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I am the girl that doesn't often go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, my friends make me dance or I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look at weirdly when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most people wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on Facebook, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't ever been asked out. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Percy Jackson, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things.

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favourite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying "DAMN!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!"

THINGS I LOVE

1. Books

a. PJO and HoO

b. HP

c. LotR

d. I'm gonna stop the list here

2. Music

a. Almost any kind of music

b. Not a huge fan of country though

c. I love One Direction

3. Top Six Colors

a. Black

b. Silver

c. Blue

d. Green

e. Grey

f. Red

4. Art

a. Drawing

b. Sculpting

c. Painting

d. Most anything

e. Is writing considered art?

5. sleeping

a. :)

THINGS I HATE

1. Having to wait an agonizing year for a book (RR)

2. Homework (I may love school and am a bit of

a nerd but I hate homework )

3. broccoli

4. Having to wake up at 6:30 5 days a week

5. Drama (my friends need to calm the hell down)

THINGS I AM

1. Nerd (and proud of it)

2. Teenager (I'm not telling u my exact age stalkers)

3. Girl (I am not a girly girl)

4. Procrastinator (I'm working on it)

5. A huge bookworm

Okay, so, here we go.

Name: Stalker Much? Oh, I’m just kidding. One day I hope to make a living off you crazy stalkers.

Hair color: Dark brown.

Eye Color: It Depends On Where You Stand- Dark brown When You’re Up Close and Onyx When You’re Far Away

Favorite Color: Blue to Wear and Silver Otherwise

Favorite Song: Damn, this is hard. Hmm... Well, I always love "C'mon" by Panic at the Disco.

Favorite Band: Panic at the Disco, All American Rejects, Little Mix, and One Direction! (Finally one I can answer!)

Favorite Book Series: Dang, I used to love The House of Night books. But I also love Harry Potter. But really, as you can tell by all the stories I have for it, I love PERCY JACKSON!

Favorite Book Not Including Percy Jackson, Of Course: Hard one. I think for right now, my favorite is "Tigers Curse"

Favorite Past Time: Hmm... writing! Oh, not including that? I guess, screaming out the lyrics to a song I love with my headphones in and forgetting people are around me...You wouldn't believe how many times that happens! And reading.

Girly or Tomboy: Not girly. But not tomboy. I'd have to say One of the Guys.

Type Of Guy:Is a Percy Jackson twin out of the question? ;D

Things I Secretly Love: Ankle boots, curling irons, lockets, Twilight (If you tell my guy friends, I will track you down and kill you), cute dresses (Not so secret anymore since I wear them all the time), and...boy bands! (Oh my God! I just lost all my kick-ass, rock-blasting, one-of-the-guys cred! Tell NO ONE!)

Age: 1-100 take a wild guess

Favorite Boy Band: I have the One Direction Infection! I actually found out about them when I was in Rochester for a volleyball game, and I loved WHAT MAKES YOU BEAUTIFUL (Though I love HALF A HEART most now). I remembered thinking it was sad that they were so good but stuck touring with Big Time Rush. But now they're in Madison Square Garden!

Favorite Other Band: Well, I love Green Day and We The Kings, but my heart belongs to Brandon Urie and Panic at the Disco and One Direction!!!

Siblings: 3 brothers and 1 sister but I ignore their presence whenever they are near.

Dreams: As a kid, I've been told that I could do anything, and I'm damned determined to prove those people right. I want to write, no matter what. It's kind of my family duty to go into the medical or business field, and it's a calling too. But, as a child of a businesswoman, I know that it'd be impossible really to raise a family, which I want to do, and be a doctor or a businesswoman. So, I'd like to be a professor at a good college and take time to write, too. But, if not that, I would love to become an author and continue to write my teenage-aimed books; if that doesn't work out, I wanna be an architect :D

Catchphrase: "Congratulations" I'm not sarcastic at all, huh? ;D

Word Best to Describe Me: Hmm... Surprising. I would have to say surprising. I'm quiet and intimidating, but, once you've earned my trust, I'm talkative and easy to hang around. Cunning and cautious but I also take crazy leaps of faith. It'll bounce of off me when you attack me, but I become as mean as a snake when you attack my friends. Fearless until you get me around spiders and relationships. Proud but I'll also want to just forgive and forget.

The Thing I Love Most: I love electronics. I like figuring them out. I like playing games, I like writing. I'm a geek!

The Thing I Hate Most: Reminding yourself that trust leads to betrayal but watching someone come in and make you believe again. Until it falls apart again...

Jasper or Jeyna?: Oh God... I hoped to avoid this one. I was totally Jasper in the Lost Hero, but I am a true "Jeyna" girl now. Jason just doesn't feel... I don't know, complete yet. And something just felt off with them in Mark of Athena. And, when Jason can't be sure of anything at the end of The Lost Hero, as everything begins to come back, but that he can be absolutely sure that there was a girl named Reyna and that she meant something to him, I just think that means something...

Cell Phone Number: You’re Kidding Me, Right?


The girl who hates dances and sport games. When I do go, I end up in the corner with a book.

The girl who instead of pretending to pay attention in class is listening to every word and imprinting it on my brain.

The girl who is told she is pretty but will never ever believe it.

The girl who isn't a size four and doesn't eat healthy and the girl who doesn't care much.

The girl who has never been asked out even though everyone else around me has had dozens of boy/girlfriends.

The girl who dreams about her book getting published or graduating college with honors while everyone else is dreaming of their wedding day or prom.

The girl who seems to have no fears even because she's hid her feelings so long that she forgot how to show them.

The girl who will snap you out of a "I just want to fit in" fog and show you who you really are.


Don't you hate how, the second you have a huge list of stories going on, you keep getting great ideas for new ones!


I hate you for haunting me until this very day. I hate you for being chained to my heart, impossible to set free. I hate you for teaching me a lesson in trust that I was much too young to learn. I hate you for teaching me that sometimes you can be the only one you can rely on. I hate you for the fact that you learned me, from seeing that my only real weakness was the people I trusted. I hate you for realizing that bruises heal but a broken heart stays forever. I hate you for showing me that he was weaker than I thought. I hate you for taking his insecurities and turning them into things that made him switch sides, to no longer protect me like he had. I hate you for everything.

But I love you for stopping me. I love you for taking away everything, for sending me back to square one. I love you for taking me from the future I would of had, being a mean girl who broke people down like you do. I love you for making me a fresh canvas for someone else to lay the roots that spread into the person I am today.


The Pledge to PJO

I promise to remember Percy

whenever I'm at sea

I promise to remember Annabeth

whenever a spider comes at me

I promise to protect nature

for Grover's sake of course

I promise to remember Luke

whenever my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Chiron

whenever I see a sign that says "Free Pony Ride"

I promise to remember Tyson

when a friend says they'll stick by my side

I promise to remember Thalia

when a friend is afraid of heights

I promise to remember Clarisse

whenever I see someone who gives me a fright

I promise to remember Bianca

when I see a sister scold her younger brother

I promise to remember Nico

whenever I see someone who doesn't get along well with others

I promise to remember ZOE

when I watch the stars

I promise to remember Rachel

when a limo passes my car

Yes, I promise to remember Percy Jackson and the Olympians wherever I may go


Girls

are like

apples on trees.

The best ones are

at the top of the tree.

The boys don't want to reach

for the good ones because they

are afraid of falling and getting hurt.

Instead, they just get the rotten apples

from the ground that aren't as good,

but easy. So the apples at the top think

something is wrong with them, when in

reality, they're amazing. They just

have to wait for the right boy to

come along, the one who's

brave enough to

climb all

the way

to the top

of the tree.


"Let me get this straight. I just tried to kill a bunch of little kids. My wife is dead. My unborn child is dead. The man who raised me is trying to kill me, and he got me stuck in this stupid suit that makes me sound like a freak. And you think a cookie will make up for it all?"

Someone hands Darth Vader the cookie.

He throws it in their face.

Someone gives him two cookies.

"Now this is about fair!"


I only miss you when I'm breathing...


Don't regret me. Smile at the memories.

Don't forget the things that you loved about me. Miss me everyday.

Don't laugh with Jacob as he recalls the girl that he had broken into peices. Punch him in the nose like you should have years ago.

Don't stop loving me, even if you did betray me. Love me forever.

Because I regret you instead of smiling at the memories.

Because I forgot the things that I loved about you.

Because I never punched him in the nose when he tried to take you away from me.


PJO quotes:

"With great power comes the great need to take a nap." - Nico di Angelo, The Last Olympian

"God alert! It's the Wine dude!" - Blackjack, Titans Curse

"Go chase a doughnut!" - Percy Jackson, Sea of Monsters

"See that's what happens to snow in Texas lady. It - freaking - melts!" - Leo Valdez, The Lost Hero

You know how teachers always tell you the magic word is please? That's not true. The magic word is puke. It will get you out of class faster than anything else. -Percy, The Demigod Files

"Aphrodite took my snowboarding jacket. Mugged by my own mom!" - Piper Mclean, The Lost Hero

That's one good thing about sea serpents: They're big babies when it comes to getting hurt. -Percy, The Demigod Files

It's great when you're a celebrity to squids. -Percy, The Demigod Files

"It's all right. We just had a family spat."

"Family spat? You turned me into a dandelion!" -Persephone and Nico, The Demigod Files

I'll have a cheeseburger and-AHHH! My friend's on fire! Get me a bucket! -Jason, The Lost Hero


Put this in your profile
if you love to laugh!

People are like slinkies; basically useless, but ever so amusing to watch fall down the stairs.

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you.

What happens if you get scared half to death... twice?

Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics.

The dinosaurs extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

I run with scissors, it makes me feel dangerous.

I had amnesia once--or twice. You know what? I don't really even remember.

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is my ceiling?

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the frisbee getting bigger?" Then I get hit in the face.

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?

If you don't like my driving then stay off the sidewalk!

Don’t mess with me. I've got a stick.

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

I smile because I have no idea what's going on!

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried slamming a revolving door...

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

Of course I'm out of my mind! It's dark and scary in there!

I'm not afraid of death! What's it going to do? Kill me?

When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch them!

I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned.

I used up all my sick days...so I called in dead.

Stressed is Desserts backwards :)

Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.

You're laughing now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it.

There's a light at the end of every tunnel...lets just hope it's not a train.

Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

I am in shape...round is a shape.

I don't swim in your toilet, so don't pee in my pool.

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, and I laugh even harder.

Boys are like trees – they take fifty years to grow up.

Flying is not inherently dangerous- crashing is.

Forecast for tonight: darkness.

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall through a sewer hole and die.

Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.

If aliens are looking for intelligent life, why the heck are you scared?!

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.

Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drank my water!


STUPID PRODUCT LABELS:
On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping (Yeah, that's kind of hard to do, you know, use while sleeping).
On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside (How fun to be a shoplifter).
On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap (I never would have guessed).
On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost (Really? Amazingly ingenious).
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) Do not turn upside down (Too late!).
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating (Fascinating. You learn something new every day. Like, the people who write this things are FREAKING MORONS!).
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body (Well, it would save time...).
On Boot's Children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery (That is why we have a 15 and over limit where I come from, because of all those toddlers driving around cars and machinery while using Boot's Children's cough medicine).
On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: may cause drowsiness (Wouldn't that be good?).
On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children (Oh. Okay...)
On a string of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only (And my other options were...).
On a food processor: Not to be used for the other use (Geez, what other use is that? I wonder...).
On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: contains nuts (Oh wow. I didn't know that before).
On an Amerian Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts (Amazing. No one could ever do that without the help of the instructions on this packet. Great).
On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands (I believe that was implied).
On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly (So you don't want kids jumping off buildings, arms outstretched?).

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ZEUS

You like being in charge.
You often wish you could just zap someone with a thunderbolt.
You were voted Class President.

You do what’s best for everyone.
You think you have what it takes to run for President.
You think every problem has a solution.
You love showing off.
You like plane rides
You are Aquaphobic

50%

POSEIDON

You feel at home in the water.
Your favorite vacation place is at the beach.

You enjoy snorkeling, scuba diving, surfing, etc.
You want to do something about the marine species being abused today.

You visit the local pool on a regular basis.
You swim professionally.
You hate seafood.
You never get seasick.
You’d rather ride a boat than a plane.
You are acrophobic

90%

HADES

You’re not that much of a people person.
You like staying in the dark and writing poems.
You experience bad moods on a regular basis.
You like listening to loud, angry music.
You spend most of your time alone.
You think parties are sometimes loud and annoying.
You like to keep to yourself.
All your closets are padlocked.
You write in diary/journal.
You feel most active at night.

90%

DEMETER

You own a garden.
You like the great outdoors.
You have a green thumb.
You’re an environmentalist.
You have a special connection with animals.
You’re a vegetarian.
You like going hiking, camping, and looking at the natural wonders of the world.
You always check a product if it’s environmentally-friendly.
You love going to flower shops.
You think global warming is a threat that must be dealt with.

60%

ARES

You often start fights.
You’re a very aggressive type of person.
You like watching wrestling.
You’re competitive.
You like reading about war.
You don’t take crap from anybody.

You have anger management.
You never back away from a fight.

Everyone does what you say.
You don’t always think before you do something.

90%

ATHENA

You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge.
You’re probably the only person who visit the library on a regular basis.
Half of your Christmas\Hanukkah presents last year were books.
You like reading about war, mostly about the reasons and controversies behind it.

You’re the valedictorian in your class.
You’ve never gotten a grade below 90 in your report card.
You get political jokes without asking people to explain them.
You think it would be better if you were the President.
You have a huge shelf of books at home.
You think vinyl pocket protectors are useful.

80%

APOLLO

You’re very creative and artistic.
You like listening to all kinds of music in general.
You always feel sunny and optimistic.
You are talented at drawing.
You like writing poetry.

You can play at least 3 musical instruments.
You like going to art museums.
You almost always win 1st Place in Art Contests.
You have straight As in Art on your report card.
Your school notebook has more doodles than notes.

90%

HUNTER OF ARTEMIS

You dislike boys in general.
A deer is one of your favorite animals
You can shoot targets
You like silver.
You like the moon better than the sun.
Zoe Nightshade is awesome.
You love wild animals.
You spend most of your time outdoors.
You love to move around the place
Hunting is not cruel, if it's to hunt down monsters.

90%

HEPHAESTUS

You have a way with tools.
You build awesome things during your free time.
You’re the best at Woodshop in your class.
Metalworking is your forte.
You have your own toolbox.
You often search the Internet to look for pictures of robots.
You’re a techie.
You often have carpentry projects.
You dream of being a carpenter.
You aren’t afraid of fire.

60%

APHRODITE

Every *person of opposite gender* swoons for you.
You like putting on makeup.
You naturally smell good.
You never experience a bad hair day.
Your favorite activity is clothes-shopping.
You’re always at the front of every trend.
You’re the popular girl/guy at your school.
You’re often invited to parties.
Your motto is ‘It’s never a party without me.”
You look at yourself in the mirror on a regular basis.

40%

HERMES

You like pickpocketing your friends.
You’re a prankster.
You’re a speed demon.
You consider yourself restless.
You’re the best speaker in the class.
You like thinking on your feet and using your wits.
You’re inventive and resourceful.
You often start arguments.
You’ve never lost a debate.
You like making witty remarks.

