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Joined 04-16-12, id: 3923038, Profile Updated: 09-23-13
Author has written 16 stories for Hunger Games, Victorious, House of Night, and Percy Jackson and the Olympians.

Hiyaa! I'm Clove'sShinyKnife! But you can call me Clo or Shiny. :3
I'm originally from the Uk, and I know live in the Netherlands.
I am 16, and a writer, animator, sing-y person, and fantasist.
I'm addicted to the Vampire Academy, the Hunger Games, Darkest Powers, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and House of Night series.
District One
Dauntless
RavenClaw
Cabin 20 - Hecate!
Element Earth
Necromancer
Moroi.
Clato AND Glarvel shipper.
TEAM ALEXBELLE.

I have 10 projects up now, and im busy with more, so stay tuned.
My Tumblr:
Im up for any collabs or prereading or stuff, i love making new buddies on FF :)
Just pm me or Tumblr the crap outta me, and ill reply asap. :D

My favorite Pairings:
Vampire Academy: Rose/Adrian (Radrian? Adrose?) Because theyre so sweet together!
Lissa/Christian -
Team Listian!
Dimitri/Tasha -
Even though i despise her.
Mason/Rose -
Team Rason!
Eddie/Mia -
MeddieMia is awesome. Eddie is awesome. Need i say more?

Darkest Powers: Derek/Chloe (Chlerek) - they are adorably awkward together
Liz/Simon - (Limon) I know they aren't a real couple, but... :)
Brady/Rae (Brae)

The Hunger Games: Clove/Cato (Clato) - I LOVE THEM!!! They totally should've won! I can't stand it that they died!
Clove/Marvel (Clarvel) - Cuz awwwwwww
Glimmer/Marvel (Glarvel) - because I'd totally be District 1, they'd be adorable.
Rory/Prim (RoryRose) - even if they're syblings couldn't work out, they could.
Haymitch/Maysilee (Haysilee)- why else would he have stayed?

Harry Potter: Ginny/Harry
Ron/Hermoine Romoine 5eva!
Luna Lovegood/ whoever the f she wants.(But mostly Neville) TEAM LUNA!

House of night: Zoey/Stark - they make me cry so much.
Stevie-Rae/Dallas - because I love him, and I adore her.
Aphrodite/Darius - because even hags from hell deserve love.
Erin/Heath- Because they need to end up with someone nice :)

Vampire Diaries: Tyler/Caroline
Katherine/Stefan (Steferine)
Elena/Damon (Delena)
Bonnie/Jeremy (Beremy)

Victorious: Tori/Beck
Robbie/Cat
Jade/Andre
Trina/Sinjin

ICarly: Freddie/Carly - Creddie
Sam/Brad
Gibby/Cat (Victorious xd)
Spencer/ Gibbys mom


Projects:

While We Can: Sequal to While We're Young. Clove is in the Hunger Games. Cato is left at home to take Care of Caroline. 4th chapter up!

Beautifull - Cashmere's GamesSee ive always been curious about how Cashmere's and Gloss's games went. So i decided to make a fanfic about it. This is part one. Part Two is Gloss's Games.

High Maintance - Glimmer and Clove have known each other since childhood, and suprisingly these two are best friends. The most gorgeous girls in all of Panem only deserve the best - that also includes bff's and boyfriends.


Finished Projects:
While We're Young (I just put up the twenty second chapter. Check it out? *bats eyelashes*) -
Clove Brytl is four years old when she first meets Cato Grant, on her first day of school. She directly notes to stay away from him for being mean to her best friend Rosie Lynson. But when Cato tells Clove a secret he's kept for the past 9 years, Clove's thoughts on Cato start to change. Do they still have enough time?

Foxface's Games:Foxface's Games.

Just Friends:Clato Oneshot. To the Song Just Friends by Shane Harper

Mandarin (the Girl i Gave My Life For) -Clove Massae volunteers for her little sister MAndarin, together with her boyfriend Cato Bryans. She promises to get home, knowing that it has to be either Cato or herself. But what if a Seam girl from District Twelve has the same plan?

I'll Win for You - Haysilee One Shot. Maysilee and Haymitch in her last moments.

Love Alone - Clato one shot. Clove has been feeling something stronger than friendship for Cato, and is thrilled to hear that he feels the same. But he keeps avoiding the subject..

Cato's Child - Clove and Cato had a baby, just one month before the 74th Reaping. But Clove never came home to Ava, and Cato did. Andhe begrudges the baby ever since.

Glarvel One-Shot: To The Song "Ready Or Not"By Bridgit Mendler.


Projects coming up:

Gorgeous - Gloss's Games Same as with , except from Gloss's pov. We all know they won - but how did they win?

What a Girl Wants - Glimmer Aedas, the beauty girl from District One, volunteers for the Hunger Games with high arrogance. Shes hoping - no, going- to sweep all the guys off their feet. But when a Girl from district Two gets all the attention that Glímmer réally deserves, Glimmer needs to find a way to turn the tables. (Ps. The story will be way beter than the summary xD)

A Glarvel One-Shot, as requested. Marvel and Glimmer did not know each other before they went to the Games, although alot of people write that they do. This how they begin to love each other, eventhough the curcumstances are against it?

Breadboy and Fire Girl A Peeniss Fanfic. After the Games. Peeta has no family, Katniss has no sister. The only people they see as family are Greasy Sae, Greasy Sae's granddaughter, and Haymitch Abernathy. But lately, everybody seems to be picking up their lives again. And whats wrong with Haymitch?


So, me and my friend Ink and Frozen Tears (neé Nightlock Angel 786) had this idea for a fanfic. Its a song fic to the song Demons by Imahine Dragons. Check out the first part on her profile, and here is part two!

So they dug your grave,And the masquerade,Will come calling out,At the mess you made

Cato pov

I sat alone in a cave near a small clearing. Outside the thunder storm was raging.
It was my second night without Clove, and i really missed her.
Her smile, her eyes, how she would use little creatures as target practer, i even missed how she wanted to set out and find a kill every second.
But now she was gone. And her last words had haunted me every second.
"I understand now. Im a demon." Those last 6 words, circled over and over in my brain.
The pain in her voice, the pain in her eyes. Then she was gone, and i had setted out to find Thresh. It hadnt taken me long, he was always in the same place, just like the girl from 5, but i knew that it wouldve been better if Clove and i had taken him out earlier. Then she would still be with me. As i murdered Thresh with a sword,a knife and a rock, i felt only theneed for revenge. And after his canon had fired, i knew Clove was avenged. But now i barely felt anything, just emptyness. Because my girlfriend, the only one i really cared for and loved, was gone forever.

