)
(x) You feel under-appreciated (*cries in emo corner*)
(x) You're bilingual (I speak English and Awwesomeness. XXXXDD)
(x) You always carry a bear with you (IN MY MIIIIND!!!!)
(7/10) Wait, who was this one again? [Ah, jokes. uu]
*Prussia (Gilbert Beillschmidt)
(x) You're quite mean-spirited (Most others see me that way.)
() You're a bit of a hooligan (Nope.)
(x) You're very loyal (To my friends. No one else.)
(x) You're very good at tactics (Sometimes in the real world, all the time in my world.)
() You hate Russia (Russia's awesome! How could anyone hate him?!)
(x) You love to fight people (I'd rather watch from a distance and murder them in my mind, but I can get into pretty nasty fights, depending on the person and the amount of people around.)
() You can avoid marriages quite well (I'm too young for that! Also, I don't think anyone loves me. :(( )
(x) You're not always taken seriously (I try to help people, they don't listen, they get in trouble, then they blame me.)
()You like drinking (S.R.S.L.Y.?)
(x) You want to become stronger (So I can kick idiotic butt!)
(6/10) Prussia is awesome, just like me!
*China (Wang Yao)
[x] You're very mature (Read Japan's answer.)
[ ] You're very superstitious (Herp derp nerp.)
[ ] You're very religious (Not really.)
[x] You love pandas (PANDAAAAAAAAS!!!!)
[ ] You love cooking so much that you nag if food has a certain pattern of tastes (I can't cook, but I'm very picky.)
[ ] You love Hello Kitty (How about GOODBYE KITTY instead?)
[x] You try to be a role-model for your brothers/sisters/whatever, but are never taken seriously. (I try, but my older sister is easily angry and my little brother is a brat.)
[x] You work hard (When I can focus, I do.)
[x] You're good at drawing (Yerp! uu)
[x] You like sweets (Who doesn't? *remembers diabetic people* Oh.)
*Austria (Roderich Edelstein)
[x] You are very well-raised (Kinda, I guess? Do you mean fancy or normally?)
[x] You're polite (Only when I wanna be!)
[x] You love classical music (Depends. I like the epic classical music over the flowy kind.)
[x] You like cake (Who the heck doesn't?! It's awesome!)
[ ] You have a mole on your face (Nope.)
[x] You dedicate your time to your hobbies rather than what needs to be done right away (Unfortunately for me, yes.)
[x] You are a virtuoso/play very well on at least one instrument (Trumpet!)
[ ] You've composed music before (Only for school.)
[x] You tend to call people 'morons.' (More like idiotic returds that need to die in a house fire.)
[x] You wear glasses (Check America's answer.)
(8/10) Cool? Maybe? Who even knows anymore.
*Hungary (Erszebet Hédeváry)
[x] You have a potty-mouth (Not really, but the Intahnet better watch out.)
[x] You like to wear flowers in your hair (I used to, I think.)
[x] You used to be a very tough kid (Still am!)
[x] You're very reliable (With my friends and awesome things and stuff I need to remember.)
[x] It's better to have you as a friend rather than an enemy (You best remember that, motherfucker.)
[x] You're very faithful (To my friends. Everyone else: DIE IN A HOUSE FIRE.)
[x] Your speech and mannerisms can be considered very unladylike (Fancy people belong in a pit of Justin Bieber, Rebecca Black, and One Direction fans.)
[ ] You and your best friend go together like chalk and cheese. (We go together like explosives and fire! Which means you tick us off, we explode on everything you love.)
[x] You are graceful one moment and grinning like a maniac the next (The story of my life.)
[x] If someone yells that yaoi is going on somewhere, you will drop everything to run off to go and see it. (Heck yes!!!!)
(9/10) DUCK YEAH!!!!
[ ] You smoke (Too young.)
[ ] You're very physically strong (Nope.)
[ ] You've won a lot of fist-fights (Never had one, but I did bite people a lot until about third grade when people informed me it was bad.)
[x] In your social circle, there are two brothers - you get along with one, but not with the other. (Pretty much. My friends bring people I don't really like to hang out with us sometimes, so I stand by my best friend and silently hate the person's guts.)
[x] You have very strong emotions about a variety of topics (Yes. Such as I love Johnkat and all Karezi shippers can go jump into the fanpit with the fancy people.)
[x] You like hot weather (Not really. But when you live in Texas, you kinda get used to it.)
[x] You can be very friendly from time to time (Depends who wants me to be friendly.)
[x] You look very tough on the outside (I look evil on the outside, but I do want to beat someone up. I have a LOOOOT of stored anger, so don't tick me off.)
[x] You make a very nice role-model (If people listen to me, I will hug them and say "THIS IS WHAT ROLE MODELS DO! WE HUG EACH OTHER UNTIL THE TRAINEE'S BRAINS OOZE OUT THEIR EARS!)
[ ] You don't let people get a word in edgewise (I don't really know what that means. Does it mean I talk to much?)
(6/10) I don't really remember Cuba except for his hatred towards America and his willingness to try to be friends with
*Lithuania (Toris Lorinaitis)
[x] You're very loyal (We went through this somewhere...)