90%

DIONYSUS

You’re the life of the party.
You like wine.
You’ve probably tasted every alcoholic drink out there.
You can finish a martini in less than a minute.
You have a happy, cheerful disposition.
You’re a foodie.

You like going to social events and mingling with people.
You like trying out new food.
You feel that you’re abundant in life.
You think that too much of anything is bad.

40%

I'm a daughter of either Hermes, Ares, a Hunter of Artemis, Poseidon, Hades, or Apollo!


The Mark of Athena, the new book we all can't wait for.

Heroes of Olympus must reunite to stop Gaea.

Every body has a fatal flaw.

Perseus Jackson. Savior of Olympus.

Electricity. That's what will shock you if you mess with Thalia Grace.

Riptide. Percy's lethal ballpoint pen.

Clarisse. That's who will go after you if you beat her in a battle. (And you don't want an angry Clarisse. It's bad enough when she's not angry.)

Yellow duffle bags. Helped Percy, Tyson, and Annabeth.

Jason Grace. Thalia's "lost" little brother.

Annabeth Chase. Percy's girlfriend and official architect of Olympus. Who is also the Heroine of Olympus.

Chiron. Trainer of Heroes and the Greek demigods.

Kaleidoscope. What Piper's eyes look like to Jason.

Son of Neptune. The second book in the Hero's of Olympus Series

Olympus. Home of the gods.

Nemesis. Ethan's mother. Don't worry, she's not getting her revenge on his death.

Atlas. Zoe's father.

Never back down. The phrase that reminds me of TLO.

Dionysus. The god of wine. (More like the god of Diet Coke.)

Thalia Grace. Hunter of Artemis and daughter of Zeus.

Hephaestus. The father of Beckendorf and Leo.

Empathy link. What Grover and Percy have. Saved Grover's life a couple of times.

Officers. The immortal skeletons dressed up as officers.

Yew, Michael, the brave demigod son of Apollo who gave his life to save others during the battle of Manhattan.

Lupa. The she-wolf, trainer of the roman demigods

Morpheus. The gods of dreams. He put NYC asleep during TLO.

Persephone. The kidnapped wife of Hades. Believes every hero is brave and wants to give them a chance.

Illiterates. Many kids believe some of the demigods are illiterates.

Aphrodite. Promised Percy a hard love life.

Nothing lasts forever. Not Even the gods.

Switched. The leaders of the two camp, Percy and Jason are switched. Jason at CHB, Percy at Camp Jupiter


Percy: This is a PEN!


Yes, I look at you when you don't know.

Yes, I smile at your stupid jokes.

Yes, I like to play football so I can tackle you.

Yes, though I like you it doesn't mean I don't want you to be happy with someone else.

Yes, I wish we could be happy together.

Yes, I blush when you talk perverted.

Yes, I fear rejection.

Yes, I'm still that shy little girl inside.

Yes, fighting is a cover for when I want to cry.

Yes, I cry.

Yes, I do get my feelings hurt.

Yes, your little good charm likes to hang out with the team for other reasons.

Yes, I love it when you win and you carry me around.

Yes, I love spending an afternoon just talking with you and your boys.

Yes, I am a thriteen year old girl who is falling in love with someone who will never love her back.

Yes, your idiot friends are more trustworthy than mine.

Yes, When I get mad and start punchng you and screaming at you, I love it and need it when you hold me till I calm down.

Yes, I like falling asleep next to you.

Yes, I am jealous when I see with her.

Yes, I'm happy you have her.

Yes, I don't understand love and I dont' know how to work with a mangled heart.

Yes, my heart is mangled and damaged.

Yes, I love it when you defend me

And Yes, I'm saying this again and again in my head every time you treat me like I'm one of your dudes


Things I am not to do at Hogwarts

1) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball

2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office

3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter

4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show you the pointy hat trick

5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar

6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination

7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after my lucky charms"

8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this years Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.

9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month"

10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand

11) I am not allowed to give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals

12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force"

14) I will not use my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot

15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it

16) I will not lock the Slytherin's and Gryffindor's in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive

17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast

18) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug A Slytherin Day"

19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways

20) It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor

21) I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort

22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy

23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling

26) It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate

27) I will not steal Gryffindor sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways

28) I will not poke Hufflepuff's with spoons, nor shall I insist that their color's indicate that they're "covered in bee's"

29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge

32) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm

33) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers

34) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as Body Lotion

35) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends"

36) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends"

37) I will not call the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny, even if he is wearing an orange anorak

45) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween

46) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself to seriously

47) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions

48) I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet

49) "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice

50) I will not attack my fellow classmates

51) I will not make an impossible riddle for people to give an answer to enter the Ravenclaw area

Other Things I am not allowed to do at Hogwarts:

1) I will not, under any circumstances, ask Harry Potter who died and made him boss

2) Professor Flitwick's first name is not Yoda

3) I will not give Hagrid Pokémon cards and convince him they're real animals

4) I will not sing the Badger Song during Hufflepuff-Slytherin Quidditch matches

5) When Death Eaters are attacking Hogsmeade, I shall not point at the Dark Mark and shout "To the Batmoblie, Robin!"

6) Any resemblance between Dementors and Nazgul is simply coincidental

7) I will not refer to the Weasley Twins as "bookends"

8) I will not scare the Arithmancy students with my Calculus book.

9) I will not hold my wand in the air before I casting spells shouting "I got the power!"

10) I am not allowed to paint the house elves blue and call them smurfs.

11) I will not slip Malfoy a Love Potion in his morning goblet of Pumpkin Juice.

12) Should I chance to see a Death Eater wearing a white mask, I should not start singing anything from The Phantom of the Opera.

13) I will not call Dumbledore "Santa Claus!" during the Christmas Holidays.

14) I will not put Muggle fairy book in the History section at the library.

15) I will not send Snape a bottle of shampoo for Christmas.

16) I am not allowed to tell Hufflepuffs there is no Santa Clause.

17) I am not allowed to refer to myself as the New Dark Lord.

18) I am not allowed to sneak into Professor Snape's private chambers to watch him sing I Will Survive in the mirror, as it is disturbing.

19) I am not allowed to steal Professor Flitwicks wand, hold it over my head and laugh as he tries to reach it.

20)I will not replace Madam Pomfrey's Skele-Gro with pumpkin juice.

21) I will not replace Professor Snape's pumpkin juice with Skele-Gro.

22) I will not impersonate the Swedish Chef in Potions class.

23) The next time that I see Rita Skeeter, I am not to threaten her with a can of Raid.

24.) I will not subvert the lock on the fourth-floor girls' bathroom and sell its location to first-years as "The Chamber of Secrets".

25) When applying for a post at the Ministry of Magic after graduation, I should not cite "Fred and George Weasley" as my greatest influence at Hogwarts.

26) Putting down "Lord Voldemort" is probably not best either.

27) A Muggle "vacuum cleaner" is not acceptable Quidditch equipment, even if it has been enchanted to fly.

28) Hogsmeade village is not "a wretched hive of scum and villainy. “

29) I will not tell Professor Trelawney that I prophesied her death.

30) I will also not tell Professor Trelawney that I had a vision of her killing the Dark Lord.

40.) Sending rings to the nine senior faculty at Yuletide, with the return address "Voldemort", is not funny.

41) Insisting that the school acquire computers and network the buildings is a pointless request as they claim that a quill and parchment is sufficient.

42) Calling the Ghostbusters is a cruel joke to play on the resident ghosts and poltergeists.

43) I may not have a private army.

44) I must not substitute chocolate-flavoured laxative for Professor Lupin's prescription-strength chocolate.

45) Nor am I to in any way substitute, alter, hide, or otherwise tamper with Professor Dumbledore's candy.

46) I am not the wicked witch of the west.

47) -I will not refer to Professor Umbridge as such either.

48) I will not melt if water is poured over me.

49) -Neither will Professor Umbridge.

50) I shouldn't use Photoshop to create incriminating photos of my house prefects or tutors.

51) I will not enchant the Golden Snitch to fly up the nearest fan's nose.

52) I do not know the Avada Kedavra curse, and pretending I do to people who annoy me is not funny, no matter how much they injure themselves diving for cover.

53) I will not test my Potions assignments by spiking Snape's drink with them.

54) - Especially not all of them at once.

55) I will not try to hock off my old piercings as "priceless Muggle artifacts."

56) I will not claim my X-Files tapes are "Auror Training Videos."

57) Professor Snape definitely does not have pointed ears, and under no circumstances is he to be addressed as 'Spock'.

58) I am not able to see the Grim Reaper, nor am I to claim that he is standing by the Headmaster, tapping an hourglass and looking at him impatiently. Or, for that matter, Harry Potter.

59) When being interrogated by a member of staff, I am not to wave my hand and announce 'These are not the droids you are looking for'.

60) Thestrals do not resemble the Muggle toys known as 'My Little Pony'.

61) The four Houses are not the Morons, the Borons, the Smarts and the Junior Death Eaters.

62) Despite my personal beliefs, Quidditch would not be improved by the introduction of Muggle firearms.

63) Though they are doubtless more athletic, battle-axes are not acceptable either.

64) I will not claim there is a prequel to Hogwarts, A History that explains about Bilbo Baggins.

65) I will not use the Marauder's Map for stalking purposes.

66) I am not allowed to introduce Peeves to paintballing.

67) I am not allowed to ask Professor Dumbledore if the size of his beard is 'compensating for something'.

68) I will not create a betting pool that Voldemort is Harry Potter's father.

69) Headmaster Dumbledore is of no relation to Willy Wonka.

70) Professor Snape's proper given name is not Princess Silvermoon Fairywing Glimmer McSparkles.

71) Harry Potter and Ron Weasley are not the magical equivalent of "Batman and Robin".

72) I will not play the Imperial March theme for Professor Snape.

73) However, when Lucius Malfoy visits, I may play it.

74) If I insist on carrying out my plans of producing "Riddle-de-dee: The Voldemort Musical", I will do so under a nom-de-plume.

75) I will not attempt to recruit the title character to play himself. Even if he looks good in tap shoes.

76) I should not refer to Malfoy, Crabbe and Goyle collectively as "Team Rocket" either.

77) I am not allowed to discuss my theory that Voldemort is actually the second cousin of Sauron.

78) I am not a 'ninja sent here by Lord Voldemort to destroy Harry Potter' and should stop shouting this at meal times.

79) It’s not tasteful to approach Cho wearing a shirt that says "All The Good Looking Ones Die Young" with a picture of Cedric Diggory on it.

80) I will not yell "Hey look! It’s Lord Voldemort!" at Hogsmeade

81) I will not tease Voldemort about the time he needed his pink flowery teddy bear to comfort him when he had that bad, bad nightmare about Harry

82) I will not charm a poster of Britney Spears on Draco's wall

83) I am not allowed to begin each Herbology class by singing the theme song to “Attack of the Killer Tomatoes.”

84) I will not call Professor McGonagall “McGoogles”.

85) I will not sing the entire Multiplication Rocks series during Arithmancy exams.

86) There is no such thing as the chamber of Double Secret Probation.

87) My name is not “the Dark Lord Happy-Pants” I am not allowed to sign my papers as such.

88) Bringing fortune cookies to divination class does not count for extra credit.

89) I will not douse Harry Potter’s invisibility cloak with lemon juice to see if he will become visible while wearing it and standing by the fire in the common room.

90) I will not tell first years they should build a tree house in the Whomping Willow.

91) I will not teach the house elves to impersonate Jar Jar Binks.

92) I will not give Gryffindors pixie sticks.

93) I am not allowed to refer to Susan Bones, Hannah Abbot, and Justin Finch-Fletchley as Blossom, Buttercup, and Bubbles.

94) A time turner is not a flux capacitor I should therefore not try to install it in a Muggle car.

95) I shall not refer to DADA professors as canaries in a coal mine.

96) When fighting Death Eaters in the annual June good vs. evil fight I will not lift my wand skyward and shout “There can only be ONE”.

97) A wand is for magic only, it is not for picking noses, playing snooker, or playing drums no matter how bored I become.

98) It is generally accepted that cats and dragons cannot interbreed and I should not attempt to disprove this theory no matter how wicked the results would be.

99) 42 is not the answer to every question on the O.W.L.S.

100) I am allowed to have a cat, rat, toad, or an owl. I am not allowed to have reticulated python, snow leopard, Tasmanian devil, or piranha.

101) No matter how good an Australian accent I can do I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures class.

102) I will not refer to the Defense against the Dark arts professor as Kenny, even if he is wearing an orange anorak.

103) Dumbledore is not Gandalf, and the Triforce is not hidden in Hogwarts.

104) Do not confuse Aragorn, Eragon and Aragog. Ever.

105) I may not introduce Nagini to Indiana Jones.

106) Challenging Ron to a slug-eating contest is just mean.

107) Under no circumstances am I allowed to refer to Voldemort as "Baldy".

108) Even if he is.

109) I am not allowed to tell the first years to have a staring contest with the Basilisk.

110) I am prohibited from sprinkling glitter on Draco Malfoy, dying his hair, and call him Edward.

111) I am not allowed sell Mrs. O'Leary to Hagrid.

112) I will not give Professor Lupin a collar as a Christmas or birthday present.

113) Saying "I think I 'taw a puddytat!" every time I see Professor McGonagall is most certainly NOT allowed.

114) Offering Voldemort a colonial-era powdered wig (complete with ponytail) will not amuse him and I am not allowed to do so, even if he needs a new hair do.

115) I am not allowed to paint the school neon pink as the only person it will amuse is Professor Umbridge.

116) I must not introduce Voldemort to a psychiatrist as it is likely to result in him having a temper tantrum.

117) I am not allowed to introduce the Cullens to Professor Lupin.

118) I am not allowed to tease Professor Lupin about his 'time of the month'.

119) I shall not play match-maker for Voldemort on Valentine's Day because it will only make him cry when no one will go out with him because of his lack of hair.

120) I am not allowed to be a match-maker for Shelob and Aragog either.

121) I will not arrange a battle to the death between nine Hungarian Horntails and the Nazgul.

122) I will not scream, "HIS NAME IS EDWARD!" any time I hear the words Cedric Diggory.

123) I will not ask the centaurs if they know where Chiron is because I have found a demigod.

124) I will not shout at dinner times that Darth Sideous is Voldemort's uncle, even if they do look alike.

125) I shall not try to persuade everyone that Percy Weasley's true name is Percy Jackson and he slays monsters with a pen for a living.

126) I will not sing 'I'm a Survivour' after the Battle of Hogwarts.

127) No matter how fun it looks, I will not stand on a table and do the Macarena at the Yule Ball.

128) Professor Lupin is not the magical equivalent of Wolverine and I am not allowed to address him as such.

129) Even if I'm bored, I am not allowed to ask Snape what is the mysterious ticking noise.

130) I will not dye Harry's hair pink or give him brown contacts, just because I am sick of black-haired, green-eyed heroes.

131) Whether they owe me money or not, I am not allowed to sneak into Fred and George's dorm at the dead of night to die their hair blond, spike it unreasonably high, then call them John and Edward in the morning.