Don’t want to let you down,But I am hell bound,Though this is all for you,Don’t want to hide the truth

I knew that i had to win for Clove, because otherwise she wouldnt be remembered. Her family barely cared about her, although Enobaria would remember her at times, i guessed.
I had to win, to make sure she did not die in vain. I couldnt do that to Clove. Only 3 more of us. Me and the Twelves, then i could go home. But i knew too that the Gamemakers didnt want me to go home. Everybody wanted the Twelves to go home, everybody bought the fake love story. So i wasnt suprised at all when i heard a howl, signifying the finale. But i was suprised when a pack of dog-like mutts showed up at the entrance of the clearing. I knew it was my sign to start running.

I was on the cornucopia, fighting with the Twelves. Finally, i manage to grab hold of Peeta. I just stare at FireGirl, who aims at me, while holding Loverboy in an iron lock. I knew i couldnt win -id known it all along. I just never wanted to believe it. As soon as i did, i would know id let Clove down.

They say it's what you make,I say it's up to fate,It's woven in my soul,I need to let you go

An arrow to the hand set me stumbling and falling off the Cornucopia, into the grasp of the Tribute-like Muttations. One of them, the leader of the pack, looked way to much like Clove.
The eyes were the same, the furr was the same dark color her hair had been. I just stared at it, praying that it wasnt really her inside of it.
I let them divour me, but the pain i felt didnt compare to the pain Cloves eyes caused. I wanted to be with her, and i wanted to win. Katniss then stuck her head into the Cornucopia, and aimed at me. With only Clove in mind, i mutter a 'please', and she lets the arrow fly.

So that was my part! Pm me your reviews, id love to hear what you think! xx


To all of you who have been oppressed and have had your Submit your Own Tribute stories reported. WE ARE REBELLING! It's time to start governing our OWN stories and if these people can't leave us be, then we WILL strike back! There are far too many SYOTs out there for them to start reporting us now and if we don't do something about it, these stories will cease to exist. I am getting a petition going to show the mediators of FF.net that we want that rule changed for the peace of mind of us Hunger Game fans! If you're with me, please copy and paste the petition below onto your profile and type your pen name so that others will know you're on board. (And after you're done, please PM me so I know that you signed so I can keep an eye on this thing.) Once we hit 500 pen names, we'll aim for 1,000. Thanks to everyone for reading this and in the words of the great Katniss Everdeen... "Fire is Catching! And if we burn, you burn with us!" Yours sincerely, Bittersweet Applesauce, the epic bookworm, skittlesgirl99,curly guy, ThatBlondeGirl130, AllHailPercyJackson, DemiGodGirl1000, Captain-random64, Leemur35 (its growing day by day), EvilhariboMadness, Charlie3Cato


Why do Boys Fall in Love with Girls

(This was written by a guy)
Don't break this; it's so sweet! :)
1. They will always smell good even if it's just shampoo.
2. The way their heads always find the right spot on our shoulder.
3. How cute they look when they sleep.
4. The ease in which they fit into our arms .
5. The way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in the world.
6. How cute they are when they eat.
7. The way they take hours to get dressed but in the end it makes it all worth while.
8. Because they are always warm even when its minus 30 outside.
9. The way they look good no matter what they wear.
10. The way they fish for compliments even though you both know that you think she's the most beautiful girl on this earth.
11. How cute they are when they argue.
12. The way her hand always finds yours.
13. The way they smile.
14. The way you feel when you see their name on the caller ID after you just had a big fight.
15. The way she says "lets not fight anymore" even though you know that an hour later...
16. The way that they kiss after you have had a fight.
17. The way they kiss you when you say "I love you".
18. Actually...Just the way they kiss you...
19. The way they fall into your arms when they cry.
20. Then the way they apologize for crying over something that silly.
21. The way they hit you and expect it to hurt.
22. Then the way they apologize when it does hurt (even though we don't admit it).
23. The way they say "I miss you".
24. The way you miss them.
25. The way their tears make you want to change the world so that it doesn't hurt her anymore...
26. The way that she looks almost always happy around you
Yet regardless if you love them, hate them, wish they would die or know that you would die without them it matters not. Because once in your life, whatever they were to the world they become everything to you. When you look them in the eyes, traveling to the depths of their souls and you say a million things without trace of a sound, you know that your own life is inevitabley consumed within the rhythmic beatings of her very heart. We love them for a million reasons, no paper would do it justice. It is a thing not of the mind but of the heart.
A feeling.
Only felt.
This chain started in 2002.
It is a love chain letter.
In an hour you are supposed to repost this.
Now here comes the fun part.
You then say the name of the person you like or love and then the person will say "I love you," or "Will you go out with me?" NO JOKE!!
NOW THE CONSEQUENCES!!
The consequences are:
If you break the chain letter, you will have bad luck in future
relationships.
If you don't break the chain, then you will be a happy camper!!
Congratulations!!
You have been chosen to participate in the LONGEST and the LUCKIEST chain
letter on the internet.
Once you read this letter, you must IMMEDIATELY (meaning within the hour)
post it with the title "why do boys fall in love with girls?"
After you send it, make a wish and it will come TRUE!

It better be true!! I don't think it will, but these things are so cute. Those reason kept me saying "AWW!" the whole time. So sappy!



At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping
it all over his lap.

When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him
by never even bothering to practice.

When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to
football to one birthday party after another. You thanked him by
jumping outof the car and never looking back.

When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to
the movies. You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row.

When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch
certain TV shows. You thanked him by waiting until he left the house.

When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion.
You thanked him by telling him he had no taste.

When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp.
You thanked him by forgetting to write a single letter.

When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug.
You thanked him by having your bedroom door locked.

When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You
thanked him by taking it every chance you could.

When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him
by being on the phone all night.

When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked
him by staying out partying until dawn.

