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Author has written 11 stories for Fruits Basket, Pokémon, Metal Fight Beyblade/メタルファイト ベイブレード, Phantom of the Opera, Luigi's Mansion, Sgt. Frog/ケロロ軍曹, Hunger Games, and Super Smash Brothers.

I made a profile! Now you can read it! Oh wait, you are! Heh, you look funny when you read, you're all squinty. Anyway, you people can read my stories too! For those who want to... Anyway, thanks! So remember to Read & Review and all that jazz. Leave PMs if you want, as well! Comment! Write hateful messages! Review! Suggest! Cry! "Meow"! Fall in love! Eat a cheese cube! Run around in polka dot underwear with a baseball bat! Write a story! Write a poem! Scream at a puppy! Purposely jam the printer! Jack-slap your best friend! Rob a bank! Make home-made bubble soap! Ice a cake! Color your hair aqua! Kick a kangaroo! Join a gym! Get married! Pogo Stick in circles! Study the fine arts! Buy tickets to tennis match! Lick a sidewalk! Publish a book! Rise an army from the dead! Go squirrel hunting! Bother Snape! Put out a fire! Interrupt an important news broadcast! Make macaroni art! Direct a movie! Throw donuts at fitness junkies! Moonwalk in China! Cloud-watch! Talk in a Brittish accent for 6 1/2 hours! Carve a watermelon! Get a Myspace account! Dance the Waltz with a duck! Open a carrot shop! Spell the word 'was' with a 'z'! Put on a diaper! Jump in a glass of tomato juice! Don't put on deodorant! Count to six-million! Buy a machete! Fly! I really don't care what you're doing, just enjoy your time on FanFiction.Net!

so, anyways, how'd you like my run-on? yeah, try saying it in one breath, yeah, i went there.


So, i'm seaapple

I'm : VIRGO- The Promiscuous One (8/23-9/22) Spontaneous. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. So much love to give. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! Not the kind of person you wanna mess with- you might end up crying.

I'm a teenage gal

I love reading fantasy novels

I play piano and saxophone (jazzy!)

'Creativity is my inspiration'

'You cry. I cry. You laugh. I laugh. You jump off a cliff. I laugh even harder.'

'So what if we act like immature idiots? We're having fun.'

'Love your enemies! It really ticks them off.'

'A day without sunshine is like...night'

'I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes.'

'Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.'

(laughter is the best medicine)

... :3

My OCs:

1. Meko Sohma (Destiny Dragon - Fruits Basket)

Favorites:

Book and Character-hmmm... can't decide... i'll make a list T_T

1. Harry Potter - Ron or Sirius or Lupin

2. Hunger Games - Katniss or Finnick

3. Series of Unfortunate Events - Sunny or Klaus

4. Loser - Zinkoff

5. Savvy - Mibs or Will or Fish

6. Howl's Moving Castle - Howl or Michael

7. Time Slice - The Traveler

8. The False Prince - Sage

9. Inkheart - Meggie or Dustfinger or Gwin the horned martin

10. A Wrinkle In Time - Meg or Charles Wallce or Calvin

heh, books books, glorious books!

Color-green

Shows and Characters- 7 favorites

1st show- LOST : darn it! can't decide

2nd show-Fruits Basket : Kyo, Yuki, Shigure, Momiji, Tohru, Haru (darn it! should've said "darn it! can't decide")

3rd show- Sgt. Frog : Keroro, Tamama, Giroro, Fuyuki, Kogoro

4th show- ADVENTURE TIME : Finn, Jake, PB, LSP, Marceline, BMO (darn it! should've said "darn it! can't decide")

5th show- Regular Show (it's anything but.) : Pops, Mordecai

Man, I might as well say "shows i watch" because i have so many favorites!

Subect-math or art or reading

Animal-rabbit/bunny (also my chinese zodiac sign!)

Hobbie-drawing and math and swimming and reading and biking

Songs (and/or) Band/Artist-

Across The Universe

Peacebone : Animal Collective

Sail, Not Your Fault : Awolnation

Beatles

Broken Social Scene

Feel So Close : Calvin Harris

Edward Sharpe And The Magnetic Zeroes

Ellie Goulding

Florence And The Machine

Foster The People

Fun.

Grouplove

John Lennon

Hello : Martin Solveig

Matt & Kim

MGMT

Mumford & Sons

Of Monsters And Men

Panic! At The Disco

Ratatat

Regina Spektor

Vampire Weekend

Passion Pit

Imagine Dragons

White Stripes

Well, there you go. Now you can make a playlist for yourself! :P


now after reading a lot about me, you're probably saying"just shut up! no one cares about the profile!"

and i say"yeah, you're probably right... i'll shut up now! :D"

i just hope i got one laugh out of you with my run-on.

enjoy my stories, and fan-fiction.net!

oh, and for those who like fictionpress.com, i've got an account (its Sgt.Keroro) X)


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Luke Skywalker-Nah, the rebels have cake.

Darth Vader-ooh! Can I be a rebel?!


people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm skinny, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm BLACK so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a b*.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a w*.

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a w*.

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a s*.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking w*.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible s*.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'M PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be f*ing them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a h*.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE OTAKU, so I MUST be ugly.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm STRAIGHT so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a w*.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST just do it to fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers,so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling b*.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a b*

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a w* myself.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, So I must be gay

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. (half American, also half Australian)

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts.

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.

I'm DANISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be a sissy (yes, i blocked out the bad words.)

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.

I'm DANISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic b*.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s. (well, half Australian)

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian

I don't need ROMANCE to feel like my life is worth living; I MUST have something wrong with me.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp. (Some what true)

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.

I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.

I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist

STOP WIth ALL the STEREOTYPES!


Pick 10 names from random

(I copied this from Emmazippy577.)

1. Emma

2. Josh

3. Lindsey

4. Allyson

5. James

6. Gavin

7. Tangy

8. Isaac

9. Sophie

10. Maddie

Number 1: Put together this scenario. 1 and 7 are best friends. 7 is secretly in love with number 1, but 1 is in love with 5. 5 is a cold heartless person, but is the most attractive person that 1 has ever seen. 3 is also friends with 7 and wants to help 7 get with 1. 6 and 8 are 5's minions, they will do anything that 5 tells them to, but 8 is getting tired of it. 8 will join up with 2, 5's mortal enemy, to bring 5 down. Begin.

Emma and Tangy are besties. Tangy secretly loves Emma, but Emma is in love with James. James is a cold heartless person, but is the most attractive person Emma has EVER seen. Lindsey is also friends with Tangy and wants to help Tangy get with Emma. Gavin and Isaac are James's minions, they will do anything James tells them to, but Isaac is getting tired of it. Isaac will join up with Josh, James's mortal enemy, to bring James down.

Um... right... Emma and Tangy aren't lesbian and Emma doesn't have a crush on James, she's got a boyfriend. James is actually one of the nicest people I know. Lindsey and Tangy aren't friends and would't help Tangy get with Emma. Gavin, Isaac and James are friends not evil minions. Isaac and Josh aren't friends either. And no one's plotting against James... I don't think so anyway... that's some messed up crap LOL.

Number 2: Put 2 words that describe this situation. 4 and 7 were caught making out by 2, and 1 is dating 4. Begin.

Allyson and Tangy were caught making out by Josh, and Emma is dating Allyson.

Two words: Oh. God.

Number 3: Put this scenario together. 10 is a new exchange student, who quickly befriends 5. 5 is dating 7, and 9 is dating 3, but 7 likes 3 and 3 likes 5. 1 is a secret 'Date Doctor' like Hitch, but since 3 is 1's best friend, 1 can't help out in this situation. 10 goes to 1, however, and wants to know how to get 6, but 6 is way out of 10's league. Suddenly 5 and 3 get paired together on a science project and 3 tries to let 5 know that 3 likes 5, but 5 actually likes 7. So then local delinquent 2 helps straighten things out by asking out 4, but, since 4 was not involved in any of that, it failed. Then 1 wins an award and has to make a speech in front of the school, and says how 1 likes 4, but 4 is dating 2, 2 likes 9 but 9 is dating 3, 3 likes 5, but 5 is dating 7, 4 likes 1, but 1 is too secretive, 5 likes 7, and they are dating, 6 likes 10, but doesn't want to ruin 6's reputation, 7 likes 3, but 3 is dating 9, 8 had nothing to do with it, except for the fact that 8 is the one who paired them all up in the first place, 9 likes 3, and they are dating, and 10 likes 6, but is too scared to ask. Then 1 and 4 get together, 4 breaking up with 2, but 2 not minding that much, 2 and 9 getting together when 3 leaves 9 for 5, 3 ends up with 7, because it turns out 5 is sort of a jerk, 5 ends up with 8, because they both were master manipulators, 6 ends up with 10, not caring what others think, and everyone lived happily ever after. Begin.