132) I will not send Voldemort white robes for Christmas and claim he changed his name to, "Voldy the White."

133) And when he wears them, I am not allowed to run around Hogsmeade screaming, "AHHH! It's an albino dementor!"

134) It is not tasteful to send Professor McGonagall a scratching post for Christmas.

135) Bringing a magic eight ball to Divination class will only get Professor Trelawney annoyed at your, "Lack of Inner Eye."

136) To which I am not allowed to reply.

137) I will not refer to the Accio charm as 'The Force'.

138) Nor am I allowed to have lightsaber fights with my wand and make whoosing noises.

139) "Because they both need to wash their hair," is not proof Professor Snape and Aragorn are related.

140) There is also no proof that Gimli and Flitwick are related and I am stop asking Flitwick if he's been swimming with any hairy women lately.

141) Singing 'Hungry Like The Wolf' in Professor Lupin's class is not a way to get extra credit.

142) I am not allowed to write on the wall in the Gryffindor Common Room, "I know where you live" or "I stole all your underwear!"

143) I am not allowed to replace the Bludgers with peas, tomatoes, plums or anything that is not a Bludger.

144) Portable swamps are not funny.

145) And I will not set off the above in Snape's sleeping quarters.

146) Or in the Slytherin's bathrooms.

147) In fact, I am not allowed to even buy portable swamps.

148) Harry Potter is not a Son of Poseidon and saying this every time I see him will only result in him filing a restraining order against me.

149) My patronus is not a Nazgul.

150) Neither is my animagus form.

151) "To conquer the earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not an appropriate career choice.

152) It still is not appropriate, even if I have substituted the flying monkeys with gummy bears.

153) I will not levitate everywhere in a big pink bubble.

154) My professors have neither the time, nor the inclination to hear about what I did with six boxes of Sugar Quills.

155) No part of the school uniform is edible.

156) Nor am I allowed to make any part of the school uniform edible.

157) I will not try to take house points from the first years for "being too goddamned short".

158) Especially as I am in no position of authority and Dumbledore would have to be heavily drugged before he would ever make me a prefect.

159) I am not allowed to wear singing holiday-themed ties and claim that they are officially part of my uniform. Especially not during June.

160) Luna Lovegood does not have pointed ears, nor is she to be addressed as 'Galadriel'.

161) Lucius Malfoy also does not have pointed ears, nor is he to be addressed as 'Haldir'.

162) I am not the reincarnation of Merlin.

163)I am not allowed to Accio the clothing of any person while they are wearing it.

164) I am to attend astronomy class and should stop yelling that aliens will abduct me if I do.

165) Hogwarts does not require a karaoke machine.

166) No matter how much I would enjoy watching Harry sing, "Saturday Night."

167) "Defying my will" is not a crime worthy of life in Azkaban, and I should not tell that to the first-years.

168) I will not speak to Professor Snape with a Transylvanian accent.

169) Nor am I to ask if he is Carlisle Cullen's evil, unfortunate-looking twin.

170) I will not start a rumor saying that Professor Snape sings "I'm too sexy for my robes" while showering. Or for that matter doing any other activity.

171) Enchanting the Sorting Hat to sort new students into the House of Martok, or any other Klingon house is forbidden.

172) Voldemort does not wish to appear as the 'before' for a line of cosmetics. And no, he does not care how much money I make from it.

173) The Slytherin prefect is named Draco Malfoy, not "Rocky Horror".

174) Transfiguring Draco Malfoy's uniform into a gold thong is also inappropriate.

175) I will not attempt to determine whether Malfoy is a natural blond.

176) I will not spread rumors that Legolas Greenleaf is his second cousin either.

177) Luna Lovegood is NOT always on "physicidelic mushrooms" and I should stop implying that she is.

178) The same goes for Professor Trelawney.

179) I will not get a tattoo of a smiley face on my arm and claim that it is the new Dark Mark.

180) When signing to all of these rules, I am not allowed to write in red ink and say that the Cullens lent me some grizzly bear blood.

181) I will not set my robes on fire to get out of potions.

182) I should not be a sports' commentator for Ron and Hermione's arguments.

183) Hogwarts does not need a "This many days since Harry has almost died," sign.


Things I'm not allowed to do in the Hunger Games

1) Ask President Snow what he got me for Christmas

2) Call Katniss "Catpiss"

3) Ask Peeta if his brothers are named Rye and Pumperknickle

4) Replace Cinna's synthetic fire with real fire and say it makes it authentic

5) During the countdown, pretend to throw something at the Careers and scream "BOOM!"

6) Challenge Haymitch to a drinking contest

7) Enroll Cato in an anger management class

8) Send Seneca Crane shaving gel for his birthday

9) A sandwhich costume is NOT appropriat to wear to the interview

10) The Hunger Games is nothing like the Running Man and calling it so is punishable by death

11) President Snow is not Julius Caesar and asking Seneca when the Ides of March is a bad idea

12) Calling President Snow "Santa Claus" will get you exicuted.

13) Ask Gale if I can introduce him to Jacob from Twilight because they have so much in common

14) I am not an alien fish and screaming that I am during the Reaping will not be tolerated

15) Octavia will not melt if I dump water on her

16) Saying that Clove is a lucky charm and Marvel is the leprecon to Clove and Marvel is a bad life choice, however saying it when they aren't listening is always a good joke

17) It's a bad idea to tell Clove to get a breath mint when she's pinned me to the ground and talking about cutting me open

18) Calling Peeta the next Barack Obama

19) Give Effie a high five and then tell her I didn't wash my hands after I used the bathroom

20) Actually throw something at the Careers during the countdown and watch them go BOOM

21) Teach the Jabberjays to say curse words

22) Taunt the monkey-mutts with bananas

23) I will not play the Imperial March whenever President Snow walks into a room

24) Scream "To the Batmobile, Robin!" whenever they show the dead tribute's faces in the sky

25) I may not refer to either of the District Four tributes as the Fish Breath

26) Tell Gale that Thor looks like him on steroids (HOT)

27) Shout "Mellark!" whenever someone is talking about Pita bread.

28) Tell Cato he is "a quality dude" to try to get him to let me to join the Careers

29) Even if he is

30) Ask Annie how big Finnick's trident is

31) Sing 'Dancing In the Rain' whenever it rains blood in the clock arena

32) When the clock arena stops spinning say, "I don't think we're in Kansas anymore"

33) Tell Cato I stole his nose and then run off with him chasing me trying to get it back


20 ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity:

1: At lunch time, sit in you car with sunglasses on and point a hair dry at passing cars; see if they slow down

2: Page yourself over the intercom. Do not disguise your voice.

3: Every time some one asks you to do something, ask them if they want fries with that

4: Put you garbage can on your desk and label it "IN"

5: Put decaf in the coffee maker (home or work). When everyone gets over their caffeine addiction, switch to espresso

6: In your memo book, on all your checks, put "FOR SMUGGLING DIAMONDS"

7: Finish all your sentences with "In Accordance To The Prophecy"

8: Dont use any punctuation

9: As often as possible, skip instead of walking

10: Order diet water whenever you go out with a serious face

11: Specify that your drive-thru order is "TO GO"

12: Sing along at the opera

13: Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme

14: Put mosquito netting around your work area (or room) and play tropical sounds all day

15: 5 days in advance, tell your friend that you can't go to their party cause you don't 'feel like it'

16: Have friends or coworkers address you by your wrestling name "Rock Bottom"

17: When the cash comes out of the ATM yell, "I WON, I WON"

18: When exiting the zoo, start running toward the parking lot, yelling, "Run for your lives they're loose"

19: Tell your children (or younger sibling) that "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go"

20: And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity is... Copy this and put it on your profile


YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot.

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself.

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else.

After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffeine

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. (once a key actually fell off!)

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You zone out even with other people.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

You're profile is REALLY long.

Your computer runs out of memory.

You can't stop writing!

Your parents take away your computer, and you almost die. Literally.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.


I Want - To be a demigod

I Have - The best books in the world

I Wish - To go to Hogwarts

I Hate - Shallows

I Fear - Spiders! Snakes! All bugs! Oh My!

I Hear - My Oc's voices. Why you looking at me like that?

I Search - Through pages of books.

I Wonder - why people are so stupid.

I Regret - Not coming out of my shell at times.

I Love- all things fictional.

I Ache - Not doing adventures.

I Always - do things my way and refuse to follow the crowd

I Usually - spend hours on my laptop.

I Dance - Whenever I want.

I Sing - like a Disney Princess.

I Never - Will like Justin Beiber. NEVER! I WILL SAY NEVER! GODS! GET OVER IT!

I Rarely - Stay serious.

I Cry - Whenever I see the last Hp movie and sometimes in HG. I cried when Percy went missing. I HATE U JASON!!!

I Am Not Always - living in reality

I Lose - at every sport except for dance.

I'm Confused- that there are people who actually enjoy the Twilight saga XP

I Need - MAGIC!

I Should - really get outside more.

I Dream - of living in my favorite books whenever I want: Live in Hogwarts, fight at Camp Half-Blood, study at Brooklyn House, battle in Hunger Games, Be Dauntless in Divergent, Fight Ghosts in Danny Phantom, Be unique in X-Men, Be extraodinary at Avengers, Goof off and protect with Teen Titans, travel with the Doctor( 10 preferably), and most of all:

Being who I really am inside.


You Know You're a Book Nerd If:

You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on.

You stay up to read a book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 to continue reading.

Just about everything you do revolves around reading. If you're not reading, you're probably on fanfiction.net, drawing fan art, etc.

You try to get all of your friends to read your favorite books.

Everything reminds you of the book. (EVERYTHING)

You quote random lines all the time. (ALL THE TIME.)

You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't.

You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class.

You have pictures of your favorite characters on your computer.

You've got a book memorized.

You've read a specific book more than five times. (lots...)

You've read a book with 400 pages in less than two days. (Of course I have! That's tiny! It would only take about 4 hours, if I like the book. )

You've planned and prepared a siege on a writer's house because he/she killed a character you like.

You blatantly deny it when someone calls a character fictional.


NORMAL PEOPLE: Rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast

PJO FANS: Will tell Zeus to make it rain

NORMAL PEOPLE: Say OMG!

PJO FANS: Say OH MY GODS!

NORMAL PEOPLE: Go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings

PJO FANS: Won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: Say shut up or I'll tell on you!

PJO FANS: Say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!

NORMAL PEOPLE: Think that PJO fans are stupid

PJO FANS: Know that normal people are stupid

NORMAL PEOPLE: When being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!

PJO FANS: When being chased use their demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: Get nervous/scared during thunderstorms

PJO FANS: Yell at Zeus to calm down

NORMAL PEOPLE: Would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation

PJO FANS: Would try and find Camp Half Blood

NORMAL PEOPLE: would run if the were being chased

PJO FANS: would say 'I have a pen!'

NORMAL PEOPLE: Don't have this on their profile

PJO FANS: Would have this on their profile already!!!!!


You Know You’re Obsessed With Percy Jackson When…

There’s a thunderstorm going on and you scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!” (yep)

Every time you use the Internet, you thank Hermes.

When you see Harry Potter, you think of Percy with glasses.(yes, totally)

You burn food to see if it smells good.

You see an owl, you go, “Hi Athena!” (I don't, but I will now)

Everyone else is creating a Twilight family and you create a PJO family.(yes)

You go on a cruise and you hope the boat isn't The Princess Andromeda… (I would if we went on cruises...)

You sometimes try to control water.(yes)

You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months. (yep)

You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address.(yes)

Even though not diagnosed, you claim you have ADHD or dyslexia and blame it on your God parent. (yeah, I might have ADHD coz I'm too hyperactive for my own good)

You yell "Annabeth!" every time you see a NY Yankees hat.

You make the PJO characters on Sims, as Miis on the Wii, and other video games. (yep)

Anytime you see an orange shirt, you look at the front of it to see if it is a Camp shirt.(yes)

You are a PJO character for Halloween.

Recite lines randomly from the books.(yes)

When you see/hear about anything mythology-related, you talk about how it was in PJO (what page, book, etc.) and what happened to it.(yes)

Buy anything New York or San Francisco-related.

You are suddenly obsessed with Adidas shoes because they have the Hermes symbol.

You claim that Percy IS real and lives in New York no matter how much your friends argue with you.(yes)

You have dreams about PJO characters/events. (yeah, loads. I once dreamt that I was Annabeth and I was on the run with Luke and Thalia...)

You carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket.

That every time you pick up a pen, you think it'll turn into a sword.

In the beginning of your first History class, you burst out "Will we be studying Greek mythology?!"

You pretend (or actually) faint when someone asks "Who's Percy?" (pretend, but yes)

When someone mentions the name Percy (like Percy Weasley) you scream "JACKSON!" (yep)

You are known to scream names of the characters at random times. (yep)

You've got any copy of any book in all your backpacks/binders in case of emergencies.

You make a list of characters never to anger, like this one and why


When life gives you lemons, throw them back and demand for Percy Jackson.


Dear Yahoo, I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's Yahoo! it..." just saying... Sincerely, Google

Dear Noah, We could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving till 5. Sincerely, Unicorns

Dear Impossible, Screw you. I just made a campfire underwater. Sincerely, Spongebob


Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls

I'm going on a quest, to the deepest, darkest corners of my room, in search of what some would call a "floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me my friends, wish me luck, for I may not return alive

"I didn't loose my mind, I sold it on eBay."

"I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it."

1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you.

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff ... I laugh even harder

A wise man once said, "Ask a girl."

"Diamonds are a girls best friend...because they're sharper then knives."

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

Always forgive your enemies: Nothing annoys them more

If you wish on a falling star it might come true... Unless it's a meteor hurdling to earth... Then no wishes come true... Unless your wish was to be killed a meteor hurdling to earth.

Remember what you just said, because tomorrow I am going to have a witty and sarcastic comeback and you'll be devastated then!

Normal is just a setting on washing machines.

"I'm not afraid of Death. What's he gonna do, kill me?"

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?"

My friends used to be semi-normal. Then they met me.


Harry Potter Survey! Yay!

Which is your favorite Harry Potter book? The Prisoner of Azkaban

Which is your favorite Harry Potter movie? The Half-Blood Prince

Who is your favorite HP character(s)? The Weasley Twins

What house do you prefer to be in? Ravenclaw

But what house would you think you'll be in? Ravenclaw (I went on Pottermore)

Which ghost within Hogwarts is your favorite? Grey Lady

What subject in Hogwarts do you like the best? D.A.D.A. or Trans.

Who is your favorite teacher in Hogwarts? Professor McGonagall

Which position would you want to be in for Quidditch? Seeker

Which position in Quidditch do you think fits you the most? Keeper

Who do you want to make friends with? Hermione, Ron, Harry, Luna, Ginny, Twins, Draco, Remus

If you were in Hogwarts, who would be your best buddy? Fred Weasley

Why would he/she be your best buddy? Fred, because we would be amazing pranksters

Which character in the book can you relate to? Luna, because we have both been bullied and the end, we know that we are smarter!