When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus
carried your bags. You thanked him by saying good-bye outside the dorm
so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.

When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you
how deeply he loved you. You thanked him by moving halfway across the
country.

When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him . You
thanked him by reading about the burden parents become to their
children.

And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came
crashing down like thunder on your heart.

If you love your dad, post this on your profile.

(Whether you're reading this or not, dad, I love you.)


STUPID THINGS YOU DID (THE BOLD ONES I DID, SO YOU CAN SEE HOW MUCH DUMB THINGS I DO)

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it

4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head
7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself
8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand
9. Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. Tried to pull open a door that said push
11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs
14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot
21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle
23. Have run into a closed door
24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else. ( Ahh.. Camp. Im suprised Erik still wants to be around me xD)
25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside(im an idiot.)
33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else( Oh COME ON! who doesnt?)
34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot

36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. Walked into a pole
40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident
41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house

42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on
43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.

46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it
47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. Have poked yourself in the eye
49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair( is that possible? Wicked.)

51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test(apparantly.. :/ )
52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it
54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.
55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on
57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.
58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny or a movie
61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa

62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it
63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out
70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb

73. Ran into a door jam
74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. Have purposely licked playground sand
77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band

78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't (Erik and i actually got to skip class that hour.)
79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people (I Like to scare Maroesja. So easy.)
80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out
81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off

82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back.
84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone
87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird
88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people

89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria
90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.
91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story
96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs
97. You have spelled your own name wrong before
98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class.
100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth.

Conclusion: Im a F*ing idiot.


QUESTIONS ABOUT YOU:

Name without vowels- Chrl Twnsnd Chrl Vn Bk

You single?- Yup. nearly taken.. .but not yet >:/ Yup..

Favourite number?- 2 still 2

Colour you wear most?- Blue or black And purple

Least favourite colour?- Bright Orange Eww and Red. I dont like the colour red, it sqeeqs me out

Favourite candy?- Chocolate 5eva.

What do you smoke?- nothing. 0.o stop asking this. Im a good girl, okay?

Are you happy with my life right now?- Yeah, i guess. sure bb.

Anyone ever said you resemble a celebrity?- Yes. Apparantly i am a total Glamour cat and i look like Selena Gomez(my face) IDK Yup. Apparently now i look like Minka Kelly.

What is/was your favourite class in school?- English and Lit Drama class and German-at times.

How do you make money?- Paperroute Im between jobs, but im gonna work at a toy shop soon.

Are you outgoing?- Yeah, but only for people i like. Yea, i guess. But only when i wanna be

One word to describe you?- Glamourcat Uhm.. Yup - Glamourcat

Favourite pair of shoes- Grey heels -5eva!

Do you own big sunglasses?- yes. at least 3pairs 5 pairs now.

Where do you wish you were right now?- In either Amerika or England or with my bff In England with my family.

What should you be doing right now?- Nothing really. Cleaning my room..

HONEST SECTION:

Honestly, what are you doing right now?- Writing a new fanfic Listening to He Is We, and filling in this test again. Obviously.

Honestly, have you done something bad today?- Not that i know of... Yeah youd like to know wouldnt you?!

Honestly, who is the last person you spoke to on the phone?- My bff Maroesja Maroesja.

Honestly, are you jealous of someone right now?- Yes. Everyone with a mobile phone.

Honestly, what makes you mad most of the time?- the boy in my class, named Boner (yup that be his name) BONER!

Honestly, do you bite your nails?- yes. Yup, still.

Honestly, do you want to see someone this very moment?- Yes. My best friend Erik. I kinda miss him, its va-cay time My cousine Emily.

Honestly, do you have a friend you don't actually like?- YES I DO! I still hate her.

THE CANS:

Can you blow a bubble?- no, i cant. Maybe i schould learn.

Can you dance?- yes! Yupp

Can you do a cartwheel?- Nope, i cant. Still learning I really wanna do that.

Can you tie a cherry stem with your mouth?-What is that? Nopee.

Can you whistle?- Yeah, a bit. I can do the Rue 4 note song Still only Rues song.

Can you wiggle your ears?- No... No.. Weirdo.

Can you wiggle your nose?- Yes Yea, i sqeek my friends out with it buyt my bff Gloria can make her hands shake and its scary so i guess it evens out, right?

Can you roll your tongue?- Yup Yes, i can.

Can you make a clover with your tongue?- No. Is that possible? o.0 Did you say CLOVER? XD

ANGER SECTION:

What do you do when you're mad?- Cuss at every one and everything. Just how i roll. Slam doors, throw stuff, yell abuse. Joyfull lil me.

What's the worst thing you've done when you're mad?- Hit my Erik..

Ever made anyone cry when you're mad?- Yep...

CRYING SECTION:

Ever really cries your heart out?- Yes. Yup.

Ever cried yourself to sleep?- Once. Yes.

Ever cried on your friends shoulder?- Yes. On Erik's... countless times actually. Yes. Alot.

Ever cried over the opposite gender?- yes. Boys are assholes.

Ever cried over the same gender?- Yes. Girls are f*ing b*ches.

Do you cry when you get an injury?- yes, but mostly mixed with alot of cussing Not that much anymore.

Do certain songs make you cry?- Yes. Absolutley.

Do certain movies make you cry?- YES!! YES!!!

HAPPY SECTION:

Are you usually a happy person?- yeah, but it mostly depends what im doing and who im around Yes. Even around Boner.

What makes you happiest?- Being with Maroesja or Erik. Clove and Cato. Writing. Writing. Reading Divergent.

Does being with your friends make you happy?- Nearly always Absolutley.

Do you believe in yourself?- eh, sometimes. Only whenm i have to

Do you wish you were happier?- Sometimes Nope, happy enough

Is being happy overrated?- No, not at all.

Does music make you happy?- Yes, very Yes.

HATE SECTION:

Do you actually hate anyone?- YES! There's a whole list.. :/ Only a fe w people now

Ever made a hit-list?- HELL YEAH

Have you ever been on a hit-list?- Probably on Boner's a couple times. Hiya Boner *waves*

Are you a mean bully?- I was, in 6th grade. But i stopped and now he's a really good friend :D Was.

Do you hate your President?- dont have one. Still dont have one. Well, i have a minister president and hes not the sharpest tool in the shed.