Maddie is a new exchange student, who quickly befriends James. James is dating Tangy (Gavin's gonna be MAD), and Sophie is dating Lindsey, but Tangy likes Lindsey and Lindsey likes James. Emma is a secret 'Date Doctor' like Hitch, but since Lindsey is Emma's best friend, Emma can't help out in this situation. Maddie goes to Emma, however, and wants to know how to get Gavin, but Gavin is WAY out of Maddie's league. Suddenly James and Lindsey get paired together on a science project and Lindsey tries to let James know that she likes him, but James actually likes Tangy. So then the local delinquent, Josh, helps straighten things out by asking out Allyson, but since Allyson was not involved in any of that, it failed... Then Emma wins an award and has to make a speech in front of the school, and says how she likes Allyson, but Allyson is dating Josh. Josh likes Sophie but Sophie is dating Lindsey and Lindsey likes James, but James is dating Tangy and Allyson likes Emma but Emma's too secretive. So, James likes Tangy, and they are dating, Gavin likes Maddie but doesn't want to ruin his own reputation, Tangy likes Lindsey, but Lindsey is dating Sophie. Isaac had nothing to do with it (which is so like him), except for the fact that he is the one who paired them all up in the first place (which is VERY unlike him). Sophie likes Lindsey and they are dating, and Maddie likes Gavin but is too scared to ask. Then Emma and Allyson get together, which means Allyson broke up with Josh, but Josh didn't mind it that much. Josh and Sophie are getting together when Lindsey leaves Sophie for James, Lindsey ends up with Tangy, because it turns out James is sort of a jerk. James ends up with Isaac, because they both were master manipulators. Gavin ends up with Maddie, not caring what others think and everyone lived happily ever after!

Choose 10 people and list them in a random order:

1. Emma

2. Josh

3. Lindsey

4. Allyson

5. James

6. Gavin

7. Tangy

8. Isaac

9. Sophie

10. Maddie

1) 3 invites 7 over for dinner. What happens?

Lindsey invites Tangy over for dinner. Tangy left because she was too uncomfortable with the whole situation and would rather be haning out with Gavin.

2) You need to stay at a friend's house. Do you choose 5 or 6?

Well I hate Gavin (in a friendly way), so I'd go to James's house.

3) 4 and 8 are making out. 2 walks in, whats there reaction?

Allyson and Isaac are making out. Josh walks in and screams, "WHAT!?" in a high-pitch scream and then runs away.

4) 10 jumps you in a dark alley. Who comes to your rescue 7, 3, or 6?

Maddie kidnapped me in a dark alley. I would hope Lindsey would rescue me because she knows karate.

5) 9 kidnaps 8 and demands something from 10 for 8's. What is it?

Sophie kidnapped Isaac and demands something for his return. She probably demanded food and a panda teddy bear.

6.) 3 challenges 2 to a spinning competition. Why?

Lindsey challenges Josh to a spinning competition because Lindsey has a VERY competitive nature...

7) 1 and 10 get drunk and end up at my house. What happens?

Emma and Maddie get drunk and end up at my house. I'd dump them in a closet and check to see if they're sober in the morning.

8) 6 and 8 team up and kill 3's best friend. What does 3 do?

Gavin and Isaac team up to kill Lindsey's best friend. Lindsey kicks both their butts and kicks Gavin's extra hard for dumping her.

9) 2 is trapped in a cave. 4 comes to the rescue. What happens?

Josh is trapped in a cave. Allyson comes to rescue him. They'd probably do something stupid, and get lost.

10) 6, 9, and 1 are doing the hokey pokey. 2 walks in, what happens?

Gavin, Sophie and Emma are doing the hokey pokey. Josh walks in and joins them.

11) Would 1 and 10 make a cute couple?

Would Maddie and Emma make a cute couple? NO THEY ARE SISTERS!!!!!!!!!!

12) 3 and 1 are in a happy relationship, until 1 runs off with 7. 3 is heart broken and has a random make-out-session with 4 and a brief unhappy affair with 2. Then follows the wise advice 9 gives and finds true love with 10.