What pet would you get? A black cat just to mess with the superstitious people :)


If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

I am that girl,

The one who likes book more than boys.

The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy

The one who always wonders what she did wrong

The one who writes to escape

The one who just wants to help

The one that really wants to make a difference

The one that sticks to her values

The one that refuses to believe that this is it

The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow

The one who won't give in

The one won't give up


Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.

yes, because two years is an insurmountable age gap.

Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch?

Divergent

What is the last thing you watched on TV?

F.R.I.E.N.D.S.

Without looking, guess what time it is:

7:54

Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

7:46

With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

Little Bump by Ed Sheeran

When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

This afternoon walking home

Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

Harry Potter and Percy Jackson crossovers

What are you wearing?

My JAMMIES

What is on the walls of the room you are in?

Navy blue walls with the Hogwarts crest and the entrance ntrance to Camp Half-Blood painted in it

Seen anything weird lately?

A man in a skirt walking down the street

What do you think of this quiz?

Odd

If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

Books, and food. LOTS of food

Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Adara, Hermione, Thalia, Marlene, or Alexandria

Have a conversation with the closest living thing to you other than yourself.

Imaginary friend: FUCK YOU I HAVE A HANGOVER DON'T EVEN TRY TO TALK TO ME!

Me: Geez.

Turn on T.V. What show is on?

The Cat in the Hat Knows a Lot About That!

Type your name with your elbow.

calliiopeedt6;;;;;./'.l

Stand up. Close your eyes. Spin around three times. Stop. Open your eyes. What's the first thing you see?

Death


Ways to Annoy a Non-Harry Potter Fan! (P.S: This all works!)

1. Relate everything they say to the Harry Potter books and/or movies.

2. Say they look like a Harry Potter character of the opposite gender.

3. Quote Dobby.

4. Hog the computer 24/7 while logged onto MuggleNet.

5. Read out loud to them whenever they can't get away from you (Example: When in a car or an elevator). If you don't have a book with you, recite from memory.

6. Give them Harry Potter merchandise for their birthday and Christmas and demand that they keep it and treasure it forever.

7. Rewrite their favorite song with Harry Potter lyrics and sing it constantly.

8. Crowd their inbox with Harry Potter related e-mail and make sure the subjects are misleading.

9. Start singing a Sorting Hat song at random moments, pretend to forget what comes next, and ask if they know in a very loud voice.

10. Make them play Quidditch with you.

11. Give all of their friends Harry Potter related nicknames and act mortally offended when they don't know the history of their character.

12. Change your name to that of a Harry Potter character and start screaming when they don't address you as such in public.

13. Always speak with a British accent - especially if you aren't from the UK.

14. Refer to real places by Harry Potter names.

15. ...throw a fit if others don't use these names.

16. Draw round glasses and lightning bolt scars on every poster and picture you come across...in permanent marker.

17. Give long lectures about how the prophecy relates to every day life.

18. Give every room in your house a Harry Potter code name. ( Example: The living room becomes the Entrance Hall) and whenever someone asks you where something is, use these names.

19. Change them immediately if they figure out what the names refer to.

20. Constantly ask if they can see the thestrals too.

21. ...refuse to explain what a thestral is.

22. Say, "Anything off the trolley, dear?" in a fake British accent when offering anyone food.

23. Pretend you can do magic.

24. Constantly rearrange their furniture and blame it on indecisive house-elves.

25. Yell "Get away from me, Death Eater!" whenever they get near you.

26. Constantly compare them to Mrs. Figg.

27. ...laugh evilly if they ask who Mrs. Figg is.

28. Complain loudly about how your pictures don't move.

29. Whenever you're asked for advice, reply with "Three turns should do it" in a very serious voice.

30. Break any awkward silences by saying, "How 'bout them Chudley Cannons?"

31. Tell a very long joke using a random Harry Potter quote as the punchline and then laugh hysterically.

32. ...make sure the joke isn't funny.

33. Use the titles "You-Know-Who" and "He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named" to refer to random people.

34. ... make sure no one knows who you're talking about.

35. Write letters to people (friends, neighbors...politicians) and ask them to join S.P.E.W.

36. ...hand fliers advertising it to a random passerby.

37. Report Dumbledore's death to your local authorities.

38. Call them repeatedly asking if Percy Weasley is there and hang up before they can reply.

39. Pop up in place you're not supposed to be and insist that you were only trying to Apparate.

40. If you're late for something, blame it on your broken Time Turner.

41. Deck yourself out in all of your Harry Potter gear when you know you'll be going to a public place.

42. Walk past a wall over and over again, stopping randomly to bang on. When you receive weird stares, shout, "What?! I'm look for the Room of Requirement!"

43. Every time you see them, demand an explanation of why exactly they don't like Harry Potter.

44. If anyone tells you you'll go to hell for reading Harry Potter, either: a) jump and down and tell them that you can't wait; b) tell them you'll meet them there; c) sing "Weasley Is Our King" over and over again; or d) ask them to back up this claim with evidence, and laugh at them when they can't.

45. Play the soundtracks while they're stuck in your car.

46. ...add commentary. ( Oh, this is where they...)

47. When one of the movies is on TV, call to remind them.

48. ...every five minutes.

49. If they ask for your phone number, tell them it's 6-2-4-4-2.

50. Say "Alohomora!" every time you open a door.

51. Sort every person you meet into one of the four Houses.

52. Follow them around while acting out a scene from the book doing very annoying voices for all the characters. Expect them to join in, and act offended when they don't.

53. Count down to some obscure Harry Potter event, whether it's Dumbledore's birthday, or when a Harry Potter DVD comes out. Keep saying: "87 (86, 85, etc.) more days!" in the middle of every conversation you have with your friend. Smile in a superior way when they ask what you're counting down to.

54. Start talking about a deceased Harry Potter character and suddenly burst into hysterical tears.

55. Refuse to be comforted.

56. Ask them to help you study for your O.W.L's and N.E.W.T's.

57. Knit them hats and insist that you're just trying to liberate them.

58. Talk to animals and insist that they're Animagi.

59. Treat them to lunch and then suddenly realize you can't pay for the meal since the restaurant doesn't accept Galleons, Sickles, or Knuts.

60. Run up to random men with long, dark hair and scream, "SIRIUS! I always knew you were alive!"

61. Point at modern electronic devices and loudly say, "Look at that! The things these Muggles come up with..."

62. Write letters to the editor of your local newspaper about the evils of our society ( Namely, Death Eaters and discrimination against friendly werewolves).

63. Send them numerous letters informing them that they have been selected to attend Hogwarts.

64. Carry around a shiny rock and proclaim that you possess the Sorcerer's Stone.

65. Say everything in a sing-song voice like Luna Lovegood.

66. End every conversation and/or letter with "Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!"

67. ...refuse to provide an explanation.

68. Tap all brick walls you encounter with an umbrella.

69. Say "Lumos" when turning on a light.

70. Point and grunt and insist that you're speaking Troll.

71. Refuse to wash your hair and explain that you're going for the Snape look.

72. Spend hours at a time trying to get your broom to fly.

73. Invite them over for the night and force them to watch the first three movies with you.

74. If they leave for any reason, restart the movie and tell them it's the Time Turner scene.

75. Shriek loudly and insist that you're speaking Mermish.

76. If you're asked to retrieve something, shout "Accio!" loudly.

77. ...when this doesn't work, throw a fit.

78. Demand to know what exactly the function of a rubber duck is.

79. Talk like Hagrid.

80. Point to garden gnomes and say, "Silly Muggles don't have a clue about what gnomes look like!" in a very loud voice.

81. Take them to a CD store and make them help you look for the newest Weird Sisters album.

82. Yell "Avada Kedavra" anytime they give the anti-HP lecture, then fake excruciating pain as your soul rips in two.

83. Write "Enemies of the Heir, BEWARE!" in red paint on their wall.

84. When confronted about the message, refuse to take responsibility and/or explain it further.

85. Hum Hedwig's Theme constantly and be sure to include any crescendos, decrescendos, accents, etc.

86. Petition to have Hedwig's Theme become the new National Anthem.

87. Wear all black and explain that you're in mourning over the death of "The Only One He Ever Feared."

88. ...when asked for am explanation of this cryptic title, cry hysterically.

89. Replace their entire movie collection with the Harry Potter films.

90. If they ask you about the weather, solemnly say, "Mars is bright tonight."

91. Print this out and use it as a checklist.

92. Insist that they subscribe for your new Harry Potter newsletter and when they say no, act like you've been seriously offended.

93. Potter Puppet Pals, anyone?

94. Knit them a maroon jumper every year - especially if maroon isn't their color.

95. When taking the stairs with them, stop and insist that you have to wait because the staircases are moving.

96. If someone turns off the lights, make a loud cracking sound and pretend to Apparate to the other side of the room.

97. Carry around a hip flask and refuse to drink anything anyone offers you.

98. Toss a small handful of sand and yell out, "Diagon Alley!"

99. If you go to a train station with them, loudly ask random people if they know where you can find Platform 9 3/4. Do this in an extremely fake British accent.

100. When your friend is checking sports scores, ask them if they can find out the score of the latest Quidditch match.

101. If they refuse, complain (loudly) that you missed the semi-final match between the Chudley Cannons and the Wimbourne Wasps and you need to know who will be advancing to the finals against the Tutshill Tornadoes.

102. At your next sleepover, draw a lightning-bolt scar on your forehead, and just as your friend is drifting off to sleep, grab your forehead and start screaming that you dreamed Voldemort killed your parents.

103. Fill a bowl with water and tie some tinsel to the end of your wand. Move the wand-tip from your temple to the bowl and pretend you're transferring your thoughts to a Pensieve, and ask not to be disturbed.

104. When at a train station with them, repeatedly throw yourself against the wall between Platforms 9 and 10. If someone asks if you need help, state in a panicked voice that you're going to miss the Hogwarts Express, and do they have a flying car that you could borrow?

105.At random moments, pick up a wand like object and run around a room, screaming deadly curses and disturbing jinxes. Then collapse, act faint and say that you must be immediately to St. Mungos for you had been placed under the Imperius curse. When not taken, repeat the process.

106. While playing chess with them, stare at your pieces and give them verbal commands.

107. Throw the chessboard across the room when the pieces don't move.

108. Invite them to play "find the Horcrux" with you.

109. Tell them you're wearing an invisibility cloak, then hide.

110. Say "Knock knock." When the person says "Who's there?", say "You Know." When they say "You Know Who?", roll on the floor laughing. When they say they don't get it, become very offended and refuse to explain.

111. Wear mismatched clothes and if someone asks you why say it's because you can never keep up with the muggle fashions.

112. Send out birthday party invitations for a Harry Potter character. Be sure to call everyone who doesn't respond and ask them if they're coming.

113. On the first day of school, ask all of your teachers if "Hogwarts, a History" will be required reading.

114. In casual conversation, mention things you've been taught by Professor Flitwick.

115. Call your local station or cable provider and ask if they will be carrying the Chudley Cannon games this season.

116. Write all letters to said person on parchment with quills.

117. Whenever they read the newspaper in public, complain loudly about how Scrimegeour is paying them to keep the big stories quiet.

118. Drag them along to the nearest place that has old brick buildings, pull out your pink umbrella, and start tapping the bricks - explain that you're looking for Diagon Alley.

119. Whenever it's foggy outside, scream "The Dementors are coming!" and hide for days at a time.

120. Fill a bowl with water and tie some tinsel to the end of your wand. Move the wand-tip from your temple to the bowl and pretend you're transferring your thoughts to a Pensieve, and ask not to be disturbed.

121. Insist the radio is called a Wizarding Wireless Network.

122. When travelling long distances, insist on going by Floo Powder - while grabbing a handful of soil from the nearest flowerpot.

123. Tell them that they're almost as smart as Grawp.

124. ..refuse to tell them who Grawp is.

125. Speak in a loud harsh voice at random moments and make predictions about people. Then, use your normal voice again and pretend that you don't remember anything.

126. Constantly remind them that you're Dumbledore's man/woman through and through.

127. Walk up to random people and ask them if their initials are R.A.B.

128. If they say no, give them a dirty mistrusting look.

129. If they say yes, then tackle them and demand that they hand over the Horcrux.

130. Yell "Crucio" at drivers who cut you off.

131. Call them every night and ask what the Transfiguration homework is


So You Want To Be A Death Eater: Your Guide To Everything Evil!

Greetings, new follower:

If you are reading this letter then you have doubtless been accepted into the select band of professional wizards known as the Death Eaters. If by some unprecedented chance you are reading this and you have not been accepted into the Death Eaters then I suggest you put down this letter and leave now, or the consequences for you will be as terrible as my lifelong study into the Dark Arts can make them.

Please find enclosed a short introductory guide to Death Eating, which you must memorize and then eat, to prevent security leaks. (Due to an unfortunate fatality last week, it is now permitted to cut the guide into small pieces before swallowing).

The next meeting is scheduled for midnight, 11th June, when I trust we will have the pleasure of watching your initiation ceremony. Please remember to bring a clean handsaw and enough twine. It's so distressing when people don't prepare for these events properly.

Yours in infamy,

Lord Voldemort

So You Want To Be A Death Eater?

Welcome to this helpful guide to being a Death Eater. This leaflet should provide you with all the information you need to become a successful servant to the Dark Lord. It will if you know what's good for you. Please read every page before eating.

Aims of the society:

World peace
To be evil
To conquer the world
Elimination of all Muggles
Elimination of all Mudbloods
Elimination of Albus Dumbledore & the Order of the Phoenix
Elimination of (miscellaneous)
To serve Lord Voldemort (that's me!)
To create sanctuaries for endangered breeds of snakes
This statement is a lie.

List of Equipment required for new Death Eaters:

(Equipment marked must be obtained from Messers. Gorgon & Black Limited, outfitters to the intensely evil and terminally stylish since 12 BC. Their premises are on Knockturn Alley, but they now do mail order as well.)

Long Black Robes (Casual)
Long Black Robes (Smart)
Short Black Robes (for summer wear)
Long Black cloak (silk is preferable to velvet, as it is much more absorbent)
Black mask (informal)
Black mask (sequined)
Black boots (Stiletto heels are no longer permitted)
Black leather gloves (barbed wire ornamentation optional)
Wand
Extra wand in case of losing first wand
Plastic imitation wand in case of losing Extra wand

Cane (For favored members only. Unauthorized possession of a cane will result in a heavy fine. Before possessing cane, it is necessary to pass a rigorous series of tests to ascertain that your carrying-a-cane-in-a-nonchalant-yet-evil-fashion skills are up to scratch).

Coffin
Dueling sword
Disguise kit, containing: Nun's outfit, false beard, beekeeping veil, Muggle policeman's costume, etc.
Saw
Assorted chains
Handcuffs
Pointy stick

Recommended Reading:

Curses and Counter-Curses by Professor Vindictus Viridian
Evil: A Beginners Guide by Professor E. Maledict
The Illustrated Torturer's handbook by Bellatrix Black
What Not to Wear in the Torture Chamber by Narcissa Malfoy
Sex, Lies, and Unforgivable Curses: The Authorised Biography of Lord Voldemort by Peter Pettigrew
Caring For Your New Tattoo: An Informative Guide St. Mungo's Hospital Skin Department

Death Eater may also own snake or dragon or hippogriff. But only Lord Voldemort may possess a basilisk.

Death Eater Rules:

No Death Eater shall be a spy for Dumbledore.
No Death Eater shall play the harmonica.
All Death Eaters must be proficient in the Dark Arts: murder, Unforgivable Curses, yodeling, yoga etc. An annual examination will be made to make sure that all members are up to scratch.
No Death Eater shall behave with integrity unless it is a genuine accident.
A Death Eater must be pureblooded.
No Death Eater must ever mention that the Dark Lord himself is not pureblooded.
No Death Eater may kill another Death Eater without a very good reason.
All Death Eaters shall answer Lord Voldemort's summons immediately. (Unless you are having a shower, in which case it is permitted to don a bath robe first.)
All Death Eaters shall have vaguely sinister surnames.
All Death Eaters shall overtake on the left.

Frequently Asked Questions:

What happens if Voldemort is displeased with me?

As this is a fairly run (and currently short-staffed) organization, you will probably receive a warning. And some soul-destroying torture. A second offense and you will probably die a slow death. Options include:

Being slowly eaten by a manticore.
Being dissolved in a vat of basilisk venom.
Gradual impalement on your own wand.
Being tied to a chair and forced to watch episode after episode of The Wiggles/Blues Clues/Dora the Explorer.
Death by Mandrake (according to season).
The Pancake curse. (This newly developed spell will carve you into wafer-thin slices. Victims killed in this way are traditionally cooked in hot fat and served with maple syrup or lemon juice at Death Eater feasts.)
Being flayed alive and used as a life-sized glove puppet at Death Eater children's parties.
Avada Kedavra (if we're in a hurry/ feeling rather unimaginative).

What should I do if I decide to leave the organization?

Make your funeral arrangements as quickly as possible.

(See above)

What is the salary like?

You should be in this job for the principle of the thing, not for sordid reasons. So let's just say that it's much, much better than they pay at the Ministry. There will also be opportunities for pillage, looting, theft, etc., and Christmas bonuses are guaranteed.

Does the Dark Mark hurt?

Of course it does; this is an evil society after all. What are you, a wimp?

Can the Dark Mark be removed by laser treatment?

No. Only a moron would ask such a stupid question.

But it can be temporarily obscured by a good-quality concealer. (Make sure it's a shade darker than your skin tone, as a lighter shade will simply draw attention to the tattoo. Pat translucent powder over the concealer to make it last longer.)

Is there a retirement age for Death Eaters?

You probably won't live long enough to have to deal with this problem.

Can I kill personal enemies or just opponents of Voldemort?

Murder is encouraged on principle; however, personal killings should be reserved for each individual Death Eater's free time, as obviously serving Lord Voldemort is much more important. Occasional massacre outings/ dark revels may take place as rewards for good (i.e. bad) behavior.

What should I do if Voldemort is defeated at the height of his powers by a one-year-old boy?

This circumstance is so unlikely that there is no point devising a protocol to deal with it.

The Death Eater Anthem

(To be memorised by each new recruit as soon as possible). Please note that this tune should never, never, never, never be sung to the tune of "Blackadder," an inane Muggle television program to which we are completely oblivious and never watch. Honestly.

Who lurk beneath the undergrowth?
When all is dim and dark?
Who murder people in their beds
Or sometimes in the park?
Death Eaters! Death Eaters!
Our blood is pure as pure!
Death Eaters! Death Eaters!
We all love Voldemort!
We serve the Dark Lord every day,
We're always very loyal
And if with us you don't agree
We'll boil you in hot oil!
Death Eaters! Death Eaters!
We're evil as can be!
Death Eaters! Death Eaters!
But if we're scared we'll flee!
Our curses are incredible.
We're known for our Morsmordres
And though our leader is insane
We always follow orders.
Death Eaters! Death Eaters!
We're wickedness collective!
Death Eaters! Death Eaters!
Yet rather ineffective!


Health and Safety:

Being a Death Eater is naturally a dangerous job. Lord Voldemort accepts no liability for any pain/suffering/torture/impalement/loss of limbs/grievous bodily harm/disintegration/insanity/imprisonment/loss of soul/death which you may experience while in his service. No good will come of any attempts to sue him as a negligent employer. Trust us.

However, in order to protect members, these safety guidelines have been developed for Death Eaters both during leisure time and on missions for the Dark Lord:

Don't try to take out Harry Potter yourself. It is extremely presumptuous. Leave it to Lord Voldemort, who has much more practice.

Employ masterly deceit to conceal your allegiance to the Dark Lord: e.g., if someone accuses you of being a Death Eater, laugh carelessly and say: "No, I am not a Death Eater. Would you like a cup of tea?" This Machiavellian trickery should be enough to convince them.

If this does not convince your accuser, have them discreetly murdered. (Sussex and Fox Ltd, of 13, Knockturn Alley, run a very efficient assassination service and are currently offering cut-price deals for friends and associates of the Dark Lord. Present your membership card at the counter for further details.)

Keep your wand on you at all times, even if you are asleep/on a hot date/in the bath/on the beach/wearing very tight-fitting leather garments (or all of these at once).

Ostentatious indicators of evil, such as manic laughter/dressing entirely in black swooshy robes (Snape, this means you)/ making sinister comments/killing people should be practiced only in private.

If you suspect someone of being a spy, kill them and their family at the first opportunity. If it turns out they were not a spy at all, pass it off as a light-hearted practical joke.

Only eat food prepared by yourself or your faithful minions. Do not trust your spouse(s)/partner(s), no matter how pretty he/she/they may be.

Similarly, do not accept drinks from anyone. This may cause offense when visiting a pub or bar but it's better than being dead. Obviously.

Do not take off your mask for any reason while on a mission. If people see your face while you are conjuring the Dark Mark/ massacring etc, they may suspect that you are a Death Eater.

Do not try to smoke while wearing your mask, as it is not fireproof.

Never address your colleagues by name while on a mission. Survivors may recall it at a later date. For the same reason, never mention your address or telephone number to anyone you are kidnapping/raping/torturing/killing, no matter how attractive they may be. Evil relationship experts have stated that romance is unlikely to flourish under such circumstances anyway.

Burn all sensitive documents. Not only will this deter spies, it is also amusing as it contributes to global warming.

Set up an anti-Apparating spell round your residence (but make sure you have a Portkey handy so you're not embarrassingly trapped there if the place is attacked by Aurors).

Prepare a secret hideout for yourself should your cover be blown. Failure to do this may lead to your sharing a hideout with another Death Eating family, which often results in friction over use of bathroom facilities, television, etc.

Don't upset Lord Voldemort. It will only end in tears. (And multiple burns, fractured limbs, mortal torment, etc.)


The 27 Commandments of Fanfiction (I'm sorry, I had to, I love this, and it really needs to be resepcted more. I do my best with this!)

1. Thou shalt not post a fic until it has been checked for grammar and spelling errors. The fanfiction gods hath given you a spellchecker on the computer for good reason. Use it.

2.Thou shalt not post a chapter of less than 100 words, unless it is a drabble. This displeases the masses.

3.Thou shalt not put author's notes in the middle of the story.

4.Thou shalt NEVER use text-speak in a fic, unless the characters are actually texting.

5.Thou shalt keep to one tense, and only one, throughout the story. Do not switch randomly.

6.Apply the above number 5 to POVs as well.

7. Thou shalt not get offended when someone makes fun of the crack pairing featured in your fanfiction. It probably is rather hilarious.

8.Thou shalt not use , ;, or >:( in a fanfiction to show the emotion exhibited by a character.

9.Thou shall try-eth to keep characters in character!

10.Thou shall not treat every criticism as a flame.

11.The author's note is not a spot for your personal drama, and thou shalt not make it so.

12.Thou shalt not put any form of the phrase "first fic" in thy summary.

13. Thy created characters must not have names that exceed five syllables in length. Nor shall thy name have more than five words in length.

14. Thou shall not insert thyself into the story line as thyself or as a character- yes we know that you are in love with yourself and are very narcissistic, we just don’t want to read about how you end up with the main character.

15.If thou art writing a story that does not follow the original story line, point it out in the beginning.

16.Thou shall not make a person randomly smart or powerful unless stating a reason for the change (a good reason).

17.Thou shalt show and not tell.

18.Thou shalt not EVER use the phrase "I suck at summaries" in-est thine summary. This annoys thine readers.

19.Thou shalt not write the same way thou speak-est- writing is an art.

20.Thou shalt ALWAYS spell the word "okay" correctly. Using the letter "K" is an unacceptable compromise.

21. Thou shalt only use clichés when thou a) art writing a parody or b) find a new and interesting twist to make such clichés bearable to thine reader.

22. Thou shalt always separate dialogue from two separate speakers in two separate paragraphs. Otherwise thine readers shalt be confuse-ed.

23. Thou shalt not EVER make a chapter all one paragraph. THIS INFURIATES BOTH THINE READER AND THE FANFICTION GODS. They have given thee an ENTER key with good reason.

24. Thou shalt not write with thy caps lock on, it displeases the masses and causes thy readers to lose their vision and make angels weep.

25. Thou shalt know how to spell the character's names correctly before you writeth the fic. Misspelling the name of the main characters makes readers angry and distracts from the story.

26. Thou shalt not say in thine summary "summary inside". This shows lack of creativeness and infuriates the masses. The only exception is when a summary is cut short and a continuation of it lies inside.

27. Thou shall use paragraphs and space the story so it is not terrifyingly daunting to thine readers.

Now this is the Law of the Jungle,

as old and as true as the sky,

And the Wolf that shall keep it may prosper,

but the Wolf that shall break it must die.

As the creeper that girdles the tree trunk,

the Law runneth forward and back;

For the strength of the Pack is the Wolf,

and the strength of the Wolf is the Pack. Rudyard Kipling (Mentioned in the City of Lost Souls- The Mortal Instruments)


“If you want to know what a man's like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals" J.K Rowling in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire.

“It is our choices, Harry, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities.” J.K Rowling in Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets.

“It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to our enemies, but just as much to stand up to our friends.” J.K Rowling in Harry Potter and Philosopher's stone.

“It is impossible to live without failing at something, unless you live so cautiously that you might as well not have lived at all - in which case, you fail by default.” J.K Rowling.

“It is the unknown we fear when we look upon death and darkness, nothing more.” J.K Rowling in Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince.

“We are only as strong as we are united, as weak as we are divided.” J.K. Rowling in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire.

“We're all human, aren't we? Every human life is worth the same, and worth saving.” J.K Rowling in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows.

"He can run faster than Severus Snape confronted with shampoo.” J.K Rowling in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows.

“You're a prefect? Oh Ronnie! That's everyone in the family!"
"What are Fred and I? Next door neighbors?” J.K Rowling and the Order of the Phoenix.


“With great power... comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up later.” Rick Riordan in Percy Jackson, The last Olympian.

“If my life is going to mean anything, I have to live it myself.” Rick Riordan in Percy Jackson, The lightening thief.

“Be careful of love. It'll twist your brain around and leave you thinking up is down and right is wrong.” Rick Riordan in Percy Jackson, The Battle of the Labyrinth.

“Love conquers all," Aphrodite promised. "Look at Helen and Paris. Did they let anything come between them?"
"Didn't they start the Trojan War and get thousands of people killed?"
"Pfft. That's not the point. Follow your heart.” Rick Riordan in Percy Jackson, The Battle of the Labyrinth.

"I learned a long time ago: Never bet against Annabeth." Rick Riordan in Heroes of Olympus, The Mark of Athena.

“Our baboon was going completely sky goddess - which is to say, nuts.” Rick Riordan in The Kane Chronicles, The Red Pyramid.

“Fairness means everyone gets what they need. And the only way to get what you need is to make it happen yourself.” Rick Riordan in The Kane Chronicles, The Red Pyramid.


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Titan of the Hunt by vPxForerunner x reviews
During the final days of the second Giant war, Percy loses the one he loves and his purpose for living. So he asks the gods for a task to challenge him and give him a new purpose. Unfortunately for him a man hating goddess and friends are going to be gaining a new Guardian. Post MOA. Pertemis
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 94 - Words: 495,899 - Reviews: 3151 - Favs: 2,087 - Follows: 2,151 - Updated: 4/6 - Published: 7/21/2013 - [Percy J., Artemis] Thalia G., Reyna
Nina's Destiny by MeggieBlack reviews
Nina Jackson is the daughter of Poseidon, Percy Jackson's twin, a demi-god, a prophetic-seer, an elemental mage, and a witch. Read as she journeys through Hogwarts and Camp Half-Blood and falls in love with Apollo. Will she survive fighting three wars? IN THE PROCESS OF REVISING! ON HIATUS UNTIL DONE!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 88 - Words: 203,491 - Reviews: 585 - Favs: 517 - Follows: 487 - Updated: 4/2 - Published: 7/7/2013 - [OC, Apollo] [Lavender B., Percy J.]
The Rise of the Consultant Hero by ApocalypticPhoenix reviews
In the aftermath of the Second Giant War, Perseus Jackson leaves the world of the gods behind. He forges himself anew – as one Sherlock Holmes. Once he held the potential to be the greatest of heroes, but he rejected that destiny in favour of solving crimes. All the while, he is unaware that fate is not so easily thwarted...
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 86,735 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 3/9 - Published: 1/19 - [Artemis, Percy J.] [John W., Mary M.]
The Lonely Mechanic by ImpossibleLaughs reviews
Leo Valdez is and always will be the seventh wheel, but what happens when he thinks no one will miss him when he runs away? Follow Leo as he retells his life changing journey following the events of Gaea's defeat. He's changed drastically during his leave, how will his friends react when they finally find him? The Seven have one more quest to end it all. BoO SPOILERS!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 50,631 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 2/22 - Published: 4/25/2013 - Leo V., Reyna
The Forgotten: Sea's Abyss by Darkmoon111 reviews
Percy changed in his short period of Tartarus. He found out the truth between the lies about his destiny. After the Giant War the gods threw him back into Tartarus. And now he wants revenge aganist those that have wronged him. With a group of deadly warriors, he must bide time, but he will get his vengeance. Nothing will stand in his now ruthless and unforgiving way. Dark!Percy
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 30 - Words: 39,594 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 530 - Updated: 2/14 - Published: 6/22/2013 - Percy J., Zoë N.
True Colours Show by PokePotterfan93 reviews
After his godfather's death, Harry discovers a terrible plot against him. Anger and betrayal will show Harry who he can trust and who he can't. Rated M for violence and Language and just in case HP/Harem cause Harry's like that, NL/TD, RL/NT, Evil Dumbles. Ron bashing, slight Ginny bashing, Grey/Harry, Intelligent/Harry,
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 104,066 - Reviews: 706 - Favs: 1,700 - Follows: 1,629 - Updated: 1/26 - Published: 1/9/2013 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Daphne G., N. Tonks]
The Greeks and the Brits by Greek-Whovian reviews
What if Percy Jackson had a sister? Meet Leann Roberts, younger sister of Percy Jackson, daughter of Poseidon. Leann is given her own mission from Hecate herself, to go to a wizard school named Hogwarts! Along the way Leann will make friends, and enemies. (Starts right before Titans Curse and during Chamber of Secrets)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 34,548 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 1/25 - Published: 5/22/2013
Everlasting Hero: The Argonauts by SharkAttack719 reviews
Long ago in ancient Greece, a young boy is born. When his mother dies at a young age, he is led to the trainer of all heroes, Chiron the centaur. After four years of training the boy is finally thrown into a quest. Little does he know this quest will be one of the most daunting things he will ever face. May be M; Greek heroes are nasty. COMPLETE. SEQUEL IS UP!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 26 - Words: 115,307 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 496 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 12/19/2014 - Published: 6/21/2013 - Percy J. - Complete
Someone Unexpected by PrettyPissedOffBisexual reviews
Instead of Macey McHenry joining Cammie, Liz, and Bex during their sophomore year, a girl by the name of Annabeth Chase enrolls at the mysterious spy school. Join Annabeth as she enters the challenging Gallagher Academy for Exceptional Young Women. Takes place right after TLO and during the first GG book. OFF OF HIATUS.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 22,200 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 12/1/2014 - Published: 11/23/2012 - Annabeth C., Cammie M., Liz S., Bex B.
Harry Potter and The Extra by Mainara Altia reviews
What would happen if Harry Potter wasn't the only one left on the door step? What if he and Sirius Blacks daughter was left on that doorstep as well? Did I forget to mention she's more than one half-blood?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 34,425 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 11/29/2014 - Published: 3/29/2014
On The Run by TeamPiper reviews
Six. Leo ran away six times. Why? Well, that's what everybody else wants to know. Leo finally gets to tell his story, of how he was always on the run.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 30,777 - Reviews: 460 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 11/28/2014 - Published: 1/20/2012 - Leo V.
Demigods in Dauntless by GirlOfManyTalents reviews
Percy has lived in Abnegation all his life. He's content, but has always longed for more. Annabeth lives in Erudite. She's smarter than anyone in her class, but something has always set her apart. When the Choosing Ceremony arrives, what will they chose?
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Divergent Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,338 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 11/18/2014 - Published: 12/16/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
James and Jackson: Our Worlds Collide by RiverStone28592 reviews
Percy and Harry get betrayed by their friends and family. Harry moves to New York for a fresh start. There he meets Percy. Chaos finds them both and trains them to become great heroes. Meanwhile, Kronos, the Titans, Gaia, the Giants and Voldemort have teamed up and are going to destroy the world together. Will Harry and Percy help the people who betrayed them?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,634 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 11/14/2014 - Published: 4/24/2013 - Harry P., Percy J.
Escapee by Adara Olson reviews
Voldemort cheated death. So naturally, death's loyal son and lackey goes to handle it. But the golden trio is hot on his heels and they might soon uncover his secret. 'A suitable alias', his father says. Yeah right. The problem is, around here, aliases can get you killed. Kinda Sorta adopted from DarkAngelOfTruth. No Flames.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 47 - Words: 52,603 - Reviews: 780 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 571 - Updated: 11/4/2014 - Published: 12/8/2011 - [Reyna, Nico A.] Harry P., Voldemort
Ghost King Meets Magic? by ShiningOpal reviews
What if Nico, as well as Leo, were blasted off the Argo II by Khione, except in different directions? And somehow Nico ends up in the magical world of Harry Potter? Will Nico even want to go back to Camp Half-Blood, when he is found by the demigods? Rated T because of minor swearing.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,142 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 10/20/2014 - Published: 2/18/2014 - Harry P., Nico A.
Outside the Boundaries by NoneOfYourBusiness0000 reviews
When Nico leaves camp, he has trouble finding a new place to go. So when Hecate finds him and recommends a place called Hogwarts, he knows there are five things he needs to do. Laugh at the name, avoid enemies, get to Hogwarts, avoid the Golden Trio, then laugh at the name some more.Hogwarts. LOL..just give me a moment... (WARNING:CONTAINS OOC Golden trio, Percy, Thalia & Annabeth)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,949 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 10/11/2014 - Published: 3/24/2013 - Luna L., Nico A.
Potter Band by Skye Phoenix Dove reviews
I know the title's lame, it was my little sister's idea. Nico goes to Hogwarts with four other demigods (Draco, Neville, Alabaster, OC Luna) to help fight against Voldermort, sort of. Wizards eventually get suspicious, as do the seven and the camps. Set in third year, anything after Chamber Of Secrets is not canon. Rated T because I'm paranoid.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 31,328 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 9/5/2014 - Published: 5/3/2014 - Draco M., Neville L., Nico A., Alabaster T.
Percy Jackson: The Shadow Hunter by The Rider and The Overlander reviews
Percy Jackson, the Hero of Olympus, has suffered, both emotionally and physically. He had requested that the gods kill him but denied it and instead forced him to become a god. Poseidon, Percy's father, has turned his back on Percy and now he's alone. Now, he has to live in exile but what happens if he was saved by the most uncommon gods that he didn't think would help him.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 34 - Words: 38,994 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 8/30/2014 - Published: 2/22/2014 - Percy J.
Storm Rising by Snow Wolfe6631 reviews
The giant war is over and the gods are ruling peacefully, but not for long. When horrifying experiences happen to his friends and Percy is left by those dearest to him, Percy and his friends flee. With a group of unlikely people, they finds new family. But destruction will cover the world, unless Percy returns to those who betrayed him. Not a typical dumping story. Rated T
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 45 - Words: 141,452 - Reviews: 753 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 414 - Updated: 8/16/2014 - Published: 10/22/2013 - [Percy J., Bianca A.] Amphitrite
Timeless Warrior by Anaklusmos14 reviews
Born in ancient Greece, Perseus loses his mother at a young age to Zeus' rivalry with Poseidon. Rescued and raised by an unexpected goddess, Perseus is raised to be a warrior like only one other, his brother. Becoming a warrior that transcends time, Perseus is forced back into the Greek world and thrown into a war where he must protect the things that still matter most.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 117,271 - Reviews: 4253 - Favs: 2,821 - Follows: 2,752 - Updated: 8/10/2014 - Published: 6/20/2013 - [Athena, Percy J.] Annabeth C., Zoë N.
Summer Love by Blondie B. Happy reviews
Annabeth is convinced that life will never be like a happy song, so she tries to keep it real. She decides to spend some time with her dad over the summer in Naples. She'll be working at the Waldorf Astoria Resort there for three months. It just so happens that a certain Percy Jackson is the lifeguard. Annabeth may not believe in love stories, but will he change that for her? AU/AH
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 61,590 - Reviews: 1342 - Favs: 619 - Follows: 766 - Updated: 8/3/2014 - Published: 4/2/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Finding Paradise by DeathGuardian24 reviews
After the the war of the giants, Percy is betrayed, abandoned, and became unwanted. While wandering on the streets a man has given him powers far more than the gods. Watch as he use this power to find his home, his paradise. Not an ordinary chaos story.Rated T.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 120,644 - Reviews: 1571 - Favs: 1,603 - Follows: 1,650 - Updated: 7/31/2014 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Percy J., Artemis
The Ghost King by I am CHAOS the VOID reviews
Set in the 6th and 7th years of Harry's schooling years, Voldemort's power grows by the day. What they do not know is that Voldemort is the grandson of Hades and he is planning to use his power over the undead to attack the magical world. What happens when Nico di Angelo, the Ghost King that we know, goes to Hogwarts to teach a new subject? Written By :I am Void
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,012 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 6/20/2014 - Published: 3/8/2014 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Nico A.
Ways to be normal at Goode high by Aoife-faye reviews
Annabeth is the new girl at school, determined to be a straight-A student and focus on nothing but her studies. But when she makes new friends, rival against the queen of the school and fall head over heels with a certain green-eyed boy who just so happens to be the son of her mother's arch-enemy, suddenly her studies are the least of her worries.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,367 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 6/13/2014 - Published: 10/29/2013
The Demi-Wizard Tournament by silverhuntress04 reviews
Someone told Dumbledore that the demigods exsisted so he invited them over to participate in the newly named demi-wizard tournament. After the Lost Hero series
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,784 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 6/3/2014 - Published: 1/4/2013
Games are afoot by grumpy grizzly reviews
It began when Arthur and Molly are out of the Burrow on Order business and Charlie and Bill are home to babysit. Fred challenges Hermione to think of something fun for them to do and she teaches them a muggle game. But, it continued and the games are afoo
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 55 - Words: 175,337 - Reviews: 1631 - Favs: 1,112 - Follows: 1,223 - Updated: 6/3/2014 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Hermione G., Charlie W.
Into the Lethe by blithemarie reviews
A hero. The savior of Olympus. Those once used to describe Percy Jackson. The titles have been passed down to his brother, Dylan. Annabeth is faithless and friends have betrayed him. He's wiped from the mind of all, like they were dipped into the Lethe. The sudden betrayal is unnatural and strikes his core, something is off. What happens when Percy runs away, will he ever return?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 26,122 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 5/31/2014 - Published: 1/29/2013 - Percy J.
The Prince and I by Lucy-Annabeth Pevensie reviews
Annabeth is just a girl wanting to leave her love life until after College. Percy Jackson is a rebellious prince. When he persuades his parents to let him go overseas on a 'Gap year' before he takes the throne, will he will learn to be responsible and make Annabeth torn between her head and her heart?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 25,918 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 5/20/2014 - Published: 8/25/2013 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.]
Seaweed Brains In Trouble by GraceEliza21 reviews
When a giant bronze bull comes inside came in the middle of the night, burns down Poseidon's cabin and critically injures Percy, all hell breaks loose. Gods get angry, half-bloods don't think their safe in camp, and no body expects what happens next. Rated T for language Some Percabeth and violence. I don't own anything but the plot! R&R
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,849 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 5/12/2014 - Published: 8/10/2013 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.] Grover, Nico A.
What Are You? by TheLionTheGodsAndTheGrounder reviews
Tris and Tobias are training the initiates this year when two unusual initiates catch her eye. Percy and Annabeth are sent to the future to scope for half-bloods also known as Divergent. What will happen to the city when the worlds most unlucky demigods come into the picture? Read to find out. Pairings Fourtris Percabeth Uriah/?. Rated T for slight swearing and violence.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Divergent Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,361 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 4/26/2014 - Published: 6/25/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J., Tris/Beatrice P., Four/Tobias
Hidden in the Shadows by bordeaux cookies reviews
Annabeth Chase is a no one, spending her time studying, hiding from others, and burying herself deep into her past. To top it all off, this anti-social loner has the biggest crush on Percy Jackson—the most popular guy in school. Travel through the pain of high school with Annabeth as she watches her beloved one, hidden in the shadows. Percabeth ;)
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 30,085 - Reviews: 1287 - Favs: 795 - Follows: 1,064 - Updated: 4/23/2014 - Published: 3/2/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Its Too Late Now by OCWarren reviews
In 6th grade Percy moves back to New York, before he leaves he tells Annabeth he has 'dibs' on her. Its sophomore year now and Percy comes back to California to find Annabeth with a boyfreind! Does Percy now that she waited for him? or what she went through without him? Will Annabeth fall for the seagreen eyed boy again, or has her feelings been the same 4 years ago? DISCONTINUED.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 21,195 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 3/26/2014 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Annabeth C. - Complete
He's Real by lovedoesn'thurt reviews
What happens when the series you thought were just books weren't just books after all? What if they were real? What if the fictional characters we adored actually existed? "I mean, what are the chances of your favorite fictional character actually existing? He's real. Oh gods, he's actually real." OC/Nico
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,142 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 2/27/2014 - Published: 7/10/2013 - Nico A.
150 things I'm not allowed to do in the Underworld by ravenclawjedi reviews
Nico and the spirits of the dead get bored, and decide to create a list of 150 things not to do in the Underworld, and do all of them. The story begins in between The Battle of the Labyrinth and The Last Olympian. (I asked permission from the author of the previous lists, more detail below in author's notes.) (This story is rated Teen just in case.) I do not own Percy Jackson.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 40,013 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 2/16/2014 - Published: 7/6/2013 - Bianca A., Nico A., Lee F., Castor
Perseus Jackson and the Last Frontier by TheseusLives reviews
ON HIATUS. Ten years after the Giant War, Percy has left the life of a demigod and Annabeth because of a terrible tragedy. A missing god and a new prophecy will bring him back into the world he left behind. Can he learn to trust and love again? How has life in Alaska changed him? Who is Percy Jackson?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 72,294 - Reviews: 608 - Favs: 863 - Follows: 897 - Updated: 2/8/2014 - Published: 1/22/2013 - Annabeth C., Athena, Percy J., Poseidon
Behind Closed Doors by RoboLime7x7 reviews
Annabeth and Percy have been best friends since they can remember. But when they move to England together, will things stay the same? Percy makes a decision that changes everything, and Annabeth is the popular, natural beauty that every girl envy's. When Drew gets involved, will it even be possible for Percy to reconnect with her? Oh yeah, and then there's the family issues... P&A!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,258 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 1/26/2014 - Published: 11/12/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
It Isn't Over Yet by luvmonkey1313 reviews
After nearly twenty years of not seeing each other, the seven decide to get together in New Rome. However, things are different. Now they have kids. Helena Jackson is new to everything, Collin Zhang is confused, and Jessica Grace is just plain scared. A new threat arises, and the legacies have no choice but to work together to stop it. -V-