CURRENTLY WEARING?:

What shirt are you wearing?- A pyjama shirt. A purple hoodie

Shoes?- Barefoot. Boots.

Necklace(s)- Nah. One i got from my friend. It has some gem stone on it that stands for friendship or some spiri-wiri stuff

HAVE YOU EVER?:

Hugged someone?- Yes :) Aduh.

Laughed so hard you cried?- HELL YEAH Today in German.

Kissed someone?- Yes.. :$ Once-okay lies, but..

THE LAST:

Person you spoke to in person?- Gloria, my friend.

Person you talked to online?- Thirza, another friend.

Person you hugged?-Barry, one of my very best friends.

RANDOM:

Do you like surveys?- eh, Sometimes Depends.

Do you get along with your parents?- yes. When im upstairs.

Do you have mental breakdowns?- a few times a month

CURRENT:

Current mood?- Happy. 3 guesses why? :$ Nutral

Current hair-style?- I did my hair as Clove from the hunger games. XD Trying to learn how to do a fish braid.

Current windows open?- None, its raining out. On a crack.

Current desktop picture?- A photo of my group of friends at school CLATO

THE DIDS:

Did you ever get into a fist-fight in school?- HELL YEAH! Not recently.

Did you ever run away from home?- yes, i have. Twice.

Did you ever want to be a doctor?- No, i cant stand blood. Funny, i like gory movies and junk xD Nope. Never.

Did you ever want to be a firefighter?- No, fire terrifies me.

THE DO'S:

Do you know how to swim?- Yes Yes.

Do you like roller-coasters?- No, ABSOLUTLEY NOT

Do you own a bike?- Yes, 2 even.

Do you think you could handle the stuff on reality shows?- Yes. My life practically is a reality show.

THE DOES:

Does hair loss run in your family?- Nope No, not for the girls at least 0.0

Does you car get good gas mileage?- I don't have a car yet... IDH1

Does your family have family picnics?- No sadly not. I WISH

THE HAVES:

Have you ever been on a plane?- Twice! Twice! :D

Have you ever been to the ocean?- Yes Yup, Holland is beside an ocean so youd thinks so right?

Have you ever painted your nails?- Yup, yesterday with Maroesja Saterday-with Maroesja

Have you ever been in a fist fight?- YES SQUILIONS OF TIMES!! :D SQUILIONS OF TIMES

THE HOWS?

How much money do you have right now?- I'm broke. I spended my last onthe Hunger Games premiere :) ! 3 Euros.- Which i owe Barry because he bought me a sandwich

THE LASTS:

The last person you hung out with?- Maroesja Gloria

Last thing someone said to you?- "GET YOUR ASS DOWN HERE AND DO THE DISHES!" "Kay see ya"

Last thing you said out loud?- "New Clato Story." in randomness, and the last line i sung is "I Cant Love Alone..." Im Singing Kiss It All Better -does that count?

THE WHATS?:

What are you listening to?- Katelyn Tarver, aka Jo from Big Time Rush He Is She and Parachute

What is the weather outside?- Raining :/ Cloudy - typical Dutch weather. FML

What radio station do you listen to?- Q Music BBC RADIO 1

What was the last resturant you ate at?- McDonald's, with my friend Bryce and her family Pancake house with my syblings and grandpa

What was the last thing you had to drink?- Pink Lemonade Fanta


THINGS TO DO IN THE SWIMMING POOL

1. Splash water on a random person and then say "Sorry! I thought you were someone else!" Do this constantly

2. Splash water on people who are trying to get a tan.

3. If a person is lying next to the pool, grin at them and then scream "See ya later, suckas'!" Then jump in and pretend you are swimming as fast as you can but actually swim very slowly.

4. Bring a watergun and get all the people wet.

5. Swim very slowly into the middle of the pool, then yell "Whirlpool! Whirlpool! Somebody kill the Kraken!"

6. If someone runs at full-speed and jumps in the pool, yell "Are you NUTS! You could have killed me!"

7. Swim to a person with goggles and then say "Watch this underwater!" Then dive and do the boogie dance

8. Swim in front of a person and stand on your hands underwater, and follow them around. When they say something, tell them that you are trying to practise and they are bothering you.

9. When you are swimming near a fat, old lady, sing the song "I like the way".

10. Start throwing rocks in the pool and sing "Take it off" by Kesha. Act really crazy and run all around after.


Things to do in an Elevator

Walk on with a cooler that is labeled "HUMAN HEAD" on the side.

Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"

Crack open your briefcase of purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?

Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off. (I did this one. My mom told me to knock it off because I was scaring people)

When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.

Meow occasionally.

Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.

Stare at another passenger for awhile, then announce in horror, "You're one of THEM" and back away slowly.

Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.

Annouce in a demonic voice, "I must find a more suitable host body."

Say "Ding" at each floor.

Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.

Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

Stare, grinning at another passenger for awhile, and then announce, "I have new socks on. (I also did this one. And I actually was wearing new socks)

"When the elevator is silent, look around and ask, "Is that your beeper?"

Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is my personal space."

When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock, smile, and go back for more.

Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.

Pretend to call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor you're on.

Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"

Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"

Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

Move your desk in to the elevator and whenever someone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.

Lay down a Twister mat and ask people if they'd like to play.

Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they hear something ticking.

Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.

When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."

Swat at flies that don't exist.

Tell people that you can see their aura.

Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.

On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.

When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now... motion sickness!"

Frown and mutter "gotta go, gotta go" then sigh and say "oops!"

Leave a box between the doors.

Wave hands wildly at invisible flies buzzing around your head.

Start a sing-along.

Do Tai Chi exercisesWhen at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now, damn motion sickness!"

Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.

If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler "Bad touch!"

Sing "Mary had a little lamb" while continually pushing buttons.

Bring a chair along.

Lean against the button panel.

While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.

Call out, "group hug!", then enforce it.


Her name was Auroura
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly crys
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
"God, why? Why is
My life always sinking?"

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest,
"You deserve to die
You worthless pest!"

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

If child abuse makes you sick and you think it's horrible and should be stopped, put this poem on your profile.


FRIENDS:Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "THAT WAS FRICKING AWSOME"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you.

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: lunch buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'its because your gay isn't it?'