Lindsey and Emma are in a happy relationship, until Emma runs off with Tangy. Lindsey is heartbroken and has a random make-out session with Allyson and a brief unhappy affair with Josh. Then follows the wise advise of Sophie and finds true love with Maddie. Oh. God. Why?


Friends and Best Friends:

FRIENDS: Will help me when I'm lost.
BEST FRIENDS: Will be the one messing with my compass,stealing my map and giving me bad directions.

FRIENDS: Will help me learn to drive.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help me push the car into the lake so I can collect insurance.

FRIENDS: Will watch my pets when I go away.
BEST FRIENDS: Won't let me go away.

FRIENDS: Will help me up when I fall down.
BEST FRIENDS: Will point and laugh cause she tripped me.

FRIENDS: Will go to a concert with me.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help me kidnap the band.

FRIENDS: Call my parents ''Mr'' or ''Mrs''
BEST FRIENDS:Call my parents ''Mom'' or ''Dad''

FRIENDS: Ask me for my number.
BEST FRIENDS: Ask me for her number.

FRIENDS: Hides me from the cops.
BEST FRIENDS: Is probably the reason they are after me in the first place.

FRIENDS: Lets me make an idiot out of myself in public.
BEST FRIENDS: Is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.

FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella.
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN GIRL RUN!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS:Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS:Would be sitting next to you sayin "THAT WAS FRICKING AWESOME!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd's butt that left you.

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS:Will comfort you when the guy rejects you
BEST FRIENDS:Will go up to him and say 'its becuase your gay isn't it?'

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much,?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Already have the shovel to berry the body of the person that made you cry.

FRIENDS: Will pass you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Fade.
BEST FREINDS: Are FOREVER.


LATEST HAPPENINGS IN MY LIFE (IF YOU EVEN CARE)

In August I went to Indy Gen-Con with Emmazippy577!

I was sooo impressed with some of the people/costumes there, that I made a "My Heroes!" list!

random man with a magenta mohawk

old man in a wizard costume

really awesome jedi

minecraft costume

small child wearing a golden cape

girl with really cool elf ears

zelda costume

pink my little pony man

hamtaro/pokemon guy

the guy that taught me how to use a sword

misty costume

robin costume

lady link costume

sherlock holmes

a zelda girl texting

clone costume from starwars

aang costume

ash ketchum costume

fionna and marshall lee costume

a link at the vending machine

steam-punk ghost busters

oh, and not to mention, i met Brandon Sanderson and Will Wheaton!

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i got a haircut. 16 inches off! then i donated it to Wigs For Kids!

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i had a birthday today! as of sept 20 XD

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this halloween i'm being a pikachu and Emmazippy577 is gonna be ash ketchum and my other friends are going to be gary oak, rainbowdash, harry potter, a cow and big bird! X)

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Merry Christmas!

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I just re-activated my account :D


oh yeah, and feel free to PM any time. whether its a story/chapter suggestion, writing a story together, a question, or you just wanna talk, im up for conversation! :)