[x] You feel like your best friend drags you around a lot, but you both have a great time together (I'm not really dragged anywhere. I follow willingly!)
[x] You're very serious (Depends.)
[x] You have a lot of patience (Again, depends.)
[x] You think too much about philosophical stuff (Sometimes, but mostly when I zone out.)
] You get depressed when questioning the point of existing/the universe, etc.. (Nope. It makes me happy!)
[x] You're not very confident (It depends on the situation.)
[x]You were quite rebellious as a child (I still am, kinda.)
[ ] You tend to let people walk all over you (Not really, mostly because people don't tend to talk to me.)
[x] You're a born worrier (I can get pretty worried about something.)
(8/10) Isn't this one of Russia's people? The one who was childhood friends with Poland?
Poland (Feliks Lukasiewicz)
[ ] You're very flamboyant (Check France's answer.)
[x] You're quite hyperactive (Mostly depends on my moOH LOOK A SHINY THING!)
[x] You can be quite goofy (Yesh. XXXX33)
[x] When you're depressed, you tend to rise out of it like a phoenix (When I'm left alone, yes. When people try to help me, I get more depressed.)
[x] You're very wary of strangers (CSIs and Criminal Minds has taught me well.)
[x] It takes you ages to come out of your shell... (Yeah...)
[x] However, when you're used to someone, you're very chatty (*begins explaining Homestuck*)
[x] You're very forceful and stand at one end of the argument when it comes to your opinions (Yerp!)
[ ] You love pansies and corn-poppies (Only sunflowers, bro.)
[x] You get up to lots of crazy antics (In my mind. Not really in real life.)
(GOGDANGIT. HALF-KARKAT'S JUST OUT OF REACH)
(and paleontology! :33)
[ ] You don't really hate anything
(sO YOU'RE SAYING, i'M ONLY HALF OF tAVROS??? uGH,)
(I like all of the colors. All of them.)
(More Halfways) (Interesting)
(I smell things others can't! And Sherlock [someone i know] agreed with me that I'm a master of Scent Deduction. *proud proud*)
(MOG SO COOL)
(8ut... 8ut I was soooooooo close to 8, dangit!!!!!!!! XXXX( )
(no! equality fur all! :33)
(D--> STRONG answers!)
(well, i hate them LESS now.)
[x] You use swear words often, but not in an unkind way (does swearing in my mind count?)
[x] You really appreciate the miracles of life (motherglubing miracles)
(T)(--E SPAWN OF TH--E S--EA)(AG MUST DI--E)
mog i'm gamzee
This also explains a lot. *honks horn*
Draw a crazy picture,
Write a nutty poem,
I found a thing!
What's Your Name?
1. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Aveizzle
2. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fave color and animal): Turquoise Wolf
3. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Conavton
4. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd fave color and fave drink): Red Water (so I guess blood?)
5. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your friend's middle name): Vnuavtn (uh, what?)
6. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Michelle
7. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Disco
8. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (fruit, and something that can go wrong) Apple Coma (honestly, I lol'd at this)
9. YOUR PIRATE NAME: (3rd fave color, pirate accessory) Green Eye Patch
1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18 and find line 4.
The book nearest me is a manga. There is no line four. There's a panel four, but no line four.
2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can... what do you find?
The very corner of my bedside table.
3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
SNL. I was watching Celebrity Jeopardy on SNL.
4. Without looking guess what time it is?
5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
My TV and my mom in the kitchen.
7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
I was going with my mom to buy myself a big bag of candy. X9
8. Before you started this survey, what were you looking at?
9. What are you wearing?
Pajamas. In other words, a shirt and no pants.
10. Did you dream last night?
Eh, it's a blur. I wished I was dreaming about Gamzee though.
11. When did you last laugh?
Last night when I was watching Celebrity Jeopardy on SNL.
12. What is on the walls of the room you're in?
There's a billboard and supposed to be a funny cat poster, but aside from that there's nothing. My room is boring.
13. Seen anything weird lately?
Person, my world is always weird. If anything, you should ask if I'd seen anything normal lately.
14. What do you think of this quiz?
Eh. 4 out of 10.
16. If you became a multi-millionaire over night, what would you buy?
The needed tests to be able to turn into a real Averon. Keep in mind, Averon is a thing from my imagination.
17. Tell me something about you that I don't know.
I wish people would explode when they don't move fast enough in the hallway.
18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics...
No animal cruelty. God didn't put animals on the Earth so we could beat them up when we're drunk.
19. A quote that you love/live by...
I DON'T WANNA! -Gir
20. Imagine your first child's a girl, what would you call her?
22. Imagine your first child's a boy, what would you call him?
27. What's a word that rhymes with "DOOR"
28. Favorite planet?
Saturn. Those rings are beautiful!
29. Who is the fourth person on your missed call list on your mobile?
I dunno, I'm too lazy to check. Also, I is not very social. *forever alone*
30. What's your favorite ring on your phone?
I don't wanna check!