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter.
BEST FRIENDS: Will re-post this!!


Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.


Reasons why girls are the best:

1.We got off the Titanic first

2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.

3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look fucking gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.

4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.

6. We've never lusted after the central female figure in a computer game.

7. Taxis stop for us.

8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).

11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.

12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.

13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.

14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.

15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.

16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.

18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.

19. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.


20 funny things to do when about to start an exam

1)When given your exam exclaim "Yay food" and eat your exam, tomato sauce is optional.

2)In the middle of the exam stand up and rip your exam up and throw it up into the air and scream "Happy birthday, It's a white Christmas"

3) When done with your exam and the teacher asks for it hold it tightly and say "No these documents are highly classified"

4) Half way into the exam stand up and scream "And he scores!"

5) Ten minutes into the exam walk up to the teachers desk and hand her your blank exam, when she asks where are the answers say "I filled them in with invisible ink, you need invisible glasses to read them"

6) In the middle of your exam, raise your head slowly and say in a deep voice "It's time" Then stand up and exclaim "Everybody dance now!" and start dancing.

7) Miss an exam and the next day when the teacher asks where you were say "I was here but I was wearing Harry Potter's cloak of invisibility"

8) Walk to the front of the class and scream as loud as you can "COME TO THE DARK SIDE, WE HAVE COOKIES!"

9) Refuse to do your exam and say "I am trying to cut down on exams"

10) Stand up and sing "I am walking on Sunshine" and start dancing.

11) Run out screaming "Run away, Fire, Fire!"

12) Make up random answers on your exam like "I like Pickles"

13)Take one of your Bakugan into the exam and ten minutes into the test shout "Did you hear that, My Bakugan just talked to me, now I can go defeat Naga!" Then look at your watch and say "Shun can you teach me some ninja moves? Pretty pleeeeeease?!"

14) Shout random catch phrases like "To the Bat mobile" or "Take that you dirty alien scum" or "Get your hands off me you damn dirty ape!"

15) Go up to the black board and write "The curse will be with you" Then run out screaming "The curse will be with you"

16) If you didn't study, when the teacher hands out the exam say "Sorry wrong class" and walk out.

17) Shout the wrong answers out.

18) Stand up and shout "Exercise time!" and run up and down the rows.

19)Put your hand up and ask "Ms/ Mr I don't understand this question" Then when she/he says "Ok I'll help you" Say "No it's OK" then whisper to the person next to you "Gimme your exam"

20) When walking in the exam room, don't walk skip up to the teacher's desk, take an exam and skip out shouting "Skip to the lu my darling!"


"I love you!"

"Nope, I love you even more"

"What a liar, im bigger so i have more space for love"

"Yeah, im shorter, but my love cells are compressed, that why i love you even more."

"What? that's stupid!"

"No is not. Moreover, i can feel i love you more because it hurts me to be separated."

"It hurts me too! so how do you know i dont miss you even more?"

"Because im a girl! and I know all those things!"



By copying and pasting this in your profile, you vow to respect other pairings and the people that like them. You shalt not insult them, explain why they can't be together, or say that they would rather be with someone else. You shalt have your opinions but shalt not insult pairings. You shalt avoid them if you hate them. You shalt keep an open mind about stories even if you despise the pairing. You shalt paste this in your profile.


A guy and a girl were speeding over 100km on a motorcyle.

Girl: Slow down!

Guy: No this is fun!

Girl: No it's not! Please, it's way to scary!

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you. Now slow down.

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gave him a big hug.

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself? It's bothering me.

In the newspaper, the next day, a motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure.

Two people were on it and only one survived.

The truth was, that half way down the road the guy realized his breaks were out and he didn't want the girl to know.

Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loved him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so she would live even if it meant he would die.

If you would do the same for someone you loved, copy and paste this into your profile.


Dear (the last person you talked to),

I don't really know how to tell you this, but 1. I think I realized it 2 3 and I saw you 4 5. I'm sure you're 6 enough to understand 7. I'm returning 8 to you, but I'll keep 9 as a memory. You should also know that I 10 11.

12,

-your name-

1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister

2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes

3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kabob - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife

4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out

5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk

6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Glee - Man
Pretty Little Liars - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scarred
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed

7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this.
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks

8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service

9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college

10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked

11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an Eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whiskey - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics

12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonardo
Egypt - Fuck off now
France - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family



Dear Maroesja,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'll join the monastery. I think I realized it that night under a state of trance and I saw you sit on my father. I'm sure you're emotional enough to understand the middle east. I'm returning the couch cushions to you, but I'll keep the oil stocks as a memory. You should also know that I always wanted to break eggplant-fetishism.

Good luck on your short-term leave from jail

Charlotte

How to Tell if You're a Writer:

-If you talk to yourself.
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.
-If people think you might have A.D.D.
-If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.
-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.
-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.
-And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you worship English 101

1.YOUR REAL NAME: Charlotte

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Chaizzle (what the hell?)

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): blue bunny.I want one of those!! :D

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and what people call you): Anne Squirl

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Towchlee... (wtf?)

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): pink cola (that sound pretty cool actually)

7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maidenname, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Hwaehsn - okay, WTF?!

9. YOUR GOTH NAME: Black and the name of one your pets: Black Chese

10. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: Favorite fruit and something that can go wrong: strawberry faceplant (actually, thats pretty frickin cool xD )

11. YOUR PIRATE NAME (Any color with a pirate accessory):Yellow hook. Kay kay... -_-


For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino. (when it's over obsessively bright)

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, So I must be gay

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear skirts (It's actually called a kilt)

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.


I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"

5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6.In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For (own name)

7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.

9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'

18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .

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HELLO AND WELCOME TO THE MENTAL HEALTH HOTLINE.

If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.

If you have multiple personalities, press 3,4,5, and 6.

If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call.

If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transferred to your mother ship.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which button to press.

If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer.

If you are dyslexic, press 96969696969696969696969696969696.

If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the hash key until a representative comes on the line.

If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, phone number, and date of birth, social security number and your mother's maiden name.

If you have post traumatic stress disorder, slowly and carefully press 000.

If you have bipolar disorder, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep. Or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.

If you have short term memory loss, press 9.

