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Joined 04-15-12, id: 3920179, Profile Updated: 01-24-15
Author has written 16 stories for Pirates of the Caribbean, Lord of the Rings, Chronicles of Narnia, Hobbit, and Harry Potter.

Can't sing, can't dance, can't handle a sword a little.

I'm Bronze Cat and I live somewhere under a rain cloud in Scotland!

I read mainly fantasy, watch far too much television and am almost permanently attached to my laptop, which I named Zaphod. (The pendrive is called Beeblebrox)

Fandomwise, I love Lord of the Rings and Sherlock. I've been an avid fan of Tolkien ever since my dad read me the Hobbit at about the age of 8. At about the same time, I picked up The Master Blackmailer in my school's library and so began what I believe will be a life-long love of Sherlock Holmes and his adventures. I shamelessly ship Dramione from Harry Potter and Arya/Gendry from Game of Thrones. I'm also a Slytherin, a Lannister, a citizen of District 11 and a Hobbit. Bit of a clash there I realise.

I'm also partial to a bit of Neil Gaiman. Neverwhere is probably my favourite book ever and certainly the amazing Mr Croup and Mr Vandemar are my favourite pair of villains. (I met Neil Gaiman at a book signing on the 28th August 2013. I may have fangirled and stood there like a slack-jawed idiot.)

To see me as a writer, look at The Shieldmaiden of the North, my serious LOTR fic, or my current Destiny saga (Destiny's Instrument, which is finished, and Destiny's Weapon which is ongoing) which is set in the Narnian universe.

To see me as a person and get an insight into how my depraved brain functions, look at my Sue parodies, such as One Sue to Rule Them All. (Hey, let's put Orcs in sequins!!!! Why brain, why?)

I write with OCs, most of which are female. I personally find it easier to understand the particular universe I am writing in through the eyes of a character which I invented. Why female OCs? Well, I'm female and I know how girls think. In theory. I'm a strange one. I guess I'm also a bit cynical when it comes to love because none of my characters get a typical Happily Ever After.

About reviews - I'm sorry but I only leave a review if I think there is something worth saying. I am not the sort of person who leaves a review going Loved it! on every single chapter. I try to give constructive criticism and I will never outright flame someone unless it is an Obvious Troll being Obvious. Again, I only answer reviews if I have something to say. But, I do make the point of looking at the profiles of everybody who reviews or follows and if one of your works catches my eye, then I may read it.

Disclaimer because I forget it in all my stories - If you recognise it, I don't own it. I own my OCs but that's about it. I try to stick to canon when I can and if I diverge then I try to come up with a justification instead of just saying "This is fanfiction so I will do what I want!". I write only for fun and to improve my skills as a writer because, hey, it would be fantastic if I could one day see my original works in print or coming to life on the tv screen.

The sort of twee person who thinks swearing is in any way a sign of a lack of education or a lack of verbal interest... is just a f*ing lunatic - Stephen Fry

There is no-one else like you. Follow your dreams and don't let the b@stards wear you down - Brian Blessed

Zapp - This whole sector is uncharted!
Kif - It is not uncharted, you lost the charts!

"Let's eat Grandma!" or "Let's eat, Grandma!" Punctuation saves lives.