31. What shirt are you wearing?
A shirt my cousin made so she'd be on the student council. It's currently a pajama shirt.
32. The brand of shoes you are currently wearing?
33. Bright or Dark room?
34. What do you think of the person who took this survey before you?
I don't know them.
35. What were you doing at midnight last night?
36. What did the last text message on your mobile say?
37. Where's your mailbox?
At the end of my driveway.
38. What's a word you say a lot?
40. Last furry thing you touched?
Does my stuffed tiger count?
44. Favorite age you've been so far?
Dunno. Not thirteen cause the woman who played Miss Bitters died on my birthday.
46. What's your current desktop picture?
47. What was the last thing you said to someone?
Ad joes! (Like adios in Averon language.)
48. If you had to choose between a million dollars and being able to fly, which would you take?
Flight. Flying is cool!
50. The last song you listened to?
2ollux ii2 a 2weet liitle bumblebee. X3
51. If the last person you spoke to was being shot at, would you jump in front of the bullet?
Depends if it means talked to in real life or on the computer.
52. If you could punch one person in the face, who's in you're life right now, who would it be?
My sister. She deserves more than a punch, but i'll take what I can get.
53. IF YOU COULD BE DOING ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
Have my psychic powers so I wouldn't have to deal with most of the crud I deals with every day.
YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...
You talk to yourself a lot.
You talk to yourself about talking to yourself.
When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else.
After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow, this stuff is great for sugar highs..."
You live off of sugar and caffine
People think you're insane.
You'll check your e-mail every day of the week one week, and then disappear off the face of the earth the next.
You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.
No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.
The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.
Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.
People think you have A.D.D.
You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.
You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.
You start thinking about making lists like this and start laughing for no "apparent" reason
Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.
And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.
Copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions.
ONE DAY A DAD COMES HOME DRUNK AND MAD. HE PULLS OUT A GUN AND SHOOTS HIS WIFE AND THEN TURNS THE GUN ON HIMSELF. HIS LITTLE GIRL SITS BEHIND THE COUCH CRYING. THE POLICE CAME AND TOOK THE LITTLE GIRL TO A NEW FAMILY. HER FIRST DAY TO SUNDAY SCHOOL SHE WALKS INTO THE BUILDING AND SEES A PICTURE OF JESUS ON THE CROSS.
THE LITTLE GIRL ASKS THE TEACHER: How did that man get off the cross?
THE TEACHER REPLIED: He never did.
THE LITTLE GIRL ARGUED: Yes he did when mommy and daddy fought he sat next to me behind the couch telling me everything was gonna be alright...
66% of u won't repost this. BUT REMEMBER THE BIBLE SAID, ''DENY JESUS IN FRONT OF YOUR FRIENDS AND I WILL DENY YOU IN FRONT OF MY FATHER
I’m that girl.
The girl who hates dances and sport games. When I do go, I end up in the corner with a book. The girl who makes your girlfriend jealous even though I am only your best friend. The girl who is pretty but thinks she isn’t. The girl who isn’t a size four and doesn’t eat healthy. The girl who has never been asked out even though everyone else around me has had dozens of boy/girlfriends. The girl who dreams about her book getting published or graduating college with honors while everyone else is dreaming of their wedding day. The girl who seems to have no fears even though she ran crying to her room after a bitch called her a bitch. The girl who doesn’t care that she has acne from getting stressed too much or doesn’t need a guy to complete her.
If Justin Bieber went missing, 97% of people would search 2% would cry and if you are the 1% poking your new prisoner with a sharp stick then copy and paste this into your profile.
Now, i will put some random (mostly) hilarious quotes on this profile! :3
Sleeping is the body's way of telling other people to go away. -The Once-ler
Dude, if I knew where this thing was, would I be looking for it? -Me
Yes, because every squirrel has dangerously sharp fur! -Me
HoNk. -Gamzee Makara
I don't think that will work, but if it ends the world, fine by me. -Me
If only I knew how to make a flesh eating virus that turns into fire, thus burning people alive. -Me (in my headshed)
Yes, this boy sitting next to me will be named 'Feferi' because I hate him and it makes him sound gay! -Me (in my headshed)
I'll use the greatest tool in my headshed! THE BRAIN! -Sheen Estives
And, here we go. -Nesmith
Hm, we need to think of a way to open this gate. I suggest throwing Tom at it. -Edd
Sounds good to me. -Tord
OR, we could press that big red button clearly marked: In case of zombie outbreak, press to free any/or ginger civilians trapped inside. -Tom
Throw Tom! X3 -Edd
I hate you all so much. -Tom
I wasn't shoving. I was just going like that and you happened to be standing there. -Random Fish In SpongeBob
Please, hold your applause until after I've kicked your butts. -Otis
Happiness is like a candle. You'll light it, and it will slowly start to leave you. Others will try to blow it out. But if you give it the right flame, it will last forever. -Me
So I'm going to keep fighting for people the only way I ever knew how. 8y 8eing me. -Vriska Serket
Holy pug in a pizza box! -Tom
Some people think it's the big things that are important. But it's actually the little things. -Me (or some philosopher. who knows anymore)