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Giroro Presents: Dating the Enemy! by Mister Don Johnny Cadet Sir reviews
Keroro presents a rather disdainful yet alluring plan for our favorite and only Corporal of the Armpit Platoon... not like the poor guy has a choice.
Sgt. Frog/ケロロ軍曹 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 125,635 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 3/28/2013 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Giroro, Natsumi H.
Super Smash Bros With Dialogue! by David Noklevername reviews
Let's face it: Subspace Emissary sucked. But, now we see it WITH DIALOGUE! All characters are owned by whoever has their copyright.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,053 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/9/2013 - Published: 7/20/2012 - Kirby, Mario
Days of Freedom by Symmetry -Death the Kid reviews
After Keroro is left alone while the Hinata household is on vacation, chaos ensures. Will Keroro be able to keep everything under control?
Sgt. Frog/ケロロ軍曹 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,613 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/26/2013 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Complete
Simply Irresistible by bookworm1993 reviews
Draco gave a cocky grin. "I am going to give you a makeover." "I'm sorry what?" "You heard me Granger, I'm going to give you a makeover that will make every man want you,and make Weasley die of regret. You will be simply irresistible."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 77,235 - Reviews: 5001 - Favs: 7,119 - Follows: 2,885 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
the pokemon academy by cowofthewild reviews
frost must end the acadmy with his younger brother to help ,and try to get the freedom fighters. while being mentored by fallen rain
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 165 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/27/2012
Hey, Stepmother, I'm Marrying a Prince! by XXPay4XtraShippingsXX reviews
What if the prince had stopped Snow before she ran off? And what if I pointed out the obvious? And what if the dwarves watched Snow as she rode off with her prince without ever meeting her before? Short little one-shot, summary is :P
Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 546 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/20/2012 - Snow White, Prince Charming
Wide awake with eyes shut by the daily whatever reviews
When Kyo is hit by a car he is put into a coma but when he wakes up his body is still lying in bed but his spirit is walking around. Looking around the hospital and seeing his family morn, learning secrets and truths to the accident. But what really will happen when he wakes up for really, does he remember everything he saw and will anyone believe him? Hope you like, please review.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,545 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/10/2012 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Kyo S., Tohru H.
And then there were three by SweetLiars reviews
Yuki finds a boy on a bench, seemingly asleep. He takes him home. Shigure finds a boy outside of the house, and takes him in. They didn't know that the boys were trying to find that house already.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 32,251 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/2/2012 - Published: 3/8/2012 - Kyo S., Yuki S. - Complete
Falcon PAWNCH! by David Noklevername reviews
For KoopalingFan's contest! Falcon PAWNCH is a story of how Captain Falcon got into Smash Bros., and how unlockables started in the series. I suck at descriptions! Oh, this is also a one shot, so, yeah. That.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,119 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/24/2012 - Captain Falcon - Complete
Why are they one that tree and that pokeball by Emmazippy577 reviews
Diamond and Pearl. Its the explanation for the Opening of Diamond and Pearl.
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 647 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Ash K./Satoshi, Dawn/Hikari - Complete
Which is Far Too Full of Sneezes by YesIEatQuiche reviews
Howl is sick and floating about the castle! Just another day in the moving castle, really. Drabble nothingness, verging on crack - let me know if you find the plot.
Howl's Moving Castle - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 694 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/5/2012 - Howl, Sophie H. - Complete
And you call me the Airhead? by AccendoAnimus reviews
"You cannot change your fate.""You will always be worthless, boy""No one wants you around""I hate you, Kyo". "I care about you." A spark is all that takes to start a fire.Somewhere deep within his soul, a blaze began to burn. And it burned brighter than anyone ever expected of him. Kyo begins to believe that maybe, he can decide his own life if he tries his hardest; if he has her.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 25,296 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/5/2012 - Published: 3/1/2012 - Kyo S., Tohru H. - Complete
Lunch by MiyagiSohma reviews
Lunchtime
Fruits Basket - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 197 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/3/2012 - Tohru H. - Complete
Kyo's sweater by Emmazippy577 reviews
A funny one-shot that i thought you people would find amusing!
Fruits Basket - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 897 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Kyo S., Tohru H. - Complete
The Email by zocolemoleo704 reviews
Ron sends Harry an e-mail...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 355 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Remembrance by stars are brighter reviews
Sometimes even the worst memories need to be remembered, no matter how painful.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,279 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Kyo S., Tohru H.
Far Seeing by Geoduck reviews
Most boys live with a father and mother. Not Kyo. Most boys aren't cursed to turn into an animal. Not Kyo. Most boys watched television. Not Kyo... at least, not until now.
Fruits Basket - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 720 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Published: 11/16/2011 - Kyo S., Kazuma S. - Complete
That's Not Bunny! by Prince-Shigure reviews