If you have short term memory loss, press 9.

If you have short term memory loss, press 9.

If you have low self-esteem, please hang up. All our operators are too busy to talk to you.


*tries to open easy open can* "I thought this was supposed to be easy!" *uses knife*

Dad: "so what do you guys want?" all three brothers "a lightsaber" Dad: "why?" younger brother: "so I can be a jedi" Middle brother: "so that nobody will mess with me" Older brother: "so I can finally easily open easy open cans"

*tab on easy open can breaks* "damn" *tries to use can opener* "damn" *tries to stab it open* "damn" *looks around and sees nobody around* *activates lightsaber*

*Revs up chainsaw* brother: "what are you doing?" older brother "about to open an easy open can" *younger brother pulls the tab and opens it easily* older brother: "I hate you."


7 Ways to Scare your roommates

7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, "Soon, soon..." ( im totally gonna try that!

6) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.

5) Tell your roommate, "I've got an important message for you." Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, "Oh, yeah, I remember!" Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks.

4) While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan.

3) Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, "Hey, where the heck is my sandwich?" Complain loudly that you are hungry.

2) Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, "Shouldn't you be going somewhere?"

1) Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, "No, I want to watch them suffer."


To Every Guy:

To every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait"
To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful".
To every guy who calls her amazing, even if she denies it herself.
To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town to see her.
To every guy that gives flowers and a card when she is sick.
To every guy who has given her flowers just because.
To every guy that said he would die for her.
To every guy that really would.
To every guy that took time to do what she wanted to do.
To every guy that she cried in front of.
To every guy that holds hands with her.
To every guy that kisses her with meaning.
To every guy that hugs her when she's sad.
To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all.
To every guy who would give their jacket up for her.
To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe.
To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours just to see her for ten minutes.
To every guy that would give his seat up.
To every guy that just wants to cuddle.
To every guy that reassured her that she was beautiful no matter what.
To every guy who told his secrets to her.
To every guy that tried to show how much he cared through every word and every breath.
To every guy that thought maybe this could be the one.
To every guy that believed in her dreams.
To every guy that would have done anything so she could achieve them.
To every guy that never laughed at her when she told him her dreams.
To every guy that walked her to her car.
To every guy that gave his heart.
To every guy who prays that she is happy even if you are not with her.

...This one bulletin is for you...

Not many girls appreciate nice guys anymore... And because of this, there are not many left out there... I guarantee 90 percent of the men on your page, will not repost this cuz they care more about their image If you are a nice guy repost this with "We're a Dying Breed " If you are a girl that thinks every guy should treat a girl this way repost this with: "To Every Guy..."

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Hunger Games Conversations by DivergentVampireTributeWitch reviews
The characters in the Hunger Games join together only to discover they HATE how MSN and their conversations gives away everyone's secrets and brings out the strangest in President Snow. Randomness and drama
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 90 - Words: 119,914 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 6/19 - Published: 7/5/2012
Pass The Tequila, I Think I'll Be Needing It by JustAFantasyGirl reviews
Sun, sand, sea and... well you know the rest. Will Johanna and Gale ever quit arguing enough to admit their feelings for each other? Or will someone else catch his eye before then? Will Cato ever convince Clove that he's not the man whore the school makes him out to be? Will Katniss and Peeta finally get together after his years of silently crushing on her? Only one way to find out
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 49 - Words: 93,066 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 12/21/2014 - Published: 6/30/2012 - Cato, Clove, Gale H., Johanna M.
Careers don't love by BabyMockingJay reviews
The unspoken rule, careers don't love. Right? What happens when Cato befriends Clove at the acadamy, but he wants a little bit more than friendship? What happens when they're both thrust into the Hunger Games? Together? Read and find out! Alternate ending. I do not own the Hunger Games!
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 31 - Words: 81,283 - Reviews: 636 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 11/2/2014 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Cato, Clove
The Monster Within Us by The Awesome Novice Writer reviews
Liar...Thief...Abuser...Traitor...Murderer...Rapist...Avenger...Rebel...Torturerer...War criminal...Terrorist...Psychopath. We are all monsters.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 36 - Words: 152,218 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/25/2014 - Published: 7/7/2012 - Other tributes
I Promise by happyflowers2907 reviews
Annie Cresta she is sure she has no chance in winning the 70th Hunger Games. In allience with a boy who loves her, and two kids from District 12, her only hope is a promise Finnick had made her. Yet, as fate has it, there is more in the way of her life than her fellow Tributes. There is something more at the works in Panem; there is someone whose out for Annie's blood. R&R Please
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 63 - Words: 123,944 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 1/14/2014 - Published: 8/1/2012 - Finnick O., Johanna M., Pres. Snow, Annie C.
THE HUNGER GAMES are back and weirder than ever by MichaelPhelpsfanatic101 reviews
its my first hunger games fic. i come from the PJO world. i would like you guys to submit tributes please. no flames please only constructive critism.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,599 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/18/2013 - Published: 12/8/2011
79th Annual Hunger Games: A change in the rules by leavesinlight reviews
There has been a twist in the game this year. Because Catching Fire never happened and the rules have shifted for more interesting games.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,822 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/13/2013 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Other tributes
Victors by everhtorne reviews
An alternate ending of the 74th Hunger Games where Cato and Clove win. What would have happened afterwards? Things aren't as easy as they may have thought... All reviews and feedback are really appreciated! ClovexCato
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 69,309 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 5/5/2013 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Cato, Clove
Long May She Reign by halcyon calamity reviews
Gossip Girl here, your one and only source for the latest juicy goodness on the Upper East Side. Summer's come and gone and America's most spoiled brats have returned from their Hamptons houses to attend their own personal hell - high school. Queen C reigns at Panem Academy, but will a new delicious boy from LA send her into a downward spiral? Modern AU.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,709 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 4/16/2013 - Published: 8/16/2012 - Cato, Clove
We All Love Facebook by Spaidel reviews
The characters of The Hunger Games trilogy are all drawn to this new sensation called Facebook.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 39,578 - Reviews: 2360 - Favs: 553 - Follows: 492 - Updated: 3/14/2013 - Published: 2/25/2012
Cato and Clove by HungerGamesGirl143 reviews
Cato and Clove before the Hunger games R&R!
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,092 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 1/24/2013 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Cato, Clove
There Can Be Only One Winner by Clare reviews
The story of Ruth, a teenaged girl from District 9 who has been chosen as a tribute in the 44th Hunger Games. Twenty-four enter the arena, but only one can leave alive. Rated for violence.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 58,381 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/5/2012 - Published: 4/30/2012 - Other tributes - Complete
Sharp As Knives by PistachioLuver reviews
Marvel walked up to the stairs of the stage and stopped. He turned around "Don't miss me too much," He winked at Clove before hopping onto stage to the cheering crowd.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 18,908 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 10/27/2012 - Published: 4/22/2012 - Clove, Marvel - Complete
Hey there little sister by Lulubird reviews
When she was 7 her father told her he hated her. When she was 9 she got a baby sister. When she was 15 she killed her parents. When she was 17 she volunteered. When she was 18 she survived. When she was 24 she wanted to die. Enobaria's story. One shot. Please review.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,495 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 8/31/2012 - Enobaria, Clove - Complete
Enobaria's Life by pretty-little-gymnast reviews
The story of Enobaria. Rated T for THG idea.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 583 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/22/2012 - Enobaria, Other tributes - Complete
Knifegirl and Spearboy by SuperSandri reviews
The sequel to 'A Stroke of luck' Marvel and Clove face the several consequences of winning the games as a pair. Hopefully their love can last under the insane hand of President Snow!
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,402 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/17/2012 - Published: 7/24/2012 - Marvel, Clove
New Here by ZellieXOXO reviews
Clove Fuhrman lives a normal life in a normal town-before she and her parents move to Panem. Soon, with the help of Cato Ludwig, a elusive new crush, she has created a dangerous new identity for herself. But these things change her in ways she never could have expected.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 30,143 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/6/2012 - Published: 7/5/2012 - Clove, Cato
Marrying the Victor by wolfgirl948 reviews
"You could've saved my sister!" Cato shook his head. "You know I tried." "It was pathetic. You're pathetic. I don't know why my parents chose for me to marry you!" "They didn't make that choice. I chose to marry you," he replied.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,002 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 9/2/2012 - Published: 7/18/2012 - Clove, Cato
Forever and Always by swagmoney reviews
The two best friends each secretly yearned for the other. Finally, the day before the reaping, They confessed their feelings. Then the unimaginable happened, and that thing would be called the hunger games. Clato!
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,324 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/31/2012 - Published: 8/26/2012 - Cato, Clove
The 75th Hunger Games SYOT by Lauren143 reviews
This story was deleted, and yes this is the same one! Please read chapters 1 and 2 if you have previously read this. 3 spots open! All boy spots, no girl spots. Enjoy :
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,285 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/23/2012 - Published: 8/15/2012
Clato Poem by pretty-little-gymnast reviews
Just a quick poem on how Cato feels when Clove dies,going up to Cato's death. My first poem on FF. Rated T for The Hunger games idea. :
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 284 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Cato, Clove - Complete
Sleep Talk by DivergentVampireTributeWitch reviews
Clove talks in her sleep and Cato just can't stop teasing her. Glimmer thinks it's somewhat stupid to stay up at night and listen to your ally talk, but no seems to think Marvel thinks that
Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 835 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/29/2012 - Clove, Marvel - Complete
A Kiss With a Fist is Better Than None by Ninazadzia reviews
The story of two kids so hell-bent on killing each other, if you let them fight to the death there would be no winner. How Cato and Clove won the Hunger Games. "It's too bad I fell in love with you, right?" Based on Florence and the Machine's Kiss With a Fist. T for sex. READ AT YOUR OWN RISK.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,581 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Cato, Clove - Complete
A stroke of 'Luck' by SuperSandri reviews
If by a stroke of luck, what if Marvel had killed Katniss and Rue? If by a stoke of bad luck, what if Marvel had been injured? If by a stoke of good luck, what if Clove decided to find him?
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,482 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/24/2012 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Marvel, Clove
Gameception by halcyon calamity reviews
It's a game within a game within a game, and suddenly, she can't tell which one they're playing.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,080 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/24/2012 - Cato, Clove - Complete
Love Doesn't Lie by XxAngelLoveRosexX reviews
"Can I stay here?" "No." But nothing she said was going to change what he did next. She heard the clunk of heavy boots bounce along the floor and distinct shuffling. Before she knew it, Marvel had also dived into the covers, with only his trousers on. Clove tightened the ball she had laid in when his arm snaked her closer. "Get out." "No."
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,914 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/20/2012 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Clove, Marvel
