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Joined 04-14-12, id: 3917342, Profile Updated: 06-17-12
Author has written 8 stories for NCIS.

Been writing these things in my head for years. Thought I'd write some down and upload them. I've been very stressed out lately, but with lots of idle time to think up some stories. I decided to start with NCIS because it's so rich with characters, action and humor.

It's very funny to me that McGee is basically an NCIS fan fiction writer, he just doesn't know it.

Just so you know I AM NOT A TEENAGE GIRL!*

I'm 6' 5" (195 cm), I have a beard and I'm a little older than our President (Obama that is). I just like reading and writing fanfiction is all.


(not that there is anything wrong with that)

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Life as I Saw It by darstar reviews
Tony suffers a blow to the head. When he regains consciousness, he is stunned to find that the life he is in, is not the life as he saw it.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 26,271 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 5/21/2012 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Probilicious by Gail Cregg reviews
One-shots featuring Special Agent Timothy McGee. "Small muscles, big brains, heart of a lion."
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 5,079 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/21/2012 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Tim M.
The Fall Index by SirPapillon reviews
Sequel to "The Pyrrhic Clause". McGee and DiNozzo are recruited by Trent Kort for a covert Op that takes them out of the country. What adventures and dangers lie ahead for our boys? Rated M for language, violence etc. Established relationship. COMPLETE
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 30 - Words: 46,137 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/20/2012 - Published: 1/12/2012 - Tim M., Tony D. - Complete
Anamneses by xenascully reviews
Something happened to McGee...the team has to figure it out before it's too late to help him... Hurt/comfort; Family/friendship est tiva; mcabby
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 97,607 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 4/19/2010 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Tim M. - Complete
You've Got To Fight For The Right To Party! by Precious Pup reviews
TEAM FIC - The team are busy trying to capture McGee who has been accidentially drugged,lost his inhibitions & fears & become dangerous. Meanwhile NCIS headquarters has been shut down. The team are coming up with a plan to capture their errant friend
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 47,822 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 1/27/2009 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Tim M., Tony D. - Complete
Split Second by Precious Pup reviews
What if McGee had been the one to open the plague letter in SWAK Season Two instead of Tony? This is me exploring the scenario as the team watches their 'Probie' fighting for his life in hospital. Team fic.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,713 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 12/13/2008 - Published: 11/11/2008 - Tim M., Tony D. - Complete
Crash by PrairieLily reviews
Gibbs has finally done it. Gibbs has rolled the car. What happens when he has to share a hospital room with Tony and McGee? Complete. Note February 23, 2006, a new chapter has replaced Chapter 7, Chapter 7 content moved to Chapter 8.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,041 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/23/2006 - Published: 10/19/2005 - Complete
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Tim 2 point 0 reviews
After a year away on a top secret mission Special Agent Timothy McGee returns to face big changes in his life. Major McAbby
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,025 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 7/1/2012 - Published: 4/28/2012 - Tim M., Abby S. - Complete
Beep Beep Beep reviews
Just a typical morning for Tim McGee. M to be safe, but not too graphic. McGiva, McAbby, and a touch of Zabby
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 638 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Tim M. - Complete
What is it girl? reviews
McGee goes missing at a crime scene. Can the team rescue him in time? Rated T for non-graphic nudity. Teamfic
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,298 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Tim M. - Complete
STFU! reviews
McGee has a bad day. Contains mild cursing.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 369 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/9/2012 - Tim M. - Complete
Date Night reviews
The team goes undercover as gay couples to catch two killers targeting homosexual sailors at local clubs and bars. Not slash well maybe sort of pseudo slashy, but not really. Not smut. Rated M just in case for language and adult situations. Some McAbby.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,147 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Tim M., Tony D. - Complete
Forever After reviews
Abby and McGee failed to show up for work. What will the team find at McGee's apartment? Very dark, bittersweet story. Please don't read if you get depressed easily. McAbby. Minor Tiva.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,169 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/24/2012 - Abby S., Tim M. - Complete
Stuck on You reviews
Abby does something dumb that may be the smartest thing she's ever done
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,300 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Abby S., Tim M. - Complete
Marooned reviews
The team ponders life stuck on a deserted island. Some light McAbby, Tabby and McZiva
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 626 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/22/2012 - Complete