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“Harry Potter is about confronting fears, finding inner strength and doing what is right in the face of adversity. Twilight is about how important it is to have a boyfriend.”
― Stephen King
Funny Harry Potter Quotes
"Sir — Professor Dumbledore? Can I ask you something?"
"You haven't got a letter on yours", George observed. "I suppose she [Mrs.Weasley] thinks you don't forget your name. But we're not stupid - we know we're called Gred and Forge."
"Now, you two - Behave yourselves. If I get one word that you've blown up a toilet or - " [Mrs. Weasley]
"Your aunt and uncle will be proud, though, won't they?" said Hermione as they got off the train and joined the crowd thronging toward the enchanted barrier. "When they hear what you did this year?"
Hermione, however, clapped a hand to her forehead. "Harry -- I think I've just understood something! I've got to go to the library!" And she sprinted away, up the stairs.
"Do I look stupid?" snarled Uncle Vernon, a bit of fried egg dangling from his bushy mustache.
They were almost at King's Cross when Harry remembered something.
George looked up in time to see Malfoy pretending to faint with terror again.
"OH NO YOU DON'T, LADDIE!"
Why Are You Worrying about You-Know-Who?
I will not use Umbridge's quill to write "I told you I was hardcore"
Ron: So what is it he sees in her?
Harry: I'm going down to Hagrid's
Luna: Hello Harry.
Luna: Would you like me to fix it for you? Personally I think you look more devil may care this way. Its up to you
Luna: I've never been to this part of the castle. At least not while awake. I sleep walk, you see. That's why I wear shoes to bed.
Harry: Not to mention the pincers... * Click Click Click Click*
Hermione: See that girl over there? That's Romilda Vane. She's been been trying to smother you a love potion
Ron: It's beautiful, isn't it? The moon.
How many Voldemorts does it take to light up a wand?
None. Why do you think he's called the *Dark* Lord?
How many Animagi does it take to light up a wand?
Hermione went to Madam Pomfrey with uncontrollable hiccups to see if she could do something to stop them. Madam Pomfrey examined her all over and then pronounced gravely, 'I got news for you, Miss Granger. You''re pregnant.' At that news Hermione fainted on the spot, and when she finally came round a few minutes later she asked 'Oh, dear - am i really pregnant?' - 'Of course not!' she said 'But it has cured your hiccups, hasn't it?
What did Harry Potter do when he found the three-headed dog?
He ran... wouldn't you?
Why was Harry Potter kicked out of Hogwarts?
He was caught playing with his broomstick.
Snape needed extra money, so he posed in front of a Muggle camera, holding up a bottle of shampoo with a dour expression. 'Use this. Or look like me,' he said, his right eye twitching.
How many Death Eaters does it take to light a wand?
One, and it has to be Lucius: Draco's too busy using his to hex Harry and Narcissa's afraid she'll break a nail.
Why shouldn't there be any jokes about Harry Potter?
Because they're not funny.
is about confronting fears,
finding inner strength, and
doing what is right in the
face of adversity
is about how important
it is to have a boyfriend
SYMPTOMS OF INSANITY
Written by: Wormtail, Moony, Padfoot, and Prongs
1.) Playing with your food and calling it 'art'
2.) Making a list of symptoms that most likely apply to yourself as well.
3.) Basing your ingredients list off your obsession's favorite color.
4.) Eating dog food. For ANY reason!
5.) Chasing your tail.
6.) Laughing for absolutely no reason. None.
7.) Waking up at an Ungodly hour every. Single. Day.
8.) Reading a book CLEARLY meant for Girls. And then trying to defend it.
9.) Actually WANTING to be on a list of insane things.
10.) Treating your own son like dirt when he NEVER deserves it.
11.) Acting like the things your family says or does is your fault, when it's obviously not.
13.) Spontaniously bursting out into song at the most inappropriate/ inopportune/ awkward times.
14.) Accepting ANYTHING from Peeves! Especially strange packages, and then handing them off to your FRIENDS!(because said friends may try to kill you).
15.) WEARING the Christmas decorations (even if they do look better that way).
16.) Almost getting yourself killed on a regular basis out of BOREDOME!
17.) Dancing in the rain.
18.) Befriending a werewolf.
19.) Befriending a Quidditch-obsessed, love-sick puppy who can't even keep his hair flat.
20.) Befriending a walking bully-magnet who can't even take a spelling test without hyperventilating.
21.) Befriending an egotistical, pranking-machine who seems to be in a constant state of sugar-high.
22.) Glaring at inanimate objects to "scare them".
23.) Yelling at someone right next to you.
24.) Walking into a room and forgetting what you're doing.
25.) Completely LOSING IT over a lack of organization.
26.) Having to wear post-its on your arm to remember anything.
27.) Obeying the commands of random post-its on your arm without question when they make NO sense and clearly weren't written by you.
28.) Falling in Love.
29.) Fighting with your own team.
30.) Creating an army of first-years to do your biding.
31.) Creating a chain of letters instead of just simply writing to each other directly like normal.
32.) Talking in Chat Speak.
33.) Switching personalities to scare the poor little first-years.
34.) Spending your class time drawing suicidal stick figures.
35.) Being convinced your friend is an imposter simply because he took notes.
36.) Referring to yourself in the third person.
37.) Braiding people's hair every time you get bored.
38.) Losing your wand when it's behind your ear the whole time.
39.) Becoming so tired, you actually become super hyper.
40.) Breaking a record through pranking.
41.) Speaking all grammatical symbols (Period).
42.) -!( DRAMATIC ENTRANCES!)!-
43.) Wrapping people.
44.) Making your hair holiday themed.
46.) Stress Baking
49.) Trying to prank the MASTERS!
51.) Overly dramatic public displays of affection
52.) Switching names
53.) BETRAYING YOUR FRIENDS
55.) Breaking things for fun.
56.) Running away
57.) Sound effects.
58.) Overreacting to everything
60.) Growing Up
This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted, "Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded