Death By Segway Scooter
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Joined 01-28-01, id: 39230, Profile Updated: 06-23-13
Author has written 24 stories for Transformers/Beast Wars, Yu-Gi-Oh, Akira, Pokémon, Mario, and Homestuck.

What do you get when someone gets run over by a Segway Scooter? I think a better question would be, "Why didn't you move? It only goes five miles an hour!"

Speaking of questions, how about I leave you with some words of wisdom?

"Popcorn flavored death!" - Conversations within my college biochem class.

And that's all for now. Goodnight, ev'rybody! "Hooray for Hollywood" plays as the author exits.

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Eridan Ampora: My Immortal by bloodyknight413 reviews
-Based Off Of My Immortal. Don't know if this has been done before- the name is eridan ampora im goffik do you fuckin havve a problem wwith it lowwblood. this is the fuckin story of my goffik lovve life wwith the dreamy lowwblood sollux captor
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,378 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/24/2012 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Eridan A., Sollux C.
The Darker Knight by Cafe Hoax Zest reviews
Batman and his cousin fight evil villians in Gotham
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 12 - Words: 4,348 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/3/2010 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Bruce W./Batman, Harvey D. - Complete
Prophecy by Asher Tye reviews
Changed name from Silver Fox! In the world of Mobius, a prophecy exist of one who will one day bring the world to a great harmony. Whether he will do it through peace or destruction is a choice as simple... as the flip of a coin.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 92,583 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/31/2007 - Published: 3/11/2001 - Tails, Sonic
Love at first sight by MotleyKrew reviews
Just another Hermione Snape love story
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/15/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Final Fantasy XVI: Revenge of the Fishglobe! by Hugh Jass reviews
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WHATEVER YOU DO DO NOT READ AND REVIEW THIS STORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,944 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/9/2002
The Sound Of The Siren by Synthesis Landale reviews
Phantasy Star III. From the point of view of Siren, who accompanied Orakio and Laya on their fateful mission to seal Dark Force.
Phantasy Star - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,343 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/1/2002
The Curse by Metal Gear Prime reviews
With Prime now outside his front door, what will Starscream do to survive? STORY NOW COMPLETE!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,255 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/3/2002 - Published: 12/16/2001 - Complete
A Countdown To Chocoballs by Carbuncle reviews
Chocoballs - the latest chocolate sensation!!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 752 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/17/2001
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Wishful Thinking reviews
Be careful what you wish for, because you might just get her - and then she'll be too much for you to handle. BQ/BK
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,379 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Complete
Out of Her Shell reviews
It's hard to be romantic when you're fighting your own biology. WQ/WK, lime.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,913 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Complete
Better Castles and Gardens reviews
Excerpts from the recovered diary of a former employee of Castle Bleck.
Mario - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,514 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Count Bleck/Blumiere - Complete
Warm Fuzzies reviews
As Blumiere attempts to surprise Timpani with a spell, something goes horribly wrong. Or does it...?
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,337 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Count Bleck/Blumiere, Tippi/Timpani - Complete
The Great Equalizer reviews
Things are going great for Blumiere and Timpani in their new home. Almost too good...
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,575 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Count Bleck/Blumiere, Tippi/Timpani - Complete
NonLinear Time reviews
Is being able to see the past and the future really such a good thing?
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 471 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Xatu/Natio - Complete
Golden Vision reviews
After his terrible ordeal with Tetsuo and Akira, Kaneda suddenly has a cryptic vision of his own.
Akira - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 951 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/30/2010 - S. Kaneda - Complete
Traitors in the Midst
After Tetsuo turns on him, Kaneda begins to suspect his other friends.
Akira - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,929 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/30/2010 - S. Kaneda - Complete
The Serpent and the Rainbow reviews
Tetsuo has gone missing, and Kaneda seems all too happy to help Kaori look for him.
Akira - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,786 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Kaori, S. Kaneda - Complete
Hungry Like the Wolf reviews
Kai is a man of many secrets - such as living a double life!
Akira - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,608 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Kaisuke - Complete
Iron Nightmare
Sometimes reality can be stranger than a dream.
Akira - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,386 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Tetsuo S. - Complete
Ritual reviews
History has been known to repeat itself. But when someone tries to force it to repeat, it isn't always happy to comply.
Akira - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 32,080 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/22/2010 - S. Kaneda - Complete
The Duel of the Century reviews
Seto and Yugi are having yet another exciting, climactic duel! Or are they?
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 664 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/15/2010 - S. Kaiba, Yami Yūgi - Complete
The Marathon Pharaoh reviews
Kaiba has to pay a little visit to the dentist thanks to a horrible toothache. But nothing good ever started in a dentist's office.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,964 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/15/2010 - S. Kaiba - Complete
Mokuba Saves Christmas reviews
Mokuba makes a very special Christmas wish.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,871 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Mokuba K. - Complete
Multiplicity reviews
After the Kaiba brothers are abrubtly transported to a mysterious place, they find a very unpleasant surprise waiting for them. Perhaps today was not a good day to get out of bed.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,603 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/15/2010 - S. Kaiba, Amelda - Complete
Nukes and Ladders reviews
Mirrorverse Sometimes, dreams of a better tomorrow have terrible results.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,043 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Complete
A Day Late and a Buck Short reviews
After the Decepticons have finally been defeated, Optimus Prime gets some strange visitors.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 433 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/12/2006 - Optimus Prime - Complete
Nighthowler reviews
[Mirrorverse] A quick peek into the future...all the way into the year 2005.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,937 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/25/2005 - Complete
Electric Sheep reviews
Mirrorverse Do mechanoids dream of electric sheep? If they do, Mindwipe is an exception, for he dreams about something more than just that. Unless of course, electric sheep are city sized and wear Autobot symbols...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,422 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/25/2005 - Mindwipe - Complete
Jailbreak! reviews
Swindle gets an offer he can't refuse...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,489 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/24/2004 - Swindle - Complete
Sour Apple Tree reviews
What seems to be just a wounded Decepticon landing on his doorstep soon lands Rodimus into a Darwinian nightmare...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,733 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/28/2003 - Published: 12/23/2003 - Rodimus Prime
Runaway reviews
The movie came and went and left behind many unanswered questions in its wake. Could this be an answer to one of them?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,583 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/16/2003 - Complete
Schizoid reviews
Scourge's luck never was all that good to begin with. And it's just about to get even worse...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,816 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/16/2003 - Scourge - Complete