A Life Before The Games by XxAngelLoveRosexX reviews
Clove's P.O.V: Following the Careers on their journey leading up to The Hunger Games. CLARVEL AND GLATO. Clove realizes that theres more to life than just training, blood and death. There's happiness, friends and love. Rated T for strong language
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,266 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/17/2012 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Clove, Marvel
Tributes, a parody of Starships by SuperSandri reviews
A song I wrote based on the song Starships by Nicki Minaj. It's mainly based on the careers because I love them so much. Since Clove is mentioned the most, it felt okay to label it as so. I do not own anything, I just made a parody!
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 257 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Clove - Complete
The REAL Romance of the 74th Annual Hunger Games by zuritamupaka reviews
From Clove's POV, the story of Cato and Clove's Romance and their journey in the Hunger Games. Alternate Ending
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 61,134 - Reviews: 1255 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 7/14/2012 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Clove, Cato - Complete
Cato Wins! (One shot) by Imaginegirl881 reviews
In the Seventy-Fourth Annual Hunger Games, Katniss and Peeta won by shooting an arrow in Cato's hand, but what if Cato realised it a second before Katniss shot the arrow and moved his hand, would it change the ending?
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,183 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Cato - Complete
Still Human by aryawaterrs reviews
My name is Clove Ashton and I never wanted to compete in The Hunger Games. I've been caught up in a world that I've been prepared for all my life by the career academies, but in the end, only one person can get me through it. And his name is Marvel.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 41,895 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Clove, Marvel - Complete
Two Worlds Collide by You Can Try And Take Us reviews
Aurelie Blu isn't a normal Capitol girl, she tries to treat others fairly. She hates when others call people out for something they can't fix, and she's been a victim of it too. So what happens when she meets Darius? *Story is better then the summary*
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,118 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 3/10/2012 - Darius
The Knife Bearers Story by anerdbyassociation reviews
This is Life before the reaping and during the Games for Clove! Sucky Summary, but I promise the story is better. Pairing: CloveXCato. Rated M for slight sexual content and character death
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,502 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/30/2012 - Clove, Cato - Complete
What We Stand For by halcyon calamity reviews
AU, with Cato and Clove winning the Hunger Games. She doesn't know what she stands for, but she knows what the Capitol does stand for. She knows what they think she stands for. Maybe Cato is the only one who really knows.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,766 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Cato, Clove - Complete
My Clove by Turtle1999 reviews
The only girl that meant something to me is dead...A one shot about Clove and Cato when they died.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 503 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Clove, Cato
A Family Affair by Penelope Wendy Bing reviews
After Glimmer dies, her brother is forced to reconsider his life as a Career and decide whether or not he can truly support the Games that brought about the death of his sister. T for domestic violence and language.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 26 - Words: 62,450 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/18/2011 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Glimmer, Katniss E. - Complete
In The Pouring Rain by Retrak52-IAmOmicron reviews
How did Thresh really die? Did Cato kill him? Or was it a mutt? Or was it his own stupidity, like running of a cliff? Who knows. This is how Thresh from District Eleven died.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 281 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Thresh, Cato - Complete
Flavors of Life by BadgerInMySoup reviews
Connor isn't a one flavor kind of guy. Until he meets her.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 983 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Connor S. - Complete
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The Cow Wow reviews
Sure, Cat ran after Robbie asked her to the Cow Wow... But that didn't make it okay for him to take Gabriella from Vocals Class instead! Takes place during One Thousand Berry Balls. I clearly do not own Victorious.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 539 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/8/2013 - Cat V., Robbie S.
While We Can reviews
Sequal to While We're Young! Clove and Cato have a daughter, 4 month old Caroline! It also involves the Games, District Two, their friends, and An Alternate Ending!
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 19 - Words: 14,095 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 2/22/2013 - Published: 9/26/2012 - Clove, Cato
Blind Date reviews
One Shot. What happens when two Demi-Gods, both secretly crushing on one another, get set up on a blind date by their siblings? [[Credit to uncle Rick. One Shot. First PJO thing.]]
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 521 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/18/2013 - Miranda G., Connor S. - Complete
Beautifull reviews
Cashmere's story. When a beautifull 18 year old from District One volunteers, everyone expects her to be a bimbo and die in the arena. But Cashmere Aedas is smart, fast and deadly. We all know she wins. But we dont know what her games where like. Read the story and find out! :3
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Family/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,228 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/6/2012 - Published: 9/17/2012 - Cashmere, Gloss
Lights reviews
Songfic to Lights by Ellie Goulding. Stevie Rae looks back on her life after being brought back as a Red Fledgling. Review and you'll get a death TeeShirt!
House of Night - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 435 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9/30/2012 - Stevie Rae J.
Brother reviews
Cat has just lost her Brother. Nobody knows, until she has to act out this exact scene with Robbie. Lousy title, i know. But i need a new idea for the title.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 301 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/30/2012 - Cat V., Robbie S. - Complete
Stupid reviews
Cat is lonely and alone, crying on the staircase of Hollywood Arts. Robbie finds her and comforts her.
Victorious - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 154 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/30/2012 - Cat V., Robbie S. - Complete
High Maintance reviews
Glimmer and Clove have known each other since childhood, and suprisingly these two are best friends. The most gorgeous girls in all of Panem only deserve the best - that also includes bff's and boyfriends. Peeta and Prim were never Reaped, and Clove and Glimmer both Volunteer with their boyfriends Marvel and Cato. Clato and Glarvel shipping, Climmer friendship. Review :D
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,199 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/27/2012 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Glimmer, Clove
While We're Young reviews
Clove Brytl is four years old when she first meets Cato Grant, on her first day of school. She directly notes to stay away from him for being mean to her best friend Rosie Lynson.But when Cato tells Clove a secret he's kept for the past 9 years, Clove's thoughts on Cato start to change.Do they still have enough time?MYSTERY REVEILD!Sequel to be put up under the name "While we Can"
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 17,992 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 9/26/2012 - Published: 8/24/2012 - Clove, Cato - Complete
Ready or Not reviews
Ready or Not, Here I Come. Glimmer goes out to party, and her crush Marvel tags along. Fluffeh.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 773 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/25/2012 - Glimmer, Marvel
Foxface's Games reviews
My name is Jenna Eagelson. I am 16 years old from District 5. I am Reaped to be in the 74th Hunger Games. I'll Never come back.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 985 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/24/2012 - Foxface, Thresh - Complete
Just Friends reviews
Songfic of the song "Just Friends" By Shane harper. Clove and Cato start a realtionship. Its fluffy and romantic, so if you dont like that stuff, dont read it. T because i want it to be T. First person to review, is the first reviewer! :D
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 693 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/18/2012 - Clove, Cato
Mandarin, The girl i gave my life for reviews
Clove Massae has never had an easy life. But her choice is easy when she sees her little "sister" being Reaped for the Games. Now she must try to keep her promise to come home. But what if a girl from twelve has the same promise made?
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,448 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/1/2012 - Published: 5/4/2012 - Clove, Cato - Complete
Catos child reviews
He held the little baby girl close to him, and he saw her eyes in his daughters face.She even had the same name, AnaLya Clove Bryans. His way of keeping her with him. Forever. Cato has won the Hunger Games instead of the Starcrossed Lovers, and Clove never made it back home. They had a baby back home, an undying memory of Clove left with Cato. One Shot. Review :
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 651 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Cato, Clove - Complete
Love Alone A Clato FanFic reviews
Clove and Cato songfic. Clove falls in love with Cato, but Cato just keeps avoiding the subject. Until its to late... One Shot. Rated T for swearing and because its the Hunger Games. No flames, please. Review :D
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,182 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Clove, Cato - Complete
I'll Win for You reviews
In the last moments before Maysilee dies, Haymitch is with her. Haysilee One Shot. No flames, Review :D
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 223 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Haymitch A., Maysilee D. - Complete