oldtair ibn-la'old
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Joined 04-15-12, id: 3919953, Profile Updated: 05-02-14
Author has written 8 stories for Resident Evil, Red vs. Blue, Dead Space, and Devil May Cry.

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Dat's Hot by gayrobots reviews
Desmond Miles, betrayed by his associates, was unsure of his sexuality until one fateful meeting with his ancestor, Altaïr Ibn-La'Ahad. Ezio shows up too and it gets super gay. Desmond's hunger is satiated. Yaoi boyxboy don't like don't read xoxo
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,110 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/27/2014 - Altaïr, Desmond M., Ezio A.
My Shiny Teeth and Me by gayrobots
Desmond Miles meets charming teen pop idol Chip Skylark during work, who offers to show him a better way to whiten his teeth.
Crossover - Fairly OddParents & Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 713 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/14/2014 - Complete
How To Lick Your Wounds by Blatantly Queer reviews
Fifteen years after his supposed death, the infamous Vergil Sparda drags himself out of purgatory. Battered and seriously wounded, there's only one person he needs to see, and apologize to. Devilcest, love/hate, comfort, man angst. M for future intimacy.
Devil May Cry - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,434 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/29/2013 - Published: 7/26/2013 - Dante, Vergil, Trish, Lady/Mary
Divine Intervention by Razzmatazzy reviews
Dante meets his guardian angel. Definitely not what he expected.
Devil May Cry - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,036 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/7/2013 - Dante - Complete
Resident Stupidity for Ditto9 by Striped-Tie reviews
Ditto9 Had a bad day. I wrote this, thus securing my place in hell.
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 337 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Chris R., Jill V. - Complete
Resident Evil: Hopeless Reckoning by TheMedic90 reviews
This is the story of Rebecca Chambers, all the way from Raccoon City to the events of Resident evil 5.
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,218 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/26/2012 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Rebecca C. - Complete
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Drifting Through Dead Space
A little something based off of the end of Dead Space 3, Isaac's thoughts after the final boss fight. It's really more practice for writing Isaac's character. This is my first time writing Dead Space, I hope I do it justice and that you enjoy!
Dead Space - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,428 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/10 - Isaac C., Ellie L. - Complete
Catch reviews
A prompt from a friend! Wash finds out about Junior through a game of catch with Tucker. Set during season 11. This is my first time writing RVB so please let me know what you think!
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 939 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/22 - L. Tucker, Wash - Complete
Boneyards reviews
A songfic for Boneyards by Parkway Drive. To die like this—eaten away to nothing but bones by these horrible creatures. Sinking, sinking away into the depths. 'Parker, O'Brian…Chris...I've let you all down.'
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,259 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/2/2014 - Jill V., Parker L. - Complete
Chaos reviews
Jill Valentine has been thrown into a world that's not her own. Dante and Nero have no idea who this woman really is. Both universes have been thrown off balance, and a powerful devil is to blame. It's up the unlikely trio to save it. Filled with both demons and BOWs from the past, and some unlikely help from the future-the world is ending, but can our heroes really save it?
Crossover - Resident Evil & Devil May Cry - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,408 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/11/2013 - Chris R., Jill V., Dante, Nero
Odd Meetings reviews
This is a series I've had in my head for awhile now. I had the idea to create scenarios where RE characters who've never met, meet. I appreciate any reviews or hearing anyone's ideas on a meeting they'd like to see. At the moment I have Piers and Sheva, Piers and Steve, and Hunnigan and Sherry's up.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,168 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/3/2013 - Published: 5/25/2013 - Piers N., Sheva A., Steve B., Sherry B.
What Your Mirror Thinks of You reviews
While splitting up for an ammo and health sweep, Rebecca can't help but gaze off and think about the things that've happened. All of her thoughts have begun to weigh heavily on her, but Billy knows exactly how to help. It only takes a small conversation from her partner to help get her rolling again.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,554 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/3/2013 - Rebecca C., Billy C. - Complete
Rain reviews
Jill just hasn't been the same since Africa. Nightmares and memories come to haunt her, the feelings of pain and shame becoming all too much every night. "There wasn't any rain, it's so calming, it almost makes waking up in the middle of the night bearable." "Africa's 8,000 miles away, along with the whole Kijuju incident." Luckily she has Chris there with her.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,401 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Published: 6/22/2013 - Chris R., Jill V. - Complete
Safe Haven reviews
A short fic about Jill Valentine moment of calm during the horrors of the Spencer Mansion. I had been trying to describe how Resident Evil really made me feel to a friend, and I thought I would just write it out to show her. The save room music always gives me chills, I cant help but imagine this scenario every time I hear it. Hopefully some of you will get a sense of nostalgia.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 976 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/25/2013 - Complete