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Dear Students by Ella the Owl with Amber Eyes reviews
Dumbledore sends his students a letter at three in the morning.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 21,866 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 12/28/2014 - Published: 3/7/2014 - Albus D.
Sunday by HalfASlug reviews
After years of battles with Dark magic and each other, Ron and Hermione have earned the right to spend a couple of days in bed.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,251 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 12/17/2014 - Published: 11/28/2012 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Love, Me by xXxVioletSkyxXx reviews
Drabbles of letters throughout Harry Potter from all different characters and in all different formats; written from me to you. *Winner of the 2013 L and L Genre Awards for best friendship story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 364 - Words: 91,932 - Reviews: 1420 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 11/16/2014 - Published: 6/1/2012
The Fellowship Café by Boromerely reviews
In the campus of Middle-Earth University lies the Fellowship Café, the famous coffee and Legolas's delicious vegan friendly (who knew?) baked goods. Owned by none other than Gandalf the Grey, the café is the employment place of many of the students, and the greatest place to get a rather decent cup of coffee to get students through the misery of University.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 33 - Words: 60,222 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 8/17/2014 - Published: 9/28/2013 - Peregrin T., Aragorn, Boromir, Arwen U. - Complete
Fireball by 2brown-eyes reviews
Edward and Alice Masen move to Forks, Wa when their parents die. They find a new life for them waiting in this new place. Will this new journey lead to an eternal love for either of them. A twist on twilight if Edward/Alice were humans and Bella/Cullens as vampires. This journey has similarities, but is not the same one Bella took. There will be new surprises. Canon couples.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 31 - Words: 129,869 - Reviews: 930 - Favs: 613 - Follows: 532 - Updated: 5/2/2014 - Published: 10/4/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Luminescence by foolondahill17 reviews
"Astoria's breath caught. That hadn't happened. It was just her imagination. The hat hadn't said…said that" Disappointments, conflicts, and rivalries abound, friendships develop and crumble, family values are challenged, and a mass-murderer causes havoc. The unknown tale of Astoria Greengrass, an in-depth look at her time at Hogwarts, year one. The first in the Of the Stars series
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 69,481 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/21/2014 - Published: 10/18/2013 - Astoria G., Daphne G. - Complete
The Only Humans In Narnia by WingedFlight reviews
Aslan won't tell you anyone else's story, even if everyone else is dead. A dark LWW AU.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,778 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/21/2014 - Lucy Pevensie, Aslan - Complete
The Fat Lady: a portrait's story by E. Greyjoy reviews
It hurt to be forgotten, to notice how each year that passed, the students would be even less interested in her name. It hurt to be called the name that made her hate herself.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,800 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/29/2013 - The Fat Lady - Complete
What's in a Name? by WillowDryad reviews
Peter and Edmund are on the run, but how long can they stay hidden? Golden Age. No slash.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,397 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/15/2013 - Peter Pevensie, Edmund Pevensie, Oreius - Complete
The Announcement by Kallios the Scholar reviews
Fili has something that he'd like to say to the fangirls. So do Bilbo and Galadriel.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,125 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/26/2013 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Fili
Imrahil's Daughters by Lialathuveril reviews
A chance encounter in a linen cupboard in the Houses of Healing has unforeseen consequences as Éomer of Rohan finds himself caught between two very different women. However, things are not quite as they seem: a tale of love, deception and bees.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 61,697 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 1/14/2013 - Published: 9/3/2012 - Lothíriel, Eomer - Complete
Sweet Valar, What Have We Done? by Krissy001 reviews
One-shot: When a delegation from Mirkwood arrives to discuss a treaty with Elrond, the twins are "asked" to take care of their sister. But what will Elladan, Elrohir, and Legolas have to do to keep a young Arwen entertained? (No Slash) Disclaimer: I do not own Lord of the Rings.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,484 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 28 - Published: 11/7/2012 - Elrohir, Legolas - Complete
The Tom Cat's Collar by bad2wolf2mcgee reviews
Sherlock is frustrated; A case with little evidence, no cigarettes in the house and a new housemate downstairs who aggravates him to no end. John has his work cut out to keep the peace. NOT sherlock/oc, this story is my contribution to prove you can have an oc in Sherlock without anyone being out of character or the story being just... bad.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 21 - Words: 18,029 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/9/2012 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Sherlock H., John W., OC - Complete
It's a Crime Scene! by Ttime42 reviews
John tries to coax Sherlock out of a bad mood at a crime scene. PG for mild gore in the form of decapitation. Genfic. Warning: Contains awful puns.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,320 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/18/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Obvious Facts in the Guise of Reality by The Circus reviews
Your Paton helps define you, your chosen god helps influence the path of your life. Yet John has no Patron Sherlock can see and that niggling itch of a question shoved determinedly to the back of his mind is getting stronger every day. In a world where every person has a Greek god as a Patron, who is John Watson's?
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,021 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 45 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Teletubbies' Adventure in Lothlorien by LalaithElerrina reviews
When the Teletubbies find themselves unexpectedly in LothLorien, no one could imagine the havoc they cause...
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Teletubbies - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,754 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Haldir - Complete
Set in Stone by Tonzura123 reviews
During a trip to the country of Calormen, Peter learns about one of their oldest customs. It seems that Edmund must save his skin once more... Nonslash oneshot. Set in the seventh and eighth years of the Pevensie reign. Light humor and family banter.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,594 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Edmund Pevensie, Peter Pevensie - Complete
The Council of Pippin by Earendilion reviews
What would have happened if Elrond was late for his own council? Something disastrous, no doubt. Nominated for 2007 MC Awards.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,334 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Complete