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 24,269 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 1/21/2014 - Published: 6/24/2013 - [Leo V., Hazel L.] OC
Blinded by The Sacred Panda reviews
AU.Percy Jackson is more than a demi-god. He is born with great power. But great power comes at a price. Percy Jackson is born blind. This is my first story, so i'll take any suggestions that'll help. I may put Romance in this just for fun.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,275 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 1/18/2014 - Published: 4/3/2013 - Percy J.
Katoptris' Owner by The Blue Pen and Brush reviews
With the prophecy of seven now finally fulfilled, it's time to take another chapter of Piper and Jason's life. It is no coincidence that Katoptris became Piper's weapon - a dagger to see a vision of the future. What she doesn't know is that the dagger had also the power to manipulate dreams and take her and her friends to the past and to her old life: as Helen of Troy.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,452 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 1/14/2014 - Published: 11/15/2013 - Piper M., Jason G., Leo V.
The Warriors of Chaos by blondebabe11 reviews
None of us could remember. Our past name, friends, family. All we knew is our new names, our new powers, and that Greek gods existed. And that we had to help their children in a second fight against the giants. We are the Warriors of Chaos.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 31,395 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 1/4/2014 - Published: 12/10/2013 - Annabeth C., Nico A., Percy J., Thalia G. - Complete
The Prince of Monsters by Jake The Prince of Monsters reviews
Jake was never normal. When he meats Percy and the gang, he thinks he finally has a chance of being accepted. But when he's claimed by someone... unexpected, he is shunned once again. Now he must fight a war in order to either protect or destroy the place that treated him like a monster. Will he wipe out Camp Half-Blood, or save it?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 39,533 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/3/2014 - Published: 9/16/2013 - Complete
Percy, I shrunk the Gods by Donakiko reviews
"Okay, so let me get this straight. You messed around with ancient FORBIDDEN Greek magic and have turned the most powerful beings in existence into BABIES!" One mishap leads to a chain of trouble as Nico's accident with Hecate's magic turns the immortal Gods into moody toddlers.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,919 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 1/3/2014 - Published: 6/29/2012
Demigods of a futuristic Chicago by Cabin11EruditeOfDistrict3 reviews
Imagine if the worlds of Percy Jackson and Tris Prior were put together. How would the demigods cope up with the world where society is divided into factions? This story would include Percy's and Annabeth's point of view. Words from the scenes won't be exact, but similar. Hope you enjoy reading it :)
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Divergent Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,011 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 7/23/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
A Line in the Sand by sonicking2004 reviews
In the Kane Chronicles story "The Red Pyramid" Amos Kane said, "Manhattan has other problems, other gods. It's best we don't get involved." But what if Carter and Sadie decide that the end of the world is the best time to get involved? Does it really matter if the world ends by Apophis eating the sun or by Gaia killing us all? Takes place after Mark of Athena & The Serpent's Shadow
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Kane Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,227 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 12/27/2013 - Published: 8/29/2013 - Tyson, Octavian, Carter K., Sadie K.
Nico Goes Half-Blood Hunting at Hogwarts by nicothenecromancer reviews
Nico just wanted to get out of camp for a change, round up some demigods, and leave that wizarding loony bin. But before he can do that, he had to dodge the monsters attacking him between classes, attempt to keep his identity secret, and avoid the Golden Trio, who refuse to trust him... but school drama is school drama, even if it is at a magical school called Hogwarts.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,242 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 12/19/2013 - Published: 3/6/2013 - Harry P., Nico A.
I Need Love, I Need You by Lunarstar042713 reviews
We all know Nico Di Angelo, son of Hades, a demigod fighting monsters, can be a bit moody, but he is still a guy. When Percy, Annabeth, and Grover bring a new demigod to camp, Nico starts feeling weird when he sees her. Is he falling in love? Sorry if RR characters are OC. Dont own the Nico image *HOUSE OF HADES SPOILER* I guess this is AU since Nico is gay, still love him though:)
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 33 - Words: 50,454 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 12/8/2013 - Published: 4/17/2013 - Nico A., Leo V., OC - Complete
Percy Jackson : Son of the Hearth by Loading name reviews
Percy Jackson was betrayed. Betrayed by the one he loved. Betrayed by the one he called a father. So when a certain goddess of the Hearth and later the Creator of the universe adopt him, Percy Jackson will become the greatest hero the universe has ever known. AU. First FanFic.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,330 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 12/8/2013 - Published: 7/23/2013 - Percy J., Zoë N.
The Golden Trio of Inflated Egos by RainonSaturn reviews
A different prophecy leads to Harry not being the boy-who-lived, and his parents surviving the night! In an AU version of HP, Harry has a sister, Raven Potter, who has a lightning bolt scar on her Because she felt unloved, Raven ran from her parents to And that is where the madness .. Major cursing, thanks to Rave's potty mouth, as well as her ..
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,327 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 12/1/2013 - Published: 5/5/2013 - Harry P., Albus D., Draco M., Nico A.
Untangling Knots by mvngn reviews
High school is 10% studying, 90% sorting out emotions. So when Percy and Annabeth get tangled up into knots of feelings, they'll have to untangle the mess. AU Full summary inside
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 68,645 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 11/22/2013 - Published: 3/10/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Wolf's Law by the crow god reviews
Annabeth is the rich, smart, popular girl with the perfect life, but she secretly struggles to meet her mom's expectations and once she's diagnosed with terminal cancer, her perfect life crashes down upon her. Percy is the school loser and social outcast. They suddenly develop a bond, but can it survive social disparity, illness, and romantic attachment? Winner of AU Phoenix Award
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 86,085 - Reviews: 1556 - Favs: 1,039 - Follows: 670 - Updated: 11/19/2013 - Published: 12/21/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Half-God and Half-Witch by Amazon Goddess Of Wisdom reviews
UP FOR ADOPTION! PM ME IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO TAKE OVER THIS STORY! SORRY TO ALL THE FANS BUT I HAVE LOST MY INSPIRATION FOR THIS STORY! What if Hermione wasn't the muggleborn witch we all know and love? What if Voldermort never made Horcruxes? What if Hermione was really Hermione Emrys, daughter of Gaea, goddess of the earth and the descendant of Merlin, Slytherin and Gryffindor?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,836 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 11/15/2013 - Published: 4/21/2013 - Hermione G.
The Devil Wears Prada by Wanderer of the Roads reviews
Witch Weekly crowned him Sexiest Wizard Alive, the Daily Prophet hailed him as the Most Influencial Wizard of the Year, the Gringotts Times named him the most accomplished tycoon in history, and Hermione Granger is about to call him boss. 3 guesses who.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 78,356 - Reviews: 1047 - Favs: 1,060 - Follows: 882 - Updated: 10/21/2013 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
I was raised by 14 immortals by B-ballismylife14 reviews
Percy Jackson was raised on Olympus as a child. How? He was blessed by the Olympians plus Hades and Hestia. His birth father is no other than The Lord of the seas, Poseidon. Read in his life. Rated T for future cussing
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,331 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 8/24/2013 - Published: 6/29/2013 - Percy J.
And Foes Bear Arms by Stormfire76 reviews
"Surrender... I'll bring you back to New Rome for trial. It won't be fair. You'll be painfully executed. But it may be enough to stop further violence." - Reyna, pg. 251, MoA. Everyone thought it was too late for peace. After all, the Romans had reached Camp Half-Blood already. But what if Reyna's offer still stood? And what if Leo decided to take it?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 47,427 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 8/21/2013 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Leo V., Reyna - Complete
Stand Tall by Flaminghammer1 reviews
After getting betrayed by the love of his life Percy Jackson gets a special mission from a man named Albus Dumbledore. Protect Harry Potter. Takes place during the fifth Harry Potter book and after the giant war.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,755 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 8/21/2013 - Published: 4/14/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Percy J.
Meeting Leo by ThePraetorLady reviews
During a two-week end-of-war celebration, Reyna finds that she thinks differently about Leo every time they meet. Leyna. Rated T for minor swearing, violence, and PDA. Written before HoH.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 41,941 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 8/9/2013 - Published: 7/2/2013 - Leo V., Reyna - Complete
You're Braver Than You Believe by Ava Miranda Dakedavra reviews
"I'm Ginny," she extended her hand to him, smiling as he shook it, "Are you single?" "I-I what?" Bruce stammered and blinked at her as she took her hand back. "Yes, Ginny, what?" Harry asked, frowning a little as he paid no attention to Hermione. "Not me, Harry, don't get your knickers in a twist," she snorted, "I'm asking for Hermione." "What?" Hermione gaped at her.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 45,821 - Reviews: 796 - Favs: 697 - Follows: 940 - Updated: 8/3/2013 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Hermione G., Hulk/Bruce B.
The Army of Betrayed by Destruction's Daughter reviews
The Heroes of Olympus are betrayed by the gods, and a child of Nyx brings them to The Army of Betrayed; forgotten heroes who train to overthrow the gods. But when new threats arise on Earth, things harder to beat then the gods, will they help, or leave them to their ultimate demise? Percy x Bianca. Smart manipulative Percy, OCs, possible OOCness. Hiatus
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,587 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 8/3/2013 - Published: 6/1/2013 - [Bianca A., Percy J.] Annabeth C.
Life of a Hunter by Wolfsong1249 reviews
When Sally's spirit departed from the world she left her son in the most capable hands. But she also left him with someone whom would never be suspected to take care of her precious little bundle, and that is just how Sally wanted it. Over used, I know, just live with it...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,977 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 7/27/2013 - Published: 6/29/2013 - Percy J., Artemis, Zoë N., Apollo
Made From Broken Parts by Lawliet'sOneAndOnly reviews
Jason and Leo rescued Lucy from monsters that attacked her home and killed her mother, but being prone to suicidal tendencies, she's having a much harder time adjusting than most half-bloods, especially since she doesn't posses the abilities she should from her godly parent. She finds comfort and someone to relate to in Leo, Piper and Jason, but her and Leo grow particularly close.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 27,095 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/18/2013 - Published: 6/30/2013 - Leo V. - Complete
Harry's Sister Penny JacksonPotter by The One Who Wrote The Story reviews
In schools she is called Penny Jackson at home she is Penny Potter her existence a secret to the world she belongs. Fem!Percy This is her story of coming to Hogwarts then going to camp. This first chapter is just a trial if people like it I will continue if not I may just delete it or possibly continue it. Rated t for safety
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,797 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/16/2013 - Published: 2/15/2013 - Harry P., Percy J.
Son of Fire and Water by bookandanimereader reviews
Perseus is the son of Poseidon and Hestia. He is born a few decades after the first titan war and is made a god. How will history differ? Will it be for good or bad? how will this affect the vow of a certain silver eyed goddess. pertamis later on as I like it more. starts in the past will end in the future... Up for a adoption... PM me if u want to adpt n I'll giv u n outline
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,537 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 7/9/2013 - Published: 6/30/2013 - Percy J., Artemis
Escape by kazoquel4 reviews
Companion to The Third Wheel. Leo falls into a depression and runs away, tired of being left out by his friends. When they come across him by chance years later, it will take all of them to convince him how much he means to them- but does Leo want to listen? Angst. Complete.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,431 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 7/6/2013 - Published: 4/12/2013 - Leo V., Reyna - Complete
Percy Jackson: Prince of The Hunt by Artemisia-O reviews
AU. When Sally Jackson dies during labour, Poseidon entrusts his newborn son to his niece hoping that she can care for him regardless of the Ancient Laws. Hopefully all characters are portrayed in a realistic manner. There will be some OOC to fit with the story but it is needed and not unnecessary.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,627 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 542 - Follows: 695 - Updated: 7/3/2013 - Published: 4/19/2013 - Percy J., Artemis
Mirrors by dontwalkonlukesroof reviews
A short story that came to mind when you place Leo with a mirror. Completely random. I've decided to make it into a series of oneshots about Lovable Leo. Enjoy!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,518 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/30/2013 - Published: 5/19/2013 - Leo V.
Heroes Break by MeeeggganC reviews
After the war is fought and won The seven of the prophesy, and Nico, are sent to a school in Brittain for a 'break'. Little do they know this school has problems of its own. What will happen when the two groups of heroes meet. Rated T for swearing and because i am paranoid. Sorry i am bad at summaries
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,741 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 6/7/2013 - Published: 3/8/2013
The Champion of Chaos by Omega.King.of.The.Night reviews
Percy, The Hero of Olympus flees after being banished and betrayed. He is wandering in the wild when he is found by Chaos who's got an adventure for Percy. Flamers welcome, please R&R
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,290 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 6/1/2013 - Published: 10/8/2012 - Percy J.
And Then He's Falling by ChocolateIsMyDoom reviews
In which Annabeth's not the one about to fall into Tartarus, but Leo is. Will somebody save him, or will he fall alone? '"Then, to Leo, he smiled wickedly "I guess without us the world isn't going to fall to storm or fire"' T for 2 curse words. Now a multichap!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,731 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 4/28/2013 - Published: 3/9/2013 - Percy J., Leo V.
Angel of the Victorious People by Poseidonschild reviews
Hecate smiled. "Who better than you Nico, for a guardian angel? Does your name not mean Angel of the Victorious People?" Nico has seen the upmost worst of the world and humanity. He thought his life was starting to look up when he's suddenly dragged into a world of magic by a godly cousin. His quest - Protect Harry Potter.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,041 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 4/25/2013 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Harry P., Nico A.
Taming Time by Errow reviews
Hermione is getting ready to start her seventh year at Hogwarts after the war has ended, but then she begins to fade away, falling back in time to the Marauders seventh year. Hermione soon finds herself on adventures with the infamous Marauders, and falling in love with Sirius Black. Time Travel. SB/HG. A bit of a tragedy. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 48,603 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 4/24/2013 - Published: 10/5/2012 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Stronger Than The Hero's by bluelightningbug reviews
Most would be presumed blind, if they said that Leo Valdez was the strongest hero of the Seven. After all, none could beat Jason, Percy, or Frank. But Reyna wasn't blind, quite the contrary, in fact. It seemed she was the only one who opened her eyes, and saw the truth for itself, though. Leyna if you squint, one-sided Lazel if you read in between the lines. READ.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,132 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 27 - Published: 4/15/2013 - Reyna, Leo V., Jason G.
Dead End by The QAS reviews
An eleven-year-old Annabeth has the adventure of a lifetime. Pre-Lightning Thief
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 44 - Words: 66,961 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 4/3/2013 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Theodore N., Annabeth C.
Carson Chronicles by Milkbottle reviews
Death Eaters at the World Cup? Panic inducing. Her best friend's scar hurting? Well shit, Voldemort's-gonna-kill-Harry kind of worrying. The TriWizard Tournament and said best friend's suspicious inclusion? Okay, things are getting a little creepier. But romance? Sweet Merlin, this couldn't possibly be happening to her… GW/OC. On a permanent hiatus—I'm very sorry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 52,454 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 3/21/2013 - Published: 8/23/2011 - George W., OC
Forever more a Guardian by WisdomandtheNight13 reviews
This kind of like a guardian of the earth story but it's kind of different. rated teen because i felt like it
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 650 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/8/2013 - Published: 10/20/2012 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Masking the Pain by kazoquel4 reviews
At school, Percy Jackson is the guy that everyone likes. Nice, sarcastic, funny. But all this is just a mask he hides behind, trying not to reveal the truth about his abusive stepfather. Percy has no one to turn to, but his life is turned upside down when Annabeth Chase grows curious. No gods/ AU. Rated for mild language. May be OOC, so be warned. COMPLETE. *Sequel is UP!*
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 69,057 - Reviews: 1714 - Favs: 811 - Follows: 595 - Updated: 2/18/2013 - Published: 9/30/2012 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Broken and Still Running by Shewhoisawesome reviews
The war is over. Everyone is enjoying themselves. Well, almost everyone. Leo runs again and the two camps are thrown into panic trying to find him. But how do you find someone who doesn't want to be found?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,701 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 1/28/2013 - Published: 12/14/2012 - Leo V.
One Night Stand by keenbeanz reviews
He didn't know how he got in or why he wanted to but who cared he was here now. Perodite, bit of Percabeth at the beginning and Percathena also featured but mainly Perodite.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 52,967 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 335 - Updated: 1/28/2013 - Published: 1/27/2012 - [Percy J., Aphrodite] - Complete
His Best Friend, My Boyfriend by WiseGirl747 reviews
When Jason leaves her for Reyna, Piper is heartbroken. The only one who can stitch her back up is his best friend. When something terrible happens she has to decide where and with who, she belongs.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,999 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 1/16/2013 - Published: 4/9/2011 - Piper M., Leo V.
The Mark of Athena by HecateA reviews
If Percy and Jason had thought that climbing mountains and glaciers was hard- it's because they hadn't tried reuniting natural enemies with only the two of them who fully agree with everyone else on both sides. What I had on Fanpop.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 121 - Words: 389,210 - Reviews: 2179 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Complete
You've Got Mail by HAWTgeek reviews
It's been six years since Percy left Annabeth abruptly. Annabeth ran away to California to get away from it all,and she still doesn't know why he left her. Annabeth tried to go on with her life and stay as far away from Percy,who had tried to find her and finally explain, but she doesn't know that Percy is AtlanticBoy16,the boy she's been talking to for three months online.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 125,863 - Reviews: 2665 - Favs: 1,646 - Follows: 1,060 - Updated: 12/11/2012 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Professor Percy by Hermes' Little Girl reviews
My twist on it. See title. Because somethings are just plain strange.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,571 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 12/8/2012 - Published: 8/15/2012
Simply Irresistible by bookworm1993 reviews
Draco gave a cocky grin. "I am going to give you a makeover." "I'm sorry what?" "You heard me Granger, I'm going to give you a makeover that will make every man want you,and make Weasley die of regret. You will be simply irresistible."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 77,235 - Reviews: 5310 - Favs: 8,675 - Follows: 3,315 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Hermione Granger and the Sorcerer's Stone by Musicfreak09 reviews
Hermione's first year at Hogwarts through her P.O.V.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 67,803 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/17/2012 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Hermione G.
The Mark Of Athena by Blondie B. Happy reviews
"Wisdom's Daughter Walks Alone, The Mark of Athena Burns Through Rome. He Must Let Go and Accept Her Fate, Or the Entire World Shall be at Stake. Flames Will Spread Because of Her Pride, The Giant's Return Will Cause One to Die." And if one is to die, then who will it be? The Giant War has only just begun for the seven half-bloods of prophecy. Complete! Read/Review!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 75 - Words: 123,132 - Reviews: 3328 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 10/6/2012 - Published: 11/2/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Don't Touch My Mudblood by SkyeSloane reviews
Okay, so I thought that being part Veela would be a damn good thing. But having that Mudblood Granger for a mate has proved to be deplorably dangerous to my health. DM/HG COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 75,748 - Reviews: 664 - Favs: 1,368 - Follows: 608 - Updated: 8/20/2012 - Published: 9/28/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Mark of Athena by I'mOnlyMe00 reviews
Join your favorite demigods on their mission to save the world, find Nico, close the doors of Death, find unlikely friendships and romance. Rated T for language and some violence.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 49,196 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 8/13/2012 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Loopy Leo by jason5-evah reviews
What happens when you give Leo a Vanilla Bean Frappuchino! A hyper crazy ADHD fire-bending LEO! Read if you dare.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,566 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/27/2012 - Leo V. - Complete
High School For Annabeth Chase by Kayla-TheBored reviews
Annabeth surprises her boyfriend by transferring to Goode without him knowing.But what will happen when she finds out Percy is considered the hottest guy to walk school grounds and that a lot of girls were after him?Will Annabeth give up or fight for him?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 38,216 - Reviews: 1890 - Favs: 1,256 - Follows: 1,372 - Updated: 7/11/2012 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Best Friends Forever A Zayn Malik Love story by PierceTheLavi reviews
Mia and Zayn were best friends from way before Zayn even got into X-Factor and then went on to becoming famous and sucessfull in One Direction. Zayn leaves and forgets Mia who spents all her time trying to get to Zayn. What happens when they're reunited?
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 80,682 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/27/2012 - Published: 5/24/2012
The Runaway by hakuna-matataa reviews
Percy's gone. No one knows why or to where, until Annabeth finds a note written by him to her, four years later, telling him where he is, & Annabeth is determined to find him, no matter what the personal cost. xxPERCABETH!xx
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,091 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 5/20/2012 - Published: 5/19/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Silver Eyes by YoungNotUseless reviews
"I'm so sorry." The familiar voice spoke again. This was enough to wake Hermione's brain from her trance. Enough to open her eyes, and see two magnificently silver eyes dissaparate in the dark. D/HG Veela. T for violence,language, & some sexual themes
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 84,951 - Reviews: 838 - Favs: 1,055 - Follows: 663 - Updated: 3/21/2012 - Published: 1/14/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Oh My Veela! by Charmed Sweetly reviews
Warning: Veelas are strong, passionate and possessive. Don't get in the way. DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 68,833 - Reviews: 1445 - Favs: 1,590 - Follows: 1,837 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G.
From the End to the Start by Romantic Silence reviews
Hermione had always been by Harry's side, but her death stopped her. She is given the chance to rewrite her past and right all her wrongs. She will do whatever is necessary to ensure his survival, but there are some things you simply can't plan for.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 78,649 - Reviews: 1110 - Favs: 1,320 - Follows: 1,968 - Updated: 1/12/2012 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Hermione G., Harry P.
New Events by LadyLissaLight reviews
"The Tri-wizard Tournament is to be held again" - "I could get any girl." "Even Granger?" "Yep." "I dare you to seduce her." "Done." - "Hermione, who are you going to the ball with?" "... Draco Malfoy." "WHAT?" Please read!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 41 - Words: 103,515 - Reviews: 1919 - Favs: 1,531 - Follows: 771 - Updated: 12/26/2011 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Pure by Hesaluti reviews
It turns out that blood is important! Pureblood wizards are becoming ill and the only thing that helps them is blood from Muggle Born wizards. Guess who Hermione's blood is matched to? Draco Malfoy of course! Lots of Draco/Hermione interaction.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 58,889 - Reviews: 786 - Favs: 1,508 - Follows: 421 - Updated: 12/17/2011 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
This Curse to Bear by frostykitten reviews
"You're going to help me kiss all the girls in Hogwarts until I find the one that's going to save my life?" He asked. She wrinkled her nose in distaste, knowing she was going to regret this. "Yes." Draco's a Veela, Hermione helps him find his mate. DM/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 81,492 - Reviews: 1406 - Favs: 2,828 - Follows: 1,157 - Updated: 9/13/2011 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Scarred for Life by swimmergirl3 reviews
Ashton is sent to CHB on a request, though she belongs at SPQR. what happens when she meets her favourite character from TLH, Leo.V? what will happen when she is caught in a CHB SPQR war? BTW:not Leo Hephaestus Leo Jake Mason they just didnt have him.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,606 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/17/2010 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Hephaestus, Leo V.
Balancing Destinies by DobbyElfLord reviews
Sequel to Altered Destinies: Harry returns to his original time to find the wizarding world changed due to his actions in the past. Not only does his family and friends await, but so does a new prophecy. Reading AD first is required to understand!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 19 - Words: 147,171 - Reviews: 2013 - Favs: 2,684 - Follows: 2,966 - Updated: 11/8/2010 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
The Time Meddlers by witowsmp reviews
After things have gone terribly in the war, Harry and Hermione decide to travel back in time to stop the war from happening. Things go well at first, until...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 118,030 - Reviews: 2745 - Favs: 3,113 - Follows: 2,227 - Updated: 10/14/2010 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Broken Bow by Xed Alpha reviews
An old fool's vengence forces Apollo to keep a huge and possibly devestating secret from Artemis for over a decade, a deception that she may never be able to forgive him for. Winner of the Veritas OC award. Ghost Writers Approved. Beta by Shrrgnien.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 40,691 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 779 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Artemis - Complete
Dragon Tamer by claidibabaa reviews
Determined to enter and succeed in the world of Dragon Taming, Hermione Granger decides to impersonate as a man in order to realize her goals. What she didn't count on however was having to work for one Draco Malfoy. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 45,976 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 8/15/2009 - Published: 3/13/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Angelic Saviors by horseluver18 reviews
Hermione Granger is in an abusive relationship and can see no way out. An accident forces her and Draco Malfoy together and they discover that they've both been through terrible pain. Will they help or continue to hate each other? Chapter 15 finally up!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,508 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 2/3/2009 - Published: 11/25/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts by Roozette reviews
Title is self-explanitory. With a Harry/Draco twist. I am bored.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 50,167 - Reviews: 1109 - Favs: 1,388 - Follows: 998 - Updated: 11/14/2008 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Harry P., Draco M.
All That You Haven't Got by KillRomantic reviews
Hermione Granger believes she’s read every book that’s in Hogwarts. Every book, that is, except the one Blaise Zabini has. Now she’s determined to pry the book out of his Slytherin hands – but what are the consequences doing so?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,739 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 8/12/2008 - Published: 4/30/2005 - Blaise Z., Hermione G.
Deception & Concealment by KissThis reviews
Voldemort is dead; Harry bitter. In order to save him and her world, Hermione does the unimaginable and the illegal - disguised as a boy she goes back to the Marauders' Era, but finds herself in a sticky situation of love. [OT3: JP x HG x SB]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 109,072 - Reviews: 1334 - Favs: 1,233 - Follows: 1,267 - Updated: 6/29/2008 - Published: 4/30/2005 - Hermione G., Sirius B.
Matchmaking the Past by shy-n-great reviews
Hermione has managed to get herself thrown back in time, the Marauders time to be exact. Can she keep James off her and make him fall for Lily while trying to get herself back to her time? And what do Peter, Sirius and Remus think about this new girl?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 43,115 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 764 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 4/27/2008 - Published: 10/26/2005 - Hermione G., James P. - Complete
While You Were Gone by atruwriter reviews
With the end of war, Harry and Ron escape to find themselves. Left behind, Hermione is lost on her own, only to be found by two of the most unlikely people. A strong love and friendship is created, but Ron and Harry's return will bring much turmoil. FHr - [HIATUS]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 52,010 - Reviews: 1136 - Favs: 1,324 - Follows: 1,353 - Updated: 3/17/2008 - Published: 9/29/2007 - [Hermione G., Fred W.]
An Unlikely Pair by AnneM.Oliver reviews
They were an unlikely pair. He knew it, so did she. Everyone did. It didn't matter,they were merely friends, hardly even that. There was certainly no affection, no romance. Just friendship. Neither wanted more. Honestly. Well, maybe. Nominated fiction.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 86,464 - Reviews: 1216 - Favs: 994 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 2/28/2008 - Published: 11/12/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Interpretations of Fate by Sil'vinya reviews
This is wrong, only one soul was to be taken, not both. The balance has been thrown into disarray. You can go back to make things right.The choice has been made, a new game begins. Harry's soul is sent back after fate decides to roll the dice again.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 57,684 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 551 - Updated: 2/24/2008 - Published: 12/30/2005
The Hardest Riddle by Wheezy1 reviews
Harry acquires the ability to travel dimensions, gathering training and skills so he can eventually defeat Voldemort. Independent Harry, Manipulative Dumbledore, eventual HPGW. No slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 109,558 - Reviews: 1281 - Favs: 1,278 - Follows: 1,556 - Updated: 2/22/2008 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort
Altered Destinies by DobbyElfLord reviews
DONE! Harry has defeated Voldemort, but it was a costly victory. Aberforth Dumbledore presents a plan to go back and kill the infant Riddle, but Harry will have to stay there 10 years. Can Harry alter the wizarding world's destiny? WWII and Grindelwald
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 39 - Words: 289,078 - Reviews: 3491 - Favs: 5,524 - Follows: 1,963 - Updated: 9/1/2007 - Published: 9/15/2006 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Oh How Things Have Changed by Noon's Phoenix reviews
Voldemort is defeated. Having not been able to fight along side her friends, Hermione is angry. Very angry. Will she ever be able to forgive Harry and Ron for what they did? Why is Draco in her apartment? And who's Emma? SEQUAL UP!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,252 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 2/25/2007 - Published: 4/14/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Mustn't Love Granger by Aastha Panit reviews
Ever since the Dark Side was destroyed and Lucius Malfoy was put into Azkaban by his own son, Draco has been relentlessly tortured by his father through dreams and letters. But Draco doesn't want anyone to know, so Hermione decides to interfere..COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 52,168 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 2/12/2007 - Published: 9/1/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Shadow Boy by Pissed Off Poet1 reviews
Harry Potter could never be called normal. Not when he was abandoned by his parents when his twin brother was hailed the boy who lived, and definitely not when he returned fourteen years with three adopted brothers in tow, to rock Hogwarts world.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 52,363 - Reviews: 1554 - Favs: 2,627 - Follows: 1,052 - Updated: 1/27/2007 - Published: 10/1/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Future Parents Program by Avari20 reviews
AU 7th year...There once was a boy named Draco with an extremely determined mother and a distrubing fascination for a certain bushy haired female. When a schemeing headmaster with an idea about babies is thrown into the mix, Draco's problems multiply a thousand fold. *currently editing for content, because I'm the author and I can do that*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 51,154 - Reviews: 1186 - Favs: 2,687 - Follows: 586 - Updated: 11/28/2006 - Published: 12/22/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Hogwarts Clique by mina1011 reviews
[COMPLETE] Mean girls meets Magical world...Every school has them, a clique, even at Hogwarts. All stunningly pretty, and richabsolutely rolling in the galleons. The kind of girls guys always seem to fall for, and the ones all the girls envy.DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 39,220 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 10/11/2006 - Published: 8/19/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A New Law by Luisa Weasley20 reviews
The marriage law has passed, and Hermione finds herself with a slight problem. Luckily, one of the Weasley boys is there to help.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 37,500 - Reviews: 493 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 412 - Updated: 8/10/2006 - Published: 3/12/2006 - Charlie W., Hermione G.
Sirius' Potion Mistake by RedHal reviews
Trying to bring the ghosts of James and Lily so they could protect Harry from Snape's taunting, Sirius makes a mistake and actually brings them back to life.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 40 - Words: 34,126 - Reviews: 990 - Favs: 675 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 7/9/2006 - Published: 5/19/2006 - Complete
Love Means Never Having to TimeTravel by BlueRosesAtMidnight reviews
Complete. FWHG. Hermione and Fred accidentally go back in time to the Marauder's Era when a potion explodes. Hilarity ensues when Fred creates their cover story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 77,694 - Reviews: 1461 - Favs: 2,653 - Follows: 538 - Updated: 4/16/2006 - Published: 12/5/2005 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
But I was being serious! by graceandfire reviews
FINISHED First fanfiction ever! But do not run away : It's a [relatively] short story whereby Fred asks Hermione out and she refuses to believe him. Set in the early part of book 5 before things get SERIOUS.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,520 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 12/11/2005 - Published: 10/26/2005 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
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Annabeth's Story reviews
Have you ever wondered what happened when Annabeth, Thalia, and Luke were on the run? (Updates will be slow due to school)
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,943 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/3/2014 - Published: 10/3/2012 - Annabeth C., Luke C., Thalia G.
Twinkle Toes reviews
Percy blames himself for the casualties from the Giant War, Annabeth cheers him up with images of Clarisse as a military general. Percabeth One-shot, fluffy, no smut or lemon, just pure fluff.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,042 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/24/2014 - Annabeth C., Clarisse R., Percy J. - Complete
Underestimated reviews
Abandoned and cast out by the ones he calls family, Percy searches for a new meaning, and a certain Goddess of Creation just might be able to help him. Chaos story, but I can't say that it's not like the others, I just hope you like it. Rated T cause Im paranoid.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,606 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/8/2014 - Published: 10/20/2012 - Bianca A., Luke C., Percy J., OC
The Mark of Athena reviews
My version of MoA, hope you like it!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 6,329 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/13/2012 - Published: 8/21/2012 - Percy J., Jason G.
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