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Author has written 2 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians.

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? he sipped his coffee before it was cool!

If you ever drink a bottle of vodka and decide a good idea would be to stand on an end table and sing Nicki Minaj... just don't.

Jesus could walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim on land.

Things to do in an elevator:

When there is only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder then pretend it wasn't you.

Put your desk in the elevator and when people walk in ask if they have an appointment.

Put a box in the corner and ask if anyone hears ticking.

When the doors close anounce it's okay, they open again.

Crack open your briefcase or purse, look inside and ask got enough air in there?

Stand motionless in the corner facing the wall and don't get off

When you hit the button pretend it shocks you, then smile and do it again.

Ask did you feel that?

Stare at one of the other pasengers then anounce in horror your one of them and back away slowly.

Wear a sock puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.

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Forever by strikedeathkd53019 reviews
In a world where low caste girls are used as slaves, Annabeth is one such girl with a dark secret. What happens when Percy comes along, a rich aristocrat who chooses her. Will Annabeth learn about all the buried secrets while love blossoms between her and Percy? AU fic, please review! Rated T. Please read if you love Percabeth!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,466 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 4/19 - Published: 10/19/2013 - Annabeth C., Chiron, Percy J., Sally J.
Good High School for the Performing Arts by HAZEL DAUGHTER OF HADES reviews
Percy, Thalia, and Nico are a famous teen band but they finally think its time to go to high school like normal teens. Well like normal teens drama, fights, friends, love, and childish antics are sure to follow. Rated? hmmm T for language.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 78 - Words: 209,267 - Reviews: 1870 - Favs: 756 - Follows: 726 - Updated: 4/17 - Published: 2/6/2012 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Sometimes Goodbye Is A Second Chance by impassionism reviews
Percy and Annabeth have been best friends since childhood, but their friendship starts to splinter, and when Percy discovers that he will be moving, it all but collapses. Percy leaves on a bitter note, that leaves them in regret. However, when Percy returns junior year and they get a second chance, what will happen? Will they forgive each other or will they only grow farther apart?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 92,070 - Reviews: 1528 - Favs: 580 - Follows: 660 - Updated: 4/4 - Published: 11/13/2012 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
The Perseus Attraction by There She Goes And Shes Comin reviews
Perseus Jackson thought he was normal: turns out he was wrong. Now Percy has to contend with love-struck monsters, a retarded Riptide and his 'love interest'; one crazy blonde girl with a really sharp knife. Even Artemis is gunning for him with a steriod junkie Apollo riding behind. But with looks to equal the Goddess of Beauty what did he expect? Phoenix Award Nominee
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 52 - Words: 148,180 - Reviews: 2275 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 400 - Updated: 3/26 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Titan king Revenge by Hannibalrider reviews
Set just after TLO Kronos is beaten but he has Hecate turn most of male gods and almost all maleDemigods into felmales.and they all started noticing the last male demigod Percy in more than one way who also deciding if he really want Annabeth, Harem maybe
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 29,482 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 2/20 - Published: 5/17/2011 - Percy J.
I Fell In Love Once by ClumsyMustache reviews
When Annabeth Chase was little, she had an imaginary friend. Now all grown up, about to be married, he comes back. Percy; an imaginary friend that helps sad children, has no idea why he's there. What brought Percy back, was it Annabeth's unhappiness, or fate?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,551 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 11/27/2013 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
VIOLATED! by firecewolf reviews
percy jackson has been raped ever since he was six. now can a certain blonde rescue him and get him to speak up? Rated M because im paranoid.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,395 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 3/31/2013 - Published: 10/10/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
The Princess and the Peasant by Percy Son of Neptune reviews
AU. Annabeth is a princess. Percy is a peasant. Or so he thinks. When he notices her during a swordfighting lesson, he can't help but feel awestruck. When she notices him on her vacation to Wales, she can't help but feel alone. When they finally meet, will love bloom? Or will life throw a curve in their paths? Follow Percabeth on their fight through angst and adversity.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 54,007 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 2/19/2013 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Outlaw: Running from Love by PurpleCoverseAnnabeth reviews
Percy Jackson became Goode High's ultimate playboy when his first love cheated on him. Enter Annabeth Chase, the girl who has never had a boyfriend, and was an outcast at her old school. Obviously, Percy falls for her. Will she let him in? And if so, can she keep him? Or will he just hurt her and himself again? A/U, not demigods.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 46,983 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 10/1/2012 - Published: 4/30/2012 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
HalfBlood Care Home by GirlOnFire2012 reviews
Annabeth Chase is an orphan living in 'Half-Blood Care Home.' Three years later, Percy Jackson, also an orphan moves in. Annabeth hasn't spoke a word since her parents died, she could, but she chose not to. Will Percy be able to get her to speak?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 35,717 - Reviews: 1069 - Favs: 574 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 9/15/2012 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Oh, Percy! by To Wander reviews
Percy decides to get it on with the Hunters, one girl at a time. Rated M for graphic smut and a very horny Percy Jackson.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,086 - Reviews: 523 - Favs: 550 - Follows: 454 - Updated: 5/10/2012 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Percy J.
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It's Just Coffee reviews
A drunk Annabeth wants to go to Percy's house for... just a coffee
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,120 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/19/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
a lemon reviews
Not the greatest, but it's a lemon and the title is changed
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,136 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete