Why Am I Here Please Kill
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Joined 04-15-12, id: 3918267, Profile Updated: 07-23-15
Author has written 3 stories for Saw, Child's Play, Devil May Cry, and Orphan.

GO HOME THIS IS 14 YEAR OLD ME'S SHIT SPACE, I REPEAT LEAVE THIS UNEARTHLY TOMB SO WE CAN BOTH FORGET WE EVER CAME TO THIS CESSPOOL OF BAD LIFE CHOICES AND WHY WOULD I HAVE THOUGHT THIS WAS GOOD IDEA.

LEAVE. NOTHING GOOD WILL AWAIT YOU, NOT EVEN I WILL WANT TO STICK AROUND AND WITNESS THE CUCK I ONCE WAS.

WHY

WHY

WHY

EVERYTHING HERE BELONGS IN A DISPLAY IN A MUSEUM CALLED "THE HOLOCAUST AND OTHER SIMILAR ATROCITIES"

FUCK

So i'm Ashley or Ash, and i'm 16 years old and male. The dp/avatar picture isn't me. I'm pretty much obsessed with horror movies/games/antagonists the lot! I love trying to understand how certain psychotics and seriral killers think and view certain aspects of the world, and I find that fictional antagonists are easier (and in some cases more interesting) to do this. My favorite antagonists being John Kramer/Jigsaw (Saw), Norman Bates (Psycho), Carrie White (Carrie), The Joker (Batman/DC universe), James Sunderland (Silent Hill 2), Alma Wade (F.E.A.R), Joe Carol (The Following), Leena Klammer (Orphan) Minatsuki Takami (Deadman Wonderland), Asami Yamazaki (Audition), Shuya Watanabe (Confessions) Philip Blake/The Governor (Walking Dead)and many others.

Fun facts and stuff about me: I'm a drummer who plays rock/metal and I hope to one day start my own band (how about 'Eyeless Vultures' as a name?). I'm currently in sixth form studying media and music. I may sometimes say 'stay (sic)' which means 'stay cool'. I'm a gamer and especially like survival horror games like Silent Hill 2 and 3. I absolutely hate people who follow the crowd and are close minded to everything else. I also hate people who refuse to watch foreign films because they're too lazy to read the subtitles. To most people I apparently come off as miserable but I prefer to smile when I'm around friends and people I know. I am atheist and don't care what you may believe in. I'm not really a big fan of graphic novels and manga but I do like to read a few like, Deadman wonderland, Scott Pilgrim, Walking dead etc. I really like looking through the cool fan art on Deviant art. I'd love to go to Japan and learn the language. I try my best not to judge people before i know them, although with the teenage stereotypical images its hard not to. I'm currently retaking my English exams so i'm definitely no writer, but sometimes i like to show others the ideas i have and come up with. I usually dress in mostly dark/black clothes but for some reason i wear bright socks with my attire o.0

Favorite movies: Confessions, Audition, Saw, V/H/S, American Mary, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, The Last House on the Left, Childs Play, The lost boys, Evil Dead, Halloween, Ju-On/The Grudge, Resident Evil, Orphan, most Asian horror films, shock horror films, The Loved Ones, Cabin in the Woods, Psycho, Antichrist, Let The Right One In, A Serbian Film and some others i probably cant name at the minute.


Favorite and most inspirational bands: Slipknot (definitely my no.1 favorite), Korn (no.2), Disturbed (no.3), Motionless In White, Trivium, Mudvayne, Marilyn Manson, Nine Inch Nails, Black Veil Brides, Bring Me The Horizon, Avenged Sevenfold, Deftones, Nonpoint, Five Finger Death Punch, System Of A Down, Celldweller, Crush 40, Lacuna Coil, Emil Bulls, Linkin Park, Murderdolls, Wednesday 13, Device, Blue Stahli, Fear and the Nervous System, Suicide Silence, Combichrist, Chelsea Grin, Dir En Grey, Killswitch Engage, Emmure, Tool, The Agonist, TesseracT, While She Sleeps, Chimaira, Machine Head

Favorite books: Corey Taylor's Seven Deadly Sins, The Hunger Games/Catching Fire/Mockingjay, A Song of Ice And Fire, Carrie, Deadman Wonderland, Scott Pilgrim, Berserk

Favorite shows: The Walking Dead, Game of Thrones, The Following, Bates Motel, Southpark, Harper's Island, Devil May Cry (anime), Bleach, Hellsing, Hell Girl

Inspirational people: Corey Taylor (my role model), Jimmy 'The Rev' Sullivan (RIP my favorite drummer), Chris Motionless, Jonathan Davis, Trent Reznor, David Draiman, Akira Yamaoka, Rob Zombie, Joey Jordson, M. Shawn Craham, Mitch Lucker (RIP), Oli Sykes, Paul Gray (RIP), Jeremy Spencer, John-Joe Gaskin, and others...


1. Put your iTunes (or iPod) on shuffle

2. For each question, press the next button to get your next answer

3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAMES!

1. WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
People = Shit
Slipknot

2. WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
Hello Tyrannosaurus, Meet Tyrannicide
Enter Shikari

3. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
Own Little World
Celldweller

4. WHAT IS 22?
Karate Nipples
Iwrestleadabearonce

5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
He Who Spawned The Furies
Trivium

6. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Lilith
Chelsea Grin

7. WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
The Ballad of Hollywood Jack and The Rage Cage
Tenacious D

8. WHAT DO YOU WANNA BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
Anti-hero
Bleeding Through

9. WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Dear Insanity
Asking Alexandria

10. WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
Chaos Lives In Everything
korn

11. WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
Fuck Everything
Suicide Silence

12. WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
Gematria (the killing name)
slipknot

13. WHAT IS YOUR HOBBIE/INTREST?
Deception-concealing fate
tesseracT

14. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
Bubbles
System Of A Down

15. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
Earache My Eye
Korn

16. WHAT IS THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?
Nothing Good Has Happened Yet
We Are The Ocean

17. HOW WILL YOU DIE?
Don't Mess With Ouija Boards
Falling In Reverse

18. WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU WILL REGRET?
MDMA
Emmure

19. WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?
The Demon Who Makes Trophies of Men
Armed For Apocalypse

20. WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?
Sinematic
Motionless In White

21. WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?
Love Isn't Always Fair
Black Veil Brides

22. WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?
Clown
Korn

23. DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?
Delete.Rewind

Architects


(8) Motionless In White - If It's Dead, We'll Kill It (8)

Mirror, mirror on the wall
Who’s the ugliest of them all?
Severed, crawling like spiders
Injecting poison

Now kill the bile spewing
The walking selfish living dead
I turn to rust and you play in all the filth that you've created
No love, no loss in the wake of your stupidity
Show me where’s your dedication

And when your dreams have come to end
How will you buy your happiness?
And when your self is all you have left
With what will you fill your emptiness?

You are the cause of mans dissolving evolution
Is my heart completely useless?
Devoid the fake with full disdain
What when your life is worthless
I don’t think you’ll fit the frame

Fuck you, fuck this
Everything is distress
I don’t give a shit if your ego is maniacal

I JUST WANT TO WATCH YOU FUCKING DIE MOTHER FUCKER!!

I have come to crush you
And bring you all to your fucking knees
You are not fucking angels
And much less fucking kings
What have you sacrificed, preserving what you love?
You’re just a hollow shell infecting who you fuck!

I just want to watch you fucking die
Mother fucker!!

And when your dreams have come to end
How will you buy your happiness?
And when your self is all you have left
With what will you fill your emptiness?

(8) Motionless In White - If It's Dead, We'll Kill It (8)

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