April Fools Day at Shigure's house. Need I say more? Disclaimer: Unfortunately, I do not own Fruits Basket.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/21/2011 - Tohru H., Shigure S.
A Basket of Drabbles by Geoduck reviews
An anthology of super-short Furuba stories I've written over the years. Mostly humorous. Today's story: An awkward moment on a double-date.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 104 - Words: 15,943 - Reviews: 492 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 9/11/2011 - Published: 6/8/2009
Tohru, Watch This! by Tyler Song reviews
Momiji wants to show Tohru something on the internet. No, it's nothing bad. If it was, this would be a higher rating. No pairings!
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,078 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/21/2011 - Tohru H., Momiji S. - Complete
Why We Shouldn't Answer the Phone by Colette's a Bimbo reviews
Can also be called "Kyo's Answering Machine". Yuki and Shigure aren't answering their phones so everyone's calling Kyo instead. Then we add Kagura going crazy for him and we all understand why Kyo doesn't answer his phone anymore. ONESHOT!
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 651 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Kyo S. - Complete
SERIOUS by The Werewolf Mage reviews
Sirius is doing the crossword in The Daily Prophet. He's stuck on a clue and can't seem to find the answer.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 315 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
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Destiny Dragon reviews
When God held the banquet for all the Animals, everyone came except the Cat. The Rat rode on the back of the Ox, followed by the rest of the Zodiac Animals. When they arrived, the banquet started, and everyone was happy… everyone but God. God was jealous of the Dragon. He thought the Dragon was more powerful. So God split the soul of the Dragon. "I am Meko Sohma, the Real Dragon."
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,030 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/8/2012 - Published: 9/1/2012 - Kyo S.
Beyblade Let It Rip! reviews
BEYBLADE METAL FUSION PRESENTS: A Pegasus Parody! SUPER HILARIOUS! FEATURING: Gingka, Kenta, Madoka, Doji, Reiji, Ryuga, L-Drago and Pegasus
Metal Fight Beyblade/メタルファイト ベイブレード - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 721 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/27/2012 - Published: 6/9/2012 - Complete
Pokemon Parody! reviews
Where everyone is smart except Ash! Based off the comic I'm writing! There will be special appearances in later chapters of: Sailor Moon, people from the Twilight Saga, Batman, the Teen Titans, Emmazippy577, Voldemort and Harry Potter!
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,930 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/26/2012 - Published: 4/28/2012
Completely Misunderstood reviews
This is pretty much random, and it's really strange... but, it's pretty funny if you enjoy completely random plots with crappy endings! So, if you want to know, it's basically about Tohru and Yuki talking about Kyo, then Kyo finds out, then he gets extremely mad, aaannndd that's where the story falls apart! If you so choose to read this, please review! Thanks! -seaapple
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,038 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Yuki S., Kyo S. - Complete
Super Smash Bros In : Modernish Day reviews
Ike, Marth, Pit, Pokemon Trainer Red, and Roy go through some modern landmarks of first-world countries! It's really quite strange, but they go on a mini quest to stop Wario from harming anyone else by turning them into trophies. And to think, it all started with a morning cup of coffee... Dedicated to David Noklevername! Happy Birthday!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,417 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Ike, Marth - Complete
A Fruits Basket Tale reviews
A bunch of different adventure-type stuff happens with Yuki, Kyo and Tohru. This takes place during their highschool days. Uh, the story is better than it sounds in my summary, so please read and review! I'm rating it T just to be safe. Um, suggestions and ideas are welcomed, so if you have a suggestion for this story, please share in reviews and PMs!
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,402 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/25/2012 - Published: 4/16/2012 - Kyo S., Tohru H.
The Three Times Peeta Has Tried To Propose reviews
We all thought 'The Boy With The Bread' was cute because he was all shy and kind... Um, no. Peeta Mellark is just really bad at what he tries to do; for instance, PROPOSE. Join Peeta on his horribly humorous three misadventures as he tries to marry Katniss Everdeen. Peeta's POV. Review please! :D
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 930 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/24/2012 - Peeta M., Katniss E. - Complete
Keroro Presents: Frozen 'Til Proven Spring reviews
Oneshot! Keroro believes winter is a huge part of Pekoponians, so he thinks he'll seize the power of snow and conquer the world! But, as usual, Keroro's plan fails. You didn't really think it would succeed did you? This story is dedicated to David Noklevername! Enjoy :3
Sgt. Frog/ケロロ軍曹 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,011 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/25/2012 - Keroro - Complete
Mario's Haunted Mansion reviews
Mario buys a new mansion! Little does he know, it's haunted! Leads up to Luigi's Mansion. Oneshot. Review if you liked it! :3
Luigi's Mansion - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 373 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7/24/2012 - Complete
The Phantom's Rage reviews
caution! this is a parody! hard-core phantom lovers, do not read! phantom's POV. he vents his feelings through rage and shoving people off roofs and stuff! short story, worth a read! thanks! seaapple
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 855 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Erik - Complete
Once Upon A Wait, What! reviews
Akito wants to meet Tohru Honda at the New Year Ceremony, but Yuki and Kyo Sohma take things into their own hands and kick butt in order to save Tohru from the malicious Akito. Please review! Oneshot.
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,434 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Kyo S., Yuki S. - Complete