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Crusade reviews
Before his story turned to legend, before his legacy became nothing more than elitism and bigotry, before his friends and he built their sanctuary, he was just a man. Once he was a boy named Sal. Once he was a soldier known as the Green Serpent. Once he was a teacher called Professor Slytherin. He wasn't a monster; only a human.*AU due to timeline changes*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,206 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/7 - Published: 9/11/2014 - Salazar S., Helga H., Godric G., Rowena R.
Agape reviews
Agape wore a gown of moss that streamed behind her as she ran through the glades of her home. Agape, to him, was wild and free. Agape knew they would always be together. They were young, and they were in love. *Part One of The Bear's Den Collection*
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,252 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/15 - [Peter Pevensie, OC] - Complete
Wildcat: Into the Fray reviews
She never expected to see them again. But she did, and now they have all been thrown back into Narnia and into a war. The wildcat must enter the fray and protect her kings and queens once more in a world that not only does she not recognise but has forgotten who she is. Is her heart in it or will she fall? *ON HIATUS*
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,210 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/2 - Published: 11/14/2014 - OC, Peter Pevensie, Lucy Pevensie, Caspian X
Down By the River reviews
She sits under the oak tree and she waits for him to come back from his wonderful, strange boarding school. Ten summers, ten moments between James Potter and the best friend he can never explain himself to. "In her own creepy world, there's a girl, there's a girl, and she's down by the river!" - Bubbles, Biffy Clyro *NOT James/OC*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,152 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/25/2014 - Published: 12/15/2014 - James P., OC - Complete
The Troubles of Humanity
It's hard to be a human. It's even harder when you have spent fifteen years as a wildcat, and suddenly you are expected to be a human again.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,775 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/14/2014 - Digory Kirke, OC - Complete
Wildcat reviews
She isn't like the other four and she doesn't understand why she has been brought to this magical land. So, she is going to fight; for her new friends and for her family. If there is one thing this little wildcat knows how to do, it is fight. *Fifth Child* *No pairings, just friendship* REPOST
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,735 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/8/2014 - Published: 4/11/2014 - Aslan, Peter Pevensie, Lucy Pevensie, OC - Complete
Teacher
Life is an adventure. She is happy to bob along on her own, while she sets others upon the start of theirs. Many don't know her but the few that do will always remember her; that funny little witch who taught them to read and filled their heads with stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,289 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/7/2014
Destiny's Weapon reviews
The Lion has fallen; the Four are scattered; and the Future that was has been ripped away. Narnia is darker than ever before and only one is left to stand against Jadis and her allies. Good against Evil; Light against Dark; Will against Will; Sister against Sister. The Fall of Charn was only the beginning. *INDEFINITELY ON HIATUS*
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,340 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/4/2014 - Published: 9/8/2013 - Jadis the White Witch, OC
One Sue to Rule Them All reviews
The Council of Elrond is interrupted by a most unwelcome visitor and not even Gandalf and Elrond can fight off her powers. She is the deadly, the terrible, Mary Sue. Now a multi-chapter featuring the Fabulous Saruman, Orcs who shimmy, llamas, as many coconuts as you could want and the one and only Julian. And poor Sauron isn't exactly feeling himself either...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,761 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 1/29/2014 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Gandalf, Aragorn, Sauron, Glorfindel
Checkmate reviews
It is the Golden Age of Narnia. Long oppressed by the Witch's magic, the Governor of the Lone Islands pushes his daughter into the path of the High King. If a marriage between the two can be orchestrated, he can seek the independence he so desperately craves. Yet the High King is not the one who turns her head... **Formerly called "A Queen In All But Name"**
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 31,424 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 8/31/2013 - Published: 12/16/2012 - [Edmund Pevensie, OC] Lucy Pevensie, Peter Pevensie - Complete
Destiny's Instrument reviews
She is a follower, not a leader. She watched, powerless, as her sister destroyed their world. Now Jadis seeks to destroy another. She must stand with her Master and his Son and defy her but can she really fight against her own sister again? The story of the other Princess of Charn and her fate after the Deplorable Word fell from Jadis' lips.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,205 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/15/2013 - Published: 5/13/2013 - Jadis the White Witch, Aslan, OC - Complete
All That Splendour reviews
Susan watches as another young woman takes the throne and reflects back on her own coronation and reign.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,181 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Susan Pevensie - Complete
A Moose's Tale reviews
Lord Aras, most noble steed of King Thranduil of Mirkwood, recounts the night when Smaug came to Erebor. Crack!fic written on a caffeine high!
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 717 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/7/2013 - Complete
To Be A King's Son reviews
A young man is to take his oaths of fealty and lordship to his King but his mother is no ordinary woman. She is the Shieldmaiden of the North and she carries with her more secrets than scars on her body. And the Queen can see one of the secrets as clear as day in the young man's eyes. A tale of family, loyalty and the stories swallowed by the deserts of Harad.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,709 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/25/2013 - Published: 3/29/2013 - Eomer, Lothíriel, Elfwine, OC
The Shieldmaiden of the North reviews
"You will make a formidable Rider, Ailith. They will write sagas about you." The story of Ailith, childhood friend of Éowyn, Éomer and Théodred. From her youth at the court of Edoras to her part in the War of the Ring. Only her friendship and her love and loyalty to Rohan will keep her strong.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Fantasy - Chapters: 35 - Words: 44,234 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 3/16/2013 - Published: 7/29/2012 - Complete
Father of the Caribbean reviews
Written for Father's Day! The crew are approached by an army of Jack's children, led by the formidable Aurora. Ye be warned, Mary Sue is loose on the High Sea! Please R&R
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,873 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Complete